Post by ykmn on May 2, 2008 10:58:37 GMT -6
Scene opens with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by infront of a SNW backdrop. Daniels wears his Orange Headband, Black Sunglasses and a Black T Shirt. Daniels rubs his hands together before stroking his chin.
AD:People have been talking for the last few days, and they've been talking about how at the debut of Onslaught, Kid Thunder made a triumphant and dominating debut against that POC French Canadian Mike Lafontaine. To be honest what I did to that out of shape meat ball is just a small taste of what I can do. Lafontaine was not competition, Lafontaine was a ham and egger trying to get a shot at the winners pay, but in the end he couldn't handle the electricity and the turbulance of the storm that is Kid Thunder.
But I'm not here to talk about some jobber I squashed, oh no I'm here to talk about SNW's first pay per view, 4UP, the night that's dedicated to seeing what wrestler on the roster is capable of winning the SNW Texas Championship. 20 wrestlers will battle it out to see who gets that right, but as far as I see it, it's one future champion against nineteen future chumps. See Kid Thunder doesn't board a plane and fly to the redneck infested sess pool of Texas to be a loser, no I go down to show those gap toothed hicks what a real man, and a real athlete looks like.
SNW, 4 Up is going to be my night, it doesn't matter what I have to do to toss someone out. If I have to grab someone by the hair, by the back of the neck, by the collar of their shirt it doesn't matter because one by one someone is going to be tossed out. And if I have to crack someone upside the head with a Barbwire Baseball bat oh well, if I have to throw someone into some light tubes or slam them through a table, oh well, if I have to climb a ladder and reach out to the sky for victory oh well. Kid Thunder is coming to Texas to be a winner, losing is not an option for me. Losing is the option for 19 other wrestlers who one by one will have to hit the showers and call it a night.
This event is attracting alot of big time names into the fold, but I see the list of names and I just think to myself where did they find these washed up has beens, this isn't a collection of todays best wrestling talent, no in my eyes this is a collection of wrestlers that nobody else wants to deal with.
Kid Thunder boys and girls is where it's at right now, and at 4 Up a storm of victory will be brewing. The winds will be furious, the lightning will boom, and the Kid will leave you all THUNDERSTRUCK.
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AD:People have been talking for the last few days, and they've been talking about how at the debut of Onslaught, Kid Thunder made a triumphant and dominating debut against that POC French Canadian Mike Lafontaine. To be honest what I did to that out of shape meat ball is just a small taste of what I can do. Lafontaine was not competition, Lafontaine was a ham and egger trying to get a shot at the winners pay, but in the end he couldn't handle the electricity and the turbulance of the storm that is Kid Thunder.
But I'm not here to talk about some jobber I squashed, oh no I'm here to talk about SNW's first pay per view, 4UP, the night that's dedicated to seeing what wrestler on the roster is capable of winning the SNW Texas Championship. 20 wrestlers will battle it out to see who gets that right, but as far as I see it, it's one future champion against nineteen future chumps. See Kid Thunder doesn't board a plane and fly to the redneck infested sess pool of Texas to be a loser, no I go down to show those gap toothed hicks what a real man, and a real athlete looks like.
SNW, 4 Up is going to be my night, it doesn't matter what I have to do to toss someone out. If I have to grab someone by the hair, by the back of the neck, by the collar of their shirt it doesn't matter because one by one someone is going to be tossed out. And if I have to crack someone upside the head with a Barbwire Baseball bat oh well, if I have to throw someone into some light tubes or slam them through a table, oh well, if I have to climb a ladder and reach out to the sky for victory oh well. Kid Thunder is coming to Texas to be a winner, losing is not an option for me. Losing is the option for 19 other wrestlers who one by one will have to hit the showers and call it a night.
This event is attracting alot of big time names into the fold, but I see the list of names and I just think to myself where did they find these washed up has beens, this isn't a collection of todays best wrestling talent, no in my eyes this is a collection of wrestlers that nobody else wants to deal with.
Kid Thunder boys and girls is where it's at right now, and at 4 Up a storm of victory will be brewing. The winds will be furious, the lightning will boom, and the Kid will leave you all THUNDERSTRUCK.
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