Post by Hollywood on Jul 19, 2010 17:30:33 GMT -6
As Summer Bash draws closer, so does War Games: The Match Beyond, which will pit Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew against James Jackson, the Perfect World, and... well, we don't know, do we? Maybe Matt Margera, clad in jeans, a black Iron Maiden T-shirt and wearing sunglasses, has the answers to that as he has asked the SNW camera crew to meet him at his humble abode, inside a private room to be specific. He doesn't look into the camera. Rather, the side of his face is to the camera as he sits back in his black lounge chair, his hands folded in front of his face as he speaks.
I was hoping it would never come down to this. But I have been left with no choice. I have to do something that even I will regret. It's bad enough that I had to call upon James Jackson to team up with Wench, Tyler Guevara and I. To be quite frank, I hate the bastard. However, as much as I hate the slimeball, I have to admit that the man is talented. This is a man who is the first ever two time winner of 4 Up, and he did so without using any weapons. You don't win the most dangerous wrestling event in the state of Texas, hell, the entire world, two years in a row without using any weapons and have it be a fluke. That's why I was more than willing to swallow my pride and ask James to be on this team. Sure, there are other people in SNW that I cannot stand that I could've easily asked to be on my team in War Games: The Match Beyond this Saturday night at Summer Bash. But none of them hold a candle to the "Modern Day Hero." Yes, I'm fully aware that he tapped out to Kijar Donnelly last month to lose his Bad Blood Championship. But Kijar is talented in his own right, and he just happened to catch Jackson on a bad night. It happens. But just like in other sports where it's not what you do in the regular season that matters but what you do in the playoffs, here in SNW, it's not what happens on one night, it's what happens in the big matches. And War Games is a big match.
After I secured the services of James Jackson, I thought my work putting together a team was done. Well leave it to Andy Lionheart to prove me wrong. The punk failed to show up for training sessions when I asked him to come and train with Wench, Tyler and I. And he certainly didn't give a great accounting of himself in his recent matches. So I was left to make a tough decision. I had to take the chance of either going into War Games 5-on-4, or worse yet, having Gordon Heath and Codi Shane choose a partner for us. I had no choice but to excommunicate Andy Lionheart from the Perfect World. After I blotted Lionheart's name from our Book of Life, I knew had to make an even harder decision. You see, going into War Games 5-on-4 or having Mr. Heath and Miss Shane choose a partner for us was something I could not take a chance on. You see, not only are we taking on the Destruction Crew, a group consisting of four of the most dangerous men in all of professional wrestling, but we are also taking on Nathaniel Draven, or Goryokaku to the rest of you. As talented as my team is, it is not wise to go into a match with the Destruction Crew and Goryokaku short handed, or even with someone that Mr. Heath and Miss Shane pick for us, someone that would have no idea how to combat the Destruction Crew, and most importantly, Goryokaku.
Now another question that has been on everyone's minds has been why did the Perfect World pick a fight with the Destruction Crew? Why did Wench and I cripple Super Vader in the first place to start this whole war? It's quite simple, actually, when you put everything into perspective. You see, the Destruction Crew represent everything that the Perfect World is against. The brain dead sheeples who make up the SNW fan base cheer for men like the Destruction Crew because they love to see other people suffer. They love to see people getting hurt. "But Matt, you and your Perfect World aim to hurt people and make them suffer!" I guess you people never grasped the concept of fight fire with fire, did you? You see, unlike this country, that lets their men and women die just to adhere to a stupid list of rules on war that prevent our soldiers from shooting first before being shot, and therefore, getting killed, we in the Perfect World destroy everything that is wicked. And believe you me, the Destruction Crew is most wicked, especially their sleazeball of a manager, the Gambler. I know that grease monkey all too well. He represents everything that is tearing this world down... pure, unadulterated greed. But we all know that the love of money is the root of all evil. And we've seen how evil manifests itself in this Gambler.
Speaking of evil, don't think I've forgotten about you, oh Nathaniel. How can I forget someone who has tried tearing Wench and I apart on numerous occasions? You have lied to her to try and cause her to leave me, and while she may have fallen for your deceit and left me for a little while, she smartened up and realized that you were not to be trusted and returned to her one true love. While we must certainly get rid of the Destruction Crew, it is you, Nathaniel, that I must eradicate first and foremost. We all know you love to play your games, but your doom comes in the deadliest game of all this Saturday night, the War Games. Two rings, one steel cage that is enclosed on top, preventing any escape from the wrath and cruelty that will be unleashed upon you. You say that I cannot surprise you. Well, you may not be surprised, but you will be destroyed as this Saturday night, I must do something that even I will regret.
I was hoping it would never come down to this. But I have been left with no choice. I have to do something that even I will regret. It's bad enough that I had to call upon James Jackson to team up with Wench, Tyler Guevara and I. To be quite frank, I hate the bastard. However, as much as I hate the slimeball, I have to admit that the man is talented. This is a man who is the first ever two time winner of 4 Up, and he did so without using any weapons. You don't win the most dangerous wrestling event in the state of Texas, hell, the entire world, two years in a row without using any weapons and have it be a fluke. That's why I was more than willing to swallow my pride and ask James to be on this team. Sure, there are other people in SNW that I cannot stand that I could've easily asked to be on my team in War Games: The Match Beyond this Saturday night at Summer Bash. But none of them hold a candle to the "Modern Day Hero." Yes, I'm fully aware that he tapped out to Kijar Donnelly last month to lose his Bad Blood Championship. But Kijar is talented in his own right, and he just happened to catch Jackson on a bad night. It happens. But just like in other sports where it's not what you do in the regular season that matters but what you do in the playoffs, here in SNW, it's not what happens on one night, it's what happens in the big matches. And War Games is a big match.
After I secured the services of James Jackson, I thought my work putting together a team was done. Well leave it to Andy Lionheart to prove me wrong. The punk failed to show up for training sessions when I asked him to come and train with Wench, Tyler and I. And he certainly didn't give a great accounting of himself in his recent matches. So I was left to make a tough decision. I had to take the chance of either going into War Games 5-on-4, or worse yet, having Gordon Heath and Codi Shane choose a partner for us. I had no choice but to excommunicate Andy Lionheart from the Perfect World. After I blotted Lionheart's name from our Book of Life, I knew had to make an even harder decision. You see, going into War Games 5-on-4 or having Mr. Heath and Miss Shane choose a partner for us was something I could not take a chance on. You see, not only are we taking on the Destruction Crew, a group consisting of four of the most dangerous men in all of professional wrestling, but we are also taking on Nathaniel Draven, or Goryokaku to the rest of you. As talented as my team is, it is not wise to go into a match with the Destruction Crew and Goryokaku short handed, or even with someone that Mr. Heath and Miss Shane pick for us, someone that would have no idea how to combat the Destruction Crew, and most importantly, Goryokaku.
Now another question that has been on everyone's minds has been why did the Perfect World pick a fight with the Destruction Crew? Why did Wench and I cripple Super Vader in the first place to start this whole war? It's quite simple, actually, when you put everything into perspective. You see, the Destruction Crew represent everything that the Perfect World is against. The brain dead sheeples who make up the SNW fan base cheer for men like the Destruction Crew because they love to see other people suffer. They love to see people getting hurt. "But Matt, you and your Perfect World aim to hurt people and make them suffer!" I guess you people never grasped the concept of fight fire with fire, did you? You see, unlike this country, that lets their men and women die just to adhere to a stupid list of rules on war that prevent our soldiers from shooting first before being shot, and therefore, getting killed, we in the Perfect World destroy everything that is wicked. And believe you me, the Destruction Crew is most wicked, especially their sleazeball of a manager, the Gambler. I know that grease monkey all too well. He represents everything that is tearing this world down... pure, unadulterated greed. But we all know that the love of money is the root of all evil. And we've seen how evil manifests itself in this Gambler.
Speaking of evil, don't think I've forgotten about you, oh Nathaniel. How can I forget someone who has tried tearing Wench and I apart on numerous occasions? You have lied to her to try and cause her to leave me, and while she may have fallen for your deceit and left me for a little while, she smartened up and realized that you were not to be trusted and returned to her one true love. While we must certainly get rid of the Destruction Crew, it is you, Nathaniel, that I must eradicate first and foremost. We all know you love to play your games, but your doom comes in the deadliest game of all this Saturday night, the War Games. Two rings, one steel cage that is enclosed on top, preventing any escape from the wrath and cruelty that will be unleashed upon you. You say that I cannot surprise you. Well, you may not be surprised, but you will be destroyed as this Saturday night, I must do something that even I will regret.
