Post by Bubba JD on Jun 30, 2010 22:04:25 GMT -6
Scene opens at the Traditions Buffet at the Shooting Star Casino, in Mahnomen, Minnesota. Killer Kong & Super Vader are chowing down, making pigs of themselves, as usual. Mauler & Mike Hanson are eating at a much slower pace, as though they're coming off a several day bender.
Gambler is walking into the restaraunt with Brenda Price. An employee points out the table that the Destruction Crew is making a mess out of.
Brenda Price
(sarcastic tone)
Hmmmm, lovely.
Gambler
They're a work in progress. I'm finally able to get them keep most of their junk on the table, as opposed to all over the floor.
Brenda looks on in complete disgust.
Gambler
Perhaps we should try to get this underway, while we can.
Brenda Price
That might be a good idea.
Gambler takes a couple of minutes to get the D-Crew assembled. Once they've settled at their table, Gambler signals to Brenda that it's safe to begin the interview.
Brenda Price
Thanks. Saturday Night Onslaught looks to be a pretty big show for the group. I'd like to start off with the tag team match. Mauler, you & Mike Hanson are set to face.....
Mauler
.....those bitches from The Perfect World? SNW has been hyping this match as a sneak peek of things to come at War Games. I hate to break it to SNW officials, but they may want another match for Summer Bash. There's no way in hell that the Perfect World is going to survive until then.
Mike Hanson
Apparently, what The Perfect World hasn't figured out is that warfare is something we live for. We're not happy unless we're getting into a fight with somebody. Many days, we have to pick fights with each other, just for something to do. It never matters if the fight's taking place in a bar, in a back alley, at a beach, nightclub, daycare.....doesn't matter. Put us in a cage with no rules and you make us happy men.
Brenda Price
Happy?
Mauler
You heard him right. We love it when we're put in a cage. No where to run to. No where to hide. Since we have to wait for that, we'll gladly take this simple tag team match. This is nothing more then an excuse for us to show Guevara & Lionheart just how bad their beatings are going to be. Consider this a demonstration, of sorts.
Mike Hanson
Rest assured, we won't be showing any mercy. We won't be concerning ourselves with technicalities like rules, on Saturday. It'll be just like our upcoming War Games Match.
Mauler & Hanson laugh sadistically, almost to the point of creeping Brenda out.
Brenda Price
Moving right along. Super Vader....
Gambler
Allow me to interrupt, for a moment. Super Vader's finally cashing in on his big moment. This is an opportunity that he's been busting his ass for. While Lady Luck wouldn't allow him to gain retribution against Wench, by taking the Von Erich Memorial Title from her, the end result is still the same. The only difference is that the Vegas Oddsmakers view this match as a bigger money match. Those of us with money on this now stand to gain more money, regardless of the winner.
Considering what kind of a match Alex had against Wench, last week, it's no secret that he won't have what it takes to face a man such as Super Vader. We're holding all the cards, at this point. Nothing can stop the big man from regaining the very thing that he was robbed of, several months ago.
Super Vader
Daniels....it's time! IT'S TIME! IT'S VA.....
Gambler
Woah....I think that's still trademarked, man. You looking for another lawsuit?
Super Vader begins cursing, as he walks off to the buffet. Killer Kong, having finished some food, goes after him to calm him down. Brenda Price decides it's wise to bail out, while the going's good. Scene fades out.
Gambler is walking into the restaraunt with Brenda Price. An employee points out the table that the Destruction Crew is making a mess out of.
Brenda Price
(sarcastic tone)
Hmmmm, lovely.
Gambler
They're a work in progress. I'm finally able to get them keep most of their junk on the table, as opposed to all over the floor.
Brenda looks on in complete disgust.
Gambler
Perhaps we should try to get this underway, while we can.
Brenda Price
That might be a good idea.
Gambler takes a couple of minutes to get the D-Crew assembled. Once they've settled at their table, Gambler signals to Brenda that it's safe to begin the interview.
Brenda Price
Thanks. Saturday Night Onslaught looks to be a pretty big show for the group. I'd like to start off with the tag team match. Mauler, you & Mike Hanson are set to face.....
Mauler
.....those bitches from The Perfect World? SNW has been hyping this match as a sneak peek of things to come at War Games. I hate to break it to SNW officials, but they may want another match for Summer Bash. There's no way in hell that the Perfect World is going to survive until then.
Mike Hanson
Apparently, what The Perfect World hasn't figured out is that warfare is something we live for. We're not happy unless we're getting into a fight with somebody. Many days, we have to pick fights with each other, just for something to do. It never matters if the fight's taking place in a bar, in a back alley, at a beach, nightclub, daycare.....doesn't matter. Put us in a cage with no rules and you make us happy men.
Brenda Price
Happy?
Mauler
You heard him right. We love it when we're put in a cage. No where to run to. No where to hide. Since we have to wait for that, we'll gladly take this simple tag team match. This is nothing more then an excuse for us to show Guevara & Lionheart just how bad their beatings are going to be. Consider this a demonstration, of sorts.
Mike Hanson
Rest assured, we won't be showing any mercy. We won't be concerning ourselves with technicalities like rules, on Saturday. It'll be just like our upcoming War Games Match.
Mauler & Hanson laugh sadistically, almost to the point of creeping Brenda out.
Brenda Price
Moving right along. Super Vader....
Gambler
Allow me to interrupt, for a moment. Super Vader's finally cashing in on his big moment. This is an opportunity that he's been busting his ass for. While Lady Luck wouldn't allow him to gain retribution against Wench, by taking the Von Erich Memorial Title from her, the end result is still the same. The only difference is that the Vegas Oddsmakers view this match as a bigger money match. Those of us with money on this now stand to gain more money, regardless of the winner.
Considering what kind of a match Alex had against Wench, last week, it's no secret that he won't have what it takes to face a man such as Super Vader. We're holding all the cards, at this point. Nothing can stop the big man from regaining the very thing that he was robbed of, several months ago.
Super Vader
Daniels....it's time! IT'S TIME! IT'S VA.....
Gambler
Woah....I think that's still trademarked, man. You looking for another lawsuit?
Super Vader begins cursing, as he walks off to the buffet. Killer Kong, having finished some food, goes after him to calm him down. Brenda Price decides it's wise to bail out, while the going's good. Scene fades out.
