Post by ykmn on Aug 3, 2010 16:10:18 GMT -6
Scene opens with SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing by. Daniels wears a Blue T Shirt with the Superman Logo on the front and a Black Spitfire Baseball Cap.
AD:That's two, that's two very very successful title defenses that Kid Thunder can have written to his championship resumee. Super Vader and Chris P on paper looked like two guys fully capable of taking away my title, but when it came down to doing the job in the ring, sorry to say for them, I proved that I without a shadow of a doubt am fully capable of defeating any challenger, any time, anywhere. You had Super Vader, the powerhouse, the big man who was going to beat and pummel me into a pulp, but it didn't happen, then you had Chris P, who talked and talked and talked about how I screwed him over, and how he was going to make me pay and yadda yadda bull crap, but it didn't happen. Now I can do something that I haven't been able to do for a few weeks, that's relax, as far as I see it no one's been booked to challenge me and no one's really showing that they have what it takes to challenge me. I just took out two very dangerous challengers and I'm going to just cool my jets and sit back and not have to worry about who's going to come gunning for my belt, because no one has shown that they can make me look them over, I'm not impressed with anybody, and I'm pretty sure SNW doesn't want to throw tomato cans at me because they want someone to beat me. So what the hell eh? Looks like I'm going to be champion just a bit longer, I hope you've managed to accept that, even if you haven't to bad for you. Now.....
Daniels stops as The Alley Ratz walk into the scene. Both are wearing Black "Alley Ratz" T Shirts.
Eddy:Did somebody say tag team partners?
AD:No.
Twitch:Shit, you said he said it.
Eddy:Damn jumped the gun, okay Alex, can we leave and you say tag team partners and we'll come in again.
AD:No.
Twitch:Come on, we'll be your best friends.
AD:I don't need best friends, or tag team partners.
Twitch gestures to Eddy as they leave the scene quickly then jump in again.
Eddy:Did somebody say tag team partners?
AD:Oh sweet mother of god.
Twitch:You know people, when SNW told us that we were going to be teaming with our good friend "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels....
AD:No I'm not, honestly.
Twitch:We got two big smiles put onto our faces, because we were sick and tired of being paired up with tony jabronis that we've been paired up with, but now things are going to be set right because we are teaming with Alex Daniels, our buddy, our friend our......
AD:ENOUGH.
Twitch stops.
AD:Let's get one thing absolutely clear, I am the furthest, the FURTHEST thing from being your friend. You two drive me frigging crazy, there is nothing about you two that I like, not a damn thing.
Eddy:Nothing.
AD:Nothing.
Eddy:But we've known you for about four years now, there's got to be something you like about us.
AD:NO, NOTHING, I can't stand you guys at all, all you do is crack dumb jokes, get high and make a mockery of Canadian wrestlers, I cannot stress how much you two just annoy the living hell out of me.
Twitch and Eddy remain silent for a few moments then high five each other.
Eddy:Yeah that sounds like us alright.
Twitch:To a tee.
Daniels starts rubbing his forehead.
AD:I think I'm getting a headache, a very bad annoying headache.
Eddy:Allow us then.
Twitch and Eddy stand infront of Daniels.
Twitch:So here we are, the three most devious minds to come out of the Great White North together at last.
Eddy:Finally.
Twitch:It was only a matter of time before The Alley Ratz and Kid Thunder were meshed together to form the most baddest trio since J and Shaggy teamed with Esham.
AD:Who the hell is that?
Eddy:Were all on the same side of the tracks now, Alex Daniels hates you people, and Twitch and I hate you even more. So it's the pefect match, like we said we've known each other for so long, and we are more then ready to kick everyone's ass, especially the new SNW Tag Team Champions Y'Kores.
Twitch:Ladies you got really lucky in Ultimate X, but The Ratz are still on the hunt we want you to know that were not afraid to resorting to hurting your pretty little heads again to get those belts, if you think attacking you with those chair shots was bad, you haven't seen anything yet.
Eddy:Were finally acting the way we should have been acting a long time ago, not caring about those morons in the crowd, not caring about anyone, except ourselves, oh and ofcourse you two Alex.
Twitch and Eddy part so that the camera can focus on Daniels.
AD:God help me, that's all I can really say right now.
Twitch and Eddy put their arms around Daniels.
Eddy:Trust us, were going to win at Onslaught, then we will start a very very dominant partnership.
Twitch:Picture it, Kid Thunder and The Alley Ratz, together at last, and ready to take control of this company.
Daniels looks at Twitch then Eddy then shoves their arms off.
AD:Let's get one thing perfectly straight here boys, when it comes to who runs the show at Onslaught it's me.
Twitch:Absolutely.
Eddy:Were one hundred percent cool with that. Infact one thousand percent cool with that.
Twitch:We wouldn't have it any other way.
AD:And you two better not screw up, or you'll have more then Y'Kores to worry about.
Twitch:Hey, we are going to be on the very top of our games, like we said were changed people, we don't care about pleasing anyone except ourselves.
AD:You better please me though with a victory at Onslaught, now if you'll excuse me.
Eddy:Wait, wait before you go.
Eddy and Twitch stand on opposite side of Daniels. Eddy raises a camera and takes a picture of the three.
Eddy:Thank you so much.
Daniels grunts then walks away.
Twitch:See you Saturday, partner.
Twitch and Eddy smile and walk off as the scene ends.
AD:That's two, that's two very very successful title defenses that Kid Thunder can have written to his championship resumee. Super Vader and Chris P on paper looked like two guys fully capable of taking away my title, but when it came down to doing the job in the ring, sorry to say for them, I proved that I without a shadow of a doubt am fully capable of defeating any challenger, any time, anywhere. You had Super Vader, the powerhouse, the big man who was going to beat and pummel me into a pulp, but it didn't happen, then you had Chris P, who talked and talked and talked about how I screwed him over, and how he was going to make me pay and yadda yadda bull crap, but it didn't happen. Now I can do something that I haven't been able to do for a few weeks, that's relax, as far as I see it no one's been booked to challenge me and no one's really showing that they have what it takes to challenge me. I just took out two very dangerous challengers and I'm going to just cool my jets and sit back and not have to worry about who's going to come gunning for my belt, because no one has shown that they can make me look them over, I'm not impressed with anybody, and I'm pretty sure SNW doesn't want to throw tomato cans at me because they want someone to beat me. So what the hell eh? Looks like I'm going to be champion just a bit longer, I hope you've managed to accept that, even if you haven't to bad for you. Now.....
Daniels stops as The Alley Ratz walk into the scene. Both are wearing Black "Alley Ratz" T Shirts.
Eddy:Did somebody say tag team partners?
AD:No.
Twitch:Shit, you said he said it.
Eddy:Damn jumped the gun, okay Alex, can we leave and you say tag team partners and we'll come in again.
AD:No.
Twitch:Come on, we'll be your best friends.
AD:I don't need best friends, or tag team partners.
Twitch gestures to Eddy as they leave the scene quickly then jump in again.
Eddy:Did somebody say tag team partners?
AD:Oh sweet mother of god.
Twitch:You know people, when SNW told us that we were going to be teaming with our good friend "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels....
AD:No I'm not, honestly.
Twitch:We got two big smiles put onto our faces, because we were sick and tired of being paired up with tony jabronis that we've been paired up with, but now things are going to be set right because we are teaming with Alex Daniels, our buddy, our friend our......
AD:ENOUGH.
Twitch stops.
AD:Let's get one thing absolutely clear, I am the furthest, the FURTHEST thing from being your friend. You two drive me frigging crazy, there is nothing about you two that I like, not a damn thing.
Eddy:Nothing.
AD:Nothing.
Eddy:But we've known you for about four years now, there's got to be something you like about us.
AD:NO, NOTHING, I can't stand you guys at all, all you do is crack dumb jokes, get high and make a mockery of Canadian wrestlers, I cannot stress how much you two just annoy the living hell out of me.
Twitch and Eddy remain silent for a few moments then high five each other.
Eddy:Yeah that sounds like us alright.
Twitch:To a tee.
Daniels starts rubbing his forehead.
AD:I think I'm getting a headache, a very bad annoying headache.
Eddy:Allow us then.
Twitch and Eddy stand infront of Daniels.
Twitch:So here we are, the three most devious minds to come out of the Great White North together at last.
Eddy:Finally.
Twitch:It was only a matter of time before The Alley Ratz and Kid Thunder were meshed together to form the most baddest trio since J and Shaggy teamed with Esham.
AD:Who the hell is that?
Eddy:Were all on the same side of the tracks now, Alex Daniels hates you people, and Twitch and I hate you even more. So it's the pefect match, like we said we've known each other for so long, and we are more then ready to kick everyone's ass, especially the new SNW Tag Team Champions Y'Kores.
Twitch:Ladies you got really lucky in Ultimate X, but The Ratz are still on the hunt we want you to know that were not afraid to resorting to hurting your pretty little heads again to get those belts, if you think attacking you with those chair shots was bad, you haven't seen anything yet.
Eddy:Were finally acting the way we should have been acting a long time ago, not caring about those morons in the crowd, not caring about anyone, except ourselves, oh and ofcourse you two Alex.
Twitch and Eddy part so that the camera can focus on Daniels.
AD:God help me, that's all I can really say right now.
Twitch and Eddy put their arms around Daniels.
Eddy:Trust us, were going to win at Onslaught, then we will start a very very dominant partnership.
Twitch:Picture it, Kid Thunder and The Alley Ratz, together at last, and ready to take control of this company.
Daniels looks at Twitch then Eddy then shoves their arms off.
AD:Let's get one thing perfectly straight here boys, when it comes to who runs the show at Onslaught it's me.
Twitch:Absolutely.
Eddy:Were one hundred percent cool with that. Infact one thousand percent cool with that.
Twitch:We wouldn't have it any other way.
AD:And you two better not screw up, or you'll have more then Y'Kores to worry about.
Twitch:Hey, we are going to be on the very top of our games, like we said were changed people, we don't care about pleasing anyone except ourselves.
AD:You better please me though with a victory at Onslaught, now if you'll excuse me.
Eddy:Wait, wait before you go.
Eddy and Twitch stand on opposite side of Daniels. Eddy raises a camera and takes a picture of the three.
Eddy:Thank you so much.
Daniels grunts then walks away.
Twitch:See you Saturday, partner.
Twitch and Eddy smile and walk off as the scene ends.
