Post by emokid on Aug 17, 2010 19:19:09 GMT -6
Tyler Guevara stands in his usual spot in downtown Fort Worth. He wears a black, short sleeved, button up shirt, blue jeans, a black cap, and black anarchy converses. He is seen nodding his head in approval of last week.
TYLER GUEVARA: Nice job, last week, Reap. We won. I was worried. But, you did it. You got the job done. Sure, it was via a James Jackson distraction (say that 5 times fast) that you got the victory, but that's the $50,000 catchphrase----"You Got The Victory." I love being right. Or, how does Hannibal from the A-Team say it..."I love it when a plan comes together." But, this week, yeah, we have Jack Clinton again, but this time---well, I have some familiar company coming my way.
Versus Vince. Howdy, Partner. It's been too long. How have you been? How's your mother? Is she feeling alright? This week, your one of two men, that Reap and I will be facing. Now, we have ha quite the history, Vince. I remember our first match like it were only yesterday. Remember when youcheated me out of my comeback match? Not the one where I came back into the ring for the first tim in a long time, no, some douche nozzle screwed that one up for me. No, my official comeback where you pissed all over it by cheating your way into victory. Silly backyard retards. They go through one table, and automatically they think they're Terry Funk. They beat one veteran, and automatically they think that the'yre Hulk Hogan. First off, you could do better than Hulk Hogan. Secondly, the backyard is a horrible place to start a legacy. We must have been through this a million times, but you know what they say. Once a yard-tard, always stupid.
But Vince, steer clear of your back-stabbing friend Jack Clinton. Jack, if that is the way you treat your partners, I'd hate to have you as a friend. You're probably the type of person that takes beer cans, preferably your own, and smashes them in he back of your friends head. You have as much decency as a yard-tard, and half the smarts. You, and Jackson were supposed to be a team, and because of your selfishness, your partner paid the price. How did you even win a championship? But, I guess that's the American way. You think you can do things on your own. Your way too tough to have a partner.
Reap, we ha a great week last week, but I wonder if that can happen again. I wonder if we can see that victory again. Guys, I leave you with this, freedom is just a fairy-tale, and for Vice, and ol BackStab Clinton, so is defeat for us. Bring your A-game Reap, because you know I will.
Tyler Guevara walks off as the cameras fade to black.
TYLER GUEVARA: Nice job, last week, Reap. We won. I was worried. But, you did it. You got the job done. Sure, it was via a James Jackson distraction (say that 5 times fast) that you got the victory, but that's the $50,000 catchphrase----"You Got The Victory." I love being right. Or, how does Hannibal from the A-Team say it..."I love it when a plan comes together." But, this week, yeah, we have Jack Clinton again, but this time---well, I have some familiar company coming my way.
Versus Vince. Howdy, Partner. It's been too long. How have you been? How's your mother? Is she feeling alright? This week, your one of two men, that Reap and I will be facing. Now, we have ha quite the history, Vince. I remember our first match like it were only yesterday. Remember when youcheated me out of my comeback match? Not the one where I came back into the ring for the first tim in a long time, no, some douche nozzle screwed that one up for me. No, my official comeback where you pissed all over it by cheating your way into victory. Silly backyard retards. They go through one table, and automatically they think they're Terry Funk. They beat one veteran, and automatically they think that the'yre Hulk Hogan. First off, you could do better than Hulk Hogan. Secondly, the backyard is a horrible place to start a legacy. We must have been through this a million times, but you know what they say. Once a yard-tard, always stupid.
But Vince, steer clear of your back-stabbing friend Jack Clinton. Jack, if that is the way you treat your partners, I'd hate to have you as a friend. You're probably the type of person that takes beer cans, preferably your own, and smashes them in he back of your friends head. You have as much decency as a yard-tard, and half the smarts. You, and Jackson were supposed to be a team, and because of your selfishness, your partner paid the price. How did you even win a championship? But, I guess that's the American way. You think you can do things on your own. Your way too tough to have a partner.
Reap, we ha a great week last week, but I wonder if that can happen again. I wonder if we can see that victory again. Guys, I leave you with this, freedom is just a fairy-tale, and for Vice, and ol BackStab Clinton, so is defeat for us. Bring your A-game Reap, because you know I will.
Tyler Guevara walks off as the cameras fade to black.
