Saturday Night Onslaught: 8/21/10

[Hollywood]

Before the opening dark match, there was a ten bell salute for both Lance Cade and Gen. Skandor Akbar.

In a dark match that took place before Onslaught went on the air:

Goryokaku defeated Aaron Champion via pinfall after hitting the Gory Kick.

"Thunderkiss 65" plays in the background as a video montage of SNW highlights is played.



LIVE!! THE GORDIETORIUM!! FORT WORTH, TX!!

The fans inside the Gordietorium are going crazy as the camera pans around.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Live from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, Texas, it's Saturday Night Onslaught! I'm Mark Followill, here one last time with Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Thank God!

The shot opens with Burrito Jimmy standing on the inside of the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is scheduled for one fall. Already inside the ring, from Grapevine, Texas, and weighing in at 198 pounds, Burrito! Jimmy!

Suddenly, "Cucina" by Drown The City begins playing. For the first time in a long time, the fans boo to see Andy Lionheart come out from behind the curtain.

MONICA DELUCA
And his opponent, from Kemi, Finland, weighing in at 210 lbs, Andy Lionheart!

JASON MARTEL
Its about time this guy came back. I'm ecstatic to see him dominate in this match up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, Burrito Jimmy certainly doesn't have the best won-loss record, but there's a chance for an upset here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
With the momentum Lionheart has on his return? I don't think so, Fozzywill.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Ever heard of ring rust?

JASON MARTEL
Not with Andy Lionheart. Just watch the match.

Andy Lionheart runs down to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. He hops to the nearest turnbuckle and taunts with open arms, before the referee calls for the bell.

Andy Lionheart vs Burrito Jimmy

Jimmy ran at Lionheart early, only to be hit with a Spinebuster. This led to Lionheart's control for seemingly the whole match. However, a miscalculated leg drop allowed Jimmy to pick up a head of steam. He unleashed a load of kicks on his sitting opponent, causing him to fall on his back. A cover was laughed off just before 1. Jimmy tried to keep things his way with a headlock, but after a minute or two of struggling, Lionheart was able to snapmare his opponent. Lionheart capitalized following by locking in a sleeperhold. The move was locked in for several minutes before Jimmy gripped the ropes. Andy waited until the referee counted to four before releasing the hold. Jimmy rolled around on the mat, but eventually laid out flat. Andy Lionheart got to the top rope, and went for a Shooting Star Press. Unfortunately, though, Burrito Jimmy was able to roll out of the way of the move. Lionheart used the ropes to pull himself up, and as Burrito Jimmy approached him, he channeled for the Lion's Heart. In mid-move, though, Jimmy summons enough strength to hit an Alabama Slam. Burrito Jimmy points to the crowd, taunting for hype. But, just as he turns around and runs toward his opponent, Andy Lionheart pounces off the turnbuckle with the Atonement. He covers, and the referee counts to three.

Winner: Andy Lionheart


MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Andy Lionheart!

JASON MARTEL
I told you, Mark! I told you!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, certainly a great way to signify his return. This could be a way of looking toward the future for Andy Lionheart.

JASON MARTEL
And what a very bright future it will be.

The shot switches over to a black screen with text of the upcoming live event schedule as it scrolls up the screen

August 27, 2010
The Main Event TV taping
SOLD OUT!!
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
Trinity High School
Euless, TX

August 31, 2010
SNW Live!
Doors Open- 6:00 PM
Bell Time- 7:30 PM
Birdville High School
North Richland Hills, TX

September 4, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40
Sneaky Pete's
Lewisville, TX

September 10, 2010
Saturday Night Onslaught TV taping
Doors Open- 6:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:40 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

September 17, 2010
Guys Night Out
Bell Time- 11:40 PM
Ol' South Pancake House
Fort Worth, TX

October 2, 2010
Natural Selection
SOLD OUT!!
Doors Open- 5:30 PM
Bell Time- 7:00 PM
The Gordietorium
Fort Worth, TX

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens up inside the ring, where Bob Sturm is standing by.

BOB STURM
Ladies and gentlemen, my, uhh, guest at this, uhh, time is a man who is, uhh, known for, uhh, tearing up his body. He's not afraid of, uhh, cutting himself apart to, uhh, win a match. Please welcome Thumbtack Kevin!

"The Nightmare Continues" by Discharge hits over the loudspeaker, and the cheers of the fans can be heard reverberating throughout the Gordietorium as Thumbtack Kevin runs down to the ring, high-fiving the fans.

JASON MARTEL
You know, I liked what Tyler Guevara said when he was talking about yardtards like that idiot, Versus Vince, and it certainly applies here. Once a yardtard, always an idiot!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Who cares what his style of wrestling is if he can win matches.

Kevin slides into the ring and goes up to the Sturminator.

BOB STURM
Thumbtack Kevin, it is, uhh, no secret that, uhh, you have quite the, uhh, obsession with tearing yourself apart to, uhh, win a match. In fact, you, uhh, could've ended your career a couple of weeks ago right here on, uhh, Saturday Night Onslaught when you, uhh, smashed S.T. Strickler through, uhh, a pane of glass with a Shooting Star Elbow Drop. And from what I understand, you, uhh, have quite the reputation on the, uhh, deathmatch circuit. Now with all that said...

Kevin mimics Bob to start off his dialogue.

THUMBTACK KEVIN
Uhhh, Bob, relax man. First off, that pane of glass incident was nothing compared to what I've done. Japan, 2007, I was fighting Mad Man Pondo in the King Of The Deathmatch Tournament. We were goin' at it and Pondo smashed a huge light tube over my head. I can barely see because blood was everywhere. Pondo grabs a 2x4 that was wrapped in barbed wire. He then rolls out of the ring and finds some lighter fluid and dowses the hell out of this 2x4. He lights it and it goes up like that. Pondo slides into the ring and I'm just starting to get up and before I know it... BAM! He hits me in the face with this 2x4. At the time, I had a huge devilock. Now for all you who don't know what that is, it's a long spike going down the front of your face. So when Pondo hit me, my hair went up instantly. That, my friend, was an almost career ending incident. Driving Strickler through that glass was just pure enjoyment.

BOB STURM
Now, uhh, I've heard rumblings about Chris P and, uhh, the Enforcers of Pain have banded together to, uhh, form some sort of anti-hardcore movement. Which is strange given that SNW no longer has count outs or, uhh, disqualifications. But anyway, what I'm getting to is that, uhh, they seem to want to challenge you to find three wrestlers to, uhh, form a team at Natural Selection to take on the team of Chris P, the Enforcers of Pain, and a team captain of, uhh, their choosing.

THUMBTACK KEVIN
Yeah, I know about this little movement they have. Last week, Chris P. ran his mouth about how hardcore wrestling isn't wrestling at all. I got a good laugh at out that. Now Chris, like I said last week, you're right. There is nothing wrong with regular wrestling. I love watching a good wrestling match. I think the reason you and the noob crew...yes I just called them noobs..

Kevin laughs.

THUMBTACK KEVIN
The reason is you guys are terrified to wrestle my kind of matches. You're too scared to put your body on the line every night. Unlike you guys, I put my body on the line every single night so the fans get their money's worth. Like Mick Foley once said, "If I don't put my body on the line every night, I feel like I've cheated the fans out of their money." I adopted that saying and I will continue to put my body on the line for all of all until I physically can't. For your challenge for Natural Selection, I accept. Boys, be ready. I haven't forgotten about last Saturday when Chris P's little bodyguard got involved and cost the Xtreme Team and myself the match. Man, now that's just sad when you all claim to be such "great wrestlers," and you make some goofy ass ape interfere so you can win. I dunno who will be on my team yet, but whoever they may be, we're gonna get extreme. We will show all of you and that goofy ass ape that hardcore wrestling is in fact wrestling, and you all will realize I'm the most sadistic man to ever set foot in a wrestling ring.

BOB STURM
Thumbtack Kevin, ladies and gentlemen!

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"The Nightmare Continues" hits over the PA once more as Thumbtack Kevin climbs up to the top turnbuckle, then leaps off and into the crowd where the sea of ringside fans catch him, then proceed to bodysurf him through the crowd.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Haha! I love it! Thumbtack Kevin bodysurfing with these great fans, giving them more than their money's worth!

JASON MARTEL
Those fans are going to need to get themselves checked for lice, leeches, and lord knows what else after touching that filthy piece of garbage!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right now, let's take it to Misty Crawford, who's standing outside the Gordietorium awaiting the arrival of James Jackson.

Shot switches to outside the front doors of the Gordietorium. Other than some random people walking by, Misty is pretty much alone as all the wrestling fans are inside.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Guys, we are still awaiting the arrival of the special guest referee for tonight's tag team main event, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson. One has to wonder... Wait, hold on, here comes a limo right now!

A black stretch limousine pulls up and comes to a stop. The door opens, and out walks James Jackson, dressed to the nines in black slacks and dark blue dress shirt as he pulls out his luggage.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Mr. Jackson, we all want to know... Will you be an impartial referee here tonight?

Jackson just stares a hole into Misty, then walks off as he carries his luggage with him.

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[Hollywood]

"Let Down" by Bif Naked is playing over the PA as Petrina Rotchester is already in the ring and Xander Nova is already in his corner. Petrina is wearing her replica SNW Texas Tag Team Title belt.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Xander Nova... she is part of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... "The Other Girl" Petrina Rotchester!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A battle of the drinkers here tonight as Petrina Rotchester takes on Danny Palis.

JASON MARTEL
I'm surprised President Myke Rhines didn't throw you in there to make it a three way drinking contest.

"Cowboy Way" by Hellyeah booms over the PA, prompting the fans to boo their lungs out as Danny Palis, looking like an angry drunk that has his wits about him, makes his way down to the ring with his trusty flask in hand.

MONICA DELUCA
Her opponent, from Knox City, Texas by way of Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 225 lbs... Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis!

Palis makes it over to ringside, where he sees a big, burly black man really giving him the business, heckling him unlike any heckling done before. Palis takes a big gulp of his Crown and Coke, gives the devil horns, then spews the Crown and Coke into the big, burly black man's face. The black man is ready to bolt over the barricade, but security is able to keep him separated as Palis laughs at him while entering the ring.

Danny Palis vs Petrina Rotchester

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Petrina started things off by running at Palis for a spear. Instead, Palis snapped her down and countered with a DDT, then followed up by putting her in a headlock. She struggled for several minutes, but then picked up a head of steam and rose to her feet. Palis released the hold and went for a clothesline, but it was ducked. When Palis sprung back toward the Other Girl, she hit him with a dropkick. This led to control from Petrina Rotchester for several minutes until she hit the Bottlecap DDT. Reacting instinctively to the pain, Palis rolled to the outside of the ring. He stood and leaned toward the crowd as Petrina grabbed the ropes and jumped over. She was going for a high velocity senton bomb, but Danny was able to scout it and catch her, then took control by powerbombing her onto the floor. After tossing Petrina into the ring, Palis controlled her with various submission moves. But when he set up for a piledriver, she slipped out and went for an Atomic Drop. However, Danny grabbed her arm, placing her in an arm wrench, then took her down into the King Buck. She couldn't hold on too long, and the ropes were nowhere near. She was forced to submit.

Winner: Danny Palis

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner by submission, Danny! Palis!

JASON MARTEL
Great job from Danny Palis in that match. Showed that boys are certainly better than girls.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Oh come on!

JASON MARTEL
Uh oh, Petey's in trouble!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Yeah, and it appears Danny Palis isn't finished with her just yet.

The shot switches back to the ring, where Danny Palis is unloading shots on the head of Petrina Rotchester. Xander Nova hops onto the apron, but Palis scouts the opportunity, and pushes him to the ground outside. Suddenly, "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, and "Everyone's Favorite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu are shown running down to the ring. Just as they near it, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, and the Alley Ratz jump out from the crowd and start attacking them until they fall to the floor. Twitch and Eddy stomp on Kotch, while Kid Thunder stomps on Samu. Inside the ring, Danny Palis returns to punching Petrina in the head. The timekeeper is frantically ringing the bell, but it doesn't do any good. Inside the ring, Palis whips Rotchester into the corner and immediately follows up with a running back elbow, then immediately grabs her and nails her with the Knox City Knockout. Outside the ring, Kid Thunder knocks Samu out with the Thunderbolt, and the Alley Ratz knock Kotch out with a Double Fisherman's Buster on the floor. Security runs down to check up on Xander Nova and Y Kores as Kid Thunder, the Alley Ratz and Danny Palis all walk to the back.[/i]

MARK FOLLOWILL
What a despicable display by Danny Palis, Alex Daniels and the Alley Ratz!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, they're just trying to remind Y Kores that if they want to have the same opportunities as the men, then they have to fight like the men.

MARK FOLLOWILL
We'll be right back.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens in a backstage hallway as we see Danny Palis on his way to his locker room when out of nowhere, Zachary Smith charges and spears him to the ground. Zachary proceeds to lay into Palis with a flurry of right hand punches as he keeps Palis at bay by holding him in a headlock with his left arm.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good lord! Zachary Smith is looking for payback from last week on Guys Night Out!

JASON MARTEL
Someone get security out there!

Not a minute after Jason's plea, security swarms in and gets Zachary Smith off of Danny Palis. Palis is back to his feet, and both men want to tear each other apart, but security keeps them held back. The shot switches back to inside the Gordietorium as the lights go out. "Vampire Rock Anthem" by Solidium hits, and the fans boo their lungs out as Robert Ravencroft, dressed in his dark purple hooded robe and Bad Blood Championship belt around his waist, makes his way down to the ring along with Lenore Ravencroft and Austin Virgo as a red spotlight shines on them.

MONICA DELUCA
The following six man tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his sister Lenore Ravencroft... from San Antonio, Texas and weighing 250 lbs... the SNW Bad Blood Champion... Robert Ravencroft!

MARK FOLLOWILL
The undefeated Robert Ravencroft, being led to the ring by his sister, Lenore Ravencroft, and Austin Virgo has joined them as well.

JASON MARTEL
It looks like Austin is coming this way, Mark.

As Robert walks up the steps, Austin makes his way over to the broadcast table, where he pulls up a vacant seat and puts on a headset. Meanwhile, Robert throws off the hood of his robe, then walks into the ring. He goes over to the center of the ring and kneels down on one knee, throwing his hand out as the lights come back on. He takes his robe and title belt off, handing them to the ring attendant. The attendant first places the belt on the timekeeper's table, then walks off with the robe.

MARK FOLLOWILL
As the lights come back on, I'd like to welcome our guest at the broadcast booth, Austin Virgo.

JASON MARTEL
Austin, let me be the first to ask what you're doing out here.

AUSTIN VIRGO
First off, I'm here to make sure no one lays a hand on my girlfriend. Second, I'm here to announce that with the help of Robert Ravencroft, I have signed a contract approved by SNW President, Myke Rhines, to wrestle in SNW.

"Shitlist" by L7 hits, and the fans continue to boo their lungs out as S.T. Strickler and Benson walk out from behind the curtain. The feeling is mutual as they look on at the fans with disdain on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... the team of Benson and "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler... the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Austin, do you think Robert would've been better off teaming up with you in a handicap match against his opponents tonight rather than teaming up with two guys he doesn't seem to care for and who have a different wrestling philosophy?

AUSTIN VIRGO
Well, in case you have been sleeping under a rock, I don't really care that much for Robert either. However, I will give the devil, no pun intended, his due as he is doing what he can to help Lenore and I out.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But what about some of the things he's forced the two of you, your sister especially, to do?

AUSTIN VIRGO
Hey, if it's helping us to make a living, then so be it.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, Mark. Can't you have a little sympathy for them?

MARK FOLLOWILL
I do! That's why I don't like the way Robert treats them!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, how Robert treats them is their business.

Strickler and Benson make it over to the ringside area, where they spot the same big, burly black man from earlier that had been heckling Danny Palis. He's now heckling the Enforcers of Pain, calling them out. Benson dares the man to come over and get a piece of him, but security swoops in again as they yell obscenities at each other. The Enforcers of Pain enter the ring as their music dies down. "Fake It" by Seether blasts over the PA, and the fans come alive, cheering their lungs out as Valerie Snyder leads Kijar Donnelly and Seth Davids out to the ring. They slap hands with the fans on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... first, accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder... the team of "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly and "The Switchblade" Seth Davids, the Switch Stallions!

The Switch Stallions slide into the ring, and immediately, Robert Ravencroft and the Enforcers of Pain all ambush them, stomping away at them. Monica gets the hell out of dodge and over to the timekeepers table. As Robert, Strickler and Benson beat the Switch Stallions down, "Rap Game" by D12 hits over the PA, and Matt Ward sprints down to the ring and slides in, evening the odds. Ward, Davids and Donnelly all fight back, with Donnelly dropkicking Ravencroft out of the ring, Davids tossing Strickler out of the ring, and Ward knocking Benson down with a Russian Leg Sweep.

Matt Ward and Switch Stallions vs Robert Ravencroft and Enforcers of Pain

Ward continued to work over Benson as Strickler and Ravencroft picked themselves up and got back onto the ring apron. Meanwhile, the Switch Stallions went over to their corner. Ward went for a Hangman's Neckbreaker on Benson, but that turned out to be a mistake as Benson grabbed a hold of Ward's arm, gave him an arm wringer that turned Ward around and knocked him down with a Short Arm Clothesline. Benson followed up with a leg drop, then tagged Strickler in, who immediately began stomping away on Ward. Strickler dominated Ward for a few minutes with a solid ground game, but made a big mistake when he decided to get away from his technical game and go up to the top turnbuckle for a double axe handle smash. Strickler came down, but Ward hit him with a clothesline to the midsection, causing Strickler to flip over and fall down on his back to the canvas. Ward then picked Strickler up for what looked to be a Tombstone Piledriver, only to lift him up and drop him down facefirst with an Inverted Facebuster, then made the tag to Seth Davids. Davids picked Strickler up and threw him over to his team's corner, shouting at Robert Ravencroft to tag himself in. A big grin came over Robert's face as he gladly obliged Davids.

Robert stepped into the ring, and Davids immediately ran after him and tackled him to the ground, punching away at him. Davids was able to get the better of Robert for a bit, then made the tag to Kijar Donnelly. Kijar entered the ring by jumping up onto the top rope, springing off the top rope and taking Robert, who had just gotten back to his feet, down with a springboard huracanrana. Donnelly, Davids and Ward all took turns making quick tags to work over Robert over the course of the next several minutes. Donnelly, who had been tagged back in by Ward, went for a T-Bone Suplex, only for Robert to elbow Donnelly in the face, then turn him around and slam him down with a Release German Suplex.

Robert went to work on Donnelly for a minute, then nailed him with an Impaler DDT. Right as he got back up, Benson tagged himself back in, much to the chagrin of Robert. Benson and Strickler then cut the ring in half, taking turns working over Donnelly as they made quick tags. Strickler, not learing his lesson from the previous time and again went to the top turnbuckle as Donnelly struggled back to his feet. Strickler came flying off the top turnbuckle for what looked to be a flying clothesline, but Donnelly caught him with an RKO out of nowhere to a big pop from the crowd. Valerie Snyder and Lenore Ravencroft both slapped their hands on the ring apron in their respective corners, cheering their respective teams on to make the tag. Donnelly, however, had enough in the tank to go for the pin. Right as referee Danny Travers made it to two, Robert Ravencroft ran in and broke up the pin. This prompted Seth Davids into the ring to run in and brawl with Robert Ravencroft, only for Benson and Matt Ward to run in as well. All hell broke loose as the ref got knocked down by accident with a back elbow from Seth Davids as he was looking to punch Benson. Davids clotheslined Benson over the top rope and onto the floor, taking them out of the equation. Meanwhile Robert Ravencroft tossed Kijar Donnelly out of the ring. Strickler was still out from the RKO, so it was down to Matt Ward and Robert Ravencroft. With Robert's back turned and taunting Kijar, Matt Ward turned him around and went for a back suplex. However, Robert flipped up and over, landing on his feet behind Ward. He turned Ward around, kicked him in the midsection, then lifted him up in the air, slamming him down with the Devil's Driver. Danny Travers, who had recovered, lost track of who were the legal men as Robert went for the pin.


ONE!...



TWO!...



THREE!

Winners: Robert Ravencroft and Enforcers of Pain

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners... Robert Ravencroft and the Enforcers of Pain!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And Robert Ravencroft steals one for his team here tonight.

AUSTIN VIRGO
Hey, he's only doing what's best for the team.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, Fozzywill. He saw the ref had been down and was getting up, and took advantage of it after he finished off Matt Ward.

MARK FOLLOWILL
That's dirty wrestling, in my book.

AUSTIN VIRGO
That's smart wrestling, in my book.

JASON MARTEL
You're both wrong. That's winning wrestling, in my book.

Robert slides out of the ring and goes over to retrieve his belt as he instructs Lenore and Austin to come with him. Austin says goodbye to Mark and Jason, takes off his headset and follows after Lenore and Robert. Meanwhile, Valerie Snyder and Kijar Donnelly, who's gotten himself up, go over to check on Seth Davids as he helps himself up. Matt Ward is turning over, trying to get up as his eyes are glazed over.

JACK CLINTON DEFENDS THE TEXAS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST JAMES JACKSON! Y KORES TAKE ON THE ALLEY RATZ FOR THE TEXAS TAG TEAM TITLES! ROBERT RAVENCROFT DEFENDS THE BAD BLOOD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST KIJAR DONNELLY IN A LUCKY 21 MATCH! AND MATT MARGERA TAKES ON THE GAMBLER IN A HORSEHEAD CANE ON A POLE MATCH! THE MAIN EVENT, NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT AT 11:30PM EST/10:30PM CST, ONLY ON THE CW NETWORK!

[Hollywood]

The shot statics in, and we see Brenda Price standing in front of a black banner with the Natural Selection logo on it. It's apparent that this is a pre-recorded segment as the room she's in is most likely located inside the Gordietorium. "Show Me What You Got" by Powerman 5000 plays in the background.

BRENDA PRICE
Welcome to your Natural Selection Report. I'm Brenda Price, here to remind you that Natural Selection comes to you live from the Gordietorium in Downtown Fort Worth, exclusively on PPV, October 2 at 8PM EST/7PM CST. This event is sold out folks, so PPV is your only option now. And what a tremendous lineup we have on tap for you folks!

Right now, our main event is slated to be Jack Clinton defending the SNW Texas Heavyweight Title against Versus Vince. However, that could change should James Jackson defeat Jack Clinton next Saturday night on The Main Event.

Now, as we all know, the big draw surrounding Natural Selection are the unique tag team elimination matches, which this year will pit teams of four against each other. Last week, we announced the first of these match ups. The Perfect World, with their team captain Matt Margera. He will be joined by Soul Reaper, "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara and his wife, Wench. They take on the Destruction Crew. Team captain Super Vader will be joined by Killer Kong, Mike "Beastman" Hanson and the Mauler. Don't forget next week about the Horsehead On A Pole Match pitting Matt Margera against the Destruction Crew's manager, the Gambler, next week on The Main Event, right here on the CW.

A new match just signed: the Modern Rockers with their team captain, Zachary Smith and his teammates, all three members of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores. They take on the Classic Rockers with their team captain, Danny "The Sahara Reign" Palis, and his teammates, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, and the Alley Ratz. It's bad enough that Kid Thunder doesn't seem to care for the Alley Ratz. However, we know that in the past, Kid Thunder has shown respect for Danny Palis. Some interesting elements to say the least.

Those are just the first two team matches to be signed, and I'm sure there will be more to follow in the coming weeks. What's interesting about these team matches is that they don't end on the first pinfall or submission. They only end when all members of a team are eliminated by pinfall or submission, or even on a knock out. So we could see 4-on-3, 3-on-2, maybe even 4-on-1. Only way to find out is to call your local cable or satellite provider and order Natural Selection, Saturday night, October 2 at 8PM EST/7PM CST!

"Coast" is playing over the PA as a spotlight shines over Chris P. and his bodyguard, Anton Chigurh, Jr., both of whom have already been walking down to the ring right before the show came back from the Natural Selection Report.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is set for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Anton Chigurh, Jr... from Clifton, New Jersey and weighing 255 lbs... Chris P.!

MARK FOLLOWILL
More action on the way here on Saturday Night Onslaught as Chris P. goes one-on-one with Hellspawn, who has recently returned to SNW in a big way.

JASON MARTEL
And it's going to be hard for me to really pull for either competitor in this match. Both wrestlers bring up valid points, and I happen to like both guys.

Chris P. enters the ring as the lights in the entranceway dim and the ring becomes bathed in white light. Chris takes his robe off in the center of the ring, places it down, then raises his arms in the air, which returns the Gordietorium to normal lighting as his music dies down. "White Knuckles" by Five Finger Death Punch booms over the PA, and the crowd seems to be split in half as half the crowd boos Hellspawn, yet half the crowd cheers him on. Hellspawn, decked out in his black trench coat, makes his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 lbs... Hellspawn!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Chris P. better not be underestimating the most sadistic man in all of Sports Nutz Wrestling. There is a reason he's a former two time Texas Heavyweight Champion, after all.

JASON MARTEL
And in all fairness, Hellspawn better not be underestimating one of the best all around wrestlers in all of Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Hellspawn walks up the steps and onto the apron, where he steps over the top rope and enters the ring, taking off his trench coat and handing it to the ring attendant, who takes both the trench coat and Chris P.'s robe to the back.

Hellspawn vs Chris P.

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Hellspawn locked up with Chris P., but the much larger Hellspawn powered Chris into the corner. He lifted him up for what appeared to be a powerslam, but instead ended up being snake eyes. He then brought Chris all the way to the mat with a DDT. Control was in the way of Hellspawn for a good majority for the next few minutes. When Hellspawn had Chris up for a Powerbomb, Chris was able to slip off the shoulders and hit a falling neckbreaker. This led to back and forth action throughout a tremendous match up. Chris hit a Piledriver, but Hellspawn powered out of the Sleeperhold that followed. He got to his feet, and was able to hit a Shoulder Breaker, and then unleashed a load of stomps on his opponent. Chris rolled onto the apron, and when he stood up, Hellspawn walked toward him, trying for a Suplex back inside. Instead, Chris P. met him with a spear to the gut, and then hooked him up for a Suplex. Chris mustered all of his strength to suplex Hellspawn all the way down to the floor while managing to land on the apron. Chris motioned for Anton Chigurh, Jr. to back up away from Hellspawn to dissuade cheating from the match up. Once Hellspawn recovered, Chris dove off the apron to hit a clothesline on his opponent. He scooped up Hellspawn and hit a German Suplex, and the back of Hellspawn's head hit the stairs in the process. Chris slid back into the ring, and rose his arm, awaiting Hellspawn's recovery. Chris P. was sitting in the corner as Hellspawn got back into the ring. Chris went for a spear, but it was scouted by Hellspawn, sending Chris P. into the corner. Once he turned back around, Hellspawn took his wave of momentum and hit the Hell's Drop, then dropped down for the cover. ONE ! TWO! THREE!

Winner: Hellspawn[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Hellspawn!

JASON MARTEL
Truly an amazing match from both competitors tonight.

MARK FOLLOWILL
It could've gone either way, and this time it went to the way of the most sadistic man in wrestling.[/color]

Hellspawn stands up, raising his arms up in victory when S.T. Strickler and Benson come running down the aisle and slide into the ring. Strickler clips Hellspawn in the back of his right leg, taking the big man down. Strickler and Benson proceed to stomp away at Hellspawn. Chris P. joins in on the beatdown.

MARK FOLLOWILL
What's the point of this?!

JASON MARTEL
How about the fact that the Enforcers of Pain and Chris P. perceive Hellspawn as a man that represents everything they are against.

Hellspawn has fought back up to his knees, but the Enforcers of Pain and Chris P. continue to pound away at him until Thumbtack Kevin and Andy Lionheart both go running down to the ring with steel chairs in their hands. They swing the chairs wildly, chasing the Enforcers of Pain and Chris P. out of the ring. Anton Chigurh, Jr. leads them to the back as Thumbtack Kevin calls for a microphone.

JASON MARTEL
Oh great. What does this moron have to say?

MARK FOLLOWILL
Quite, you!

THUMBTACK KEVIN
Guys, it looks like I've found two teammates. All that's left now is for me to find one more, and for you guys to find one more, then we can have our little match at Natural Selection.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well it looks like Thumbtack Kevin hasn't had any trouble recruiting partners for his team.

JASON MARTEL
I've gotta wonder who Chris P. and the Enforcers could find to join their cause, however.

Hellspawn is back up, and he looks over at Lionheart and Kevin, not sure what to think at first, but he soon realizes that it's necessary to have them on his side in this fight against Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain as he nods his head at them. Shot switches to the backstage hallway, where we see Jack Clinton, holding his Texas Championship over his shoulder, is outside the Versus Violation's locker room. He knocks on their door, and Versus Vince answers.

JACK CLINTON
I just wanted to make sure your guys were still good to be at ringside tonight.

VERSUS VINCE
They're a little sore, but they'll be good to go. Lord knows we need them out there to make sure Matt Margera and Wench don't pull any shenanigans.

JACK CLINTON
Yeah, normally I'd be fine and dandy with just being out there ourselves. But we know how the Perfect World operates like a pack of wolves. So we need to be prepared.

VERSUS VINCE
No doubt, bro.

JACK CLINTON
Alright, I'll meet you out there.

SNW PRESENTS NATURAL SELECTION! LIVE FROM THE SOLD OUT GORDIETORIUM IN DOWNTOWN FORT WORTH! SATURDAY NIGHT, OCTOBER 2, AT 8PM EST/7PM CST! ONLY ON PPV![/center]

[Hollywood]

"Remember The Name" by Fort Minor hits, and the crowd boos at a most deafening level as James Jackson, dressed in black slacks and a referee shirt, makes his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your special guest referee... "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK FOLLOWILL
One has to wonder what kind of a referee James Jackson can make here in this match.

JASON MARTEL
He'll be an impartial official because he hates everybody involved in this match equally.

Jackson enters the ring and takes his place in the center of the ring. The boos become louder as "Amazing Disgrace" by Diesel starts up. We hear the voice of the late, great Johnny Cash:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

Out from behind the curtain walks Matt Margera, with his trademark horsehead cane in hand, leading the way as Wench, Tyler Guevara, and Soul Reaper follow not too far behind. They ignore the boos and catcalls of the fans as they make their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is your main event of the evening and is set for one fall! Introducing first, led to the ring by Wench and Matt Margera, representing the Perfect World... "The American Lab Rat" Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Now what I'd like to know is what business do both Matt Margera and Wench have being out there?!

JASON MARTEL
They're part of the Perfect World. That's what business they have being out there.

Margera and Wench take their places in their corner as Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara enter the ring. The fans finally come alive as "You Can Run" by Jim Johnston hits over the loudspeakers and Valerie Snyder leads Versus Vince and the Switch Stallions out to the ring. Seth and Kijar seem to be smarting a bit from their match earlier in the show, but they're not letting it slow them down.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents... first, accompanied to the ring by Valerie Snyder and the Switch Stallions... from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico and weighing 195 lbs... Versus Vince!

MARK FOLLOWILL
At only 18 years old, this kid has gone from wrestling in his backyard to being a perennial main eventer in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

JASON MARTEL
Well a wise man once said that there are those who are humble, and those that are about to be humbled. This young punk, I feel, will be humbled soon enough.

Valerie, Vince and the Stallions stop right at the ring, awaiting Vince's partner as their music dies down. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica comes over the speakers, and the fans get even louder in anticipation of Jack Clinton's arrival. They wait approximately 24 seconds as the main drums begin to kick in and Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain, proudly wearing his Texas Championship belt around his waist. He scans the crowd, nods his head, then proceeds to make his way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And his partner, from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs... he is the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... Jack Clinton!

MARK FOLLOWILL
One has to wonder if President Myke Rhines made this match purely to give James Jackson an advantage next week on The Main Event, as I'm sure Soul Reaper and Tyler Guevara will do everything they can to not only soften up Jack Clinton, but possibly take him out of action as well.

JASON MARTEL
Fozzywill, I sure hope that my new colleague, Candice Crawford, isn't anywhere near as biased as you!

Jack Clinton and Versus Vince vs Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper

As soon as Clinton and Vince got into the ring, it was a wild free-for-all involving all four men. And of course, special guest referee James Jackson just stood back and watched, smirking a bit as he was hoping that they would just kill each other. After a minute of back and forth brawling, Vince nailed Reaper with a Dropsault, sending Reaper to the outside; and Clinton nailed Guevara with a running big boot, sending him to the outside. The crowd went crazy as Clinton and Vince stood tall in the ring while Margera and Wench pulled Reaper and Guevara together to regroup. Clinton and Vince played a game of paper-rock-scissors to see who would stay in the ring, with Vince getting the privilege. Meanwhile, Reaper and Guevara regained their composure, and Reaper entered the ring to start things off with Vince. Reaper and Vince seemed to counter each other's holds quite frequently, mostly because they had teamed up with each other in the past in multi-person tag matches. However, after about five minutes of back and forth action, things really shifted into the Perfect World's favor when Vince came flying off the ropes with a Springboard Clothesline attempt, only for Reaper to damn near knock him out with a very stiff clothesline. Reaper even went for a pinfall attempt after a Shining Wizard, only for Jackson to just stand there and give a very sarcastic clap, telling Reaper "Very good, very good! Great job!" Reaper just glared at him and tagged in Guevara, who went to work on Vince, stomping away at him like mad. Guevara and Reaper worked well together, making frequent tags and cutting the ring off in half as they worked Vince over for the next several minutes.

However, things went back into the favor of Vince and Clinton when Reaper went for a Heart Stopper Spinebuster after sending Vince off into the ropes, only for Vince to jump over and behind Reaper, pick him up and bring him down hard with a Reverse DDT Suplex. Reaper made the tag to Guevara, but Vince was able to make the tag to Clinton as well to a big pop from the crowd. Clinton went to work on Guevara, punching away at him with everything he had, then whipped him into the ropes and when Guevara came off the rebound, taking him down with a thunderous Powerslam into a pin. Jackson went down for the count... ONE... TWO... All of a sudden, Jackson "had something in his eye." Clinton was furious, getting up and grabbing Jackson by the collar, but Jackson shoved him off, reminding him that he was the official. Clinton turned around, only for Guevara to knock him down with a picture perfect Mark Jindrak-style dropkick before making the tag to Reaper. Reaper proceeded to work Clinton over for a few minutes with various martial arts strikes and kicks, and even trying to wear him down with a side headlock that Reaper let go of himself. Reaper then went for the Soul Stealer DDT, only for Clinton to get out of it and nail Reaper with a DDT of his own. Guevara ran in, and Clinton took him down with a Drop Toe Hold onto Reaper's juevos to a big pop from the crowd as Margera and Wench winced. Reaper's mouth gaped wide open whilst grabbing his Reapers and curling over into the fetal position. Clinton then picked Reaper and Guevara up and banged their heads together with a Double Noggin Knocker to a huge pop from the crowd, and Guevara fell through the ropes and onto the floor. Wench and Margera had enough and hopped up on the ring apron, only for the Switch Stallions to yank Margera and Wench off the apron and begin brawling with them. Jackson, meanwhile, saw Valerie Snyder cheering the Stallions on and went to the outside to eject her from ringside as the fans booed him loudly.

Inside the ring, Clinton and Vince were once again dominating Guevara and Reaper, and proceeded to dominate them as they brawled all over the place. Clinton took Reaper to the outside and they took their fight out into the crowd, with a fan giving Clinton his chair, which Clinton smashed over Reaper's head, busting him wide open. Clinton continued to waylay Reaper with the chair as Reaper was down on the floor. In the ring, Vince had Guevara in the corner and climbed to the middle turnbuckle, punching away at Guevara as the crowd counted to ten. Out in the aisle, Jackson kept following Valerie as she yelled at him while making her way to the back, screaming how unfair this was. Out in the crowd, Clinton picked Reaper up and they disappeared out of sight as they took their fight outside. Out at ringside, Wench and Margera were still brawling with the Switch Stallions. Finally, Kijar went for an Enziguri, but Margera ducked and Kijar missed, landing on the floor. Kijar staggered back up, turned around and got met flush in the jaw with the Benihana from Margera. Meanwhile, Seth Davids was about to hit Wench with a Piledriver, only for Wench to slip out and nail Davids with a low blow, sending him down onto the floor in the fetal position. In the ring, Vince whipped Guevara into the opposite corner as Guevara hit the corner chestfirst. Vince charged in, hitting Guevara with the V.V.E. Vince went to go for the pin as Jackson turned around to go back to the ring. Jackson saw it was Vince going for the pin, so he took his time to walk to the ring. Vince slapped his hands on the mat as hard as he could, yelling at Jackson to "get his sorry ass into the ring." Jackson finally got into the ring, only to stand there and sarcastically applaud Vince, telling him "Great job! You're a great wrestler." Vince finally had enough and jumped up off of Guevara, getting into Jackson's face. Jackson dared Vince to do something, so Vince slapped Jackson in the face as hard as he could. Jackson grinned, then nailed Vince with a Yakuza kick, knocking Vince out. Margera and Wench slid into the ring, reviving Guevara and shouting at him that Vince was down. Guevara got it together and went over for the pin as Jackson made a very fast three count for the victory, then got out of the ring and made his way to the back, taunting Vince by pointing to his head to tell everyone how smart he was while the fans booed him out of the building.

Winners: Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners of the match... Tyler Guevara and Soul Reaper!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And now look what's going on! Winning wasn't good enough, so Matt Margera and Wench are putting the boots to Versus Vince after the match is over!

JASON MARTEL
Haha! Versus Vince might not make it to Natural Selection!

The Switch Stallions are still down outside the ring as Guevara, Margera and Wench stomp away at Vince. The shot switches backstage to see Blake "Tiger" Snyder running down the hallway, only for Robert Ravencroft and Austin Virgo to ambush him, beating him down to the floor. Back to ringside, and the crowd comes alive as the Gambler, Super Vader, Mike Hanson, the Mauler and Killer Kong rumble down to the ring with 2x4s in hand. They roll into the ring as Margera, Wench and Guevara get the hell out of dodge. The Gambler and Destruction Crew yell at them to get back into the ring as Margera, Guevara and Wench back up down the aisle, shaking their heads, telling them they have to wait as the show fades to black.

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