GNO: 9/13/08- The Curtain Club, Dallas, TX

[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside the Curtain Club in the Deep Ellum section of Dallas, TX. It's dark and raining pretty hard outside. Loud music from inside the Curtain Club can be heard outside the building. IP Freely is roaming about and runs into Koko B. Ware, who seems to be frantically looking for something, turning over garbage cans and peeking into dumpsters.

IP Freely: Welcome to the official premiere of Guys Night Out here on FX. I'm IP Freely on assignment for SNW, and out here is one of SNW's newest commentators, wrestling legend Koko B. Ware. Koko, what on earth are you looking for?

Koko B. Ware: Man, have you seen Frankie anywhere? I've been looking all over for him.

IP Freely: Um, Koko, Frankie is...

Koko B. Ware: Wait! I think I see him in that car over there!

Koko runs over to a parked blue convertible that has tinted windows. You can see brightly colored clothes flying about. Koko opens the door and a girl with medium length dark brown hair, wearing a black leather skirt and black bra, tries to cover herself with her arms. Her boyfriend, with spiky and messy hair and frosted tips, hands her his shirt, which is loud with very bright colors and looks like it cost $1,000.

Guy: The f[bleep] are you doing?!

Koko looks befuddled as he could've swore that the bright colors belonged to his late pet parrot, Frankie.

Koko B. Ware: What did you do with Frankie?

Guy: Huh?

IP rushes in, pushing Koko away from the car.

IP Freely: Sir, we sincerely apologize. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

The guy rolls his eyes and slams the car door shut.

IP Freely: Koko, what are you doing breaking into people's cars? Don't you know you have to commentate tonight?

Koko B. Ware: Not until I find Frankie.

Koko walks off the camera shot, shouting "FRANKIE! FRANKIE!" as IP Freely shakes his head, then turns to face the camera.

IP Freely: I can only imagine the mental state Koko will be in when he finds out that Frankie is dead.

Shot switches to a video montage set to the first WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. We see random footage of the Sports Nutz throwing people out of the Old Number Seven Club, with Gordon Heath taunting them... Xtreme Team diving off the roof of a random club in Dallas onto the Williams Brothers... Enigmah mooning the camera, although that shot only lasts a split second... and ending with Hellspawn standing tall on the roof of a random building, with the sky covered in the dead of night, and a light fog blowing by Hellspawn.

Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop and Tammy Winters providing the voice overs.

Mark Bishop: Tonight, on Guys Night Out, it's the Von Erich Memorial Championship battle royal!

Tammy Winters: Silvus takes on a mystery opponent in his quest for a future shot at the SNW Texas Championship!

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn takes on Matt Margera in a non-title match where the winner gets permanent full custody of Damien!

Tammy Winters: Andy Lionheart, Andrew Smith, Emo Kid and Dreadlock do battle in a Fans and Wrestlers Bring the Weapons Match, as it's Stage One of the Seven Stages of Violence!

Mark Bishop: And in a six person tag match, Soul Reaper and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku, do battle with the Sports Nutz and "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath! All that and more on Guys Night Out!

Shot opens outside the front door Curtain Club, where it's still raining. The security officer, who looks a lot like Officer Slater, is arguing with Andy Lionheart.

Lionheart: I'm telling you, Officer Slater, I'm wrestling on the card!

Officer Slater: Sorry, no one under 21 years old is permitted to enter the club.

Lionheart: Oh what a load of horse hockey!

Officer Slater: Sorry, you're only 19. I can't let you in.

Tammy Winters: It looks like Andy Lionheart will have to forfeit his first match in the Seven Stages of Violence.

Mark Bishop: Well if he can't wrestle this first match, then he's out of the Seven Stages of Violence altogether!

Andy Lionheart shakes his head as Emo Kid, along with Hannah, walk up to the front door. The bouncer asks to see their ID. Hannah shows her, and the bouncer lets her in as she's over 21. She sticks her tongue out at Andy. Emo smirks at Andy.

Lionheart: Like you have a chance of getting in. We know you're younger than twen...

Officer Slater: McLovin? That's a cool name.

Emo Kid: Why thank you.

Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "F[bleep]". He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.

Lionheart: Oh come on! McLovin's not his legal name! Hell, Emo Kid isn't even his legal name!

Officer Slater: Sir, if you don't calm down, I will have you arrested for disorderly conduct.... McLovin, go right on in.

Emo Kid sticks his tongue out at Andy Lionheart as he walks into the Curtain Club. We hear some clanking and stomping. It's...

Mark Bishop: Frankenstein Man and Reflecto? I thought they went away just like WCE!

Officer Slater: Sorry, kids. Halloween's not till next month.

Reflecto(robot voice): No-one-mocks-us-and-gets-away-with-it.

Frankenstein Man: OFFICER, BAAAAD! ARRGGHH!

Reflecto grabs Officer Slater by the throat and lifts him up, then throws him down on the hood of a parked car. Frankenstein Man then picks up Officer Slater, chokeslamming him onto the hood of the car. Lionheart waltzes on into the club.

Mark Bishop: What a chaotic way to start Guys Night Out! We'll be right back with the battle royal!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the Curtain Club as we see the ring filling up for the Von Erich Memorial Championship battle royal.

Mark Bishop: Welcome, everyone to the official premiere of Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters.

Koko B. Ware: Mark, it's great to be calling all the action with you once again, but I must ask, where the heck is Frankie?

Mark Bishop: Um, Koko... Frankie's been dead for several years.

Koko B. Ware: No! He's not dead! He can't be dead!

Mark Bishop: This is an open invitational battle royal, which is why Frankenstein Man and Reflecto are here.

Koko B. Ware: Trying to reclaim their past glory in WCE.

Tammy Winters: Mmmmm, Alex Thunder. He looks so yummy.

Mark Bishop: Tammy, who do you think will win this battle royal?

Tammy Winters: I hope Alex does. He's the hottest wrestler in this match.

Mark Bishop: Tammy, you know that the last two in the ring go on to face off in a ladder match next week on SNW Onslaught, right?

Koko B. Ware: Mark, she's a bimbo. How would she know?

Tammy Winters: Excuse me?!

The Exodus theme blares over the PA, and Codi Shane walks out to the ring as the fans boo her out of the building.

Mark Bishop: Speaking of bimbos...

Koko B. Ware: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's no bimbo! That's Matt Margera's girlfriend, Codi Shane.

Tammy Winters: Right, someone who really is a bimbo.

Codi grabs the mic from Harry Sachs, who's standing outside the ring.

Codi Shane: In case you didn't know, this was an open invitational battle royal, so I invited myself to take part. And next week, I'll beat whoever is in the ladder match to win the Von Erich Memorial Championship!

Tammy Winters: She certainly doesn't lack for confidence.

"I Love Myself Today" hits, and Adriana Samu comes out to a nice pop.

Koko B. Ware: Now what is this broad doing out here?

Mark Bishop: Well Codi said it was an open invitational battle royal. Maybe Adriana Samu thought that an open battle royal would be the perfect match for her to make her SNW return.

Dria goes down to the ring as Codi rolls her eyes at her.

Codi Shane: Just what do you think you're doing here?

Adriana Samu: Well, you did say this was an open invitational battle royal. So I've invited myself as well.

Dria slaps Codi hard in the face to a big pop from the crowd, then throws her into the ring. Dria rolls in. The bell rings, and the battle royal is underway. Codi gets in and looks up at everyone, with a deer-in-the-headlights look coming over her face. All the participants all gang up and eliminate her, eliciting a big pop from the crowd. Codi throws a tantrum outside the ring as she's escorted to the back as the crowd sings "NANA-NA-NA! NANA-NA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOODBYE!" Everyone then proceeds to slug it out, with some wrestlers trying to eliminate others to no avail in the early going. Frankenstein Man tries to eliminate Omerta, but Reflecto accidentally eliminates Frankenstein Man with a clunky looking clothesline. Omerta then opens the "latch door" on Reflecto(although it's obvious that it's a spandex suit made to look robotic, and Reflecto's "head" is just a cardboard box with holes cut out and painted silver), and switches the knob that isn't really there to the "off" switch that isn't really there. Reflecto stops in his tracks and falls down over the top rope and onto the floor. Frankenstein Man is beating his chest and shouting in anger. The SNW jobbers run down to escort him to the back, but he beats the crap out of all of them. Reflecto breaks kayfabe and walks over to the back. Frankenstein Man stomps to the back behind Reflecto.

Mark Bishop: It'll be interesting to see how teams such as the Tru Playas, the Alley Ratz, the Unholy Trinity and Xtreme Team will work together.

Koko B. Ware: I wonder what would happen if it ended up with two members of the same team. Wouldn't it be great if the Xtreme Team destroyed each other next week in the ladder match, and neither one of them could defend the Von Erich Memorial Title?

Tammy Winters: You're a sick man, Koko.

Stank Lovve runs toward Marcus Williams, but Marcus ducks down and back body drops Stank to the floor, elimintating him. DevilDog is trying to eliminate Sean O'Brien, but "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels nails DevilDog with a dropkick to the back of DevilDog's head, sending him over the top rope and to the floor.

Mark Bishop: And just like that, the Tru Playas are eliminated!

Tammy Winters: And Adriana Samu just nailed Hannah with a spinning tornado kick, sending her to the outside and eliminating her!

Koko B. Ware: And Omerta chokeslams Evan Bodom over the top rope and to the floor! These people are going down faster than everybody in the movie "Smokin' Aces."

Alexander Draven powerbombs Rick Roll over the top rope and to the floor. Cyanide blows green mist into Letham's eyes and face, then nails him with a superkick that sends him over the top ropes and onto the floor. Letham flails about, as he's been blinded by the green mist. He accidentally knocks a beer out of someone's hand and it spills onto a random guy, who just cheers that beer has spilled on him. Officials run down to help Letham to the back. Dave Mason nails Scott Jacobs with a Stunner, then Syco Boy finishes the job by nailing Jacobs with a spinning heel kick, sending Jacobs out of the ring. Enigmah runs at Omerta, but he hiptosses her out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: People are flying out of the ring in every which direction!

Tammy Winters: And at such a rapid pace!

People begin to pair off. Omerta and Viper duke it out. Xtreme Team does battle with the Williams Brothers. Adriana Samu and Sean O'Brien jockey for position in an attempt to eliminate each other. Cyanide does battle with Alexander Draven and Kid Thunder Alex Daniels. And the Alley Ratz stand around, watching everyone duke it out. Alex Daniels sees the Alley Ratz just standing there, laughing. He manages to get Draven and Cyanide to stop fighting with him, and they focus toward the Alley Ratz.

Koko B. Ware: Eddy and Twitch don't find this battle royal so funny now, do they?

Draven, Cyanide and Kid Thundre manage to dump out the Alley Ratz, which draws some boos from the crowd. Kid Thunder makes the mistake of taunting the Alley Ratz and celebrating their elimination. Draven and Cyanide take advantage as they both dump Kid Thunder out of the ring to a big pop, causing Kid Thunder to throw a tantrum out of the ring. Mike Williams goes to clothesline Syco Boy over the top rope, but Syco brings the ropes down, causing Mike Williams to inadvertently eliminate himself to a big pop from the fans.

Tammy Winters: Mike Williams just outsmarted himself!

Syco sticks his tongue out at Mike. Mike smirks at Syco, who can't seem to figure out why. He turns around, and Marcus Williams damn near takes his head off with a Cactus Jack Clothesline over the top rope, eliminating Syco. Marcus, however, manages to hold onto the ropes and avoids touching the floor. He puts his hands up in victory, but Dave Mason dropkicks him in the back, sending Marcus out of the ring. Adriana Samu then dumps Dave out of the ring. Dave slams his hands on the ring apron and yells at Dria. Dria shrugs.

Mark Bishop: Dave Mason just learned the hard way that it's everybody for themselves in this match.

Koko B. Ware: You're not lying, because Omerta just dumped Adriana Baboon out of the ring.

Sean O'Brien yells at Omerta, shouting that he was going to eliminate Dria, to which Omerta just shrugs his shoulders. Sean O'Brien, Viper, Alexander Draven and Cyanide all put their differences aside and stop fighting as they surround Omerta.

Tammy Winters: I don't like Omerta's chances here.

Koko B. Ware: Omerta's going to find out very quick that there's not always a happy ending. His "Strength, Honor, Respect, Omerta" crap makes me want to puke!

O'Brien, Viper, Draven and Cyanide all gang up on Omerta, beating him down. But Omerta hulks up and throws all four guys off of him to a big pop. O'Brien runs at Omerta, but Omerta tosses him out of the ring. Viper charges at Omerta, but Omerta brings down the ropes, eliminating Viper.

Mark Bishop: And now we're down to Omerta, Cyanide and Alexander Draven. Who will be the last two in the ring to move on to the ladder match on next week's Onslaught?

Draven and Cyanide try to double team Omerta, but Omerta won't be denied as he shoves them both down. They both try to charge at him, but he brings down the ropes, eliminating both of them at the same time.

Mark Bishop: Whoa, wait a second. What happens now?

Koko B. Ware: I hope this doesn't mean that Omerta now wins the belt since he's the only one left.

Tammy Winters: This is an interesting situation, as it was supposed to be the last two in the ring to go on to the ladder match next week at Onslaught.

The referees try to talk it over as Draven and Cyanide yell at them. Omerta is trying to figure out what the end result is. "The Ecstasy of Gold" blares over the PA as "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath walks down to the ring amid loud boos from the crowd. He has the Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder.

Mark Bishop: Well we might get a solution to this problem here.

Gordie: Well leave it to SNW to have controversy when a new championship is brought into the organization. Now while the stipulation did say that the last two in the ring would face each other in a ladder match on the next edition of Onslaught. Key words are last TWO in the ring. Seeing as that Omerta eliminated both Alexander Draven and Cyanide from the battle royal, I hereby award the Von Erich Memorial Championship to Omerta!

The fans cheer as Gordie hands the belt over to Omerta, who's jumping up and down in celebration of winning the title. Cyanide and Draven blow a gasket outside the ring.

Gordie: Whoa, calm down there, guys. Next week on SNW Onslaught, there will be a ladder match. Cyanide will face Alexander Draven in a ladder match, where the winner will be the first person to grab the briefcase that has a contract for a Von Erich Memorial Title match against Omerta at a later date.

Cyanide and Draven's anger becomes bitter happiness, as they smirk, doing the belt motion around their waists at Omerta, who just raises the belt up in the air and points to himself, reminding them he's the champion. Cyanide and Draven then talk trash to each other, prompting the refs to keep them separated.

Mark Bishop: You heard it from Gordon Heath! Cyanide taking on Alexander Draven in a ladder match to determine who gets a shot at Omerta's newly won Von Erich Memorial Title! We'll be back after this!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

The lights dim down as a child's voice can be heard over the P.A. System.

I have killed once before, So quick and silent and evermore, The dark enclosure in my mind, Hides my truths more and more, But once again alas it must open, So spew fourth the demons that rage, And hope dear god please just hope, That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.[/i]

“Wishmaster” blasts over the P.A. system as the lights go blue, and the crowd cheers with anticipation as Silvus steps out in front of the entrance.

Harry Sachs: The following match is a gauntlet to the Texas Championship! Introducing first, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 275lbs, he is Silvus!

Silvus raises his arm before walking down to the ring, tagging a few fans along the way. He gets to the ring. Ducking through the middle rope he enters the ring and raises his hand to the crowd. "White Knuckles" by Five Finger Death Punch hits the P.A system, and Hellspawn walks out accompanied by the Dark Ones. He stops just out side the curtain with a mic in his hand. Silvus glares over at him as "White Knuckles" fades.

Hellspawn: Silvus, Silvus, Silvus. What am I going to do with you? Who could I possibly put you up against? Maybe one of your brothers. Hell, maybe even Wench. But no, I then had a better idea. I don't know why I didn't think of it sooner. The person you will be going against tonight, is right behind you.

Hellspawn and the Dark Ones laugh. Before Silvus can even turn around he is taken out from behind with a DDT. Silvus then looks around and a hooded figure stands there. He lowers his hood to reveal Ultimate Demon.

Hellspawn: This is my brother, the one and only Ultimate Demon! Enjoy the show!


Hellspawn and the Dark Ones leave the ring area and head back stage as Silvus gets to his feet.

Mark B: Oh my god, what a monster!

Koko B: That's child's play for these two.

The two lock up as the bell rings to start the match. UD gets the upper hand and easily slams him to the ground with a power bomb. He then pulls Silvus to his feet before sending a big boot to his chest knocking him backward. Then he goes to send a right hand to the face of Silvus, but Silvus blocks it before getting in a couple of right hands himself. He steps back before hitting UD hard with a clothesline. Silvus goes for the pin. ONE... UD kicks out easily before throwing Silvus off him. The two lock up again, and Silvus forcefully spears UD into the turn buckle before sending a few fury punches to UD's mid section. He forces UD's head down as Silvus brings his knee up to the face of UD.

Koko B.: Damn he just busted UD up pretty bad!

Tammy W: He needs all the help he can get against this beast.

Koko B: You heard her, Mark. Go in there and help Silvus.

Mark Bs: Yeah right!

UD then pushes Silvus away before wiping some blood off his nose. He runs at Silvus and takes him down hard with a clothesline of his own, then pulls Silvus to his feet and takes him to the canvas again with a sidewalk slam. He goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out and and gets to his feet.

Mark B: Both men are obviously trying to wear the other down. Nice thinking.

They both run at each other and connect with a double clothesline, knocking them both out. ONE... TWO... THREE... UD slowly starts to stir as does Silvus. FOUR... FIVE... Silvus gets to his knees. SIX... SEVEN... As he gets to his feet, UD starts to get to his knees. But Silvus runs at him and dropkicks him back to the canvas. This gets a cheer from the crowd who starts to chant Silvus' name.

Tammy W: I wonder what Silvus looks like under all that paint? Oh, bet he is a hottie.

Koko B: Damn girl, cut it out! You're like some harpy!

Mark B: Harpy?

Silvus takes a few seconds to gather himself, but UD appears behind him and turns Silvus around so they are face to face, but Silvus is ready for it and defends himself with a big boot to the chest of UD before managing to Irish whip him into the ropes. On the rebound, Silvus runs at him and takes UD down with a dropkick. Silvus then locks in the figure four leg lock as UD protests with pain but refuses to submit. Silvus starts to apply more pressure to the lock, but UD manages to wriggle free from it. UD then pulls Silvus' legs from under him bringing him to the canvas before getting to his own feet, he then pulls Silvus to his feet before hitting him with a military press slam into a gut buster. He then goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Silvus just kicks out but UD complains to the ref saying it was a three count. The ref shakes his head. Silvus gets to his feet and turns UD around. Silvus then takes him down with a bulldog. Silvus now goes for the pin ONE... TWO... UD just kicks out in time. Both men get to there feet pretty drained by now.

Tammy W: They both have so much stamina, but they have done a great job at wearing each other down.

Koko B: Believe it or not, I agree.[/b]

Silvus backs away from UD who runs at him but Silvus moves to one side and UD turns around but is met with Silvus sticking his fingers down UD's throat, he then places his hand on UD's lower back before lifting him up and sending him to the canvas with the Retribution Slam. ONE... TWO... THREE! Silvus gets to his feet and raises his arms in victory he looks down at UD and laughs as "Wishmaster" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match, Silvus!

Tammy W: I think this now means that Silvus has proved himself for the Texas championship title, and I wish him the best of luck getting it!

Mark B: Fans, we'll be back with more action after this!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Harry Sachs: This match is a fatal four way Fans and Wrestlers Bring the Weapons Match, and is the first stage of the Seven Stages of Violence!

Mark Bishop: Well, this match looks like it should be a good one with the talent in this match.

Koko B. Ware: I don't think it'll be the wrestlers making a good match, but the violence in this match will make it good!

Mark Bishop: The wrestlers must have to have some skill, if not even the violence wouldn't be good, you know that.

Tammy Winters: I just hope Andy Lionheart doesn't get scarred too bad. He's kinda cute.

Koko B. Ware: Oh put a sock in it, already!

The room goes dark. A pulse beating is heard around the ring, and then "Careless Whisper" hits and Emo Kid comes in and has a furious expression on his face. He has barbed wire wrapped around his left arm. He walks to the ring, slides in and waits for his opponent.

Harry Sachs: Introducing first, weighing in at 185 pounds and hailing from Bakersfield, CA... Emo Kid!

Mark Bishop: This could be a painful match for the other three contenders, seeing as Emo Kid's choice of weapon seems to be the barbed wire.

Koko B. Ware: Well, yeah, he is an Emo Kid remember. He loves to cut.

Mark Bishop: That was one of the poorest jokes I’ve ever heard.

Tammy Winters: A poor joke from a dirt poor man.

Koko B. Ware: Keep it up and I'll bitch slap you like Ike Turner used to bitch slap Tina!

"Stillborn" booms across the PA system as Andrew Smith comes out to the ring. He is carrying a silver tray, and he walks straight to the ring and slides in.

Harry Sachs: And introducing next, weighing in at 230 pounds, and from Harrisburg, PA, Andrew Smith!

Mark Bishop: Andrew was rather... creative with his weapon. It looks a lot like a dinner tray.

Koko B Ware: That’s exactly what it is. It’s light, easy to carry, and hurts if it's hit hard enough.

Mark Bishop: Well yeah, I didn’t need an explanation on why he chose it.

Smith waits as "Bleeding Mascara" booms across the PA system and Andy Lionheart walks out from behind the curtain. Lionheart walks back behind the curtain and comes back out carrying a ladder over one shoulder and a Singapore cane in the other.

Harry Sachs: Next to enter the ring, weighing in at 210 Pounds and coming from Kemi, Finland, he is the Self Proclaimed New Wave of Extreme, Andy Lionheart!

Andy walks down to the ring, sliding the ladder inside and then sliding in himself, holding onto his Singapore cane.

Koko B. Ware: I’m sure when it says "Bring your own weapon," t doesn't say he can bring two. But this match looks like it’s going to get more interesting, seeing as when there's a ladder involved, someone always gets broken because of it.

Mark Bishop: Yeah, but it’s got no rules really for this match, so he could bring more if he wanted to.

Tammy Winters: And don't forget that the fans have brought weapons for this match as well.

Emo Kid drops his weapon and leaps over and starts to attack Andrew Smith before Dreadlock can enter the ring. "All Hope is Gone" booms across the PA system, and Harry Sachs quickly escapes the ring as Dreadlock runs down to the ring and slides in. He kicks Emo Kid in the head and then turns to get caught by a Crescent Kick from Andy Lionheart.

Mark Bishop: An early start by these guys.

Koko B. Ware: And an early end?

Tammy Winters: I doubt it. There aren’t any rules, and this could go on until all four guys are dead.

Koko B Ware: Dead? Man, we’ll be here forever.

Mark Bishop: Tammy, Koko, you've seem to have forgotten that the first wrestler to a pinfall wins the match.

Andy Lionheart gets up to his feet and walks over to the brawling Emo Kid, who still has his barbed wire on his arm, and Andrew Smith. At Lionheart's feet there is the silver tray. Andy picks it up and goes to Emo Kid, who is on top of Andrew Smith. But Emo Kid rolls off and Andy Lionheart accidentally hits Andrew Smith with the tray as Emo Kid kicks Andy Lionheart in the head, knocking him down. Dreadlock gets to his feet and hits Emo Kid with a big boot taking him down as the crowd boos and start throwing stuff into the ring. A bottle collides with Dreadlock's head, and he turns around and swears at the crowd as they carry on throwing bottles, rubbish and bags of Cheetos.

Koko B Ware: Wow! Look at that!

Mark Bishop: I can see, that’s disrespectful, even to him.

Koko B Ware: Not that, look at all those Cheetos in the ring!

Mark Bishop: *sigh* Can’t you just focus on the match?

Koko B Ware: Possibly.

Dreadlock begins to leave the ring as Emo Kid, Andy Lionheart and Andrew Smith are all getting to their feet. Outside the ring, Dreadlock walks over to the front row of fans. They all hold out weapons. One of the fans starts swinging a kendo stick at Dreadlock. He snatches it from him and turns around and as he turns, Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid both perform a Suicide Dive, taking Dreadlock into the crowd. Lionheart gets to his feet.

Tammy Winters: Look at that! Some fan handed Andy Lionheart a condom!

Andy puts the condom on his two middle fingers and shoves it down Emo Kid's throat.

Koko B. Ware: Hahaha! A mandible claw with a condom!

Mark Bishop: Well, it is live cable television.

Tammy Winters: Not to mention it's past midnight on a Saturday night, when the sanctimonious censors are sound asleep.

Emo Kid kicks Lionheart in the gut, breaking free of the mandible claw as Lionheart throws the condom down to the floor. Emo throws a left handed punch, and at the same time scrapes the face of Andy Lionheart with the barbed wire around his arm. Lionheart is cut and is bleeding. He drops to the floor, holding his face in pain. Emo Kid stands over him, but Lionheart quickly moves as Andrew Smith slides under the ring and spears Emo Kid into the crowd as they cheer and go wild at getting to be part of the match. Andrew Smith begins to pound on Emo Kid's back. Andy Lionheart, covering his face, rolls into the ring. Dreadlock is seen getting up as Andrew Smith and Emo Kid are still fighting it out. Emo Kid right-hand punches Andrew Smith in the gut, causing him to stumble back a few steps. Dreadlock leers over Emo, so Emo fires a left forearm into Dreadlock's face, knocking him backwards again into the crowd. Emo Kid launches himself off an unoccupied chair and hits Dreadlock with a spinning back kick. Andrew Smith follows them over into the crowd and the three battle it out. Back inside the ring a weakened Andy Lionheart sets up a ladder right at the edge of the ring and begins to climb.

Mark Bishop: What’s Andy doing?

Koko B Ware: Climbing a ladder.

Tammy Winters: Yeah, but for what reason? There's a rather big distance between him and the other wrestlers in the crowd.

Koko B Ware: Well maybe he won't make it, and kill himself on the way back down.

Mark Bishop: Don't be so harsh.

In the crowd Dreadlock, Emo Kid and Andrew Smith all keep attacking each other with punches and the odd kick. Inside the ring, Andy is standing on top of the ladder. He plays to the crowd before leaping off of the ladder and hitting a Swanton Bomb, landing on all three other competitors and a few members of the crowd. There are chants of "HOLY SHIT!" erupting from the building.

Koko B Ware: Now that! That had some great height, and some great distance, that surprised even me!

Mark Bishop: I think that surprised everyone here.

Back inside the crowd, the competitors are slowly getting up. Andrew Smith and Dreadlock are up first and they begin throwing punches at each other. While doing so they slowly make their way to the Fire Exit doors at the back of the room. Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid get up, look at each other, nod and run after Dreadlock and Andrew Smith. Emo and Andy hit dropkicks onto Dreadlock and Andrew Smith before turning on each other and hitting each other with lefts and rights. Emo Kid goes for a forearm shot to Andy's head, which is bleeding, but Andy ducks and Emo Kid loses his balance and falls through the Fire Exit doors and stumbles onto the pavement. It's still raining outside. Outside the doors stands a man, he is Alan Davis, the person who has been seen with Wench recently. Andrew Smith and Dreadlock are getting up as Andy Lionheart walks outside. Dreadlock and Andrew get up and outside onto the street as well. Emo Kid is taking the barbed wire off of his arm and he wraps a little around his knuckle and smashes Andy Lionheart in the face. He then hits Dreadlock, but Andrew Smith dodges and kicks Emo in the gut and hits a Retribution DDT onto the concrete!

Mark Bishop: They’ve taken this fight outside!

Koko B Ware: No... WAY! You know Mark, I’d never have thought that, you know, although there’s no-one in the ring, and those doors are open...

Mark Bishop: OK! OK! Calm down. No need for all that sarcasm.

Tammy Winters: What’s Alan Davis doing back there?

Koko B Ware: Who?

Mark Bishop: He’s the guy seen with Wench recently.

Koko B Ware: The hell would I know? I'm not an investigative reporter.

Andrew Smith goes for a cover on Emo Kid, but Dreadlock kicks Smith in the head before the ref can make a count. Dreadlock picks Smith up, but Smith vertical suplexes him onto the hood of a taxi cab, scaring the cab driver that's waiting inside, causing the cabbie to run out of the cab, screaming like a girl. Smith turns around, and Lionheart knocks him out with a crescent kick. Lionheart then climbs onto the hood of the cab and picks Dreadlock up by the head, bringing him to the very top of the cab.

Mark Bishop: Now what on earth does Andy Lionheart have in mind?

Koko B. Ware: Whatever it is, it can't be good for Dreadlock.

Tammy Winters: I think I'm going to have to attend to him after the match.

Mark Bishop: Nope, you're staying right here to commentate the rest of the show.

Many of the fans have emptied out of the Curtain Club and are watching outside, going wild and crazy. Lionheart bends Dreadlock over, putting Dreadlock's head in between Lionheart's legs. Lionheart then double underhooks Dreadlock's arms, jumps up in the air and nails a sligthly modified Pedigree.

Mark Bishop: Lion's Heart on the top of the cab! Lionheart with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

The fans go crazy as Lionheart hops off the cab. He mingles with the fans, celebrating the win.

Mark Bishop: Alright, it's time to see what stipulation the fans voted for on SNW.com for Stage 2 of the Seven Stages of Violence.

Shot switches to the small SNWtron, as the following stipulation matches are listed; Lucky 21 Match, Light Tube Death Match, No Rope Barbed Wire Match, Kendo Stick Match, Hard Ten Match, 10,000 Thumbtacks Match, and Fan Lumberjack Strap Match. All the stipulations scroll down the screen over and over. The scrolling slows down, and it lands on...

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, next week at SNW Onslaught it will be a Lucky 21 Match!

Koko B. Ware: Oh man! I've heard all about Lucky 21.

Mark Bishop: That's right. Get a staple gun, and staple dollar bills to your opponent until you reach a value of $21 to eliminate them. Fans, when we come back, Hellspawn takes on Matt Margera for the custody of Damien!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: The next match is a feud that has been going on for ages and now has turned very personal after what Matt did.

Koko B. Ware: He just did what was right for Damien. I mean, Hellspawn is not a good father.

Tammy Winters: This coming from a man that can't remember his bird was more popular then him.

Mark Bishop: Lets send it to the ring for introductions.

Harry Sachs: The following match is for custody of Damien.

"Turn The Page" blasts over the PA. Once the drums kick into the song, Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain,amid boos, jeers and catcalls from the crowd.

Harry Sachs: Introducing first from Hurst, TX and weighing 220 pounds... Matt Margera!

Matt walks down to the ring, yelling at the fans. Matt slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring waiting for Hellspawn.

Koko B. Ware: Matt looks totally focused tonight.

Mark Bishop: Well he better be 'cause my sources say Hellspawn is looking to literally kill Matt tonight.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent...

The lights suddenly go out in the arena as the SNWtron, which has been shrunk in order to fit inside the Curtain Club, lights up with what happened when Matt took Damien. The scene then goes to the end of Hellspawn's match when Damien said he wants to be with Matt. The screen goes black as the words "Matt, you're time is up" comes onto the screen. A face appears on the screen and vanishes just as quickly. "White Knuckles" hits as a spotlight shines onto the entrance. Hellspawn walks out but is not wearing any paint.

Harry Sachs: From Hell's Kitchen, he is the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... Hellspawn!

Hellspawn stares at Matt from the entrance and takes off in a full sprint to the ring. Hellspawn slides in the ring and Matt stomps him, but Hellspawn fights his way up and throws Matt out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn is coming out with no paint. I guess he wants to fight this match as Damien's father and not Hellspawn.

Koko B. Ware: Well if he's not fighting as Hellspawn, then Matt should win because that is who he is scheduled to fight.

Tammy Winters: That IS Hellspawn you bird brain.

The bell rings and Hellspawn goes out of the ring and is hit with a right hand from Matt that doesn't even phase him. Hellspawn grabs Matt by the throat and starts choking him. Hellspawn lifts Matt up in the air and sits him on the ring apron and continues to choke him. Matt kicks Hellspawn in the gut and Hellspawn loses his grip and Matt falls back into the ring. Hellspawn steps over the top rope and continues towards Matt. Matt again kicks Hellspawn in the gut, followed by a right hand. Matt grabs Hellspawn by the head and delivers a DDT. Matt quickly gets to his feet and drops a elbow to the back of Hellspawn's head. Matt yells at Hellspawn and kicks him a few times in the ribs. Matt pulls Hellspawn to his feet and backs him into the corner. Matt hits Hellspawn with right hands but out of nowhere Hellspawn grabs Matt by the throat and and throws him into the corner. Hellspawn starts throwing rights and lefts so fast that Matt covers up but is still beaten until he is sitting on the mat. The ref pulls Hellspawn away but Hellspawn pushes him aside and as Matt brings his arms down, Hellspawn kicks him right in the face making his head snap back. Hellspawn pulls Matt out of the corner and ties him up in the ropes. Hellspawn walks to the corner and runs and lands a boot right to the side of Matt's face. The ref tries to get Matt free as Hellspawn backs up and delivers another boot to the side of Matt's face. The ref gets the ropes undone and Matt falls lifeless to the mat. The ref gets in Hellspawn's face, but Hellspawn just ignores him a he stomps Matt in the back of the head.

Mark Bishop: This isn't a wrestling match for Hellspawn. He is just trying to hurt Matt anyway he can.

Koko B. Ware: The ref needs to disqualify Hellspawn for these actions.

Tammy Winters: I think if that ref wants to keep his job he will let Hellspawn do what he wants.

Hellspawn kneels next to Matt and pulls his head backwards and yells something at him before slamming him face first into the mat. Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and lifts him up on his shoulders and hits the Snake Eyes before hitting the ropes and knocking Matt from the ring with a big boot. Hellspawn follows Matt out of the ring and picks him up and slams him head first into the ring apron. Hellspawn looks at the ring steps and goes to whip Matt into them but Matt reverses and Hellspawn slams shoulder first into the steps. Matt kicks Hellspawn in the face, knocking his head again into the steel steps. Matt gets Hellspawn to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Matt climbs to the top rope and hits the Viva La Matt on Hellspawn. Matt pulls Hellspawn to his feet and gets behind him and hits a release German suplex. Matt yells at the crowd and points at Hellspawn as they boo him loudly. Hellspawn is slowly getting to his feet when Matt hits a running kick to the face of Hellspawn, who collapses back onto the mat. Matt rolls him over and covers but is only able to get a two count. Matt yells at the ref about the count.

Mark Bishop: Well Matt seems just as determined to end Hellspawn's career as Hellspawn was earlier to end Matt's.

Koko B. Ware: Now that Matt has control, this match will be over shortly.

Tammy Winters: I honestly think this match is a long way from being over.

Matt pulls Hellspawn to his feet and sends him into the ropes. When Hellspawn comes off Matt hits him with a dropsault. Matt gets to his feet and pulls Hellspawn up. Matt hits a few knife edge chops on Hellspawn before whipping him into the corner. Matt charges in, but Hellspawn gets a boot up into Matt's face. Matt stumbles back and Hellspawn explodes out of the corner with a vicious clothesline, turning Matt inside out. The fans cheer as Hellspawn begins to stalk Matt. Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and lifts him over his head in a military press before dropping him across his knee. Hellspawn stands on Matt's stomach and jumps bringing all his weight down on Matt's chest and stomach. Matt holds his stomach in pain as Hellspawn delivers a stiff kick to the base of the spine followed by one to the base of the neck. Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and sends him into the corner. Hellspawn hits Matt with some shoulder blocks in the corner before placing him on the top rope. Hellspawn climbs up to the top rope and hits a superplex.

Mark Bishop: Matt had to be 12 feet in the air cause of how tall Hellspawn is.

Koko B. Ware: Matt needs medical help stop the match.

Tammy Winters: Looks like that move took it out of both men.

Hellspawn and Matt lay motionless in the ring. Hellspawn starts to move as the fans start chanting his name. Hellspawn gets to his feet and looks down at Matt with a twisted smile on his face. Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and walks him over to the ropes. Hellspawn grabs Matt by the throat and lifts him up and chokeslams him over the ropes to the floor. Hellspawn looks down on Matt and smiles as he tells the ref to count.

Koko B. Ware: Hellspawn is using his power to make the ref count thats not fair.

Mark Bishop: Well Hellspawn wants his son back and will do anything it takes to do it.

Tammy Winters: I hope neither of these guys get Damien, honestly.

Matt begins to move at six and Hellspawn climbs out the ring breaking the count and throws Matt back in the ring. Hellspawn follows Matt in who begs off. Hellspawn kicks Matt in the face knocking him back to the mat. Hellspawn pulls Matt up and places his arm behind his head and connects with the Spawn Punch on Matt. Hellspawn looks down on Matt who is shaking as he picks him up again and places his arm behind his head again and hits a second Spawn Punch.

Mark Bishop: The ref might want to stop this Matt keep taking those shots to the heart.

Tammy Winters: I don't think I have ever seen Hellspawn so unmerciful.

Koko B. Ware: Matt needs to fight back.

Hellspawn pulls Matt up to his feet and hits Hell's Drop on Matt. The ref is begging for him to cover, but Hellspawn just stands over Matt with a twisted smile on his face. Hellspawn pulls a lifeless Matt to his feet and sets him up for Hell's Rage when The Sports Nutz hit the ring and jump on Hellspawn. Hellspawn tries to fight them off, but Craig chops Hellspawn's knee and they start to double team him. The ref calls for the bell as Matt lies motionless on the mat. George slides out the ring and gets a chair. George throws Craig the chair and he repeatedly brings it down across the knee of Hellspawn. Multiple ref and security hit the ring and get the chair away from Craig. The Sports Nutz are forced to leave the ringside area.

Harry Sachs: The winner of this match by a result of a disqualification, Hellspawn!

The fans cheer as EMTs hit the ring and check on Hellspawn and Matt.

Mark Bishop: Well Hellspawn got back Damien, but at what price?

Koko B. Ware: This is a travesty! Matt should have won since Hellspawn ignored the rules!

Tammy Winters: Well if the Sports Nutz didn't interfere, Matt may have been injured beyond help.

The camera shows Hellspawn being helped to his feet as Wench runs out to him. A security guard brings Damien, who looks tired as it's way past his bed time, to Wench who looks at her before giving her a big hug. Damien then gives Hellspawn a big hug. Hellspawn, Wench and Damien slowly walk to the back as the shot fades to black.

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

A montage of various SNW highlights are shown as "Psycho Circus" by KISS plays. Mark Bishop provides the voiceover.

Mark Bishop: Fans, be sure to make it over to Bryan Adams High School in Dallas, TX this Wednesday for a huge Onslaught television taping. SNW Onslaught will then air next Sunday at 4 PM Central Time on Mav TV. But if you can't wait to see it on Mav TV, or if you don't have cable, then check your local listings as Onslaught airs in syndication as well!

Shot switches to the broadcast table.

Koko B. Ware: Well we already know one match that will take place at SNW Onslaught, as Cyanide and Alexander Draven will do battle in a ladder match to determine who will face Omerta for the Von Erich Memorial Title.

Tammy Winters: And also, Stage 2 of the Seven Stages of Violence will pit Andy Lionheart, Dreadlock, Andrew Smith and Emo Kid in a Lucky 21 Match.

"Ecstasy of Gold" hits, and out come Craig Mueller and George Dunpork with Gordon Heath following behind them to tremendously loud boos from the crowd. Gordie is suited up for the match, wearing navy blue shorts, knee high socks, and a grey T-shirt. It's obvious that he's scared to get in the ring as he walks to the ring with hesitation. Craig and George assure him everything will be alright, then proceed to take out bags of peanuts, open them up and toss the peanuts at the fans.

Harry Sachs: This six person tag team match is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz!

Mark Bishop: Well we've had the displeasure of knowing the Sports Nutz for quite some time, dating back to when they first debuted in WCE.

Koko B. Ware: Displeasure? They're two of my favorite wrestlers! Who could forget the time they threw Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones off the stage over three years ago?!

Tammy Winters: What a disgusting pig George is! Did you see him belch in that cute girl's face?!

George Dunpork and Craig Mueller enter the ring, but Gordie refuses. Craig goes to the outside and comforts Gordie, and he eventually enters the ring. Phill Soussen's version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" blares over the speakers as the crowd cheers. The Curtain Club is then bathed in red lighting as Goryokaku, Wench and Tanya Adams make their way to the ring.

Harry Sachs: Their opponents... First, accompanied by Tanya Adams, they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!

Koko B. Ware: Someone tell these idiots that Halloween is over a month and a half away.

Tammy Winters: Hmmm, I might have to talk to Wench and Tanya about doing some "wrestling" for my website.

Mark Bishop: Alright, calm down there, Tammy.

Gory stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer while Tanya and Wench make their way into the ring. They wait for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing them slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side then raising his hand so people can see. He snaps his fingers and the lights above the ring go back to normal as the rest of the Curtain Club goes back to its dark lighting. Tanya exits the ring. "Into The Fire" blasts over the PA, and the crowd continues to cheer as Soul Reaper appears.

Harry Sachs: And their partner, from Fresno, CA and weighing 242 pounds, Soul Reaper!

George and Craig assault Gory and Wench respectively from behind, drawing loud boos from the crowd. Gordie yells at and taunts Gory and Wench as George and Craig stomp away at them and nail them with double axe handles. Soul Reaper runs to the ring. Gordie sees him and jumps out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: What a coward Gordon Heath is!

Koko B. Ware: Could you blame him?! Soul Reaper tried to kill him over a month ago!

Tammy Winters: And Tanya Adams just chop blocked Gordie!

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on! That should be a disqualification!

Mark Bishop: That's just Gordie's comeuppance for all the times he's interfered!

Gordie staggers back up, begging Tanya for a time out. Tanya smirks and tells Gordie to turn around. He obliges, and horror comes over his face as he sees Soul Reaper standing tall above him. Meanwhile, in the ring, George and Craig whip Gory and Wench into the ropes and duck down. But Gory counters with a running DDT on George while Wench nails Craig with a swinging neckbreaker that elicits a big pop from the crowd. The crowd goes wild as Reaper grabs Gordie by the collar of his shirt and picks him up, slamming him down on the floor with an exploder suplex.

Mark Bishop: Exploder suplex on the floor!

Koko B. Ware: Poor Gordie! Reaper needs to be stopped before he tears up Gordie's ACL and MCL like Tom Brady!

Tammy Winters: Tom Brady?! Tony Romo owns his ass.

Koko B. Ware: And how many Super Bowls has Romo won? Oh yeah, that's right! None!

Tammy Winters: At least Romo isn't in denial about his parrot being dead!

Koko B. Ware: One more word about Frankie, and I'll slap your teeth out, bitch!

Mark Bishop: Hey, hey! Calm down!

Reaper picks Gordie up and holds him by the head in front of the fans, allowing them to knife edge chop Gordie, causing Gordie to scream like a girl. In the ring, the referee regains control after Gory and Wench nail both George and Craig with consecutive double hip tosses. George and Craig run over to their corner to regroup while Wench and Gory go over to their corner, talking it over as to who will be in the ring. Outside the ring, Reaper nails Gordie with a Soulnado on the floor, seemingly knocking him out. Reaper then goes over to his team's corner and insists on being in the ring.

Koko B. Ware: Oh, it's not good enough to beat up poor Gordie! Now he wants to hog the spotlight!

Mark Bishop: He just wants a chance to get back on George and Craig. After all, they were the ones that jumped him and took him out of the Texas Tag Title tournament to begin with.

George decides he'll be in the ring, but Craig insists he should be. After a minute of arguing, George obliges, allowing Craig to get in the ring. Craig walks in, but George sticks his foot out "accidentally"(on purpose), tripping Craig to the mat as the crowd laughs. Gory, Wench, Tanya and even Reaper laugh at the buffoonery. Craig jumps up and gets in George's face, yelling "What the hell are you doing?!" George throws his hands up in the air, claiming that it was an accident and that Craig needed to watch his step. Craig rolls his eyes and locks up with Reaper.

Mark Bishop: Craig with a side headlock on Reaper, but Reaper backs up against the ropes and pushes him off. Reaper ducks down, and a beautiful leap frog by Craig Mueller.

Instead of following through, Craig does the Rene Dupree dance, with his arms out stretched and hopping from one side to the other. George and Gordie yell at Craig to turn around. Craig turns around, and Reaper grabs him and throws him down with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Craig struggles to get to his knees, but Reaper runs at him and knocks him right back down with a Shining Wizard, kicking Craig in the face.

Mark Bishop: Reaper now makes the tag to Wench.

Koko B. Ware: And now Rumpelstiltskin enters the ring.

Tammy Winters: Are you making fun of Wench's height?

Koko B. Ware: Did you just use "Wench" and "height" in the same sentence?

Tammy Winters: You know, I might just take up your offer to go right here right now!

Mark Bishop: Alright! Let's stop it!

Wench picks Craig up, then pokes him in the eye to a big pop from the crowd. Wench follows up by grabbing Craig by the head, running, and bringing him down with a bulldog headlock. Wench now makes the tag to Gory. George yells at Craig for a tag, and Craig reluctantly tags George in, sarcastically saying "See if you can do any better," to which George shakes his head and rolls his eyes.

Mark Bishop: Koko, Tammy... the Sports Nutz seem to be getting along about as well as you two are.

Koko B. Ware: Got that right.

Tammy Winters: Amen to that. Hey, we agreed on something!

Mark, Koko and Tammy: UH OH!

George and Gory lock up. George gets the upper hand by belching in Gory's face, then nailing him with a clubbing blow to the back of the neck, sending Gory falling down face first. George picks Gory up and positions him in what looks to be an abdominal stretch, however he doesn't wrap the legs around. He lifts Gory up and brings him down with a pumphandle slam. Outside the ring, Craig is tending to Gordie, trying to help him up. But Gordie is STILL out cold from the Soulnado to the floor earlier in the match. Craig goes over to the bar and asks for a cup of water. He takes the cup, splashes the water on Gordie's face, waking him up. In the ring, George has Gory locked in a bearhug. Gory gouges George's eyes and brings him down with a DDT. Gory then makes a tag to Reaper. Reaper goes to pick George up, but George headbutts Reaper in the gut. George gets to his feet and follows up with a slap to Reaper's chest, causing the crowd to shout "WOOOOO!" George military presses Reaper over his head, and drops him down with a gorilla press slam. Gordie now insists on making a tag, and George obliges. Gordie runs in, stomps away at Reaper, then runs back over and tags George back in.

Mark Bishop: That cowardly greaseball.

Koko B. Ware: He's not a coward. He's smart.

Tammy Winters: If he was so smart, then how did he manage to lose majority ownership of SNW?

Koko B. Ware: Do you have to get the last word on everything, missy?!

George picks Reaper up and drags him over to the corner. George gets distracted as some random female in the crowd shouts at George to look her direction. Some of the male fans standing around her are distracted as well.

Mark Bishop: Hey, she looks familiar.

Tammy Winters: Holy crap, I know who that is! I used to work with her at the Ticket! That's Angie!

Koko B. Ware: I think you're right. I heard she just had a kid. She sure doesn't look like it!

Mark Bishop: The last time I saw her, Jared Steele nailed her with a spinebuster in the Texas version of PCW, and she hadn't been seen till now.

Koko B. Ware: What an idiot Jared was to do that.

Angie, wearing tight jeans and a white girls tank top that has the Ticket logo on it, is able to hop up on the apron because security is ogling her too. George seems a bit smitten by her. Craig and Gordie run into the ring to try to get George to pay attention, but Wench and Gory cut them off, tackling them to the mat. Gory picks Gordie up, knocking him out with a Gory Kick, while Wench knocks Craig out with a Twist of Fate, sending Craig rolling out of the ring. Tanya lightly slaps Reaper on the face, waking him up and helping him out of the corner. Wench and Gory work together to drag Gordie over to the corner. Meanwhile, Angie teases George a bit. The camera conveniently is now behind Angie as she takes her tank top completely off, her bare back to the camera as the crowd cheers loudly.

Koko B. Ware: Oh my, sweet lord of mercy!

Tammy Winters: Hey, what's she trying to upstage me for?!

Mark Bishop: Now I remember the two reasons I liked Angie.

Angie puts her top up against her chest, covering her up as she smiles at George and steps down off the apron. George decides to reciprocate by pulling his shorts down, revealing a green thong, causing the crowd to boo vehemently.

Mark Bishop: Dammit! Why can't the camera be to the other side now?!

Koko B. Ware: Oh dear god, I'm blind!

Tammy Winters: Now I know how Summer Sammartino felt!

George backs up, not realizing that Gordie is seated in the corner instead of Reaper, who is out of the ring, out of George's sight. He tells Angie to "Watch this, baby." Wench and Gory hold Gordie in place. He comes to, and sees George backing that ass up. Gordie screams like a girl, kicking his feet in a tantrum on the mat, begging for Wench and Gory to let him go, but they don't. George backs up and smothers Gordie's face with a Stinkface as the crowd is now cheering at the atrocity that's happening to Gordie. When George is done, he puts his shorts on and nods his head with a big grin on his face. Gordie breathes heavily and rapidly. Reaper then stands up and gets on the ring apron, grinning and waving at George. George looks over at Reaper, dumbfounded. He points at Reaper, then over to the corner. George then turns over to the corner and sees Gordie convulsing. Gordie staggers up, then just falls down as if he had a heart attack.

Mark Bishop: Well I know for a fact that the Excellent Gordie didn't suffer a heart attack, because he has no heart.

Koko B. Ware: This has to be the blackest day in the history of all professional wrestling.

Tammy Winters: A bigger tragedy then you being named as part of the broadcast team on Guys Night Out.

Koko B. Ware: One more word out of you...

Mark Bishop: C'mon, let's hold it! It's only the last match!

George freaks out, realizing that he just gave Gordie the Stinkface. Craig slowly gets back in the ring, and sees Gordie down and out. Craig yells at George, asking him what happened. George tries to explain himself, but Craig shoves George right into Dragon Sleeper from Reaper. Craig, realizing what he's done, goes to clothesline Reaper. But Reaper ducks and Gory meets Craig with a Gory Kick. Reaper then transitions out of the Dragon Sleeper and musters all of his strength to lift up George in a torture rack, then drops him down with a Reaper's Requiem. Reaper goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Into the Fire" blasts over the PA system.

Harry Sachs: Here are your winners, the team of Soul Reaper, and the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!

Mark Bishop: The Sports Nutz just couldn't get along tonight, and it cost them.

Koko B. Ware: This is more tragic than the story of Romeo and Juliet. The greatest tag teams in professional wrestling history seems to have been destroyed in one single night.

Tammy Winters: Greatest tag team in wrestling history? I think the Road Warriors might have something to say about that.

Reaper, Wench and Gory all laugh at the three stooges of SNW as they make their way to the back. Meanwhile, as "Into the Fire" dies down, Craig Mueller helps Gordon Heath back up inside the ring. George Dunpork tries to apologize to Gordie, but Craig shoves George. Furious, George goes to punch Craig, but Craig ducks, and George accidentally punches out Gordie, knocking him back down to the mat. Craig and George yell at each other, then proceed to slap fight each other.

Mark Bishop: To paraphrase Joey Styles... SLAP FIGHT! SLAP FIGHT!

Koko B. Ware: This can't be happening!

Tammy Winters: Haha! This is awesome!

SNW officials run down to the ring to try to separate George and Craig, but both Sports Nutz knock down the officials. George and Craig go back to yelling at each other, and slap fight each other some more.

Koko B. Ware: C'mon, guys!

Tammy Winters: This is better than Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt breaking up!

Koko B. Ware: That does it!

Koko throws off his headset and shoves Tammy Winters down, her headset coming off in the process. Koko walks over to her as she picks herself up and puts the badmouth to her. Tammy stands up and slaps Koko in the face, then kicks him in the groin, sending him down. She then storms off in a huff. The Sports Nutz' slap fight has now become a cat fight. Yes, two grown men in a cat fight. All of a sudden, Frankenstein Man and Reflecto, no doubt still angry over not winning the battle royal, appear. Frankenstein Man lumbers down to the ring, as Reflecto "clanks" down to the ring(although it's blatantly obvious that the clanking noises are dubbed in). They enter the ring and pick up the Sports Nutz, chokeslamming both of them. Dave Mason runs down to the ring with a lead pipe in hand, hitting Reflecto with it, causing him to "short circuit" and collapse to the mat. Frankenstein Man grabs Dave by the throat and chokeslams him. Syco Boy runs down to the ring, jumps onto the top rope, and comes diving off with a crossbody block, but Frankenstein Man "catches" him. The catch is so sloppy, to the point that FM almost drops Syco. FM picks Syco up and bodyslams him down to the mat. Fans begin throwing cups into the ring, angering Frankenstein Man.

Mark Bishop: Oh no, I'm not sure if that was a good idea, fans!

Frankenstein Man lumbers to the outside, grabbing a fan and bodyslamming him to the floor. He grabs two more fans and double chokeslams them. Frankenstein Man then grabs Harry Sachs, picks him up into a military press, and throws him into several fans, knocking them down.

Mark Bishop: Dear god! Frankenstein Man has snapped!

Frankenstein Man stomps out of the Curtain Club, bowling over fans on the way out. He turns around and big boots the camera man, sending him down, with the camera shot falling down with him and short circuiting out to end the show.