Post by Syco on Apr 3, 2008 15:52:53 GMT -6
*The scene opens up in what appears to be a press area. Hanging in the background of the area where wrestlers are seated is a huge Onslaught banner. No one is there except the press waiting for wrestlers to come out. Just then Syco Boy comes out and takes a seat. Cameras start flickering and lots of reporters begin asking questions at once.*
SyB: Hold on people geez. I just sat down, give me a few minutes to actually get my butt in the chair. Now before we begin this little shindig, I have something to say.
*At that the crowd hushes.*
SyB: I like eggs.
*The crowd bursts into laughter.*
SyB: Now let's begin, and let's try this with one at a time.
Reporter #1: Syco, how do you feel about working for people like the Sports Nutz and Matt?
SyB: Well I'm not too impressed with the Sports Nutz manging skills, but hey what can you do? Atleast they have Matt to be able to tell them that wrestling isn't just eating doughnuts all the time. But all in all it feels great to be working in this great state of Texas, and the talent level here seems great.
Reporter #2: Speaking of talent level, this week you're facing Viper, a man you're no stranger to.
SyB: Wow, am I really facing him? Is he still around? I thought he fell off a mountain a few years ago. Viper, why haven't you called me? I thought we had a special night a few years back? Then you disappear, no note no phone call nothing?
*The crowd bursts into laughter again.*
SyB: In all seriousness. Viper is a great opponent. I've faced him on numerous occassions, and I hope we put on another classic. Yes we've had our differences in the past, and I'm sure we'll have our differences here in SNW. But that's wrestling. People rub you the wrong way. But Viper, you get in my way of me making my spot here in the SNW, it will be hell to pay.
Reporter #2: Anything else on Viper?
SyB: No, next question.
Reporter #3: How do you feel about Levetation showing up here?
SyB: I just hope he doesn't try and give me a thong that's for sure. In all seriousness, me and Max's friendship goes way way way back all the way back to FCW and WCE and I can't wait to see him again here. That's all that I have time for now.
*Syco gets up as reporters try and get in one last question to end the scene.*
SyB: Hold on people geez. I just sat down, give me a few minutes to actually get my butt in the chair. Now before we begin this little shindig, I have something to say.
*At that the crowd hushes.*
SyB: I like eggs.
*The crowd bursts into laughter.*
SyB: Now let's begin, and let's try this with one at a time.
Reporter #1: Syco, how do you feel about working for people like the Sports Nutz and Matt?
SyB: Well I'm not too impressed with the Sports Nutz manging skills, but hey what can you do? Atleast they have Matt to be able to tell them that wrestling isn't just eating doughnuts all the time. But all in all it feels great to be working in this great state of Texas, and the talent level here seems great.
Reporter #2: Speaking of talent level, this week you're facing Viper, a man you're no stranger to.
SyB: Wow, am I really facing him? Is he still around? I thought he fell off a mountain a few years ago. Viper, why haven't you called me? I thought we had a special night a few years back? Then you disappear, no note no phone call nothing?
*The crowd bursts into laughter again.*
SyB: In all seriousness. Viper is a great opponent. I've faced him on numerous occassions, and I hope we put on another classic. Yes we've had our differences in the past, and I'm sure we'll have our differences here in SNW. But that's wrestling. People rub you the wrong way. But Viper, you get in my way of me making my spot here in the SNW, it will be hell to pay.
Reporter #2: Anything else on Viper?
SyB: No, next question.
Reporter #3: How do you feel about Levetation showing up here?
SyB: I just hope he doesn't try and give me a thong that's for sure. In all seriousness, me and Max's friendship goes way way way back all the way back to FCW and WCE and I can't wait to see him again here. That's all that I have time for now.
*Syco gets up as reporters try and get in one last question to end the scene.*