Guys Night Out-- 11/15/08, Grapevine Mills Mall!

[Hollywood]

Camera shot opens to a video montage set to the first WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. We see random footage of the Sports Nutz throwing people out of the Old Number Seven Club, with Gordon Heath taunting them... Xtreme Team diving off the roof of a random club in Dallas onto the Williams Brothers... Enigmah mooning the camera, although that shot only lasts a split second... and ending with Hellspawn standing tall on the roof of a random building, with the sky covered in the dead of night, and a light fog blowing by Hellspawn.

Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voice overs.

Mark Bishop: Tonight, on Guys Night Out, it's Natural Selection Revenge as Viper teams up with the newest SINner, Adriana Samu, to take on Mike and Marcus Williams!

Koko B. Ware: Noir takes on Derek Sitar in singles competition!

Tammy Winters: The Von Erich Memorial Title goes on the line as Omerta tries to regain the belt from Cyanide!

Mark Bishop: Enigmah, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy battle it out in a triple threat match!

Koko B. Ware: And Silvus takes on SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn, in a House of Horrors Match that we will see live via satellite! And due to a ruling by SNW co-owners Vince Bischoff and Gordon Heath, Silvus is now simply fighting for an opportunity to challenge for the Texas Championship!

Mark Bishop: All this and more on Guys Night Out!

Shot switches to the food court inside the Grapevine Mills Mall, which has been specially made to hold the event. All of the tables have been removed, and in their place are fans standing about, cheering like mad around the ring, with the only "barricade" being a thin rope that circles the ring. Two of the shops have been closed off, covered with curtains so that no one can see into them as these are being used as the "locker rooms."

Mark Bishop: We are live inside the food court of the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, Texas for Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, joined as always by "The Birdman" Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters!

Koko B. Ware: Mark, let me say that I'm shocked and appalled that Tammy is here in the booth tonight.

Tammy Winters: Now why do you say that, Koko?

Koko B. Ware: Because I thought for sure you'd be out and about blowing all your money inside the mall. And from what I hear, that's not the only thing you blow.

Tammy Winters: Oh you really want to go there, Koko?!

Koko B. Ware: Tammy, don't kid yourself. We all know the real reason you got the job here on Guys Night Out!

Mark Bishop, who's in between Tammy and Koko, somehow manages to keep them separated as Tammy tries to go after Koko. The two yell at each other until Mark shouts ''STOP IT! STOP IT! CALM DOWN!" They cool off and sit back down. "Sinner" by Drowning Pool blares over the PA, and Viper and Adriana Samu are walking out from one of the makeshift entrances as the crowd boos them out of the building. IP Freely, who's out amongst the people, rushes over to interview them.

Mark Bishop: Alright, IP Freely is going to try to get a word with Viper and Adriana Samu.

IP Freely: Miss Samu, you say that you turned your back on the Tru Playas because you have to look out for yourself. If you're looking out for yourself, doesn't that mean that you'll be turning against Viper at any moment?

Viper and Dria seem rather annoyed by IP Freely's line of questioning.

Viper: Mr. Freely, I've known you for quite some time, and I am not at all surprised by the stupidity of your question.

Adriana: Either that, or he's trying to drive a wedge between us.

IP Freely: I'm not trying to drive a wedge, just asking a legitimate...

Before he can finish, Dria kicks IP in the groin, then Viper nails him with a hard right hand punch, sending IP into a few innocent bystander fans, spilling beer everywhere. The fans who fall down with IP cheer like crazy for getting to feel as if they're part of the show as Viper and Dria continue their walk down to the ring.

Mark Bishop: Well up next, Viper and Adriana Samu do battle with the Williams Brothers!

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and we have a melee to start our program!

Koko B. Ware: Yeah, during the break, those big dumb oaf Williams Brothers came out and jumped Viper and the lovely Adriana Samu like the thugs they are!

The SNW Double Feature shows live action on the right, which shows Mike Williams trying to make Adriana Samu submit with an STF, with Samu refusing. On the left side, we see the replay of what happened during the commercial break, where the Williams Bros. ambush Viper and Dria, and highlights of the four of them brawling around ringside before getting into the ring.

Tammy Winters: I gotta say, Adriana Samu is one tough cookie to be able to hold her own in that brawl outside the ring with the Williams Brothers.

Koko B. Ware: And that's why Mike Williams can't get her to submit to the STF.

Mark Bishop: Back to live action, as Samu makes it to the ropes, and Mike has to let go of the hold.

Mike Williams picks Dria up and whips her into the ropes. Dria rebounds off the ropes, and Mike catches her, attempting a spinebuster. But as he spins around for the spinebuster, Dria counters with a DDT, driving Mike's head to the canvas. Mike rolls over and makes a tag to Marcus Williams as Samu jumps over to her corner and tags in Viper. Viper charges after Marcus Williams with a clothesline, but Marcus ducks under the clothesline.

Mark Bishop: Marcus now peppering Viper with lefts and rights, and a vicious side kick to Viper's face, knocking him down!

Tammy Winters: Could be a quick win for the Brothers Williams!

Mark Bishop: Marcus with a cover. ONE... TWO... But Adriana Samu runs in and breaks up the pin.

Koko B. Ware: Marcus Williams needs to quit jaw-jacking with Miss Samu and continue to work over Viper while he has the Ultimate SINner down.

Marcus picks Viper up, but Viper catches him with a punch to the midsection, followed by a gouge to the eyes. Viper follows that up with a bodyslam to Marcus, then points over to Dria. Dria teases as if she's about to moon the crowd, but refuses to do so, drawing immensely loud boos from the irate men in the audience.

Tammy Winters: She obviously doesn't have it because she won't flaunt it.

Koko B. Ware: Or maybe she's not a two bit slut unlike some people I know!

Mark Bishop: Koko, don't start!

Koko B. Ware: Oh, of course! Get on my case because I'm black!

Viper stomps away at Marcus, then delivers an elbow drop. Viper picks Marcus up and makes a tag to Dria. Viper picks Marcus up by the throat and slams him down with a Choke Toss as Dria climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Dria comes diving off the top turnbuckle, nailing Marcus with a Corkscrew Guillotine Leg Drop. Dria with a cover. ONE... TWO... Marcus kicks out with authority. Dria goes and runs towards the ropes as Marcus picks himself up. Dria rebounds off the ropes, but Marcus catches her with a powerslam to the canvas. ONE... TWO... Dria gets the shoulder up. Marcus makes the tag to Mike as Dria picks herself up.

Mark Bishop: Adriana Samu turns herself around, only to be knocked right back down with a double shoulder tackle by the Williams Brothers.

Mike picks Dria up in a Torture Rack, then spins her out and slams her down with a neckbreaker as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOHHHH!"

Mark Bishop: Torture Rack Neckbreaker by Mike Williams!

Koko B. Ware: How could he mistreat such a lovely lady?!

Tammy Winters: Lovely lady? She's a tramp!

Koko B. Ware: You would know.

Tammy Winters: Oh please!

Mike goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Dria gets the shoulder up. Mike picks Dria up and whips her into the corner, but she picks up her momentum and springboards off the turnbuckle and nails Mike in the face with a springboard side karate kick, sending him down to the mat. Dria makes a tag over to Viper, who nails Mike with an elbow drop across the back, not giving him a chance to tag out.

Mark Bishop: Viper doing a good job of cutting the ring off in half, keeping Mike Williams from being able to get to over to Marcus to make a tag.

Viper picks Mike up and double underhooks him, picks him up and drives him down facefirst with a double underhook facebuster. Viper with a cover. ONE... TWO... Marcus breaks up the pin attempt and is sent back to his corner as referee Danny Travers admonishes him. Viper locks Mike in a reverse chinlock in an attempt to wear him down.

Mark Bishop: Referee Danny Travers now checking in to see if Mike Williams is out.

Koko B. Ware: If his arm goes down three times, it's over.

Tammy Winters: It goes down once.

Mark Bishop: The referee lift's Mike's arm a second time, and it goes down.

Koko B. Ware: If it drops here, it's over.

Mark Bishop: And his arm... NO! Mike is able to barely keep his arm up, and now the crowd rallies behind him as he tries to fight his way up.

The crowd chants "GO MIKE, GO! GO MIKE, GO!" as Mike Williams fights his way back up to his feet, with Viper keeping the chinlock on him. Mike back to his feet, and he brings Viper down with a reverse jawbreaker. Viper holds onto his mouth and falls down to make a tag to Dria. Mike makes it over to his corner to tag in Marcus, who charges in to a big pop from the crowd. Dria charges at Marcus, but he picks her up, spins her around and slams her down with a spinning sidewalk slam. Viper back up, but Marcus clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside as the crowd cheers loudly.

Mark Bishop: Marcus Williams is in like a house of fire!

Koko B. Ware: And sadly, I don't think Adriana has the fire extinguisher to put him out.

Tammy Winters: She's getting back to her feet.

Mark Bishop: But not for long as Marcus nails her with an Impaler DDT! Marcus with a cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! How did Adriana Samu kick out!

Koko B. Ware: Sheer determination, that's how.

Marcus picks Dria up and holds her up in the air for over thirty seconds in a stalled vertical suplex position, then brings her down hard with the suplex. He goes for a cover again. ONE... TWO... Dria gets the shoulder up. Marcus goes to pick Dria up, but she grabs him by the trunks and snaps them onto his stomach, stinging him. He screams in pain as he makes a tag to Mike.

Koko B. Ware: Haha! The People Pleaser!

Tammy Winters: The People Pleaser?

Mike runs into the ring, but Dria catches him flush in the jaw with a crescent kick, knocking him down. Dria runs to the corner and jumps up to the turnbuckles. She does an "Eddie Guerrero shuffle" on the top turnbuckle, then delivers a Frog Splash onto Mike, which actually gets a nice pop from the crowd. Viper is back to the apron after shaking the cobwebs off and asks to be tagged in. Dria tags him in as Mike gets back to his feet. Viper charges in and knocks the wind out of Mike with Clothesline From Hell.

Mark Bishop: Viper Line from the Ultimate SINner to Mike Williams!

Viper goes to pick up Mike Williams. Meanwhile, no one seems to notice Dria sneaking around to the Williams Bros. corner. Before Marcus can get in the ring to help his brother, Dria grabs him by the feet and drops him down facefirst onto the apron, sending him to the floor as he's been seemingly knocked out. Meanwhile, in the ring...

Mark Bishop: Venomizer!

Koko B. Ware: That's all she wrote!

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... THREE!

"Sinner" blares over the PA as the crowd boos in response to Viper and Dria winning. As the Williams Bros. roll to the outside and are helped to the back, Dria hops into Viper's arms, then Viper places her on his shoulder as they hold their hands up in victory.

Harry Sachs: Your winners of the match, Viper and Adriana Samu!

Tammy Winters: Look out!

Mark Bishop: Stank Lovve just clipped Viper, sending Adriana Samu crashing down to the mat as Viper falls down with her!

Koko B. Ware: That no good ni...

Mark Bishop: Whoa! I know this is cable and all, Koko, but please!

Stank Lovve, DevilDog, Candy Lovve and Cerise Richardson are all in the ring. Cerise and Candy are kicking away at Dria, while Stank and DevilDog do a number on Viper. Out of nowhere, Stank gets leveled from behind with a steel chair to the back by a large blonde headed gentleman, while a large black man waffles DevilDog with a chair to the skull!

Mark Bishop: What the hell?!

Tammy Winters: Who let those fans into the ring?!

Koko B. Ware: Those aren't fans, Tammy! The blonde man is Doomsday, and the black man is C-Pac! Ladies and gentlemen, the SINdicate is here and committing sins here in SNW! Hahaha!

Mark Bishop: Candy Lovve and Cerise Richardson rush over to check on Stank Lovve and DevilDog as C-Pac, Doomsday, Viper and Adriana Samu leave the ring, all of them raising each other's hands as if they won some big prize!

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[Hollywood]

"Slither" by Velvet revolver begins to blast over the loudspeakers as Derek Sitar walks out from behind the entrance curtain. The crowd erupts in boos as he flaunts off his chest by moving his white jacket to the side.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Beverly Hills, California weighing in at 225 pounds, Derek Sitar!

Derek strolls down towards the ring, bad mouthing the people he walks past. Sitar walks up the ring steps and slowly enters threw the middle rope.

Mark Bishop: The self proclaimed "Hollywood Highlight" is so great that he didn't even bother to comment on his match over the last couple of weeks.

Koko B. Ware: Oh he was probably busy with autograph signings and making movies.

Tammy Winters: Don't be making excuses. He could've gone out and bought a webcam, assuming he makes as much money as he claims and put something up on Youtube or Dailymotion or what have you and said something about the match.

Derek walks across the ring and climbs up to the second turnbuckle and moves his arms across his stomach and up his chest, trying to make all the other people watching jealous. He then hops down and takes off his jacket and hands it to the ref who carefully takes it out of the ring and lays it by the timekeeper. Derek then stretches his arms out on the ropes as the music cuts. "Run" by Snow Patrol is heard coming from the speakers, followed by a wolf howl. A man covered in a black mantel comes from behind one of the entrance curtains, looking down at the ground.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent hailing for Sicily, Italy weighing in at 220 pounds, Noir!

Tammy Winters: And Noir, set to make his debut here, and according to him, SNW has changed the name of this show.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on now, Tammy. Some idiot stooge behind the scenes probably told Noir the wrong show name to make him look stupid.

Mark Bishop: Or maybe he's the bastard son of Sid Vicious.

Koko B. Ware: Hey, he does have half the brains that you do, you know.

Noir starts his walk toward the ring without caring much about the fan reaction, which seem to be mostly boos, but there are a few cheers sprinkled in. The black mantel is thrown away. As soon as the music dies down, Noir slides in the ring sitting in one of the turnbuckles, staring toward Derek, then jumps off the turnbuckle.

Tammy W: They're both pretty hot guys you know!

Koko B: Is that the only reason you do this job? To slob over the men in the ring? What a hussy!

Tammy W: Shut up and do your job for once.

Mark Bishop: Hey now people, calm down and let's call the match, which starts off with a nice takedown by Noir.

Derek runs at Noir but Noir steps to one side and trips Derek up. Derek quickly jumps back to his feet, then trash talks Noir, who shakes his head before sending a knee shot hard into the midsection of Derek, which makes the crowd pop a cheer as he does it for a second and third time.

Tammy W: Both of these men are wanting to look better here, as they are both debuting in the same match!

Koko B: Hey Mark, she finally showed some intelligence, shocking.

Mark Bishop: Now really Koko, that is a bit big headed.

Noir now sends a few lefts and rights to the face of Derek, then nails him with a Dragon Suplex. Noir picks Derek up and locks up behind him, bringing Derek's left arm down low and bridging back with a Japanese Ocean Suplex to "OOOOHs" and "AAAAHs" from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Noir could have it here! ONE... TWO... NO! Derek kicks out right in time!

Koko B: And Derek nails Noir with a Palm Strike from out of nowhere!

Mark B: And an Exploder Suplex with a pin! ONE... Noir kicks out at one!

Tammy W: Noir seems to be dominating the early going, no matter what Derek does!

Derek with a belly to belly suplex on Noir. Derek backs up as Noir gets to his hands and knees. Derek runs at him and goes for the Fame and Glory(MVP's Drive By Kick), but Noir grabs a hold of Derek's foot and takes him down to the canvas. Noir then picks Derek up again before Irish whipping him into the ropes. On the come back, Noir goes to clothesline Derek, but he ducks it so Noir turns around and runs at Derek taking him down with a bulldog.

Koko B: Noir just isn't letting Derek get any offense in at all, clever guy!

Mark Bishop: Indeed.

Noir waits for Derek to slowly get to his feet. Derek out of nowhere finds the energy to run at Noir and spear him into a turnbuckle. He sends a boot the stomach of Noir, but Noir then pushes him away and sends a big boot to the face of Derek before getting onto the top of a turnbuckle he leaps off and sends Derek to the canvas with a missile drop kick to his head.

Tammy W: Man, that has to hurt.

Koko B: Well, he did just get kicked in the face, of course it will hurt.

Noir pulls Derek to his feet and sends a few more punches to his face and gut before setting him up for a powerbomb and sending him to the canvas again. Noir waits for Derek to get to his feet. Derek tries to punch Noir, but he easily dodges the punch, then takes him down with a T-bone Suplex, sending him to the canvas, then goes for the pin.

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... Not quite three.

Derek just gets a shoulder up and Noir stares at the ref in disbelief who shrugs his shoulders. Noir pulls Derek to his feet once again and sends a boot to his gut before setting him up with another powerbomb. Noir then sends angry stomps to the gut of Derek.

Koko B: When will this madness end?!

Noir then gets onto a turnbuckle, his back to Derek, and leaps off hitting Derek with The First Human Disaster(Top Rope Moonsault into a Leg Drop), then goes for the pin again.

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... THREE! He got it!

Tammy B: Hot and good in the ring, yummy.

Koko: You just can't help yourself can you?

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match, Noir!

Mark Bishop: Impressive debut showing for Noir, who's on his way to the back. And I understand that our newest broadcast colleague, Luna Vachon, is standing by to interview the winner, Noir.

Camera cuts over to outside the ring, where Luna is standing by to interview Noir, who's walking toward her.

Luna Vachon: Thank you, Mark. Noir congra...

Noir: OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!

Noir shoves Luna down to the floor and just walks to the back, drawing the ire of the fans at ringside, but also some cheers from the more sick and deranged fans.

Koko B: Hahahaha! Things sure haven't changed from our days at WCE, have they, Mark?

Mark Bishop: Well it is quite unfortunate circumstances for Luna, who wasn't even in Noir's way.

Tammy W: What a pig, shoving a woman down to the floor like that!

Mark Bishop: And it looks like Luna won't give up, as she's picked herself up and has gone into the ring to try to get a word with Derek Sitar, who's getting back up.

Luna: Derek, tonight just didn't seem to be your night. What's in the future for you now?

Derek is picking himself up and just now sees Luna. Derek sees her face and is frightened to all holy hell.

Derek Sitar: Jeez, lady, if you can even call yourself that! I could only imagine how much uglier you'd be if I wore glasses!

Luna cackles in that hyena-sounding voice of hers. Derek seems to have heard all he can stand.

Derek: As long as ugly bitches like you are around, I'm out of SNW! Now outta my way, bitch!

Derek shoves Luna down to the canvas, drawing mostly boos, but also a few cheers from the crowd as he storms out of SNW.

"Holding Out For A Hero" plays as the following video montage is played.

Throughout history, many have claimed to be heroes.

Some truly were heroes.



Others, however, were figments of man's imagination to deceive the masses and take their money.





Many wrestlers in SNW have defrauded the fans, claiming to be heroes.

However, one man is on his way to SNW to truly save the fans and SNW itself.

On November 23, 2008, Mike Rutherford debuts on SNW Onslaught![/color]

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[Hollywood]

"Super Hero" by Jane's Addiction blasts over the PA, and the crowd doesn't seem to know how to react at first. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks out, and the crowd erupts with tremendously loud boos. He walks down to the ring, when out of nowhere, Criss Cassidy jumps him from behind with a clothesline to the back that knocks him down to the floor as the crowd cheers loudly.

Koko B. Ware: What's with everyone jumping people from behind tonight?!

Tammy Winters: Must be the sunspots.

Koko B. Ware: It's after Midnight! How could it be sunspots you airhead?!

Mark Bishop: Maybe it was moonspots.

Criss picks Kid Thunder up and delivers a series of knife edge chops, turning his chest red. Criss grabs Kid Thunder's vest over his head, punching away at his head with a flurry of right hand punches, then throwing the vest down. Kid Thunder answers with a kick to the family jewels, sending Criss down to the floor in the fetal position. Kid throws his bandana out into the crowd, then picks Criss back up and drags him to the ringside area and rolls Criss into the ring. Kid Thunder rolls in and goes for a cover... ONE... TWO... Criss kicks out.

Tammy Winters: Wait a second! Enigmah hasn't made it out here yet!

Koko B. Ware: Kid Thunder is a genius! Trying to win the match before she gets out here since it's first fall to a finish!

Mark Bishop: She better hurry and finish getting ready!

Kid Thunder picks Criss up and attempts a snap suplex, but Criss blocks it and slams Kid back with a snap suplex of his own, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder kicks out. Finally, Enigmah runs out from behind one of the entrance curtains and runs down to the ring. She had time to get her jeans on, but not enough time to find a shirt, so she only has a bra for a top, getting a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Oh my!

Koko B. Ware: Lord have mercy!

Tammy Winters: She just has on jeans and a bra!

Koko B. Ware: Too bad she didn't get out here sooner. We could've seen her wrestling naked!

Mark Bishop: Koko!

Enigmah runs to the ring, hops on the apron and immediately jumps onto the top turnbuckle. She dives off and takes both Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy down with a flying double clothesline. Kid Thunder back up, but Enigmah knocks him back down with a dropkick. Enigmah turns around, and Criss takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker. Criss with a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah kicks out. Criss goes to pick Enigmah up, but Kid Thunder jumps over Criss and brings him down with a sunset flip.

Mark Bishop: Sunset flip! ONE... TWO... Enigmah breaks up the count with a dropkick to the back of Kid Thunder.

Kid Thunder picks himself up, but Enigmah takes him down with a side belly to belly suplex. Enigmah with a cover. ONE... TWO... And Criss Cassidy breaks it up. Enigmah shoots up and pushes Criss back hard, yelling at him and asking what he thinks he's doing. Kid Thunder rolls her up, but Criss immediately breaks it up, not allowing referee Mike Croft to get a count off. Kid Thunder shoots up and shoves Criss rather hard as well, yelling at him. Criss answers with a stiff forearm shot that knocks Kid Thunder down, drawing a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Enigmah's back up, and now it looks like she's talking over strategy with Criss Cassidy.

Koko B. Ware: Just a few minutes ago, she was ready to wish death on him!

Tammy Winters: Hey, smart thinking for the two of them to take out Kid Thunder first.

Criss and Enigmah pick Kid Thunder up and whip him into the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes, and they pick him up by the legs and drive him down facefirst with a modified double flapjack. Enigmah and Criss are back up, but Criss quickly grabs her from behind and brings her down with an inverted DDT, and there are boos coming from the fans now.

Tammy Winters: What a turncoat he turned out to be.

Koko B. Ware: Well it's everyone for themselves in a match like this.

Mark Bishop: And with the first person to get a fall winning the match, the backstabbing will only get worse.

Criss picks Enigmah up and brings her right back down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Criss turns around, and Kid Thunder snaps up and takes him down with a snap hurricanrana. Enigmah is back to her feet, and Kid Thunder kicks her in the gut. He wrenches her arm, then knocks her down with a standing mule kick. Criss back up, and Kid Thunder scoops him up and bodyslams him to the canvas, followed by a series of three consecutive leg drops. Kid Thunder with a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah breaks it up. Enigmah picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. Kid Thunder off the rebound and Enigmah attempts a standing clothesline, but Kid Thunder ducks and runs to the opposite ropes. Enigmah turns around, only for Kid Thunder to knock her down with a running back elbow off the rebound. Kid Thunder turns around, and Criss Cassidy knocks him down from out of nowhere with a Pele Kick to the mush as the crowd cheers.

Koko B. Ware: Talk about fairweather fans! They booed Criss Cassidy when he took down Enigmah, but now that he takes down Alex Daniels, they cheer like mad!

Mark Bishop: Welcome to the world of indy wrestling, Koko.

Tammy Winters: Look at that! Criss Cassidy is going to the top rope!

Criss climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Enigmah is back up and runs up to the turnbuckle, hitting Criss with several forearm shots, stunning him. Enigmah sets him up for a superplex, but Kid Thunder is back up as well and gets under Enigmah. As Engimah brings Criss Cassidy down with a superplex, Kid Thunder brings her down with a powerbomb at the same time as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOHHHH!" Both Criss and Enigmah are knocked, and Kid Thunder is picking himself back up. He quickly covers Enigmah. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! She gets the shoulder up. So Kid Thunder quickly makes a cover on Criss Cassidy. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! He gets the shoulder up as well!

Mark Bishop: Alex Daniels pounds the mat in frustration and is now arguing with referee Mike Croft.

Koko B. Ware: Well can you blame him? Mike Croft has been counting pretty slow for Alex throughout this match.

Tammy Winters: He has not!

Enigmah back to her feet, but Kid Thunder sweep kicks her right back down. Criss Cassidy is back up as well, but Kid Thunder grabs a hold of him and slams him down with a Sambo Suplex. Kid Thunder lifts his arms up to the heavens as if to be offering praise and lifts his head up as the crowd boos him out of the building. Kid Thunder just laughs the boos off as he goes over to the corner and begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. He dives off the top turnbuckle and attempts a flying elbow drop on Criss, but Criss rolls out of the way and Kid Thunder crashes onto the canvas.

Tammy Winters: The sexist pig took a big gamble and it bit him in the ass!

Mark Bishop: Criss Cassidy picks Kid Thunder up and delivers a fantastic looking Russian Leg Sweep.

Enigmah back to her feet, but Cassidy sees her and takes her down with a roundhouse kick. Cassidy goes to climb the top turnbuckle and dives off, attempting a Frog Splash, but Kid Thunder rolls out of the way as Cassidy crashes to the mat as well.

Koko B. Ware: Criss Cassidy must've been having impure thoughts about Enigmah, because God wasn't with him on that Frog Splash.

Enigmah is back to her feet again, and goes to lock in a figure four on Criss, but he reverses it into a small package roll up. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder breaks it up. Kid Thunder runs to the ropes as Criss and Enigmah get back to their feet. Kid Thunder rebounds off the ropes and jumps into the air to hit Criss with a Leg Lariat, but Criss ducks and Kid Thunder nails Enigmah with the Leg Lariat. Kid Thunder looks down at her and shrugs as if to say "Oh well." Kid Thunder turns around, and Criss attempts a clothesline, but Kid Thunder ducks under. Criss turns around, and Kid Thunder jumps in the air and knocks Criss down with a Step Up Enziguri to the back of the head.

Mark Bishop: Alex Daniels goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Somehow, some way, Criss Cassidy got his shoulder up at two and three quarters!

Kid Thunder argues with the ref again, allowing Criss to get back to his feet and grab him by the waist, slamming him down with a German Suplex. But he doesn't let go, instead getting up while holding Kid Thunder by the waist, then slams him down again with a second German Suplex. Again, Criss holds on, gets up and delivers a third and final German Suplex.

Mark Bishop: Triple German Suplex by Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Even suplexes come in threes.

Tammy Winters: Criss better turn around because Enigmah's getting back to her feet!

Criss gets up, but before he even has a chance to turn around, Enigmah takes him down with an inverted DDT. Enigmah is getting back to her feet as Kid Thunder is back up. He charges at Enigmah and goes for a spinning heel kick, but she ducks and he nails the ref by accident, knocking him down to the canvas.

Tammy Winters: Oh no! Now we don't have a referee!

Koko B. Ware: Now these three can do whatever the hell they want!

Mark Bishop: We're going to need to get another referee out there quickly!

Enigmah goes to check on the referee, but Kid Thunder grabs her by the head and delivers a snap suplex as the crowd boos him yet again. Another referee sprints down to the ring to check on the ref. With the first ref completely out of it, the second ref takes over as Kid Thunder locks in a Sharpshooter on Enigmah. The ref goes down to see if she gives up, but she refuses. Criss is back to his feet, runs at Kid Thunder and clotheslines him, knocking him down as he releases the Sharpshooter at the same time. Meanwhile, the first referee is showing a little sign of life.

Mark Bishop: Criss Cassidy picks Alex Daniels up for what seems to be a vertical suplex... NO! Brainbuster by Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Now he should cover him.

Tammy Winters: Looks like he's going to the air instead.

Koko B. Ware: What an idiot! I guess God told him to go the top rope.

Criss dives off the top turnbuckle and nails The Nightmare(Shooting Star Press) on Kid Thunder. Criss goes for a cover, but Enigmah has come to life and covers on top of Criss Cassidy. The second ref goes to make the count, but so does the first... ONE... TWO... THREE! The bell sounds as Enigmah and Criss get off of Kid Thunder. The second ref raises Criss Cassidy's hand in the air as "Second Coming" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match...

Mark Bishop: Wait a second! The original referee just pulled Criss Cassidy's hand down and said something to the replacement referee, and now he's raising Enigmah's hand.

Tammy Winters: And now her music is playing.

Harry Sachs: Your winner...

Koko B. Ware: Wait a second, the replacement ref is waving it off, and the music just stopped playing.

Mark Bishop: Enigmah and Criss Cassidy are standing by, waiting on a decision as the two referees try to talk it out.

Tammy Winters: Seems to me that the original referee only saw Engimah making a pin, while the replacement official saw Criss Cassidy.

Koko B. Ware: He must be stupid if he didn't see Enigmah on top there!

The officials continue to talk things over as Enigmah and Criss Cassidy yell at them to hurry up with a decision. Kid Thunder is back up, and is yelling at both officials, citing bad officiating screwing him over. Enigmah responds with a kick to the family jewels and a Niggy Stunner to a deafening roar from the crowd. The referees finally come to an agreement and raise both Enigmah and Criss Cassidy's hands as they look puzzled. The first ref walks over to Harry Sachs, who comes near the ropes to hear the decision.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, your co-winners of the match, Enigmah and Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Co-winners?! What kind of crap is that?!

Mark Bishop: Well it goes without saying, I doubt this is the last time any of these three wrestlers square off.

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[Hollywood]

"Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man says if I live I will kill you.
If I die you are forgiven.
Such as the rule of honor."

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"Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the PA as the fans standing all around ringside in the food court area erupt in loud cheers. Omerta, looking very intimidating, comes out of the one of the closed off shops, wearing jean shorts and a Lamb of God T-shirt with no sleeves.

Harry Sachs: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Von Erich Memorial Championship! First the challenger, from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 pounds, Omerta!

Mark Bishop: It's been over a month since Cyanide stole the belt from Omerta.

Koko B. Ware: Stole it?!

Tammy Winters: Well he did spit that green stuff in his eyes.

Koko B. Ware: First of all, bimbo, that "stuff" is called green mist. Second of all, it's not recorded in the record books how Cyanide won the belt, just that he won it. So there!

Omerta enters the ring as his theme song dies down. "Cyanide" by Metallica blasts over the PA, and Cyanide, wearing the Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around his waist, comes from out of another closed off shop as the fans boo him.

Harry Sachs: His opponent, from San Jose, California and weighing 225 pounds, the Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide!

Mark Bishop: And Cyanide doesn't even get a chance to enter the ring as Omerta runs and dives over the top ropes and crashes onto him on the outside!

Koko B. Ware: That's not fair!

Tammy Winters: Well it's not fair when Cyanide spews that green "mist."

The fans go wild as Omerta and Cyanide are down. Omerta is the first one back to his feet and he picks Cyanide up by the head and rams his head into the ring apron. Referee Mike Croft gets out of the ring and yells at Omerta to bring it into the ring so that the match can be officially underway. Omerta with a snap suplex on the hard floor, and Cyanide holds the small of his back in pain as Omerta gets back into the ring. The ref admonishes Omerta, then goes back to the outside to help Cyanide up.

Mark Bishop: Cyanide getting back to his feet as he takes his championship belt off and hands it to the referee.

Tammy Winters: And Cyanide's a bit hesitant to get back into the ring.

Koko B. Ware: Well gee, I wonder why?! It couldn't possibly be because Omerta's going to ambush him like a coward!

The ref orders Omerta to back off and he does. Cyanide hesitantly gets back into the ring, as does the ref. The ref holds the belt up in the air, then orders for the bell to be rung to signify the official beginning of the match. Omerta charges at Cyanide, but Cyanide leap frogs over him. Cyanide goes for a dropkick as Omerta's about to rebound off the ropes, but Omerta holds onto the ropes and Cyanide crashes down to the canvas. Omerta nails Cyanide with an elbow drop and a quick cover. ONE... kickout.

Mark Bishop: You're not putting Cyanide away that easily.

Koko B. Ware: Yeah, considering he's the champion and all.

Tammy Winters: Whoa! He almost got decapitated with that big boot!

Cyanide struggles to make it to his feet as Omerta rebounds off the ropes. He goes for a boot to the head, but Cyanide sidesteps him and kick-sweeps him down to the canvas. Cyanide follows that up by running to the ropes, rebounding off and hitting a Shining Elbow Drop onto Omerta.

Mark Bishop: Shades of the Great Muta with that Shining Elbow Drop.

Cyanide stomps away at Omerta, who's attempting to fight his way back up. Cyanide runs and rebounds off the ropes as Omerta gets to his knees, then nails him in the head with a Shining Wizard to the head.

Tammy Winters: I think Omerta might've lost a tooth.

Koko B. Ware: He could've lost his head for all I care.

Mark Bishop: Koko!

Koko B. Ware: What? I can't help it that I hate Omerta.

Cyanide picks Omerta up and whips him into the corner. Cyanide charges at Omerta and jumps up in the air, attempting a leg lariat in the corner, but Omerta gets out of the way just in time and Cyanide crashes into the turnbuckle posts and falls onto the canvas.

Mark Bishop: And just like that the tide of this match has shifted.

Koko B. Ware: Now is Omerta's time to capitalize on that mistake by Cyanide.

Tammy Winters: Those elbow shots into the shoulder is a good start for Omerta.

Omerta follows up with a Dangerous DDT. Omerta with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Cyanide gets the shoulder up.

Mark Bishop: Omerta so close to regaining the Von Erich Memorial Title!

Omerta pounds the mat in frustration and argues with the ref about the count, turning his back to Cyanide. Cyanide takes advantage and rolls Omerta up into a school boy pin. ONE... TWO... Omerta kicks out. Both men back up, but Omerta knocks Cyanide down to the mat with a huge headbutt. Omerta picks Cyanide up and drives him down headfirst with a Modified Piledriver.

Mark Bishop: The 11th Hour! ONE... TWO... Wait just a second. I think Omerta wants to punish Cyanide a little bit more.

Koko B. Ware: This is a big mistake. He had the title won!

Tammy Winters: Well I can't blame him considering how Cyanide stole the belt from him.

Koko B. Ware: He didn't steal it. He beat Omerta in the ring and won the title.

Omerta hooks Cyanide into a front facelock and lifts him up in the air, then drives his head down with a brainbuster to a loud roar from the crowd!

Mark Bishop: The Sacrament! Omerta with a cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Koko B. Ware: What?!

Tammy Winters: Just like that, Omerta's gotten his belt back!

Harry Sachs: Your winner and new Von Erich Memorial Champion, Omerta!

"Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the PA as the ref hands Omerta his belt. Omerta, putting his foot onto Cyanide's chest, stands up and holds the belt proudly up in the air as the crowd cheers him on.

Mark Bishop: Omerta has won back what was rightfully his!.... What?.... OK, I understand there's a disturbance outside the Grapevine Mills Mall!

Shot opens outside the Gameworks entrance of Grapevine Mills Mall, where Dredd and Soul Reaper are fighting it out. Security is trying to break them up, but Dredd and Reaper throw them off for their efforts.

Mark Bishop: Dear lord! A brawl has broken out between Soul Reaper and Dredd!

Koko B. Ware: And Dredd just drove Soul Reaper's head into the concrete with a DDT from out of nowhere!

Soul Reaper seems to be lifeless, lying down facefirst on the concrete as Dredd stands over him. The people standing by rush in to check on him as Dredd just continues to stand over him.

Dredd: Next time, stay out of my way.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: It's now time for the match that was supposed to happen at Natural Selection between Hellspawn and Silvus.

Koko B. Ware: I think Hellspawn used his father's death to keep his title and that's just wrong.

Tammy Winters: I can't believe you just said that!

Mark Bishop: Thank god it's well past Midnight and we're on cable, otherwise this show would've been thrown off the air a long time ago!

The scene goes to an abandoned house. The camera goes to a split screen in front of two doors. A noise is heard as the two doors open and Hellspawn and Silvus walk out of separate rooms in the house. Hellspawn looks around the house and heads down a hallway. He stands at the end of the hallway and notices Silvus at the other end of the hallway. The screen goes back to one shot as Hellspawn and Silvus start advancing toward each other. The two start trading rights and lefts until Hellspawn buries a knee in Silvus' gut. Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the head and slams it into the wall, putting a hole in it. Hellspawn continues to slam Silvus' head into the wall as he walks down the hallway. Hellspawn lifts Silvus up and bodyslams him onto the floor, then stomps Silvus several times and starts heading for a set of stairs at the other end of the hallway, but Silvus grabs him by the legs and trips him up. Hellspawn turns around and Silvus charges him but Hellspawn catches him with a back drop. Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the head and starts bouncing it off the floor. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to the stairs and lifts him up trying to throw him over the railing. Silvus slips off the back and when Hellspawn turns around Silvus kicks Hellspawn in the gut followed by a DDT.

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn was going to kill Silvus if he could have thrown over that railing.

Koko B. Ware: He told Silvus he would do anything to win this match.

Tammy Winters: Silvus is prepared to do the same thing as he told me he would do anything to win this match.

Mark Bishop: And thanks to Vince Bischoff, if Silvus wins, he only regains his shot at the Texas Championship instead of winning it.

Silvus pulls Hellspawn to his feet and positions him in front of the steps and dropkicks him in the chest, sending Hellspawn down the steps backwards. Silvus walks down the steps to the platform Hellspawn is laying on and grabs him up by the head and slams his head into the railing. Hellspawn stumbles down a few steps as Silvus comes from behind and flips him over the railing sending him to the floor below. Silvus walks down the steps and stands over Hellspawn, who isn't moving. Silvus goes to step over Hellspawn but Hellspawn grabs his foot. Silvus turns back toward Hellspawn and stomps him in the face. Silvus pulls Hellspawn to his feet and whips him into a wall, sending him through the wall and into the kitchen. Silvus walks through the hole in the wall and grabs a frying pan off the stove and slams it into Hellspawn's face as he gets to his feet. Silvus drops the frying pan and goes to pull Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn hits a low blow on Silvus. Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the waist of his pants and sends him face first into the edge of the kitchen counter. Hellspawn gets to his feet and wipes the blood from his face. Hellspawn rolls Silvus over and blood is gushing from his head.

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn is busted open but Silvus has a gaping hole in his head.

Koko B. Ware: Well Hellspawn has this match in the bag now.

Tammy Winters: You might be right cause Silvus may pass out from blood loss.

Hellspawn opens the refrigerator door and kicks the door off the hinges. Hellspawn lifts the door over his head and slams it down on Silvus. Hellspawn looks around the kitchen and opens the cabinets. Hellspawn reaches in the cabinets and pulls out a chain that was in there. Hellspawn wraps the chain around his fist and when Silvus pushes the door off himself, Hellspawn drops the fist wrapped with the chain across his face. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and chokes him from behind. Silvus tries to fight it but do to the blood loss he starts to fade. Hellspawn drops a lifeless Silvus to the floor and gets a smile on his face. Hellspawn walks out of the kitchen as the camera follows him. Hellspawn notices the front door and start to head to it. Hellspawn starts to unlock the locks when a vase hits him in the side of the head. Hellspawn collapses from the impact. The camera spins around and Silvus is seen lying on the floor next to a little table.

Mark Bishop: How bad does Silvus want this?

Koko B. Ware: Doesn't matter. Hellspawn will find away to win.

Tammy Winters: Right now this is anybody's match.

Silvus grabs a curtain hanging in front of a window and rips it down. Silvus rolls it up and wraps it around his head trying to slow the bleeding from his head. Silvus gets to his feet but is turned inside out from a clothesline from Hellspawn. Hellspawn lifts Silvus and and hits a powerbomb onto the floor. Hellspawn pulls Silvus up and walks him to the front door and slams him head first into the heavy door. Hellspawn pulls Silvus away from the door and back toward the living room. Hellspawn pulls Silvus up and sends him flying over a couch. Hellspawn walks around the couch and Silvus takes him down with a desperation spear. Silvus gets to his feet slowly and pulls Hellspawn up and locks him in a full nelson. Silvus lifts Hellspawn up and slams him through a glass table near the couch. Silvus grabs a piece of glass and tries to stab it into Hellspawn's face, but Hellspawn grabs Silvus hand and blocks it. Silvus gets the glass right next to Hellspawn cheek and yanks up, slashing open Hellspawn face. Silvus drops the piece of glass and pulls Hellspawn up and hits a backbreaker on Hellspawn, using the edge of the couch. Silvus walks toward the front door and unlocks the last locks and opens it. Silvus goes to step out of the house but Hellspawn dives and grabs Silvus by the foot. Silvus tries to drag Hellspawn out the door, but Hellspawn is too much weight to drag. Silvus kicks Hellspawn in the head and places his head in between the door and the door jam. Silvus slams the door onto Hellspawn head. Silvus pulls Hellspawn up and hits the Retribution Slam on Hellspawn. Silvus looks down on a unconscious Hellspawn and walks out the door to the waiting ref who raises his hand.

Mark Bishop: He's done it! Now on the 23rd, Silvus gets a title shot.

Koko B. Ware: Well I hope both these guys are able to compete after this match.

Tammy Winters: Both men gave all they had.

Silvus collapses to the ground as EMTs rush him and Hellspawn. The show ends with the shot of EMTs checking Hellspawn and Silvus.