Post by viper on May 3, 2008 8:57:21 GMT -6
Viper is sitting inside of a locker room holding a flourecent light bulb tube. In front of him is a table with a Barbed wire bat laying on it and behind him is a ladder leaning against the wall.
Viper - It's amazing the damage each one of these items can do. You wouldn't think that light bulb could do a lot of damage but when you throw someone through them or have them come crashing down on top of them it does a lot of damage.
He puts the light bulb down and picks up the bat.
The infamous barbed wire bat. Used by people like Mick Foley, and the ECW originals. Now that bat alone can cause serious injury to an individual. Just look at the way Sting uses it. Then you wanna wrap it up with barbed wire, that is pain in itself. I have seen the terror this thing can cause. Hell I even caused some of that terror. The flesh peeled away from your victim, is not a pretty sight but it is enjoyable when you are the one doing it.
Viper gets up from the chair and places his hands on the table.
Now here is a back injury waiting to happen, Right Bob Holly. Think about everyone that has been involved in any kind of match involving a table of some sort. Take Mick Foley's infamous fall from the top of the Cell. He came crashing down on the announcers table. Team 3D putting people like Trish Stratus, Mae Young, The Hardy Boyz, Edge and Christian and so many others through a table. I have fond memories of putting people through tables and being put through them myself.
Viper walks over to the ladder.
The Ladder, the first ladder match I have ever seen took place between Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels. I thought to myself these two are nuts for doing that. Well I was right they were nuts and a lot of others followed suit including me. Once you reach the top of that ladder and look down you realize there is nothing you can't do. Would I ever dive off the top of the ladder like some people probably not but I wouldn't hesitate to suplex, powerbomb, or dropkick someone off of it.
What I am getting at is that for the other 19 so called wrestlers in this 4 Up match you should let it be known that I don't fear any of these weapons or the cage of doom. I am not afraid of any of you in the match either. It doesn't matter if it is Wench, Hellspawn, Emo Kid, or Adriana Samu "Everyones Favorit Slut". That fact is that there are only two people that I wanna get my hands on and that is Syco Boy and my old flame Rory Kotch. Syco Boy, you and I have some unfinished business to take care of. As for Rory I just can't wait to see her again. I have missed her snarl, that fire in her eyes when she looked at me with utter distain. I can't wait to plant her in the mat with a Venomizer and put her far behind me. So bring on all challengers and you will see why the Ultimate SINner will come out on top as the new Texas Champion.
scene fades to black.
Viper - It's amazing the damage each one of these items can do. You wouldn't think that light bulb could do a lot of damage but when you throw someone through them or have them come crashing down on top of them it does a lot of damage.
He puts the light bulb down and picks up the bat.
The infamous barbed wire bat. Used by people like Mick Foley, and the ECW originals. Now that bat alone can cause serious injury to an individual. Just look at the way Sting uses it. Then you wanna wrap it up with barbed wire, that is pain in itself. I have seen the terror this thing can cause. Hell I even caused some of that terror. The flesh peeled away from your victim, is not a pretty sight but it is enjoyable when you are the one doing it.
Viper gets up from the chair and places his hands on the table.
Now here is a back injury waiting to happen, Right Bob Holly. Think about everyone that has been involved in any kind of match involving a table of some sort. Take Mick Foley's infamous fall from the top of the Cell. He came crashing down on the announcers table. Team 3D putting people like Trish Stratus, Mae Young, The Hardy Boyz, Edge and Christian and so many others through a table. I have fond memories of putting people through tables and being put through them myself.
Viper walks over to the ladder.
The Ladder, the first ladder match I have ever seen took place between Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels. I thought to myself these two are nuts for doing that. Well I was right they were nuts and a lot of others followed suit including me. Once you reach the top of that ladder and look down you realize there is nothing you can't do. Would I ever dive off the top of the ladder like some people probably not but I wouldn't hesitate to suplex, powerbomb, or dropkick someone off of it.
What I am getting at is that for the other 19 so called wrestlers in this 4 Up match you should let it be known that I don't fear any of these weapons or the cage of doom. I am not afraid of any of you in the match either. It doesn't matter if it is Wench, Hellspawn, Emo Kid, or Adriana Samu "Everyones Favorit Slut". That fact is that there are only two people that I wanna get my hands on and that is Syco Boy and my old flame Rory Kotch. Syco Boy, you and I have some unfinished business to take care of. As for Rory I just can't wait to see her again. I have missed her snarl, that fire in her eyes when she looked at me with utter distain. I can't wait to plant her in the mat with a Venomizer and put her far behind me. So bring on all challengers and you will see why the Ultimate SINner will come out on top as the new Texas Champion.
scene fades to black.
