Post by SiMox on Jun 21, 2010 18:34:49 GMT -6
The scene opens up to the image of a rather crowded bar from the looks of it. There’s bright, neon lights all around and some music playing in the background, but barely distinguishable from the all of the murmuring and conversation going on around. The cameras end up focusing on two men at the bar, noticeably Simon Sensation and Johnny Moxie. Simon is absorbed in playing what seems like a game of solitaire on the bar top while Johnny is too busy talking to a brunette and a blond that are standing next to his stool. It’s Simon who speaks up though, as he lays his last card down in one of the four piles he was working on.
Simon: Here we go, folks. After weeks of beating around the bush and doing what some of the old timers in this sport call “working our way” up through the ranks, Johnny and I find ourselves in the exact match that we wanted to have, what we had in mind when we decided to come back to SNW. We find ourselves in a match for the Texas Tag Team Championship titles and come this week on The Main Event…….we’re going to be bringing about something of a paradigm shift in this company.
He gathers up his cards into one pile and looks up at the camera for a few seconds before he smirks.
Simon: You see, for far too long tag team wrestling has been well…..stale and stagnant in SNW. You people watching at home haven’t had much of a choice, ever. You’ve had The Dark Ones here, The Alley Ratz there, the Xtreme Team over here. It’s always been the same thing, the same people, the same teams. Well, that’s changed, folks and believe me when I say that it’s change that you can not only believe in, but that you can bet the house on and make a killing ten fold in the winnings it’ll get you.
He pauses and looks over at Johnny, who don’t seem to get the drift of things right off and continues to chat with the women next to him until he finally notices the silence and clears his throat, looking uneasily at the camera.
Johnny: Yeah because we’re a tag team unlike any that this place has ever seen before. We came into this company talking about change, talking about how we were going to take the old guard and turn it on it’s head and hell……we ended up busting some heads. A few weeks ago, in one night we beat three teams to get this match at the main event and hell……with each of those three teams that fell by the wayside, you may as well say that we proved our point more and more.
He shakes his head and snickers.
Johnny: And now there’s only one team left in your path to the top, one team left standing between us and the top of the mountain, one pair of guys left between us proving the world right when we said we were better than every other team in this company and every other duo was obsolete compared to us. Death Sentence……Cyanide, Soul Reaper, you two have your names written all over the history books of this company. You’ve held singles titles. You’ve held the Texas Tag titles twice……but NOTHING and I mean NOTHING that you have ever experienced before is going to prepare you for what’s going to happen you step into that ring, stand nose to nose with us and that bell rings.
Simon nods his head, seemingly deciding to take over from here and sighing a little bit before he actually begins to speak again.
Simon: And you know what, you two buffoons may have split those singles matches with us the other week, but you know what? Maybe Johnny beat Cyanide, maybe you beat me, Reaper……but this is a tag team match. This isn’t one on one and truth be told…….when it comes to tagging up, Johnny and I have proved ourselves to be quite the pair of aces against all of the Jokers and Queens that plague the tag division here. We’ve taken down Y Kores, we’ve taken down The Enforcers of Pain, we demolished The Alley Ratz and we took down everyone’s favorite “legendary” team, The Xtreme Team. All that’s left on that list is you guys, Reaper and Cyanide and what’s in the cards for you……well, it’s going to be no different than the hands that were dealt to the Ratz, The Xtreme Team and Y Kores.
He raises his gaze to the camera and nods his head with a smirk.
Simon: We’ve waited for this moment to come and now it’s here. Now Johnny and I find ourselves at the green felt of the championship table here in the final stages of our journey and we’ll be damned if we get turned away by you two. You may have had those matches with us on the last Onslaught, you may have a history with Johnny here, but that means nothing to us when that bell rings…..we’re here for one thing and one thing only and that’s to go all in and win.
He pauses and Johnny nods his head, seeming a little annoyed that he has to take his attention away from the women.
Johnny: And win is what we’re going to do, because your time is up, Cy and Reap. Your time on top is over and hell….it’s been over for a while. Just that you had a division full of cretins that were just as worse as you two. You guys have done some amazing stuff, yeah, but that was in the past and that’s where your current reign is going to be after the Main Event too. Because we’re not here to be stopped short of completing our mission, we’re not even prepared to be turned away here. We’re here to win, we’re here to dominate and we’re going to walk out with those title belts, guys, it’s just a cold hard fact!
Simon snickers as he nods with a sense of finality.
Simon: Cyanide, Reaper…….come The Main Event, we’re going to show the two of you and the world why we’re the ONLY kings in this company and you two are nothing more than a pair of jokers!
Simon: Here we go, folks. After weeks of beating around the bush and doing what some of the old timers in this sport call “working our way” up through the ranks, Johnny and I find ourselves in the exact match that we wanted to have, what we had in mind when we decided to come back to SNW. We find ourselves in a match for the Texas Tag Team Championship titles and come this week on The Main Event…….we’re going to be bringing about something of a paradigm shift in this company.
He gathers up his cards into one pile and looks up at the camera for a few seconds before he smirks.
Simon: You see, for far too long tag team wrestling has been well…..stale and stagnant in SNW. You people watching at home haven’t had much of a choice, ever. You’ve had The Dark Ones here, The Alley Ratz there, the Xtreme Team over here. It’s always been the same thing, the same people, the same teams. Well, that’s changed, folks and believe me when I say that it’s change that you can not only believe in, but that you can bet the house on and make a killing ten fold in the winnings it’ll get you.
He pauses and looks over at Johnny, who don’t seem to get the drift of things right off and continues to chat with the women next to him until he finally notices the silence and clears his throat, looking uneasily at the camera.
Johnny: Yeah because we’re a tag team unlike any that this place has ever seen before. We came into this company talking about change, talking about how we were going to take the old guard and turn it on it’s head and hell……we ended up busting some heads. A few weeks ago, in one night we beat three teams to get this match at the main event and hell……with each of those three teams that fell by the wayside, you may as well say that we proved our point more and more.
He shakes his head and snickers.
Johnny: And now there’s only one team left in your path to the top, one team left standing between us and the top of the mountain, one pair of guys left between us proving the world right when we said we were better than every other team in this company and every other duo was obsolete compared to us. Death Sentence……Cyanide, Soul Reaper, you two have your names written all over the history books of this company. You’ve held singles titles. You’ve held the Texas Tag titles twice……but NOTHING and I mean NOTHING that you have ever experienced before is going to prepare you for what’s going to happen you step into that ring, stand nose to nose with us and that bell rings.
Simon nods his head, seemingly deciding to take over from here and sighing a little bit before he actually begins to speak again.
Simon: And you know what, you two buffoons may have split those singles matches with us the other week, but you know what? Maybe Johnny beat Cyanide, maybe you beat me, Reaper……but this is a tag team match. This isn’t one on one and truth be told…….when it comes to tagging up, Johnny and I have proved ourselves to be quite the pair of aces against all of the Jokers and Queens that plague the tag division here. We’ve taken down Y Kores, we’ve taken down The Enforcers of Pain, we demolished The Alley Ratz and we took down everyone’s favorite “legendary” team, The Xtreme Team. All that’s left on that list is you guys, Reaper and Cyanide and what’s in the cards for you……well, it’s going to be no different than the hands that were dealt to the Ratz, The Xtreme Team and Y Kores.
He raises his gaze to the camera and nods his head with a smirk.
Simon: We’ve waited for this moment to come and now it’s here. Now Johnny and I find ourselves at the green felt of the championship table here in the final stages of our journey and we’ll be damned if we get turned away by you two. You may have had those matches with us on the last Onslaught, you may have a history with Johnny here, but that means nothing to us when that bell rings…..we’re here for one thing and one thing only and that’s to go all in and win.
He pauses and Johnny nods his head, seeming a little annoyed that he has to take his attention away from the women.
Johnny: And win is what we’re going to do, because your time is up, Cy and Reap. Your time on top is over and hell….it’s been over for a while. Just that you had a division full of cretins that were just as worse as you two. You guys have done some amazing stuff, yeah, but that was in the past and that’s where your current reign is going to be after the Main Event too. Because we’re not here to be stopped short of completing our mission, we’re not even prepared to be turned away here. We’re here to win, we’re here to dominate and we’re going to walk out with those title belts, guys, it’s just a cold hard fact!
Simon snickers as he nods with a sense of finality.
Simon: Cyanide, Reaper…….come The Main Event, we’re going to show the two of you and the world why we’re the ONLY kings in this company and you two are nothing more than a pair of jokers!