Post by darkthrone666 on Aug 12, 2010 14:22:35 GMT -6
Thumbtack Kevin is shown sitting on the steps of his apartment somewhere in Dallas. He is shown wearing a shirt from his favorite punk band from Texas D.R.I. Kevin his also wearing black shorts with patches all over and black Vans skate shoes. Kevin lights up a cigarette and begins to speak.
TK: Well here we are again. Another day, another match and another classic Thumbtack Kevin promo. I know how everyone loves my promos.
Kevin laughs and takes a drag of his cigarette and continues on
TK: So this Saturday I have another match with S.T Strickler. This time Benson and Chris P are thrown in the mix. SNW gave me the Xtreme Team as my partners. I got to talk to those guys the other day and I gotta say they're good guys. I think those ore the kind of guys that can adopt my style of wrestling and I can adopt their style. I believe we'll work well together and make it one hell of a match
Kevin takes another drag of his cig
TK: Now Strickler I warned you our match wouldn't be a wrestling match for long. I had to do something to make the fans come alive after you bore them hell out of them. So I put you through a pane of glass. I heard about your little bitch fit to Chris P the other day. Strickler you should know SNW has no dqs or count outs. also I have a quote from Gordie Heath after my meeting with him.
Kevin takes another drag of his smoke and puts his cigarette in his mouth. Kevin pulls out a folded up piece if paper and pulls out a pair of the nerdiest glasses you've ever seen. The catch is the pair of glasses don't have any lenses in them. Kevin takes one more drag of his cig before putting it in his left hand. Kevin holds the piece of paper in his right.
TK: And I quote" you are more than welcome to use whatever weapons of destruction you wish to inflict onto your opponents, as SNW has thrown out disqualifications and count outs." So Strickler I can basically do whatever I want to you. So your bitching about the ref being "Blind" just makes you look like a puss.
Kevin takes off the glasses and puts them next to him. He then folds up the paper and puts it back in his pocket. He takes another drag of his cigarette and continues on with the promo.
TK: Now that all the shenanigans is taken care of I can talk about the other two opponents. Benson remember when you got ejected from the match last Saturday?
Kevin starts laughing.
TK: Oh man that was great but on Saturday Benson I'll get you back for trying to get involved. Benson I'll show you I'm more than some backyard wrestler. Chris P I don't really know much about you. after watching Strickler complain about me I heard. what you said. "what's wrong with wanting to wrestle for a living, right? Chris there's nothing wrong with that. This is how I make my living. I just happen to enjoy using all sorts of weapons and making people bleed. Chris you don't know the satisfaction of making someone you despise bleed or making them suffer. Well Chris the feeling is something more satisfying then anything in the world. Now guys be ready for an extreme match on Saturday because you're facing the 3 most extreme guys in the business.
camera fades as Kevin sits and looks off into the distance smoking the last bits of his cigarette.
end scene
OCC: I know I had a lot of errors this promo. I had to go make a quick stop to 7/11 and forgot to check for errors. I went back and fixed all the errors. Sorry about that I'll make sure to not make that mistake again
TK: Well here we are again. Another day, another match and another classic Thumbtack Kevin promo. I know how everyone loves my promos.
Kevin laughs and takes a drag of his cigarette and continues on
TK: So this Saturday I have another match with S.T Strickler. This time Benson and Chris P are thrown in the mix. SNW gave me the Xtreme Team as my partners. I got to talk to those guys the other day and I gotta say they're good guys. I think those ore the kind of guys that can adopt my style of wrestling and I can adopt their style. I believe we'll work well together and make it one hell of a match
Kevin takes another drag of his cig
TK: Now Strickler I warned you our match wouldn't be a wrestling match for long. I had to do something to make the fans come alive after you bore them hell out of them. So I put you through a pane of glass. I heard about your little bitch fit to Chris P the other day. Strickler you should know SNW has no dqs or count outs. also I have a quote from Gordie Heath after my meeting with him.
Kevin takes another drag of his smoke and puts his cigarette in his mouth. Kevin pulls out a folded up piece if paper and pulls out a pair of the nerdiest glasses you've ever seen. The catch is the pair of glasses don't have any lenses in them. Kevin takes one more drag of his cig before putting it in his left hand. Kevin holds the piece of paper in his right.
TK: And I quote" you are more than welcome to use whatever weapons of destruction you wish to inflict onto your opponents, as SNW has thrown out disqualifications and count outs." So Strickler I can basically do whatever I want to you. So your bitching about the ref being "Blind" just makes you look like a puss.
Kevin takes off the glasses and puts them next to him. He then folds up the paper and puts it back in his pocket. He takes another drag of his cigarette and continues on with the promo.
TK: Now that all the shenanigans is taken care of I can talk about the other two opponents. Benson remember when you got ejected from the match last Saturday?
Kevin starts laughing.
TK: Oh man that was great but on Saturday Benson I'll get you back for trying to get involved. Benson I'll show you I'm more than some backyard wrestler. Chris P I don't really know much about you. after watching Strickler complain about me I heard. what you said. "what's wrong with wanting to wrestle for a living, right? Chris there's nothing wrong with that. This is how I make my living. I just happen to enjoy using all sorts of weapons and making people bleed. Chris you don't know the satisfaction of making someone you despise bleed or making them suffer. Well Chris the feeling is something more satisfying then anything in the world. Now guys be ready for an extreme match on Saturday because you're facing the 3 most extreme guys in the business.
camera fades as Kevin sits and looks off into the distance smoking the last bits of his cigarette.
end scene
OCC: I know I had a lot of errors this promo. I had to go make a quick stop to 7/11 and forgot to check for errors. I went back and fixed all the errors. Sorry about that I'll make sure to not make that mistake again