Post by emokid on Aug 12, 2010 8:22:42 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara, wearing a "Minor Threat" T-shirt, blue jeans, and black anarchy converses, stands in an alley somewhere in Downtown Fort Worth. He has a look of hope on his face.
TYLER GUEVARA: Soul Reaper, what's up bro? So, we team up this week. Well, that's great news for me. I don't know what that says about you, but whether you want to believe it or not, up to you, we have alot in common. We both have a big chip on our shoulders. We both have bad reputations. This country has been very harmful to us. We never get what we deserve. Oh, and the most important one, the fans turned on us. We didn't want the fans to go away. We care about their well being. For some reason, these failed abortions just don't want to cooperate.
We have more in common than you could ever think. So, to ever get the idea that we are a strange bedfellows tag team is just proposterous. That is, if you exclude one other common trait, we can't stand each other. But, I'm willing to listen to you, if you are willing to listen to me. Like you, I have an ego to fulfill. I'm not Cyanide, I want to win. I want victory. You want the same. If we are not a cohesive unit, we lose the match. I know how much you want to make your....how do you put it....real fans from Philly happy, but there comes a time where you have to say "screw it," and do your own thing.
Now, I know you. You snubbed me at a time when I needed to be taken seriously. Why? Because at the time I wasn't a major player. At the time I was still a fan favorite that did comedy sketches rather than real wrestling. You called me a "no-talent oaf." You remember that. Oh, right, you don't, because you only really care about yourself, right? You enjoyed the limelight, while I was getting laughed at. You...well....you were laughing, too. Weren't you. Now, you get the same treatment that I'm getting right now. I'm not laughing. I feel sorry for you. You do understand how pathetic you are, don't you? I mean, For Christ's sake, you let a redneck talk you down. That's pretty low. That's why I'm helping Matt Margera in campaigning for you to joining the Perfect World.
This week, we fight James Jackson, and Jackoff Clinton, two men that have nothing in common, so, in turn we have an advantage. Freedom is just a fairytale, and Reaper you learned that by taking that tongue lashing from that redneck last week. I'm ready to go out there and fight. Question is, are you?
Tyler Guevara walks off, a the cameras fade to black
TYLER GUEVARA: Soul Reaper, what's up bro? So, we team up this week. Well, that's great news for me. I don't know what that says about you, but whether you want to believe it or not, up to you, we have alot in common. We both have a big chip on our shoulders. We both have bad reputations. This country has been very harmful to us. We never get what we deserve. Oh, and the most important one, the fans turned on us. We didn't want the fans to go away. We care about their well being. For some reason, these failed abortions just don't want to cooperate.
We have more in common than you could ever think. So, to ever get the idea that we are a strange bedfellows tag team is just proposterous. That is, if you exclude one other common trait, we can't stand each other. But, I'm willing to listen to you, if you are willing to listen to me. Like you, I have an ego to fulfill. I'm not Cyanide, I want to win. I want victory. You want the same. If we are not a cohesive unit, we lose the match. I know how much you want to make your....how do you put it....real fans from Philly happy, but there comes a time where you have to say "screw it," and do your own thing.
Now, I know you. You snubbed me at a time when I needed to be taken seriously. Why? Because at the time I wasn't a major player. At the time I was still a fan favorite that did comedy sketches rather than real wrestling. You called me a "no-talent oaf." You remember that. Oh, right, you don't, because you only really care about yourself, right? You enjoyed the limelight, while I was getting laughed at. You...well....you were laughing, too. Weren't you. Now, you get the same treatment that I'm getting right now. I'm not laughing. I feel sorry for you. You do understand how pathetic you are, don't you? I mean, For Christ's sake, you let a redneck talk you down. That's pretty low. That's why I'm helping Matt Margera in campaigning for you to joining the Perfect World.
This week, we fight James Jackson, and Jackoff Clinton, two men that have nothing in common, so, in turn we have an advantage. Freedom is just a fairytale, and Reaper you learned that by taking that tongue lashing from that redneck last week. I'm ready to go out there and fight. Question is, are you?
Tyler Guevara walks off, a the cameras fade to black
