Post by freak on Aug 18, 2010 19:55:11 GMT -6
Once again, SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Jack Clinton is home to speak to his fans.
Can someone please explain to me how Tyler Guevara is still employed by SNW? He reminds me a lot of a guy who talks all sorts of shit but can't back it up with results in the ring. I mean, Danny Palis has surpassed him in relevance and that honestly isn't saying a whole hell of a lot, considering that they're about equal in talent. But then again, Paco hasn't lost to a guy like Mike LaFontaine, so...come to think of it, how many wins does Paco actually have since he came back? And how does he keep getting shot after shot after shot when most people can't catch a break?
Honestly, Paco Mexicano, was last week the first win you were part of since you've returned to SNW? As far as I can see it, you haven't won a match in about a year and ever since you decided to change from Omerta to Tyler Guevara, you've sucked more than a high powered Hoover. I mean, honestly, how do you still have a job? In most pro wrestling companies in the world, you'd have been fired long ago and someone more deserving would've been given a shot. This is the problem with professional wrestling today. People like me give and give and give and people like you take and take and take. And an overwhelming majority of the time, you don't deserve what you're taking. You don't deserve to have a roster spot in SNW. You don't deserve to be in professional wrestling. You don't deserve to be ALIVE.
You say you'd hate to have me as a friend? Considering I don't associate with losers, you don't have to worry about that. I don't know what would make you think I'd want to be friends with someone like you, but Matt Margera and his merry band of suck monkeys obviously think differently. But then again, considering they just added a past his prime Soul Reaper to the mix...I mean, come on Reaper, why didn't you just retire? In a year's time you've gone from being where I am now to teaming with Tyler Guevara. Talk about a fall from grace. But I'll get to you in a second. I'm not done with Paco Mexicano just yet.
And speaking of, let me move to this little tactic- trying to convince Versus Vince that I'm gonna stab him in the back and betray him because of what happened last week. In case you weren't paying attention, Paco, and it's pretty clear to me that you weren't, I made it clear from the very beginning that I was not high on teaming with James Jackson. I hate James Jackson. I DESPISE James Jackson. As a matter of fact, the only person who has done less with what he's given than you, Paco, is James Jackson. The only difference between you and him is the fact that he still has some discernible wrestling talent.
My perceived selfishness, as you so eloquently put it, didn't cost my team the match last week. On the contrary. It was James Jackson's overinflated sense of self worth that got the win for your side. That's what happens when you have two people wrestling that aren't now, nor will they ever, be on the same page. I'd rather have hot grease thrown onto my crotch than ever team with James Jackson. He's lucky I didn't walk out and leave him alone in the ring with the two of you as I promised I was going to do. I kinda felt like I owed my fans a little better than that, being the Texas Champion and all. Speaking of which, how did I win the championship, you asked? By beating the best this company had to offer. You got a problem with that? Beat somebody, then we'll talk.
The difference between then and now is that I have someone on my side who I actually WANT to team with. I mean, yeah, Versus Vince and I are eventually going to have to step in the ring with my Texas Championship on the line, and yeah, it might look like we may not be on the same page, but you know what the major difference is? I've teamed with Versus Vince before. I know what he does best and I know what he's capable of. I'm teaming with someone who I'm on the same page with, not someone who's a complete waste of natural wrestling talent like James Jackson is. So take your little shtick, shove it as far up your ass as you possibly can, and stop wasting my time.
And now on to Soul Reaper. Wow. As I said a few minutes ago, what a fall from grace you've suffered. Just a year ago, you were the best wrestler in this company. Taking on all comers. And now look at you. I can't say I even know who you are anymore. In a period of about twelve months, you've gone from being a respectable guy to being nothing more than a past-his-prime little bitch. What, does that bother you? Just stating facts, buddy. You've gone from a top dog, world caliber wrestler to being an errand boy for Matt Margera.
Come on, Reaper. Open your eyes. By having you in his fold, that means that Matt Margera has one less person he has to go through to get what he wants. And by submitting to his every whim, like the beaten dog you've become, you've gone from again, being that top dog, to being forced to team with Tyler Fucking Guevara. Do you not see the problem here? Instead of facing me and stepping up to try and take back what you lost a year ago you're teaming up with the most useless wrestler on the SNW roster- no, scrap that. You're teaming up with the most useless wrestler in SNW history whose name isn't Cody Pugh. Is this the lot you want to cast for yourself? To go from the bigs to the dregs? And for what, Reaper? For what?
I really don't get it, Reaper, and I really thought you were better than that. We've been wrestling together for what, about 6 years now in various companies? And all you are now is Matt Margera's bitch? What happened to the Reaper GWX fans used to know? The Reaper UHW fans used to know? The Reaper even WWA fans knew for the twenty seconds he was there? And the saddest part is that I don't think you fully grasp where you stand in this company by being in the position you are now. Carrying around that dead weight named Tyler Guevara.
When we step into the ring Saturday night, in full view of your new slave master Matt Margera, said grasping is going to be forced upon you. Vince and I are going to embarrass you and your little buddy Paco Mexicano. You're going to lose and you're going to lose badly. As you watch us celebrate our win in the middle of the ring, as you make that long, slow walk back to the dressing room, you're going to need to start asking yourself a question...was it all worth it?
I sure hope it was, Reaper....because right now, you're worthless.
FTB.
Can someone please explain to me how Tyler Guevara is still employed by SNW? He reminds me a lot of a guy who talks all sorts of shit but can't back it up with results in the ring. I mean, Danny Palis has surpassed him in relevance and that honestly isn't saying a whole hell of a lot, considering that they're about equal in talent. But then again, Paco hasn't lost to a guy like Mike LaFontaine, so...come to think of it, how many wins does Paco actually have since he came back? And how does he keep getting shot after shot after shot when most people can't catch a break?
Honestly, Paco Mexicano, was last week the first win you were part of since you've returned to SNW? As far as I can see it, you haven't won a match in about a year and ever since you decided to change from Omerta to Tyler Guevara, you've sucked more than a high powered Hoover. I mean, honestly, how do you still have a job? In most pro wrestling companies in the world, you'd have been fired long ago and someone more deserving would've been given a shot. This is the problem with professional wrestling today. People like me give and give and give and people like you take and take and take. And an overwhelming majority of the time, you don't deserve what you're taking. You don't deserve to have a roster spot in SNW. You don't deserve to be in professional wrestling. You don't deserve to be ALIVE.
You say you'd hate to have me as a friend? Considering I don't associate with losers, you don't have to worry about that. I don't know what would make you think I'd want to be friends with someone like you, but Matt Margera and his merry band of suck monkeys obviously think differently. But then again, considering they just added a past his prime Soul Reaper to the mix...I mean, come on Reaper, why didn't you just retire? In a year's time you've gone from being where I am now to teaming with Tyler Guevara. Talk about a fall from grace. But I'll get to you in a second. I'm not done with Paco Mexicano just yet.
And speaking of, let me move to this little tactic- trying to convince Versus Vince that I'm gonna stab him in the back and betray him because of what happened last week. In case you weren't paying attention, Paco, and it's pretty clear to me that you weren't, I made it clear from the very beginning that I was not high on teaming with James Jackson. I hate James Jackson. I DESPISE James Jackson. As a matter of fact, the only person who has done less with what he's given than you, Paco, is James Jackson. The only difference between you and him is the fact that he still has some discernible wrestling talent.
My perceived selfishness, as you so eloquently put it, didn't cost my team the match last week. On the contrary. It was James Jackson's overinflated sense of self worth that got the win for your side. That's what happens when you have two people wrestling that aren't now, nor will they ever, be on the same page. I'd rather have hot grease thrown onto my crotch than ever team with James Jackson. He's lucky I didn't walk out and leave him alone in the ring with the two of you as I promised I was going to do. I kinda felt like I owed my fans a little better than that, being the Texas Champion and all. Speaking of which, how did I win the championship, you asked? By beating the best this company had to offer. You got a problem with that? Beat somebody, then we'll talk.
The difference between then and now is that I have someone on my side who I actually WANT to team with. I mean, yeah, Versus Vince and I are eventually going to have to step in the ring with my Texas Championship on the line, and yeah, it might look like we may not be on the same page, but you know what the major difference is? I've teamed with Versus Vince before. I know what he does best and I know what he's capable of. I'm teaming with someone who I'm on the same page with, not someone who's a complete waste of natural wrestling talent like James Jackson is. So take your little shtick, shove it as far up your ass as you possibly can, and stop wasting my time.
And now on to Soul Reaper. Wow. As I said a few minutes ago, what a fall from grace you've suffered. Just a year ago, you were the best wrestler in this company. Taking on all comers. And now look at you. I can't say I even know who you are anymore. In a period of about twelve months, you've gone from being a respectable guy to being nothing more than a past-his-prime little bitch. What, does that bother you? Just stating facts, buddy. You've gone from a top dog, world caliber wrestler to being an errand boy for Matt Margera.
Come on, Reaper. Open your eyes. By having you in his fold, that means that Matt Margera has one less person he has to go through to get what he wants. And by submitting to his every whim, like the beaten dog you've become, you've gone from again, being that top dog, to being forced to team with Tyler Fucking Guevara. Do you not see the problem here? Instead of facing me and stepping up to try and take back what you lost a year ago you're teaming up with the most useless wrestler on the SNW roster- no, scrap that. You're teaming up with the most useless wrestler in SNW history whose name isn't Cody Pugh. Is this the lot you want to cast for yourself? To go from the bigs to the dregs? And for what, Reaper? For what?
I really don't get it, Reaper, and I really thought you were better than that. We've been wrestling together for what, about 6 years now in various companies? And all you are now is Matt Margera's bitch? What happened to the Reaper GWX fans used to know? The Reaper UHW fans used to know? The Reaper even WWA fans knew for the twenty seconds he was there? And the saddest part is that I don't think you fully grasp where you stand in this company by being in the position you are now. Carrying around that dead weight named Tyler Guevara.
When we step into the ring Saturday night, in full view of your new slave master Matt Margera, said grasping is going to be forced upon you. Vince and I are going to embarrass you and your little buddy Paco Mexicano. You're going to lose and you're going to lose badly. As you watch us celebrate our win in the middle of the ring, as you make that long, slow walk back to the dressing room, you're going to need to start asking yourself a question...was it all worth it?
I sure hope it was, Reaper....because right now, you're worthless.
FTB.
