Post by hbh on Jul 1, 2010 13:36:17 GMT -6
Chris Santigo is seen coming out of a local gym when Brenda Price comes up to him for an interview.
Brenda: Excuse me, Chris could i please get a moment of your time?
Chris: Uh, yeah I guess. I mean I'm not doing anything important right now.
Brenda: Great. Okay first of all, I'd like to welcome you to SNW.
Chris: Thanks, It's great to be here.
Brenda: Secondly, I'd like to know whats your opinion about your opponent?
Chris: You know, I recently saw the movie Kick-Ass. One of the superheros in the film was called Big Daddy and he kept calling Kick Ass, Ass Kicked, and as far as I'm concerned that whats going to happen to Kevin when I get into the ring with him. I mean look at me, My body is a well-oiled, no-limit ass kicking machine. Kevin might've won some titles at some other places but this is SNW, so those titles mean nothing hereso he can try to gloat about and brag about having won a few championships at other companies but now here. Now I'm looking to make an impact here and I'm going to start by leaving a impact and Kevin's face with My size 15 feet.
Brenda: I heard Kevin got interviewed earlier and he said "He doesn't know how quick I am in the ring" what are your thoughts on that?
Chris: Brenda, you ever seen a train move? Have you ever seen now fast a big ol' train moves? For a 25 ton piece of metal they can move and are extremly powerful. I'm like a train, fast and strong. I've never seen Kevin wrestle before and this is My first time wrestling professionally, but it'd be a safe bet to say anybody who faces me is going to have their hands full.
Santigo walks away from Brenda, gets in his car leaving Brenda standing infront of the gym with her camera man as the scene fades to black
Brenda: Excuse me, Chris could i please get a moment of your time?
Chris: Uh, yeah I guess. I mean I'm not doing anything important right now.
Brenda: Great. Okay first of all, I'd like to welcome you to SNW.
Chris: Thanks, It's great to be here.
Brenda: Secondly, I'd like to know whats your opinion about your opponent?
Chris: You know, I recently saw the movie Kick-Ass. One of the superheros in the film was called Big Daddy and he kept calling Kick Ass, Ass Kicked, and as far as I'm concerned that whats going to happen to Kevin when I get into the ring with him. I mean look at me, My body is a well-oiled, no-limit ass kicking machine. Kevin might've won some titles at some other places but this is SNW, so those titles mean nothing hereso he can try to gloat about and brag about having won a few championships at other companies but now here. Now I'm looking to make an impact here and I'm going to start by leaving a impact and Kevin's face with My size 15 feet.
Brenda: I heard Kevin got interviewed earlier and he said "He doesn't know how quick I am in the ring" what are your thoughts on that?
Chris: Brenda, you ever seen a train move? Have you ever seen now fast a big ol' train moves? For a 25 ton piece of metal they can move and are extremly powerful. I'm like a train, fast and strong. I've never seen Kevin wrestle before and this is My first time wrestling professionally, but it'd be a safe bet to say anybody who faces me is going to have their hands full.
Santigo walks away from Brenda, gets in his car leaving Brenda standing infront of the gym with her camera man as the scene fades to black