Guys Night Out-- 12/6/08, Humperdink's!

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Soul Reaper brawling with various random bar patrons inside the Lizard Lounge; Xtreme Team and the Alley Ratz diving off a bar and onto Kobra's Law and the Williams Brothers inside the Glass Cactus; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; and ending with Silvus standing on a rooftop, with cloud-like smoke blowing by him as he holds a baseball bat in his right hand(the viewer's left), and holding his newly won SNW Texas Championship belt up in the air with his left hand(the viewer's right).



Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop and Koko B. Ware providing the voice overs.

Mark Bishop: Tonight, on Guys Night Out, we head into It's Christmas Dammit! with a jam packed card, and we kick it off with two new SNW wrestlers duking it out as Xavier Cross takes on Jack Clinton!

Koko B. Ware: Plus, Mike Rutherford looks to redeem himself as he takes on Eric Reynolds!

Mark Bishop: Sean O'Brien is out to prove that MMA is superior to pro wrestling, but will Extrano derail him when they meet up tonight?

Koko B. Ware: Speaking of derailment, Kobra's Law looks to derail Xtreme Team from the Texas Championship picture! And what will happen outside the ring with Adriana Samu and Sara Cannady out at ringside?

Mark Bishop: In a three on two handicap match, Omerta and Rick Roll team up to take on three people who can't stand each other; "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Criss Cassidy and Enigmah.

Koko B. Ware: And the main event is Stage 6 of the Seven Stages of Violence, where Emo Kid takes on Azrael in a Hangman's Noose Match!

Mark Bishop: And also tonight, Silvus and Soul Reaper have been rumored to be here tonight! Will the It's Christmas Dammit! Texas Title match come early?! All that and more tonight on Guys Night Out!

Shot opens inside Humperdink's, panning all around the sports bar/restaurant. With loud music playing, the shot switches to the bar area itself, where Tammy Winters is dancing on top of the bar to loud cheers from the fans nearby. Hernandez from LAX is seen at the bar, making sure nobody can get their hands on Tammy.

Mark Bishop: Live from Humperdink's in Arlington, it's SNW Guys Night Out on FX!

Shot switches to the makeshift broadcast location, where Mark Bishop and Koko B. Ware are standing by.

Mark Bishop: And Tammy Winters seems to be enjoying herself as TNA's own Hernandez from LAX acts as her bodyguard for the evening.

Koko B. Ware: C'mon, Mark. We know he's not just merely being her bodyguard because he's a gentleman. We all know deep down he's doing whatever he can to get in her pants, which really doesn't take much.

Mark Bishop: Oh come on, Koko!

Koko B: Let's get this show on the road, take it away Mr. Sachs!

“My Hero” blares out and Mike Rutherford makes his way from behind the curtains and looks around at the crowd, who point and laugh at him. Mike shakes his head and mouths rude words to the crowd before making his way down to the ring.

Hary Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and weighing 220 pounds, Mike Rutherford!

Mike slides into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle, the crowd booing him.

Mark Bishop: After his disastrous debut against Pat Neely on SNW Onslaught two weeks ago, let's hope he can show a bit more... um... talent this time.

Koko B: Maybe he wasn't in the right frame of mind, plus he has something to prove this time around!

"My Hero" fades out. “Last Christmas” by Wham booms over the PA, and Eric walks on to the ring. He raises his hands in the air before for some reason he starts to mosh his way down to the ring to cheers and laughs from the crowd.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent, from Mobile, Alabama and weighing in at 209 pounds, Eric Reynolds!

Eric makes his way toward the ring and poses for the fans. He slides into the ring, then turns around to face Mike and points at him. He then slides his thumb across his neck as Harry gets out of the ring and "Last Christmas" fades.

Mark Bishop: Well, with an entrance like that, this is sure to be one entertaining match.

Koko B: Since when did preliminary wrestlers get an entrance?!

The two men circle each other and Eric sticks his hand in the air for a show of strength. Mike goes to do the same but is met with a swift knee to the gut. Eric sends a few lefts and rights to the face of Mike, then Irish whips him into the ropes. On the rebound, Mike hits Eric with a jumping clothesline, taking him to the canvas. Eric tries to get up, but he is met with a boot to the face from Mike that takes him right back down. Eric has a look of disgust in his eyes as he holds his face. He screams and freaks out, then goes running at Mike and jumping up at him with a crossbody block, and both men go over the top ropes and to the floor.

Koko B: Here comes the resident SNW whore!

Mark Bishop: Stop it, Koko!

Tammy Winters hops down off the bar and walks over to the broadcast location, giggling some while waving to the fans. She makes her way to the commentators table and sits down, placing a headset on.

Koko B: And just what do you think you are doing? How dare you turn up this late, you frickin' amateur! And why were you late? Hmmmm? Oh yes, you were dancing around on that table! They have a word for people like you and it rhymes with bore, but you already know that.

Mark Bishop: Yes, it is a bit unprofessional of you.

Tammy: Yeah whatever you ass hats, I'm here now.

Koko B: Oh how thoughtful of you! Jesus woman, you suck real bad! Go back to the brothel you used to work in.

Tammy: How about I plant my fist into your face?!

Mark Bishop: Alright! Alright! Calm down, now!

Mike and Eric both get back into the ring and circle each other once more before running at each other and taking each other down with a double clothesline. Both men slowly get to there feet.

Tammy: So, have I missed much?

Koko B: Just don't talk to me right now. Just don't.

Mark Bishop: Oh dear, you two really are pathetic you know, and nice take down from Mike there.

Mike sends his knee up into Eric's face before taking him back down with a butterfly suplex. Mike then picks him up and hits him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Eric gets back up and hits Mike with a low blow to the groin, bringing Mike down to his knees. Eric then sends a kick to the side of Mikes head before hitting him with a butterfly suplex of his own.

Tammy: Damn, not bad for an undercard wrestler, and he is pretty hot.

Koko B: You just can't help yourself!

Eric gets up onto a turnbuckle before waiting for Mike to get to his feet in a rather groggy state. Eric comes flying off the top rope, taking Mike down with a diving huracanrana. He goes to pick Mike up. However, Eric is now met with a low blow to the groin, and tears well in his eyes before holding his groin and falling forward to his knees. Mike points and laughs, which causes a group of Eric supporters to boo loudly. Mike pulls him up to his feet before hitting him with a piledriver. Mike then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Eric gets a shoulder up in time to cheers from the crowd. Mike shakes his head with anger before pulling Eric to his feet, but Mike is met with a harsh knee strike to the gut before hitting Mike with a swinging neckbreaker. Eric now goes for the pin. ONE... He only gets a one count. He sighs some as he waits for Mike to get to his feet. Both guys are fairly groggy by now and send left and rights at each other before Mike hits Eric with a nice European uppercut to the chin. Eric shakes his head before going to return the favor but Mike blocks it and takes Eric down with a leg sweep.

Tammy: Eric's been giving Mike a run for his money up to this point. If Mike doesn't watch it, he could lose again!

Koko B: Like you care anyway you dumbass.

Mark Bishop: Please less of that verbal filth, children do watch this show too!

Koko B: It's after Midnight! They're in bed, moron!

Mike stretches out his arms and bows to the crowd, who boo him out of the building. As he stands up, Eric rolls him up in a school boy pin! ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd lets out a big pop as the ref raises Eric's hand, who has a look of shock on his face as "Last Christmas" hits. Mike shoots up, angry and goes after Eric, but Eric sprints out of the ring and to the back.

Harry Sachs: Your winner, Eric Reynolds!

Mark Bishop: Mike Rutherford suffers another upset!

Tammy: Damn. I thought Koko sucked, but this guy is just unreal!

Koko B: Get stuffed.

Mike starts to exit the ring when he notices one of the ladies in the crowd laughing at him. She eggs him on as he stands there listening. He motions for a mic as he looks at the woman.

Mike: You know it’s nice to see so many fans eating this up but apparently you’re having more fun out of this than anyone else. Tell you what. If you find it so funny how about you get in the ring with me! That way I can show everyone why I’m the hero and you guys are the villains!

Mike goes back to the ring and waits as the woman considers the challenge Mike had made. She seems hesitant.

Mike: What’s wrong sweetie? Afraid you’re going to break a nail? It’s okay. You have kids?

She nods.

Mike: Well tonight, when you go to put your kids in the bed, tell them that I’m the better person than you because I would never point and laugh at another human being because heroes…yeah they don’t do that. Then explain to the youngest why mommy is worse than any villain in the movies and comic books!

Mike smiles and turns around, playing to the fans who are booing him as the woman slides into the ring. Mike, who is on the turnbuckle, doesn’t see her. As he jumps down and turns around, the woman slaps in him the face. As Mike has his back turned, she rolls him up as the ref counts. ONE... TWO... THREE! The woman rolls out of the ring as Mike, still in the ring, looks up in complete shock. Harry asks the woman what her name is, and she tells him.

Harry Sachs: You're winner, Michelle O'Neal!

The fans go insane as the woman has her hands raised. Mike throws a tantrum in the ring.

Mark Bishop: What a way to open Guys Night Out!

Koko B: I swear, she was holding his tights!

Tammy: She was not!

Mark Bishop: Fans, we'll be back with more Guys Night Out after this!

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[Hollywood]

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Shot swithces at the broadcast location, where Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters have been joined by "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

Mark Bishop: Delphine Marx on her way back to SNW. Hello and welcome back to Guys Night Out, live from Humperdink's in Arlington, Texas. I'm Mark Bishop...

Alex Daniels: And I'm the man with the golden voice, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and right now I'm sitting with a bald man, an old has-been wrestler and a complete dumb bimbo. Now I know why Nick Hogan went nuts.

Mark Bishop: In case your wondering, this wasn't our idea.

Alex Daniels: No it wasn't, but SNW wants a voice of the younger generation, and I am that younger generation. So let's gets this shindig started.

Tammy: Do we really have to work with this jackoff?

Alex Daniels: Oh very nice. Do you talk to your mother with that foul mouth?

Koko B. Ware: Can you go one minute without using that funny accent?

"CRAZY" is shouted through the PA System.

"You know what?
When you said that last time?
I was kind of trippin', right.
But Now...
it's like..

I AM Crazy
and you know what else?

I DON'T GIVE A F[bleep]K!"

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"Will Put This In By Hand" by 36 CF blasts in as the crowd looks to the entrance curtain. Extrano comes out, decked out in his black and white bandana, and draped with a flag that has the Mexican colors on one side and the Spanish colors on the other. The fans give Extrano a decent pop. He nods his head to the music, then pulls his bandana up over his mouth and storms down the ring in his gear.

Harry Sachs: This match is set for one fall. First, from Mexico City, Mexico and weighing 225 pounds, Extrano!

Alex Daniels: Desi Arnaz lives!

Mark Bishop: Stop it!

Alex Daniels: BAH-BAH-LOOOOO!

Tammy Winters: He just said stop it!

Alex Daniels: LUUUUCY!

Koko B. Ware: Oh for the love of Frankie.

Extrano enters the ring, raising his hands in the air, then takes off his bandana and flag and hands it to the ring attendant as his music dies down. "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" booms over the PA, and the crowd boos as Sean O'Brien, wearing the national flag of the Republic of Ireland and flanked by Anthony Spiccoli and the Williams Brothers, comes out from behind the curtain.

Mark Bishop: Here comes Sean O'Brien.

Alex Daniels: Is he under the legal alcohol limit for wrestling?

Koko B Ware: Will you stop!

Alex Daniels: All I'm saying is that he's the only wrestler I know who had an extra pocket put in his ring attire for mickeys.

Tammy Winters: A shot of Jack Daniel's sounds pretty good right now so that I can forget about this f[bleep]n' disaster.

Alex Daniels: I hope we're on tape delay!

Harry Sachs: And from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing 235 pounds, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli and the Williams Brothers, Sean O'Brien!

The four men enter the ring, but the ref tells Mike and Marcus Williams they have to leave as "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" dies down.

Mark Bishop: And the Williams Brothers don't seem to happy about having to leave the ringside area.

Alex Daniels: Well last I checked, this was a singles match, not a lumberjack match.

The Williams Brothers finally oblige and leave the ring. Anthony Spiccoli goes to the outside, standing ringside. Both Extrano and O'Brien face off in readied fight positions. O'Brien throws a few punches, but Extrano ducks. Extrano throws a few punches of his own, but O'Brien bobs out of the way. O'Brien then takes Extrano down with a surprise double leg take down. O'Brien tries mounting Extrano, but he takes O'Brien over into a mounted position of his own. O'Brien manages to push Extrano up and gets his legs under him. O'Brien tries wrapping his legs around Extrano's neck for a headscissors, but Extrano pushes O'Brien forward onto his knees. Extrano applys a front face lock, but O'Brien spins out and applies a front face lock of his own. O'Brien rams some knees into Extrano's torso. O'Brien forces Extrano over and covers. ONE... TWO... Extrano gets the shoulder up.

Alex Daniels: What a world we live in. An Irishman and a Mexican fighting infront of an American audience.

Tammy: With a Canadian calling the action.

Alex Daniels: So who exactly did you sleep with to get this job?

Koko B. Ware: Certainly wasn't me. Lord knows what diseases she's riddled with.

Tammy: I'll disease your faces pretty quick if you two don't shut the hell up!

Mark Bishop: Alright! Again, let's calm down!

O'Brien gets Extrano to his feet and hits a hard European Uppercut. Extrano fires back with a European Uppercut of his own. O'Brien returns another European Uppercut. Extrano hits another one. Extrano tries a back fist, but O'Brien ducks and hits another hard European Uppercut. O'Brien goes behind Extrano and tries a Sleeper Hold, but Extrano fights out of it then switches and tries to take O'Brien down with an STO. But O'Brien resists and throws Extrano down with a Judo Throw. O'Brien tries taking Extrano's legs but Extrano kicks him back. Extrano gets to his feet as he ducks out of he way of another Double Leg Takedown attempt. Extrano jumps up then hits O'Brien with an Enziguri. O'Brien stays on his feet as Extrano takes him down with a Single Arm DDT. ONE... TWO... kickout.

Alex Daniels: This mixed martial arts element is exciting to watch.

Mark Bishop: It is, isn't it?

Alex: No, not really.

Extrano takes O'Brien off the mat then gets him in position for the Extra Slices. Extrano heads to the turnbuckle but O'Brien shoves him hard into the corner. Extrano stumbles out of the corner as O'Brien grabs him and hits a Flatliner. O'Brien goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Extrano gets the shoulder up.

Mark Bishop: Extrano refuses to stay down.

O'Brien takes Extrano off the mat and lifts him up looking for the Celtic Cross. Extrano slides off and goes behind O'Brien. Extrano runs O'Brien to the ropes and tries to take him down in a pin but O'Brien holds onto the ropes. Extrano gets up as O'Brien kicks him in the stomach and applies a Double Underhook. O'Brien attempts to take Extrano down for the Irish Revenge but Extrano bridges over pinning O'Briens shoulders to the mat. ONE... TWO... THREE! Extrano rolls to the outside, and the ref goes out there with him to raise his hand in victory. O'Brien is beside himself, kicking at the ropes and throwing a temper tantrum as Anthony Spiccoli runs into the ring to calm him down.

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner, Extrano!

Alex Daniels: Alright the match is over. Now I can go do something more exciting, like passing a bowel. Goodbye!

Alex throws his headset down and storms off.

Mark Bishop: Alex Daniels, ladies and gentlemen.

Tammy: Thank god he's gone!

Mark Bishop: Now let's take it to IP Freely, who's in the ring with Sean O'Brien and Anthony Spiccoli.

IP Freely: Alright, thanks Mark. Guys, obviously not the return you were hoping for.

Pissed off, O'Brien kicks IP in the gut, causing him to drop his microphone. He grabs O'Brien by his left arm and takes him down, wrapping his legs around his neck and pulling back on his left arm in a Triangle Choke as IP frantically taps out. O'Brien lets go as Anthony Spiccoli picks up the mic.

Anthony Spiccoli: Extrano, that was a damn fluke and you damn well know that a RASSLER like you can't beat a REAL fighter like Sean O'Brien! So we're issuing a challenge for It's Christmas Dammit! You and Sean in a Submission Match!

Koko B. Ware: Whoa! Now we'll see if Extrano can beat Sean O'Brien at his own game.

Mark Bishop: What you seem to forget is that Extrano is very well adept at mixed martial arts as well. Stay tuned, as still to come will be the new SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

--SNW ONSLAUGHT! EVERY OTHER WEEKEND ON THE CW STARTING IN JANUARY! CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS FOR DAY AND TIME!--

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: The next match pits The Saint Xavier Cross against Jack Clinton.

Koko B. Ware: Jack is over seven feet tall Xavier doesn't stand a chance in this match.

Tammy Winters: Xavier will have to use his speed to stay out of the reach of Jack Clinton.

Mark Bishop: Lets head to the ring for introductions.

"Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" hits as the fans boo loudly.

Harry Sachs: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Beverly Hills, California and weighing 355 pounds, Jack Clinton!

Jack walks out and scans the crowd a few seconds before raising his arms up in the air. Jack walks to the ring, ignoring the fans. He makes his way to the ring and walks up the steps onto the ring apron, steps over the top rope and into the ring.

Mark Bishop: Clinton looks focused tonight.

Koko B. Ware: Well the man has been a champion before and he wants that again here in SNW.

Tammy Winters: I think Jack may have to wait in line for his shot at the title.

"Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage starts playing. Xavier Cross appears from behind the entrance curtain with his arms spread out to his side as the crowd erupts in boos.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 210 pounds, "The Saint" Xavier Cross!

Xavier makes his way down the aisle towards the ring, provoking people as he goes. He quickly rolls under the bottom rope, and Jack Clinton wastes no time attacking Xavier. Jack starts stomping him as referee Danny Travers calls for the bell.

Mark Bishop: Clinton didn't even let Xavier get into the ring before attacking him.

Koko B. Ware: Well if you're looking to make a statement in your first match, that's how you do it.

Tammy Winters: This one could be over quickly.

Jack pulls Xavier up to his feet and whips him hard into the corner. Jack rips Xavier's shirt off and delivers three open hand slaps to the chest that echo through the arena, and Xavier falls to his knees holding his chest. Jack backs up and kicks him right in the face, then pulls Xavier up and takes him right back down with a standing clothesline. Jack stomps away at Xavier as the ref backs him up as Xavier is halfway under the rope. Jack pushes the ref out the way and pulls Xavier back in the ring and to his feet. Jack holds Xavier up by the hair and slaps him in the face several times, then yells at him before delivering a delayed suplex. Jack covers but pulls Xavier's head and shoulders off the mat at two. The ref yells at him but Jack just smiles.

]Mark Bishop: Clinton should have gone for the pin. That mistake could cost him later.

Koko B. Ware: Clinton has this match in control and knows what he is doing.

Tammy Winters: He seems a little bit over confident.

Jack stands up and kicks Xavier in the ribs several times in succession before turning him over and applying a Boston crab. The ref asks Xavier if he wants to quit, but he shakes his head no. Jack releases the hold and drops an elbow across the back of Xavier before pulling him to his feet and hoisting him up on his shoulders and planting him with a powerslam. Jack quickly pulls Xavier back up and lifts him over his head in a military press. Jack walks around the ring with Xavier over his head before dropping him face first into the mat. Jack yells at the crowd that he is "The Gold Standard" inciting the hostile crowd.

YOU'RE NOT SHELTON! YOU'RE NOT SHELTON! YOU'RE NOT SHELTON!

Jack waits for Xavier to get to his feet and takes him done with a big boot. He pulls Xavier up and grabs him by the throat, hoists him up and slams him down with the Final Destruction. Jack puts a finger on Xavier's chest. One... two... three.

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner, Jack Clinton!

Jack shakes his head at Xavier as he steps over the top rope and drops to the floor. Jack holds his arms in the air as he walks backwards a few steps, then on to the back.

Mark Bishop: An impressive debut by Jack Clinton.

Koko B. Ware: Silvus and everybody else in SNW might want to watch out because this man means business.

Tammy Winters: It's one match. We will see if he can keep it going.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens up with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters at the makeshift broadcast location that is set up at a table inside Humperdink's.

Mark Bishop: Welcome back to SNW Guys Night Out, live at Humperdink's in Arlington, Texas.

Camera pans around Humperdink's, showing the people who are mingling about and screaming their heads off, having a good time.

Koko B. Ware: I gotta say, this place has the best damn burgers in the world! Believe that!

Tammy Winters: The drinks here rock as well.

Mark Bishop: Wait a second... What's going on?... OK, I'm receiving word in my headset that there's a disturbance outside the building.

Shot switches to outside the front door of Humperdink's, where C-Pac and Doomsday are fighting with Syco Boy and Dave Mason. Sara Cannady and Adriana Samu are brawling with each other as well, as all six combatants barge through the first set of doors, then through the second set of doors, brawling all over the front of the bar/restaurant as people try to scatter out of the way.

Mark Bishop: Well we were scheduled for the tag match pitting Xtreme Team against Kobra's Law, but I don't think anybody had this in mind!

Koko B. Ware: Well it is live! It is after Midnight on a Saturday Night! So you might as well throw the rulebook out!

Tammy Winters: The girls are showing as much, if not more, fight as the guys!

Doomsday spins around and goes for a spinning clothesline on Syco Boy, but Syco ducks and Doomsday inadvertently knocks down a waiter who's holding a tray of food. The waiter falls down and all the food crashes to the ground, part of the plates shattering as quite a bit of the contents of food fall onto the waiter. Meanwhile, C-Pac grabs a fan's beer and throws it at Dave Mason, the beer splashing onto Sara Cannady by accident after Dave ducks. Sara gets in a rage and runs at C-Pac, hitting him with her fists over and over on his back as he ducks down and covers his head. Adriana Samu runs in and tackles Sara to the ground, and the two get into a catfight all over the floor as more fans scurry out of the way, cheering their heads off.

Mark Bishop: What was supposed to be a tag team contest seems to have become an impromptu six person street fight!

Koko B. Ware: Well here comes referee Mike Croft. Maybe we can ask him.

Shot goes to a double feature screen. Inside the box on the left side of the screen, we see Mike Croft arriving at the broadcast location as Mark Bishop gets ready to talk to him. Inside the box on the right side of the screen, we see the brawl that is going on all over Humperdink's.

Mark Bishop: Mike Croft, how on earth are you going to restore order to this madness?!

Mike Croft: I'm not! I have been ordered by "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath that this contest is now a six person tag match, falls count anywhere fought under Texas Tornado Rules.

Tammy Winters: Well how about that?! The Excellent Gordie looking to give these fans their money's worth!

Referee Mike Croft walks over to ring announcer Harry Sachs and informs about the change to the match, and Harry announces the change to the crowd as they cheer the decision.

Koko B. Ware: Uh oh! The fight is heading over toward Hernandez of LAX!

Mark Bishop: I hope those guys and gals aren't dumb enough to start anything with him!

Tammy Winters: They seem to think better of it as Hernandez is staring them down.

Koko B. Ware: They'd be well advised not to mess with him.

C-Pac picks up Dave Mason and bodyslams him to the floor. Meanwhile, Syco Boy has run up the ringsteps onto the ring apron and is running on the apron. C-Pac turns around just in time for Syco to jump off the apron and onto C-Pac, spinning him around and bringing him down to the floor with a huracanrana. Syco gets up and turns around, only for Doomsday to nail him with the Clothesline From Hell out of nowhere to the amazement of the crowd!

Mark Bishop: Doomsday damn near took Syco Boy's head off with that lariat!

Koko B. Ware: And he's going to try to pin him right there on the floor!

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... Sara Cannady breaks it up!

Tammy Winters: Sara better get out of there if she doesn't want her head taken off, because Doomsday is none too pleased with her right now!

Doomsday is yelling at Sara, but she kicks him in the family jewels to a big pop from the crowd as he goes down to his knees, then into the fetal position on the floor. Adriana Samu comes from out of nowhere and blasts Sara in the back of the head with a tray, knocking her down to the floor! Samu picks Sara up and rolls her into the ring, then follows her in and goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Sara barely gets her shoulder up.

Mark Bishop: These six individuals have punished each other to the point that this match may not last much longer.

Koko B. Ware: Even if the match officially ends, I have a feeling that the fight may go on all night!

Tammy Winters: If that's the case, Hernandez will have to play the role of security.

Samu picks Sara up and goes for a German Suplex, but as Sara goes up and over Samu, she lands on her feet and grabs her by the waist. She pushes Samu to the ropes and rolls her up. ONE... TWO... Samu pushes her off. C-Pac is back to his feet and grabs a hold of Syco Boy, rolling into the ring as Samu nails Sara with a DDT. C-Pac calls Samu over to help him with Syco. They pick him up and whip him into the corner, but he catches his momentum and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, leaps off and knocks both of them down with the Whisper In The Wind to a big pop from the crowd. Syco then runs to the ropes, rebounds, rolls like a hedgehog, jumps up into the air and nails the senton on the way down onto Samu.

Mark Bishop: Syco Boy with the Rolling Thunder on Adriana Samu!

Koko B. Ware: He hit a woman!

Tammy Winters: As if Kobra's Law would have any hesitation of doing the same thing!

Sara follows up with a Rolling Thunder of her own onto Samu. Doomsday runs into the ring and charges after Syco, but he leap frogs over him, and Sara catches him with a spinning back karate kick to the midsection, doubling Doomsday over. Dave Mason is back in the ring, and both he and Syco run and rebound off the ropes, then both of them nail Doomsday on both sides of his head with a double front dropkick!

OOOOOOOHHHH!

C-Pac is back up, and Syco and Dave attempt a double team suplex, but he blocks it and brings them both up and over with a single-man double suplex. Sara dropkicks C-Pac in the head right when he gets to his knees, but Samu nails Sara with a roundhouse kick to the head, knocking Sara down and rolling out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: C-Pac is going to the top rope!

Tammy Winters: I'd be expecting Xtreme Team to be climbing the top rope! Not this big hunk of humanity!

Koko B. Ware: Believe me, I've seen him in action. He can fly with the best of them!

Mark Bishop: C-Pac flying off the top, and crushes Syco Boy with the Money Shot! ONE... TWO... Dave is up just in time to break it up!

Dave runs and rebounds off the ropes, but as he comes off the rebound, Doomsday comes from out of nowhere and catches Dave, lifting him up in a military press, then launching him over the ropes and to the bar area, crashing into another waiter passing by with a tray of drinks. Dave and the waiter crash to the floor, the drinks spilling all over Hernandez, who doesn't look too pleased.

Tammy Winters: Uh oh.

Mark Bishop: The Tex-Mex T-Rex doesn't look too happy.

Koko B. Ware: Let me tell you right now. Hell hath no fury like a pissed off Hotstuff Hernandez!

Doomsday and C-Pac both spot Hernandez, and dare him to come on in. He's about to make his way into the ring, but Viper comes running from out of nowhere and jumps him, nailing him with cheap shots.

Mark Bishop: Where the hell did Viper come from?!

Koko B. Ware: He's making sure that Hernandez doesn't interfere in this match!

Hernandez fights back, nailing Viper with very stiff knife edge chops that echo all throughout Humperdink's. Kobra's Law tries to ambush Hernandez from behind, but Xtreme Team catches them and fend them off into the ring. Meanwhile, Hernandez kicks Viper in the gut, doubling him over. Hernandez uses all of his strength to lift Viper up in a crucifix bomb position, then Border Tosses him into a buffet table of food that was set up for Adriana Samu's birthday celebration!

Tammy Winters: The birthday bitch won't be happy about that!

Mark Bishop: From what I'm being told in my headset, Sara and Dria have taken their fight all the way to the back and had to be separated by SNW officials!

Syco and Dave nail Doomsday with a Double Goldcutter, sending him rolling to the floor outside the ring. C-Pac goes after Syco, but Syco nails him with a spinning heel kick. Syco goes up to the top turnbuckle as Dave goes to the ring apron. Dave jumps up, springboards off the top rope and nails the Final Light on C-Pac as the crowd is going crazy. Syco flies off the top turnbuckle with the Syco Bomb, then he and Dave go for a double cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Your winners of the match, Sara Cannady, Syco Boy and Dave Mason!

Mark Bishop: A huge victory for the Xtreme Team!

Tammy Winters: And now Wench and Goryokaku have no choice but to give these two youngsters a shot at the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles!

Koko B. Ware: But will they truly be ready when Wench and Goryokaku turn it up the pressure?

Mark Bishop: And now Luna Vachon is going to try to get a word with Xtreme Team! Luna?

Shot switches to outside the ring, where Syco and Dave Mason are high fiving the fans, as well as Hernandez. Luna Vachon is there.

Luna Vachon: Xtreme Team, congratulations on your win tonight! You look like you're ready to be Texas Tag Team Champions.

Hernandez, Syco and Dave just now notice Luna. They all jump back, horrified upon looking at her face. She just laughs in that gravelly voice of hers.

Syco: Um... Damn, I'm glad I got married when I did.

Dave: That reminds me, I need to talk to one of the waitresses here.

Hernandez: You heard him! Out of our way, bitch!

Hernandez picks Luna up and throws her up into the air with the Border Toss, sending her crashing into a group of fans, who all cheer after falling down.

Mark Bishop: Well we better get out of the way of these commercial announcements! We'll be back with more Guys Night Out, live from Humperdink's in Arlington, Texas!

--SNW BEST OF 2008, AIRING CHRISTMAS EVE ON THE CW NETWORK!--

[Hollywood]

"Omerta" by Lamb Of God blares over the PA as the camera pans around and catches a shot of Omerta and Rick Roll walking down to the ring.

Harry Sachs: The following is a three on two handicap match, set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Rick Roll, and the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Omerta!

Mark Bishop: An interesting match up to say the least, as Omerta's three opponents at It's Christmas Dammit! have to team up together.

Koko B. Ware: This may turn out to be a bigger cluster-you-know-what then that impromptu Texas Tornado six person tag match earlier between Kobra's Law and Xtreme Team.

Tammy Winters: Let's just hope that Criss Cassidy, Enigmah and Alex Daniels don't kill each other before the PPV so they can still have their match!

Omerta and Rick Roll enter the ring as the music dies down. "Super Hero" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, sporting his pink headband and pink sleeveless vest with "KT" written in black on the back, walks out from behind the curtain that separates the billiards hall(which has been turned into a makeshift locker room) from the rest of the building.

Harry Sachs: Their opponents, first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Tammy Winters: Since when did Alex become a girly man? I seriously hope he doesn't work out in those pink numbers!

Koko B. Ware: You dumb bitch! Bret Hart, Jim Neidhart and Owen Hart all wore pink and no one ever thought twice about their masculinity!

Mark Bishop: I'm surprised that this hostile crowd isn't trying to attack Kid Thunder for wearing those colors.

Just as Mark says that, a drunk fan tries to start a fight with Kid Thunder over his masculinity. Kid Thunder jaw-jacks with him, then turns around to go to the ring. The drunk fan throws his beer at Kid Thunder, infuriating him as he turns around, charges at the fan and beats the tar out of him. Security rushes in and forcefully escorts the fan out of the building as Kid Thunder walks into the ring. "Super Hero" dies down, and "The Second Coming" hits the speakers. Criss Cassidy appears from behind the curtains to a mixed reaction. He walks down to the ring, wearing a dark red trench coat and a pair of Jordan shorts.

Harry Sachs: His partner, from Brooklyn, New York and weighing 215 pounds, Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Oh great! Creflo Dollar is here tonight!

Mark Bishop: Oh come on, Koko!

Criss slides into the ring and takes off his coat as he and Kid Thunder trash talk each other, forcing referee Rick Maynard to step in and separate them as "The Second Coming" dies down. "The Hand That Feeds" hits, and the camera pans around, catching Enigmah walking down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans.

Harry Sachs: And their partner, from Lancashire, England and weighing 140 pounds, Enigmah!

Enigmah slides into the ring, and she exchanges words with Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy as her music dies down. They argue over who's starting the match, so Omerta and Rick Roll decide to make up their minds for them. Omerta runs and nails Kid Thunder with a big clothesline, causing Kid Thunder to flip over the ropes and 360 onto the floor. Meanwhile, Rick Roll nails Criss Cassidy with a spinning heel kick, knocking him down to the mat as Enigmah goes to her corner, as does Omerta.

Tammy Winters: Omerta and Rick Roll didn't waste anytime getting this match started!

Rick Roll picks Criss Cassidy up and punches him in the face, followed by a series of open hand slaps to the chest. Cassidy answers with a clothesline that knocks Rick Roll down. Outside the ring, Kid Thunder picks himself up and gets up on the ring apron. Rick Roll is getting back to his feet as Criss Cassidy runs the ropes. As Cassidy rebounds, Kid Thunder tags himself in, unbeknownst to Cassidy. Cassidy brings Rick back down with a swinging neckbreaker, and Kid Thunder goes for a pinfall.

Mark Bishop: One... And Cassidy breaks up the pin!

Koko B. Ware: Is he stupid?!

Tammy Winters: The ref just informed Criss that Alex made a blind tag, and Criss is letting Alex hear about it.

Mark Bishop: Wait a second! Rick Roll with a school boy roll up on Alex Daniels! ONE... TWO... Alex barely kicks out!

Cassidy just laughs as Kid Thunder picks himself back up. Kid Thunder and Cassidy are about to get into it, but the ref keeps them separated. Kid Thunder turns around, and Rick Roll slams him down with an STO. Rick Roll makes the tag to Omerta, who steps over the top rope and enters the ring. He grabs Kid Thunder and elbows him in the shoulder several times, followed up by a headbutt that knocks Kid Thunder down. Omerta runs to the ropes, rebounds and nails Kid Thunder with a knee drop, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder kicks out. Omerta picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. He ducks down, but Kid Thunder leap frogs over him and runs to the other side. Kid Thunder rebounds off the ropes as Omerta turns around. Kid Thunder jumps into the air, wraps his legs around Omerta's neck and snaps him down with a snap huracanrana. Kid Thunder poses for the crowd, who boo him out of the building. While he's posing, Enigmah tags herself in. She runs over to follow up on Omerta, but Kid Thunder grabs a hold of her.

Tammy Winters: Now I must wonder if Alex is an idiot!

Koko B. Ware: No, he's just putting his foot down with Enigmah.

Mark Bishop: Koko, I thought you didn't like Alex Daniels, especially after what he had to say about you earlier this evening!

Koko B. Ware: Oh maybe he was just having a bad night.

Enigmah slaps Kid Thunder hard across the face to a big pop from the crowd. She slaps him so hard that he falls down and out of the ring. She turns around, only for Omerta to scoop her up and bodyslam her to the canvas. Omerta makes the tag to Rick Roll as Enigmah picks herself up. Enigmah is back up, but Rick knocks her down with a strong lariat, then follows up with a Standing Shooting Star Press and a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah kicks out. Before Enigmah can get up, Rick Roll turns her over then locks her in a Mexican Surfboard. The referee checks in to see if she wants to give up, but she refuses. After about a minute, Rick can't keep the hold locked in and lets go. Rick makes a tag to Omerta, while Enigmah tags in Criss Cassidy.

Mark Bishop: Omerta and Cassidy in the ring now. Omerta goes for a big boot, but Cassidy rolls and ducks under it! Omerta turns around, and Cassidy nails him with that Pele Kick to the face!

Koko B. Ware: The big man is down! Now is Cassidy's chance to finish him off!

Tammy Winters: He's not letting up with those stomps to Omerta's head!

Cassidy puts the exclamation point with a falling leg drop across Omerta's throat. Cassidy goes over to the corner and climbs the top turnbuckle, but Kid Thunder has made another blind tag unbeknownst to Cassidy. Cassidy jumps off the top turnbuckle and lands a corkscrew body press onto the prone Omerta, but the referee is telling Cassidy he's not the legal man. Cassidy throws his hands up in the air, and sees Kid Thunder swooping in to make a cover. ONE... TWO... Cassidy breaks it up again.

Koko B. Ware: What a flippin' idiot! Kid Thunder had the match won!

Tammy Winters: But he's being such a selfish prick!

Mark Bishop: And now Alex Daniels and Criss Cassidy are exchanging right hands! Enigmah is just looking on in the corner, laughing!

Koko B. Ware: That bimbo needs to get in there and break it up! It'll be her fault if the team loses!

The ref has a hard time separating Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy. Omerta is back up and decides to lend a helping hand, grabbing both Kid Thunder and Cassidy by their respective heads and butting them together with a double noggin knocker. They both fall down, with Cassidy rolling to the outside. Omerta picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. Omerta runs to the opposite side ropes, and as both he and Kid Thunder rebound off the opposite ropes, Omerta knocks him down with a spinning heel kick. Omerta then makes a tag to Rick Roll.

Mark Bishop: Rick Roll is tagged in and is going to the top!

Koko B. Ware: This could be a big mistake.

Tammy Winters: Well here's hoping he's never going to let us down.

Koko B. Ware: *sigh*

Kid Thunder is getting back up, and Rick Roll comes flying off the top turnbuckle, attempting a Dragonrana. But in one fluid motion, Kid Thunder counters with a fall forward powerbomb!

OOOOHHHH!

Kid Thunder with a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Rick Roll gets the shoulder up. Kid Thunder picks Rick Roll up and brings him right back down with snap suplex. Kid Thunder goes to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but unbeknownst to him, Enigmah makes a blind tag. Kid Thunder comes flying off the top with a Flying Elbow Smash, and goes for a cover, but the ref tells him he's not the legal man. Kid Thunder shoots up and berates the referee, yelling at him about what the hell is going on. Enigmah swoops in and makes a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder yanks her by her ankle off of Rick Roll. She gets up, and they argue with each other.

Koko B. Ware: That idiot Vince Bischoff! Didn't he know this was going to happen when he forced Criss Cassidy, Alex Daniels and Enigmah to team up together?!

Mark Bishop: Criss Cassidy in the ring, grabs both Alex Daniels and Enigmah, and drives them both down with an inverted DDT!

Tammy Winters: And now he's storming out of the ring and to the back!

Koko B. Ware: This isn't right!

Mark Bishop: It looks like it's down to a tag team match now.

Rick Roll has recovered enough to see Enigmah down and goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah barely gets the shoulder up. Kid Thunder rolls to the outside, trying to regain his bearings as he walks along ringside. Rick Roll picks Enigmah up and makes the tag to Omerta. They whip her into the ropes, then when she comes off the rebound, they throw her up in the air and she lands on her face, nailing her with a Midnight Express Flapjack. Omerta with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Enigmah barely gets the shoulder up. Omerta whips Enigmah into the ropes, but Kid Thunder makes a blind tag. Enigmah off the rebound, and Omerta nails her with a picture perfect dropkick, knocking her down and sending her rolling to the outside. Kid Thunder charges in, and Omerta tags him in the face with a big boot. Omerta with a tag to Rick Roll.

Mark Bishop: Rick Roll running in and nails a running senton on Kid Thunder! Rick Roll with a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder gets the shoulder up!

Rick Roll picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. However, Rick makes the mistake of whipping Thunder into the ropes where Omerta is standing in his corner. Thunder catches his momentum, springboards off the turnbuckle pads and nails a Chris Jericho-like springboard dropkick on an unsuspecting Omerta, knocking him down to the floor.

Koko B. Ware: Haha! Alex Daniels just caught Omerta sleeping! I love it, even if he is a jerk!

Rick Roll charges at Kid Thunder, but he turns around in time to nail Rick with a leg lariat. Enigmah is getting back up on the apron, but Kid Thunder nails her with a springboard dropkick as well, knocking her down to the floor. Kid Thunder picks Rick Roll up and nails him with the Thunderbolt! Pinfall... ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Your winners of the match, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Criss Cassidy and Enigmah!

Mark Bishop: Oh for the love of humanity! Kid Thunder is running around, jumping up and down as if he did it all himself!

Koko B. Ware: Well he practically carried this team!

Tammy Winters: Oh dear. He just ran up to some poor waitress and gave her a big wet kiss on the lips.

Koko B. Ware: And that bimbo just slapped him!

Mark Bishop: He doesn't seem to care as he's skipping along to the back, celebrating his win. Fans, when we return, we will hear from the new SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

--LOOK FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO COME DOWN ON SNW.COM ON CHRISTMAS DAY!--

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and apparently there's something going on in the back, and we have cameras back there in the billiards room.

Shot switches backstage inside the billiards room of Humperdink's, where Silvus and Soul Reaper are brawling with each other. The scene is out of control, with Silvus and Reaper knocking back anyone that tries to separate them!

Koko B. Ware: It looks like we're getting a sneak preview of It's Christmas Dammit!

Mark Bishop: I hope they don't kill each other so that we can have our main event at the PPV!

Finally, security is able to swoop in and get Silvus and Reaper separated as they shout obscenities that are bleeped out at each other. The camera shot switches back to the broadcast location.

Mark Bishop: Crazy doesn't even describe tonight's edition of Guys Night Out.

Koko B. Ware: And It's Christmas Dammit! is going to be even more out of hand.

Tammy Winters: And SNW co-owners Vince Bischoff and Gordon Heath have confirmed the rest of the card for us.

Mark Bishop: Earlier tonight, Mike Rutherford not only lost to Eric Reynolds, but a female in the audience who we found out was female wrestler Michelle O'Neal. At It's Christmas Dammit!, Mike Rutherford will face Pat Neely, Eric Reynolds and Michelle O'Neal in a Gauntlent Match, and if Rutherford can't pin or make submit all three individuals, he's out of SNW!

Koko B. Ware: And Extrano has accepted Sean O'Brien's challenge for a Submission Match. We'll see just how adept Extrano is at submission based attacks.

Tammy Winters: Let's not forget about the First Blood Battle Royal. The final four participants standing in the ring will be placed in semi-finals matches on the January 4 edition of Onslaught, and the two winners will square off January 11 on Guys Night Out from the Bone in Deep Ellum! The winner of this mini-tournament will be named #1 contender to the Von Erich Memorial Title.

Koko B. Ware: And if you saw SNW.com earlier this week, you saw Andrew Smith stating that he would not participate in the match, but Gordon Heath has stated that if Smith does not participate, then he will be sued for over $40 million for breach of contract! Other participants in the match include Viper, Adriana Samu, Stank Lovve, Candy Lovve, Cerise Richardson, DevilDog, Rick Roll, Hannah, Noir, and Jack Clinton.

Mark Bishop: And a sidenote. Gordon Heath has pulled "The Saint" Xavier Cross from the first blood battle royal as he no-showed a meeting that Gordie required all SNW wrestlers to be at.

Koko B. Ware: Speaking of #1 contenderships, the Alley Ratz, Williams Brothers and Kobra's Law will do battle in a three team elimination match to determine the #1 contenders to the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. When someone from a tag team is pinned or made to submit, it's lights out for that team, and the match isn't over until two tag teams are eliminated.

Mark Bishop: And the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles will be at stake as the champions Wench and Goryokaku from the Dark Ones will face Xtreme Team. Wench and Gory will have Tanya in their corner, and Xtreme Team will have Sara Cannady in theirs.

Tammy Winters: The question on everyone's minds is if Wench will be able to concentrate given that she may be a bit traumatized from when Silvus burned Hellspawn's face two weeks ago on SNW Onslaught.

Koko B. Ware: The SNW Von Erich Memorial Title will go on the line in a Fatal Four Way Elimination match as Omerta defends against Criss Cassidy, Enigmah and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

Tammy Winters: Assuming both Emo Kid and Azrael survive tonight, we will see the Final Stage of the Seven Stages of Violence when they do battle inside a barbed wire steel cage. Barbed wire will be wrapped all over the cage, and the only way to win is to escape by climbing up and going over the cage. No escape through the door, and no pinfalls or submissions.

Mark Bishop: And the main event, for the SNW Texas Championship, Silvus defends his newly won championship against Soul Reaper. It's Christmas Dammit! comes to you from the sold out Texas Hall on the campus of UTA in Arlington, Texas. The only way to see this is by ordering it on PPV from your cable or satellite provider! It's live, Friday night December 19 at 8 PM Central Time! We'll be back with more Guys Night Out after this!

--SNW SUMMER BASH NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD AT SNW.COM AND LOCAL RETAILERS! ONLY $21.95!--

[Hollywood]

Shot opens in the server alley, the area that separates the kitchen area from the main dining area of Humperdink's. We see the servers getting the plates of food ready as the cooks put them up in the kitchen window. Out of nowhere, a burger flies into the camera shot and hits one of the servers, causing her to turn around. Hannah and Emo Kid walk into the camera view, with Emo Kid holding his plate, that has a sirloin steak and a baked potato with all the extras on it. The steak has already been cut into and has no pink in it whatsoever.

Waitress: I'm sorry, but only employees are...

Hannah: Put a lid on it, bitch! I clearly asked for no mayo!

Emo Kid: And I asked my steak to be rare, not well done!

Waitress: Well I'm sure we can fix...

Emo Kid: All we wanted was a bite to eat to get us ready for the Hangman's Noose Match! Now we will be starving ourselves and have no energy for this...

Out of nowhere, Azrael blasts Emo Kid with a beer bottle, shattering it over his head and knocking him down. Everyone in the server alley scrambles to get out of the way. Hannah grabs a hold of the back of Azrael's head, but he turns around and kicks her in the midsection, followed by a backhand that knocks her down to the floor.

Mark Bishop: Looks like Azrael is getting a head start on the Hangman's Noose Match!

Koko B. Ware: What's with everyone wanting to ambush people from behind?

Tammy Winters: Oh, it couldn't possibly be that you advocate it!

Mark Bishop: And now Azrael is grinding the sharp edges from the broken beer bottle into Emo Kid's forehead, causing him to bleed!

Azrael then takes the beer bottle and digs it into his left arm, causing it to bleed as he shouts "SEE?! ANYBODY CAN MAKE THEMSELVES BLEED!" down at Emo. He throws the beer bottle away and picks Emo up by the head, bringing him through the crowd of people to the ring. Emo fights back with a series of elbow strikes to the midsection, followed by a headbutt. Hannah has pretty much disappeared from the scene as she's been helped to the back. Emo grabs Azrael by the head and slams it into a nearby table, causing the people who are sitting at the table to jump back. Emo then grabs a customer's fork and grinds it into Azrael's forehead. Doesn't do much good though as Azrael has on his Frankenstein mask.

Mark Bishop: I haven't heard a bell yet!

Koko B. Ware: Well I see referee Rick Maynard in the ring, and he's instructed them to go ahead and ring the bell to make this official.

Tammy Winters: This match may never get to the ring!

Mark Bishop: It'll have to because the noose is in the ring.

Emo puts the fork down and grabs Azrael by the head, bringing him to ringside. Azrael nails Emo with a punch in the midsection, then knocks him down with a standing clothesline. Azrael grabs a chair from a nearby fan and wallops Emo across the back with it as Emo cries out in pain. Azrael wallops him across the back with the chair again, then throws the chair down. Azrael goes to pick Emo up, but Emo catches him with a thrust strike to the throat. Emo is back up and kicks Azrael in the back of the leg, followed by a European Uppercut. Emo grabs Azrael by the head and slams him facefirst into the ring apron, then rolls him in the ring.

Mark Bishop: This match is now in the ring for the first time, and immediately Emo Kid goes for the noose and tries to place it over Azrael's head.

Koko B. Ware: But Azrael is fighting it off with all he has.

Mark Bishop: OOOOOHHH! Low blow!

Tammy Winters: Hannah won't be happy about that.

Emo Kid is doubled over, holding his groin. Azrael follows up with a punch that knocks Emo down to the canvas. Azrael stomps away at Emo's right leg, then picks up his leg by his right foot, falls down and drives an elbow drop into Emo's right leg. Azrael follows up by wrapping his legs around Emo's right leg and applying pressure to wear Emo down.

Koko B. Ware: Don't let Azrael fool ya. Just because he's a sociopath doesn't mean he doesn't know how to wrestle.

Mark Bishop: To be honest, I'm not surprised at all by Azrael's wrestling ability, as the most psychotic people in the world are also the smartest and know how to tear someone apart.

Tammy Winters: That's one way to get out of it, hitting him in the Adam's Apple.

Azrael lets go after getting hit in the throat. Emo gets back up and tries to shake the pain off his leg as Azrael gets back up. Emo doesn't give Azrael a chance to stay up though as he knocks him down with front dropkick. Emo immediately follows up, blatantly choking Azrael. But Azrael fights out by gouging Emo in the eyes. Azrael turns to go for the noose, but unbeknown to him, the rest of the rope is behind him. Emo sees this and grabs the rope, jerking it up and catching Azrael around the groin area and bringing him down facefirst in one fluid motion. Emo then grabs the rope from the noose and chokes Azrael with it.

Mark Bishop: Emo Kid is choking Azrael with that rope, but that's not how you win this match.

Koko B. Ware: Nope, but it's smart strategy by Emo Kid. You choke the life out of your opponent, and there's nothing he can do when you hang him.

Tammy Winters: I'm surprised Sports Nutz Wrestling would sanction such a match.

Azrael fights his way up as Emo continues to try and choke him. Azrael counters by falling down in a sitdown position, nailing Emo with a reverse jawbreaker then sends Emo flying and landing on the canvas on his back, holding his jaw. Azrael picks himself up and walks over to Emo. He picks Emo up and doubles him over, lifts him up and slams him down with a powerbomb. Azrael walks over to Emo and attempts to put the noose around him, but no such luck as Emo wraps him into the Gogoplata Choke.

Mark Bishop: Emo Kid choking away at Azrael in yet another attempt to put him away so he can hang him with the noose

Koko B. Ware: But look at the strength of Azrael as he's lifting Emo Kid off the canvas!

Mark Bishop: And now Azrael, holding onto Emo Kid, runs and rams him into the corner, and slams him down hard to the mat!

Tammy Winters: Just sheer, brute force by "The Redeemer."

Emo Kid struggles to get to his feet, then Azrael comes from out of nowhere and spears him into the turnbuckles. Azrael sets Emo up on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up to the top. Emo tries to punch away at Azrael in the midsection, but it has no effect as Azrael nails Emo with a right hand to the face. Azrael puts Emo in front face lock, lifts him up and slams him down with a superplex off the top rope.

OOOOHHHH!

Azrael grabs the noose, and this time is able to get it around Emo's neck. He whips Emo into the ropes, throws the rope up, which flips Emo up and over the top rope. But all the while, Emo has had control of his momentum, and he uses his momentum to land on his feet and pull on the rope, whipping and clotheslining Azrael into the blue ring ropes, sending Azrael crashing down onto the canvas. Emo gets the noose off of him, then grabs his feet and drags him to the outside, where he plants Azrael with a Double Arm DDT on the floor.

Mark Bishop: And now we're back to square one!

Tammy Winters: Well where on earth can they hang someone outside the ring?

Koko B. Ware: Devious minds such as the one that Azrael possesses will think of something.

Emo goes back into the ring as Azrael slowly picks himself up. Emo runs to the opposite ropes, rebounds and runs toward Azrael. He flies over the top rope and lands a flying plancha on Azrael, crashing into some nearby fans who don't seem to mind as the rest of the crowd goes crazy. Emo follows up by mounting Azrael and hitting him with a flurry of right hand punches. Emo then grabs Azrael by the head and hits him with a series of headbutts, and now there's blood all over Emo's face, and some of it has smeared onto Azrael's Frankenstein mask. The ref has followed Emo and Azrael to the outside. Emo picks Azrael up and walks him through the restaurant/bar, but Azrael kicks his right leg up like a horse and nails Emo in the groin. Azrael locks Emo up in a Full Nelson, lifts him up and slams him down to the floor with a Full Nelson Slam.

Mark Bishop: These two may kill each and we may never have a conclusion to these Seven Stages of Violence.

Koko B. Ware: That would suck. Six Stages of Violence just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Tammy Winters: Azrael isn't letting up on Emo Kid. Just continues to kick away at him!

Azrael picks Emo up, but Emo fights back. The two brawl back and forth all the way over to the front door. The ref has the noose in case one of the combatants want to use it. They go through the first set of doors, then the second. Since it is a cold night, you can see the cold air coming out of their mouths as they breathe.

Mark Bishop: They've taken this fight out into the cold night!

Koko B. Ware: I always knew these two were cold-hearted individuals!

Tammy Winters: Now that was officially lame.

They brawl down the steps to the concrete outside Humperdink's. Emo Kid hits Azrael with a knee to the midsection, then hiptosses him on the hood of a nearby vehicle. Eager to finish off Azrael, Emo Kid jumps onto the hood, but Azrael grabs him by the throat, choking him.

Koko B. Ware: GOOZLE!

Azrael picks Emo Kid up and hoists him on his shoulders and brings him down into the windshield with the Last Resort, causing major damage to the windshield as it shatters, but doesn't break apart. It has that snow look when something crashes on a windshield but glass doesn't go flying everywhere. Azrael then spots a place to hang Emo Kid.



Mark Bishop: Oh dear god! He's not going to hang him from the beer tank!

Koko B. Ware: This is Azrael we're talking about!

Tammy Winters: Why was he allowed to sign with this company?!

Azrael grabs a lifeless Emo Kid and drags him along, then grabs the noose from the referee. Azrael places Emo on his shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceeds to climb the ladder up the tank. He gets to the top of the tank, ties the rope around one of the bars and places the noose around Emo's neck. Azrael then lets go of the noose, and Emo falls down, and the noose stops halfway down as Azrael climbs down the ladder and is declared the winner.

Mark Bishop: Azrael has won Stage 6 of the Seven Stages of Violence, but at what cost?!

Koko B. Ware: I gotta go!

Koko bolts out of the broadcast position, obviously to go help out Emo Kid. Nobody can find any words to say as the show simply fades to black.

[Hollywood]

Fixed an error. I mistakenly mentioned C-Pac and Doomsday as part of First Blood Battle Royal.