Bumbling and Mumbling

[Versus & Tiger]

Sports Nutz Wrestling Presents
Saturday Night Onslaught
August 7th, 2010
Live from the Gordietorium
Downtown, Fort Worth, Texas
Versus Vince w/ Valerie Snyder vs Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis
Bumbling and Mumbling
A Versus Vince Roleplay

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Versus Vince

The scene opens in a bar. The partons are drinking, playing pool, and just having a great time. Suddenly, the doors pop open, and Versus Vince steps inside. He sits down on a bar stool where the bar tending asks him what he wants.

"I'm actually not ordering anything."

The bartender asks what the cameras are for.

"I'm shooting on a drunk."

The bartender looks puzzled, but walks away.

"So, I sit here in a place that Danny Palis is probably very familiar with. Danny, Danny, Danny... You really like Alcohol, don't you? But, that's okay, so does the rest of America. Right now, I'm actually very pleased with who came out the victor at Summer Bash. It was Jack Clinton. Love or hate the guy, he pleads a hard bargain, and I'm pretty sure that the bargain is all mine. Danny, you do realize that what you mean by 'hell fire and damnation' actually happens to be you losing... You didn't deliver anything you should have. I'm pretty sure that what happened to you was the same thing that happened to me. You see, I walked out of Summer Bash just fine. No injuries, or anything.

That means that you didn't hurt me, like you wish you did. I was just fine, it was just another wrestling match. I'm glad I got your attention, because you're gonna have to listen up. That was just another wrestling match, but this, this is personal. You wanted me, you're gonna get me. Pain, don't sweat it. I feel pain pretty often. Pain is when you're told both of you're parents have parished. Pain, is being told that you wont make it in the big times. Pain is being told that you have to split. Pain is being told you're worth nothing. Embarassment is having your pants dropped by a buly in the middle of gym class. Embarassment is being rejected by the same person over and over again. Embarassment is not getting into any colleges. Embarassment is having your mom drive you to school in her minivan, when you're sixteen."

Vince stands up, and walks around the bar as the cameras follow him.

"If you want to try and introduce me to Pain and Embarassment you should at least know the real meaning of the two first. You must be great at seeing the future, because there will be blood on the canvas. It'll be yours, staring you in the face as it drips down from the top of your head and lands on the same mat you'll be on when my arm is raised. If Onslaught is just the beginning of the new Reign, then I say we make it a short one. As much as I would like to tell you that you will be victorious, it just isn't in my vocabulary. Danny Palis and victory shouldn't be in the same sentence unless its about someone else getting a victory over Danny Palis. That's exactly what will happen this weekend, Danny. Watchout."

Vince walks out the doors, the cameras fade to black as the doors are shut.[/center]