Post by Mr. Grinch on Jul 10, 2008 23:34:54 GMT -6
*Scene opens with Stank Lovve sitting in the Living Room at his home in Houston.*
SL-"I tried something different around this time last year. I went out on my own. I tagged with a Russian and I still can't hit a golf ball straight down a fairway. But boy can I slice to the left right handed. Can't figure that out for the life of me. I met up with a kid who just disappeared into thin air. My first partner here is having problems with his throat and hopefully he will come back in due time. Wait, he's back. Just not on my team. My last partner, got hurt and is on an indefinite leave of absence. I'm not the only one who is having problems with partners. Hellspawn beat his partner up after seeing his whole stable disappear. Viper is fighting his partner. It's a matter of time before we see C-Pac, Dartanion, King Richard 55, Nemo, Simba. I know who Viper's next part is going to be: Ralphus. You remember. The guy who would be 'protecting' Chris Jericho. Viper, we meet again and now you have Kid Thunder. He's a handfull. I've faced him once. Viper, I think he can take you. That's just my personal opinion."
*Stank gets up and heads towards his garage. He opens the door and allows a Cadillac Escalade roll into an empty space.*
SL-"I have always had someone watch my back ever since I came into this business. Doesn't matter who it would be. Levatation. Adriana Samu. Bobby Eaton III. Terrell Taylor. You can say they were like branches to my favorite tree. I had to go to my roots. SNW, meet the Tru Playas."
*The doors to the Escalade open up as 3 people step out. Devildog, Candy, and new member Cerise follow Stank inside the house.*
CL-"Nice place Stankus. Did you really have to bring up Ralphus?"
C-"Blast from the past. I like to give a shout out to my old friend Hellspawn. I'm back from my blown knee."
DD-"New Home? COol. Viper again? Nothing new. Any Sinner Sightings?"
SL-"You know it's coming."
CL-"Stank being so damn formal. You've lost your edge since we went to go tour the Orient, Australia, and Eurorpe."
C-"Yeah. Had fun. Hopefully we won't have to answer so many question since Dunpork and Miller Time-"
SL-"Mueller, babe."
C-"Having fun with the little man.:
CL-"Stank loosen up. Take a lesson from Double D."
*Devildog comes running out the kitchen with grapes in one hand and water in the other. He splashes water on top of his head and ask the cameraman for closeup.*
DD(yelling)-"As I look forward to signing a contract here for Matt Margera, I can't help but ask myself what am I here for. I looked to the heavens, peeped around to see if anyone was looking and there I saw the energy from all the dogs from the pound. When our first match comes up, You will see the energy from the dogs. going through the veins as I board the spaceship heading to New Beginnings in the land of PArts Unknown. Where we are going, no one knows. Wait the controls are thrown out the window. Exit stage left. Exit stage right. There are no exits. It's just collision course to championship gold."
*He grunts as everyone burst into laughter.*
SL-"Youtube is slowly killing your brain. Ultimate Warrior?"
CL-"Part of you getting your edge back. Had to make you laugh."
C-"He's not having a mental breakdown. He just want you to think that way."
DD-"That was too funny."
SL-"Yeah it was, but don't ever do it again."
CL-"Believe that, PLAYA!!!"
C-"Sucka!!!!!"
DD-"Snap into a SLim Jim. Brother."
SL-"Whatever."
*Scene fades to black.*
SL-"I tried something different around this time last year. I went out on my own. I tagged with a Russian and I still can't hit a golf ball straight down a fairway. But boy can I slice to the left right handed. Can't figure that out for the life of me. I met up with a kid who just disappeared into thin air. My first partner here is having problems with his throat and hopefully he will come back in due time. Wait, he's back. Just not on my team. My last partner, got hurt and is on an indefinite leave of absence. I'm not the only one who is having problems with partners. Hellspawn beat his partner up after seeing his whole stable disappear. Viper is fighting his partner. It's a matter of time before we see C-Pac, Dartanion, King Richard 55, Nemo, Simba. I know who Viper's next part is going to be: Ralphus. You remember. The guy who would be 'protecting' Chris Jericho. Viper, we meet again and now you have Kid Thunder. He's a handfull. I've faced him once. Viper, I think he can take you. That's just my personal opinion."
*Stank gets up and heads towards his garage. He opens the door and allows a Cadillac Escalade roll into an empty space.*
SL-"I have always had someone watch my back ever since I came into this business. Doesn't matter who it would be. Levatation. Adriana Samu. Bobby Eaton III. Terrell Taylor. You can say they were like branches to my favorite tree. I had to go to my roots. SNW, meet the Tru Playas."
*The doors to the Escalade open up as 3 people step out. Devildog, Candy, and new member Cerise follow Stank inside the house.*
CL-"Nice place Stankus. Did you really have to bring up Ralphus?"
C-"Blast from the past. I like to give a shout out to my old friend Hellspawn. I'm back from my blown knee."
DD-"New Home? COol. Viper again? Nothing new. Any Sinner Sightings?"
SL-"You know it's coming."
CL-"Stank being so damn formal. You've lost your edge since we went to go tour the Orient, Australia, and Eurorpe."
C-"Yeah. Had fun. Hopefully we won't have to answer so many question since Dunpork and Miller Time-"
SL-"Mueller, babe."
C-"Having fun with the little man.:
CL-"Stank loosen up. Take a lesson from Double D."
*Devildog comes running out the kitchen with grapes in one hand and water in the other. He splashes water on top of his head and ask the cameraman for closeup.*
DD(yelling)-"As I look forward to signing a contract here for Matt Margera, I can't help but ask myself what am I here for. I looked to the heavens, peeped around to see if anyone was looking and there I saw the energy from all the dogs from the pound. When our first match comes up, You will see the energy from the dogs. going through the veins as I board the spaceship heading to New Beginnings in the land of PArts Unknown. Where we are going, no one knows. Wait the controls are thrown out the window. Exit stage left. Exit stage right. There are no exits. It's just collision course to championship gold."
*He grunts as everyone burst into laughter.*
SL-"Youtube is slowly killing your brain. Ultimate Warrior?"
CL-"Part of you getting your edge back. Had to make you laugh."
C-"He's not having a mental breakdown. He just want you to think that way."
DD-"That was too funny."
SL-"Yeah it was, but don't ever do it again."
CL-"Believe that, PLAYA!!!"
C-"Sucka!!!!!"
DD-"Snap into a SLim Jim. Brother."
SL-"Whatever."
*Scene fades to black.*
