Post by Hollywood on Aug 22, 2010 19:14:36 GMT -6
Matt Margera had been invited by his newest member of the Perfect World, Soul Reaper, to the new End Game location in Matt's hometown of Hurst, Texas. Wench was conspicuous by her absence as she was picking up little Damien from Hellspawn's place. Now why would Matt be invited over to the new End Game location, you ask? Simple. To help EA Sports promote the upcoming Christmas holiday release of SNW '11 for the Playstation 3, Xbox 360, and Nintendo Wii. Matt, dressed in jeans and a black SNW '11 T-shirt and wearing his unique signature sunglasses, was seated behind a table, his horsehead cane on said table. Sitting next to him was Misty Crawford, ready to interview him about both the game and his upcoming match against the Gambler on The Main Event.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Misty Crawford here for Sports Nutz Wrestling, alongside the leader of the Perfect World, Matt Margera, and we are here at the newest End Game location in Hurst, Texas to help promote the upcoming holiday release of SNW '11 from EA Sports, which will be available for the Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii. Not to mention that today is first day of End Game taking pre-orders for the game. Matt, do you have any idea of the actual release date?
MATT MARGERA
I do, as a matter of fact. Now let me first say that the EA Sports PR people didn't want me divulging too many details about the game. But when they found out that I, or any member of the Perfect World, could break all of them in half, they had no choice but to let me spill the beans on what I have found out about this game. So first things first, this game will be available on Tuesday, December 7, 2010. And of course, there will be a Midnight release here at the End Game when the clock goes from December 6 to December 7.
MISTY CRAWFORD
So right in time for Christmas.
MATT MARGERA
That's right. You can spend all Christmas morning bashing the heads in of the Destruction Crew just like I will do to the Gambler on The Main Event. Speaking of, enough about the game. I'll let one of EA's guys that's here today talk to you about that later. Right now, let's talk about my Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match against that old, decrepit Gambler.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Well, Matt, it's no secret that you and the Gambler are certainly no strangers to each other, having crossed paths in the now defunct WRF.
MATT MARGERA
Yeah, that old fart was past his prime when he wrestling there, and was able to weasel his way into title shots and somehow managed to win the United States Championship there, using some very shady tactics I might add.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Now wait a second here. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
MATT MARGERA
Ah, you see the difference here, Misty, is that we in the Perfect World fight fire with fire. And with some people, you have to kill or be killed. In other words, if you know they'll pull some dirty trick out of the hat, pull one out of your hat first. We are only using self defense.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Now this match is a bit unique, as it's a Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match. This cane right here will be suspended on a pole, and neither you nor the Gambler will be allowed to go for a pinfall or submission until either you or him climb the pole and grab the cane. Once the cane is put into play, you or Gambler can use it to your heart's content, and both competitors are eligible to go for the winning fall.
MATT MARGERA
Well this match certainly swings into my favor. You see, the Gambler is old and broken down and won't be able to climb up that pole. Whereas, a young lion such as myself will have no trouble climbing that pole. And while Gambler will be eligible to go for a fall even if I'm the one to grab the cane, it won't matter because I will bash his head in so bad that he won't be able to register a pin or submission against me.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Are you at all worried about the Destruction Crew coming to ringside?
MATT MARGERA
HA! If any of them decide to stick their fat asses into this match, my Perfect World will be ready. The Perfect World is in better physical condition than those pieces of lard. Then after I get done with the Gambler, we move on to Natural Selection on October 2 and finish the job, doing what Hellspawn and Kid Thunder couldn't do last year, and that's get rid of the Destruction Crew once and for all. They are nothing but a cancer to SNW, and they must be cast into the Lake of Fire. And believe me, the Perfect World is just the team to get rid of the Destruction Crew.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Speaking of Natural Selection, any dissension between you and Soul Reaper in regards to you being the team captain.
MATT MARGERA
Look here, toots. I may be the team captain, technically speaking. However, Soul Reaper will be providing his wrestling expertise, complementing my leadership. You see, I'll be telling Wench and Tyler Guevara to do something, and Reaper will tell them how to do it. Whereas, the Gambler has to do both for the Destruction Crew, and they won't have a leader come Natural Selection after I get through with that old sack of garbage next week on The Main Event.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Matt, thank you for your time.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Misty Crawford here for Sports Nutz Wrestling, alongside the leader of the Perfect World, Matt Margera, and we are here at the newest End Game location in Hurst, Texas to help promote the upcoming holiday release of SNW '11 from EA Sports, which will be available for the Playstation 3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii. Not to mention that today is first day of End Game taking pre-orders for the game. Matt, do you have any idea of the actual release date?
MATT MARGERA
I do, as a matter of fact. Now let me first say that the EA Sports PR people didn't want me divulging too many details about the game. But when they found out that I, or any member of the Perfect World, could break all of them in half, they had no choice but to let me spill the beans on what I have found out about this game. So first things first, this game will be available on Tuesday, December 7, 2010. And of course, there will be a Midnight release here at the End Game when the clock goes from December 6 to December 7.
MISTY CRAWFORD
So right in time for Christmas.
MATT MARGERA
That's right. You can spend all Christmas morning bashing the heads in of the Destruction Crew just like I will do to the Gambler on The Main Event. Speaking of, enough about the game. I'll let one of EA's guys that's here today talk to you about that later. Right now, let's talk about my Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match against that old, decrepit Gambler.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Well, Matt, it's no secret that you and the Gambler are certainly no strangers to each other, having crossed paths in the now defunct WRF.
MATT MARGERA
Yeah, that old fart was past his prime when he wrestling there, and was able to weasel his way into title shots and somehow managed to win the United States Championship there, using some very shady tactics I might add.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Now wait a second here. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
MATT MARGERA
Ah, you see the difference here, Misty, is that we in the Perfect World fight fire with fire. And with some people, you have to kill or be killed. In other words, if you know they'll pull some dirty trick out of the hat, pull one out of your hat first. We are only using self defense.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Now this match is a bit unique, as it's a Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match. This cane right here will be suspended on a pole, and neither you nor the Gambler will be allowed to go for a pinfall or submission until either you or him climb the pole and grab the cane. Once the cane is put into play, you or Gambler can use it to your heart's content, and both competitors are eligible to go for the winning fall.
MATT MARGERA
Well this match certainly swings into my favor. You see, the Gambler is old and broken down and won't be able to climb up that pole. Whereas, a young lion such as myself will have no trouble climbing that pole. And while Gambler will be eligible to go for a fall even if I'm the one to grab the cane, it won't matter because I will bash his head in so bad that he won't be able to register a pin or submission against me.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Are you at all worried about the Destruction Crew coming to ringside?
MATT MARGERA
HA! If any of them decide to stick their fat asses into this match, my Perfect World will be ready. The Perfect World is in better physical condition than those pieces of lard. Then after I get done with the Gambler, we move on to Natural Selection on October 2 and finish the job, doing what Hellspawn and Kid Thunder couldn't do last year, and that's get rid of the Destruction Crew once and for all. They are nothing but a cancer to SNW, and they must be cast into the Lake of Fire. And believe me, the Perfect World is just the team to get rid of the Destruction Crew.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Speaking of Natural Selection, any dissension between you and Soul Reaper in regards to you being the team captain.
MATT MARGERA
Look here, toots. I may be the team captain, technically speaking. However, Soul Reaper will be providing his wrestling expertise, complementing my leadership. You see, I'll be telling Wench and Tyler Guevara to do something, and Reaper will tell them how to do it. Whereas, the Gambler has to do both for the Destruction Crew, and they won't have a leader come Natural Selection after I get through with that old sack of garbage next week on The Main Event.
MISTY CRAWFORD
Matt, thank you for your time.
