Post by ykmn on Aug 15, 2008 11:41:27 GMT -6
Scene opens with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by. Daniels wears his Purple Headband and his Purple Vest.
AD:Did I not tell you all, did I not look into the camera, into the eyes of all the people watching and did I not say that I Kid Thunder was going to walk out the man, the winner of my match against my former forced upon tag team partner Viper. Viper it was a brutal violent contest that saw you do some absolutely low down things, like first destroying my sunglasses, do you have any idea how much I liked those sunglasses, to me it was just an accessory it, it was...it was a symbol of my coolness, but Viper who by the way is totally uncool decided that he'd knock them off my face and raise his foot and stomp them breaking them in two.
Honestly who does that, who goes out and destroys someone's personal property. You don't do that Viper, you wanted to stoop to that level what did it get you, a beat down. You were skinned and made into nothing but a pair of boots. Just like I said you were going to be.
Yeah you that you had me, oh yeah you thought you had me right where you wanted me in that Texas Death Match, I haven't done many hardcore matches in my career as a wrestler, in all honesty hardcore wrestling is beneath me, but that's how much I wanted to hurt you Viper, after the disrespect you dared to show me you that beating coming. No one turns their back on Kid Thunder, no one costs me some championship gold. Kid Thunder takes care of his business with ease, and my business was to make you suffer old man. Like I said hardcore wrestling and that crap is something that I don't need to resort to, but for one night I did just to make you feel the pain of defeat even more.
Hopefully those light tubes to your head got the point across, I might be all razzle and dazzle, but when pushed I can become a man who is dead set on making sure that he is never pushed again. Viper I hope you got that message loud and clear, beating you was possibly the biggest win in my career and there's only one place to go from there that's up.
It seems to me that SNW might just be forgetting about me, with all the talk about the Nutz, Reaper, Margera, Wench, Hellspawn and so on, it seems that people are giving Kid Thunder the old heave ho when it comes to this company. You know what that's there mistake, people might waste their time on those other names, but they should never forget about the storm that keeps getting stronger and stronger. The only question I have is what has to give, what needs to happen for people to smarten up and realize that this man right here is what's going to lead the company. I've been telling the bookers to give me some more high profile matches and oppurtunities to prove how much of a better talent I am compared to the others, but what do I get, I get denied, I get matches that involve hacks, hacks like Andrew Smith.
Andrew Smith, it's good to see that you took a look and realized just what I can do, but I'll be honest Andy, I didn't even bother checking out some of your stuff, what's the point, why should I waste my time doing that, I'm sure if I watched one of your matches I'd get really tired and sleepy. That's how much you interest me Smith.
Why do you think you can come back from Germany and immediatley get this top spot in SNW. What's so special about you? From what I hear, if your friends aren't around to help you out. I don't need friends, I can make it on my own. Smith you might be flying back from Germany with all these big hopes and aspirations going around in your head, but what you need to know is that when your plane lands and step foot on the dirty, inbred hillbilly fested land of Texas your going to be stuck in a storm. And this storm is guaranteeing furious winds and loud strikes of thunder.
I'm not coming to Texas to be a loser, I'm coming to be what I always should be a clear cut winner. It's time to realize that, Andrew Smith your going to realize that, SNW will not turn me down anymore, I know that I have to keep going through the competition and that will never ever be a problem for me. Smith after I'm done your going to be back on a plane heading as far away as you can get, you won't want to be around after when I look you right in the eye just as I will every other person watching I say I told you so.
No one is going to deny me anymore, I took down Viper, I cut down the big oak tree, I took out the giant, now I can take out anyone.
Andrew Smith prepare yourself to be Awe Struck, Star Struck and most importantly THUNDER STRUCK.
AD:Did I not tell you all, did I not look into the camera, into the eyes of all the people watching and did I not say that I Kid Thunder was going to walk out the man, the winner of my match against my former forced upon tag team partner Viper. Viper it was a brutal violent contest that saw you do some absolutely low down things, like first destroying my sunglasses, do you have any idea how much I liked those sunglasses, to me it was just an accessory it, it was...it was a symbol of my coolness, but Viper who by the way is totally uncool decided that he'd knock them off my face and raise his foot and stomp them breaking them in two.
Honestly who does that, who goes out and destroys someone's personal property. You don't do that Viper, you wanted to stoop to that level what did it get you, a beat down. You were skinned and made into nothing but a pair of boots. Just like I said you were going to be.
Yeah you that you had me, oh yeah you thought you had me right where you wanted me in that Texas Death Match, I haven't done many hardcore matches in my career as a wrestler, in all honesty hardcore wrestling is beneath me, but that's how much I wanted to hurt you Viper, after the disrespect you dared to show me you that beating coming. No one turns their back on Kid Thunder, no one costs me some championship gold. Kid Thunder takes care of his business with ease, and my business was to make you suffer old man. Like I said hardcore wrestling and that crap is something that I don't need to resort to, but for one night I did just to make you feel the pain of defeat even more.
Hopefully those light tubes to your head got the point across, I might be all razzle and dazzle, but when pushed I can become a man who is dead set on making sure that he is never pushed again. Viper I hope you got that message loud and clear, beating you was possibly the biggest win in my career and there's only one place to go from there that's up.
It seems to me that SNW might just be forgetting about me, with all the talk about the Nutz, Reaper, Margera, Wench, Hellspawn and so on, it seems that people are giving Kid Thunder the old heave ho when it comes to this company. You know what that's there mistake, people might waste their time on those other names, but they should never forget about the storm that keeps getting stronger and stronger. The only question I have is what has to give, what needs to happen for people to smarten up and realize that this man right here is what's going to lead the company. I've been telling the bookers to give me some more high profile matches and oppurtunities to prove how much of a better talent I am compared to the others, but what do I get, I get denied, I get matches that involve hacks, hacks like Andrew Smith.
Andrew Smith, it's good to see that you took a look and realized just what I can do, but I'll be honest Andy, I didn't even bother checking out some of your stuff, what's the point, why should I waste my time doing that, I'm sure if I watched one of your matches I'd get really tired and sleepy. That's how much you interest me Smith.
Why do you think you can come back from Germany and immediatley get this top spot in SNW. What's so special about you? From what I hear, if your friends aren't around to help you out. I don't need friends, I can make it on my own. Smith you might be flying back from Germany with all these big hopes and aspirations going around in your head, but what you need to know is that when your plane lands and step foot on the dirty, inbred hillbilly fested land of Texas your going to be stuck in a storm. And this storm is guaranteeing furious winds and loud strikes of thunder.
I'm not coming to Texas to be a loser, I'm coming to be what I always should be a clear cut winner. It's time to realize that, Andrew Smith your going to realize that, SNW will not turn me down anymore, I know that I have to keep going through the competition and that will never ever be a problem for me. Smith after I'm done your going to be back on a plane heading as far away as you can get, you won't want to be around after when I look you right in the eye just as I will every other person watching I say I told you so.
No one is going to deny me anymore, I took down Viper, I cut down the big oak tree, I took out the giant, now I can take out anyone.
Andrew Smith prepare yourself to be Awe Struck, Star Struck and most importantly THUNDER STRUCK.