Post by Jillie on Aug 25, 2010 22:25:04 GMT -6
Scene opens in the Y Kores locker room. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu is sitting on the right side of the couch, and “The Assassin” Rory Kotch is on the left. They both have their SNW Texas Tag Team Championship titles propped up on their laps ceremoniously. “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester is seated between them, her replica title sitting on her lap as well. She has a black eye. Seated to Samu’s right is Brenda Price, mic in hand.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores, who have asked for this time to talk about what unfolded last week at Saturday Night Onslaught and to discuss their upcoming title match with Alley Ratz on this week’s The Main Event.
Let me start with you, Petrina. You lost your match to Danny Palis…
[Interrupting angrily] It’s not that I lost to Danny Palis, love. I admit when I don’t do a good job in the ring, and I did not do a good job last week. Palis beat me fair ‘n’ square. Last week, Palis was the better competitor, and kudos to ‘im for it.
No, it’s not that I lost that’s got me all upset, an’ it’s not that I lost that got me this shiner. [Pointing to her black eye] It’s the bullshit that ‘appened after the fact that’s got me angry, love. Palis continued to punch me in the face long after the bell rang. Obviously, the only reason ‘e kept beatin’ me up was because ‘e wanted to get Dria ‘n’ Rory out there for Mr Thunder and those little dope-smoking pieces of sh…
[Interjecting] Family show, Petey.
Rotchester lets out a string of curses in her heavy Irish accent, but the men in the truck are ready for it and all we hear is one long bleep. Having satisfied her urge, Rotchester crosses her arms and sinks back into the couch with a pout.
Adriana, can you elaborate on Petrina’s theory?
Look, the fact of the matter is we don’t know what, if anything, went on between Palis and our three abject compatriots, but it was ridiculously convenient. Everyone knows that we won’t run out and assist our stablemate unless we have to, and Palis certainly made sure that we had to.
Regardless, the fact of the matter is that The Alley Ratz have been nothink but cowards as of late. They started their gutless attempts at overthrowink us, vone of the most popular tag teams in the SNW right now, by attackink us from behind, and they have been doink the exact same craven think ever since then. Eddy and Tvitch vent from two of the most respected wrestlers from Canada, to two of the biggest embarrassments to their country.
We’ve said from the start that we’re fightin’ champions, an’ if they boys wanted a shot at our titles, all they ‘ad to do was ask. Instead, they were pussies, and they tried to take our feet out from under us. All that ‘as managed to do is piss us right the [bleep!] off, an’ we all remember what ‘appened the last time we three was pissed off.
Exactly, Petey. [Samu now ignores Price completely and speaks directly to the camera] Eddy, Twitch; the last time you attacked us from behind you thought you would throw us off and push us aside. Instead, we channeled our anger and slipped those titles out from under your noses.
[Also to the camera] Did you think you vould throw us off this time usink the exact same tactic? You have thrown Palis and Daniels in the mix for good measure, or perhaps because you know you can’t handle us on your own, but the result is the same. Ve are now not only Champions intent on stayink Champions, but ve are angry Champions.
[Continuing to speak to the camera] Just like Dria ‘n’ Rory used their anger to prevail last time, two of us are gonna use this new anger to retain this time. An’ once again, boys, you are at the disadvantage. First of all, the only way you can get the upper ‘and on us is if our backs are to ye, an’ believe you me that will not be the case this week. Even if ye bring Palis and Mr Thunder to the party, we’ll be ready for ye. There’ll be no guerrilla attacks this week, lads.
Secondly, ve know exactly who ve are goink up against this veekend. Ve are vell schooled in Alley Ratz theory. Ve know Eddy and Tvitch inside and out, and ve have studied the vay your team vorks and ve know vhen it doesn’t vork. You can not say the same. There are three possible scenarios you have to be ready for. Is it goink to be power and agility? Agility and ruffian? Or ruffian and power? In theory, we’ll be three times as prepared as you, because ve vill not be vastink our time tryink to decide vhich vone of you ve vill be facink.
Lastly, but most importantly, we have an element on our side that you have just thrown away. When you originally attacked us, you said it was to purposefully get free of this burden, and you have been successfully ensuring your disadvantage ever since. We, boys, have the fans. You might shirk them, and scoff at their importance, but there is nothing, and I mean nothing, like having thousands of people chanting your name to motivate you to get up off the mat and kick some ass. You have tossed their support aside, but we are bringing them to the fight. Even though not all three Y Kores can be in that ring, it’s still not going to be two on two this weekend; it’s going to be a handicap match, and you boys are definitely the handicapped ones.
[To Price, again] In more ways than one, if ye ask me…
[Also to Price, as if they had never been speaking to anyone else] Ve vill valk in Champions, Price, valk all over Alley Ratz, and valk out Champions. It is that simple.
Well, those are certainly some strong language from you three. Thank you for your time, and good luck this weekend!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores, who have asked for this time to talk about what unfolded last week at Saturday Night Onslaught and to discuss their upcoming title match with Alley Ratz on this week’s The Main Event.
Let me start with you, Petrina. You lost your match to Danny Palis…
[Interrupting angrily] It’s not that I lost to Danny Palis, love. I admit when I don’t do a good job in the ring, and I did not do a good job last week. Palis beat me fair ‘n’ square. Last week, Palis was the better competitor, and kudos to ‘im for it.
No, it’s not that I lost that’s got me all upset, an’ it’s not that I lost that got me this shiner. [Pointing to her black eye] It’s the bullshit that ‘appened after the fact that’s got me angry, love. Palis continued to punch me in the face long after the bell rang. Obviously, the only reason ‘e kept beatin’ me up was because ‘e wanted to get Dria ‘n’ Rory out there for Mr Thunder and those little dope-smoking pieces of sh…
[Interjecting] Family show, Petey.
Rotchester lets out a string of curses in her heavy Irish accent, but the men in the truck are ready for it and all we hear is one long bleep. Having satisfied her urge, Rotchester crosses her arms and sinks back into the couch with a pout.
Adriana, can you elaborate on Petrina’s theory?
Look, the fact of the matter is we don’t know what, if anything, went on between Palis and our three abject compatriots, but it was ridiculously convenient. Everyone knows that we won’t run out and assist our stablemate unless we have to, and Palis certainly made sure that we had to.
Regardless, the fact of the matter is that The Alley Ratz have been nothink but cowards as of late. They started their gutless attempts at overthrowink us, vone of the most popular tag teams in the SNW right now, by attackink us from behind, and they have been doink the exact same craven think ever since then. Eddy and Tvitch vent from two of the most respected wrestlers from Canada, to two of the biggest embarrassments to their country.
We’ve said from the start that we’re fightin’ champions, an’ if they boys wanted a shot at our titles, all they ‘ad to do was ask. Instead, they were pussies, and they tried to take our feet out from under us. All that ‘as managed to do is piss us right the [bleep!] off, an’ we all remember what ‘appened the last time we three was pissed off.
Exactly, Petey. [Samu now ignores Price completely and speaks directly to the camera] Eddy, Twitch; the last time you attacked us from behind you thought you would throw us off and push us aside. Instead, we channeled our anger and slipped those titles out from under your noses.
[Also to the camera] Did you think you vould throw us off this time usink the exact same tactic? You have thrown Palis and Daniels in the mix for good measure, or perhaps because you know you can’t handle us on your own, but the result is the same. Ve are now not only Champions intent on stayink Champions, but ve are angry Champions.
[Continuing to speak to the camera] Just like Dria ‘n’ Rory used their anger to prevail last time, two of us are gonna use this new anger to retain this time. An’ once again, boys, you are at the disadvantage. First of all, the only way you can get the upper ‘and on us is if our backs are to ye, an’ believe you me that will not be the case this week. Even if ye bring Palis and Mr Thunder to the party, we’ll be ready for ye. There’ll be no guerrilla attacks this week, lads.
Secondly, ve know exactly who ve are goink up against this veekend. Ve are vell schooled in Alley Ratz theory. Ve know Eddy and Tvitch inside and out, and ve have studied the vay your team vorks and ve know vhen it doesn’t vork. You can not say the same. There are three possible scenarios you have to be ready for. Is it goink to be power and agility? Agility and ruffian? Or ruffian and power? In theory, we’ll be three times as prepared as you, because ve vill not be vastink our time tryink to decide vhich vone of you ve vill be facink.
Lastly, but most importantly, we have an element on our side that you have just thrown away. When you originally attacked us, you said it was to purposefully get free of this burden, and you have been successfully ensuring your disadvantage ever since. We, boys, have the fans. You might shirk them, and scoff at their importance, but there is nothing, and I mean nothing, like having thousands of people chanting your name to motivate you to get up off the mat and kick some ass. You have tossed their support aside, but we are bringing them to the fight. Even though not all three Y Kores can be in that ring, it’s still not going to be two on two this weekend; it’s going to be a handicap match, and you boys are definitely the handicapped ones.
[To Price, again] In more ways than one, if ye ask me…
[Also to Price, as if they had never been speaking to anyone else] Ve vill valk in Champions, Price, valk all over Alley Ratz, and valk out Champions. It is that simple.
Well, those are certainly some strong language from you three. Thank you for your time, and good luck this weekend!
