Post by robertravencroft on Jul 8, 2010 10:11:07 GMT -6
the scene begins in a dark alley way two nights before guy's night out as robert ravencroft walks along the streets of mansfield by himself because as per his word he had allowed lenore to visit her boyfriend at the hospital but now lots of things begin to stir in his match involving his upcoming triple threat match
robert ravencroft: So i have to fight some nutjob named thumbtack kevin and some generic buff dude named chris santiago just great.
he looks up at the cloudy sky
robert ravencroft: Well if all i have to do is just pin one of these morons that should be easy enough though valerie snyder might try to foil my plans given the events of last week's onslaught bah if she even so much as attempts to interfere i will show her the meaning of the word pain.
it begins to rain as robert ravencroft remembers his past match
robert ravencroft: Poor lucky he was so close but thanks to my good sister i managed to sneak a win over that gullible idiot but somehow someway he's found his way in my presence and i gotta fight him at the summer bash in a street fight but what lucky santiago and kevin don't know about me is that i am the embodiment of hardcore there is nobody in the snw who can inflict as much pain on the human body as me! i don't need a ring i don't need a audience all i need is a opponent and i'll fight just about anywhere.
as the rain continues robert slaps his forehead as he realizes he's gotten a bit off track and should be focusing on this week's match
robert ravencroft: Silly me got a little off track but anyways back to my triple threat match thumbtack kevin is just some poor wrestling fan who thinks he belongs in the ring he pretends to act all tough and extreme but deep down he's scared and afraid that when he steps into that ring he might not come out alive he won't be a threat to me whatsoever but there's always a chance the coward can become the lion that's why i have informed lenore to take action if i start finding the fight to be too difficult for my tastes i already allowed her to see her boyfriend so i imagine as long as i promise her time with her beloved she'll keep cheating and helping me with my devious plans it's that simple lenore's the rat and lover boy austin virgo's the cheese' funny thing is she doesn't know that i plan to manipulate her sweet heart into doing my bidding just as i did with her.
he gets a call on his cellphone and picks it up
robert ravencroft: Hello?.
lenore ravencroft: Hey brother what's up?.
robert ravencroft: Can ya call back later? i am kinda having a moment to myself right now.
lenore ravencroft: So your not nervous about your triple threat match?.
robert ravencroft: Why would i be? some loser who thinks he's some kind of extreme super hero and some buff guy who has the personality of a stump nope nothing to be nervous about.
lenore ravencroft: Is that so? well i just called to say thanks for letting me see my lover.
he smiles as he realizes his plan is working out perfectly
robert ravencroft: don't mention it sweet sister.
lenore ravencroft: Yeah at first i was against the whole cheating thing you proposed but i did it anyways and you held up your end of the bargain i am spending time with austin now.
robert ravencroft: What does this mean for my match?.
lenore ravencroft: It means
even though i still feel bad about all this and think it's wrong i'll be there to help you with anything as long as i can spend time with my sweet heart .
robert ravencroft: Excellent well enjoy yourself and tell mister virgo i said hi.
lenore ravencroft: okay i'll tell him him you said hi .
she says this all with a hint of sarcasm
robert ravencroft: So how he feeling?.
lenore ravencroft: he's in a bit of a depression right now he used to be a wrestler ya know until this freak accident.
robert ravencroft:Well let him know when he gets out he's welcome to come down to snw anytime he wants and if anyone ever gives him trouble i'll set things straight.
lenore ravencroft: Oh your best brother ever!.
robert ravencroft: And your the best sister ever just remember to keep up the good work.
lenore ravencroft: Don't worry i will so until saturday goodbye robbie.
he closes his phone and growls
robert ravencroft: Gah i hate when she calls me robbie it's so humiliating.
he looks at a clock through the window of a nearby shop
robert ravencroft: Well i've wasted enough time on these streets it's about time i take a swing at the good old punching bag with my opponent's faces painted on each side but come saturday both of them will be my own personal punching bags the only difference my punching bags back home don't scream or bleed but that's what makes it fun.
he starts laughing like a maniac as a fog starts to roll in and the promo fades to black
robert ravencroft: So i have to fight some nutjob named thumbtack kevin and some generic buff dude named chris santiago just great.
he looks up at the cloudy sky
robert ravencroft: Well if all i have to do is just pin one of these morons that should be easy enough though valerie snyder might try to foil my plans given the events of last week's onslaught bah if she even so much as attempts to interfere i will show her the meaning of the word pain.
it begins to rain as robert ravencroft remembers his past match
robert ravencroft: Poor lucky he was so close but thanks to my good sister i managed to sneak a win over that gullible idiot but somehow someway he's found his way in my presence and i gotta fight him at the summer bash in a street fight but what lucky santiago and kevin don't know about me is that i am the embodiment of hardcore there is nobody in the snw who can inflict as much pain on the human body as me! i don't need a ring i don't need a audience all i need is a opponent and i'll fight just about anywhere.
as the rain continues robert slaps his forehead as he realizes he's gotten a bit off track and should be focusing on this week's match
robert ravencroft: Silly me got a little off track but anyways back to my triple threat match thumbtack kevin is just some poor wrestling fan who thinks he belongs in the ring he pretends to act all tough and extreme but deep down he's scared and afraid that when he steps into that ring he might not come out alive he won't be a threat to me whatsoever but there's always a chance the coward can become the lion that's why i have informed lenore to take action if i start finding the fight to be too difficult for my tastes i already allowed her to see her boyfriend so i imagine as long as i promise her time with her beloved she'll keep cheating and helping me with my devious plans it's that simple lenore's the rat and lover boy austin virgo's the cheese' funny thing is she doesn't know that i plan to manipulate her sweet heart into doing my bidding just as i did with her.
he gets a call on his cellphone and picks it up
robert ravencroft: Hello?.
lenore ravencroft: Hey brother what's up?.
robert ravencroft: Can ya call back later? i am kinda having a moment to myself right now.
lenore ravencroft: So your not nervous about your triple threat match?.
robert ravencroft: Why would i be? some loser who thinks he's some kind of extreme super hero and some buff guy who has the personality of a stump nope nothing to be nervous about.
lenore ravencroft: Is that so? well i just called to say thanks for letting me see my lover.
he smiles as he realizes his plan is working out perfectly
robert ravencroft: don't mention it sweet sister.
lenore ravencroft: Yeah at first i was against the whole cheating thing you proposed but i did it anyways and you held up your end of the bargain i am spending time with austin now.
robert ravencroft: What does this mean for my match?.
lenore ravencroft: It means
even though i still feel bad about all this and think it's wrong i'll be there to help you with anything as long as i can spend time with my sweet heart .
robert ravencroft: Excellent well enjoy yourself and tell mister virgo i said hi.
lenore ravencroft: okay i'll tell him him you said hi .
she says this all with a hint of sarcasm
robert ravencroft: So how he feeling?.
lenore ravencroft: he's in a bit of a depression right now he used to be a wrestler ya know until this freak accident.
robert ravencroft:Well let him know when he gets out he's welcome to come down to snw anytime he wants and if anyone ever gives him trouble i'll set things straight.
lenore ravencroft: Oh your best brother ever!.
robert ravencroft: And your the best sister ever just remember to keep up the good work.
lenore ravencroft: Don't worry i will so until saturday goodbye robbie.
he closes his phone and growls
robert ravencroft: Gah i hate when she calls me robbie it's so humiliating.
he looks at a clock through the window of a nearby shop
robert ravencroft: Well i've wasted enough time on these streets it's about time i take a swing at the good old punching bag with my opponent's faces painted on each side but come saturday both of them will be my own personal punching bags the only difference my punching bags back home don't scream or bleed but that's what makes it fun.
he starts laughing like a maniac as a fog starts to roll in and the promo fades to black
