Duck Tales....

[Mr. Grinch]

*Scene opens with an interview is about to take place.*


I-"I'm here to interview. Nice place."

DD-"Thanks."

CR-"I was the decorator."

CL-"No you weren't, I was."

AS-"I gave him those curtains in Vancouver as a birthday gift."

CL-"Your point? I bought this glass kitchen table."

CR-"See what you have started?"

I-"Who me?"

CR-"I bought the dishes."

SL-"Whoa, whoa, whoa? Who are you?"

I-"I'm Ian Martin from wrestlingnews.com"

DD-"I don't think I know you."

I-"We just started."

AS-"Oh, I'm Everyone's Favorite Lady from Canada, Adriana Samu. You can call me, Dria."

CL-"I'm Sweetness a k a Candy Lovve. You can call me Candy."

I-"I know-"

CR-"I'm Cerise a k a Hellspawn's shadow. You can call me Empress."

AS-"What the hell?"

CL-"Where did that come from.

I-"But, I know-"

DD-"I'm the terror that creeps through the night. I lurk in the shadows. I'm D-"

CL-"Darkwing Duck!!!"

CR-"Let's get Dangerous!!!!"

I-"That was wrong....but I kno-"

AS-"Who is Darkwing Duck?

DD-"Don't worry about it. I'm Devildog but you can call me Double D."

CL-"I like Darkwing Duck better."

SL-"You're crazy. Lady, I'm the man who has to live with these nut jobs. I'm the Lovve Doctor known as

Stank Lovve."

I-"Stank, are you and Adriana Samu dating?"

SL-"Where did you get that from?"

I-"It was posted on wrestlecrap.com and you two were caught hugging outside a Dallas airport."

CR-"Are you serious? Who broke the news?"

I-"TMZ."

AS-"How can I date Stank when his girlfriend is right here. Stank is my best friend in this business.

He helped get me started in this business. We've gone down that road once and I doubt we will do it

again. You should hear those 2 at night."

I-"I apologize for that."

SL-"Is it a crime to have your ex as a friend?"

DD-"Seinfeld did it."

CR-"Yeah, Regine and Kyle did it."

CL-"Anymore questions or are you trying to start something?

I-"I want to know-"

SL-"I am so glad we are not working for Vince."

AS-"He's lost it."

CR-"Sure has. No point for CM Punk to job to Miz and Morrison."

CL-"They're retarted. Calling himself the Chick Magnet. That's just blasphemy."

AS-"Yeah."

CR-"Charlie Haas is getting funnier every week."

CL-"I think I might grow me a unibrow with a mullethawk. What you think, Dria?"

AS-"That's not you."

DD-"What does that have to do with anything?"

SL-"Why are you here?"

I-"Yes, you have to face The Unholy Sinners-"

DD-"We have four pissed off people on one side of the ring and all of the people responsible for the

pain and frustration on the other."

AS-"Basically those four are going to receive a lot of pain and suffering in our court of law."

SL-"Are you finish?"

I-"No. Cerise you are in a match-"

CR-"Thanks for letting me something I already know. You come into the house and started trouble and

you want us to give you an interview."

AS-"I should knock you out."

DD-"But that's assault and battery. Assault with a deadly weapon. Possibly a lawsuit for pain and

suffering. I wouldn't stop you."

CL-"He might like the beating. You never know what kind of nutjobs we have now?

I-"Wait, that's not-"

SL-"We gave you an interview. Answered your ridiculous questions. This is what you need to know. We're

cracking skulls and winning matches. Believe it, playa!!!!"

AS-"Now get out!!!"

*Scene fades to black.*