Post by emokid on Aug 21, 2008 17:34:36 GMT -6
(Emo Kid, same day as his fun time interview, wearing the same clothes as he did, sits down in a room with an SNW banner right behind him. A cocky smirk runs across his face)
Alright, Wench, I admit it, you;re not a whore. I mean, Jesus. Way to take the fun out of everything. Goddamn, what a party pooper.
(The smirk turns into a scowl, something that has made him quite popular in Rp's)
But, I can easily see what you are just by looking at your last rant. You are a home wrecker. You are someone that would betray your children, and sleep with another man. Face it, Matt Margera wouldn't be with Codi Shane, if you hadn't gone and slept with Hellspawn. Matt Margera wasn't cheating on you, he was bored while you were cheating on him. But, no, you're the victim, right? everything happens to you. You don't say it, but there isn't alot of confidence in your voice.
(Emo Kid Imitates Wench)
"Hellspawn was always there for me. Everyone can change"
(Back to normal voice)
Yeah, everyone, except Matt Margera, Hannah, Codi Shane, and myself, right? Don't make yourself out to be the victim. Deep down, you're guilty. You are guilty of being a homewrecker. Hell, you're guilty of being a homewrecker twice. This is what I call the Vice/Versa effect. You slept, and married Matt Margera to get away from Hellspawn, and then slept with Hellspawn to get away from Matt Margera. Hmmmm, coincidence? HELL NO. Now, Damien is confused on who to call Daddy. Keep that in mind the next time you go to sleep, and try not to drive yourself to tears.
Now, I focus at the task on hand, and that's me becoming the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.
Hellspawn, do you really think you were really trying to tell me something by bringing Wench to the scene? I just threw her in for old fashioned fun, but I forget, you hate fun. you are a miserable person, Helly. You are all business, and guess what, I don't respect it. Not in the least. You see Hellspawn, I'm an Anarchist, which means I don't have to conform to what you say, or what anyone says. I go by no man's rules.
(Emo Kid picks up a baseball bat)
CAMERAMAN: (From a distance) What are you doing?
(Emo Kid laughs as he busts the set. He hits the chair he was sitting on, and then grabs a crewman, and puts him in a camel clutch. As he has the crew man in the camel clutch, Emo Kid says)
EMO KID: THIS IS YOU HELLSPAWN!!!! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!!!
CREW MAN: (Shouting, almost crying): Get off of me!!!!
(Emo Kid doesn't resist, and pulls back even harder.)
EMO KID: HELLSPAWN, THIS IS YOU!!!!! HELLSPAWN, EMO KID WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!
(Emo kid finally gets off of the crew man, only to hit him repeatedly with a steel chair, until he is semi conscious, the crew is frightened, and scared to help the fallen crew man. Another crew man rushes to his aide after Emo Kid leaves)
CREW MAN 2: Are you ok. Mike, can you speak? Someone get a doctor.
(Crying is heard, as cameras fade to black)
Alright, Wench, I admit it, you;re not a whore. I mean, Jesus. Way to take the fun out of everything. Goddamn, what a party pooper.
(The smirk turns into a scowl, something that has made him quite popular in Rp's)
But, I can easily see what you are just by looking at your last rant. You are a home wrecker. You are someone that would betray your children, and sleep with another man. Face it, Matt Margera wouldn't be with Codi Shane, if you hadn't gone and slept with Hellspawn. Matt Margera wasn't cheating on you, he was bored while you were cheating on him. But, no, you're the victim, right? everything happens to you. You don't say it, but there isn't alot of confidence in your voice.
(Emo Kid Imitates Wench)
"Hellspawn was always there for me. Everyone can change"
(Back to normal voice)
Yeah, everyone, except Matt Margera, Hannah, Codi Shane, and myself, right? Don't make yourself out to be the victim. Deep down, you're guilty. You are guilty of being a homewrecker. Hell, you're guilty of being a homewrecker twice. This is what I call the Vice/Versa effect. You slept, and married Matt Margera to get away from Hellspawn, and then slept with Hellspawn to get away from Matt Margera. Hmmmm, coincidence? HELL NO. Now, Damien is confused on who to call Daddy. Keep that in mind the next time you go to sleep, and try not to drive yourself to tears.
Now, I focus at the task on hand, and that's me becoming the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.
Hellspawn, do you really think you were really trying to tell me something by bringing Wench to the scene? I just threw her in for old fashioned fun, but I forget, you hate fun. you are a miserable person, Helly. You are all business, and guess what, I don't respect it. Not in the least. You see Hellspawn, I'm an Anarchist, which means I don't have to conform to what you say, or what anyone says. I go by no man's rules.
(Emo Kid picks up a baseball bat)
CAMERAMAN: (From a distance) What are you doing?
(Emo Kid laughs as he busts the set. He hits the chair he was sitting on, and then grabs a crewman, and puts him in a camel clutch. As he has the crew man in the camel clutch, Emo Kid says)
EMO KID: THIS IS YOU HELLSPAWN!!!! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!!!
CREW MAN: (Shouting, almost crying): Get off of me!!!!
(Emo Kid doesn't resist, and pulls back even harder.)
EMO KID: HELLSPAWN, THIS IS YOU!!!!! HELLSPAWN, EMO KID WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!
(Emo kid finally gets off of the crew man, only to hit him repeatedly with a steel chair, until he is semi conscious, the crew is frightened, and scared to help the fallen crew man. Another crew man rushes to his aide after Emo Kid leaves)
CREW MAN 2: Are you ok. Mike, can you speak? Someone get a doctor.
(Crying is heard, as cameras fade to black)
