Post by freak on Jul 16, 2010 23:08:43 GMT -6
We return to Jack Clinton in his undisclosed location.
Amazingly our Texas Champion has gone silent. Can't understand it- usually Angel has plenty to say and if you say something he doesn't like, he's usually right there saying something and running you down. I can't understand why...maybe there's something that he isn't fully being truthful about, maybe there's truth in what we're saying, I don't know. But there's been a lot of gum flapping from Versus Vince, which you expect considering that I think he might be starting to get a little chip on his shoulder, and drunken ramblings from the Saharan Drunk Danny Palis. And in the latter case, I feel it's my civic duty to respond.
Danny, your mentor is right. You HAVE been a colossal failure. Like New Coke, the Edsel, Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell, and Crystal Pepsi you've been severly lacking in a lot of departments since you staggered your big ass into SNW. Apparently you're also suffering from schizophrenia, nice. You wanna talk about everyone talking a big game...well, unlike you, Danny, we've earned that right. What exactly has given you any reason to talk smack, huh?
You don't like the fact that we keep bringing up your loss to Mike LaFontaine? Tough shit. You shouldn't have lost to him. You call yourself a star and then you go out and pull a Chris Candido and lose to a guy who's only here to make people like us look good week after week. Do you not want us to remind you of it? Sorry, don't work that way. If you hadn't lost to a guy who makes his living getting thrown around a ring, you wouldn't be getting criticized for it.
And you know what the truth really is, Danny? You haven't done anything to prove you're not the same guy that you were when you lost to Mike LaFontaine. I don't even know why you're in this match. Couldn't the uppity ups in the matchmaking committee just make it a triple threat match once Tyler Straven bitched his way out of the company? I don't want to wrestle you. No one in this match wants to wrestle you. We're only doing it because we're being FORCED to wrestle you. It's a waste of our time and the fans' money to watch you plod your way around the ring like Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling.
I dare you to call me Hack again. I fuckin' DARE you. Then you'll get your wish in not having to see me in the ring again. Hell, you'll get your wish in more ways that one. This so-called jabroni has been at the top of a company. That alone should make you reconsider your words. Hell, you're 39 years old and just breaking into the wrestling business. What the hell are you trying to prove and who the hell are you trying to fool into thinking that you matter? I fully expect you to be the first eliminated from the match and I fully expect to be the one doing it. If you have a problem with that you're more than welcome not to step in the ring on the 24th. If not, we'll see you there. If only for the 45 seconds it'll take for you to pass out in the middle of the ring.
Now, Vince, I think your priorities are just a wee bit out of whack. I notice you have a girlfriend who you like to parade around. I have no problem with that. She is quite the lovely girl, I do say. But you know what? It's not as big of an advantage as you may think. It's a distraction you don't need to have right now. I'm not saying that having hot women around wrestling rings is a bad thing. But what inevitably happens when the stakes are as high as they are? They're put it harm's way and you suddenly lose your focus. That doesn't do you any good when the top prize in the company is on the line.
Second of all, I'm not too high on your choice of words regarding my Balance of Power win at WrestleStock. You want to bring up how you put your body on the line. You're more than welcome to do so. After all, you did something in that match that I don't know how many of us would've dared to do. You took out most of the competitors in one fell swoop. No one can deny that. But the facts are these. No matter what, there was going to be no denying me the win. You make it seem like it was a miracle that I was able to get the briefcase. It wasn't a miracle. It was an inevitability. Something you need to start grasping.
I've given you all the credit in the world so far and I'm not just going to start saying that it's undeserved. Because it isn't- you are where you are because of your abilities. But the one thing you lack in comparison to me and Angel- screw Drunko Danno- is experience. You're only 18, after all. You've risen quick in the biz but there hasn't been enough time that's passed. And quite frankly, you haven't beaten me yet. And I can't guarantee that it'll suddenly happen when we get in the ring on the 24th. Because quite frankly, if your comments are any indication, you really don't grasp how hungry I am for the Texas Championship and how much recent events have affected that drive.
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one way anybody is going to get to that Texas Championship, and it's gonna be through Jack Clinton. I've got a drunk guy who probably will end up flat on his back like Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling simulating stroking his cock, I've got a guy who just is that close to the top but isn't ready for it yet, and a guy who perhaps I underestimated the desperate nature of for years. And then there's the hungriest beast of the four.
I ask you all then, who do you think is going to be the top dog in this fight?
FTB.
Amazingly our Texas Champion has gone silent. Can't understand it- usually Angel has plenty to say and if you say something he doesn't like, he's usually right there saying something and running you down. I can't understand why...maybe there's something that he isn't fully being truthful about, maybe there's truth in what we're saying, I don't know. But there's been a lot of gum flapping from Versus Vince, which you expect considering that I think he might be starting to get a little chip on his shoulder, and drunken ramblings from the Saharan Drunk Danny Palis. And in the latter case, I feel it's my civic duty to respond.
Danny, your mentor is right. You HAVE been a colossal failure. Like New Coke, the Edsel, Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell, and Crystal Pepsi you've been severly lacking in a lot of departments since you staggered your big ass into SNW. Apparently you're also suffering from schizophrenia, nice. You wanna talk about everyone talking a big game...well, unlike you, Danny, we've earned that right. What exactly has given you any reason to talk smack, huh?
You don't like the fact that we keep bringing up your loss to Mike LaFontaine? Tough shit. You shouldn't have lost to him. You call yourself a star and then you go out and pull a Chris Candido and lose to a guy who's only here to make people like us look good week after week. Do you not want us to remind you of it? Sorry, don't work that way. If you hadn't lost to a guy who makes his living getting thrown around a ring, you wouldn't be getting criticized for it.
And you know what the truth really is, Danny? You haven't done anything to prove you're not the same guy that you were when you lost to Mike LaFontaine. I don't even know why you're in this match. Couldn't the uppity ups in the matchmaking committee just make it a triple threat match once Tyler Straven bitched his way out of the company? I don't want to wrestle you. No one in this match wants to wrestle you. We're only doing it because we're being FORCED to wrestle you. It's a waste of our time and the fans' money to watch you plod your way around the ring like Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling.
I dare you to call me Hack again. I fuckin' DARE you. Then you'll get your wish in not having to see me in the ring again. Hell, you'll get your wish in more ways that one. This so-called jabroni has been at the top of a company. That alone should make you reconsider your words. Hell, you're 39 years old and just breaking into the wrestling business. What the hell are you trying to prove and who the hell are you trying to fool into thinking that you matter? I fully expect you to be the first eliminated from the match and I fully expect to be the one doing it. If you have a problem with that you're more than welcome not to step in the ring on the 24th. If not, we'll see you there. If only for the 45 seconds it'll take for you to pass out in the middle of the ring.
Now, Vince, I think your priorities are just a wee bit out of whack. I notice you have a girlfriend who you like to parade around. I have no problem with that. She is quite the lovely girl, I do say. But you know what? It's not as big of an advantage as you may think. It's a distraction you don't need to have right now. I'm not saying that having hot women around wrestling rings is a bad thing. But what inevitably happens when the stakes are as high as they are? They're put it harm's way and you suddenly lose your focus. That doesn't do you any good when the top prize in the company is on the line.
Second of all, I'm not too high on your choice of words regarding my Balance of Power win at WrestleStock. You want to bring up how you put your body on the line. You're more than welcome to do so. After all, you did something in that match that I don't know how many of us would've dared to do. You took out most of the competitors in one fell swoop. No one can deny that. But the facts are these. No matter what, there was going to be no denying me the win. You make it seem like it was a miracle that I was able to get the briefcase. It wasn't a miracle. It was an inevitability. Something you need to start grasping.
I've given you all the credit in the world so far and I'm not just going to start saying that it's undeserved. Because it isn't- you are where you are because of your abilities. But the one thing you lack in comparison to me and Angel- screw Drunko Danno- is experience. You're only 18, after all. You've risen quick in the biz but there hasn't been enough time that's passed. And quite frankly, you haven't beaten me yet. And I can't guarantee that it'll suddenly happen when we get in the ring on the 24th. Because quite frankly, if your comments are any indication, you really don't grasp how hungry I am for the Texas Championship and how much recent events have affected that drive.
As far as I'm concerned, there's only one way anybody is going to get to that Texas Championship, and it's gonna be through Jack Clinton. I've got a drunk guy who probably will end up flat on his back like Jake the Snake at Heroes of Wrestling simulating stroking his cock, I've got a guy who just is that close to the top but isn't ready for it yet, and a guy who perhaps I underestimated the desperate nature of for years. And then there's the hungriest beast of the four.
I ask you all then, who do you think is going to be the top dog in this fight?
FTB.
