Saturday Night Onslaught: 7/3/10

[Hollywood]

In a dark match that took place before Onslaught went on the air:

Thumbtack Kevin def. Chris Santigo via pinfall after hitting the Shooting Star Elbow Drop

"Thunderkiss 65" plays in the background as a video montage of SNW highlights is played.



LIVE!! THE GORDIETORIUM!! FORT WORTH, TX!!

Shot opens inside the Gordietorium, where a sold out crowd of 3,524 people are on their feet, screaming their heads off and holding signs such as "TYLER IS DANNY'S BITCH!" "THANK GOD TOM HICKS DOESN'T OWN SNW!" and "UFC IS A WORK!" We hear the familiar voices of Mark Followill and Jason Martel off camera during the panning around of the Gordietorium.

MARK FOLLOWILL
From the sold out Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, this is Saturday Night Onslaught!

JASON MARTEL
And this show has already been most explosive before we even hit the air!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's right! Before we went on the air, Gordon Heath, Codi Shane, and even George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller came out to address the fans concerning the situation with Tyler Straven! More on that later on! Right now, we're kicking it off with tag team action!

"You Better Pray" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus blasts over the PA system, and the fans continue to go crazy as Adriana Samu comes bouncing out from behind the curtain, with Rory Kotch on one side and Petrina Rotchester on the other. Xander Nova follows behind as they make their way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova... Adriana Samu, Petrina Rotchester, and Rory Kotch... Y Kores!

JASON MARTEL
You know, I can't wait for Myke Rhines to be elected President of SNW so that cheap ploys such as this by Y Kores will be put to an end. How are teams supposed to prepare for these whores when they don't know which two of them they're facing?!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jason, they're allowed to do this under the Freebird Rule.

JASON MARTEL
Well here's hoping that Rhines abolishes the Freebird Rule.

Adriana jumps up onto the apron and then onto the turnbuckle facing the fans. Petrina and Rory pose on each side of her on the apron. The three ladies play a game of paper-rock-scissors to determine who's going to wrestle in the match, and Petrina beats Adriana as paper beats rock. Rory and Petrina go to their corner as Adriana walks over to the broadcast table, which Jason Martel seems to object to. Samu rolls her eyes at Jason as she sits down and puts on her headset.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Weeeeeeeeell!

JASON MARTEL
Oh puh-lease!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Joining us on commentary for this match it seems is none other than "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" herself.

ADRIANA SAMU
Do I really have to sit next to this pig?

JASON MARTEL
Do I really have to sit next to this dog?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Will you two stop it?!

Y Kores' music dies down as "Chicken Huntin" booms over the PA. The majority of the crowd continues to cheer, but there's a good contingent of fans who boo their lungs out as Eddy and Twitch appear from behind the curtain without their familiar smoke. Eddy and Twitch try to be upbeat as best they can while they make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, the team of Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Eddy and Twitch seem to be going on the brink of insanity as a result of their last several matches.

JASON MARTEL
I for one couldn't blame them.

ADRIANA SAMU
They've never displayed an attitude as I've seen from them lately. They were always great to get along with when they wrestled for me in the NAWA.

JASON MARTEL
Probably because you gave them...

ADRIANA SAMU
You dare say anything like that and you'll be retired from the broadcast booth in addition to the wrestling ring!

Eddy and Twitch slide into the ring and hop onto their respective middle turnbuckles, playing to the crowd. Their music dies down as they hop down off the turnbuckles and decide who's going to start off the match.

Rory Kotch and Petrina Rotchester vs Alley Ratz

The match went back and forth for about six minutes, with the Ratz using their speed and quickness to get the better of Rotchester until she tagged out to Rory Kotch, who slowed down the pace a bit with her power and strength advantage. However, when Kotch went for a reverse piledriver, Twitch slipped out behind her and took her down with a reverse DDT. Meanwhile, Rotchester and Eddy were fighting outside the ring, with Xander Nova trying to stay out of harm's way. All of a sudden, running down to the ring came the Maximilian Cortez and Constantine Ramos, aka the Sixth Street Assassins. They grabbed referee Danny Travers and threw him out of the ring. Twitch came running after them, only for the Sixth Street Assassins to take him down with a double hip toss. Adriana Samu, Jason Martel and Mark Followill were all trying to make sense of what the hell was going on. Rory Kotch grabbed her pipe that was lying down in her team's corner, ran in and nailed both Maximilian Cortez and Constantine Ramos with her pipe to a huge pop from the crowd. Eddy had taken Rotchester down with a snap suplex on the floor outside the ring, as well as shoving Xander Nova down to the floor, prompting security to run out and help Nova to the back as a precaution given his health history. Eddy then looked up to see Kotch playing to the crowd, holding her pipe up in the air. So in response, Eddy ran and knocked Samu out of her seat with a running Yakuza kick, then grabbed the chair she was sitting in. He slid into the ring, and right as Kotch turned around, Eddy smashed her over the head with the chair, busting her wide open.

Match Result: No Contest

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is Eddy doing?!

JASON MARTEL
He thinks Rory Kotch is the one that laid out Twitch when in fact it was the Sixth Street Assassins. But hey, if this means no more Y Kores, I won't complain!

Twitch is back to his feet and grabs the chair out of Eddy's hand, yelling at him. Eddy throws his hands up in the air, apologizing as he said he thought that it was Kotch that laid Twitch out. Twitch explains what happens, then shrugs his shoulders and smashes the chair over Kotch's head just as she had struggled back up to her knees, knocking her right back down as the crowd is now booing the Alley Ratz out of the building in complete unison. Rotchester slowly picks herself up and climbs to the ring apron, only for Twitch to smash the chair over her head, sending her flying down onto the floor. Samu is still down and out, and the fans are letting the Ratz have it as Eddy climbs up to the middle turnbuckle in one of the corners, throwing his middle fingers up in the air while Twitch climbs to the middle turnbuckle in another corner and holds up his middle finger on his right hand and holds up the steel chair with his left hand.

YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK! YOU SUCK D*CK!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What on earth has gotten into Eddy and Twitch?!

JASON MARTEL
They realized that nice guys finish last! Bravo, Alley Ratz, bravo! Now maybe they'll finally achieve success here in SNW!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This is a most hideous attack, and the Ratz should answer for it!

The Ratz exit the ring, with fans shouting obscenities and other insults at them, but Eddy and Twitch just laugh it off. Twitch, by the way, is still holding the steel chair used on Rory Kotch and Petrina Rotchester. As he walks with Eddy to the back, he looks down at the chair and back up with a grin on his face.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the SNW Saturday Night Onslaught banner, where Misty Crawford is set to interview Dave Mason and Syco Boy, Xtreme Team.

MISTY CRAWFORD
I'm here with Dave Mason and Syco Boy, the Xtreme Team, who will be one of five teams, along with SiMox, the Switch Stallions, the Enforcers of Pain, and the current SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Death Sentence, fighting for the SNW Texas Tag Team belts in the Ultimate X match at Summer Bash on July 24. Guys, in just three weeks, you have the chance to finally win back the Texas Tag Team Titles that were stolen from you over a year and a half ago.

SYCO BOY
That's right, Misty. You see...

Chris P runs into the scene in a panic as Xtreme Team and Misty try to figure out what's going on.

CHRIS P
I'm so, so, sorry, but this is an emergency! I just found Jack Clinton lying down on the ground, beaten to a pulp. Needless to say, I'm without a partner now and I was wondering, since neither one of you are booked, would one of you be able to help me out?

DAVE MASON
I'll tell you what. I'll step up to the plate and help out.

SYCO BOY
Whoa, you sure this is a good idea, Dave?

CHRIS P
Hey, guys, don't worry about it. I totally understand if you can't because I understand you have that big Ultimate X match for the Texas Tag Team Titles coming up.

SYCO BOY
Dave, it's up to you.

DAVE MASON
Thanks, man. Chris, I'll be more than happy to team up with you because I'd love nothing more than to get my hands on the Enforcers of Pain once more.

CHRIS P
Thank you so much!

Chris P shakes Dave's hand, thanking him for helping out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well now it's Chris P and Dave Mason against the Enforcers of Pain, and that match is next!

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[Hollywood]

"Sh*tlist" by L7 hits, and the fans boo in utter disdain as S.T. Strickler and Benson appear from behind the curtain, showing just as much disdain for the fans as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler and Benson... the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm willing to bet the farm that these two scum buckets had something to do with Jack Clinton being taken out!

JASON MARTEL
Well good. I'm so sick and tired of that big oaf bullying everyone around because he has such a thin skin.

Benson and Strickler are getting into it with a few ringside fans who are wearing Xtreme Team T-shirts, with Benson even threatening to punch one of the fans until ringside security cuts him off. Strickler and Benson enter the ring, with Benson taking off his coat and tie as their music dies down. "Ole!" by Bouncing Souls blasts over the PA, and the fans come to their feet, cheering their heads off as Chris P and Dave Mason appear from behind the curtain, jogging down to the ring and slapping hands with everyone at ringside.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, the team of Chris P and Dave Mason!

JASON MARTEL
You know what just occurred to me, Mark?

MARK FOLLOWILL
What's that, Jason?

JASON MARTEL
Chris P usually doesn't care if he has to fight by himself against a number of individuals as he prides himself on being a bad ass. But tonight, he was begging for Xtreme Team's help.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I'm sure he was traumatized at the sight of his best friend, Jack Clinton, being found beaten and bruised into a state of unconsciousness.

Dave Mason and Chris P vs Enforcers of Pain

Strickler and Benson attempted to ambush Chris P and Dave Mason as they rolled into the ring, but Chris P and Dave Mason beat the ever living daylights out of Strickler and Benson, backing them off with a flurry of right hand punches from Chris P to Benson, and a flurry of right hand punches from Dave Mason to Strickler to the deafening cheers of the crowd. Chris P clotheslined Benson out of the ring, and Dave Mason did the same to Strickler. Chris P would then start it off in the ring for his team, working over Strickler after he got back in. However, things seemed to shift into the favor of the Enforcers of Pain when Chris P set Strickler on the top turnbuckle for what was going to be a Superplex, only for Strickler to backhand smack Chris P and catch him off guard with a Tornado DDT, allowing Strickler time to make the tag to Benson. Benson and Strickler would go back and forth making frequent tags, working over Chris P until they went for a double clothesline, only for Chris P to duck and rebound off the ropes, knocking them down with a double clothesline of his own. Chris then made the tag to Dave Mason, who cleaned house with Strickler, dominating him for the next couple of minutes until Dave made a big mistake. He climbed to the top turnbuckle with Strickler down on the canvas, then came flying off the top turnbuckle with the Mega Spot, but Strickler rolled out of the way as Dave crashed to the canvas, allowing Strickler to tag in Benson. Benson and Strickler took turns double teaming Dave until Chris P had enough and ran into the ring, knocking Strickler down with a big boot. Benson came running after Chris P, but Chris grabbed him by the head and threw him headfirst into the top turnbuckle pad. Chris pumped up the crowd and went to help Dave up, only for Chris to hit Dave with the Lights Out, much to the disdain of the crowd as they booed him out of the building. Chris P then nodded to Benson, who had quickly recovered and ran toward the fallen Dave, jumped up in the air and came crashing down on him with a big splash into the three count.

Winners by pinfall: Enforcers of Pain

MONICA DELUCA
The winners of the match, S.T. Strickler and Benson, the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That turncoat!

JASON MARTEL
I should've known! The way Chris P was acting, I bet HE was the one that took out Jack Clinton! Good for him!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh come on, that was despicable and you know it!

Chris P and Benson continue to kick Dave Mason while he's down. Strickler has recovered, slides back into the ring, and joins in on the fun until Syco Boy comes sprinting down to the ring, trying to fight off the villainous trio with a flurry of forearms, but the numbers game is too much as Chris P, Strickler, and Benson all gang up on Syco like a pack of wolves. The crowd roars with approval as Jack Clinton, with his head bandaged, runs down to the ring with a kendo stick in hand. He runs into the ring, clearing everyone out as he swings like a madman. He's yelling at Chris P and the Enforcers of Pain to get back into the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is Chris P's problem all of a sudden, trying to take out his best friend and almost costing him a chance to go for the Texas Heavyweight Championship at Summer Bash?!

JASON MARTEL
It's called seeing the light, Fozzywill. I can't wait to see who else will finally realize that they need to be ruthless and cutthroat and say "Screw everyone else!"

We see Matt Margera pacing around in one of the backstage hallways when James Jackson shows up.

JAMES JACKSON
You wanted to speak to me? It better be damn good.

MATT MARGERA
It is. You see, at War Games, my Perfect World is going up against the Destruction Crew, which is fine and dandy until SNW decides to throw Goryokaku in the mix.

JAMES JACKSON
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me cut you off right there. I'm not teaming up with you guys, and that's the end of that.

MATT MARGERA
James, just hear me out. If anybody knows how to beat Goryokaku, it's you. You've won back to back 4 Ups without using any weapons, showing the world that you are a world class wrestler. Now granted, you did tap out to Kijar Donnelly last week on national television...

James is not amused as he glares at Matt.

MATT MARGERA
But, one can make the case that was a fluke and would never happen again. So, will you team up with the Perfect World in the War Games.

JAMES JACKSON
Only on one condition... I get a shot at the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship after Summer Bash. I know you can make it happen.

MATT MARGERA
Consider it done. I'll talk to Gordon Heath and see about getting that match arranged for you.

Matt extends his hand for James to shake it, only for James to look down, look back up at Matt, then back down to spit in Matt's hand before turning around and walking off. The camera zooms over to Matt's face, who can't help but grin. The shot switches to footage from The Main Event last week, where we see Steve getting injured, and Tyler Straven getting beat by Chris Angel, Jack Clinton and Chris P

MARK FOLLOWILL
Earlier tonight, Gordon Heath, Codi Shane and the Sports Nutz came out and publicly fired Tyler Straven before we even went on the air! Later tonight, we will bring you that exclusive footage of the public firing of Tyler Straven!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens in front of the door to Danny Palis' locker room, where Bob Sturm is standing by to interview Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis.

BOB STURM
I’m here with the Sahara Reign, Danny Palis, who is rising up the ladder here in the SNW. Danny, I, uhh, first must, uhh, ask you what lead up to you simply walking out on, uhh, Tyler Straven last week and why you would simply, uhh, leave your tag team partner for this match hanging to be beaten down by Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, and Chris P?

DANNY PALIS
Why? Cuz I knew he couldn’t be trusted. I saved his ass in that match. No one remembers that. There he was, about to get pinned and lose the match. Here I come to save the day for him and when I finally get to Chris Angel, that punk tags himself in. I saved his dumb ass and he backstabs me that way.

BOB STURM
So you walk out on him because he tagged himself in? Uh, I don’t really get it. Then I guess, uhh, I’m supposed to believe that you felt that if you weren’t, uhh, going to win the Texas Championship that no one from your team should win it either, or was it that you feel he was trying to rob you intentionally?

DANNY PALIS
He was trying to rob me. I finally get Chris Angel back in the ring and as I’m focusing on him suddenly he tags himself in. What was I supposed to do? That guy couldn’t be trusted. I’ll say it till you are blue in the face. If he had been legit about it, I wouldn’t have had that bad of a problem with it. But the way he did it, I knew he was going to screw me out of the title. I threw the first punch cuz that’s how I am. I’m not going to sit back as he robs me. I would rather sit in the back and watch him getting beaten down by them.

BOB STURM
So are you happy that he is no longer in the SNW?

DANNY PALIS
No, I’m not happy at all.

BOB STURM
OK, why aren’t you happy about that? After, uhh, what you’ve told me, I, uhh, have no idea why you wouldn’t be ecstatic that not only did he get beaten down the way he did but also the fact that he is out of SNW... it just seems a little weird.

DANNY PALIS
I’ll tell you why. Because I never got a chance to knock him into another area code. I wanted to beat him into something you couldn’t even imagine. I came back to my locker and suddenly I hear that he puts up his career in a match and loses. Suddenly this cheap bastard is gone and I never get my revenge for him screwing me. Oh well, now he can go back to wrestling in front of 4 people a night. I’m going to be here until I get to the top.

BOB STURM
So next up for you is the 4 Way Elimination at Summer Bash. It’s you, Chris Angel, Jack Clinton, and Versus Vince. I think you’ve, uhh, proven that you can hold your own against, uhh, anybody you’re put in front of, but this talent is very high especially considering what is on the line and you’ve made very few friends, so do you honestly believe that you can win?

DANNY PALIS
What the hell are you asking me? Do I think I can win? No! I know I can win! If they want me out, they better bring everything they have. Everything! I gaurendamntee you that I will bring everything I have. The same way I do every match. I didn’t one time and that caused me more humiliation than I ever thought was possible. I’m coming for all three of them.

BOB STURM
Any final thoughts on the 4 Way Elimination match?

DANNY PALIS
At Summer Bash, I’m coming to finish what I started at The Main Event. I’m coming for you, Chris Angel. If I were you, Jack Clinton, and you, Versus Vince, I would just get out of my way. You can try to stop me, but it isn’t going to matter. I’m not trying to compete in this match. I’m coming to win, period! I hope you three are ready cuz I know I will be.

BOB STURM
Thank you once again to the Sahara Reign for this interview. We look forward to seeing you at Summer Bash in the 4 Way Elimination match.

"Amazing Disgrace" by Diesel plays, and the fans retaliate with boos. Tyler Guevara steps out from the back, sporting a Ghana Jersey, with a Vuvuzela in hand. Andy Lionheart appears behind him, and Guevara blows the Vuvuzela.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Perfect World, at a combined weight of Five-Hundred and Ten Pounds, the team of 'The American Lab Rat' Tyler Guevara! and Andy! Lionheart!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Guevara is sporting a new attire here tonight, and blowing a different tune.

JASON MARTEL
It should help him in the match.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don't see your reasoning there, but regardless, this should be a good match-up.

The sound of the fans booing is overwritten by the sound of the vuvuzela blown by Tyler Guevara. He walks down to the ring, ignoring the crowd, only blowing the vuvuzela. Lionheart follows close behind, looking to the crowd, arguing with them. He runs down to the ring, and slides in. Guevara then approaches the broadcast table and blows the vuvuzela in Mark Followill's ears, startling Followill to the point that he almost jumps out of his chair and onto the floor.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Gosh dangit! What the hell was that for?!

JASON MARTEL
You looked like you were about to fall asleep, so Tyler Guevara was just making sure you stayed awake and did your job. You should be thankful that he went out of his way to help you keep your job just now.

MARK FOLLOWILL
HUH?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

He amounts a turnbuckle and poses with open arms, as Tyler Guevara steps into the ring. Lionheart hops down onto the apron, as "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" plays in the Gordietorium. The fans cheer wildly, seeing the Mauler and Mike "Beastman" Hanson standing before them, the Gambler escorting them.[/color]

MONICA DELUCA
And their opponents, at a combined weight of Six-Hundred Pounds, accompanied to the ring by the Gambler, the team of the Mauler and Mike "Beastman" Hanson, the Destruction Crew!

JASON MARTEL
I can't see why the fans like these guys, their hideous, and they barely speak full sentences.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now that my ears have stopped ringing... the Destruction Crew get the job done in the ring, don't they?

JASON MARTEL
We'll see.

Mike Hanson is swinging a cowbelled rope, and Mauler is swinging his chain. The Gambler escorts the two, as they run down to the ring, Mauler screaming 'Huss, Huss!' The fans go crazy for the crazy wrestlers. They get inside the ring, and Hanson puts up the Longhorn taunt. The referee signals for the start of the match-up.

"The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara & Andy Lionheart vs Mike "Beastman" Hanson & the Mauler w/ the Gambler
Tyler Guevara started off against Mike Hanson. Tyler laid out punches and knife-edge chops, sending Hanson staggering backwards. Guevara had him against the ropes, and began pressing with a choke. The referee counted to three before Guevara released the hold. He sent Hanson off with an Irish Whip, who came back, and ducked under a Big Boot. Hanson picked up Guevara and hit a backbreaker on him. A cover only reached one and a half. Hanson worked over Guevara for a few minutes following, until a short-arm clothesline attempt was met with a Big Boot. Cover by Guevara got 2. Lionheart kept holding his hand out for a tag, but Guevara kept screaming watch and learn. He worked over Hanson, isolating him from Mauler. Finally, a miscalculated Dropkick from Guevara led to Hanson tagging in Mauler. Tyler rushed over and tagged in Lionheart. Mauler ducked a clothesline, and locked up Lionheart, hitting a double-arm DDT. He then worked over Lionheart for several following minutes. Mauler went for a chokeslam on Andy Lionheart, but Lionheart kicked him in the stomach. Tyler Guevara looked to the curtain, and noted for Lionheart to do the same. Matt Margera and Wench were standing in the arena. Margera gave a thumbs-up, and Lionheart nodded, smiling. Guevara slowly got in the ring, as Margera's thumbs-up was turned downward. Andy turned around, and Guevara kicked him in the stomach, following up with the M.I.A., then left the ring to walk to the back with Matt and Wench. Mauler picked up Lionheart. Lionheart was sent with an Irish Whip against the ropes, he bounced back, and got hit with the MaulerSlam. Mauler covered for three.[/color]

Winners: Destruction Crew

MONICA DELUCA
Here are your winners, the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Margera's Perfect World has a lower population as of now, Martel. There goes Lionheart: beaten, broken, and betrayed.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure Matt was just doing what he had to do. Lionheart was a fluke. They didn't even care about trying to win the match at that point as it had no bearing on the rankings of the SNW roster.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Still, the fact of the matter is that the Perfect World is once again a man short going into the War Games match at Summer Bash. Matt was lucky to be able to recruit James Jackson, but who can he possibly recruit now?![/b]

Shot switches to the backstage hallway, where we see Myke Rhines walking down the halls as he's about to enter the Gordietorium.

JASON MARTEL
Well let's forget about War Games for a minute, because up next, even with all the rain we've had down here in Fort Worth, we're going to have a pool party!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's right! The Hardline Pool Party with Myke Rhines and his guests, Versus Vince and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel... NEXT!

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[Hollywood]

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the first ever Hardline Pool Party, with your host, SNW presidential candidate, Myke Rhines!

"The Swimming Pool" by the G-Men blasts over the PA as the camera shifts over off to the viewer's right side of the entrance, where an inflatable pool is set up, along with swimming recliners. A couple of random hot girls are playing around in the pool, bouncing a beach ball around. Myke Rhines, dressed in jorts and a Hawaiian shirt, is sitting in one of the swimming recliners.

MYKE RHINES
Aaaaaaah yes. As you know, I've been going non-stop in my campaign to be elected the first ever President of SNW. However, tonight, I am going to eschew from every duty that is civic. Tonight, it's time to get ready for a pool party, the Hardline Pool Party. And I thought it would only be fair that the first guests at my first pool party would be two of the participants in the 4 Way Elimination bout at Summer Bash for the Texas Championship. Let me bring out first one of the contenders in said 4 Way Elimination bout, Versus Vince!

"You Can Run" by Jim Johnston blasts over the PA, and the fans cheer as Versus Vince, dressed in khaki shorts and the brand new Versus Vince T-shirt, makes his way over to the pool area. He takes his seat on one of the swimming recliners as Rhines looks a bit jarred, thinking that something's missing.

MYKE RHINES
Well... I can't help but notice that your lovely girlfriend is not with you.

VERSUS VINCE
That's because I want to keep this show civil, and I knew that if I brought her out here, you'd try to fawn all over her like a dirty old man and in turn I'd have to slap the taste out of your mouth.

MYKE RHINES
That's rather unfortunate, and besides, she could do a whole lot better.

Vince shakes his head and rolls his eyes.

MYKE RHINES
Now, my other guest tonight is the current Texas Heavyweight Champion, who I hate with a passion. Because of this man, my best friend, Vincent Matthews, has left the subculture that is SNW. The day I heard Vincent Matthews was retiring from SNW due to what happened to him at WrestleStock II was like the day that I found out that my dear friend, Glenda in North Dallas, had passed on to the P1 Haven in the sky. Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Angel.

"Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent comes on over the PA, and the crowd explodes off their feet as Chris Angel, holding his Texas Championship over his shoulder, appears from behind the entrance and walks over to the pool area. He first approaches the swimming pool, flirting with the girls who are in the pool. They're giggling and enjoying Chris' camaraderie, but Rhines is not amused.

MYKE RHINES
Hey! Hey! Stop it! GOD ALMIGHTY, GET WITH THE PROGRAM, DUDE!

Chris Angel looks annoyed as he turns his attention to Rhines, then takes his seat on the last remaining swimming recliner. From the viewer's left to right, it's Versus Vince, Myke Rhines, and Chris Angel, with all three guys holding mics that they've picked up from the recliners. Angel leans forward, his elbows resting on his knees and looks squarely at Myke Rhines.

CHRIS ANGEL
Hey, Myke, I'd suggest you keep your lewd and hogwash comments to yourself because I'm prepared to send you through more than just a table today if you piss me off. You do remember that don't you? Good, and since your good pal Matthews isn't around anymore to save your sorry hide, I'd suggest you consider that every time you open that vagina you call a mouth!

The crowd bursts with excitement at Angel's rebuttal, obviously pleased. Rhines, on the other hand, scowls and shifts uncomfortably in his seat. With a grin, Angel leans back in the chair and crosses one leg over the other. The Texas Champion is composed and relaxed as he looks over to Versus Vince and nods his approval.

CHRIS ANGEL
When I was told that I'd be defending my title against three very capable wrestlers, I was surprised but very pleased that one of them was going to be you, Vince. I've watched you since the day you stepped into this fine federation, and I am happy to say that in the short time you've been here, you've shown not only ability but also total respect for this company. And that is something a lot of the young guys, even some of the old guys...

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Angel glances at Rhines before continuing.

CHRIS ANGEL
...do not have. People come in here and expect on account of their past experiences and accolades that they were entitled to a host of title matches. They figured they'd waltz in here and be handed the world on a silver platter. But not you, Vince. You came in with a fresh slate and an open mind. You fought tooth and nail and you climbed the ladder. I had my eye on you from the get go and I had wanted to approach you and see what you thought about being a team with yours truly. But you've gone and made a name for yourself and that it so much better. You've shown that you respect the business, that you respect your fellow wrestlers and in doing so, you've shown respect for yourself and for that alone, I will shake your hand.

Angel extends his hand towards Vince.

CHRIS ANGEL
But with that said, I have not forgotten that at Summer Bash, you will be squaring off against me in a four way elimination match and the good thing about elimination is that we can take out the undesirables first. But make no mistake, my friend, that when I step into that ring on that night, all bets are off. I will be a man on a mission and my mission is to beat everyone senseless and successfully defend my Texas Championship. Your star is bright, Vince, and it shines well enough. But right here, right now, my star burns like the sun and if I'm going down, I'm going nova and I'm taking everyone down with me. But till then, how about a drink?

Vince looks at Angel, and then to the crowd. He lets out a smile before accepting the handshake.[/color]

VERSUS VINCE
To be honest with you, I only drink to celebrate. And even then, until I turn 21, that drink of choice is whichever soda pop or energy drink is sponsoring SNW!

The audience lets out a hearty laugh.

VERSUS VINCE
Right now, having a Texas Championship match isn't worth celebrating. I will not celebrate, I will not take a drink, until that Texas Championship is around my waist, over my shoulder. I understand you'd like to face me, and that you think I'm a rising star here. No matter how long you're in SNW, you've always gotta make an impact. That's what I did when I first got here, and that's what I will always do. I first said I wasn't here to win championships, and that I wouldn't strive for success. But, you, Chris Angel, you've shown me that there's a bit of a happiness involved in the championship situation. That's why I will say you are a great adversary. That's why I will say we can be friends. And that's why I will say I look forward to facing you. But, you and I both know that at the Summer Bash... your title reign has to come to an end.

Vince lets out another smile before turning his direction back to the crowd. Angel lifts his eyebrows up, wondering where all this confidence came from. All of a sudden, we hear Danny Palis' voice shouting, without the aid of a mic, "STOP IT! STOP THIS CRAP RIGHT NOW!" The crowd boos with disdain as Danny Palis storms over to the set and pushes the swimming pool recliner that Vince is in over, sending Vince to the floor. Angel jumps up off his recliner and gets in Danny's face and the two of them are going at it as Myke Rhines gets the hell out of dodge.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Can't we all just get along?!

JASON MARTEL
Not when the biggest prize in the state of Texas is on the line!

Palis goes to punch Angel, only for Angel to fire back, peppering Palis with a series of right hand punches. Unbeknown to Palis, but seen by Angel, is Vince down on all fours, ready to trip Palis up. Angel staggers Palis with another right hand punch, and Palis falls over backward over Vince. Vince and Angel high-five each other as the crowd cheers them on. Vince then goes to pick Palis up and holds him in position for Angel. Angel backs up and goes for a big right hand punch, but Palis ducks down and Angel accidentally nails Vince with the punch. Angel can't believe it as he goes down to check on Vince as Palis takes off, laughing at Angel and Vince. Angel turns and sneers at Palis, but he doesn't give chase as Palis is too far gone. Vince is back to his feet as Angel turns around, and Vince shoves Angel in the chest, yelling at him what that was all about. The two start arguing, then proceed to get into a big scuffle as security runs out to separate them.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Leave it to Danny Palis to drive a wedge between these two!

JASON MARTEL
Oh please! The biggest prize in SNW will be on the line in three weeks, and these two were acting like they were going to exchange wedding vows! I for one am glad these two are ready to tear each other apart!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well speaking of Summer Bash, let's send it over to Brenda Price!

The shot statics out, then statics back in, where we see Brenda Price standing in front of the SNW Summer Bash banner, most likely located somewhere in the bowels of the Gordietorium. We can hear "Peace Sells" by Megadeth playing as the background music.

BRENDA PRICE
Well it's only three weeks away. Summer Bash, live on July 24 at 8 PM EST/7 PM CST, and only on PPV from the sold out Moody Coliseum in Dallas, Texas. As we saw there, tensions are running high as headlining Summer Bash will be a 4 Way Elimination match when SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Chris Angel, puts his title on the line against Versus Vince, Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, and Jack Clinton. And one must wonder what Clinton's condition will be going into that match considering the attack by his now former friend, Chris P.

Also at Summer Bash, it's the annual War Games. Two rings, an enclosed steel cage, and the doors on complete opposite sides of the two rings so that nobody from either team tries to jump anybody else from the other team before they can enter the cage. We will see James Jackson teaming up with the Perfect World, consisting of Matt Margera, Wench and Tyler Guevara, and minus Andy Lionheart after what transpired. They take on Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew. Now here's how War Games transpires. It starts with one member of each team going at it for five minutes. After the first five minutes, whoever won the coin toss earlier in the evening gets a one-person advantage for two minutes, then someone from the other team comes in. People enter the cage until all ten wrestlers are inside, then the Match Beyond begins. The War Games can only end when someone submits or surrenders. And it will be interesting to see who Matt Margera can find to replace Andy Lionheart.

I mentioned Chris P earlier. He will take on the winner of tonight's Von Erich Memorial Championship match, which pits the current champion, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, against Super Vader. So we could possibly see Super Vader wrestle twice in one night.

Also on the line will be the Texas Tag Team Titles as Death Sentence puts the belts on the line against SiMox, the Enforcers of Pain, the Switch Stallions, and Xtreme Team in an Ultimate X Match. The way this match works is that there will be wires hanging from poles on the far corners of both rings. The wires will form an X, with the Texas Tag Team belts hanging from the wires. Whoever can make it to the belts and retrieve them will be the Texas Tag Team Champions.

And another match just added to the card, a three-on-two handicap match pitting all three members of Y Kores against the Alley Ratz. No doubt Y Kores really would love to get their hands on the Alley Ratz now. Now I understand that SNW may announce another match or two for Summer Bash on SNW.com, so check back everyday for all the latest info on Summer Bash, live on PPV, July 24 at 8 PM EST/7 PM CST.

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[Hollywood]

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC echoes throughout the Gordietorium, and Robert Ravencroft, wearing a purple robe, appears in the arena as the lights go out. Alongside him, his sister, Lenore Ravencroft. A spotlight shines on the sibling duo.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by Lenore Ravencroft, from San Antonio, Texas, and with a weight of Two-Hundred and Fifty Pounds! Robert! Ravencroft!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, he's pretty knew here, and although he does much more than disrespect his sister, I'm interested in seeing more of what this kid has.

JASON MARTEL
Oh are you? He's merely just trying to keep his sister in line. You heard the rumors. She's trying to escape from him!

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's not exactly the nicest guy, if you paid any attention.

JASON MARTEL
His attitude is perfect for this business.

As Robert walks down to the ring, as the lights begin blinking back on. He throws his robe off, and climbs into the ring. The fans are booing intently at the anger-stricken competitor, whose sister trails him and stops on the opposite side of the ring. "The City Sleeps in Flames" by Scary Kids Scaring Kids plays, replacing "Hell's Bells." The fans are ecstatic, seeing Lucky Kage making his way to the ring. Most others are hyped up seeing Valerie Snyder at his side.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder, from Coon Rapids, Minnesota, and with a weight of Two Hundred and Sixty-Five Pounds! Lucky! Kage!

JASON MARTEL
Although I'm oblivious as to why this kid is cheered for, I'm thinking he's probably the most distant member of the Versus Violation.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, he's so distant that he's related...

JASON MARTEL
You know what I mean.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No, in your case, Kijar Donnelly would be the most distant. This kid is fresh here in the company, and I've been impressed by his work as of late.

JASON MARTEL
I also thought his loss to James Jackson was impressive. I even cheered.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I bet the only reason you even talk about the Versus Violation is their HPOA, Valerie.

JASON MARTEL
Mark, are you assuming I'm a pedophile?

MARK FOLLOWILL
You're hopeless.

Lucky raises his right arm, with a closed fist in the air for the cheering fans. Kage slaps hands with many of the fans, on his way down to the ring. Valerie stops at the apron, as he gets inside and taunts on the nearest turnbuckle. The referee calls for the bell.

Robert Ravencroft w/ Lenore Ravencroft vs Lucky Kage w/ Valerie Snyder
Robert yelled at his sister to remember what he told her to do. Lucky capitalized early, going for a Crucifix Pin. The stunned Ravencroft kicked out at 2. Ravencroft got to his feet, and started trading blows with Kage. Ravencroft hit a DDT, pounding Kage's head onto the mat, keeping himself in control for the next few minutes with moves like a clothesline, and a jawbreaker. He was in control for the next few moments, until he hooked up Kage for a Jumping Piledriver. Lucky spun out of it, and hit a vicious Powerbomb on his adversary. He followed up by going up top and hitting a Corkscrew Moonsault on his downed opponent. Control was Lucky's for the next several minutes, until Robert was pleading for Lenore to help him out. Lenore Ravencroft got atop the apron, and started yelling at the referee to maintain order. Valerie came over to stop Lenore, but she met her with a stiff kick to the chest. The two were in a catfight, causing Lucky Kage to observe. Robert got to his feet, and awaited Kage to turn around. Once he did, he was held up, and hit with the Good Nightmare. Ravencroft covered for the three count.
Winner: Robert Ravencroft

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Robert Ravencroft!

JASON MARTEL
And that's how you utilize your manager.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Robert obviously used Lenore to downright cheat like he had planned all along.

JASON MARTEL
Hey now, Valerie interfered as well.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Valerie had good reason. Lenore was scared, and only helped her brother because of the emotion.

JASON MARTEL
Whatever works.

Misty Crawford is knocking on the door to the Perfect World locker room. Actually, pounding on the door would be the more apt description. Matt Margera finally swings open the door.

MATT MARGERA
What the hell do you want?!

MISTY CRAWFORD
Matt, I think I speak for all the SNW fans when I ask why on earth did you order Tyler Guevera to take out Andy Lionheart, then leave him high and dry in the ring?!

MATT MARGERA
It's simple, Misty! Andy Lionheart's attitude does not fit in with the Perfect World. I kept asking him to come down to my house and do as Tyler Guevara did and train in the ring that is in the basement of the house that Wench and I call home. But every time I called him to ask, he'd say "I'll try." But alas, the punk ass bitch never showed up to train. Well we don't have time for that. We had a tag match, not against some scrub team like Bottoms Up, the Alternative Lifestylers, or Revelation and Valek, or even Chris Vallely and his ego... yes, I just went there... twice. Anyway, Tyler and Andy were put in the tag match you saw earlier against two members of the Destruction Crew. Not to mention we have the biggest match of our lives, the War Games: the Match Beyond. And what's Andy's response when I ask him to come train with Tyler? "I'll try." Well, trying won't cut it against the likes of Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew. So we have had no choice but to excommunicate Andy Lionheart from the Perfect World and cast him down into eternal damnation. Now get out of here!

Margera slams the door shut on Misty Crawford. Now we see video footage of Tyler Straven getting his ass handed to him by the Switch Stallions.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Up next, we will bring you the footage of Gordon Heath, Codi Shane, and the Sports Nutz publicly firing Tyler Straven and Steve before we went on the air! Stay tuned!

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[Hollywood]

The camera is panning the streets of Sundance Square, taking in the night life of Downtown Fort Worth as Mark Followill provides his voiceover.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Earlier tonight, before we went on the air, before we even had the non-televised match pitting Thumbtack Kevin against Chris Santigo, "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, Codi Shane, and the Sports Nutz came out to address the situation as it pertains to Tyler Straven and Steve. Here is the footage of what happened before we went on the air.

EARLIER THIS EVENING

We see Gordon Heath, Codi Shane, George Dunpork and Craig Mueller entering the ring. Codi has her mic in hand.

CODI SHANE
Before we begin with tonight's proceedings, we need to address a very important situation as it pertains to Tyler Straven and Steve. As you all know, Tyler Straven was scheduled to take part in the 4 Way Elimination match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship at Summer Bash on July 24. But apparently, that didn't mean the world to him. Allow my co-owner, Gordon Heath, to explain.

Codi hands the mic over to Gordie.

GORDIE
Over the course of the past couple of weeks, Tyler Straven and Steve had disclosed to me that they were going to be taking bookings with other wrestling promotions, which as you all know, I have no problem. Whenever someone can make extra money, especially in the world we live in today, they should jump all over that opportunity. However, Tyler and Steve were starting to blow off their commitments to SNW in lieu of these other bookings, which is not acceptable. Not only that, but when I went to the websites of these places they were wrestling for, low and behold I saw videos we had taped for them that were originally aired on SNW.com. Yet those two clowns were using these videos as if they had just taped them. Needless to say, the promoters of these other companies were none too pleased when they found out what Tyler and Steve were doing.

Finally, last week, it was time for the six man tag match pitting Chris Angel, Jack Clinton and Chris P against Tyler Straven, Steve and Danny Palis. Everyone except for Tyler and Steve had sent in a video they taped with our camera crew to be posted on SNW.com. I called up Tyler, as he was in charge of handling the affairs of Steve and himself, and I told him point blank, "If you and Steve are not going to be able to send something in... if you are going to f**k over the audience that made you a star and helped to propel you to the main event of Summer Bash, then by all means, tell me now and I can take care of it." And Tyler said "I cross my heart and hope to die, Steve and I will send something in." Well, needless to say, they didn't send something in, so I told him that if he couldn't win his six man tag match, he would leave SNW. Then, in an act of desperation, he got on the mic and went into business for himself, stating he'd leave SNW if he couldn't beat anybody who would answer his challenge. That's when I sent out the Switch Stallions and told him to f**k Straven up, and they did. As much as I rag on you, you do not deserve to get f**ked over by any of our wrestlers. And so help me God, if someone f**ks you all over, they are going to be called to the curb in front of all of you.

Now as far as George and Craig here go, they have been working hard behind the scenes to make SNW what it is right now. And in three weeks at Summer Bash, we are expected to announce the results of the election of a new SNW President. With that said, George and Craig will not be reassuming their positions as General Manager and Commissioner respectively. However, in the near future, you can expect them to be back in the ring, giving each and every one of you your moneys' worth. Thank you, and enjoy the show!

The camera shot switches back over to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting by.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a huge announcement from Gordon Heath.

JASON MARTEL
I know! The Sports Nutz soon returning to the ring!

Followill rolls his eyes.

MARK FOLLOWILL
No, you pinhead! Gordie and Codi Shane publicly firing Tyler Straven and Steve.

JASON MARTEL
Oh yeah, that. I have to say, I'm very disappointed in Tyler and Steve, as I thought they had all the talent in the world. But, you can't screw around both Gordon Heath and Codi Shane, because it will come back to haunt you.

We see a split screen shot of Kid Thunder and Super Vader warming up in their respective locker rooms.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Up next, Super Vader finally gets the rematch he's been waiting for as he takes on "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title!

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[Hollywood]

"El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama: Wine, Women and Song Mix" by White Zombie is playing in the background as we see highlights from past episodes of Guys Night Out, along with various highlights of Dallas/Fort Worth night life as Mark Followill provides his voiceover.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans in the DFW area, be sure to be at Fat Daddy's Sports and Spirits Cafe in Mansfield, Texas as SNW presents Guys Night Out. And for you fans outside DFW, tune in to SNW Guys Night Out, right here on the CW at Midnight CST. Guys Night Out... If there's a fight, we're going to start it!

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood hits over the PA, and the Gambler leads Super Vader down to the ring to a huge pop. Super Vader slowly wanders out, grunting and screaming with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is your main event of the evening and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship! Introducing first is the challenger. From Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing in at 450 lbs... accompanied to the ring by the Gambler... Super Vader!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Finally, after waiting several months after a brutal attack by Wench and Matt Margera, Super Vader gets his rightful shot at regaining the Von Erich Memorial Title, a title he didn't lose to begin with in his last title reign.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, it's not Alex Daniels' fault that Super Vader is such a lard ass that he gets hurt easier than Terry Glenn.

Super Vader does the Vader Time hand gesture with the ringside fans right before he enters the ring. His music dies down, and over the speakers we begin to hear the familiar tune of "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction, much to the dismay of the fans as they boo their lungs out. Kid Thunder, decked out in his white sleeveless vest with "KT" written in black on the back and white headband, doesn't seem to care as he appears from behind the curtain, proudly wearing his Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around his waist whilst outstretching his arms and smiling from ear to ear. He takes his time to make his way to the ring as he turns to various ringside fans, pointing to his belt, taunting them about how much better he is than them.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent is the new SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs... "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good lord! You fans really have no idea how arrogant Alex Daniels has become since winning the Von Erich Memorial Title. He's gotten so bad that Phil Jackson has called the SNW offices to complain about how much he can't stand Kid Thunder!

JASON MARTEL
Phil's just mad because Alex has made him look bad. Whereas Phil Jackson has had NBA rings handed to him by the likes of Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant, referees and David Stern, Alex Daniels has worked his ass off to get to where he is now!

Kid Thunder enters the ring, waving Super Vader away as he goes over to one of the corners to show off, only for Super Vader to run and crush Kid Thunder in the corner from behind to a deafening pop, all before Kid Thunder can take off his entrance gear and belt!

Von Erich Memorial Title
"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels(c) vs Super Vader

Super Vader started the match off punishing Kid Thunder, helping him to take off his entrance gear by ripping his headband and sleeveless vest both off, then clotheslining him down hard to the mat. Super Vader then took Kid Thunder's championship belt off and held it high in the air before handing it to the timekeeper. Super Vader would go on to dominate Kid Thunder for the first several minutes with his superior power and strength. But the momentum shifted into Kid Thunder's favor when Super Vader went for a Rocky Mountain High, only for Kid Thunder to roll out of the way and Super Vader to land hard on his ass, grimacing in pain whilst holding his backside. Kid Thunder would use his speed and quickness to keep Super Vader at bay, but made a huge mistake when he climbed to the top turnbuckle and went for a flying elbow drop, only for Super Vader to roll out of the way and Kid Thunder to crash to the mat. Super Vader worked Kid Thunder over for a bit, then went to run the ropes. Though his back was to Super Vader, Kid Thunder could see out of the corner of his eyes that Super Vader was rebounding off the ropes. Super Vader went for the Rocky Mountain Lariat, but Kid Thunder ducked down, and Super Vader throttled referee Rick Maynard with the lariat. Super Vader didn't seem to care as he continued to punish Kid Thunder, even flattening him with a Vader Bomb, but no one to count the pin. Then the crowd began to boo their lungs out as Matt Margera came walking down the aisle, getting the attention of the Gambler, who was ready to confront him. Super Vader was distracted as well, which allowed for Wench to come out through the crowd, hop the guardrail, slide into the ring and nail Super Vader with a low blow. The Gambler turned around to see what happened and ran into the ring, chasing Wench off, who laughed at him. Unbeknown to Gambler, Tyler Guevara had come out through the crowd on the other side of the ring and hopped the guardrail, sliding into the ring as Matt Margera slid in with him. Gambler turned around, and Margera nailed him with a Benihana, knocking Gambler right into a Hellbent For Destruction from Tyler Guevara. Mark Followill and Jason Martel were wondering out loud where the rest of the Destruction Crew was, and the camera shot switched to their locker room, which was in disarray, with the other three members lying face down on the floor, obviously having been attacked by the Perfect World during the match. Back to ringside, and Guevara and Margera have taken off with Wench. Kid Thunder had finally begun to stir about, looking up to see Super Vader down on the mat in the fetal position, holding his groin. The ref was struggling to get up as well. Kid Thunder struggled back to his feet, once again climbing to the top turnbuckle. This time around, he was able to land the flying elbow drop on Super Vader, then went for the pin as the ref struggled to make the count.













ONE!.....















TWO!......















THREE!

The fans booed their lungs out in disapproval as "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction hit over the loudspeakers and Kid Thunder rolled out of the ring, yanking his belt back from the timekeeper's table.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner, and still SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh you better believe there's going to be hell to pay for the Perfect World now!

JASON MARTEL
Alex Daniels just fought his ass off to retain his Von Erich Memorial Title, and you're pissed about the Perfect World?! Can you not see the forest for the trees, Fozzywill?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Come on, Jason! That was an injustice to end all injustices! I can't believe I'll be cheering for Goryokaku, but you better believe I'll be screaming for him and the Destruction Crew to eat the Perfect World for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper, dupper and dunch! For Jason Martel, I'm Mark Followill saying good night and remember to join us next Saturday night at Midnight CST for Guys Night Out live from Fat Daddy's Sports and Spirits Cafe in Mansfield, Texas!

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