Post by Hollywood on Sept 18, 2008 21:25:46 GMT -6
George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller had not spoken to each other since their big slap fight at Guys Night Out in Deep Ellum. Gordon Heath tried to call them up, but they wouldn't answer their respective phones. Finally, a press conference was arranged at Valley Ranch, TX, at the Dallas Cowboys headquarters. Arriving first was Gordon Heath, who stood at the podium that was separating the two tables. George Dunpork entered afterward, taking a seat on the table to Gordie's left. Craig "Senior" Mueller walked in moments later, sneered over at George, then took a seat at the table to Gordie's right. George glared over at Craig.
GORDIE
Guys, let's try to keep this professional.
Craig and George just rolled their eyes as the press conference commenced.[/color]
GORDIE
First of all, I would like to address what happened at Guys Night Out when I nearly had a heart attack when Wench and Gory forced me to suffer a Stinkface. I was immediately released from the hospital after staying there over three hours for trauma. Now, as you all know, at Onslaught eminating from Bryan Adams High School in Dallas, TX, Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork will do battle against each other. This is a match that I've been trying to stop for the past week. But unfortunately, it seems that at Onslaught, we will witness the demise of the greatest wrestling tag team ever assembled.
CRAIG
Tag team? The way George has been lacking focus, it seems like I'm the one carrying this "team."
DUNPORK
YOU carrying the team? And how many singles titles have you won? Oh that's right, none! Need I remind you that I won the WCE World Championship within less than a month of being in that promotion. Oh, and it was you that I beat for that belt after valiantly fighting off several competitors in a gauntlent match.
CRAIG
Excuse me, but if I remember correctly, I allowed you to win that match. Really, the only thing you've truly beaten me in was that game of paper-rock-scissors when we were deciding who would win the Title if we faced off.
DUNPORK
Oh please! You begged to just lay down and let me beat you because you knew that I would've ended your career had you taken me on in a true competitive match, which is what I'm going to do at Onslaught.
CRAIG
End MY career? The only thing you'll be ending will be the breakfast buffet at Golden Corral when they have to tell the customer's there's no more food for the buffet because George Fatpork ate it all!
George shot up out of his seat. Gordie tried to stop him, but George shoved him down as Craig shot up out of his seat. The two proceeded to get into another slap fight as security rushed in to separate them. They shouted expletives at each other as they were held back.[/color][/b]
GORDIE
Guys, let's try to keep this professional.
Craig and George just rolled their eyes as the press conference commenced.[/color]
GORDIE
First of all, I would like to address what happened at Guys Night Out when I nearly had a heart attack when Wench and Gory forced me to suffer a Stinkface. I was immediately released from the hospital after staying there over three hours for trauma. Now, as you all know, at Onslaught eminating from Bryan Adams High School in Dallas, TX, Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork will do battle against each other. This is a match that I've been trying to stop for the past week. But unfortunately, it seems that at Onslaught, we will witness the demise of the greatest wrestling tag team ever assembled.
CRAIG
Tag team? The way George has been lacking focus, it seems like I'm the one carrying this "team."
DUNPORK
YOU carrying the team? And how many singles titles have you won? Oh that's right, none! Need I remind you that I won the WCE World Championship within less than a month of being in that promotion. Oh, and it was you that I beat for that belt after valiantly fighting off several competitors in a gauntlent match.
CRAIG
Excuse me, but if I remember correctly, I allowed you to win that match. Really, the only thing you've truly beaten me in was that game of paper-rock-scissors when we were deciding who would win the Title if we faced off.
DUNPORK
Oh please! You begged to just lay down and let me beat you because you knew that I would've ended your career had you taken me on in a true competitive match, which is what I'm going to do at Onslaught.
CRAIG
End MY career? The only thing you'll be ending will be the breakfast buffet at Golden Corral when they have to tell the customer's there's no more food for the buffet because George Fatpork ate it all!
George shot up out of his seat. Gordie tried to stop him, but George shoved him down as Craig shot up out of his seat. The two proceeded to get into another slap fight as security rushed in to separate them. They shouted expletives at each other as they were held back.[/color][/b]
