Post by emokid on Jul 30, 2008 8:09:13 GMT -6
(Emo Kid, wearing the usual Emo Attire, Black and Converses, Tight Jeans, and a Scary Kids Scaring Kids T-Shirt, gets out of his car, only to be joined by Omerta, who wears a Lamb Of God T-shirt, Black Jeans, and Flip Flops.)
OMERTA: How dare you.
EMO KID: What?
OMERTA: I said, "How dare you."
EMO KID: What are you talking about?
OMERTA: How dare you call yourself a man. Slapping women, calling out people who aren't on the roster. Matt Margera has the audacity, and the balls to put you on his team.
(Emo Kid looks at Omerta with amazement)
EMO KID: You self serving prick. Where did you come from? Why do you question me as a man? You son of a bitch. I've run into people like you all the time. People that only win one match, and think that they're hot shit. You know what you are to me, a dime a dozen. That's all, just a cheap imitation of Emo Kid.
OMERTA: At least I'm Undefeated. And I'm looking to win my second match.
EMO KID: I beat a seasoned pro in my first match.....
OMERTA;....Yeah, with the help of Hellspawn.
EMO KID: Who did you beat? Oh, yeah, that's right, Allen Trebeck, a jobber. A regular Hulk Hogan you are.
OMERTA: Well, if that doesn't shake than this will, I'm a former soldier in the army....
EMO KID: .......WAAAAH WAAAAAAH (Moxking Omerta) I was in Afghanistan. I had a soldier die in my arms. WAAAAAH WAAAAAH.
(Regular Voice) You can't scare me.
OMERTA: Maybe not but........Hey, isn't that Andrew Smith behind you?
EMO KID: Shit, he's here? I'll kill that mother......
(Omerta looks at the camera, as Emo Kid goes on the hunt, another car shows up blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" by rick Astley, as a man with red hair pops out of the car)
RICK ROLL: What's Emo Kid's Problem?
(Omerta looks at the camera, and speaks)
OMERTA: Letham, Andy Lionheart I have nothing else to say but
STRENGTH, HONOR, RESPECT, OMERTA
(Omerta and Rick Roll share a laugh, as the camera fades to black)
OMERTA: How dare you.
EMO KID: What?
OMERTA: I said, "How dare you."
EMO KID: What are you talking about?
OMERTA: How dare you call yourself a man. Slapping women, calling out people who aren't on the roster. Matt Margera has the audacity, and the balls to put you on his team.
(Emo Kid looks at Omerta with amazement)
EMO KID: You self serving prick. Where did you come from? Why do you question me as a man? You son of a bitch. I've run into people like you all the time. People that only win one match, and think that they're hot shit. You know what you are to me, a dime a dozen. That's all, just a cheap imitation of Emo Kid.
OMERTA: At least I'm Undefeated. And I'm looking to win my second match.
EMO KID: I beat a seasoned pro in my first match.....
OMERTA;....Yeah, with the help of Hellspawn.
EMO KID: Who did you beat? Oh, yeah, that's right, Allen Trebeck, a jobber. A regular Hulk Hogan you are.
OMERTA: Well, if that doesn't shake than this will, I'm a former soldier in the army....
EMO KID: .......WAAAAH WAAAAAAH (Moxking Omerta) I was in Afghanistan. I had a soldier die in my arms. WAAAAAH WAAAAAH.
(Regular Voice) You can't scare me.
OMERTA: Maybe not but........Hey, isn't that Andrew Smith behind you?
EMO KID: Shit, he's here? I'll kill that mother......
(Omerta looks at the camera, as Emo Kid goes on the hunt, another car shows up blasting "Never Gonna Give You Up" by rick Astley, as a man with red hair pops out of the car)
RICK ROLL: What's Emo Kid's Problem?
(Omerta looks at the camera, and speaks)
OMERTA: Letham, Andy Lionheart I have nothing else to say but
STRENGTH, HONOR, RESPECT, OMERTA
(Omerta and Rick Roll share a laugh, as the camera fades to black)
