Post by vil on May 21, 2008 10:33:01 GMT -6
Seagulls are chirping in the background as the scene opens to a beautiful California beach front. The beach is packed with tourists and hot local women, along with some local surfers and beach bums. The sun is shining brightly, reflecting off of the clear, blue Pacific Ocean. Sailboats can be seen in the distance, while the waves roll in to the shore.
Girl on the beach: What is that coming in from the ocean?
Local Surfer: It looks like someone is surfing on top of a manta ray….
Beach Bums: IT’S ROWDY!!!!!!!!!
The wave starts to form a pipe as “Rowdy” Ronnie Yates surfs the manta ray. “Rowdy” enters the pipe on the manta ray and rides the pipe down the coastline. The waves break as “Rowdy” cuts in towards the beach and rides the manta ray right onto the beach in front of the many onlookers amazed by this feat. “Rowdy” jumps off the manta ray and onto the beach.
”Rowdy” Ronnie Yates: Woooooooooooooooooooo! That was EFFING EXTREME!!!! Wooooo!
The crowd busts out into applause and many congratulations towards the Extreme Sports Hero. “Rowdy leans down and pets the manta ray on the head, then a wave hits and pulls the manta ray back out to its ocean home.
Beach Bum 1: That was EXTREME!
Beach Bum 2 That was amazingly EXTREME!
Hot Beach Honey:*rubbing on Ronnie’s back* I have never seen anything as hot as that!
Some local surfers drag their beer cooler down to the coastline and start popping back some cold ones. “Rowdy” pops open a couple of beers and starts pouring them onto the crowd while taking a drink here and there
James Vander Beak: “Rowdy” drank beer because, well, “Rowdy” drank beer…
That day, “Rowdy” was a hero, and no one can take that back from him.
The scene fades as Foo Fighter’s ‘Heroes’ plays in the background.
Girl on the beach: What is that coming in from the ocean?
Local Surfer: It looks like someone is surfing on top of a manta ray….
Beach Bums: IT’S ROWDY!!!!!!!!!
The wave starts to form a pipe as “Rowdy” Ronnie Yates surfs the manta ray. “Rowdy” enters the pipe on the manta ray and rides the pipe down the coastline. The waves break as “Rowdy” cuts in towards the beach and rides the manta ray right onto the beach in front of the many onlookers amazed by this feat. “Rowdy” jumps off the manta ray and onto the beach.
”Rowdy” Ronnie Yates: Woooooooooooooooooooo! That was EFFING EXTREME!!!! Wooooo!
The crowd busts out into applause and many congratulations towards the Extreme Sports Hero. “Rowdy leans down and pets the manta ray on the head, then a wave hits and pulls the manta ray back out to its ocean home.
Beach Bum 1: That was EXTREME!
Beach Bum 2 That was amazingly EXTREME!
Hot Beach Honey:*rubbing on Ronnie’s back* I have never seen anything as hot as that!
Some local surfers drag their beer cooler down to the coastline and start popping back some cold ones. “Rowdy” pops open a couple of beers and starts pouring them onto the crowd while taking a drink here and there
James Vander Beak: “Rowdy” drank beer because, well, “Rowdy” drank beer…
That day, “Rowdy” was a hero, and no one can take that back from him.
The scene fades as Foo Fighter’s ‘Heroes’ plays in the background.