Post by Hollywood on May 31, 2008 21:33:14 GMT -6
It was a steady night at the Black Eye Pea in Hurst, TX. In came George Dunpork, along with Craig "Senior" Mueller, who was pushing the wheel chair that Gordon Heath was sitting in. Gordie was wearing sunglasses even though it was evening, as he didn't want anyone seeing his black eye as a result of the beating that Wench gave him several days prior. The host greeted the three men and proceeded to seat them at a table, pulling a chair out of the way so that Gordie, in his wheelchair, could sit at the table.
DUNPORK
That little bitch, using Matt as a force field to be able to do whatever she wants.
GORDIE
Don't you worry. Hellspawn will take care of her soon enough at Guys' Night Out and make the rest of her life a living hell. And remember, when you two face Wench at Onslaught, soften her up just enough so that Hellspawn can finish her off.
CRAIG
Gordie, with all due respect, don't you think that Matt will have something up his sleeve to be able to prevent Wench from having to be with Hellspawn in the event she loses?
GORDIE
I have thought about that possibility, and I do have a plan in place should Matt try to weasel his way into getting Wench back in the event she loses to Hellspawn. I'm always one step ahead of everyone else.
Their waiter, an average sized man with black hair, walked over to their table and greeted them. He asked them for their drink orders: a schooner of Coors Lite for Dunpork, a glass of iced tea for Craig, and a frozen strawberry daquiri for Gordie. The waiter proceeded to walk off and go get their drinks.
DUNPORK
So what other plans do you have in mind for Matt?
GORDIE
In due time you'll find out. Let's just say that Hellspawn and I have had extensive discussions about the future of Sports Nutz Wrestling.
CRAIG
Let me ask you, do you need us to watch Chaos' back at Onslaught?
GORDIE
They should be able to handle themselves. But if they ever need any help, don't hesitate to give them a helping hand.
The waiter came back with the trio's drinks on a tray. He set their respective drinks down in front of them, then proceeded to take their order. Bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and french fries for Dunpork; grilled chicken with carrots and green beans for Craig; and chicken fried steak with no gravy, french fries cooked not too crisp but not too soft, and carrots chopped up in little pieces for Gordie. The waiter walked off to turn their order in. George, Gordie and Craig were about to go back to their discussion until an older man dressed in maroon shorts and a grey T-shirt that said "LOLLIGAG HIGH" across the front walked up to their table. George, Craig and Gordie all looked up as the man said "Howdy boys, how ya doin'?" They saw who it was, and looks of disdain came over their faces as they rolled their eyes. Turns out that it was none other than Coach Tom Foolery.
COACH TOM FOOLERY
C'mon guys, why so glum?
Coach Tom sat himself down at the table. The waiter came by with rolls and cornbread for George, Craig and Gordie, then asked Tom if he needed anything. Tom said no, stating that he had already eaten and that he was saying hi to his "friends."
COACH TOM FOOLERY
Like I was sayin', why the upside down smiles?
GORDIE
I've got an incompetent co-owner who's trying to tip the scales to his trollop's favor so that she can be the Texas Champion of my wrestling promotion, I was damn near crippled by said trollop, and I have people smearing my good name in the press. But other than that, I'm doing super!
TOM FOOLERY
Dadgum, man, can't you and Matt just let bygones be bygones?
DUNPORK
It's not that simple, Tom. Matt is the biggest cancer the wrestling business has ever known. He's cost us more jobs in this business than I care to remember.
While talking to them, Coach Tom Foolery proceeded to plow through all the rolls and cornbread. George, Craig and Gordie were none too pleased as they flagged down their waiter and asked for two baskets of rolls and cornbread.
CRAIG
I thought you said you already ate.
TOM FOOLERY
Well my tummy was growlin' a little bit and I figured I'd have some more good down home cooked bread.
GORDIE
Just do us a favor and only eat your basket of rolls and cornbread, and leave our basket alone.
TOM FOOLERY
Geez, guys, I didn't mean to intrude on ya.
DUNPORK
Look, old man! We didn't want to chat with you in the first place! Now go back to the country and leave us alone!
Coach Tom Foolery was taken aback by George's outburst. Craig and Gordie, being heartless, backed George up and told Tom to get up and go away and to never see them again. Tom, with a tear in his eye and his feelings hurt, got up and left as George, Craig and Gordie all sneered at him. George, Craig and Gordie went about their business after Tom left as the scene faded out.
DUNPORK
That little bitch, using Matt as a force field to be able to do whatever she wants.
GORDIE
Don't you worry. Hellspawn will take care of her soon enough at Guys' Night Out and make the rest of her life a living hell. And remember, when you two face Wench at Onslaught, soften her up just enough so that Hellspawn can finish her off.
CRAIG
Gordie, with all due respect, don't you think that Matt will have something up his sleeve to be able to prevent Wench from having to be with Hellspawn in the event she loses?
GORDIE
I have thought about that possibility, and I do have a plan in place should Matt try to weasel his way into getting Wench back in the event she loses to Hellspawn. I'm always one step ahead of everyone else.
Their waiter, an average sized man with black hair, walked over to their table and greeted them. He asked them for their drink orders: a schooner of Coors Lite for Dunpork, a glass of iced tea for Craig, and a frozen strawberry daquiri for Gordie. The waiter proceeded to walk off and go get their drinks.
DUNPORK
So what other plans do you have in mind for Matt?
GORDIE
In due time you'll find out. Let's just say that Hellspawn and I have had extensive discussions about the future of Sports Nutz Wrestling.
CRAIG
Let me ask you, do you need us to watch Chaos' back at Onslaught?
GORDIE
They should be able to handle themselves. But if they ever need any help, don't hesitate to give them a helping hand.
The waiter came back with the trio's drinks on a tray. He set their respective drinks down in front of them, then proceeded to take their order. Bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and french fries for Dunpork; grilled chicken with carrots and green beans for Craig; and chicken fried steak with no gravy, french fries cooked not too crisp but not too soft, and carrots chopped up in little pieces for Gordie. The waiter walked off to turn their order in. George, Gordie and Craig were about to go back to their discussion until an older man dressed in maroon shorts and a grey T-shirt that said "LOLLIGAG HIGH" across the front walked up to their table. George, Craig and Gordie all looked up as the man said "Howdy boys, how ya doin'?" They saw who it was, and looks of disdain came over their faces as they rolled their eyes. Turns out that it was none other than Coach Tom Foolery.
COACH TOM FOOLERY
C'mon guys, why so glum?
Coach Tom sat himself down at the table. The waiter came by with rolls and cornbread for George, Craig and Gordie, then asked Tom if he needed anything. Tom said no, stating that he had already eaten and that he was saying hi to his "friends."
COACH TOM FOOLERY
Like I was sayin', why the upside down smiles?
GORDIE
I've got an incompetent co-owner who's trying to tip the scales to his trollop's favor so that she can be the Texas Champion of my wrestling promotion, I was damn near crippled by said trollop, and I have people smearing my good name in the press. But other than that, I'm doing super!
TOM FOOLERY
Dadgum, man, can't you and Matt just let bygones be bygones?
DUNPORK
It's not that simple, Tom. Matt is the biggest cancer the wrestling business has ever known. He's cost us more jobs in this business than I care to remember.
While talking to them, Coach Tom Foolery proceeded to plow through all the rolls and cornbread. George, Craig and Gordie were none too pleased as they flagged down their waiter and asked for two baskets of rolls and cornbread.
CRAIG
I thought you said you already ate.
TOM FOOLERY
Well my tummy was growlin' a little bit and I figured I'd have some more good down home cooked bread.
GORDIE
Just do us a favor and only eat your basket of rolls and cornbread, and leave our basket alone.
TOM FOOLERY
Geez, guys, I didn't mean to intrude on ya.
DUNPORK
Look, old man! We didn't want to chat with you in the first place! Now go back to the country and leave us alone!
Coach Tom Foolery was taken aback by George's outburst. Craig and Gordie, being heartless, backed George up and told Tom to get up and go away and to never see them again. Tom, with a tear in his eye and his feelings hurt, got up and left as George, Craig and Gordie all sneered at him. George, Craig and Gordie went about their business after Tom left as the scene faded out.
