Post by vil on May 28, 2008 23:20:36 GMT -6
I Can't Surf by Reverend Horton Heat plays as the scene opens on a bustling boardwalk. "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates is on his fish shaped skateboard, riding dangerously fast. "Rowdy" darts one way and misses an old woman, then darts the opposite way, missing an elderly man.
"Rowdy" leans down, grabs his board, and jumps over a clumsy Saint Bernard being walked, making a perfect landing on the rail in a perfect grind.
"Rowdy": Now that's EXTREME!!!
Splinters fly all over the boardwalk as "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates rides the wicked rail further. A man in a cowboy hat doesn't see the approaching "Rowdy" and walks too close to the rail. The man starts to take a bite from his ice cream cone, but the Extreme Hero's fin tail smacks the ice cream right off of the cone.
"Rowdy": Sorry.......Bob?
Bob Johnson: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
"Rowdy" Ronnie Yates grabs his board and makes a perfect landing on the boardwalk, making a complete stop. "Rowdy" turns around and walks towards his unlikely tag team partner in SNW, Bob Johnson. The music comes to a screeching hault
"Rowdy": Bob! I am so sorry, dude! Are you alright?
Bob: GOD DAMNIT, RANDY! THINGS ARE NOT ALRIGHT!!!
Bob Johnson takes what is left of his ice cream cone and throws it on the ground, then stomps on it.
Bob: I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, RANDY, AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE!!!
"Rowdy": It's Ronnie, dumb ass!
Bob: I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!
Bob Johnson pulls out his bull rope and throws the cowbell at "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates. Bob overthrows and hits an elderly woman in the face with the cowbell. A bicycle cop rides up behind Bob Johnson and gets off of his bike.
Officer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your head and get on your knees. You are under arrest for assault.
The officer handcuffs Bob Johnson, then calls for backup and a vehicle to transport his arrestee.
"Rowdy": You're getting arrested again, man!?!?!?
Officer: You have the right to remain silent....
The camera fades to black........
"Rowdy" leans down, grabs his board, and jumps over a clumsy Saint Bernard being walked, making a perfect landing on the rail in a perfect grind.
"Rowdy": Now that's EXTREME!!!
Splinters fly all over the boardwalk as "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates rides the wicked rail further. A man in a cowboy hat doesn't see the approaching "Rowdy" and walks too close to the rail. The man starts to take a bite from his ice cream cone, but the Extreme Hero's fin tail smacks the ice cream right off of the cone.
"Rowdy": Sorry.......Bob?
Bob Johnson: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
"Rowdy" Ronnie Yates grabs his board and makes a perfect landing on the boardwalk, making a complete stop. "Rowdy" turns around and walks towards his unlikely tag team partner in SNW, Bob Johnson. The music comes to a screeching hault
"Rowdy": Bob! I am so sorry, dude! Are you alright?
Bob: GOD DAMNIT, RANDY! THINGS ARE NOT ALRIGHT!!!
Bob Johnson takes what is left of his ice cream cone and throws it on the ground, then stomps on it.
Bob: I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, RANDY, AND I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE!!!
"Rowdy": It's Ronnie, dumb ass!
Bob: I'LL CALL YOU WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!
Bob Johnson pulls out his bull rope and throws the cowbell at "Rowdy" Ronnie Yates. Bob overthrows and hits an elderly woman in the face with the cowbell. A bicycle cop rides up behind Bob Johnson and gets off of his bike.
Officer: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your head and get on your knees. You are under arrest for assault.
The officer handcuffs Bob Johnson, then calls for backup and a vehicle to transport his arrestee.
"Rowdy": You're getting arrested again, man!?!?!?
Officer: You have the right to remain silent....
The camera fades to black........