Post by Hollywood on Aug 27, 2008 15:55:28 GMT -6
It appeared that every SNW fan, even the entire SNW roster, was still in shock with the events of last weekend when Matt Margera and Codi Shane kidnapped Damien, although Damien's little mind didn't seem to comprehend that he was kidnapped. The ramifications for the events of last weekend seemed to already be in full swing, as Ryne Sunberg had been reported missing, but the Dark Ones denied any involvement. Not to mention that both Goryokaku and Hellspawn have threatened physical harm against Matt Margera and Codi Shane.
Matt finally decided that it was time to address the entire SNW community. From looking at the video feed on SNW.com, it seemed that Matt Margera was by himself, but how could anyone tell when it was filmed in a dark room, with green military-esque lighting, much like in the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape? Matt looked straight into the camera. From how the video was shot, it appeared that Matt was holding a camcorder in front of his face.
Well, well, well. It seems that I'm the talk of the town. So much so that everyone else on the SNW roster seems to be speechless, save for the threats that have come from the Dark Ones. But worry not, because Damien is in safe hands. In fact, Codi is watching him as he drives his toy hummer all over my backyard.
Now Hellspawn, I warned you that since you took some one dear to me, I'd take some one dear to you. And much like how you brainwashed Wench into returning to the dark side, I'm going to raise Damien the way he should be, knowing right from wrong and that the crap you're involved with is a path that damns you for all eternity. And as for your threats against me? Sure, you may be majority owner and all, but you seem to forget that there is a co-owner that would take full control of the company should you have to live in prison for the rest of your life for killing someone. And just how on earth would Wench ever explain to Damien that he'd never get to see Daddy ever again because Daddy is a murderer?
As for you Gory... I'm fully aware of the legal ramifications for what I did. And I'm fully aware that I had this videotaped. So why would I be so stupid, you say? Because I knew that you sadists wouldn't be content with throwing me in jail. In fact, I knew I wouldn't have to worry about going to jail because I know how you all operate. You and your family may be from England, but I'd swear you were all born in Ireland as much as you blokes love to fight. As for Ryne Sunberg going missing? The last time I saw him was when I wrote him his paycheck for the job that he did. So don't ask me where he is, because quite frankly, I haven't a clue where he is.
Now I know all of you are asking "Why, Matt? Were trying to get revenge?" Well, that's only part of it. You see, I am sick and tired of Hellspawn continually turning my life upside down wherever I go. Every time everything was going great for me, here comes the big slug to ride my coattails and drag me down. The War Games, when he won my co-ownership of SNW was the straw that broke the camel's back. Hellspawn, to you everything is all about control. Well two can play at that game. As much of a wreck as Wench is, it's only a matter of time before she and Gory lose those Texas Tag Team Titles. And now you've seemed to have lost your focus, making you easy pickings for Emo Kid when he takes that Texas Championship from you. And if he doesn't, it'll only be a matter of time before someone else does because you won't be able to remain a champion in the state of mind you're in. And you certainly won't be able to run a wrestling company in the state of mind you're in.
And Hellspawn, you and Wench might as well check into the nearest institution, because you two will go insane never being able to see little Damien ever again. Oh, and don't even bother looking for me, because I'm not stupid. Codi, Damien and I are going on a whirl wind tour of wherever we may want to roam.
And just like that, the video feed cut out.
Matt finally decided that it was time to address the entire SNW community. From looking at the video feed on SNW.com, it seemed that Matt Margera was by himself, but how could anyone tell when it was filmed in a dark room, with green military-esque lighting, much like in the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape? Matt looked straight into the camera. From how the video was shot, it appeared that Matt was holding a camcorder in front of his face.
Well, well, well. It seems that I'm the talk of the town. So much so that everyone else on the SNW roster seems to be speechless, save for the threats that have come from the Dark Ones. But worry not, because Damien is in safe hands. In fact, Codi is watching him as he drives his toy hummer all over my backyard.
Now Hellspawn, I warned you that since you took some one dear to me, I'd take some one dear to you. And much like how you brainwashed Wench into returning to the dark side, I'm going to raise Damien the way he should be, knowing right from wrong and that the crap you're involved with is a path that damns you for all eternity. And as for your threats against me? Sure, you may be majority owner and all, but you seem to forget that there is a co-owner that would take full control of the company should you have to live in prison for the rest of your life for killing someone. And just how on earth would Wench ever explain to Damien that he'd never get to see Daddy ever again because Daddy is a murderer?
As for you Gory... I'm fully aware of the legal ramifications for what I did. And I'm fully aware that I had this videotaped. So why would I be so stupid, you say? Because I knew that you sadists wouldn't be content with throwing me in jail. In fact, I knew I wouldn't have to worry about going to jail because I know how you all operate. You and your family may be from England, but I'd swear you were all born in Ireland as much as you blokes love to fight. As for Ryne Sunberg going missing? The last time I saw him was when I wrote him his paycheck for the job that he did. So don't ask me where he is, because quite frankly, I haven't a clue where he is.
Now I know all of you are asking "Why, Matt? Were trying to get revenge?" Well, that's only part of it. You see, I am sick and tired of Hellspawn continually turning my life upside down wherever I go. Every time everything was going great for me, here comes the big slug to ride my coattails and drag me down. The War Games, when he won my co-ownership of SNW was the straw that broke the camel's back. Hellspawn, to you everything is all about control. Well two can play at that game. As much of a wreck as Wench is, it's only a matter of time before she and Gory lose those Texas Tag Team Titles. And now you've seemed to have lost your focus, making you easy pickings for Emo Kid when he takes that Texas Championship from you. And if he doesn't, it'll only be a matter of time before someone else does because you won't be able to remain a champion in the state of mind you're in. And you certainly won't be able to run a wrestling company in the state of mind you're in.
And Hellspawn, you and Wench might as well check into the nearest institution, because you two will go insane never being able to see little Damien ever again. Oh, and don't even bother looking for me, because I'm not stupid. Codi, Damien and I are going on a whirl wind tour of wherever we may want to roam.
And just like that, the video feed cut out.
