Post by Jillie on Jul 20, 2010 22:42:27 GMT -6
The scene opens at the Darkness Casino. The background is full of people enjoying some gambling, a football game on the big screens, and drinks. There are several familiar SNW faces amongst the crowd. In the foreground, Brenda Price is sitting with “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, and “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, all perched on stools in a semi circle around a table. There is a daiquiri in front of Price, coke in Samu’s hand, a short glass of vodka at Kotch’s place, and Rotchester is nursing a beer and smoking. Y Kores are not their usual good-natured selves.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores, who, after a couple of weeks of silence following their…incident…with The Alley Ratz, have asked me for this time.
That’s right. We told you that when we had something to say, we would call you up.
Ve have said that ve are no lonker goink to talk just for the sake of talkink – ve vill only say somethink vhen somethink needs to be said.
I’d say that after what ‘appened last week between us and the Alley Ratz, somethin’ definitely needs to be said.
Alright. Let’s take a look at how their match ended at the last installment of Guy’s Night Out.
Footage plays on the screen…
The camera comes back to the ladies, all of whom look pretty angry.
To say that this came out of nowhere is a gross understatement, Brenda. It started out simply enough. The Sixth Street Assassins interfered in the match and Twitch thought Rory smashed him in the head with the chair. It’s an easy mistake to make. It happens all the time. But things got completely out of hand from there.
I was tryin’ to explain what ‘appened – to clear up the confusion. After all, The Ratz ‘ave been our mates for some time. We’ve ‘ad our share of matches against ‘em, but it’s always in good sportsmanship.
Do you ladies have any idea why Eddy and Twitch attacked you last week? Perhaps some misunderstanding backstage? A long-brewing grudge? Anything?
Ve have done nothink to the Ratz that vould provoke such a response. If they are angry about the supposed chair shot, all they vould need to do is vatch the tape and see that I clearly did not hit them. As ve know they are smart enough to do that, there is some other reason for this attack, although ve cannot fathom vhat that reason might be.
Last week, it was announced that Adriana and Rory will be competing in the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship Ulitmate X Match at Summer Bash, which will be held this weekend. Alley Ratz were also added to this match, joining Enforcers of Pain, Xtreme Team, Switch Stallions, and the Champions, Death Sentence. How is this new development with the Alley Ratz affect this match?
The truth of the matter is we just don’t know, Brenda. There are two out comes; either the Ratz and Y Kores have a little tete-a-tete and we compete like the professionals we are, or things are going to get ugly.
[Addressing the camera] Boys, ve vant to let ye know that if ve did anythink a normal person vould consider offensive enough to deserve beink Yakuza kicked out of a chair or gettink a couple of chairs to the head, please let us know, and ve’ll do vhat ve can to make it right.
That being said, we know that you two are anything but normal. So if you just attacked us for the fun of it, out of jealousy, to make an example of us, to prove a point, or for any other non-reason, we simply can not let this slide. You can be assured that if we show up to Summer Bash and we have not made amends with you, we will not be showing up as the good sports we usually are.
Kotch starts twirling her pipe in her hand.
If you have used my non-chair-shot as an excuse for gratuitous violence…vell, you vill see vhat gratuitous violence is really like.
Only, it’s not gratuitous if ye have a reason for it, love.
And as it stands, Ratz, we definitely have a reason.
Well, here’s hoping the Ratz come to their senses and take up your offer for peace. Now, what about the rest of your opponents?
None of them have really said much thus far, which sort of surprises me, to be honest. We have a long history with Syco and Dave, and are excited to meet them in the ring as the honorable opponents we always are. We also know ST and Benson very well, but on a more sour note, and I’m sure they’ll put up a good fight.
Ve have crossed paths vith Kijar and Seth, as vell as the Champs, Reaper and Cyanide. Ve may not know them as vell as the other three teams, but ve have done our homevork, as alvays, and ve vill not be underprepared.
And just a word of caution for you eight boys; just because we are a little preoccupied with the state of our relationship with Eddy and Twitch right now certainly doesn’t mean we are distracted from the task at hand. We have both friends and foes in that ring, but in the end you are all as equal opponents as the rest in our eyes, and regardless of what happens between us and the Ratz, or any of the rest of you, between now and then, we will be ready, and we will be as motivated as ever to strap that gold around our waists.
Let’s move on, then, to Petrina. You are set to face…uh…Thumbtack Kevin, who has just recently joined the SNW roster. With all this drama surrounding the Alley Ratz, how are you working to focus on your upcoming match?
Whatever ‘appens with the Ratz between now an’ the Bash won’t really affect me match, I’d bet. I’ll ‘ave Xander outside for me to help me out should Eddy ‘n’ Twitch try anythin’ sneaky again, an’ if m’ladies need me help in their match I’ll be there for ‘em, but other’n that, I’m gonna leave the problem in Dria and Rory’s capable ‘ands.
What, then, of Thumbtack Kevin?
That lad looks like ‘e ‘as some talent. I caught ‘is match this past week on Guys Night Out, an’ it seems t’me that if it ‘adn’t been for that chick…whatever ‘er name is…liftin’ up ‘er shirt like a common ‘arlot, ol’ Thumbtack woulda ‘ad the match won. I’m actually lookin’ forward to this match because I know things are gonna get outta ‘and, and those’re the kind o’matches I love.
We haven’t yet heard from Thumbtack Kevin himself, but what would you say to him?
Well, I ‘ate to sound like a broken record, but I’ll make an exception this time, ‘cause ‘e’s a rookie; Kevin, don’ underestimate me. If ye think I’m scared of a barbed-wire bat an’ a few thumbtacks, ye’ve got another thing comin’. I want to make sure the lads and lasses in the stands on Saturday get their money’s worth, so ye’d better show up with yer A Game. I know I’ll be bringin’ mine.
Ladies, that’s all the time we have for today. Thank you very much for taking the time to talk with me, and good luck this weekend.
All three ladies nod and express their thanks to Brenda for having them as the scene fades.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores, who, after a couple of weeks of silence following their…incident…with The Alley Ratz, have asked me for this time.
That’s right. We told you that when we had something to say, we would call you up.
Ve have said that ve are no lonker goink to talk just for the sake of talkink – ve vill only say somethink vhen somethink needs to be said.
I’d say that after what ‘appened last week between us and the Alley Ratz, somethin’ definitely needs to be said.
Alright. Let’s take a look at how their match ended at the last installment of Guy’s Night Out.
Footage plays on the screen…
All of a sudden, running down to the ring came the Maximilian Cortez and Constantine Ramos, aka the Sixth Street Assassins. They grabbed referee Danny Travers and threw him out of the ring. Twitch came running after them, only for the Sixth Street Assassins to take him down with a double hip toss. Adriana Samu, Jason Martel and Mark Followill were all trying to make sense of what the hell was going on. Rory Kotch grabbed her pipe that was lying down in her team's corner, ran in and nailed both Maximilian Cortez and Constantine Ramos with her pipe to a huge pop from the crowd. Eddy had taken Rotchester down with a snap suplex on the floor outside the ring, as well as shoving Xander Nova down to the floor, prompting security to run out and help Nova to the back as a precaution given his health history. Eddy then looked up to see Kotch playing to the crowd, holding her pipe up in the air. So in response, Eddy ran and knocked Samu out of her seat with a running Yakuza kick, then grabbed the chair she was sitting in. He slid into the ring, and right as Kotch turned around, Eddy smashed her over the head with the chair, busting her wide open.
MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is Eddy doing?!
JASON MARTEL
He thinks Rory Kotch is the one that laid out Twitch when in fact it was the Sixth Street Assassins. But hey, if this means no more Y Kores, I won't complain!
Twitch is back to his feet and grabs the chair out of Eddy's hand, yelling at him. Eddy throws his hands up in the air, apologizing as he said he thought that it was Kotch that laid Twitch out. Twitch explains what happens, then shrugs his shoulders and smashes the chair over Kotch's head just as she had struggled back up to her knees, knocking her right back down as the crowd is now booing the Alley Ratz out of the building in complete unison. Rotchester slowly picks herself up and climbs to the ring apron, only for Twitch to smash the chair over her head, sending her flying down onto the floor. Samu is still down and out, and the fans are letting the Ratz have it as Eddy climbs up to the middle turnbuckle in one of the corners, throwing his middle fingers up in the air while Twitch climbs to the middle turnbuckle in another corner and holds up his middle finger on his right hand and holds up the steel chair with his left hand.
MARK FOLLOWILL
What the hell is Eddy doing?!
JASON MARTEL
He thinks Rory Kotch is the one that laid out Twitch when in fact it was the Sixth Street Assassins. But hey, if this means no more Y Kores, I won't complain!
Twitch is back to his feet and grabs the chair out of Eddy's hand, yelling at him. Eddy throws his hands up in the air, apologizing as he said he thought that it was Kotch that laid Twitch out. Twitch explains what happens, then shrugs his shoulders and smashes the chair over Kotch's head just as she had struggled back up to her knees, knocking her right back down as the crowd is now booing the Alley Ratz out of the building in complete unison. Rotchester slowly picks herself up and climbs to the ring apron, only for Twitch to smash the chair over her head, sending her flying down onto the floor. Samu is still down and out, and the fans are letting the Ratz have it as Eddy climbs up to the middle turnbuckle in one of the corners, throwing his middle fingers up in the air while Twitch climbs to the middle turnbuckle in another corner and holds up his middle finger on his right hand and holds up the steel chair with his left hand.
The camera comes back to the ladies, all of whom look pretty angry.
To say that this came out of nowhere is a gross understatement, Brenda. It started out simply enough. The Sixth Street Assassins interfered in the match and Twitch thought Rory smashed him in the head with the chair. It’s an easy mistake to make. It happens all the time. But things got completely out of hand from there.
I was tryin’ to explain what ‘appened – to clear up the confusion. After all, The Ratz ‘ave been our mates for some time. We’ve ‘ad our share of matches against ‘em, but it’s always in good sportsmanship.
Do you ladies have any idea why Eddy and Twitch attacked you last week? Perhaps some misunderstanding backstage? A long-brewing grudge? Anything?
Ve have done nothink to the Ratz that vould provoke such a response. If they are angry about the supposed chair shot, all they vould need to do is vatch the tape and see that I clearly did not hit them. As ve know they are smart enough to do that, there is some other reason for this attack, although ve cannot fathom vhat that reason might be.
Last week, it was announced that Adriana and Rory will be competing in the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship Ulitmate X Match at Summer Bash, which will be held this weekend. Alley Ratz were also added to this match, joining Enforcers of Pain, Xtreme Team, Switch Stallions, and the Champions, Death Sentence. How is this new development with the Alley Ratz affect this match?
The truth of the matter is we just don’t know, Brenda. There are two out comes; either the Ratz and Y Kores have a little tete-a-tete and we compete like the professionals we are, or things are going to get ugly.
[Addressing the camera] Boys, ve vant to let ye know that if ve did anythink a normal person vould consider offensive enough to deserve beink Yakuza kicked out of a chair or gettink a couple of chairs to the head, please let us know, and ve’ll do vhat ve can to make it right.
That being said, we know that you two are anything but normal. So if you just attacked us for the fun of it, out of jealousy, to make an example of us, to prove a point, or for any other non-reason, we simply can not let this slide. You can be assured that if we show up to Summer Bash and we have not made amends with you, we will not be showing up as the good sports we usually are.
Kotch starts twirling her pipe in her hand.
If you have used my non-chair-shot as an excuse for gratuitous violence…vell, you vill see vhat gratuitous violence is really like.
Only, it’s not gratuitous if ye have a reason for it, love.
And as it stands, Ratz, we definitely have a reason.
Well, here’s hoping the Ratz come to their senses and take up your offer for peace. Now, what about the rest of your opponents?
None of them have really said much thus far, which sort of surprises me, to be honest. We have a long history with Syco and Dave, and are excited to meet them in the ring as the honorable opponents we always are. We also know ST and Benson very well, but on a more sour note, and I’m sure they’ll put up a good fight.
Ve have crossed paths vith Kijar and Seth, as vell as the Champs, Reaper and Cyanide. Ve may not know them as vell as the other three teams, but ve have done our homevork, as alvays, and ve vill not be underprepared.
And just a word of caution for you eight boys; just because we are a little preoccupied with the state of our relationship with Eddy and Twitch right now certainly doesn’t mean we are distracted from the task at hand. We have both friends and foes in that ring, but in the end you are all as equal opponents as the rest in our eyes, and regardless of what happens between us and the Ratz, or any of the rest of you, between now and then, we will be ready, and we will be as motivated as ever to strap that gold around our waists.
Let’s move on, then, to Petrina. You are set to face…uh…Thumbtack Kevin, who has just recently joined the SNW roster. With all this drama surrounding the Alley Ratz, how are you working to focus on your upcoming match?
Whatever ‘appens with the Ratz between now an’ the Bash won’t really affect me match, I’d bet. I’ll ‘ave Xander outside for me to help me out should Eddy ‘n’ Twitch try anythin’ sneaky again, an’ if m’ladies need me help in their match I’ll be there for ‘em, but other’n that, I’m gonna leave the problem in Dria and Rory’s capable ‘ands.
What, then, of Thumbtack Kevin?
That lad looks like ‘e ‘as some talent. I caught ‘is match this past week on Guys Night Out, an’ it seems t’me that if it ‘adn’t been for that chick…whatever ‘er name is…liftin’ up ‘er shirt like a common ‘arlot, ol’ Thumbtack woulda ‘ad the match won. I’m actually lookin’ forward to this match because I know things are gonna get outta ‘and, and those’re the kind o’matches I love.
We haven’t yet heard from Thumbtack Kevin himself, but what would you say to him?
Well, I ‘ate to sound like a broken record, but I’ll make an exception this time, ‘cause ‘e’s a rookie; Kevin, don’ underestimate me. If ye think I’m scared of a barbed-wire bat an’ a few thumbtacks, ye’ve got another thing comin’. I want to make sure the lads and lasses in the stands on Saturday get their money’s worth, so ye’d better show up with yer A Game. I know I’ll be bringin’ mine.
Ladies, that’s all the time we have for today. Thank you very much for taking the time to talk with me, and good luck this weekend.
All three ladies nod and express their thanks to Brenda for having them as the scene fades.
