Post by emokid on Jun 15, 2008 19:10:00 GMT -6
(Rick Roll lays in a hospital bed, off in the distance you hear a muzak version of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley. Not hurt at all, Rick Roll Sports a big black eye)
Rick Roll: What Happened"
Nurse: You got beat up by some big Italian Jerks, and....what looked like....a football coach.
(Rick Roll sits up)
Rick Roll: Was it a team collectively known as the CIA, and their coach, Coach Tom Foolery?
Nurse: (Laughs in amusement) Yeah. Professional Wrestlers. Who understands those guys.
Rick Roll: I'm one of those guys.
Nurse: You? Shoot, when you came in here you were humming "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, who possibly could you hurt?
(Rick Roll thinks for a minute, and sits down)
Rick Roll: since I'm awake, can I leave?
Nurse: Go ahead....Professional Wrestler. (Chortles, laughs and snorts)
(Scene ends with Rick Roll exiting the hospital quickly)
Rick Roll: What Happened"
Nurse: You got beat up by some big Italian Jerks, and....what looked like....a football coach.
(Rick Roll sits up)
Rick Roll: Was it a team collectively known as the CIA, and their coach, Coach Tom Foolery?
Nurse: (Laughs in amusement) Yeah. Professional Wrestlers. Who understands those guys.
Rick Roll: I'm one of those guys.
Nurse: You? Shoot, when you came in here you were humming "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, who possibly could you hurt?
(Rick Roll thinks for a minute, and sits down)
Rick Roll: since I'm awake, can I leave?
Nurse: Go ahead....Professional Wrestler. (Chortles, laughs and snorts)
(Scene ends with Rick Roll exiting the hospital quickly)
