Post by emokid on Jul 7, 2010 14:49:24 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara is seen walking down Main Street in Down town Fort Worth at about 8:00 AM. He wears blue jeans, a "Them Crooked Vultures" t-shirt, and black anarchy converses. He talks as he makes his way forward.
TYLER GUEVARA: I'm going to get it off my chest. I'm tired of having to face the retard crew. But, it has to go on. I'm not going to stop until everyone of them are in a coma. They represent Americana to its fullest, and it makes me sick. THey are proud, therefore I am pissed off. How can you be proud of a country that supports war. Our Democratic President, if you want to call him that, put Gen. David Petraeus, someone that I've fought, and almost got kicked out of the military for making him look like a pussy, and someone that abandoned our troops back in charge. Do you really want to support a country that put your biggest saboteurs back in charge. Bush did it with Schwarzkopf, and now we have Petraeus. In my head, I see Gen. Petraeus in your faces, and you two are targets.
STOPS WALKING
You two are everything that is wrong with this business. I say it over and over, time after time, that you two don't belong in my sport. You play up to these fans, like you owe them something. And, vice versa. You try to be this huge role model team to these kids. How dare you take such a role. You can't be role models, because to be a role model, you have to hve somewhat of an education. You have to have some sort of intelligence. I doubt you two know what pi is. Come on tell me what pi makes up. Well, I'm guessing you paused the promo because you had to think about it, right? Totally understandable, because none of you are me. And because of that, I'm not even going to give you the answer. You don't deserve it.
Looks to the side and sees a Summer Bash poster
America is a doomed country, because we have a country full of people like this. I see our Summer Bash poster, and it disgusts me. It offends me greatly, because America finds this entertaining. Two girls making out. This makes us look really cheap, and the creator is proud of himself, right? (sigh) Not that there is much you can do about it now, but it devalues this company. It makes us look sleazy. But, Americans love sleazy, right? America praises smut. The destruction crew, these role models of yours, appreciates this smut. I have an idea, I'm a bigger role model, why don't you put my face on a poster. That way, when people walk up and down this street they can look at that poster, and say, "Now there's someone that we canlook up to." But, creators are afraid to put my face on a poster. Why? Because I'm not PC? I'm not family-friendly. Too damn bad. I'm Tyler Guevara. I know I'm a Role Model.
Freedom is just a fairytale. Kong, Vader be forewarned that the Perfect World is after you. You have disgraced us, by even being in SNW. You are everything that is wrong with this business, and at Summer Bash, you and your new honorary retard, Goryokaku will find out just how damn serious I can be. You can learn how serious Wench can be. And damned if you can't guess how serious Matt Margera can be. I'll see you at GNO.
Tyler walks off, as the cameras fade to black.
TYLER GUEVARA: I'm going to get it off my chest. I'm tired of having to face the retard crew. But, it has to go on. I'm not going to stop until everyone of them are in a coma. They represent Americana to its fullest, and it makes me sick. THey are proud, therefore I am pissed off. How can you be proud of a country that supports war. Our Democratic President, if you want to call him that, put Gen. David Petraeus, someone that I've fought, and almost got kicked out of the military for making him look like a pussy, and someone that abandoned our troops back in charge. Do you really want to support a country that put your biggest saboteurs back in charge. Bush did it with Schwarzkopf, and now we have Petraeus. In my head, I see Gen. Petraeus in your faces, and you two are targets.
STOPS WALKING
You two are everything that is wrong with this business. I say it over and over, time after time, that you two don't belong in my sport. You play up to these fans, like you owe them something. And, vice versa. You try to be this huge role model team to these kids. How dare you take such a role. You can't be role models, because to be a role model, you have to hve somewhat of an education. You have to have some sort of intelligence. I doubt you two know what pi is. Come on tell me what pi makes up. Well, I'm guessing you paused the promo because you had to think about it, right? Totally understandable, because none of you are me. And because of that, I'm not even going to give you the answer. You don't deserve it.
Looks to the side and sees a Summer Bash poster
America is a doomed country, because we have a country full of people like this. I see our Summer Bash poster, and it disgusts me. It offends me greatly, because America finds this entertaining. Two girls making out. This makes us look really cheap, and the creator is proud of himself, right? (sigh) Not that there is much you can do about it now, but it devalues this company. It makes us look sleazy. But, Americans love sleazy, right? America praises smut. The destruction crew, these role models of yours, appreciates this smut. I have an idea, I'm a bigger role model, why don't you put my face on a poster. That way, when people walk up and down this street they can look at that poster, and say, "Now there's someone that we canlook up to." But, creators are afraid to put my face on a poster. Why? Because I'm not PC? I'm not family-friendly. Too damn bad. I'm Tyler Guevara. I know I'm a Role Model.
Freedom is just a fairytale. Kong, Vader be forewarned that the Perfect World is after you. You have disgraced us, by even being in SNW. You are everything that is wrong with this business, and at Summer Bash, you and your new honorary retard, Goryokaku will find out just how damn serious I can be. You can learn how serious Wench can be. And damned if you can't guess how serious Matt Margera can be. I'll see you at GNO.
Tyler walks off, as the cameras fade to black.
