Post by Bubba JD on Aug 11, 2010 22:18:26 GMT -6
Scene opens in the parking lot of The Northern in Fargo, ND. It's late night. Signs are advertising this being a biker's night. Several Harleys are on the property. The main door bursts open, as Mike Hanson comes grumbling out, as he's being followed by The Gambler. Both men are heading to their car, a short distance away.
Mike Hanson
I can't believe I paid a cover charge to see that crap. I didn't even get full nudity for what I paid.
Gambler
I warned you that this would be tame in comparison to most of your hangouts.
Mike Hanson
Tame doesn't even begin to describe this place. Holy shit! Bob Saget! Damn!
Gambler
Dude, settle down. We've got plenty of cold beer in the hotel room.
Mike Hanson
I'm going to be in a foul mood all throught the weekend. I swear, those were the worst strippers I've ever seen. I could've gotten a better thrill from that internet junk.
Gambler
Yeah...you really need to use your own laptop for that shit. You ruined my last three laptops with all the spyware & viruses from those damned sites.
Mike Hanson
I paid you back, didn't I?
Gambler & Hanson get to their car and get in. Gambler, in the driver seat, starts it up & begins driving.
Gambler
That's not the point. You've got to start destroying something other then my property. Shit, my head's still killing me because of the War Games match & I wasn't even a combatant. I'm still taking heat from when you & the rest of the group trashed Dunpork's House of Early Heart Attacks.....and Darkness's Cheap Assed & Probably Illegal Casino.....and Tammy Winter's House of STD's......
Mike Hanson
....okay, I get it. You got a point?
Gambler
Yeah....start taking your attitude out on everyone else....starting with Wench. Start by busting her skull or something.
Mike Hanson
I'd much prefer shoving Margera's power staff up her c.....
Gambler
(shudders)
Ugh! I don't want to know that detail.
Mike Hanson
Moron thinks he's some kind of He-Man wannabe or some shit.
(mockingly)
I've got the power!!!
I'll show the 'tard some power. When I'm done ruining Wench's ability to have kids, I'll castrate Margera for good measure. I'll stick his who-haw into a meat grinder, while it's still attached to him & turn it into hamburger meat. Won't get much of a pattie out of that pencil d.....
Gambler
Enough with the visual effects, man. Really, what got into you today?
Mike Hanson
Do you really want me to repeat that? Ugh....Wench is going to be on the wrong end of more then a simple whoopin', that's for damn sure. Just like every other woman I've ever seen. Never learns from the first whoopin'. Takes a few times to get the point across.
Don't know why I try, some days. After the second whoopin', you know full well that a woman will never learn her lesson. I can't remember how many times Super Vader's had to teach her a lesson. She hasn't learned a thing.
Gambler
Man, I certainly hope the women's rights groups don't here these comments. I'm still catching heat over it.
Mike Hanson
If only these damned women would learn their place. Cooking, cleaning, popping out babies. That's what Wench should be doing. Well, she's got the babies part right, unfortunately. Can't imagine what kind of hellspawn she's raising. Only a matter of time before she goes through every man in SNW & starts going with the women. Probably start with that Russian chick, too.
Gambler
Maybe I should avoid letting you near the beer. If you're this worked up now, I don't want to be near you on Saturday.
Gambler & Mike Hanson continue talking as the scene comes to an end.
Mike Hanson
I can't believe I paid a cover charge to see that crap. I didn't even get full nudity for what I paid.
Gambler
I warned you that this would be tame in comparison to most of your hangouts.
Mike Hanson
Tame doesn't even begin to describe this place. Holy shit! Bob Saget! Damn!
Gambler
Dude, settle down. We've got plenty of cold beer in the hotel room.
Mike Hanson
I'm going to be in a foul mood all throught the weekend. I swear, those were the worst strippers I've ever seen. I could've gotten a better thrill from that internet junk.
Gambler
Yeah...you really need to use your own laptop for that shit. You ruined my last three laptops with all the spyware & viruses from those damned sites.
Mike Hanson
I paid you back, didn't I?
Gambler & Hanson get to their car and get in. Gambler, in the driver seat, starts it up & begins driving.
Gambler
That's not the point. You've got to start destroying something other then my property. Shit, my head's still killing me because of the War Games match & I wasn't even a combatant. I'm still taking heat from when you & the rest of the group trashed Dunpork's House of Early Heart Attacks.....and Darkness's Cheap Assed & Probably Illegal Casino.....and Tammy Winter's House of STD's......
Mike Hanson
....okay, I get it. You got a point?
Gambler
Yeah....start taking your attitude out on everyone else....starting with Wench. Start by busting her skull or something.
Mike Hanson
I'd much prefer shoving Margera's power staff up her c.....
Gambler
(shudders)
Ugh! I don't want to know that detail.
Mike Hanson
Moron thinks he's some kind of He-Man wannabe or some shit.
(mockingly)
I've got the power!!!
I'll show the 'tard some power. When I'm done ruining Wench's ability to have kids, I'll castrate Margera for good measure. I'll stick his who-haw into a meat grinder, while it's still attached to him & turn it into hamburger meat. Won't get much of a pattie out of that pencil d.....
Gambler
Enough with the visual effects, man. Really, what got into you today?
Mike Hanson
Do you really want me to repeat that? Ugh....Wench is going to be on the wrong end of more then a simple whoopin', that's for damn sure. Just like every other woman I've ever seen. Never learns from the first whoopin'. Takes a few times to get the point across.
Don't know why I try, some days. After the second whoopin', you know full well that a woman will never learn her lesson. I can't remember how many times Super Vader's had to teach her a lesson. She hasn't learned a thing.
Gambler
Man, I certainly hope the women's rights groups don't here these comments. I'm still catching heat over it.
Mike Hanson
If only these damned women would learn their place. Cooking, cleaning, popping out babies. That's what Wench should be doing. Well, she's got the babies part right, unfortunately. Can't imagine what kind of hellspawn she's raising. Only a matter of time before she goes through every man in SNW & starts going with the women. Probably start with that Russian chick, too.
Gambler
Maybe I should avoid letting you near the beer. If you're this worked up now, I don't want to be near you on Saturday.
Gambler & Mike Hanson continue talking as the scene comes to an end.
