Post by Bubba JD on Jul 7, 2010 21:48:11 GMT -6
Scene opens outside a Waffle House, duringh the overnight hours. A large, older model cargo van pulls into the parking lot, sputtering. Thick smoke comes out of the exhaust. The van lets out a loud bang, much like a large shotgun, as the van shuts off. Moments later, Super Vader & Killer Kong get out, choking & gagging. Several people, including customers & employees are coming out to see what big deal is.
Super Vader
Doesn't your cousin believe in maintenance? The fumes were thick enough to kill a herd of elephants.
Killer Kong
I don't see what the problem is. The van runs like a dream.
Super Vader
Bad dream, perhaps.
Killer Kong sees everyone staring.
Killer Kong
Nothing to see here, people. No need for looky-loos! Go back about your business....(under his breathe)....lousy fucking schmucks.
The crowd slowly starts going to back to what they were doing. As the crowd disperses, Luna Vachon is spotted, approaching the duo.
Luna Vachon
You're cousin's van, again?
Killer Kong flips off Luna.
Super Vader
Don't you have somewhere to be, like a padded cell?
Luna quickly flips Super Vader the bird.
Luna Vachon
I don't want to be with you guys at this low rent roadside cafe anymore then you want to be near me. We'd be doing each other a huge favor by getting this clusterfuck overwith.
Killer Kong
Fine with me. I've got better things to do then waste my time like this.
Luna Vachon
Yeah, you'd rather be stuffing your face.
Killer Kong makes a gesture, threatening to backhand Luna.
Luna Vachon
Bring it on, tubby.
Super Vader seperates them, giving them both evil looks.
Luna Vachon
(after calming down)
Anyway, Guy's Night Out is fast approaching. The two of you are scheduled to finally take on rivals, Tyler Guevara & Wench. Even to the casual observer, this match is expected to be a prelude of Summer Bash.
Super Vader
You forgot to mention a key piece of information, Luna. Wench is now the former Von Erich Memorial Champion. Honestly, it couldn't have happened fast enough. Only thing that would've made this better is if I had been the one taking the title from her.
Killer Kong
That chance will come soon enough. First concern is to torture Guevara & Wench at Guy's Night Out. What they need right now is several sleepless nights, wondering just what's going to happen to them at Summer Bash. Wench needs to worry about her family & how she's going to care for them, when she's no longer able to care for herself.
Super Vader
She may just have to figure that out, soon enough. I remember having my ankle ruined several months back, because of the Wench & Matt Margera. They're going to find out what I had to go through, when I crush their ankles.
This will be much more then a prelude, when Tyler Guevara becomes our personal lab rat.
Killer Kong
Guevara....you're going to feel like you're a real lab rat, as we find new & more effective ways of kicking ass. We have no problems using your ass when we find out new & more disturbing ways of planting our feet up it. To paraphrase one of our favorite movie lines, "We're going to make you squeal like a pig"!
Luna looks at Killer Kong with a strange look on her face.
Luna vachon
I think I'd better call it a day, before I begin squealing like a pig.
Luna runs like a bat out of Hell, as Killer Kong & Super Vader look on, puzzled.
Killer Kong
Was it something I said?
Scene fades to black.
Super Vader
Doesn't your cousin believe in maintenance? The fumes were thick enough to kill a herd of elephants.
Killer Kong
I don't see what the problem is. The van runs like a dream.
Super Vader
Bad dream, perhaps.
Killer Kong sees everyone staring.
Killer Kong
Nothing to see here, people. No need for looky-loos! Go back about your business....(under his breathe)....lousy fucking schmucks.
The crowd slowly starts going to back to what they were doing. As the crowd disperses, Luna Vachon is spotted, approaching the duo.
Luna Vachon
You're cousin's van, again?
Killer Kong flips off Luna.
Super Vader
Don't you have somewhere to be, like a padded cell?
Luna quickly flips Super Vader the bird.
Luna Vachon
I don't want to be with you guys at this low rent roadside cafe anymore then you want to be near me. We'd be doing each other a huge favor by getting this clusterfuck overwith.
Killer Kong
Fine with me. I've got better things to do then waste my time like this.
Luna Vachon
Yeah, you'd rather be stuffing your face.
Killer Kong makes a gesture, threatening to backhand Luna.
Luna Vachon
Bring it on, tubby.
Super Vader seperates them, giving them both evil looks.
Luna Vachon
(after calming down)
Anyway, Guy's Night Out is fast approaching. The two of you are scheduled to finally take on rivals, Tyler Guevara & Wench. Even to the casual observer, this match is expected to be a prelude of Summer Bash.
Super Vader
You forgot to mention a key piece of information, Luna. Wench is now the former Von Erich Memorial Champion. Honestly, it couldn't have happened fast enough. Only thing that would've made this better is if I had been the one taking the title from her.
Killer Kong
That chance will come soon enough. First concern is to torture Guevara & Wench at Guy's Night Out. What they need right now is several sleepless nights, wondering just what's going to happen to them at Summer Bash. Wench needs to worry about her family & how she's going to care for them, when she's no longer able to care for herself.
Super Vader
She may just have to figure that out, soon enough. I remember having my ankle ruined several months back, because of the Wench & Matt Margera. They're going to find out what I had to go through, when I crush their ankles.
This will be much more then a prelude, when Tyler Guevara becomes our personal lab rat.
Killer Kong
Guevara....you're going to feel like you're a real lab rat, as we find new & more effective ways of kicking ass. We have no problems using your ass when we find out new & more disturbing ways of planting our feet up it. To paraphrase one of our favorite movie lines, "We're going to make you squeal like a pig"!
Luna looks at Killer Kong with a strange look on her face.
Luna vachon
I think I'd better call it a day, before I begin squealing like a pig.
Luna runs like a bat out of Hell, as Killer Kong & Super Vader look on, puzzled.
Killer Kong
Was it something I said?
Scene fades to black.
