Saturday Night Onslaught: 8/7/10

[Hollywood]

In a dark match that took place before Onslaught went on the air:

Zachary Smith def. Matt Ward via pinfall after hitting the Showstopper.

"Thunderkiss 65" plays in the background as a video montage of SNW highlights is played.



LIVE!! THE GORDIETORIUM!! FORT WORTH, TX!!

"Ecstasy of Gold" by Ennio Morricone is playing over the PA as the fans are booing their lungs out at the sight of Gordon Heath, George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller sitting in their movie director-style chairs inside the ring, mics in hand. The music dies down as Gordie gets ready to address the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Summer Bash is in the books! Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew defeat the Perfect World! Y Kores are the new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions! Alex Daniels retains his Von Erich Memorial Title! Robert Ravencroft has run Lucky Kage out of SNW! Myke Rhines is now the President of SNW! And we have a new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, and his name is Jack Clinton! We welcome you to Saturday Night Onslaught, live from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas!

JASON MARTEL
And we're not wasting any time, Fozzywill, as we're kicking off with Sports Talk, where Soul Reaper is going to tell us why he turned his back on his own cousin, Cyanide!

GORDIE
Ladies and gentlemen, our guest this week is someone who is no stranger to us. We've known this man for over six years now, dating back to our days up in the Great White North when we worked for Full Contact Wrestling. Many say he's done it all, and he hasn't even reached his 30s yet. He and his cousin, Cyanide, had formed a very successful tag team, and were seemingly unstoppable as Texas Tag Team Champions, more unstoppable than the real Team Extreme, Khris Germany and Kit Carson, from the late 90s NWA Southwest days of the Texas Tag Team Titles. However, this man had an epiphany. He realized that his cousin was holding him down. Ladies and gentlemen... Soul Reaper!

The boos and catcalls for Soul Reaper are at their most deafening as "Undead" by Hollywood Undead blares over the PA. Reaper appears from behind the curtain, not allowing the hatred from the fans to faze him as he walks down to the ring. He enters the ring, shaking hands with Gordie, George, and Craig before picking up his mic and taking his seat in the movie director-style chair, sitting across from the Sports Nutz.

GEORGE DUNPORK
Mr. Reaper, I know you hate it when people patronize you. However, I need to be honest here and tell you that what you did at Summer Bash is the greatest career decision you ever made!

Reaper listens to the question and then rubs his chin and goatee as he lets this soak in. He smirks and then speaks.

REAPER
You see, George, there comes a point where you have to stop letting things slide and start to take action or a bad situation is bound to get worse. Now, as we've seen over the last few months my cousin has shown more than once that he's a weak link. Whether it be him missing scheduled appearances or not being able to stand up in front of the people and speak his mind, he's let me down. Now if this was a one time mistake, sure things might have been different, but when its almost a habit well I just had to dispose of his uselessness and remain on top of my game. When it all comes down to it, I'm the glue of the team. I'm the one that makes the plans.. I'm the one doing the work and getting the job done... I'm the one covering for Cyanide's flaws, and I'm the one that kept the Texas tag team titles around OUR waists. You can only let somebody ride your coattails for so long before you have to cut them loose. And that's just what I did... besides, he'd be nothing here in the states if it wasn't for the fact that me and him are related.

CRAIG MUELLER
Now recently, video footage surfaced on SNW.com of none other than Matt Margera, who we are working hard to get reinstated by the way, walking into your very successful dojo that you run. Is it possible that you could very well be joining the Perfect World?

REAPER
Craig, everybody knows the history between Matt and myself. Its been well documented for years. Its about the same as the history that you two and I share. So the fact that he even showed up in my Dojo was a shocker in and of itself. But then the craziest thing happened... he asked for my help. Help with what? you may ask. Well the only thing I'm good at, and that's bringing much needed edge the Perfect World is lacking. I made it clear that what he did at Summer Bash during the War Games was inexcusable to which he agreed, but where do I fit in? Simple, how do you make a Perfect World better? By making people fear and respect it at the same time. I will bring out the best...or worst in the Perfect World to the point where they could watch their own family perish and not be phased until their goal is achieved. Now your question was could I be joining the Perfect World.. but my answer is that I improve on perfection.

DUNPORK
Now speaking of improving on perfection, one James Jackson, someone who I'm sure you know from your time in UHW, has stated on more than one occasion that he wants to be the first ever Grand Slam Champion in SNW. However, you are already half-way there yourself, having been a two-time co-holder of the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles, and a former SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion. Would you at all be interested in going after both the Von Erich Memorial Title and Bad Blood Title in an attempt to try and beat James Jackson to the punch of being SNW's first ever Grand Slam Champion, just to spite Jackson?

REAPER
Here's the thing, James Jackson is one of those guys that no matter what thinks he's THE GUY. But you have to understand, in UHW... ya know what, I got sued last time I talked about that. James is a decent enough talent, you have to give him at least that much, but when it comes to sheer superiority in the wrestling business for the past 6 or so years, you need to look no further than me. I've done it all and even have Hall of Fame awards and I'm not even close to being done in this industry. First off, HAD I wanted it, I would have taken it already. Look who the past champions were. Besides Chris Angel whom I've never faced, I've brought the hammer down on them all, in some space in time somewhere on this planet I've one upped just about everybody there is to one up. But here's where the men are separated from the boys, see not only would I beat James Jackson to being the first SNW Grand Slam winner, I'd take on BOTH title holders either in one match OR on the same night. In either case, where James Jackson would probably struggle and almost not make it out of those kinds of matches, I'd breeze through them without even breaking a sweat. I mean... these current champions are barely a blip on my radar at this point, but should the opportunity arise, I'm quite confident that I'd destroy both of them without much trouble.

CRAIG MUELLER
Random question here. Has your video game enterprise, the End Game, declined in business at all ever since you turned on your cousin? Or are your customers the fans that will show up at a wrestling event just to cheer on the wrestlers that are normally not well liked among the audience?

REAPER
My stores are all up in business across the land. What you don't understand is that the gamers are like the internet wrestling community. They are always on the ball with up to date game rumors and the fans... THE TRUE FANS, that I've had throughout my career, the REAL MINIONS, will always support me no matter what the rest of these idiots think. My fans are like the old fans out of Philly, the extreme fans. Test them if you'd like people, but they're the types of people that won't back down from your boos, your threats, your thrown trash. As a matter of fact, they'll likely pick up the trash just to shove it right back down your weak and pathetic throats. Just like me, no matter what the scene is like in the world, my stores will always be successful. Success is always measured by the numbers... my numbers are up in the wrestling world and my numbers are up and off the charts in the business world. Nothing can hold down Soul Reaper, and anybody that tries will be obliterated.

GORDIE
Now one last question before we let you go, Mr. Reaper, as we understand you are a busy man. As you know, a new President has been elected here in SNW, and he is none other than Myke Rhines. Now I know that Myke has been the butt of your jokes from time to time. However, what is your perception of Mr. Rhines now that he has been elected President of SNW?

REAPER
Myke Rhines... and president of SNW... OK first off, what the hell does that even mean? He was a joke before and he's a joke now. The fact of the matter is, it would be in HIS best interest to not try and do anything to piss me off. I'm sure he remembers what used to happen to him and if he thinks that I might have gone soft well then he'd best realize that all that stuff was just fun and games, where as now I don't care if he lives or dies by my hand. If that little louse is what stands between me and what I want, I won't go to him begging and kissing his ass like I'm sure he's thinking. And who the hell elected him in the first place. I'd be willing to bet that there were more write in votes for Mickey Mouse than his one and only vote... which we all know he cast himself. He's a joke and a loser and his position in this company means nothing. So if the idiot powers that be force me to go to him, I'll deliver his broken body to their P.O. Box. The only person I answer to is me. Not Rhines, not these stupid fans, just me... because I'm the only one with MY best interests in mind. Nobody is going to stop me from my goals.

GORDIE
Well on that note, Reaper, we want to wish you all the best on your new journey here in SNW. Soul Reaper, ladies and gentlemen!

"Undead" by Hollywood Undead booms over the PA, much to the disgust of the crowd, who is unified in booing Soul Reaper and the Sports Nutz out of the building. Reaper steps out of the ring, going up to one of the fans that's really letting him have it. Reaper keeps yelling at the guy to come and get him some, prompting security and the Sports Nutz to keep the two separated.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Looks like we've just avoided an incident here at the Gordietorium, as these fans are really giving Soul Reaper the business.

JASON MARTEL
You know, if they got that fired up for everything else in life as they do for how they feel about Reaper bettering himself, maybe they wouldn't have to dip into their food stamps and welfare checks to make it to SNW shows!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh would you stop!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, I speak the truth!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well up next, Tyler Guevara goes one-on-one with the Mauler! Their respective stables don't seem to have settled anything from the War Games two weeks ago at Summer Bash, and I don't think anything will be settled here. That's next!

ACTION PACKED WRESTLING, HOME TO THE NEW APW OVERDRIVE CHAMPION AND A GRADUATE OF THE GOING SPORTS NUTZ ACADEMY, "THE SHOWSTOPPER" SHAUN KILGORE!

[Hollywood]

"American Lab Rat" by the band of the same name begins to play, and the fans begin to boo. The black and white lights are shown, as is Tyler Guevara from behind the curtain.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing to you first, representing the Perfect World, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Jacksonville, Florida, he is 'The American Lab Rat', Tyler Guevara!

JASON MARTEL
A member of the Perfect World is set to destroy a member of the Destruction Crew.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Isn't a little ironic how you said destroy a Destruction Crew member?

JASON MARTEL
How so?

MARK FOLLOWILL
...Nevermind.

Tyler Guevara walks down to the ring, arguing with the jeering fans. He reaches the ring, and climbs in over the top rope. The fans begin cheering when "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" starts echoeing through the arena. the Mauler steps out from the back, swinging his chain.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, representing the Destruction Crew, with a weight of 315 pounds, from Flint, Michigan, the Mauler!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, after the recent hellacious battles between the Destruction Crew and the Perfect World, a member from each group fights in this match. It should be a good one.

JASON MARTEL
A good one that goes directly into the way of the American Lab Rat.

MARK FOLLOWILL
You're obsessed.

Mauler chants 'Huss, Huss' to the crowd, who chant back at him. A crazed look ensues his face, as he stomps down to the ring. After climbing in, and setting his chain down, he stares at his opponent. The referee calls for the bell.

Tyler Guevara vs The Mauler

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The two big men stared each other down, before Mauler went for a running big boot. Guevara quickly got out of dodge, and started punching Mauler in the back. A bit of punches, and Mauler was brought down to one knee. Tyler bounced off the ropes, and hitting a running kick to the shoulder of Mauler. Mauler was sprung back, and then hit with an uppercut, putting him down on his back. A pincover was laughed off by Mauler, kicking out instantly. Guevara unloaded a few stomps on the Mauler, who ended up rolling out of the ring. The referee asked Mauler to get back in the ring, but he stood on the outside, waiting for Guevara. Tyler questioned Mauler, but said 'screw it' and climbed out of the ring. The two traded blows, until Mauler sent Guevara staggering with a vicious uppercut, followed by Mauler putting his right hand on the throat of Tyler Guevara, and slamming him down onto the cold floor with a chokeslam. He followed up the move by dragging Guevara to his feet, and tossing him into the ring. Mauler climbed in as well, and picked the American Lab Rat up once again. He hooked him up, and hit a Double Arm DDT. Control was in the way of the Mauler for the next few minutes. A leg drop from Mauler was distant, as Guevara rolled out of the way. Tyler then capitalized, locking Mauler into an abdominal stretch. Mauler struggled to get free, telling the referee he wouldn't quit. Ever time Mauler got close to the ropes, Guevara tightened the hold. Eventually, Tyler released the hold, and hit a dropkick to the back of his sitting opponent. He went into the cover, but Mauler kicked out at 1 and 3/4. After a whole lot of back and forth action between the two, Mauler hooked up Tyler Guevara for the Maulerplex. The move was hit successfully, but Tyler Guevara kicked out of the pin just after 2. The surprised Mauler picked up his opponent once again, and Irish Whipped him, channeling for the MaulerSlam. Tyler, however, was stalled at the ropes, Mauler decided to instead run at him for a clothesline. Guevara reversed it with a drop toe hold, causing Mauler to be leaning against the middle ropes. Guevara told the referee to buzz off, and started to headbutt the Mauler, against the ropes. He eventually let up, and Irish Whipped Mauler to the other side of the ring. Mauler sprung back, and caught a right hand. He punched Guevara in the skull, and then channeled for Completely Mauled. Just as he was setting Tyler up, Tyler hit an uppercut, staggering his opponent, and allowing him to hook him up and successfully hit the M.I.A. The referee counted to three, and then raised the American Lab Rat's arm.

Winner: Tyler Guevara

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of this contest, 'The American Lab Rat', Tyler Guevara!

JASON MARTEL
That's how you get it done.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It certainly was a great match, from both titans.

JASON MARTEL
But Tyler was just too much for Mauler tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wouldn't get too down about the Mauler as he did pretty good himself.

JASON MARTEL
Pretty good doesn't win you the match, Fozzywill.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well someone else who is pretty good, Misty Crawford, is standing by with the President of SNW, Myke Rhines.

Shot switches over to inside the SNW Lounge, located inside the Gordietorium. Misty Crawford, dressed in black halter top and jeans, is sitting down on a black leather couch with President Myke Rhines, looking ever so sharp in his jorts and a white Dallas Texans football jersey.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Misty Crawford here with the President of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Myke Rhines. President Myke Rhines, I understand that you have a couple of announcements to make.

MYKE RHINES
I do have a couple of most important announcements to make on the program tonight. First point of order is our upcoming TV special airing on Saturday night, August 28 on the CW Network at 11:30PM EST/10:30PM CST, The Main Event. As you know, the very capable James Jackson is in line for a shot at the Texas Heavyweight Championship, and he will receive his shot on The Main Event as he takes on the current champion, the San Diego Blowhard, Jack Clinton. Other soon to be announced matches will be forthcoming in the weeks ahead.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Now you also had an announcement concerning the status of Matt Margera.

MYKE RHINES
Yes. Recently, Matt Margera had stated that should he be the one to submit or surrender in War Games: The Match Beyond at Summer Bash, that he would leave SNW. However, he had come to me recently and pleaded his case that he was hasty in his comments and was speaking in the heat of the moment, resulting from frustrations with Goryokaku and the Destruction Crew. I listened intently to Matt Margera's plea, and I am most happy to announce that Matt Margera is reinstated in SNW, effective immediately.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Thank you, President Myke, for your time.

The shot switches over to a montage of SNW highlights as the instrumental version of "Trust" by Megadeth plays in the background. We hear Mark Bishop doing a voiceover for this Tuesday night's upcoming house show.

MARK BISHOP(voiceover)
Sports Nutz Wrestling Live! returns for more great and exciting house show action as SNW brings a house show near you! Tuesday night, August 10, SNW comes to Lake Country Christian School in Fort Worth, Texas! Adriana Samu and Rory Kotch defend the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles against the Alley Ratz! "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels defends the Von Erich Memorial Championship against "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester! In six man tag team action, Versus Vince and the Switch Stallions with Valerie Snyder in their corner take on Robert Ravencroft and the Enforcers of Pain with Lenore Ravencroft in their corner! Tyler Guevara and Wench team up to take on Super Vader and Killer Kong! Soul Reaper takes on Cyanide in a Loser Leaves SNW Match! Blake "Tiger" Snyder makes his SNW debut as he takes on Zachary Smith! Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis takes on Matt Ward! And in the main event, SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Jack Clinton defends the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title against Chris P inside a steel cage! That's this Tuesday night, August 10 at Lake Country Christian School in Fort Worth, Texas! Tickets available exclusively at the door! Doors open at 6:00, and bell time is 7:30!

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[Hollywood]

The shot switches to see Monica Deluca standing in the middle of the ring. "You Can Run" by Jim Johnston begins playing, and the crowd goes crazy. Versus Vince appears from behind the curtain, with his girlfriend, Valerie Snyder, at his side.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, with a weight of 195 pounds, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, and accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder, Versus! Vince!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The brash young talent here in SNW looks to put another strike in the win column here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, its just too bad he couldn't at Summer Bash, right?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, but did you expect Danny Palis to win?

JASON MARTEL
Pretty much, but Jack Clinton had to do what was 'best for the people,' right?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Wow, you're even a sore loser when you aren't the one losing.

Versus Vince raises his right arm, and begins walking down to the ring. The fans are cheering as wildly for him as they are for Valerie. Vince points to the different areas of the crowd, and talking to his girlfriend. He slaps hands with some fans before reaching the ring and rolling in under the bottom rope. He holds the ropes down for Valerie to accomadate herself inside. Vince raises his arm in the center of the ring, and looks to both sides. The celebration comes to a halt as "Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah begins playing.

MONICA DELUCA
Presenting to you, his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts, he is 'the Sahara Reign,' Danny! Palis!

JASON MARTEL
And the man who eliminated Vince as Summer Bash looks to beat him again here in singles competition.

MARK FOLLOWILL
This match could go either way, Martel, but I'm banking on Vince getting his revenge here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
So when someone like Chris P. tries to get his revenge, its not okay, but when its Versus Vince, its totally fine?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, because Versus Vince doesn't use sneak attacks and weapons to get his revenge. He does in the right way, in the ring.

Danny Palis slowly makes his way to the ring, taking some swings from his flask. The fans unleash a whole lot of boos for him, as he sticks up the horns and climbs inside the ring. Him and Vince have a staredown before the bell rings.

Versus Vince w/ Valerie Snyder vs Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis
The match started with Vince and Danny circling each other in the ring. Danny stepped forward, and locked up with Vince. Vince tried to power him over, but Danny spun him down into a side headlock. After moments of struggling, Vince rolled to the ropes. Vince was on the apron, and saw his standing opponent Danny Palis. He jumped in and hit a Springboard Clothesline. A cover here only reached 1 and a half. Vince stood in the corner, as Danny got to his feet. Once Palis did, Versus Vince ran toward him for a Step Up Enzuigiri. Danny grabbed his leg in midmove, and held it. Vince shook his hands, saying no, and Danny quickly dropped the foot and hit a clothesline. An arsenal of stomps quickly followed, until Danny picked up his opponent. He put him in position for a Piledriver, and executed the move perfectly. The next several minutes belonged to the Sahara Reign. Danny got cocky, though, and taunted for awhile atop the turnbuckle, before pouncing down with a Diving Headbutt. Instead of connecting to Versus Vince, he hit the mat, as a result of Vince rolling out of the way. Vince got his opponent to his feet, and hit a Europeon Uppercut, staggering him. Vince went for an Irish Whip, but Palis reversed it into an Irish Whip of his own. Vince sprung off the ropes, and came back at Danny, jumping over his head instead of hitting him. Danny looked around for his opponent, who bounced off the opposite ropes, and then slid under Palis' legs. The confused Danny Palis was hit with a Flipping Dropkick. Vince stepped out to the apron, and rose an arm before successfully hitting a Springboard Corkscrew Splash. Versus Vince was in control for the time to follow, but as he couldn't execute a Reverse DDT Suplex, Danny spun out of the move and hit an Atomic Drop. The match was fast passed and back and forth to follow, but Danny miscalculated a Powerbomb, and Vince jumped off the back of his shoulders. Danny turned around, and instantly was hooked up and hit with a T-Bone Suplex. Pin cover only reached two. Vince and Danny fought back and forth once again at this point. Vince missed a clothesline into the corner, and Danny quickly capitalized, dropping him down and slamming his leg into the ring post. The referee was checking on Vince's arm, seeing if he needed help, so Danny Palis was removing the turnbuckle cover in the opposite side of the ring. The fighter, Versus Vince, got to his feet, and ran at Danny Palis. Palis went to slam Vince's head onto the exposed turnbuckle, but Vince slipped out of the way, and tripped up Danny, causing him to slam his head on it. Danny grabbed his head in pain, and leaned face first into the exposed post. The fans chanted for Versus Vince, who stalked Danny from the other corner, ran up and hit the Versus Vince Express onto the post that Palis had exposed. He dropped him back down, and covered for the three count and the win.

Winner: Versus Vince

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Versus Vince!

JASON MARTEL
Come on, ref, he obviously cheated!

MARK FOLLOWILL
He wouldn't have slammed Palis into the uncovered post if Palis wouldn't have uncovered the post.

JASON MARTEL
Danny Palis didn't even use the exposed turnbuckle! Versus Vince was the cheater here.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well then, as you've said before, if it gets the job done, it doesn't matter if he cheated.

Shot switches over to a montage of Dallas/Fort Worth night life with "El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-O-Rama: Wine, Women and Song Mix" by White Zombie plays in the background.

JASON MARTEL
Well, Fozzywill, I'll tell you something that does matter. Next Saturday night, Guys Night Out comes to you from the Reconsider Lounge in the heart of Deep Ellum in Downtown Dallas, Texas! Guys Night Out, next Saturday night at Midnight Texas time, only on the CW Network!

OL' SOUTH PANCAKE HOUSE IN FORT WORTH, TEXAS! A FORT WORTH TRADITION SINCE 1962!

[Hollywood]

"You Better Pray" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus booms to a loud pop from the fans. Adriana Samu appears from behind the curtain, one of the Texas Tag Team Titles around her waist. On the left appears Rory Kotch, having another Texas Tag Team Title on her shoulder, and on the right, is Petrina Rotchester, holding in her hand, a replica belt of the Texas Tag Team Championships. Xander Nova appears behind, escorting them.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a non-title, six person tag team contest scheduled for one fall! Introducing to you first, they are the team of "Everyone's Favorite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu, "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, and "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester, the current SNW Texas Tag Team Champions underway of the Freebird rule, Y Kores!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't let their appearances fool you. These dangerous ladies can certainly get it done in the ring.

JASON MARTEL
Whatever you say, Fozzywill, but the only reason they have those belts is because a stupid little Italian dropped it in their clutches.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Y Kores were perfectly capable of winning that match with or without Kijar Donnelly's mishap.

The girls slap hands, and run down the entrance ramp, showing off their gold. By the ring, Adriana hops onto the apron, and then climbs onto the turnbuckle, posing for the cheering crowd. Petrina Rotchester and Rory Kotch are standing, and taunting, on opposing sides of her. Xander Nova awaits them below their corner. They walk into their corner and await their opponents. "Superhero" by Jane's Addiction echoes throughout the arena, but is unable to channel above the hoard of boos. Alex Daniels comes out from behind the curtain, holding the Von Erich Memorial Championship.

MONICA DELUCA
And their opponents, first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, 'Kid Thunder', Alex! Daniels!

JASON MARTEL
Here comes the man to be feared tonight, Kid Thunder.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Alex Daniels was put in this match as a wildcard against the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions.

JASON MARTEL
And that was a mistake on management's part for the safety of Y Kores.

Kid Thunder walks down to the ring, being booed, and rolls to the inside, staying in his corner, awaiting his partners. "Chicken Huntin'" by ICP begins playing now, signaling the arrival of the Alley Ratz. Twitch and Eddy come out from behind the curtain, encouraging each other as the fans boo them as well.

MONICA DELUCA
And his partners, the team of Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz!

MARK FOLLOWILL
An unusual pairing here tonight puts the rivals of Y Kores, the Alley Ratz, with the Von Erich Memorial Champion.

JASON MARTEL
This should be a good showing by the Ratz and Kid Thunder.

MARK FOLLOWILL
A good match from both sides.

The Alley Ratz continue down to the ring, and enter, ignoring the boos from the fans. They tell Daniels that they have his back before the referee signals for the bell.

Y Kores w/ Xander Nova vs "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and the Alley Ratz

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Adriana Samu started off against Alex Daniels. The two traded kicks for awhile, until Samu hit a stunning Superkick. She covered Daniels early, but he kicked out after 1. Alex got up quickly, and prevented Samu from executing an attempted Russian legsweep. Daniels grabbed her by the arm, and did a few fancy flips, still holding the arm. He drug the arm onto the turnbuckle, released, and hit a mule kick out of the corner. She was dragged to his corner, where he inadvertesly tagged in Eddy. KT kept Samu standing, so that Eddy could hit a Springboard Hurricanranna. The pin reached only one and a half. Eddy worked over Samu for quite some time, keeping her isolated to his corner, in case anything went wrong. Just that happened, when Eddy went for a running dropkick near his corner, but Samu slipped out of the way and Eddy hit the post. Samu quickly capitalized, and picked up Eddy, bringing him out of his own corner. She hit a snap suplex, and kept Eddy down with some stomps. Adriana headed up top, and hit a Shooting Star Press. She kept the momentum going, hitting a Lionsault. As she usually does, she went for another high risk move, this time, for a 450 Corkscrew Splash. The move was unsuccessfully, as Eddy rolled out of the way. Samu grabbed her stomach in pain, as Eddy crawled to his corner and tagged in Twitch. Twitch started taunting, instead of working on his opponent. This allowed Samu to get to her corner, and blindly tag in Petrina Rotchester. Rotchester staked her opponent, and once he saw her, and ran toward her, he was met with a big boot. She covered, but he kicked out at 1. Petrina showed her tag team work with her team, isolating Twitch in her corner for quite some time, tagging in and out with Kotch and Samu. Kotch was in the ring, and set up Twitch for a Powerbomb. Twitch was able to slip out of it, but he didn't know where he was. He ran right into the corner of Y Kores, allowing Samu to snap a neckbreaker onto the ropes. Twitch staggered backwards, and turned around, getting hit with a Spear from Rory Kotch. She covered, but he kicked out just after 2. Kotch kept things in the way of Y Kores for a few more minutes, locking in a Sleeperhold on Twitch. Twitch didn't pass out, instead, he struggled, and wiggled out of the hold, grabbing the ropes. He regained his barings, and headed into his corner, tagging in Kid Thunder. Daniels hit a Snap Hurricanranna on Kotch, gaining control. She crawled toward her corner, tried to get the tag. On the outside, Twitch and Eddy were arguing with Xander Nova. Twitch kept Nova distracted, as Eddy went to ringside, and grabbed the two tag team title belts. He put them on his shoulders, and then put the Replica belt around his waist. Petrina Rotchester saw Twitch arguing with Xander Nova, so she got off the apron, and addressed the situation. Kid Thunder was in the corner, channeling for the Thunderbolt on Rory Kotch. Adriana Samu stepped inside the ring, to help her partner, but instead, saw Eddy and dove out of the ring with a Twisting Splash, taking him down. Kotch, on the inside, avoided the Thunderbolt, and went to the corner for a tag. Her partners weren't there, so, she turned around, and Alex Daniels was able to hook her up and hit the Thunderbolt for the three count and the win for his team.

Winners: Alex Daniels and the Alley Ratz

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and Gentlemen, here are your winners, the team of Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz! And the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, 'Kid Thunder' Alex! Daniels!

JASON MARTEL
Great unexpected teamwork by the Ratz and Kid Thunder, getting the job done.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Certainly an unorthodox way of getting the win, but the Alley Ratz distracting Samu and Rotchester led to Daniels getting the better of Rory Kotch.

JASON MARTEL
The Ratz thought of everything, they even took care of Xander Nova!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That win should mean that the Alley Ratz have the champions' numbers now.

JASON MARTEL
Well this Tuesday night at Lake Country Christian School, we could very well have new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Up next, we hear from our new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, the first man in SNW history to pin Chris Angel two weeks ago at Summer Bash, Jack Clinton! Right now, let's take it to Brenda Price, who is standing backstage with the newly reinstated Matt Margera and Wench.

Shot opens backstage where Brenda Price is standing by with Matt Margera and Wench in front of the Saturday Night Onslaught banner. Matt has his arm around Wench's shoulder.

BRENDA PRICE
Brenda Price here with Matt Margera and Wench, and Matt, congratulations on being reinstated.

MATT MARGERA
You know, I shouldn't have even had to go through such an ordeal to begin with. I was so frustrated with everything that had happened going into that match, such as me having to excommunicate Andy Lionheart from the Perfect World, to Goryokaku's stupid "games," to the Destruction Crew being, well, the Destruction Crew... it all had me so stressed out that I spoke in the heat of the moment. I had no intentions of ever leaving SNW had I submitted or surrendered.

BRENDA PRICE
Speaking of War Games, Wench, you almost had your arm broken.

WENCH
Well you know what? Soul Reaper was right when he told Matt that he shouldn't have surrendered even if Super Vader had broken my arm. I would have recovered in due time and come back to get my hands on Super Vader. But Matt here showed weakness, and he'll be the first to tell you that.

MATT MARGERA
You see, Brenda, there's this old saying. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Soul Reaper has been a thorn in my side for far too long. And it's become painfully obvious that he won't be going away anytime soon. So I have to swallow my pride and accept the fact that there is someone out there better than me, and his name is Soul Reaper.

BRENDA PRICE
Well then who becomes the leader of the Perfect World?

MATT MARGERA
Soul Reaper and I will lead the Perfect World to heights previously uncharted. In fact, he's already helped to make our Perfect World a better place to live as Tyler Guevara defeated the Mauler earlier tonight. Great things are in store for us, Brenda, and everybody better be ready to get used to it.

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[Hollywood]

"Enter Sandman" hits, and the lights go out inside the Gordietorium as the crowd erupts with a deafening roar of approval for the impending arrival of the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion. Sixteen seconds into the song, white lights flash throughout the Gordietorium as Jack Clinton, proudly wearing his SNW Texas Heavyweight Title around his waist, appears from behind the curtain with a big smile on his face, and the lights come back on. The shot then switches to still photos from the main event at Summer Bash when Jack Clinton won the Texas Heavyweight Title.

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MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's take you back two weeks ago at Summer Bash. It was Chris Angel defending the Texas Heavyweight Title against Danny Palis, Versus Vince and Jack Clinton in a 4 Way Elimination bout. Palis first eliminated Vince. Then Angel eliminated Palis, and it was down to Clinton and Angel. The two fought tooth and nail, and Angel did everything he could to try and hold onto the coveted Texas Championship. However, destiny was on Jack Clinton's side as he became the first wrestler in SNW history to pin Chris Angel to the mat and become the new SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion!

JASON MARTEL
I'm telling you, Danny was robbed! He was robbed tonight, and he was robbed two weeks ago! I hope President Myke Rhines gives Danny Palis the justice he deserves!

The shot goes back to ringside, where we see Jack Clinton in the ring, mic in hand as he's taken off his championship strap and now holds it over his shoulder. His music has died down as he's ready to address the crowd.

JACK CLINTON
It took over a year. It took a lot out of me that I didn't know I had and it took a lot of patience, drive, determination, and a little bit of good old fashioned luck. And after all that time, after all the blood, sweat, and tears and all the other outside factors, the prophecy is fulfilled...the destiny is taken...JACK CLINTON IS THE TEXAS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

The fans roar in approval.

JACK CLINTON
You know, people were wondering for years if I had anything left in the tank. I'd come from such a high back in 2008 to struggling throughout 2009. It sure didn't look good. But you know what? It doesn't matter. I knew I had one more bullet in my gun, even if most of the people involved thought I was out of shots. And with that one bullet, with that last chance I got what I had coming to me... and I like the feeling!

Another roar, followed by a "Clinton" chant.

CLINTON! CLINTON! CLINTON! CLINTON!

JACK CLINTON
The only problem with this feeling is that now I'm what Chris Angel was before me, what Vincent Matthews was before him, and going as far back as you could possibly can... a target. But you know what? I'm not one of those people that's going to go crazy once the belt is around my waist. Whoever they put in front of me, I'll take out. But now, it's simply a matter of who. Danny Palis? I don't care if he lasted longer than anyone thought he would. You lose to Mike LaFontaine, you don't get a shot. Chris Angel? Would only be fair, right? Versus Vince? Like I said, he should be one of the first. James Jackson? You wanna talk about a guy who keeps dropping the ball, you can't even keep it on him if it's glued to his damn hands![/b]

The fans laugh at Jack's wisecrack about James Jackson.

JACK CLINTON
And that wasn't even my best. *coughs* Anyway, the bottom line is this. Whoever you got, whatever you got, bring it to me. I ain't like Vincent Matthews was. I ain't afraid of a challenge. Take a look at me. 7 feet, 350 pounds, hard as a rock, three times as strong. Do you believe that I ain't capable of taking on all comers? Some of the guys in the back may think that isn't the case, that I somehow am where I am because of dumb luck, or because I engaged in some sort of extracurricular activity to get another shot. Well, to them, I just have this final point.

Clinton holds up the Texas Championship belt.

JACK CLINTON
I'm the champ. You're not. And whether you be wrestler, manager, commentator, or higher up, if you think that you're man enough to try and take this from me, I'll be right here, waiting.

Clinton puts the belt over his shoulder as "Enter Sandman" hits again and he leaves the ring to another loud ovation. Shot switches back to the SNW Lounge, where we see Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis at the bar, disappointed with the night's proceedings after having lost to Versus Vince. He's sipping on a Crown and Coke when all of a sudden, we hear "If Today Was Your Last Day" by Nickelback blasting from the jukebox not too far away. This gets Danny's attention, as he rolls his eyes and turns around.

DANNY PALIS
Who the hell turned this p[bleep]y crap on?!

The camera pans over to show Zachary Smith standing over by the jukebox, a smirk on his face as Danny Palis approaches him.

DANNY PALIS
Are you the little doucher punk that turned that Nickelcrap on?!

ZACHARY SMITH
First off, Nickelback is not crap. They're one of the biggest bands around.

DANNY PALIS
Yeah, only because the crooked music industry wants to force them down everybody's throats! You want real music?! Listen to some HellYeah, Megadeth, Pantera! Those are real men! If I want to hear p[bleep]ies singing, I'll listen to a female musicians such as Drain STH or the Donnas, who actually have talent AND are good looking, I might add!

ZACHARY SMITH
Dude, chill! It's just music!

Danny turns to the side, shakes his head and says "Just music." Then, out of nowhere, he tries to sucker punch Zachary Smith, but Zachary is ready for him, ducking the punch. Danny turns around, only for Zachary to knock him down with an Outside Crescent Kick. Zachary shakes his head as he walks off while security rushes in to check on Danny.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens up at the broadcast table, where Mark Followill and Jason Martel are sitting by.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, right before we went to commercial, there was a little scuffle between Danny Palis and a newcomer to SNW who I understand goes by the name of Zachary Smith.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, that little punk decides to tune the jukebox in the SNW Lounge, located here inside the Gordietorium, to that stupid Nickelback, or as Danny calls it, Nickelcrap.

We see the footage from earlier:

DANNY PALIS
Are you the little doucher punk that turned that Nickelcrap on?!

ZACHARY SMITH
First off, Nickelback is not crap. They're one of the biggest bands around.

DANNY PALIS
Yeah, only because the crooked music industry wants to force them down everybody's throats! You want real music?! Listen to some HellYeah, Megadeth, Pantera! Those are real men! If I want to hear p[bleep]ies singing, I'll listen to a female musicians such as Drain STH or the Donnas, who actually have talent AND are good looking, I might add!

ZACHARY SMITH
Dude, chill! It's just music!

Danny turns to the side, shakes his head and says "Just music." Then, out of nowhere, he tries to sucker punch Zachary Smith, but Zachary is ready for him, ducking the punch. Danny turns around, only for Zachary to knock him down with an Outside Crescent Kick. Zachary shakes his head as he walks off while security rushes in to check on Danny.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well I understand that next week on Guys Night Out, Zachary Smith will be in singles competition.

JASON MARTEL
I'll give the devil his due. I happened to see his match on the monitor backstage earlier tonight when he defeated Matt Ward before we went on the air, and he did look impressive. However, he better have eyes in the back of his head because I don't think Danny Palis is going to let him get away with hitting him with a cheap shot.

MARK FOLLOWILL
I hate to interrupt you, Jason, but I understand that our SNW camera crew has made it to the Oakwood Cemetery in Fort Worth, where Kijar Donnelly is set to defend his Bad Blood Title against Robert Ravencroft in a Graveyard Match!

JASON MARTEL
And from what I understand, police has been stationed just outside the cemetery to prevent Robert Ravencroft from trying to bury his sister, Lenore, and her boyfriend, Austin Virgo, alive!

Shot switches to inside the Oakwood Cemetery, and it is rather dark. The only source of light are the lights provided by the cameras operated by the camera crew. Robert Ravencroft can be seen arguing with an older referee, famed Texas indy wrestling referee, Rick Manning, who looks a bit like George Lucas.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well as you can see, none other than Rick Manning has been assigned to officiate this contest, and already Robert Ravencroft is giving him the business!

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
The hell you mean the police sent Lenore and Austin home?!

RICK MANNING
I mean they've been sent home, pal! This match is scheduled to be you versus Kijar Donnelly, not you, your sister and her boyfriend versus Kijar! And if you lay a hand on me, I won't hesitate to knock you into the middle of next week!

Robert shakes his head, rolls his eyes and mutters "Whatever," when out of nowhere, Kijar Donnelly jumps into the camera shot and takes Robert Ravencroft down with an RKO!

Bad Blood Championship: Graveyard Match
Kijar Donnelly(c) vs Robert Ravencroft

Kijar went for an early cover, but only got a two count for his efforts after the surprise RKO. Kijar continued to stomp away at Robert Ravencroft as Robert fought his way up, then grabbed Kijar and knocked him down with a jawbreaker. Robert and Kijar proceeded to brawl all over the cemetery, complete with Kijar nailing Robert with an Enziguri Kick to the back of the head, leading Robert to stumble over a gravestone and fall down to the ground. Kijar went for the pin, but again only got a two count. The two continued to duke it out, taking the fight all the way inside the cemetery chapel! Referee Rick Manning, who was holding the Bad Blood Title in his hands and would set it down for pinfall attempts, followed them all the way to the chapel as Kijar took out a hymnal and blasted it over Robert's head, turning Robert around. That left Robert open for Kijar to nail him in the back of the head with the Italian Kick. Kijar went for another pin, but again only got a two count. Frustrated, Kijar grabbed his Bad Blood Title belt before Rick Manning could pick it back up and went to swing it at Robert's head as he got up, but Robert ducked the shot. Kijar turned around, and Robert kicked him in the gut, put his head in between his legs, then picked him up for the Devil's Driver, slamming Kijar down on the cold, hard concrete. ONE... TWO... THREE! Rick Manning handed Robert the belt, and Robert had an evil grin on his face as he held the belt up over Kijar's unconscious face.

Winner and new Bad Blood Champion: Robert Ravencroft

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ladies and gentlemen, in his relatively short time here in SNW, Robert Ravencroft has captured the SNW Bad Blood Championship!

JASON MARTEL
And Robert didn't have to participate in some stupid food fight or get lucky to become champion, either! The question is, who can stop him?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right now, I don't know who can stop him. What I do know, however, is that up next, Thumbtack Kevin takes on "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

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[Hollywood]

"Sh*tlist" by L7 blasts over the speakers, and Benson leads S.T. Strickler out from behind the curtain to a most negative reaction from the crowd. Some ringside fans are really giving Strickler the business, and he's ready to get into it with them, only for Benson to hold Strickler back.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Winchester, Virginia and weighing 180 lbs... accompanied to the ring by his tag team partner, Benson... "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A stark contrast in styles forthcoming as the more technically gifted S.T. Strickler takes on a master of the deathmatch style, Thumbtack Kevin.

JASON MARTEL
Did you just use the words "deathmatch" and "style" in the same sentence?! Deathmatch isn't even a style, Fozzywill!

Strickler walks up the steps and slowly walks on the apron, taking a look at the fans and scoffing them while Benson takes his place at a ringside corner. Strickler gets in the ring and points to himself saying "Real Deal" as his music dies down. "The Nightmare Continues" by Discharge booms over the PA, and the fans come alive as Thumbtack Kevin comes in from behind the curtain, high-fiving fans on his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at an even 200 lbs... Thumbtack Kevin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Both of these men are looking to gain a footing in the SNW rankings.

JASON MARTEL
Well Kevin better keep his focus on S.T. Strickler and not worry about Benson.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, Benson might eat him!

JASON MARTEL
I'll tell him you said that.

Kevin makes it to the ring, enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, raising his fist in the air, then jumps down, turning around to face Strickler.

Thumbtack Kevin vs S.T. Strickler

Strickler began the match by charging at Kevin with a clothesline attempt, only for Kevin to duck under the clothesline. Strickler turned around, and Kevin peppered him with several right hand punches, followed up by a clothesline. Kevin continued to dominate Strickler for several minutes with his speed and quickness, then took him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Kevin proceeded to climb up to the turnbuckle, only for Benson to hop onto the apron and push Kevin off the top turnbuckle and crashing down onto the mat to loud boos from the crowd. Referee Mike Croft wasted no time in jumping out of the ring and ejecting Benson from ringside to a huge ovation from the crowd. Benson got all egg-shaped, yelling at the ref and pleading his innocence, but the ref didn't budge and Benson stormed off in a huff. That didn't stop Strickler, however, as he got back up and went to work on Kevin. Strickler stomped away at Kevin, then picked him up and took him down with a snap suplex. Strickler went for a pinfall cover, only to get a two count. Strickler continued to work Kevin over, then went for another pinfall after a piledriver, but again only got a two count. Strickler then proceeded to go over to the timekeeper's area and demand the timekeeper's chair. Strickler took the chair and slid into the ring, acting like he was going to bash it over Kevin, only to mock Kevin by setting the chair down and locking Kevin in a headlock, much to the disgust of the crowd that chanted "BORING SH*T! BORING SH*T! BORING SH*T!" Strickler shouted "It's not boring!" However, what Strickler wasn't counting on was Kevin getting a second win, fighting his way up out of the headlock, reversing Strickler into a DDT. Kevin picked up the chair and lifted it up as the crowd cheered him on. Strickler fought his way up, only for Kevin to blast the chair over Strickler's head, busting him wide open to a big pop from the crowd. Kevin slid out of the ring, found a couple of more chairs and threw them into the ring, then found a pane of glass that elicited a big pop from the crowd. Kevin slid the pane of glass into the ring, then hopped up onto the ring apron, only for Strickler to get back up and knock Kevin from the apron and crashing into the security railing via a Dragon Whip Kick. Strickler went to climb to the top turnbuckle and came crashing down onto Kevin with a double axe handle. Strickler picked Kevin up and rolled him into the ring. Strickler went to pick up Kevin, only for Kevin to nail Strickler in the nads with a low blow. Kevin then proceeded to set up the two chairs, place the pane of glass onto the chairs, then set Strickler onto the pane of glass. Kevin went to the top turnbuckle and came crashing down onto Strickler with a Shooting Star Elbow Drop through the pane of glass, shattering the glass. Kevin was winded while Strickler was knocked out cold. Kevin struggled over and went for the pin, getting the 1-2-3 for the victory.

Winner: Thumbtack Kevin

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Thumbtack Kevin!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A back and forth match between two wrestlers who are masters of their respective styles. But in the end, Thumbtack Kevin picked up the duke with a Shooting Star Elbow Drop through a pane of glass.

JASON MARTEL
He got lucky tonight with the referee's bias.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Bias?! Benson blatantly interfered!

JASON MARTEL
Oh shut up!

The shot switches to a split screen, showing Goryokaku walking down one hallway on the left side of the screen, and Hellspawn walking down another hallway on the right side of the screen.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Goryokaku and Hellspawn do battle one last time... NEXT!

[Hollywood]

The lights inside the Gordietorium go out as "Journey Through the Dark" by Blind Guardian booms over the PA and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction, though more fans seem to be booing than cheering. Red lighting begins to illuminate the Gordietorium as Goryokaku, complete with his jester mask, makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the reaction of the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
For years, these two have been great allies and bitter enemies. Tonight, they square off for the last time here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Will it truly be the last time, Fozzywill? I mean, this is SNW. You never know what will happen!

MARK FOLLOWILL
That is true. However, I understand that these two only want this one last match for now, then move on their own separate ways.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, from Lowestoft, England and weighing 245 lbs... Goryokaku!

Goryokaku stops right in front of the ring, holding his hands in a prayer, then lifts his head up as he walks up the steps, onto the ring apron and into the ring. Gory walks to the center of the ring, snapping his fingers as the lights come back to normal and his music dies down. "White Knuckles" by Five Finger Death Punch blasts over the PA, and Hellspawn enters from behind the curtain, clad in his trademark black trench coat, to mostly boos from the audience, though there are a few people cheering him. He still has his mask on.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 lbs... Hellspawn!

MARK FOLLOWILL
I wonder how Hellspawn feels about not having gotten rid of Matt Margera after all.

JASON MARTEL
Well I was lucky enough to talk to Hellspawn yesterday about the possibility of President Myke Rhines reinstating Matt Margera, and Hellspawn just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Hey, my business with him is done. Wench and I have our arrangements for when we have our custody of Damien. It's time for my life to go on."

Hellspawn walks up the steps and onto the ring apron, walks over the top rope, then takes his trench coat off as he stares Gory down.

Goryokaku vs Hellspawn

Referee Rick Maynard called for the bell and the match was underway. The crowd was electric throughout this whole match as Hellspawn and Gory tore each other apart. It started with Hellspawn and Gory circling the ring, then locking up, with Hellspawn getting the better of Gory when he pushed him down due to his superior strength and power. Gory went for a kick to Hellspawn's thigh, but Hellspawn picked Gory up and slammed him down facefirst on the top turnbuckle with Snake Eyes. Gory staggered around, and Hellspawn quickly followed up with a military press into a gutbuster. Hellspawn went for an early cover, but only got a two count for his efforts. Hellspawn went to pick up Gory, only for Gory to turn the match around in his favor by raking Hellspawn in the eyes. It was all downhill from here as Gory clotheslined Hellspawn out of the ring, taking himself out of the ring with Hellspawn.

The two brawled all over ringside, with Gory attempting to whip Hellspawn into the steps, but Hellspawn reversing, sending Gory crashing into the steps. Things seemed to be going Hellspawn's way for a bit as he looked under the ring and found a barbed wire baseball bat. With Gory back up to his knees, Hellspawn lifted the bat up in the air, only for Gory to grab a hold of the bat on the way down as he fought his way back up. Gory and Hellspawn struggled for control of the barbed wire baseball bat until Gory was able to kick Hellspawn in the midsection, doubling him over, and take the bat for himself. Gory lifted the barbed wire baseball bat up in the air and drove the bat into Hellspawn's back, knocking him down to one knee. Gory then ripped Hellspawn's mask off and dug the barbed wire baseball bat into his forehead, causing Hellspawn to bleed from the forehead.

Hellspawn was able to fight back, however, as he Irish whipped Gory up and over the guard rail as the two now took the fight out into the audience, with fans trying to steer clear of the two monsters of SNW. Highlights of the melee included Hellspawn grabbing a fan's crutch and blasting it over Gory's back; Gory grabbing a squeeze bottle of Tabasco sauce and spraying it into Hellspawn's eyes; and Hellspawn throwing Gory into a sea of chairs that had been abandoned by the fans. The fight made its way back to ringside as Hellspawn dumped Gory over the guardrail and onto the ringside floor. Hellspawn pointed over to the broadcast table, and Mark Followill and Jason Martel quickly stood up to try and get out of the way as Hellspawn brought what looked like a lifeless Gory over to the table. Hellspawn went to powerbomb Gory through the broadcast table, but Gory was able to block it. Gory got himself out from under Hellspawn's legs, hooked Hellspawn's arm over his neck, then used all of his strength and might to lift Hellspawn up and slam him through the table with a Northern Lights Suplex. Jason Martel could be heard on the broadcast asking if they were still on the air, and Mark Followill confirmed that they were still on as both Gory and Hellspawn laid down on the floor unconscious.

Referee Rick Maynard went to check on both men, lifting their arms up then letting go as their arms dropped down. After several attempts to lift their arms to see if they'd stay up, Hellspawn was able to keep his up, and Gory was able to keep his up as well as both struggled to get back up. The fans chanted "THIS IS AWESOME!" for over a minute as both men fought their way back up. Gory took control, punching away at Hellspawn, then ramming his head into the ring apron before rolling him back into the ring. Gory then proceeded to look under the ring and find a table, sliding the table into the ring. Gory looked under the ring and found a can of kerosene. Gory looked under the ring once more and found a book of matches as he slid back into the ring. Gory set the book of matches down for a second as he first set the table up. He then took out a bag of thumbtacks in his coat pocket, spreading the tacks all over the table as unbeknown to Gory, Hellspawn was struggling back to his feet. Gory picked up the can of kerosene and poured it all over the table with the tacks on it. Gory turned around, only for Hellspawn to kick him in the gut and slam him down with a Muscle Buster, followed up by a Death Valley Driver. Hellspawn then looked over at the table, then over at the corner and grinned from ear to ear as a light bulb seemed to go off over his head. He took the book of matches, took out a handful of matches and struck them on the book, dropped the matches onto the table, and the fans let out a deafening roar of approval as the table was engulfed in flames. Hellspawn then picked Gory up, brought him up to the top turnbuckle with him, and drove him through the flaming table and thumbtacks with the Hell's Drop from off of the top turnbuckle.

HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

Ringside attendants quickly ran down to spray both men with fire extinguishers as Hellspawn rolled Gory over for the pinfall victory.

Winner: Hellspawn

"White Knuckles" thundered over the PA as Hellspawn got to his knees, the ref raising his arm in victory.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner... Hellspawn!

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a brutal match!

JASON MARTEL
I thought I had seen it all from these two back when I wrestled with them in UHW, but was I ever wrong!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Our hats off to these two for giving us a hell, no pun intended, of a match! Fans, remember to join us next Saturday night as Guys Night Out comes to the Reconsider Lounge in the heart of Deep Ellum in Downtown Dallas, Texas! Good night, everybody!

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