Post by emokid on Jun 10, 2008 6:35:20 GMT -6
(Emo Kid Sits in a fancy restaurant. wearing his usual Emo garb, a My Chemical Romance T-Shirt, asshugger jeans, and Vans. He looks at a camera)
Waiter: And We'll Start with a drink, what'll you have
Emo Kid: Coca Cola
Waiter: Coming Right Up
Emo Kid: It's about time you showed up. These next couple of weeks I'm going to be like a kid at Christmas. Not only do I share the ring with that son of a bitch Soul Reaper, but Chaos will will add a slave, or should I say Wench. Come on, If I can beat wench, then surely Hellspawn can beat her. She can start by shining my shoes. And Wench, if theres any dust on these shoes, I'm kicking you in the teeth. Next you can arrange Hannah's books. She likes hem in a particular order. If you fuck that up, I'm going to DDT you on concrete.
Waiter: Coca Cola, sir
Emo Kid: It's about time
Waiter: and what would you like to eat
Emo Kid: Surprise me
Qh, Yeah. Venom likes his Elton John and Jim Croce Cds Stacked, neatened, and cleaned. If one of them is still dirty, I'm piledriving you on a pile of logs. And finally, you have to polish Hellspawn's title. He may be a product of hell, but he still loves to see his honey of a face. If there any scratches on the SNW Texas Championship, I will see it fit that a bobcat feasts on your head.
Waiter: Cooks want a specific Order.
Emo Kid: Let me think, Oh I guess I'll have chips and salsa.
Waiter: We don't have that. This is PF Changs in Downtown Ft. Worth.
Emo Kid: Egg Rolls. Just bhring alot of Egg Rolls.
As for Soul Reaper, Stank Love and.......and.....uh.....well, let's just say Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz. First off to the mystery person, It doesn't matter who you are, it matters what you can do. It matters what your abilities are. Be prepared for a ride with Venom and Hannah at my side. Stank Love, I pinned you, and then Venom took out your partner. I know rough week. Now you know how I felt everyday of my life as a child being verbally abused by people I know. I believe you know Venom (Smirks, Laughs) Finally we get to Sellout Reaper. You haven't answered me yet on that challenge. Are you going to answer or are you going to be that pussy I always knew you were. Will the old Soul Reaper come out, or are you going to be a bitch about it, because Soul Reaper. I know what you're capable of. I know you can be the god damndest son of a bitch alive. Reaper, Guys night out doesn't count because it's six man tag, I want you in Singles competition. I want to make you squeal for mercy. Better yet I want you to make me beg for mercy. I want to feel that old School Reaper, not that pussy who aligns himself with these mindless androids, who are spoonfed this handful of crap like Stank Love or even Matt Margera and Wench.
(The Waiter comes and brings out the Eggrolls)
I see Lunch is here, well I guess I'll talk to you maggots later.
Waiter: And We'll Start with a drink, what'll you have
Emo Kid: Coca Cola
Waiter: Coming Right Up
Emo Kid: It's about time you showed up. These next couple of weeks I'm going to be like a kid at Christmas. Not only do I share the ring with that son of a bitch Soul Reaper, but Chaos will will add a slave, or should I say Wench. Come on, If I can beat wench, then surely Hellspawn can beat her. She can start by shining my shoes. And Wench, if theres any dust on these shoes, I'm kicking you in the teeth. Next you can arrange Hannah's books. She likes hem in a particular order. If you fuck that up, I'm going to DDT you on concrete.
Waiter: Coca Cola, sir
Emo Kid: It's about time
Waiter: and what would you like to eat
Emo Kid: Surprise me
Qh, Yeah. Venom likes his Elton John and Jim Croce Cds Stacked, neatened, and cleaned. If one of them is still dirty, I'm piledriving you on a pile of logs. And finally, you have to polish Hellspawn's title. He may be a product of hell, but he still loves to see his honey of a face. If there any scratches on the SNW Texas Championship, I will see it fit that a bobcat feasts on your head.
Waiter: Cooks want a specific Order.
Emo Kid: Let me think, Oh I guess I'll have chips and salsa.
Waiter: We don't have that. This is PF Changs in Downtown Ft. Worth.
Emo Kid: Egg Rolls. Just bhring alot of Egg Rolls.
As for Soul Reaper, Stank Love and.......and.....uh.....well, let's just say Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz. First off to the mystery person, It doesn't matter who you are, it matters what you can do. It matters what your abilities are. Be prepared for a ride with Venom and Hannah at my side. Stank Love, I pinned you, and then Venom took out your partner. I know rough week. Now you know how I felt everyday of my life as a child being verbally abused by people I know. I believe you know Venom (Smirks, Laughs) Finally we get to Sellout Reaper. You haven't answered me yet on that challenge. Are you going to answer or are you going to be that pussy I always knew you were. Will the old Soul Reaper come out, or are you going to be a bitch about it, because Soul Reaper. I know what you're capable of. I know you can be the god damndest son of a bitch alive. Reaper, Guys night out doesn't count because it's six man tag, I want you in Singles competition. I want to make you squeal for mercy. Better yet I want you to make me beg for mercy. I want to feel that old School Reaper, not that pussy who aligns himself with these mindless androids, who are spoonfed this handful of crap like Stank Love or even Matt Margera and Wench.
(The Waiter comes and brings out the Eggrolls)
I see Lunch is here, well I guess I'll talk to you maggots later.
