It's Time To Show SNW My True Craft

[darkthrone666]

Thumbtack Kevin knocks on Gordie Heath's Door.

TK: Hey Gordie do you got a sec?

TBC Gordie

[Hollywood]

Gordie is startled upon Thumbtack Kevin's arrival as he quickly clicks on the mouse to 'x' out whatever it was he was looking at. He sounds very disingenuous as he speaks.

Oh yes, take a seat. I wasn't looking at porn, by the way. Who would ever dare look up that filth? Anyway, what is it you want?

TBC by Thumbtack Kevin

[darkthrone666]

Kevin chuckles heh ya

TK: Any who I need to ask you something. Now I know I'm still the new guy here and I'm not gonna be that guy that just walks in and demands the world. I'm not asking for any title shots I know I have to earn that. As you know I'm a deathmatch kind of guy and I haven't really been able to show the fans what I can really do. I know I have a match on Saturday but, I was wondering if you or anyone else can schedule me a some kind of death match with any member of the SNW roster. It can be anything for all I care or anyone. I'll sign any kind of waivers or any kind of paper work. I just wanna wrestler a death match some time in the future. Can you do this for me?

TBC Gordie

[Hollywood]

Gordie thinks it over for a moment.

I think I've got just the solution for you. After Natural Selection, I will put you in a series of matches against an opponent that will be handpicked by President Myke Rhines. These series of matches are known as the 7 Stages of Violence, made famous by a now defunct Texas wrestling promotion, XCW Wrestling. This will mark the second time that SNW has hosted the 7 Stages of Violence, the first time being back in 2008.

Now what's unique about this is that this is NOT a best 4 out of 7 series. Even if you lose the first four matches, the series continues until one of two things happens. One, all seven stages have been fought, or two, one of the participants fails to show up. The deciding match is Stage 7, as the winner of that stage wins the 7 Stages of Violence. Basically, the first six stages, you're trying to soften up your opponent to the point that you hope they don't show up.

Also, each match will be randomly picked by the spin of a wheel the week before that stage. So you could wind up in a light tube deathmatch, a no-rope barbed wire match, a cage match, or whatever other kind of match we can think of.

Now, how does all this sound to you?

TBC by Thumbtack Kevin

[darkthrone666]

Thumbtack Kevin looks at Gordie

TK: Gordie that sounds like brilliant idea. I can't wait to be a part of it. So out of curiosity do you know when you want to start the 7 stages of violence?

TBC Gordie

[Hollywood]

Gordie looks dumbstruck, shakes his head, and proceeds to respond.

I guess you didn't hear me when I said AFTER Natural Selection, which takes place on October 2. Now in the meantime, while you may not be entered into specific "deathmatches," you are more than welcome to use whatever weapons of destruction you wish to inflict onto your opponents, as SNW has thrown out disqualifications and count outs.

TBC by Kevin

[darkthrone666]

TK: Well then my apologies I've spent to much time being next to half stacks

Kevin laughs

TK: Well Gordie thank you for your time and I can't wait to be aprt of the 7 stages of violence!!

Thumbtack Kevin reaches out for a hand shake

tbc Gordie

[Hollywood]

Gordie shakes Kevin's hand.

A pleasure doing business with you. Good luck in your match this Saturday night against S.T. Strickler.

END