Post by Syco on Oct 16, 2008 10:52:58 GMT -6
*Xtreme Team are currently at the North Carolina State Fair where they will be until Sunday morning before coming back for the show.*
Syco: The State Fair.
Dave: Ain't no place else like it.
Syco: You've got anything you can imagine on a stick. Anything you can imagine deep fried.
Dave: You've got great music every night. Including the greatness that is Tobymac who will be here Saturday night.
Syco: And we have tickets! And speaking of great talent. Sunday night in Texas. Onslaught. 4 teams battling for the chance to be known as the best in SNW. You've got the weirdos that call themselves the Sports Nutz.
Random guy: Nuts? Where are the nuts? I want some nuts!
Dave: Over there, past the dolley and right under the ferris wheel.
Random guy: THANKS!
Syco: Ooooooooooooooooook...
Dave: The Sports Nutz stand no chance, they are just two people who think they have a bunch of talent, but they really don't. So let's no talk about them.
Syco: Then you have the The Alley Ratz. They seem to be not talking. That's fine. We won't talk about you.
Dave: Then we have the current tag team champions.
Syco: Gory and Wench. You love to talk about what's our meaning. What are we living for. You seem to think that just because all we talk about is winning the tag team titles, that's our only meaning in life?
Dave: We've got news for you two. If you think that's our only meaning in life you're dead wrong.
Syco: You think Wench is the only married person in this match? YOU'RE DEAD WRONG! My wife, Sarah, is the most important person in my life. This match would mean nothing if she was not by my side throughout everything in my life. Hell I wasn't even going to come back, but she talked me into coming back. Clearly you underestimate people just by their words.
Dave: And you think all I think about is winning tag gold? You don't think I think about my other dreams? There are so many other things in my life I worry about more than winning tag team gold. Hell I worry about the economy more than I worry about winning those belts.
Syco: You got that right. With the economy being a shithole right now, people are worried about their money. If they are worried about their money, they won't spend extra money. They don't spend extra money, they don't come to SNW. The fans make SNW and without them, SNW is nothing.
Dave: So think before you start spitting shit out of your mouth Gory. There is always more than meets the eye. This Sunday, we'll show that you're right. It does take more than heart to win the belts that are around your waists.
Syco: We know it will take everything we have to win this match. We have the talent to win this match. You think we are just acrobats who do flying stunts? Then think again. We may not be submission specialists, but we can mat wrestle just as good as the next guy. So if that's the game you want to play, we don't mind playing it.
Dave: Just remember they don't call us Xtreme Team because we are cute cuddly stuffed bears. On Sunday, you'll learn your lesson. We know this will be the fight of our lives.
Syco: Blood, sweat, and tears. Blood sweat and tears. Sunday be ready. You've crossed the line you may wish you never crossed by saying we don't have any real meaning in our life.
Dave: O stuffed bears!
Syco: I'm the sycotic one..and you'll find out why.
*Syco turns to Dave.*
Syco: Dave, quit looking at the bears. We're here to have fun, not look like idiots.
Dave: Fine. Gory and Wench...it's time to put up and shut up. Time to find out who's the better team. The other two teams don't even deserve to be there. Sunday, we'll find out who is the better team.
*The scene ends as Xtreme Team head off to ride more rides.*
Syco: The State Fair.
Dave: Ain't no place else like it.
Syco: You've got anything you can imagine on a stick. Anything you can imagine deep fried.
Dave: You've got great music every night. Including the greatness that is Tobymac who will be here Saturday night.
Syco: And we have tickets! And speaking of great talent. Sunday night in Texas. Onslaught. 4 teams battling for the chance to be known as the best in SNW. You've got the weirdos that call themselves the Sports Nutz.
Random guy: Nuts? Where are the nuts? I want some nuts!
Dave: Over there, past the dolley and right under the ferris wheel.
Random guy: THANKS!
Syco: Ooooooooooooooooook...
Dave: The Sports Nutz stand no chance, they are just two people who think they have a bunch of talent, but they really don't. So let's no talk about them.
Syco: Then you have the The Alley Ratz. They seem to be not talking. That's fine. We won't talk about you.
Dave: Then we have the current tag team champions.
Syco: Gory and Wench. You love to talk about what's our meaning. What are we living for. You seem to think that just because all we talk about is winning the tag team titles, that's our only meaning in life?
Dave: We've got news for you two. If you think that's our only meaning in life you're dead wrong.
Syco: You think Wench is the only married person in this match? YOU'RE DEAD WRONG! My wife, Sarah, is the most important person in my life. This match would mean nothing if she was not by my side throughout everything in my life. Hell I wasn't even going to come back, but she talked me into coming back. Clearly you underestimate people just by their words.
Dave: And you think all I think about is winning tag gold? You don't think I think about my other dreams? There are so many other things in my life I worry about more than winning tag team gold. Hell I worry about the economy more than I worry about winning those belts.
Syco: You got that right. With the economy being a shithole right now, people are worried about their money. If they are worried about their money, they won't spend extra money. They don't spend extra money, they don't come to SNW. The fans make SNW and without them, SNW is nothing.
Dave: So think before you start spitting shit out of your mouth Gory. There is always more than meets the eye. This Sunday, we'll show that you're right. It does take more than heart to win the belts that are around your waists.
Syco: We know it will take everything we have to win this match. We have the talent to win this match. You think we are just acrobats who do flying stunts? Then think again. We may not be submission specialists, but we can mat wrestle just as good as the next guy. So if that's the game you want to play, we don't mind playing it.
Dave: Just remember they don't call us Xtreme Team because we are cute cuddly stuffed bears. On Sunday, you'll learn your lesson. We know this will be the fight of our lives.
Syco: Blood, sweat, and tears. Blood sweat and tears. Sunday be ready. You've crossed the line you may wish you never crossed by saying we don't have any real meaning in our life.
Dave: O stuffed bears!
Syco: I'm the sycotic one..and you'll find out why.
*Syco turns to Dave.*
Syco: Dave, quit looking at the bears. We're here to have fun, not look like idiots.
Dave: Fine. Gory and Wench...it's time to put up and shut up. Time to find out who's the better team. The other two teams don't even deserve to be there. Sunday, we'll find out who is the better team.
*The scene ends as Xtreme Team head off to ride more rides.*