Summer Bash: 7/24/10

[Hollywood]

The very annoying "Summertime, Summertime" by the Jamies is playing in the background as we see old black and white footage of the average American family enjoying various summertime activities. Not even ten seconds in, and we hear a record scratch as the footage just stops. Out of nowhere, we see footage from past SNW shows leading up to Summer Bash as "Peace Sells" by Megadeth plays in the background. At about the 54 second mark of "Peace Sells," the shot fades to black and into a sold out Moody Coliseum, with the fans going crazy, cheering their heads off. The shot starts with the entrance area, where we see the SportsTron. It's a large plasma screen TV over the entrance area, with a big black curtain partitioning off one side of the coliseum. The Summer Bash set is comprised of sand on both sides, with a random dude grilling burgers, hot dogs and what not on the viewer's left side of the entrance, and a pool with some random hot girls in bikinis frolicking around on the viewer's right side of the entrance. The camera pans around the Moody Coliseum to show the numerous fans that have gotten together and sold this thing out. We also see the two rings that have been put next to each other with the roofed cage high above that is set for the War Games match.



LIVE!! MOODY COLISEUM!! DALLAS, TX!!

We hear the familiar voices of Mark Followill welcome us to the broadcast.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Coming to you from the Moody Coliseum on the campus of SMU in Dallas, Texas, this is Summer Bash!

We cut to the broadcast table, where Mark Followill is standing by, mic in hand, along with Jason Martel.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome to the third annual Summer Bash. I'm Mark Followill, alongside Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Mark, tonight should shape up to be the greatest night in SNW history!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why do you say that, Jason?

JASON MARTEL
For starters, I'm predicting that Danny Palis will become the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion! Second, we'll see James Jackson and the Perfect World put aside their differences to finally rid SNW of the Destruction Crew. I'd prefer they don't get rid of Goryokaku, but that's neither here nor there. And the mystery partner? Well, if I told you, Fozzywill, I'd have to kill you.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You really know who the mystery partner is?

JASON MARTEL
Matt Margera would never tell me a lie, Mark. Now, the biggest reason this is going to be the greatest night in the history of SNW is the inauguration of our first President, Myke Rhines! I am so excited at the prospects of the Old Grey Wolf keeping egomaniacs like Chris Angel in line.

The shot cuts away to the entrance area as "The Nightmare Continues" by Discharge blasts over the PA. Most of the fans cheer as Thumbtack Kevin, clad in black pants and a black vest with patches all over it that he wears over his black Ramones T-shirt, walks down the aisle, high-fiving the ringside fans.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois and weighing 200 lbs, Thumbtack Kevin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
We're opening Summer Bash with Thumbtack Kevin taking on "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester after Chris Santigo was severely injured and forced out of action as he was originally slated to be in this match before being replaced by Petrina.

JASON MARTEL
Mark, just spit it out. Mr. Santigo couldn't take the heat like so many failed wrestlers before him. Put him in the SNW Hall of Shame along with Baron, Derek Sitar, Beer, Xavier Serikaz, the General, and Jackhammer, just to name a few.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I beg your pardon.

Thumbtack Kevin slides into ring #1, climbs all the way to the top rope and raises his fist in the air, then hops down off the turnbuckle and onto the canvas as his music dies down. He takes off his vest and hands it to the ringside attendant as "Let Down" by Bif Naked blasts over the PA. The fans really come alive as Xander Nova leads Petrina Rotchester out to the ring. Petrina has a beer in her right hand while smoking a cigarette on her way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and currently residing in Toronto, Ontario... weighing in at 180 lbs... "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester!

JASON MARTEL
*cough, cough* Good lord! I can smell that skank all the way over here! And we're behind ring #2!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Mmmmmm, the fresh scent of beer and cigarettes.

JASON MARTEL
Stay classy, Fozzywill.

Petrina is toasting with some band-nerd looking guys in the front row. One looks particularly short and chubby. Petrina hands her beer over to Xander, manages to hold her cigarette with the index fingers of her left hand, grabs the chubby short dude by the head and proceeds to play some tonsil hockey with the guy to a loud pop from the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Gruber from the Hardline Show heard on Sportsradio 1310 the Ticket in Dallas/Fort Worth is ringside, and Petrina Rotchester is making out with him!

JASON MARTEL
I have finally found a romance more disgusting than Mark Henry and Mae Young.

Petrina lets go of Grubes, puts out her cigarette and is handed her beer back by Xander Nova. Petrina chugs the rest of the beer down, wasting a good majority of it, then tosses the can aside as she slides into the ring, with Thumbtack Kevin shaking his head and laughing.

Thumbtack Kevin vs Petrina Rotchester

The match starts off Petrina and Kevin staring each other down, followed up by Kevin slapping Petrina hard in the face.

OOOOOHHHHHH!

Petrina holds the left side of her face, only to smile and slap Kevin right back to a big pop from the crowd. Kevin nods his head, telling Petrina "Good one," then decides to go to the outside of ring #1. He looks under ring #1 and finds a chair, tossing it into the ring as Petrina picks it up, ready to use it. Kevin finds another chair and slides into the ring with said chair. The two circle around each other, holding their respective chairs. The two combatants proceed to have a bit of a sword fight with the chairs, the two chairs clanging together as neither wrestler can nail the other one with their chair, and the crowd eats up every second of the sword/chair fight. The two stop the sword/chair fight, then oblige each other to set their chairs down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now Petrina Rotchester and Thumbtack Kevin are setting their chairs down, and both proceed to take a seat.

JASON MARTEL
Good lord, they're thumb wrestling! These fans didn't pay their hard earned welfare checks to see thumb wrestling!

MARK FOLLOWILL
These fans seem to be enjoying it, from what I can tell from these loud cheers.

Petrina and Kevin try to one up each other in the thumb wrestling contest, but neither one can seem to get the win, so they just shrug and give it up, then proceed to call out to the ringside attendants.

JASON MARTEL
What, are they going to have some sort of beer drinking contest now?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well as a matter of fact, Petrina and Kevin are asking for some ringside attendants if there's any cans of beer available.

JASON MARTEL
Oh for the love of Baby Jesus!

Petrina and Kevin are looking to the ringside attendants, who are scrambling around, looking under the ring until one of them finds a cooler with ice and cans of Coors Lite. The ringside attendant opens the cooler, gets out two cans of beer, and tosses one to Petrina and the other to Kevin as the crowd is coming alive, loving every minute of this. They open up their cans of beer, toast each other, and chug down their beers, wasting a good amount of it. Referee Danny Travers has no idea what to make of this debauchery.

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

JASON MARTEL
Both of these jokers should be assessed party fouls for wasting a lot of beer. In fact, referee Danny Travers should throw this farce out!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well that won't be happening just yet as both Petrina and Kevin have been tossed a couple more beers.

Both wrestlers once again toast each other, with Kevin even saying "Thank you, ma'am!" They proceed to chug down these next set of beers, only for Kevin to spit beer in Petrina's face.

OOOOOOOHHHH!

Petrina can't believe what's just transpired as Xander Nova is yelling at her to kick Kevin's teeth down his throat. Kevin dares Petrina to hit him with her best shot, putting his face out, tempting Petrina to punch it as hard as she can. She obliges, hitting Kevin in the face with a right hand punch. Kevin massages the side of his face, then punches Petrina right back. The two take turns punching each other in the face. After Petrina's last punch, she waits for Kevin to punch her back. But to her surprise, he takes a can of bug spray out of his pants pocket and sprays her in the eyes. She jumps out of her chair and down to the canvas, flailing about as Kevin opens his mouth wide and sprays the bug spray into his mouth.

JASON MARTEL
And I thought Petrina Rotchester was disgusting. This Thumbtack Kevin takes the cake!

A trainer runs out with a rag and a bottled water, pouring the water into the rag and rubbing it into Petrina's face. Kevin is up out of his chair, picks it up and slams it into Petrina's back, scaring away the trainer as Petrina shouts in pain. The effects of the bug spray seem to have worn off thanks to the trainer, but that doesn't help the fact that Kevin is ramming the end of the chair into Petrina's back. Kevin lays the chair down long enough to pick Petrina up and whips her into the ropes. He picks the chair up and swings it at Petrina's head as she rebounds off the ropes, but she ducks down and runs to the opposite ropes. Kevin turns around, and Petrina plants the chair right in his face with a running big boot, causing Kevin to fall down and drop the chair. Petrina picks up the chair, walks over to one of the corners and wedges it between the top and middle turnbuckles. Petrina picks Kevin up and attempts to whip him headfirst into the chair, but Kevin reverses the whip and sends Petrina headfirst into the chair. Petrina crumples down onto the mat, and Kevin picks her up and throws her to the floor outside the ring. Kevin plays to the crowd as they cheer him on. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Xander Nova is helping Petrina Rotchester up. Kevin runs and bounces off the ropes. He flips over the ropes and attempts a plancha onto Petrina, only for Petrina to catch him and powerbomb him on the floor with a sickening thud.

OOOOHHHHHH!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Petrina Rotchester powerbombs Thumbtack Kevin onto the floor, and I swear you could hear Thumbtack Kevin's kidneys hitting the floor!

JASON MARTEL
Now if only Petrina Rotchester would just choke on her vomit, I'd be a happy man.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh come on, that's uncalled for!

Petrina picks Kevin up and rolls him into the ring. Petrina goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Kevin gets the shoulder up. Petrina picks Kevin up, only for Kevin to hit her out of nowhere with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head. Kevin proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle as Petrina is down on the mat. Kevin lands a 450 splash onto Petrina. ONE... TWO... Petrina gets the shoulder up. Kevin gets up and yells at the ref about the count, but Danny Travers insists it was two. Kevin's had enough and he punches Travers in the face, knocking him out. Kevin goes to pick Petrina up, but Petrina hits him with a low blow to the crotch.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ohhhh! Petrina Rotchester just went south of the border on Thumbtack Kevin!

JASON MARTEL
And unfortunately, she didn't go south of the border in the way Kevin would intend for her to.

Petrina runs to the ropes, jumps up and springboards off the top rope, turns around in mid-air, catches Kevin by the head, and spins him around, driving him to the mat with a Springboard Tornado DDT.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Petrina just nailed Kevin with the Dublin DDT!

JASON MARTEL
And now Xander Nova is trying to revive Danny Travers!

Xander Nova is feverishly trying to revive the ref as Petrina goes to cover Kevin. Travers barely gets up, and turns to make the count.


ONE!.....














TWO!.....














THREE!

Winner: Petrina Rotchester

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester!

MARK FOLLOWILL
After a game of thumb wrestling a beer drinking contest gone awry, Petrina Rotchester picks up a tough win over Thumbtack Kevin.

JASON MARTEL
I can guarantee you this isn't the last we've seen of Thumbtack Kevin, though. Hell, we still haven't seen everything he has to offer!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wait, what?.... OK, I'm getting word in my headset that IP Freely is standing by outside Freebird's World Burrito down on Greenville in Downtown Dallas, just down the road from here. Freely?

[Hollywood]

Shot switches to outside Freebird World Burrito, found in a little shopping strip in Dallas on Greenville Avenue, where IP Freely is standing by.

IP FREELY
Thank you, Followill. I'm inside Freebird World Burrito. As you can see behind me, everyone is enjoying Summer Bash on a plasma screen TV that the manager had installed just to watch tonight's show. Now later on tonight...

Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork walk into the shot. IP Freely is dumbfounded as to why they're here.

IP FREELY
Well if it isn't Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork, the Sports Nutz, the namesake of this very company. Gentlemen, what can I do for you?

CRAIG MUELLER
Well, there's a bit of a problem?

IP FREELY
A problem?

DUNPORK
Yeah. Gordie and Codi forgot that there are only three referees on the payroll here at SNW, and all three of them are at the Moody Coliseum.

CRAIG MUELLER
Yeah, so we're thinking that we need a special referee for the Dallas Street Fight between Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage.

IP FREELY
Special referee?

DUNPORK
Yeah. No one else seems to be available, so if you'd take off your shirt.

IP FREELY
Oh come on, you guys can't be serious.

CRAIG MUELLER
Just do what George says, Freely.

IP Freely takes off his blue dress shirt to reveal a white T-shirt underneath. Craig gets out a can of black spray paint and proceeds to spray black lines on the shirt.

IP FREELY
What the hell are you doing?!

CRAIG MUELLER
There you go. Now you can ref the match. Look out!!

The camera turns around to show Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft in their street clothes, already brawling outside Freebird World Burrito. Ravencroft throws Kage through the door, sending it open as Kage falls onto the floor. The camera turns around to see Craig Mueller and George Dunpork running out of the building via the backdoor that leads to the patio area of Freebird. Camera turns back around, and we see various customers running for cover. The employees behind the buffet-like counter have no idea what to do as Robert Ravencroft picks Kage up and slams him headfirst into one of the tables. Kage then grabs an abandoned burrito and smears it into Robert's face, stunning Robert long enough for Kage to pepper him with several right hand punches. Kage then grabs Ravencroft by the head with both hands and throws him headfirst into the soda machine.

IP FREELY
Well this is a first for SNW. I'm calling the action live as it happens while refereeing this match! The Sports Nutz got out of here as fast as they could, and now Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage are tearing Freebird World Burrito apart! OH MY GOD! Lucky Kage just threw Robert Ravencroft over the counter, taking out a poor innocent female bystander who was just simply working the cash register! I hope her parents are not watching this. Now Lucky Kage jumps over the counter to continue the fight with Robert Ravencroft, and employees are trying to run for cover so they don't suffer the same fate as one of their co-workers just suffered. Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft are doing considerable damage to this fine establishment that had just recently been in talks with Sports Nutz Wrestling about becoming the official sponsor of the next Main Event TV special, but I doubt that's going to be happening now as Lucky and Robert have now gotten into a food fight behind the counter! Any food they can find, they're throwing it at each other. Now Robert Ravencroft bodyslams Lucky Kage over the counter onto the floor, and it looks like they may be taking this fight elsewhere. I'm going to do the best I can to keep up with this, guys!

The shot switches to the broadcast location, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting by.

MARK FOLLOWILL
IP Freely, thank you for your courage. Fans, we're going to do our best to keep up with the Dallas Street Fight, but up next is the Von Erich Memorial Title match between "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Chris P.

JASON MARTEL
I can't seem to pick a winner here, Mark. Both guys have a great chance to win this. Chris P wants to finally break out here in SNW, and Kid Thunder isn't ready to let go of his belt so soon after winning it.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You can't seem to predict who'll win, and the fans won't care who wins as I'm sure they just want to see these two tear each other apart.

"Superhero" by Janes Addiction begins playing in the Moody Coliseum. The fans begin projecting a wave of boos toward the man stepping out from behind the curtain, Alex Daniels. SNW's Von Erich Memorial Championship was around his waist.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship! Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, with a weight of Two-Hundred and Twenty Pounds, he is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, 'Kid Thunder,' Alex! Daniels!

JASON MARTEL
Fans, remember that Chris P. is challenging for the title because he was cheated out of the tournament before. Now that he's had a change of heart, he's getting another shot, this time its up close and personal.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't tell me that him betraying Jack Clinton made you get behind him!

JASON MARTEL
He did what was the best idea at the time, and it seemed to get him a title shot.

MARK FOLLOWILL
While Jack Clinton gets a shot at the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship.

Alex Daniels opens his arms, as if showcasing himself. The crowd continue to echo with boos. Daniels, ignoring them, walks down to the ring and slides in. He looks to the curtain, as the lights dim. White smoke shrouds Chris P. as he steps out from the back, wearing a white robe.

MONICA DELUCA
And the challenger, from Clifton, New Jersey weighing in Two-Hundred and Fifty-Five Pounds, Chris P!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, I'm gonna have to pick Alex Daniels, because I feel as if we were all disgraced with Chris P. turned his back on Jack Clinton.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, well, I don't care which of these two win, I'll be happy either way. Daniels has that brash look of a champion and Chris P. has the indentity of a madman as of late. This is sure to be a great one.

Chris scans the booing crowd, and climbs into the ring. White light appears in the center of the ring, where Chris removes his robe. After he is shown raising his arms, the lights are undimmed. Daniels and Chris have a staredown before the referee calls for the bell.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship
"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels (Champion) vs Chris P.
Kid Thunder and Chris P. circle each other in the ring before locking up. Chris powers Daniels into the nearest corner, and begins punching him in the chest and face. Alex puts his hands up in front of his face, blocking some of the punches. Chris stuns Daniels for a few seconds, allowing him to go to the other side of the ring. Chris raises one arm, and lets out a yell, before running across the ring and hitting a clothesline into the corner on his opponent. A standing DDT from Chris sends Kid Thunder into a sitting position. Chris begins mudhole stomping Kid Thunder. The bigger man gets too cocky, and begins taunting. He walks to the other side of the ring again, channeling for a big boot. He runs over for the boot to the face, but Daniels rolls onto the apron, causing Chris to hit the ring post with his foot. Daniels retaliates by standing up, and smashing Chris' head onto the turnbuckle. Alex climbs onto the turnbuckle, and from there, kicks Chris in the head. Chris is sent staggering backwards, leading to Kid Thunder launching himself off the turnbuckle, hitting a diving huracanrana. The fans awe in amazement as both men lay almost motionless on the mat.

JASON MARTEL
Did you see that, Mark? Daniels scouted Chris' running boot attempt, and capitalized in a big way!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I saw it alright. It was a great execution of the counter, and it could put Daniels in the fast track to victory here.

JASON MARTEL
I can't believe that at a time like this, the fans aren't chanting like they would for two of their favorites.

MARK FOLLOWILL
My guess there is that Alex Daniels and Chris P. aren't two of their favorites.

JASON MARTEL
At least one of them should be after that amazing move.

MARK FOLLOWILL
People like Versus Vince and Syco Boy could do that in their sleep, Jason. And if you can pull off something like that, and keep the fans on your side, you get the good old Awesome chants.

JASON MARTEL
Whatever.

Alex Daniels is the first to get to his feet, using the closest rope to pull himself up. He takes a moment to regain composure, before raising an arm and saying something about his championship. In this time, Chris P. gets to his feet, but barely knows where he is. Daniels walks over, and hooks up his opponent for a snap suplex. The bigger Chris P. doesn't allow Daniels to suplex him. Instead, he reverses the attempt and hits a snap suplex of his own. Now with energy, Chris goes into the cover. ONE... TWO... Kickout from Kid Thunder. Chris gets to his feet, and angrily tells the referee to count faster. The fans watch as Chris gets into the corner, awaiting a recovery from the Champion. Alex slowly gets to his feet, and stumbles around. Chris runs out of the corner, for a spear. The champion scouts the attempt, hits a sweep kick on Chris, quickly sending him to the ground. The confused Chris P. hurries back to his feet. Daniels bounces off the ropes, running at Chris. Chris attempts a clothesline, but Daniels ducks, and bounces off the opposite ropes. This leads to Daniels hitting a Leg Lariat on the stunned Chris P. He drops down for the cover. ONE... TWO... and a kickout.

JASON MARTEL
These two men are giving it their all thus far, and it's paying off. Daniels has that stunning offense, and Chris P. is resilient, not letting up. I'm excited to see what's next.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Then watch the match.

Daniels puts his hands on his head, worried about why that wasn't a three count. Alex Daniels slowly lifts up his challenger, and nails him with a knife edge chop. The fans scream 'Woo!' paying homage to the Nature Boy. The follow up is an Irish Whip, sending Chris P. into the ropes, and back at Daniels. Alex jumps over his head with a leapfrog, sending Chris bouncing off the opposite ropes. He comes back, only to be hit with a Dropkick. Kid Thunder attempts to stomp on Chris P., but Chris grabs his shoe. Daniels struggles to release the grip, but Chris gets to his feet, still holding the shoe. He then quickly drops the foot and hits a clothesline. Daniels, stunned, struggles back to his feet, and looks at his opponent. Chris watches as Daniels bounces off the ropes and runs at him. This just leads to a scoop slam. Alex Daniels grabs his back in pain from the mat. Chris continues the assault, but standing up, and putting Kid Thunder in position for a Piledriver. He points to both sides, and then puts one hand up, forming a C. He then takes the index finger from his other hand, and cups it on the C, making a P. The stalling leads to Alex Daniels slipping through the legs, and hitting a Back Drop on the bigger opponent. Alex was about to go for the cover, but instead, he points to the turnbuckle. KT slowly climbs the turnbuckle, with his opponent beneath it. The raising of an arm was one taunt too many, because Chris had gotten to his feet. Alex made a split decision, instead, and jumped off the top rope, jumping down and hitting an Enziguri. Yet again, the two men stay motionless on the mat, out of the corner.

JASON MARTEL
This is what wrestling is all about, Followill. Two great athletes putting their lives on the line for a great prize in a great company.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why don't you just let them pull their pants down so you can kiss their ass?

JASON MARTEL
You pervert!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's pretty much what you're doing right now, knucklehead!

Kid Thunder is the first one to struggle back to his feet as he grabs a hold of the ropes to help him up. Chris P is struggling to get up as well, making it to one knee. Kid Thunder catches his breath, then charges at Chris P, only for Chris to catch him and slam him out of nowhere with a Double A Spinebuster. Chris P goes for the pinfall. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up. Chris picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the corner. Chris backs up, then charges in with a running clothesline, but Kid Thunder gets out of the way as Chris crashes hard into the corner. Chris P staggers out of the corner and right into a Sambo Suplex from Kid Thunder. Kid Thunder goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Chris P kicks out. Kid Thunder doesn't let up as he grabs a hold of Chris P's feet, steps through his legs and turns him over, locking in the Sharpshooter as Chris P screams out in pain.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alex Daniels may have the match won right here with the Sharpshooter!

JASON MARTEL
A move that has been ripped off by another Canadian.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What?!

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, Kid Thunder taught the move to Bret Hart.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The move was invented before Kid Thunder was born, you jackass!

JASON MARTEL
He taught the move to Sting and Ron Garvin via E.S.P.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now I've heard it all.

Chris P is struggling to make it to the ropes as Kid Thunder is trying to cinch in the Sharpshooter even tighter.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And fans, remember that even though SNW has thrown out disqualifications and count outs, wrestlers still have to break a hold at the count of five if someone reaches the ropes. The only difference now is that a wrestler won't be disqualified at the five count. Rather, the referee will have the right to physically force the wrestler to release the hold.

Chris P refuses to give up as he finally makes it to the ropes, and the ref begins his five count. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Kid Thunder lets go of the hold before the ref makes it to five. Kid Thunder holds onto the ropes and stomps on Chris P's back several times, then picks him up by the head. Kid Thunder whips Chris P into the ropes. Kid Thunder goes for a clothesline as Chris P rebounds off the ropes, but Chris P ducks the clothesline as he runs to the opposite ropes. Chris P rebounds off the ropes as Kid Thunder turns around, and Chris P takes him down hard with a spear! Chris P goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up. Chris P can't believe it as he shakes his head before going to pick up Kid Thunder. After picking him up, Chris P slams Kid Thunder headfirst into the top turnbuckle, then sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Chris P climbs all the way to the top turnbuckle, brings Kid Thunder up with him, then slams him down hard with a superplex that seemingly knocks out both men.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a superplex from Chris P!

JASON MARTEL
But Chris P did just as much damage to himself as he did to Alex Daniels!

Both men are down and out, and referee Mike Croft begins his ten count to see if either man can get up.

ONE!...




TWO!...



THREE!...



FOUR!...



FIVE!...



SIX!...



SEVEN!...



EIGHT!...



NINE!...



Kid Thunder is stirring, sitting up on his side, and that breaks up the count. He struggles to get back to his feet. He's stomping his feet on the mat, mustering enough strength to get to his feet. Chris lies down, almost unconscious on the mat. Kid Thunder taunts him in the center of the ring, then lays a series of stomps into Chris. The fans are awestruck as Daniels climbs to the top once again. Kid Thunder channels energy from inside, raises his arm, and jumps off the turnbuckle for a Diving Elbow Drop. The efforts are futile, however, because Chris clutches the ropes at his side to roll out of the way. He uses those ropes again to pull himself to his feet. The recently crashed-and-burned Kid Thunder is stunned, but finds the power to get up as well. Daniels motions for Chris to bring it on. Chris steps into the ring, through the middle ropes, and gives a deep effortless stare to the Von Erich Memorial Champion. Chris runs out of the corner, attempting another Spear, but Kid Thunder moves out of the way and sends Chris right into the ring post on the opposite side. Daniels capitalizes by grabbing Chris out of the corner and hitting the Thunderbolt. KT goes down for the cover, and the referee goes down for the count.

ONE...


TWO...

THREE!
Winner: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels

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MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and still SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Alex Daniels!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'm surprised he didn't cheat to win.

JASON MARTEL
This was a title match, that would be dishonorable.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You think those two men know anything about honor?

JASON MARTEL
I know you sure as hell don't.[/center]

[Hollywood]

The shot switches to the inside of the Versus Violation locker room. The fans watching on the SportsTron let out a big pop. The Switch Stallions are getting ready, with Kijar Donnelly tying his wrestling boots and Seth Davids applying his wrist tape. Valerie Snyder is massaging Versus Vince's shoulders, who seems to be a little tense going into the biggest match of his career in SNW thus far. The camera shot then switches to the inside of Danny Palis' locker room, garnering rather loud boos from the fans watching on the SportsTron. Danny's already dressed and ready for his match, sipping on a Crown and Coke. The camera shot switches again, this time to the inside of Jack Clinton's locker room, which garners a big pop from the fans. The lights in the locker room are out as a candle on a table that is in front of Jack is the only source of light. Jack is putting on the final touches as he sits down on a chair, his hands folded and his eyes closed as he's in deep thought. We finally switch the camera shot to inside Chris Angel's locker room. It's apparent that Angel has just arrived as he's dressed in jeans and a white dress shirt. Angel is undoing his dress shirt as the shot goes back to the broadcast location, where we see Mark Followill and Jason Martel.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it's apparent that all four competitors are most serious about the main event tonight.

JASON MARTEL
And why wouldn't they be? The SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship is on the line.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Hold on, Jason... What?... Oh good lord.

JASON MARTEL
What?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Apparently, Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage have made their way to Mockingbird Station in Dallas, and our cameras have caught up to them. IP Freely, are you with us?

The shot opens inside Index Skateboarding, located in the Mockingbird Station center in Downtown Dallas. Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage are brawling inside the skate shop as IP Freely is frantically trying to keep up with the action.

IP FREELY
I've got you, Mark and Jason. Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage are using anything that's not bolted down!

Oh my goodness, Robert Ravencroft just took a skateboard off the rack and knocked out some young skateboard man that couldn't be any older than 16 years old after Lucky Kage ducked! Now Lucky Kage kicks Robert Ravencroft in the crotch, causing Robert to drop the skateboard. Lucky picks up the skateboard and whacks Robert over the head with it, knocking him down. Lucky's going to cover him... Hold on, gotta count the pin here... ONE! TWO! Nope! Robert Ravencroft kicks out.

Lucky Kage goes to picks Robert up, but Robert gouges him in the eyes. Now Robert has taken a shirt off one of the shirt racks, and he's wrapped it around Lucky's throat and is choking him with the T-shirt! Mark, Jason, just when you think you've seen it all, SNW pulls the proverbial rabbit out of the hat.

Sir, I don't think that's a good idea... Too late, as the cashier tried to grab a hold of Robert Ravencroft, only for Robert to drop him on his head with a DDT. Now that's left an opening for Lucky Kage, who gouges Robert's eyes from behind. Now he grabs Robert... GOOD LORD! Lucky Kage just threw Robert Ravencroft into the rack of skateboards with a T-Bone Suplex, knocking down over half of the skateboards! Now Lucky goes for the pin!... Oh crap, that's right, I'm the ref!... ONE... TWO... Robert gets his shoulder up. Now Lucky is picking Robert up, and it seems like he's taking him out of Index Skateboarding. I'm going to follow these two, wherever they may wind up. The cameras here will keep rolling in the event that the match ends while another match is occurring so that we can show the ending later on. Mark, Jason, back to you!

Shot opens back to the broadcast table, where Jason Martel is chuckling to himself while Mark Followill can't help but shake his head.

JASON MARTEL
Where the hell will those wackos wind up next, Fozzywill?

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's anyone's guess, Jason. But right now, it's time for the Ultimate X match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles as the rings have been set up. Monica, take it away!

MONICA DELUCA
The following is an Ultimate X Match for the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles! The only way to win this match is to climb the poles up to the cable wirings that form the X and retrieve the SNW Texas Tag Team belts.

"Fake It" by Seether blasts over the PA, and Seth Davids and Kijar Donnelly appear from behind the curtain to a big pop from the crowd. They run down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing first, the team of Seth Davids and SNW Bad Blood Champion, Kijar Donnelly, the Switch Stallions!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kijar Donnelly surprised us all about a month ago when he forced James Jackson to tap out to become the new Bad Blood Champion. Can he go two-for-two and add the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles to his collection?

JASON MARTEL
Only if he and Seth can stop fighting like a couple of Jersey Shore brats.

The Switch Stallions slide into ring #1 as their music dies down. "Shitlist" by L7 hits, and the fans boo their lungs out as S.T. Strickler and Benson appear from behind the curtain, making their way to the ring. They talk trash to the fans, with Benson threatening fans who dare lay a hand on them.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing the team of "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler and Benson, the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK FOLLOWILL
These two are no strangers to championship belts, and they have the chance to finally silence their critics here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Well you see, Mark, we live in a "What have you done for me lately" society. Strickler and Benson are great athletes who have accomplished quite a bit. But the SNW fans don't care about what they've done in FCW, the WRF, the NAWA, or RMW. They only care about what they do here in SNW.

The Enforcers of Pain enter the ring, with Strickler climbing to the middle turnbuckle and pointing at himself, shouting at the fans that he's the "Real Deal" while Benson just snarls at the fans, taking off his black sports coat and red hat, handing both items to the ring attendants as the Enforcers' music dies down. "You Better Pray" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus hits, and the fans go crazy as Adriana Samu and Rory Kotch appear, slapping hands with the fans on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing the team of "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, Y Kores!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now while only these two ladies are representing Y Kores in this match, if they pull out the win, then Petrina Rotchester will be recognized as a champion along with them thanks to the Freebird Rule.

JASON MARTEL
Damn women.

Samu and Kotch enter the ring as their music dies down. "Chicken Huntin" by the Insane Clown Posse hits, and the fans boo their lungs out as Eddy and Twitch storm down to the ring without a care in the world.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing the team of Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
I have to applaud these two young men for finally getting their heads right with ball and saying "Screw you" to all these stupid fans.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What they did to Y Kores was absolutely disgusting, Jason!

JASON MARTEL
No, Mark, the thought of the Dallas Mavericks ever winning a championship is disgusting. What the Alley Ratz did was sheer greatness.

The Ratz slide into the ring, glaring over at Samu and Kotch, who glare over at them right back as the Ratz' music dies down. "Always" by Saliva blasts throughout the PA, and the fans let out a huge pop as Syco Boy and Dave Mason run out from behind the curtain, jumping up and down to get the crowd pumped up. On their way to the ring, they try to slap hands with as many fans as possible.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing the team of Syco Boy and Dave Mason, Xtreme Team!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Former SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Xtreme Team are looking to right the wrong of well over a year and a half ago when they tried to retire as champions and vacate the titles, only to be brutally attacked and driven out of SNW by Wench and Goryokaku.

JASON MARTEL
Oh boohoo, Fozzywill. Wench and Gory aren't even in this match, so if Syco and Dave start thinking about that incident that happened so many moons ago, they're in big trouble.

Syco and Dave slide into the ring as their music dies down. "Indestructible" by Disturbed blasts over the PA, and the fans erupt with an even louder pop, if you can believe that, as they anticipate the arrival of Soul Reaper and Cyanide. As the main riff comes on, green lights flash and a smoke comes over the entryway. Reaper and Cyanide come out and start to walk down to the ring. They're not wearing their belts as they've been suspended up in the X above the two rings. They slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And introducing the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Soul Reaper and Cyanide... Death Sentence!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Death Sentence have mowed over damn near everyone since winning the belts back at WrestleStock II, and I don't see why they can't win this match tonight.

JASON MARTEL
They're certainly the favorites, Mark.

Reaper and Cyanide slide into the ring, and we're ready to get the match underway.

Ultimate X Match
Texas Tag Team Championships
Death Sentence(Champions) vs Alley Ratz vs Y Kores (Samu & Kotch) vs Enforcers of Pain vs Xtreme Team vs Switch Stallions

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Syco Boy and Dave Mason get things going, taking out the Enforcers of Pain with clotheslines over the top rope. Adriana Samu and Rory Kotch kick Twitch and Eddy in unison, dropping them, and unloading an arsenal of stomps. The Switch Stallions and Death Sentence, the remaining two teams, look at each other, and then at the Texas Tag Team Belts hanging in between the two rings. Kijar Donnelly nods to Seth Davids, who bounces off the ropes, and stuns Soul Reaper and Cyanide with a double clothesline, sending both to the ground. Kijar is already on the turnbuckle now, grabbing the wires above his head. Seth Davids stands beneath him, protecting him from the ground. Kotch and Samu see the situation, turning their attention to Seth Davids. Davids puts up his fists, ready to fight both off. Kotch slides out of the ring, but Samu runs at Davids. Davids clocks her with a punch to the nose, and follows up with a Double Arm DDT. Meanwhile, though, Rory Kotch slides in the ring from behind and hits a neckbreaker on Seth. She looks up to see if Kijar had reached the belts yet, but he jumps down at her with a Hurricanranna. This takes all his energy, so both are laid out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Whoa! Y Kores were looking to put an end to the Switch Stallions' attempt, but the tag team work from Kijar and Davids proved that when one man goes down, the other comes to the rescue.

JASON MARTEL
He just wasted all his energy doing that, when he could've just kept going to get the belts.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Would it have felt like a win, though?

JASON MARTEL
Maybe.

Soul Reaper and Cyanide get to thier feet, and saw as Twitch and Eddy started to stand up. Twitch gets up first, and runs at Cyanide. Cyanide snaps him with a wicked STO. Soul Reaper runs at the leaning Eddy, and hits a Facewash. On the outside, Dave Mason and Syco Boy are waring with the Enforcers of Pain. Benson is trading blows with Mason. A swift punch to the jaw sends Mason down to one knee. Benson hooks him up and executes a DDT, onto the cold floor. Syco Boy is viciously elbowing Strickler in the face. Strickler is sent staggering, and gets hit with a dropkick. The move sends him back first into the apron of the opposite ring. Syco grabs him by the neck and tosses him to the inside. Syco looks at Benson, now standing on the apron. Syco goes for a moonsault off the apron onto Benson. Benson catches Syco onto his shoulders, and hits a backbreaker, slamming Syco onto his knee.

JASON MARTEL
Great counter by Benson.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The match is really getting started now.

Benson grabs Syco, and tosses him into the same ring as Strickler. He does the same to Mason. Soul Reaper and Cyanide are working over the Alley Ratz in the other ring. Cyanide begins kicking Eddy in the stomach, before going down and locking in a Tazmission. Soul Reaper takes a different approach on Twitch, picking him up and executing a German Suplex. Eddy screams in pain, attempting to squirm out of the hold locked in by Cyanide. Behind Death Sentence, Kijar Donnelly gets to his feet. Soul Reaper turns around, but gets hit with a RKO from the Italian Stallion. Cyanide, unaware of the situation, continues to lock in the hold on Eddy. Eddy is still squirming. Kijar capitalizes on the opportunity, by locking in the Stallion Sleeper on Cyanide, who still holds in the Tazmission on Eddy.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Kijar is being very creative here, watching as Cyanide struggles.

JASON MARTEL
What's a submission hold gonna do in a match like this? Does Kijar know what kind of match this is?

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's been the only one to climb the wires thus far, so I would think so.

In the second ring, Benson has Dave Mason in position for a Piledriver. S.T. Strickler gets to his feet, and watches as Benson executes the Piledriver. Benson climbs the turnbuckle, and struggles to get on the wires. Strickler mounts a different turnbuckle, and scurries up to the wires. Kijar's Stallion Sleeper on Cyanide causes Cyanide to release his grip on Eddy. Eddy rolls out of the ring in pain. Adriana Samu gets to her feet, and lifts up Rory Kotch. Samu climbs the turnbuckle, and starts climbing the wire. As soon as she gets a few inches forward, Kotch climbs up behind her. Samu and Kotch race Strickler to the belts hanging from the wires. Benson finally gets his feet hooked on the wires, and begins to shimmy across. Cyanide is now unresponsive to the Stallion Sleeper. Seth Davids, now at his feet, tells Kijar of the situation. The two quickly climb the turnbuckle in unison and begin heading across the wire. Strickler is just inches away from the belts, but Samu is moving quickly. Seth Davids, about an inch in front of Kijar Donnelly, jumps forward, off the wires, hitting a dropkick on S.T. Strickler, knocking him clear off the wires and onto the cold floor between the rings below. The awestruck fans begin cheering.

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

MARK FOLLOWILL
There they are, Martel. The prestigous chants given to the Switchblade for a truly stunning move.

JASON MARTEL
Does he expect his midget friend to get the belts for him now? He's out of it for good.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't count him out just yet, I'm sure Strickler is stunned as well.[/b]

Benson is slowly trickling across the wires, wasting time. Adriana Samu is now the closest to the belts, her fingertips are just centimeters away. On the other wire, Benson releases his feet, but hangs on tight with his hands. He begins shaking himself, making the wires shake. Samu releases grip with her feet, and is dangling now, with her hands. Kijar Donnelly does not move, gripping the wires tight. The shaking by Benson continues, causing both Samu and Kotch to lose grip with their hands. Kotch is still gripped by the feet, and was able to catch a hand from Samu. Rory Kotch, now hanging from her feet on the wires, is holding Adriana Samu's forearm in her right hand, keeping her from falling to the ground. Behind Benson, however, Syco Boy has recovered. He quickly heads across the wires, toward Benson. Benson sees Syco behind him, and is able to turn around. Syco lets out a scream, before grabbing Benson by the neck with one hand. He looks to the turnbuckle behind him, seeing Dave Mason climb up. Syco nods, releases his grip, and executes a Syco Drop in midair, slamming Benson's head to the floor between the rings below. The fans begin chanting once again.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT![/b]

MARK FOLLOWILL
The fans are right, Martel. That was truly electrifying by Syco Boy, and now Dave Mason will attempt to scurry his way across the wires for his teamate.

JASON MARTEL
Just as stupid as Seth Davids, Syco Boy takes himself out of the match only to take out one competitor. Does he realize there are six teams in this thing? Taking out one person at a time doesn't help.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's for Syco to decide.

Kijar Donnelly scuries across the wires. Kotch is swinging Samu back and forth, trying to get her to hook her legs back onto the wires. Suddenly, from behind, Soul Reaper has begun climbing the wires. Y Kores are oblivious to this, however. Reaper slides across the wires, reaching Kotch and Samu. The Tag Team Champion hangs on tight with his feet, and uses his hands to pry Rory Kotch's feet from the wires. Kotch swung Samu once more with a valiant effort, allowing her to catch on with her feet, before Reaper prys Kotch's feet loose, sending Kotch down to the floor between the two rings. Samu focuses her attention on Reaper now, rather than Donnelly. Dave Mason and Kijar Donnelly reach the same point on the wires, both fighting each other off with their feet. Eddy, who had rolled out of the ring earlier, is below them at the floor. He begins stomping on all the downed competitors. Twitch, who is still inside the ring, mounts the turnbuckle and climbs the same set of wires currently occupied by Soul Reaper and Adriana Samu. Samu is gripped onto the wires with hands and feet, but uses one foot to kick at Soul Reaper, climbing toward her. Twitch is now on the wires behind Reaper, inching closer and closer. Samu is able to lock Reaper's head between her legs, in a headscissors attempt. Twitch is now behind Reaper. Eddy rolls into the second ring, preparing for another fall. Twitch grabs Reaper by the legs, and prys his legs from the wires. This causes Reaper to let go of the wires with his hands, now loose from the feet. Adriana Samu is brought down to be dangling by her hands, holding Reaper with her legs. Twitch quickly climbs closer to Samu, and releases grip with his hands, but quickly grabbing Samu around the head. Samu is forced to release her grip on the wires, allowing Twitch to plant her down onto the floor between the rings with a DDT.

JASON MARTEL
Amazing job by Twitch, taking out two competitors in one move.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I thought you said it was bad to sacrifice yourself to take out an opponent in a match like this.

JASON MARTEL
Twitch took out two competitors, and his partner Eddy is still up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, now only three of the twelve competitors even know where they are. This one could be over real soon here folks.

In the middle of the wires, Kijar Donnelly and Dave Mason are trading kicks for the Texas Tag Team Championships in between them. Mason looks below and sees all the competitors down. He then takes a split second, before releasing his grip, jumping at Kijar, grabbing him by the neck, and hitting a DKO from the wires to the floor between the rings. Now, the Switch Stallions, Y Kores, Twitch, Soul Reaper, the Enforcers of Pain, and the Xtreme Team lay almost motionless on the floor. The only competitor left standing is Eddy. Eddy looks to the outside of the ring he is in, seeing Seth Davids to be the first to get to his feet. The fans cheer loudly, as Cyanide has regained composure in the first ring. Seth Davids looks at Eddy, and then at Cyanide, undecisive. He taunts at Eddy, telling him to 'Bring it On.' Eddy slides out of the second ring, to fight Seth Davids. Davids, however, slides inside the first ring, to do battle with Cyanide. Eddy, confused, slides in behind Seth Davids. Davids backs up into a corner, as does Cyanide. Eddy quickly gets to a third corner.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Uh oh, Martel, anything could go wrong here.

JASON MARTEL
Eddy's in the best condition here, this battle is definitely his.

Davids looks at Cyanide, and motions at Eddy. Cyanide nods accordingly, and Eddy gains a nervous look on his face. The Switchblade is the first to strike, running at Eddy and hitting a clothesline into the corner. He backs up, as Cyanide runs toward Eddy, springs off the ropes, and hits a triangle dropkick into the corner. Cyanide follows up by grabbing Eddy, and hitting the Last Breath, slamming him down under the turnbuckle. Davids climbs the turnbuckle above Eddy, and raises an arm before hitting the Switch Dive. He hops back up, making sure Cyanide doesn't make any sudden movements. The two back up, and circle the ring before locking up for a legitimate contest. Cyanide powers Davids into a corner, and releases his grip. He follows up with a few stiff kicks to the side, keeping Seth dazed. Cyanide backs up slowly, and raises his left arm, before charging at Davids for a running knee, but Davids slips out of the way. Cyanide's knee smacks the turnbuckle, causing him to stumble backwards and get locked up in a Reverse DDT hold. He raises one arm, and hits a Reverse DDT Suplex on Cyanide.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Suddenly Seth Davids is large and in charge.

JASON MARTEL
Hopefully someone with talent can slide in and save us from the misery.

Seth Davids taunts to the cheering crowd, oblivious to the fact that Syco Boy has slid into the ring and is standing behind him. Davids turns around, and gets hit with a Superkick from Syco. Syco catches Davids before he can fall, and puts him in position for the Syco Clash. He spreads his arms, taunting, before executing the Syco Clash on the Switchblade. Syco lets out a scream, and points to the Texas Tag Team Championships. He mounts a turnbuckle, and locks onto the wires. The fans cheer for him, as he inches closer and closer to the belts. Below him, Twitch has recovered. Twitch quickly slides in the second ring, and climbs up the turnbuckle. After hooking himself on the wires, he shimmies towards the belts. Syco Boy sees him, but grabs one of the Tag Title Belts. Twitch is just as far now, and kicks Syco Boy a few times, causing him to lose grip with his feet. Syco Boy is dangling from the Texas Tag Team Championships now, and is trying to unhook them. Twitch makes a split decision, and gets much closer to Syco. He uses one arm to wrap around Syco's head, and releases grip with the other, performing the Throat Cutta off the top of the wires.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What do you say to that mistake?

JASON MARTEL
Its fair game now, everyone's down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wouldn't say everybody.

Soul Reaper has gotten up now, and slides inside the second ring. Dave Mason uses the apron at his side to pull himself up as well, and slides in the second ring after Reaper. Reaper hits a stiff kick on Mason, and puts him in position for a Belly to Belly Suplex. The move is executed geniounely, sending Mason to the complete other side of the ring. Mason grabs his back in pain, and rolls to the ropes at his side. He uses all his energy to pull himself up with the ropes. Soul Reaper runs at Dave Mason for a Facewash, but Mason is able to move at the last second. Reaper, still up, turns around to see Mason run at him for a clothesline. Instead, Reaper counters with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster. Reaper taunts, before lifting up Mason, and setting him up for Reaper's Requim. He executes the move, just as S.T. Strickler gets up. Reaper mounts the nearest turnbuckle, as Strickler lifts up Benson. The Enforcers of Pain slide into the first ring, and Reaper clings to the wires. Benson and Strickler climb on different turnbuckles. Strickler quickly gets on the wires and gains a pace much similar to Soul Reaper. Benson attempts to get onto the wire above his head, but Y Kores have recovered and slid into the first ring. Benson looks behind himself, only to see Adriana Samu hit a Powerbomb on him off the turnbuckle. Rory Kotch slides Benson toward her, and locks in the Russian Deathlock. The fans cheer, seeing Samu climb to the top rope and raise her arm. She jumps off with a corkscrew 450 splash onto Benson, executing the Suicide Deathlock with her tag team partner.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I'd count Benson out of the match at this point, Martel.

JASON MARTEL
If so, then its up to Strickler up top. He's inches away.

Soul Reaper and S.T. Strickler are both reaching for the belts. Samu climbs onto the turnbuckle, and clings to the wires. Kotch climbs up right behind her. They move fairly fast, seeing Soul Reaper start to punch Strickler. Samu and Kotch make up for lost time, Samu being in the same spot as the dueling Reaper and Strickler. Kotch looks downward, and sees Kijar Donnelly slide into the second ring. The fans cheer as the "Italian Stallion" mounts the turnbuckle opposite of Reaper, and hang onto the wires above. He scurries his little body to the middle, joining the fight between Reaper, Strickler, and Samu. Kijar athletically releases his legs from the wires, and swings his feet, kicking both Reaper and Samu at the same time. Strickler follows up the blow with a backhand smack to Soul Reaper. Reaper looses grip with his arms, now hanging by his feet. Samu tries to unhook the belts, as the boys fight. S.T. Strickler punches Samu unexpectedly, causing her to lose her balance, after reaching for the belts. Kotch is unable to prevent Adriana Samu from crashing to the floor between the two rings below.

JASON MARTEL
Great work by Strickler. This match is definitely in his favor.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't count out Rory Kotch, Soul Reaper, or Kijar Donnelly, Martel.

Kotch quickly shimmies a few inches forward, reaching for the belts. Strickler tries to stop her, but Donnelly leaps to the wires Strickler is on, right behind him. Strickler is stunned, and the Italian Stallion uses his open arm to lock in the Stallion Sleeper. After a few seconds, Strickler loses his grip, and Kijar releases the hold. Strickler falls down to the floor, joining all the others. After Strickler falls, Cyanide gets to his feet, recovering from the attack by Seth Davids earlier. He climbs up the turnbuckle that was climbed by Strickler, and begins sliding across the wires. The other competitors look as Cyanide quickly gets to the center with them. Cyanide looks up at Reaper, who spits green mist into his eyes. The stunned Cyanide releases his grip and falls down to the floor. Soul Reaper climbs backwards on the wires, and hops off of them. The fans begin booing him as he rolls out of the ring and leaves to exit the arena.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
My god, Martel! Reaper has taken a turn for the worst here, in more ways than one.

JASON MARTEL
I officially admire Soul Reaper for his actions here tonight. It took a lot of courage to turn on Cyanide like that and just give up on the Texas Tag Team Championships.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That wasn't courage in any way shape or form. Now it looks as if Kijar Donnelly and Rory Kotch are the only two here with a chance in this match up.

Donnelly climbs to the belts, that Rory Kotch is unhooking. Donnelly kicks Kotch a few times, causing her to lose balance with her hands. She is dangling by her feet. Donnelly attempts to unhook the belts, which he does, but instead of grabbing them, Kotch swings forward, and grabs the belts from Donnelly's grip. The bell rings, and Donnelly goes for a Hurricanranna on the winner. The move is hit successfully, sending both of them to the floor below. The belts are still around the arm of Rory Kotch, and the bell has already rung.[/color]

Winners: Y Kores (Kotch & Samu)

MONICA DELUCA
The winners of this match, and the new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores!

JASON MARTEL
Thanks to that stupid little Italian preventing Strickler from stopping Kotch and grabbing the belts, Y Kores came out on top.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A truly stupendous match ended with Rory Kotch snatching the belts. Out of anger and frustration, I would suppose, Kijar hit a Hurricanranna for overkill.[/center]

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the Trinity Hall Irish Pub in Mockingbird Station, located in Downtown Dallas.

IP FREELY
Guys, Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft have found their way here to the Trinity Hall Irish Pub in Mockingbird Station, and it's an absolute mob scene with everyone in here! Hopefully it's nothing like what unfolded in Germany earlier today. Look out! Robert Ravencroft just grabbed a tray full of beer mugs and swung it over Lucky Kage's head, sending both beer and mugs flying everywhere! Looks like some shattered beer mugs on the ground, with everyone scurrying to get out of the way. Meanwhile, Lucky Kage is down and busted wide open, and Robert Ravencroft is punching away at his head on the ground. Now Ravencroft has gotten up and just took someone's bacon cheeseburger, and now he's taking a big bite of it and spits it right at the poor soul's face! Now he's opened up the burger and smearing it all over Lucky Kage's face. But Lucky Kage just kneed Robert in the groin, and Robert doubles over onto the floor in agony!

Lucky is grabbing a hold of one of the tables in order to help himself up. Meanwhile, Robert Ravencroft is struggling to get back to his feet, but now Lucky Kage has just grabbed a pot of coffee from one of the waitresses, and now he's pouring the scalding hot coffee onto Robert Ravencroft as he cries out in agony! Now Lucky's going for a pin... Hold on... ONE... TWO... Robert somehow manages to get his shoulder up. Lucky's picking Robert up and dragging him outside. We're going to follow these two to see where they wind up next. Guys, back to you!

Shot goes back to inside the Moody Coliseum as the Miami Vice theme hits over the PA. The fans boo in unison as a couple of rather buxom blonds dressed hot pink bikinis escort Myke Rhines to the ring. He looks as dapper as ever, dressed in jhorts and a red Cliff Lee Texas Rangers baseball jersey.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the new President of SNW, Myke Rhines!

JASON MARTEL
What a great day in SNW history, Mark!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Will someone please step up and buy this thing?! I shudder to think of what will happen with Rhines as president.

The girls lead Rhines to ring #1, and he gives them both each seedy hugs, grabbing their butts in the process, then sends them away as he walks up the steps and into the ring. Monica hands him the mic, and he creeps her out with a seedy hug, complete with grabbing her butt. Unfortunately, she has to stay and hold up the mic for the inauguration ceremony. Waiting inside the ring is none other than "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, Bible in hand.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh good lord.

JASON MARTEL
Why are you pissing all over the inauguration of someone who will be a fine leader of SNW, Mark?

GORDIE
Mr. Rhines, if you would please, place your right hand on the Bible while holding up your left hand, and repeat after me.

Rhines obliges Mr. Heath.

GORDIE
I, Myke Rhines, do solemnly swear...

MYKE RHINES
I, Myke Rhines, do solemnly swear...

GORDIE
...that I will support and defend the laws and bi-laws of Sports Nutz Wrestling against all rival wrestling promotions, be they regional, national, or international...

MYKE RHINES
...that I will support and defend the laws and bi-laws of Sports Nutz Wrestling against all rival wrestling promotions, be they regional, national, or international...

GORDIE
...that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same...

MYKE RHINES
...that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same...

GORDIE
...that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion...

MYKE RHINES
...that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion...

GORDIE
...and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.

MYKE RHINES
...and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.

GORDIE
Mr. Rhines, I, "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, now make official your Presidency of Sports Nutz Wrestling.

The fans boo their lungs out as Gordie and Rhines shake each other's hands, then give each other a big man-hug. Gordie raises Rhines' hand, then exits the ring as Monica Deluca hands the mic to Rhines, then gets out of ring #1 fast enough to prevent him from grabbing her butt again.

MYKE RHINES
Greetings, everyone here inside the Chip Moody Coliseum.

MARK FOLLOWILL
There goes Rhines, patronizing the dead per usual.

JASON MARTEL
Shut up, Mark!

MYKE RHINES
In the unfortunate event that you have all been living under a rock, or somesuch, there was recently an election to determine who would control the sands of time here in Sports Nutz Wrestling. Many tried, but all were truncated as they were no match for the almighty Myke Rhines. People such as Mike Bacsik, Robert Evans, Franco D'Angelo, and even Rocco, Russ Martin, Expo, Mike Fisher, Richie Whitt, Greggo, and Psycho Dave all attempted in vain to acquire this most important position of power that has been bestowed upon me, but all of them fell to most serious truncation. None of the men that I mentioned have the perspicacity; the acumen; the astuteness; not even discernment that is necessary to hold such an important position of power. But I possess all of those attributes necessary. Under my guidance, Sports Nutz Wrestling will be led into a new age. Sports Nutz Wrestling will tread into territory once unheard of. Which leads me to my first order of business as President of SNW.

As you all know, the first ever man to repeat as 4 Up Winner and the only two time Bad Blood Champion in that championship's history, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson, had recently agreed to be part of Matt Margera's team in the War Games match, but only on the condition that he would receive a chance to win the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. Now knowing that I would soon become President, Mr. Margera approached me about the confluence at hand. I listened to him as he pleaded his case, and I have come to the decision that Mr. Jackson will receive his chance that he so desperately wants, and most importantly, desperately needs. Once again, SNW has reached an agreement with the CW Network to air another 90 minute Main Event TV special, the details of which will be made readily available tomorrow on SNW.com. During this television event, James Jackson will receive a match for the Texas Heavyweight Title against whoever the champion may be at that point.

More major landmark decisions will be made by me in the coming weeks and months ahead. Stay hard, keep jammin, and we'll see ya.

The Miami Vice theme starts back up as Myke Rhines exits the ring and makes his way to the back. The shot goes back to the broadcast location.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A major bombshell just dropped by our new president, as James Jackson has received the title shot that he has been begging for.

JASON MARTEL
Begging for? He was simply asking for something that he felt he rightly deserves, and I'm hard-pressed to disagree.

MARK FOLLOWILL
In any event... Wait, what?... Oh good gosh. Apparently, Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft have now disrupted a movie showing at the Angelika. IP Freely, do you have us?

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside one of the theaters inside the Angelika. People inside trying to watch "The Killer Inside Me" are none too pleased at the scene that has abounded as Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft are brawling inside the theatre.

IP FREELY
Unfortunately, it appears we have ruined the movie experience... Ow! You all quit throwing your sodas and popcorn at us!... Anyway, people had come here to the Angelika to see "The Killer Inside Me," but instead are being treated to Lucky Kage and Robert Ravencroft duking it out. People are pelting all of us with candy, popcorn, sodas, you name it. Damn!... Ow!... Stop it!... That's not deterring Luck or Robert, as they continue to fight all over the place here. Here comes an usher to try to step in, and Robert just decked him with a clothesline. Another usher runs in, and Lucky Kage just hiptosses him into an innocent couple! Now they're exiting the theatre, much to the delight of these folks, and I'm going to follow them here...

The camera man and IP Freely are in pursuit of Robert Ravencroft and Lucky Kage as they brawl all the way into the hallway, and into the women's bathroom! Ladies are screaming as their privacy has been invaded. IP Freely is holding his arms over his head in a failed attempt to protect himself from the barrage of ladies pelting him with their purses while Robert Ravencroft slams Lucky Kage into one of the stall doors, taking the fight into one of the stalls.

IP FREELY
Ladies!... Dammit!... Stop!... OK, finally got away from them. Hey Gus, where did Robert and Lucky go?!

You can hear Gus the camera man off camera tell IP Freely that Robert and Lucky went into one of the stalls.

IP FREELY
OK, one of the stalls... Um... Let's try this one...

The camera is positioned to the side of IP Freely, so you can't see who's in the stall. Freely opens the door, and you can hear a woman shrieking in horror as Freely is startled and tries to get away from the stall as fast as he can while apologizing profusely.

IP FREELY
I'm so sorry! Oh my... That was Luna Vachon... Not very pretty... I think I'm going to puke...

IP Freely is trying to keep it together as the camera man finds the stall that Lucky and Robert are in. Lucky is giving Robert a swirly, then bumps into the camera man as he turns around to leave the stall, ready to charge toward Robert for the final blow. IP Freely can't hold it any longer and pukes right in Lucky's face, blinding him. Lucky is staggering about, trying to figure out where the hell he is, desperate to find something to clean his face. Robert Ravencroft, meanwhile, has recovered and makes his way out of the stall. He grabs Lucky by the throat, picks him up, and slams him down with the Good Nightmare chokebomb. IP Freely is trying to regain his breath as Robert goes for the cover.

IP FREELY
Phew... I feel better... Oh crap, Robert Ravencroft with a pin... ONE... TWO... THREE!

IP Freely goes to raise Robert Ravencroft's hand, but Robert kicks him in the gut, then places Freely's head in between his legs. He lifts Freely up, and slams him down hard with the Devil's Driver. It's apparent that everyone has cleared out of the bathroom as Robert surveys the damage. The shot goes back to ringside, where we see the cage above the two rings in anticipation of War Games: The Match Beyond.

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jason, are you ready? Because up next will be War Games: The Match Beyond as the Destruction Crew along with Goryokaku take on the Perfect World and James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
You forgot that Matt Margera has himself a mystery partner, and according to my sources, it’s a big one.

The large cage structure is shown being lowered down on to the two rings as the crowd is cheering, getting ready for War Games.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I’m sure it is Jason, as you seem to get the mystery partner right every time.

JASON MARTEL
Don’t doubt my sources, Followill.

As "Amazing Disgrace" starts up, we hear the voice of the late, great Johnny Cash:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

Matt Margera is shown walking out with Wench by his side. Matt continues to head to the two rings as Tyler Guevara comes out behind them. The trio get booed from the get go, as they continue on and pause half way and look around at the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is the War Games. Introducing team number one, Matt Margera, Wench and Tyler Guevara, they are the team of the Perfect World!

Matt walks around the one side having Wench and Tyler follow him as he ignores a fan throwing a bag of popcorn right in his face.

JASON MARTEL
Can these people have some respect for respectful people?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Respectful people?! The Perfect World consists of three individuals who are all heartless and could care less about SNW, or it’s fans for that matter.

“Remember The Name” by Fort Minor begins to play as James Jackson is shown making his way out. James stands there as he glares at the steel cage structure before him as he looks around at the crowd, a scatter of cheers, followed by a large percentage of boos.

MARK FOLLOWILL
James Jackson’s only reason to get involved in this match is due to Matt Margera landing James a future shot at the SNW Texas Heavyweight title.

JASON MARTEL
And Jackson will receive that shot in August.

MONICA DELUCA
Also representing team number one... from Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North... weighing in at 220lbs, “The Modern Day Hero” James Jackson!

James ignores Matt and his fellow teammates as he looks up at the cage, looking ready and focused. The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood blares around the PA as all four members of the Destruction Crew make there way down to a loud reception of cheers.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing team number two... they are the team of Mike Hanson, the Mauler, Killer Kong and Super Vader... the Destruction Crew!

All four make there way towards the cage structure, as they begin to trade words with the opposing team, as officials stay in between.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Seems like the Destruction Crew don’t want to wait til they get in the cage and want to start the action now.

JASON MARTEL
Their four drunks, always looking for a fight, so of course they want to start it now. None of them have followed rules once.

The lights go out as "Journey Through the Dark" by Blind Guardian begins to play. Red lights illuminate around the Moody Coliseum as Goryokaku makes his way out. A mixed reaction from the crowd forms as he looks around and nods his head.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Seems like the city of Dallas is mixed when it comes to Gory.

JASON MARTEL
Odds are they only cheer him because he doesn’t like Matt Margera or anything associated to him.

MONICA DELUCA
And the final member of team two, hailing from Lowestoft, England and weighing in at 245lbs, Goryokaku!

Goryokaku snaps his fingers as the red fades and the lights come back on. Gory goes and joins the Destruction Crew as they seem ready. Cameras show Matt Margera looking very nervous and paranoid as he huddles up his team.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the rules of War Games. Itconsists of three periods. The first period, one member of each team will enter the cage and start the contest for five minutes. Near the end of the five minutes a coin toss will occur to decide who gets the advantage. Period two, every two minutes a new member of each team will enter until all five members of each team have entered. The final period will be the match beyond, and after all ten individuals have entered, the match can only be won when the opposing team has had a member surrender. There are no rules and anything goes inside the War Games structure.

JASON MARTEL
Blah, blah, let’s get with the program.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Knowing we’re on pay per view, and I’ll have Mark Cuban sign the check... Jason Martel, shut the fuck up.

MONICA DELUCA
Dallas, Texas, are you ready for War Games?!

The crowd begins to cheer as one official on opposing sides of the cage open the door waiting for the first person to enter. Matt Margera looks to nominate Tyler Guevara. Yet before that occurs, James Jackson climbs into the cage himself. Before Tyler can do anything, Matt waves him off and shakes his head. Super Vader is shown entering the cage himself, as the cage doors are locked.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like James Jackson taking charge and not listening to Matt Margera.

JASON MARTEL
Super Vader starting this off is quite bad for him because by the time Wench or Matt show up, he’ll be out of breathe.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen... LET THE WAR GAMES... BEGIN!

War Games
James Jackson, Perfect World and ? vs Goryokaku and Destruction Crew

The bell rings as Super Vader climbs into the ring, and heads to ring two as James jumps up onto the ropes and grabs onto the roof of the cage swinging himself forward kicking Super Vader in the face. James starts to stomp away at Vader. James holds Vader’s arm out and stomps on it.

JASON MARTEL
As much as Matt Margera hates James Jackson, he’s like the hired gun. He’s the wrestler in this match and can easily dissect any body part and force the Destruction Crew to call it quits.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That’s a valid point, but in a War Games, teamwork is going to have to play a part and well, I don’t see James being on the same page as Perfect World.

James lifts Vader up and swings him into the turnbuckle. James locks Vader’s arm with the ropes and goes to the opposite corner. James runs at Vader, and lifts his leg up as Vader catches James’ foot with his free hand and pushes James back. Vader gets his arm out of the ropes and starts to go with more lefts than rights at James. James staggers back and quickly jumps up kicking Vader’s arm as Vader stumbles back and holds his arm. James runs at Vader, as Vader quickly catches James and drops him for a powerslam. Super Vader then locks Jackson into a chinlock, leaving it cinched in for a bit until it's time for the coin toss. Super Vader then picks Jackson up and whips him into the ropes, ducking down for an overhead back body drop. But Super Vader's timing is off as he and Jackson bump heads and both men go down.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both men are down as we’re closing in on the coin toss. Take it away Bob Sturm.

JASON MARTEL
Sturm?! Does that guy even know how to conduct a coin toss?!

James and Vader both stagger back up and begin to trade lefts and rights, with Vader getting the upper hand.

BOB STURM
Ladies and gentlemen, time now to, uh, get the coin, uh, toss out of, uh, the way. Matt you said, uh, heads, right?

Matt shakes his head, as he argues that he said tails. Bob looks over to Gory and he just shrugs his shoulder. Bob flips the coin and it lands down on heads but Bob picks it up and then flips it and opens his hand and it's tails.

BOB STURM
Um, with the, uh, eagle here, it looks like it's, uh, tails even though, uh, eagles don’t have any, uh, tails.

Gory argues with the official as the other members of the Destruction Crew look pissed wanting to take Bob Sturm’s head off. Matt celebrates like he’s hit the jackpot and quickly orders Tyler to get by the door.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, not sure Sturm can do a coin toss, but in any case, the Perfect World won the toss.

JASON MARTEL
Never doubted Bob Sturm! He got it right as the Perfect World wins the man advantage.

Vader lifts James up and goes to splash him the corner as a buzzer goes off and the door opens. Tyler Guevara quickly climbs into the ring. Vader runs at James but stops midway, turning and hitting Tyler right as he tries to sneak up on Vader. Vader begins to stomp away at Tyler, lifting him up and tossing him over the ropes into the other ring. Vader turns around and meets a boot to the side of the face from James.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Super Vader was worried all about Tyler Guevara he forgot about James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
You don’t ever forget about James Jackson, and he just showed you why.

James quickly lifts Vader up and goes for a German suplex, James goes again and succeeds as Tyler comes out of nowhere, dropkicking Vader back.

JASON MARTEL
What was that about teamwork, Followill?

Tyler quickly gets to his feet as he starts punching away at Vader. James gets back to his feet and stands in front of the Destruction Crew cage door.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Seems like James is going to go after whoever is coming in next.

JASON MARTEL
That’s smart. With Super Vader down right now, you take out the next guy and then the advantage is Perfect World.

Tyler lifts Vader up and swings him into the ropes and goes for a back body drop. Vader stops and kicks Tyler in the head and clotheslines him down. James continues to stare down the door unaware of the action behind him. James turns around and ducks a clothesline attempt from Vader, and fires back with a forearm to Vader. Vader stumbles back and James runs at him as Vader catches him and drops him with a body slam. All three guys are laying on the mat as the buzzer goes off.

MARK FOLLOWILL
All three guys are out, and the Destruction Crew is about to even the odds. Seems like a fair match so far.

Mike Hanson climbs into the cage as Tyler gets to his feet. Mike runs at Tyler and quickly clotheslines him down. Mike lifts Tyler and throws him over the ropes as Tyler bounces on one set and rolls under the other into ring two. Mike quickly follows and begins to stomp away at Tyler. James and Vader both get back to there feet around the same time and begin to trade lefts and rights. Vader begins to get the upper hand as James pokes Vader in the eyes, then kicks him straight in the groin.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a cheap shot by James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
Cheap shots?! It's War Games, Mark! There aren’t any rules!

Mike lifts Tyler and drags him towards the cage and begins to rub Tyler’s face across the steel mesh. Tyler screams as blood begins to drip down his forehead. James begins to stomp away at Vader’s leg and drags Vader towards the ropes. James locks Vader’s leg with the ropes and continues to stomp away as Vader is screaming in pain himself.

JASON MARTEL
Tyler’s screaming because he’s bleeding. Vader is screaming because James Jackson is breaking his leg in half.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well as you said, it's all legal in War Games.

The cameras show Matt Margera looking worried as Wench looks to be ready to enter the cage. She pushes the camera out of the way, hiding some kind of object in her hand.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What did Wench have in her hand? It looked like some kind of object.

JASON MARTEL
Never underestimate females in a hostile environment, Mark.

The buzzer goes off as Wench enters the cage. She holds what now can been seen as handcuffs in her hand and goes straight to Super Vader. James unlocks the ropes from Vader’s leg and lifts him up dragging him into the corner. James backs up as Wench quickly comes into the middle, taking one of Vader’s hands. Wench handcuffs Vader to the rope in one of the corners. Wench backs up and taunts at Vader as she gets booed in the process.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Handcuffs! Wench just handcuffed Super Vader to the ropes! This is getting out of control and is ridiculous!

JASON MARTEL
Ridiculous? I find it genius! It’s a masterful plan that Matt Margera has put together and it's working so far.

Mike continues to force Tyler to bleed, punching him in the forehead. Mike backs up and gets hit in the back of the head from Wench. Mike turns around and forearms Wench and grabs her by the hair. Mike goes to swing Wench around as Tyler runs at Mike from behind and chop blocks him. Tyler and Wench both begin to stomp away at Mike. James stomps away at Vader, and locks him into a single leg lock as Vader is screaming trying to use his free hand to get out of the handcuffs. James releases the hold as he goes to were Wench and Tyler and the three continue to beat down Mike.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Instead of it being three on two, it's three on one! This is an outrage!

JASON MARTEL
No rules, Followill. Get that through your head.

The buzzer goes off as Killer Kong quickly climbs into the cage and goes to Vader. Kong grabs a hold of the handcuffs and begins to pull on them. Before Kong can do anything else, James and Tyler come from behind and begin to stomp away at Kong. Wench drags Mike to the side of the cage, and she begins to rub his face into the steel mesh. James lifts Kong up and quickly swings him into the cage. Tyler goes towards Vader and begins to choke him using his foot across his throat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Perfect World seem to have a perfect plan and it’s working. They have taken out the Destruction Crew.

JASON MARTEL
Matt Margera is a desperate man, and you never doubt a desperate man.

Tyler lifts Vader up in the corner and runs to the opposite corner. Tyler runs at Vader as Vader gets his foot up and kicks Tyler. James lifts Kong up and swings him into the cage again. Wench starts to punch away at Mike’s face as his forehead is covered in blood. Vader continues to try to escape from the handcuffs. The cameras show Matt Margera looking on nervously, as if he’s going to climb into the cage. The buzzer goes off. Just as Matt is about to enter, the lights suddenly go off.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What the heck is going on here?

JASON MARTEL
I haven’t a clue Followill, but I thought Matt was going to be entering the cage.

The lights begin to flicker as a large individual is shown in the entrance area. The lights slowly begin to come on as the individual continues down to the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Holy shit, that’s Hellspawn!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jason, you just took the words out of my mouth! I can’t believe it!

JASON MARTEL
Now we know what Matt Margera meant when he said he'd have to do something even he would regret!

MARK FOLLOWILL
You better believe he's going to regret ever bringing Hellspawn back to SNW, knowing their history.

Hellspawn continues his way down to the cage, as Matt is shown still looking like a nervous wreck. Hellspawn, instead of going to the Perfect World side of the cage, he turns and heads to the Destruction Crew side and quickly begins to attack Goryokaku. The two begin to trade blows as Hellspawn clotheslines Gory over the barricade and into the crowd. Hellspawn follows Gory into the crowd, and lifts up a chair and slams it across Gory’s back. Matt looks on trying to yell that Hellspawn needs to get into the cage. Hellspawn ignores Matt’s yelling and continues to fight Gory on the outside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Seems like Hellspawn doesn’t care about the War Games. He just wants to take out Goryokaku.

JASON MARTEL
Well even if Matt Margera isn’t happy, he can’t say that isn’t why he wanted him on his side.

Hellspawn and Gory continue to fight back and forth throughout the crowd as James, inside the ring, waits for Kong to get back to his feet. James goes to superkick Kong. However, Kong quickly moves out of the way, and James ends up hitting Tyler instead. James stands there and shakes his head looking down at Tyler and shrugs his shoulders. Wench goes towards James, arguing with him as James ignores her rants and quickly ducks as Mike comes out of nowhere, clotheslining Wench. James then kicks Mike and drops him back with a belly to belly suplex.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Teamwork seems to be falling apart amongst the Perfect World.

JASON MARTEL
Oh yes, Followill. James meant to take Tyler’s head off with that kick.

The viewer at home get the split-screen as it shows Hellspawn and Gory continuing their battle into the crowd around the Moody Coliseum, while James stands above everyone looking around and looks at the cage door waiting for Mauler to enter. The Gambler is shown heading down to ringside as Mauler waits by the door. The buzzer goes off as Mauler enters the cage and is met with a kick to the side of the head by James. The Gambler goes over towards Vader, pulling out a set of keys.

JASON MARTEL
Of course Gambler would have a set of keys to get Vader out of trouble.

Before Gambler can give keys to Vader, Matt comes running over to that side of the cage and hits Gambler in the back with his cane. Matt starts to stomp at Gambler and grabs the keys and tosses them into the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Matt Margera has gone crazy! He’s snapped!

James begins to stomp away at Mauler. Wench trades blows with Kong as Tyler is thrown into the mesh of the cage by Mike. Vader begins to try to get his way from the ropes as Kong gets the upper hand on Wench. Kong grabs her by the hair and swings her to the side of the cage as the crowd cheers in approval.

JASON MARTEL
This is pathetic! The crowd just cheered a woman getting thrown into the side of the cage like a rag doll!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wench knew what she was getting into when she signed up for this.

The buzzer goes off as Matt goes to enter the cage. The ref doesn’t open the door yet and goes to Monica Deluca informing her of something.

MONICA DELUCA
Due to the actions of Hellspawn and Goryokaku, Matt Margera is the last man to enter the cage. Therefore the Match Beyond has begun, and the first team to get the opposing team to sumbit or surrender will be declared the winners!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don’t think Matt Margera is happy about that.

JASON MARTEL
No shit.

Matt enters the cage, holding his cane and quickly swings it, hitting Mauler in the back. Matt then goes and hits Kong and Mike Hanson before stopping to look at Vader, who's still handcuffed to the ropes. Matt holds the cane up as the Gambler is shown slowly getting to his feet. Gambler reaches in his pocket and slips a pair of wire cutters through the mesh of the cage. Matt swings the cane as Vader uses his legs and kicks Matt away. Vader uses his free hand and begins to cut the handcuffs off the ropes and rolls away from the corner. Vader slowly gets back to his feet and backs up as the four members of Destruction Crew gather together in one ring. Perfect World do the same in the opposite ring. Matt begins to talk strategy with Tyler and Wench as James ignores Matt. He runs and jumps over both sets of ropes and lands on the Destruction Crew.

MARK FOLLOWILL
James Jackson wasting no time going after the Destruction Crew.

Tyler, Matt and Wench follow suit as the fight breaks out in ring number one. Vader gets his hands on Matt and throws him over the ropes and follows him into ring number two. Kong and Wench follow suit as there is two on two in both rings. Kong swings Matt into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster as Vader grabs a hold of Wench’s arm, locking her in armbar.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Vader has Wench in a submission hold!

James grabs a hold of Mike, locking him into a leg lock and continues to cinch the hold in. Vader twists Wench’s arm as he turns it, and glares at Matt. Matt continues to trade blows with Kong and kicks below the belt and goes to attack Vader. Matt stops as Vader threatens to break Wench’s arm. Matt pleads with Vader shaking his head as Vader continues to apply more pressure locking Wench’s arm back.

JASON MARTEL
Vader has Wench locked in that armbar! She is stuck, and this isn’t looking good for Matt.

Matt looks at Vader and shakes his head. He looks over at Wench as she shakes her head, screaming in pain. Matt looks on and as Vader twists and locks Wench’s arm back further.

MARK FOLLOWILL
One more turn on Wench’s arm and she will have a broken one.

Matt begins to pace towards Vader, but pauses as he looks on and nods his head. Matt looks at the ref, saying he quits as the bell rings. Vader looks on at Matt and releases the hold, pushing Wench right into Matt. Matt looks down at Wench, tending to her arm as she shakes her head screaming in pain. James releases the leg lock he had on Mike and begins to make his way out of the cage. The Destruction Crew begin to celebrate as the cage is slowly lifted up.

Winners: Goryokaku and Destruction Crew

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match due to Matt Margera surrendering, Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I don’t agree with Matt Margera on pretty much anything, but I applaud the fact that he bit the bullet and saved Wench.

JASON MARTEL
Saved Wench?! He lost the match! Vader is the coward for picking on a female to begin with!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well be that as it may, we are getting closer and closer to the main event of this evening. A 4-way elimination match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title that will pit the champion, Chris Angel, against Jack Clinton, Versus Vince, and Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis. But before that match-up begins, we want to inform our fans that there has been a live event schedule change. With more on that, here is the current live event schedule.

"Taking You Down" by Egypt Central is playing in the background as we see text on the screen detailing upcoming SNW events.

August 7, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

August 10, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
Lake Country Christian School
Fort Worth, TX

August 14, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
The Reconsider Lounge
Dallas, TX

August 17, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
LD Bell High School
Hurst, TX

August 21, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

August 26, 2010
The Main Event TV taping
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:00 PM
Trinity High School
Euless, TX

September 4, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
Sneaky Pete's
Lewisville, TX

MARK FOLLOWILL
Note that the Main Event television taping has been moved up one day to August 26, and the Guys Night Out event at Sneaky Pete's is now taking place on September 4, Labor Day weekend. With all of that out of the way, let's not wait any longer. It is time for our main event!

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[Hollywood]

"Enter Sandman" by Metallica booms over the PA, and the fans leap to their feet in anticipation for the arrival of Jack Clinton. Sixteen seconds into the song, Clinton appears from behind the curtain, the cheers getting louder as he walks down to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton has been in SNW for over a year and a half, and he's scratched and clawed on his way to trying to win the SNW Texas Championship.

JASON MARTEL
Fozzywill, he's had more chances to win the Texas Championship than Darryl Strawberry had chances to salvage his baseball career. He can cry and whine all he wants about how it wasn't his fault that he lost. But last I checked, the record books doesn't say who's to blame for who wins and loses. Just who wins and loses. So that big, dumb neanderthal can just get over himself and kiss my ass!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Did you not learn your lesson from the last time you ran your mouth about Jack Clinon?!

JASON MARTEL
He and Angel jumped me and Koko from behind before we were ready!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jason, the record books don't show that you and Koko B. Ware were jumped from behind when you two got your asses handed to you. Just that you two got your asses handed to you.

JASON MARTEL
Shut up!

Clinton walks up the ring-steps and steps his legs over the ropes, entering the ring as his music dies down. "Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah blares over the sound system, and the fans boo their lungs out as Danny Palis walks out wearing his $8 cowboy hat, a black T-shirt that says "Merle keeps it real" in white, jorts, and cowboy boots. He's carrying a flask, but it's apparent that it's only his first drink of the day as he doesn't appear buzzed whatsoever, taking this match very seriously.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Talk about coming from out of nowhere. Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis wasn't even booked for the event until Tyler Straven was fired from SNW.

JASON MARTEL
And what an injustice that Danny was just thrown in as a substitute! He should've been in this match from the beginning!

MARK FOLLOWILL
OK, what about the time he lost to Mike LaFontaine?

JASON MARTEL
And what about the time he had his rematch with LaFontaine, beat him into oblivion and won the match?! How funny that you and everyone in this match conveniently forgets THAT part of the story.

As he approaches ringside, he sees several fans nearby yelling obscenities at him. He puts up the devil horns, takes a sip from his flask, then spits the contents of his drink at them before entering the ring, where he takes off his cowboy hat and T-shirt, handing it to the ring attendant as his music dies down. "You Can Run" by Jim Johnston hits, and the crowd comes back alive, cheering their heads off as Valerie Snyder leads Versus Vince out to the ring as he raises his right arm to the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Versus Vince, as of late, has been the kid that gets so close, yet is so far. Can he finally grab the brass ring and win it all here tonight?

JASON MARTEL
Well I'll give the kid his due. He's only 18, and he's worked his way to being in a match of this magnitude. However, I just don't see him winning this match. He's already going to be distracted with his girl there at ringside because he'll have his hands full trying to protect her in this most dangerous environment.

Vince points to the fans on his way down to the ring, acknowledging their support. Valerie takes her spot at ringside as Vince slides into the ring, playing to the crowd as his music dies down. "Stranglehold" by Ted Nugent hits, and the crowd lets out a deafening roar as Chris Angel, wearing his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist, saunters out from behind the curtain, his head titled slightly towards the crowd and a grin on his face as he nods in appreciation of the cheers.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And here he is, the man of the hour. The SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, who's only blemish was in a match where he didn't even take a pinfall or submit as it was a cage match with three other wrestlers, and he was just unlucky enough not to be able to escape the cage first.

JASON MARTEL
He turned away every challenger when he was Bad Blood Champion. And thus far, he's turned away every challenger to his Texas Heavyweight Title. But can he fight off three men coming after him? That's what I'm not so sure about, Fozzywill. Not to mention that it's three men who all want to tear into him. Clinton and Vince both think that Angel has turned on them, which he has...

MARK FOLLOWILL
He has not!

JASON MARTEL
Anyway, as I was saying... he's also taking on a man in Danny Palis who just doesn't care what he does to Angel. He just wants to be the champion.

Chris Angel slaps hands with the fans on his way down to the ringside area. He makes it to ring #1 and slides in under the ropes. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, takes off his championship belt and holds it up with his right hand while beating the left side of his chest with his left hand as a sign of respect for the fans. He hops down off the turnbuckle as each man takes their place in their respective corners.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 4 way elimination match for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship! When someone is pinned or made to submit, they are eliminated from the match. The match will only end once there is only one wrestler left in the match.

Introducing first, from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs... Jack Clinton!

The crowd cheers as Clinton raises his arms up in the air.

MONICA DELUCA
From Boston, Massachusetts and weighing 225 lbs... Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!

The crowd boos with utter disdain as Danny clasps his hand in his arm, telling the crowd to go to stick it.

MONICA DELUCA
From Truth or Consequences, New Mexico and weighing 195 lbs... accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder... Versus Vince!

The crowd cheers as Vince raises his arms up in the air.

MONICA DELUCA
And finally... from Los Angeles, California by way of right here in Dallas, Texas... weighing 280 lbs... the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... "The Dream" Chris Angel!

Angel receives the loudest ovation from the crowd as he lifts his belt up in the air with both hands. He hands the belt over to referee Rick Maynard, who signals for the bell.

SNW Texas Heayvweight Championship
4 Way Elimination Match
Chris Angel(Champion) vs Jack Clinton vs Versus Vince vs Danny Palis

The bell sounds, and Angel is on guard as Clinton, Vince and Palis all debate their next move. Clinton and Vince pretty much say to themselves "Screw it!" and make a beeline for Angel, working him over with clubbing blows as he tries to fight them off. Palis just stays in the background of the fight, jumping up and down, cheering Clinton and Vince on, shouting "Yeah! Yeah! Take that, Angel!" Vince and Clinton both hear Palis' yelling and stop what they're doing, turning their attention to Palis. Palis begs off, trying to keep them from approaching him. They charge after Palis, attempting a double clothesline, only for Palis to run and duck the clothesline. However, he gets nailed with a clothesline from a waiting Chris Angel. Angel stomps away at Palis until Clinton comes running in and nails him with a running big boot, sending Angel down to the canvas and rolling out of ring #1. Clinton follows Angel out, stomping away at him, then picking him up and ramming him headfirst into the ring apron. Meanwhile, in the ring, Vince has picked Palis up by the head in a headlock, runs and slams him down with a running bulldog. Vince tries to make Palis the first wrestler eliminated.

MARK FOLLOWILL
ONE... TWO... Danny Palis kicks out, avoiding what would've been an embarrassing quick exit.

JASON MARTEL
Meanwhile, outside the ring, Jack Clinton is dominating the Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Clinton continues to work Angel over outside the ring, hitting him with double axe handle to the back after double axe handle as Angel is down on all fours. Clinton picks Angel up and attempts to whip him into the barricade, but Angel reverses the whip, sending Clinton spinefirst into the barricade. Angel then charges in and clotheslines Clinton, taking himself and Clinton up and over the barricade and into the crowd as fans scurry to get out of the way. Angel gets back up and a fan offers him his beer. Angel gladly takes the beer, takes a big sip, then spits the remains of the beer in Clinton's face right as he gets back up. The two continue to exchange right hands as Danny Palis, who has taken Versus Vince down with a dropkick, goes to climb the top turnbuckle. Angel and Clinton turn to see Palis flying at them off the top turnbuckle. Palis flies all the way from the top turnbuckle, clearing the barricade and crashing into Angel and Clinton with a high crossbody block.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What unbelievable agility from the Sahara Reign, flying all the way from the turnbuckle, over the barricade and onto Chris Angel and Jack Clinton!

JASON MARTEL
But he's taken himself out as well.

Valerie Snyder is cheering on Vince to get back up. He works his way back to his feet, thanks in part to grabbing a hold of the ropes and helping himself get back up. He goes to climb the top turnbuckle as Clinton, Angel and Palis work their way back to their feet. Vince comes flying off the top turnbuckle, clears the barricade, and crashes onto Angel, Clinton and Palis with the Halo!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Unbelievable! Versus Vince flying with massive quantums of authority, nailing Chris Angel, Jack Clinton and Danny Palis with the Halo!

JASON MARTEL
And now everyone is down!

Referee Rick Maynard runs out to check on all four guys, who are all stirring about, trying to regain their strength. Vince is the first one to make an effort to get back to his feet, grabbing a hold of the barricade to help regain his footing. Palis turns over, putting his hands on the floor, picking himself up. Palis charges toward Vince, but Vince ducks down, throwing Palis up and over the barricade and onto the ringside floor with an overhead backbody drop. Vince hops over the barricade and picks Palis up and attempts to whip him into the corner post of ring #1, but Palis reverses the whip, sending Vince facefirst into the post as Vince falls down to the floor. Meanwhile, Clinton picks Angel up in a vertical suplex position, then drops him over the barricade and onto the floor without Clinton falling back himself to avoid hitting the barricade. Clinton then climbs over the barricade and picks Angel up, but Angel hits him with an uppercut, slams Clinton's head into the ring apron, then rolls him into ring #1. Meanwhile, Palis has rolled Vince into ring #2.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now we have action in both rings!

JASON MARTEL
But there's only one referee!

The ref is trying to keep up with the action as Angel lays several elbow drops into Clinton's sternum in ring #1, while Palis has Vince locked in an armbar in ring #2. Vince fights his way up, then nails Palis in the back of the head with an Enziguri Kick, knocking Palis through the ropes and falling down in between the ropes of rings #1 and #2. Angel sees Palis down where the two rings are next to each other, and he goes to pick up Palis by the head. Angel has Palis up, his feet hanging on the ropes, and Angel brings Palis down facefirst on the canvas with a facebuster. Meanwhile, Vince springboards from the ropes in ring #2 and into ring #1, landing a springboard corkscrew splash onto Palis. ONE... TWO... Palis kicks out. Angel goes to Vince, trying to convince him that they should work together on Palis. However, Vince has other ideas as he flips Angel the double middle finger.

OOOOOOOOHHH!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I guess Versus Vince has other plans.

JASON MARTEL
He's just reminding Chris Angel that as Texas Champion, he's #1.

Angel is angry and is about to give Vince everything's he's got. However, Jack Clinton is back up and he grabs Angel, turning him around, and knocking him down to the canvas with a straight right hand punch. Clinton picks Angel up and whips him hard into the corner, sending Angel down on his backside in the corner. Vince, meanwhile, is holding onto the ropes while nailing knee drop after knee drop onto Danny Palis. In the corner where Angel is trapped, Clinton proceeds to stomp a mudhole into him. Meanwhile, Vince picks up Palis, but Palis gouges Vince, then locks him in the Iron Claw. Clinton picks Angel up out of the corner, but Angel stuns Clinton with a jawbreaker, followed up by a dropkick that staggers the big man, sending him down to one knee. Angel runs and knees Clinton in the face, knocking him down. Meanwhile, Palis transitions Vince from the Iron Claw into a DDT that drives Vince down into the canvas headfirst. Palis is taunting the fans, who boo him out of the building, only for Angel to catch him with a neckbreaker from behind to a big pop from the crowd. Angel goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Palis gets the shoulder up. Angel goes to pick Palis up, only for Palis to crotch Angel with a low blow, followed up by a piledriver. Clinton is back up and is ready to take out Palis.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Jack Clinton is back to his feet as Danny Palis is once again wasting valuable time. Clinton goes running in after Palis, but Palis turns around and gets out of the way, and Versus Vince pays the price as Clinton nails him with a big boot right as he got back up!

JASON MARTEL
Well so much for Jack Clinton and Versus Vince being able to work together.

Palis reaches over to his corner as no one has touched his flask and takes a sip of his Crown and Coke. Clinton turns around, and Palis spews it in his face, causing the big man to stagger around and fall through the ropes and to the outside with a loud and sickening thud, knocking the big man out for now. Angel is back to one knee, but Palis knocks him right back down with his flask, then throws it out. Palis sees Versus Vince trying to get back up, so he kicks him in the gut, doubles him over, then lifts him up and powerbombs him down to the canvas. But that's not all, as Palis goes to climb the top turnbuckle while Valerie Snyder yells at Vince to get back up. Palis comes flying off the top turnbuckle, nailing Vince with a diving headbutt. Palis goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, Versus Vince has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And this crowd can't believe that Danny Palis has just eliminated Versus Vince!

JASON MARTEL
And you didn't think that the Sahara Reign had a chance! Now he only two more wrestlers have to be eliminated, and he'll be the Texas Champion!

As Vince rolls to the outside with Valerie helping him to the back, Palis decides to taunt him, holding his index finger and thumb up to his head to form an 'L', indicating that Vince is a "loser." Palis turns around, only to be surprised when Angel is back up and slams him down hard with a sidewalk slam into a pin. ONE... TWO... Palis gets the shoulder up. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Clinton is stirring about, but is struggling to even get up to his knees. Angel picks Palis up by the head and attempts to whip him into the corner. But Palis reverses the whip, running right behind Angel. Angel lands in the corner, and Palis immediately hits him with a running back elbow, then grabs Angel's head, runs and brings Angel down with his version of the Diamond Cutter.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The Knox City Knockout! This could do it right here! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Angel gets the shoulder up... but Danny Palis takes advantage of the opening and grabs Angel's arms, and now has him locked in the King Buck!

JASON MARTEL
Chris Angel couldn't kick out, so he got his shoulder up to break up the pin. But then Danny Palis with the resourcefulness to grab the arm, turn Angel over and wrap his legs around Angel's arm, then lock Angel in the King Buck crossface.

MARK FOLLOWILL
The referee is asking Angel if he wants to submit, but Angel is refusing to tap out as he tries to fight his way up.

JASON MARTEL
It won't be easy as Palis is holding on for dear life trying to eliminate the Texas Heavyweight Champion. And remember, Jack Clinton took a pretty serious fall to the floor outside the ring after Palis blinded him with the Crown and Coke from his flask, and Clinton is still struggling to make it to his feet.

Palis holds onto the King Buck crossface, but Angel continues to try and fight his way out of the hold. Angel finally digs down deep into his resourcefulness and desperation to use his free hand to gouge Palis' eyes, forcing Palis to release the hold as he tries to doctor his eyes. Palis turns around as Angel is back up, and Angel kicks him in the gut, doubling Palis over. Meanwhile, Clinton is finally back up to his feet as he uses the ring apron to help himself up. Angel places Palis' head in between his(Angel's) legs, lifts Palis up and drives him down hard with the Fallen. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis has been eliminated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And listen to this crowd come alive as Clinton rolls himself back into the ring!

JASON MARTEL
You can cut the tension with a knife, Mark!

Clinton is back to his feet as he and Angel stare each other down, realizing that it's come down to the two of them. They take their time to circle the ring as the crowd is abuzz with excitement. The two lock up, jockeying for position, only for Clinton to toss Angel down on his back. Angel looks like he's trying to think of a plan B as Clinton reminds Angel how much stronger he is than him. Angel is back to his feet, and the two circle around again, feeling each other out. Clinton tries to go for a double leg takedown, but Angel spins around and trips Clinton down facefirst, then immediately locks in a Fujiwara Armbar to try to get Clinton to submit. But Clinton quickly makes it over to the ropes, and Angel lets go of the hold. Angel picks Clinton up and attempts to whip him into the ropes, but Clinton reverses the whip, sending Angel into the ropes. Angel rebounds off the ropes, and Clinton takes him down with a vicious powerslam. ONE... TWO... Angel gets the shoulder up. Clinton gets up and waits for Angel to try and pick himself up. Angel is up but doubled over, and Clinton goes for an axe kick. However, Angel sidesteps out of the way. Angel turns Clinton around and drives him down headfirst with a DDT, then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Clinton gets the shoulder up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both men are having a hard time putting each other away.

JASON MARTEL
And you have to wonder just how far Jack Clinton will go to try and beat Angel if he can get himself back up.

Angel stomps away to keep Clinton down, then goes to the outside. He looks under the ring. The crowd is abuzz when he picks up a sledgehammer from under the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well you were wondering how far Clinton would go to win the title. Looks like we're about to find out how far Chris Angel will go to keep his title!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!

Angel slides back into the ring, sledgehammer in hand. However, a good majority of the crowd seems to be screaming at him not to do it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Why on earth would Chris Angel do this?!

JASON MARTEL
I like it! Shows that he has gumption!

MARK FOLLOWILL
He's having second thoughts!

JASON MARTEL
Waffle him with it! Use it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
This usually bloodthirsty crowd for whatever reason doesn't want him to use it!

JASON MARTEL
Hit him! Hit him! Give it to me, I'll hit him!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And Angel throws the sledgehammer out to a loud ovation from this crowd inside the Moody Coliseum.

JASON MARTEL
What a wimp! What a wimp! I would've hit Clinton with the sledgehammer! This is SNW for crying out loud!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris Angel chose to do the right thing, to fight his once best friend with honor and integrity!

JASON MARTEL
This may come back to haunt him, that puss.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Clinton is slow to get up, and Angel has him locked in the Sleeper Chokehold. Clinton, however, won't go down!

Angel tries to lock the hold in even harder, but Clinton manages to hold on, walks over to the corner and uses every bit of strength he has to run backward and crush Angel in the corner, forcing him to let go of the hold. Both men stagger out of the corner, but Clinton gets the better of it as he turns around and lifts Angel up for what seems to be a vertical suplex, then brings him down with a piledriver.

OOOOOOOHHHH!!!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Clinton Driver! Clinton Driver! He goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

JASON MARTEL
I can't believe it!

Winner: Jack Clinton

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner... and NEEEEWWW SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion!!... Jack Clinton!

The crowd has come unglued as Jack Clinton just lies on top of Angel, his face in shock of what has just transpired while "Enter Sandman" by Metallica booms over the PA. Monica runs over to meet the ref, handing him the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title belt. Clinton sits up on his knees as the ref hands him the belt, and Clinton gladly accepts the belt. He stands up, walks over to one of the corners and climbs to the middle turnbuckle as he holds the belt up in the air with his right hand. Angel, who is still reeling from the earlier Clinton Driver, is slowly turning himself around, trying to get back up. Clinton looks over at Angel, who's turned over and trying to get up as "Enter Sandman" stops playing. Clinton looks over at Angel, thinking of everything that's been said between the two, and everything that has happened over the past couple of months. After thinking things over, Clinton reaches his hand out to a big pop from the crowd. Angel grabs the hand, and Clinton helps him up. The two look each other in the face, and the crowd really comes unglued as the two embrace in the ring with a big man-hug, and both men raise each other's hands up in the air, with Angel pointing to Clinton, letting the fans know that he is the man to beat now as "Enter Sandman" by Metallica plays once again over the PA.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Before tonight, the only blemish on Chris Angel's ledger here in SNW was the Cage of Death from 4 Up '09. However, he wasn't pinned or made to submit in that match. He was just unlucky that James Jackson got out of the cage before him. Meanwhile, Jack Clinton has finally fought through all the crap that Gordon Heath, the Sports Nutz, Vincent Matthews and his merry men that made up Insurgence, anyone else, and even a few "emo" kids... the crap they all put Clinton through, and not once did he give up. He didn't walk out on the company like his so-called friend Chris P had once threatened to do. Jack Clinton persevered, and now he proudly wears the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship!

JASON MARTEL
Well he better enjoy it while he can, because now he has a big bulls-eye on him. There are a lot of wrestlers here in SNW that don't like Jack Clinton, and they would love nothing more than to be able to say they were the ones that prematurely stopped his reign as champion.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, don't forget to tune in on Saturday night, August 7 on the CW for Saturday Night Onslaught from the Gordietorium! For Jason Martel, Bob Sturm and IP Freely, I'm Mark Followill saying good night everyone!

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