Post by ykmn on Aug 12, 2010 16:07:42 GMT -6
Scene opens with Von Erich Memorial Champion "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels in a lockeroom polishing his belt. Daniels is in his ring gear. The Alley Ratz soon appear, they are in their ring gear aswell.
Twitch:Alex Daniels, what a coincidence to see you here.
AD:This is my lockeroom idiot.
Eddy looks over at a sign that says "Alex Daniels" on it.
Eddy:Didn't see that.
AD:Sure you didn't.
Twitch:We just wanted to drop by and say that we really enjoyed teaming with you last show.
Eddy:Enjoyed it more then birth.
Twitch:And hey anytime you want us by your side we are so there. I mean even if you want just me that's fine, I'll tell Eddy to stay behind while we take care of business.
Eddy:Hey.
AD:Listen, we only teamed together once, and that wasn't my choice at all, now people are starting to think that were inseperable, which we are far from.
Twitch:They think were buddies, well you know Alex, maybe that's not such a bad thing, I mean, look at it this way, were not so much different the three of us, I mean we both came up in the same areas, we've all managed to make our way up to the somewhat big leagues, and were three very incredibly gifted young Canadian athletes, so maybe we can look at those comparisons and realize that maybe we can form something of a little alliance. I mean right now yeah you say you don't like us, and what not, but I know that deep down you respect us, you know that and we know that, so how about we just learn to co exist in a trio of awesomeness as only the three of us can, I mean me and Eddie are going to be at your side when you take on the commie chick in that arm wrestling contest.
Eddy:Which you will hands down win.
Daniels flexes his right arm.
AD:Ofcourse, just look at the strength and the build of that arm, that's the arm of a guy who can easily rip an opposing arm out of it's socket, especially when it belongs to that of a vodka swigging, pipe wielding flooze like Rory Kotch. So I'm not to worried about that, but what I am a little worried about is the fact that you two are in my quote unquote corner.
Eddy:Why?
AD:Why? Because if I'm to win this arm wrestling contest, I need my one hundred percent concentration, and you two better not do anything to ruin that.
Twitch:No.
Eddy:Absolutley not.
AD:Fine, now get out of here.
Twitch and Eddy leave. Daniels leans back in his chair.
AD:Idiots, complete total idiots.
Twitch pops in the doorway.
Twitch:Hey, want to smoke a joint?
AD:NO.
Twitch:Okay, don't have to yell.
Twitch leaves.
AD:Complete f*cking idiots.
Scene ends.
Twitch:Alex Daniels, what a coincidence to see you here.
AD:This is my lockeroom idiot.
Eddy looks over at a sign that says "Alex Daniels" on it.
Eddy:Didn't see that.
AD:Sure you didn't.
Twitch:We just wanted to drop by and say that we really enjoyed teaming with you last show.
Eddy:Enjoyed it more then birth.
Twitch:And hey anytime you want us by your side we are so there. I mean even if you want just me that's fine, I'll tell Eddy to stay behind while we take care of business.
Eddy:Hey.
AD:Listen, we only teamed together once, and that wasn't my choice at all, now people are starting to think that were inseperable, which we are far from.
Twitch:They think were buddies, well you know Alex, maybe that's not such a bad thing, I mean, look at it this way, were not so much different the three of us, I mean we both came up in the same areas, we've all managed to make our way up to the somewhat big leagues, and were three very incredibly gifted young Canadian athletes, so maybe we can look at those comparisons and realize that maybe we can form something of a little alliance. I mean right now yeah you say you don't like us, and what not, but I know that deep down you respect us, you know that and we know that, so how about we just learn to co exist in a trio of awesomeness as only the three of us can, I mean me and Eddie are going to be at your side when you take on the commie chick in that arm wrestling contest.
Eddy:Which you will hands down win.
Daniels flexes his right arm.
AD:Ofcourse, just look at the strength and the build of that arm, that's the arm of a guy who can easily rip an opposing arm out of it's socket, especially when it belongs to that of a vodka swigging, pipe wielding flooze like Rory Kotch. So I'm not to worried about that, but what I am a little worried about is the fact that you two are in my quote unquote corner.
Eddy:Why?
AD:Why? Because if I'm to win this arm wrestling contest, I need my one hundred percent concentration, and you two better not do anything to ruin that.
Twitch:No.
Eddy:Absolutley not.
AD:Fine, now get out of here.
Twitch and Eddy leave. Daniels leans back in his chair.
AD:Idiots, complete total idiots.
Twitch pops in the doorway.
Twitch:Hey, want to smoke a joint?
AD:NO.
Twitch:Okay, don't have to yell.
Twitch leaves.
AD:Complete f*cking idiots.
Scene ends.