Guys Night Out: 1/17/09- The Bone in Deep Ellum!

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Soul Reaper brawling with various random bar patrons inside the Lizard Lounge; Xtreme Team and the Alley Ratz diving off a bar and onto Kobra's Law and the Williams Brothers inside the Glass Cactus; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; and ending with Silvus standing on a rooftop, with cloud-like smoke blowing by him as he holds a baseball bat in his right hand(the viewer's left), and holding his newly won SNW Texas Championship belt up in the air with his left hand(the viewer's right).



Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Tammy Winters and Koko B. Ware providing the voice overs.

Mark Bishop: Tonight, on Guys Night Out, the new 52% owner of SNW and one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku, teams up with Mike Rutherford, Andrew Smith and the Sports Nutz to take on Extrano, Stank Lovve, Cerise Richardson and the Alley Ratz!

Koko B. Ware: Then in an 8-man tag match, the Justice League of Dorks, otherwise known as Omerta, Rick Roll and Xtreme Team take on "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Jack Clinton and Kobra's Law.

Tammy Winters: Speaking of Omerta, we found out who he'll defend the Von Erich Memorial Title against on No Holds Barred, February 13, as Johnny Moxie takes on Viper.

Mark Bishop: And our feature match up is a rematch from It's Christmas Dammit, for the SNW Texas Championship as Silvus defends the title once more against Soul Reaper.

Koko B. Ware: One must wonder if Hellspawn will strike tonight.

Mark Bishop: All that and more on Guys Night Out!

Shot switches outside on the roof deck patio of The Bone in the Deep Ellum section of Downtown Dallas, Texas. Random girls are dancing around as "Omerta" by Lamb of God is blaring over the PA. Omerta, Rick Roll and Xtreme Team are making their way to the ring.

Mark Bishop: Welcome to SNW Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, joined as always by Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters, and already in the ring are "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Jack Clinton and Kobra's Law.

Koko B. Ware: And they're not wasting any time as they run out of the ring and start brawling with Omerta, Rick Roll and Xtreme Team!

Tammy Winters: Like we always say, if there's a fight, we're gonna start it!

Omerta catches Kid Thunder with a martial arts kick, then brings him down to the ground with a snap suplex. Xtreme Team brawl with Kobra's Law. A rowdy fan offers Dave Mason a beer bottle, and he smashes it over C-Pac's head, knocking him down and out. Syco Boy and Doomsday take their fight to the door that leads to inside The Bone.

Koko B. Ware: Are those two crazy?!

Tammy Winters: I think they're taking their fight downstairs!

Mark Bishop: And we have another camera man that's going to follow them to inside The Bone, and I understand that the techs in the TV truck down the street are going to be bringing all the action with a split screen view.

Koko B. Ware: Well C-Pac's head just got a split view with that beer bottle. He's busted wide open.

Mark Bishop: And Dave is digging the sharp edges from the broken beer bottle into C-Pac's forehead!

Tammy Winters: Eeeewww!

As Omerta continues to work over Kid Thunder, Jack Clinton brings Rick Roll into the ring and works him over. Jack with a thrust to Rick Roll's throat, then knocks him down with a straight right hand punch. Outside the ring Omerta continues to work over Kid Thunder, taking a cup of beer and smashing it over his head as the fans cheer like mad. The show goes to split screen as Syco Boy has taken the fight with Doomsday down into the billiards room of The Bone, and he smashes a pool stick over Doomsday's head, knocking him onto one of the pool tables as the people who were watching on the plasma screen TV below cheer him on.

Mark Bishop: On one side of the screen, we see Syco Boy working over Doomsday with right hand punches on the pool table, and on the other side of the screen, we see Jack Clinton working over Rick Roll with a Boston Crab inside the ring.

Syco grabs the triangle that the balls are in and lifts it off the pool table as Doomsday gets up. But Syco whacks him over the head with the triangle, knocking Doomsday down facefirst on the pool table. Seeing that the balls are set up, Syco takes the pool stick and walks over to the other side of the table.

Koko B. Ware: I think Syco Boy's lining Doomsday up!

Syco bends down, takes aim and hits the balls with the pool stick, sending them into Doomsday's head, knocking him down off the table and onto the floor. Syco raises the stick in the air, and proceeds to go back upstairs as the shot goes to full screen, this time exclusively at ringside. Rick Roll has reached the ropes and Jack Clinton has let go of the Boston Crab. Meanwhile, Omerta and Dave Mason have knocked out Kid Thunder with a Double Dangerous DDT to the ground. And C-Pac has been helped out of the match by the medics.

Tammy Winters: Doomsday is out; C-Pac is out, and now Kid Thunder is out! Jack Clinton is on his own!

Koko B. Ware: The odds aren't good, but Jack Clinton is even more dangerous this week after losing to Viper last week.

Omerta runs into the ring, but Clinton knocks him down with a big boot. Dave into the ring, but Clinton takes him down with a powerslam. Omerta back up, but Clinton clotheslines him over the ropes and to the outside. Rick Roll back up and he hits Clinton in the back with forearm shots, but they have no effect as Clinton turns around and knocks him down with a clothesline. Dave back up and he again charges at Clinton, but Clinton grabs him, lifts him up in a military press, and throws him over the top ropes and sends him crashing into one of the patio tables as fans scatter out of the way. Clinton taunts the crowd as they boo him. Meanwhile, Enigmah makes her way down to the ring as the guys in the audience cheer.

Koko B. Ware: Now what business does Enigmah have out here?!

Tammy Winters: Well she is friends with Omerta, Rick Roll and Xtreme Team.

Mark Bishop: Jack Clinton doesn't seem too thrilled with her presence either.

Clinton turns his attention to Enigmah, who steps up onto the ring apron, the hard cam(the main default camera for wrestling events) behind her. Clinton has a few choice words for Enigmah, but she ignores them and takes off her shirt and throws it out into the crowd, who's screaming their heads off as she doesn't have a bra on and the camera catches her topless, bare back!

Koko B. Ware: Sweet Jesus!

Mark Bishop: I hope my wife and mother aren't watching!

Tammy Winters: What?! What?!

Clinton's jaw drops as Enigmah distracts him with her being topless. Rick Roll crawls up and grabs Clinton, rolling him up into a school boy. ONE... TWO... THREE! Enigmah hops down off the apron and walks off. The camera attempts to switch, but with the show being live it's a bit late and the previous camera shot catches a look at Enigmah's... um... Enigmahs.

Harry Sachs: The winner of the match... Every one of us who got to see Enigmah!

Tammy Winters: That Enigmah bitch thinks she can just upstage me on my show?!

Koko B. Ware: Your show?!

Mark Bishop: And Jack Clinton has just lost it in the ring, throwing a temper tantrum as Rick Roll pinned him for the one, two, three!

Rick Roll gets out of the ring just in time as Omerta and Dave have picked themselves up. They walk to the back and meet up with Syco. Clinton is screaming at them to get back into the ring. Luna Vachon runs to ringside with a mic that can only be heard on TV as Clinton gets out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: Luna, are you crazy?!

Luna Vachon: Jack, do you...

Jack Clinton: OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!

Clinton kicks Luna in the gut, then picks her up and drives her down with the Three Story Hell Ride!

Koko B. Ware: Hahaha! She's fallen, and she can't get up! Hahaha!

Tammy Winters: How could you be so insensitive, Koko?!

Mark Bishop: Someone get help for Luna, and find some damn cops to throw that bastard Jack Clinton in jail!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens at the broadcast location, where Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters are all sitting by.

Mark Bishop: Welcome back to SNW Guys Night Out, and we opened the show with Rick Roll getting a major upset victory over Jack Clinton.

Highlights of the last moments of the 8-man tag match are shown, where Enigmah takes off her shirt and flashes Clinton, followed by Rick Roll getting Clinton with a school boy roll up.

Koko B. Ware: There's no other way to put it. Jack Clinton literally got rickroll'd.

Back to live action.

Tammy Winters: Enigmah thinks she's so hot, trying to upstage me by flashing her wares for all to see. Well let me tell you something, I'm getting the last laugh. During the break, I talked to one of our cameramen out here, Gus, and he's agreed to get together with me and my main man to tape me and my main man doing you know what.

Koko B. Ware: Oh for the love of everything!

Mark Bishop: Well, Koko, it is late night, it is Guys Night Out, so I guess we'll be able to show it.

Koko B. Ware: If that filth is allowed to air, then I'm protesting the show by not being here.

Tammy Winters: Oh get over yourself.

Mark Bishop: Wait... what? .... OK, I'm getting word in my headset that there's a disturbance outside The Bone down below on ground level, let's see what's going on.

Camera shot switches down outside the front door of The Bone. Extrano is getting worked over by Goryokaku, while the Sports Nutz are taking care of the Alley Ratz. Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford are fighting it out with Stank Lovve and Cerise, with Cerise getting the better of Rutherford.

Mark Bishop: And it looks like these ten competitors couldn't wait to get their match started!

Koko B. Ware: Whoa! Extrano just got leveled with the Gory Kick!

Tammy Winters: What is Craig "Senior" Mueller doing with Eddy?!

Mark Bishop: It doesn't look good, whatever it is. Meanwhile, George Dunpork just scored a Touchdown brainbuster on Twitch, laying him out on the sidewalk!

Koko B. Ware: Uh oh, Craig is has Eddy in position.

Craig has Eddy set up for a piledriver. He jumps off the top of the car and nails the Slam Dunk piledriver on Eddy onto the sidewalk! Meanwhile, camera shot switches to the outdoor rooftop patio, where Rutherford and Smith have taken their fight with Stank and Cerise as referee Danny Travers runs after them to try to maintain order. But no such luck as Smith knocks out Travers with a Retribution DDT onto the patio ground.

Mark Bishop: Andrew Smith just took out referee Danny Travers with the Retribution DDT!

Koko B. Ware: Looks like we're down to just a tag team match.

Tammy Winters: Well here's hoping Cerise keeps her clothes on.

Stank grabs a hold of Smith, and they brawl on the outside. Smith grabs Stank in a side headlock, but Stank is much too powerful as he lifts Smith up and brings him down hard with a belly to back suplex. Meanwhile, Rutherford pokes Cerise in the eyes, then rolls her into the ring. Referee Rick Maynard runs into the ring and calls for the bell to "officially" start the match. Rutherford picks Cerise up, locks his arms up with hers and takes her over with a butterfly suplex. Rutherford follows up with a cover. ONE... TWO... Cerise kicks out. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Andrew Smith nails Stank Lovve with a low blow, drawing boos from the crowd.

Tammy Winters: Wait a second! I thought Andrew Smith was all about being a great wrestler!

Koko B. Ware: Did he use a weapon?

Tammy Winters: Well no, but...

Koko B. Ware: I rest my case.

Mark Bishop: But that was a blatant low blow, Koko.

Cerise tries to get up, but Rutherford grabs a hold of her and locks her in an abdominal stretch. Meanwhile, Smith is back up on the ring apron. Rutherford sees the ref going down to check on Cerise, and he uses the opportunity to grab the top rope with his free hand and pulling back on the abdominal stretch. Cerise screams out in pain, so the ref gets up to check out Rutherford, who has quickly let go of the top rope, which is shaking. The ref asks Rutherford why the rope is shaking, but Rutherford plays dumb. The ref goes back down to check on Cerise, and again Rutherford grabs the rope. But Rutherford gets distracted taunting the fans, and the ref catches him holding the rope, so he kicks Rutherford's hand off the rope to a big pop from the crowd.

Koko B. Ware: Who does referee Rick Maynard think he is?!

Tammy Winters: He's just enforcing the rules!

Mark Bishop: You wouldn't know that there are rules in SNW tonight, as crazy as tonight's show has been thus far.

Cerise hiptosses Rutherford over, getting out of the abdominal stretch. Rutherford back up, but Cerise takes him down with a Frankensteiner(huracanrana). Cerise rolls over and tags in Stank Lovve. Rutherford back up and he charges at Stank, but Stank picks him up, spins him around and slams him down hard with an Arn Anderson Spinebuster. Andrew Smith runs into the ring and charges at Stank, but Stank scoops Smith up and bodyslams him down to the canvas. While Stank plays to the crowd, Rutherford picks himself back up.

Tammy Winters: Stank better turn around.

Stank turns around, but gets taken down with an STO by Rutherford. Rutherford then goes over to help Smith up as Cerise pounds on the turnbuckle pad to get the crowd behind Stank. Smith and Rutherford attempt to pick up Stank for a double team vertical suplex, but Stank reverses, hitting them with a double suplex of his own to the delight of the crowd. Stank picks himself up as the crowd cheers him on to make the tag. Smith gets up and tries to grab a hold of him, but Stank nails him with the Complete Shot. Rutherford back up, but Stank picks him up and drives him down with a Falcon Arrow, then makes the tag to Cerise as the crowd cheers. Smith tries to get up, but Cerise charges at him and kicks him in the head with a Shining Wizard, knocking Smith out. Rutherford back up, but Cerise grabs him from behind with a Tazmission to a deafening roar from the crowd!

Mark Bishop: There it is! The Tazmission!

Koko B. Ware: Oh no!

Tammy Winters: And Mike Rutherford just tapped out to a girl!

The crowd is going crazy as the bell sounds. Cerise doesn't let go at first, then finally Stank convinces her to let go, and they get out of the ring together. Andrew Smith is back up and checks on Rutherford as Cerise coldly stares them down.

Harry Sachs: The winners of this match, Stank Lovve and Cerise Richardson!

Mark Bishop: Mike Rutherford can't be happy!

Koko B. Ware: This is an injustice! He was probably trying to kill a spider that was crawling in the ring, and that incompetent referee mistook it for a tap out!

IP Freely goes down to interview Stank and Cerise.

Mark Bishop: Alright, IP Freely is down there with Stank Lovve and Cerise Richardson. Mr. Freely?

IP Freely: Stank, Cerise, a big victory, making the self proclaimed "hero" of SNW tap out.

Cerise Richardson: How fitting that Mike Rutherford taps out to the Dark Angel of SNW under the dark moon light.

Stank Lovve: Damn straight, skippy! Now believe that, playa!

IP Freely: OK, Mark, Koko and Tammy, back to you.

Mark Bishop: And we'll be right back after this!

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[Hollywood]

“Redeemer” hits the P.A. System and Azrael makes his way down to the ring as the fans are cheering and booing wildly. He walks past and rolls into the ring. With a menacing smile on his face, he raises his hands to the crowd and they go nuts, with more screaming.[/color]

Tammy Winters: Now here’s a man who could keep me warm at night.

Koko B. Ware: And probably slice your throat in the morning.

Tammy Winters: Those rumors are unfounded.

Mark Bishop: What rumors?

Koko B. Ware: The rumors of Mister Psycho there.

Azrael’s music fades and he turns around to the crowd, a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye.[/i]

Azrael: Now I am a man who does not like to be told what I can and can’t do, and you see one of the things I don’t like being told by anybody what terms I must accept what is mine. You see, upon winning the Seven Stages of Violence, I won a chance at Texas gold. But I don’t want it not yet. Instead, I want to see who’s got the nerve to challenge for it themselves, who believes they deserve this opportunity I’m so willing to squander and how much there willing to go through to get it from me? So I’m issuing a challenge to anyone in this arena to face me at No Holds Barred, in a match of my choosing of which the stipulation shall be revealed at Onslaught by myself alone. Oh and so I can’t go back on my deal...

Azrael slides out of the ring and walks round to the commentators desk. He takes a hold of Koko B. Ware and yanks him out of his seat, then kicking the seat over, he picks up a briefcase before turning around and walking back to and in the ring.[/color]

Koko B. Ware: There we go. My job's done. I kept that briefcase nice and safe...

Tammy Winters: What’s that smell?

Mark Bishop: Koko did you...

Koko B. Ware: Be quiet, Bishop, or I’ll set Frankie on you.

Azrael holds the briefcase up, then putting it down he opens it up, and pulls out a piece of paper. He shuts the briefcase, and places the paper on top of it with a pen.[/i]

Azrael: Here at my feet is a contract for any star to sign, a contract that will give them a chance to win my title match opportunity from me. However should they lose they will not get a second chance at earning this title shot. So who in this company believes they have what it takes to beat me? Who wants to show me they can go past the pain threshold I provide?

Koko B. Ware: I wonder which chump is gonna call his bluff.

Tammy Winters: You think Azrael’s bluffing?

Koko B. Ware: Erm... nope.

"Careless Whisper" by Ten Masked Men hits the P.A. system and Emo Kid and Hannah come out. They make their way down to the ring, and Emo rolls in. Hannah stays on the outside of the ring not daring to enter. Emo Kid has a mic in hand, and he taunts to the crowd, who's shouting catcalls and obscenities at him as the alcohol is kicking in.

Emo Kid: Seven Stages of Violence, you beat me for that shot. However I feel I deserve a rematch. I feel that I deserve another chance to make you understand me. At No Holds Barred, I’ll take you in whatever match you want. I’ll beat you hands down without breaking a sweat.

Emo Kid gets down and looking at the paper, he picks the pen up and signs his name. Just as he puts the pen down, Azrael stomps down hard on Emo Kid's face driving it into the briefcase and causing him to bounce back.

OOOOHHHH!

Azrael: Seems we have a taker. Then I’ll be seeing you once again Kid at No Holds Barred on Friday the 13th.

Azrael takes the briefcase and rolls out of the ring, Hannah rolls in to check on Emo Kid, who has just sat up and his nose can be seen gushing out blood.

Tammy Winters: Emo Kid's nose is bleeding!

Koko B. Ware: That's nothing compared to what Azrael will have in store when SNW goes on primetime network television on February 13.

Mark Bishop: We'll be back after this timeout!

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[Hollywood]

The scene opens up in an apartment building, various bottles of beer on the floor, newspaper and trash all over the place. A beaten up torn apart couch sits middle in what is the living room as the camera goes past it and enters a bedroom. No beds, just a chair in the corner with a broken mirror laying on the ground with glass everywhere. A man with shoulder length hair sits on the chair staring down at the glass, as blood drips from the palm of his hand. The man continues to stare at the ground but in a soft voice begins to speak.[/color]

You see a few months ago my form of taking out all this pain was to take it out on others. I would wake up and go and fight in the middle of a ring. Yes, this individual you currently see was a professional wrestler. Some could say I just had the knack for it. I had it all and in a blink of an eye it was ALL AWAY. I had everything and then it was GONE. I had it all, I was a superstar in one place. I was it, I was the one. I was at the top of my game. Yet its all over now. I have nothing left, nothing left for me to do. Yet I thought to myself, the one last thing I could do is end this final chapter. End this book with a bullet to my head.

The man grins some as a sadistic laugh, echoes along the walls, as he rubs his bloody palm against his face, with the blood dripping along the side of his face.

Yet this here shows that its just me being human. So instead of putting that bullet into my brains like Kurt Cobain. I will sit here and with that camera give all you people my life story. Chapter one is to begin soon, so I hope you all sit next to your chimneys and sit there against the fire and warm up as I know my story surely is one that needs to be told. So here I lie in an apartment that use to be were a mother called home. This is the grounds were I was raised for my first few years of life. So fitting that I take this trip down memory lane and show you all what a wonderful life I had. Perhaps this road will lead me back to where everyone says I belong, the middle of a God forsaken ring.

The man slowly turns as he continues to rub his hand along his face, as he runs his fingers through his hair as it flows back the camera zooms on his face, showing it all blood stained, so you can’t get a good idea as to who it is. The man tilts his head as his hair falls back down in front of his face as the scene fades away. Shot switches back to ringside as "Sinner" blares over the PA, and the crowd booing as Viper steps out into view.

Mark Bishop: Just who on earth was that who was in that video package that was sent to us to air?

Tammy Winters: I don't know, but he's a little bit sexy for being dirty and rough around the edges.

Koko B. Ware: We're trying to figure out who that man was, and all you're concerned about is how good he looks?!

Mark Bishop: Alright, let's not have another fight break out here at the broadcast location as Viper makes his way to the ring for his Von Erich Memorial Championship #1 contenders match.

Harry Sachs: This match is set for one fall, and it is to determine the #1 contender to the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. First, from Fayetteville, North Carolina and weighing 324 pounds, Viper!

Viper steps over the ropes and enters the ring, then makes an 'X' formation with his arms and hands. "Balls To The Walls" blasts over the PA, and Johnny Moxie walks into camera view and notices some of the girls who are dancing on the tables. They blow him a kiss, and he winks his eyes at them. Viper bolts out of the ring and ambushes Moxie with a running big boot to the face right when Moxie turns around, and the fans nearby boo Viper.

Mark Bishop: Viper didn't even let Moxie get into the ring!

Koko B. Ware: That's what Johnny gets for getting distracted with those skanks!

Tammy Winters: Excuse me, those are good friends of mine!

Koko B. Ware: So I was right when I called them skanks!

Mark Bishop: Again, stop it! This is a big matchup here!

Koko B. Ware: Well at the rate Viper is punching away on Moxie on the floor, this match might not last too long.

Viper picks Moxie up, but Moxie gouges Viper's eyes. Moxie follows up with an Irish whip, sending Viper backfirst into the ring apron, and Viper holds the small of his back in pain as he stands himself up against the ring apron. Moxie runs in and lunges at Viper, grabbing him by the head and punching away at him. Viper returns the favor to Moxie and gouges him in the eyes, then rams his head onto the ring apron. Viper rolls Moxie into the ring, follows him in, and referee Mike Croft calls for the bell as it sounds to officially begin the match.

Mark Bishop: And now the match is officially underway.

Koko B. Ware: And Viper is going for a faster official win than Mike LaFontaine last week against Josh Knox, but Johnny Moxie kicks out at two.

Tammy Winters: I don't know who to pull for here. Viper dissed the Cowboys this past week on his video package shown on SNW.com, but Johnny Moxie is from New York.

Viper picks Moxie up and whips him into the ropes. Viper ducks down as Moxie rebounds off the ropes, but Moxie flips over him and attempts a sunset flip pin. However, Viper is much too large for Moxie to bring down this early in the bout, and Viper grabs Moxie by the throat, and in one fluid motion he picks him up and choketosses him overhead, causing Moxie to crash flat on his back.

Tammy Winters: Good grief! Just the sheer power of Viper is amazing!

Koko B. Ware: You just now discovered that Viper is powerful?

Mark Bishop: Can't someone just make an observation without you yelling at them, Koko?

Viper picks Moxie up and nails him with a side backbreaker, followed up by a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Moxie kicks out. Viper goes to pick Moxie up, but Moxie hits him with a series of forearm shots to the midsection. Viper answers with a knee to Moxie's midsection, then scoops him up for a bodyslam, but Moxie slips down behind Viper. Viper turns around and gets nailed by a standing dropkick from Moxie, but it only staggers the big man.

Mark Bishop: Moxie with another dropkick, but again it only staggers the big man.

Koko B. Ware: I bet Johnny Moxie wishes he was Hotstuff Hernandez right now so he could take Viper down with ease.

Tammy Winters: Whoa! Third time's the charm as Moxie just dropkicked Viper out of the ring!

Viper picks himself up off the floor as Moxie runs, jumps up and clears the top ropes, twists himself in mid-air and attempts a twisting moonsault onto Viper, but Viper catches Moxie, runs and rams him shoulderfirst into the turnbuckle post.

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: How much more punishment can Johnny Moxie take?

Koko B. Ware: It looks like we'll be seeing the battle of the seven foot monsters on the No Holds Barred TV special February, Friday the 13th.

Tammy Winters: And with the roll Viper's been on lately, if he wins this match and faces Omerta, Friday the 13th may prove to be unlucky for the Von Erich Memorial Champion.

Viper rolls Moxie back into the ring and follows in. He picks Moxie up and brings him down with a DDT, followed by a cover. ONE... TWO... Moxie gets the shoulder up. Viper goes to pick Moxie up, but Moxie counters with a jawbreaker that staggers the big man. Moxie grabs Viper in a front facelock and brings him down with a DDT of his own. Moxie goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Viper kicks out, but is immediately caught in a Reverse Dragon Sleeper by Moxie.

Mark Bishop: Mike Croft checking in on Viper, but he refuses to submit to this Reverse Dragon Sleeperhold that Johnny Moxie has on him.

Koko B. Ware: Unlike Tammy, a shot at a championship as prestigious as the Von Erich Memorial Title doesn't COME everyday.

Tammy Winters: What did you just say?!

Mark Bishop: Don't get started again, you two!

Viper fights his way back up and breaks free of the Reverse Dragon Sleeper. Viper goes for a clothesline, but Moxie ducks and nails Viper right in the face with a reverse thrust kick that staggers Viper around, then takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Moxie with another cover. ONE... TWO... Viper kicks out. Moxie picks Viper up and brings him down with a Flatliner, then another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Viper gets the shoulder up. Viper picks himself up as Moxie nails him with double axe handles to the back to keep him stunned, then proceeds to run the ropes. Moxie rebounds off the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Viper counters with a powerbomb!

OOOOHHHH!

Viper with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Moxie somehow gets the shoulder up. Viper argues with the ref, but he rests his case that the count was two. Viper picks Moxie up, double underhooks his arms, lifts him up as if to go for a double underhook suplex, but instead brings him down with a sitout double underhook facebuster.

Mark Bishop: That should do it. ONE... TWO... NO! Moxie somehow got up from that!

Koko B. Ware: One of these two may have to die for this match to end.

Tammy Winters: Someone is bound to get all excited and make one big costly mistake with everything that is on the line here.

Viper picks Moxie up and whips him into the corner. Viper charges in, but Moxie gets his right boot up, nailing Viper in the face, which staggers him back. Moxie climbs up to the middle turnbuckle, jumps off and nails Viper with a nasty DDT!

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: New York State of Mind! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Your winner and now #1 contender for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title, Johnny Moxie!

Koko B. Ware: I didn't think he'd pull it out, but Johnny Moxie has pulled out another victory from the jaws of defeat.

Tammy Winters: And he is STILL undefeated!

Mark Bishop: Well up next, it's the main event! Silvus vs Soul Reaper in a rematch from It's Christmas Dammit for the Texas Championship!

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: The time has come for the main event of the evening. And with both men referring to Hellspawn this week will he make his presence known.

Koko B. Ware: I hope he does and takes back what is rightfully his. Neither of these guys are the champion Hellspawn was.

Tammy Winters: As usual Koko you have no idea what you are talking about. Silvus and Soul Reaper both deserve to be champion and tonight one is going to walk out of here champion.

Mark Bishop: Lets go the ring for introductions.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentleman this is the main event of the evening and is for the SNW Texas Championship.

"Inside the Fire" plays as the crowd cheers while Soul Reaper makes his way out.

Harry Sachs: Introducing first from Fresno, California and weighing 242 pounds, Soul Reaper!

Soul Reaper continues to the ring with a look of determination on his face. Soul Reaper climbs into the ring and plays to the crowd.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent...

"Wishmaster" hits as the crowd erupts. Silvus walks out with the SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist.

Harry Sachs: From Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds, he is the SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Silvus slaps a few hands on the way to the ring. He stops at the ring and removes his title and holds it in the air as the crowd cheers louder. Silvus climbs into the ring and hands the ref the title. The ref holds the title in the air and hands it to Harry Sachs before calling for the bell. Silvus and Soul Reaper slowly circle each other. Soul Reaper points toward the title saying something to Silvus. They lock up in a collar elbow tie-up. Soul Reaper applies a headlock that is quickly countered into a arm lock by Silvus. Soul Reaper reverses and applies a arm lock of his own. Silvus throws a elbow hitting Soul Reaper in the face breaking the hold. Silvus goes for Soul Reaper, but Soul Reaper takes him down with a drop toe hold and quickly follows that into a side headlock. Silvus rolls Soul Reaper onto his shoulders, but Soul Reaper flips back into the side headlock before the ref can count one. Silvus starts to make it to his feet and backs Soul Reaper up to the ropes and sends him off. Silvus tries to take Soul Reaper down with a shoulder block, but neither man moves.

Mark Bishop: Looks like a stalemate.

Koko B. Ware: Frankie could shoulderblock both men down at the same time.

Tammy Winters: What the hell are you talking about? Frankie is dead get back to reality.

Koko B. Ware: Frankie isn't dead. He's on vacation.

Silvus and Soul Reaper again lock up, and this time, Soul Reaper backs Silvus to the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, and Soul Reaper breaks. Silvus goes to lock up again, but Soul Reaper kicks him in the gut followed by a right hand. Soul Reaper takes Silvus over with a snapmare followed by a kick to the back of the head. Soul Reaper pulls Silvus to his feet and hits an overhead belly to belly. Soul Reaper quickly gets to Silvus and drops an elbow across his face. Soul Reaper pulls Silvus to his feet and hits a knee to the gut and whips him into the ropes. When Silvus comes off, Soul Reaper hits him with a dropkick right to the face. Soul Reaper hits the ropes and drops an elbow to Silvus' chest before covering. ONE... Silvus kicks out.

Mark Bishop: You have to do more then that to pin Silvus.

Koko B. Ware: Well so far, this match is boring. When are the tables going to be brought in?

Tammy Winters: This isn't a tables match you bird brain! Soul Reaper needs to stay on Silvus.

Soul Reaper gets to his feet and grabs Silvus' arm and drops a knee to the elbow. Soul Reaper quickly locks in an arm breaker. Silvus tries to roll into the arm breaker, but Soul Reaper uses the strength in his legs to put him back on the mat. Silvus keeps wrenching on the arm until Silvus finally gets his foot on the rope, forcing the ref to break the hold. Soul Reaper breaks the hold and pulls Silvus to his feet. Soul Reaper grabs Silvus' arm and wraps it around the top rope before kicking the rope. Silvus stumbles back holding his arm and Soul Reaper takes him down with a clothesline. Soul Reaper stomps Silvus' arm a few times and gets him to his feet. Soul Reaper puts Silvus' arm behind his back and bodyslams Silvus down. Soul Reaper waits for Silvus to start to get to his feet before putting him back down on the mat with a Shinning Wizard. Soul Reaper covers. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out.

Mark Bishop: Soul Reaper is working on Silvus' arm, which to me is a smart move.

Koko B. Ware: Well it's probably the first smart thing Soul Reaper has done in his whole life.

Tammy Winters: Soul Reaper can do this match with a gameplan and is sticking to it.

Soul Reaper pulls Silvus to his feet and whips him into the corner. Soul Reaper charges Silvus, but Silvus gets a foot to the face of Soul Reaper. Silvus explodes out the corner with a clothesline but aggravates the arm Soul Reaper had been working on. Silvus tries to shake the feeling back into his arm as he kicks Soul Reaper int the head as he tries to get to his feet. Silvus pulls Soul Reaper up and hits a back breaker. Silvus, still favoring his arm, drops a knee across Soul Reapers face. Silvus gets Soul Reaper up with one arm and sends him shoulderfirst into the turnbuckle. Soul Reaper staggers back and right into a dragon sleeper by Silvus. Silvus tightens the hold but then releases it and grabs his arm as the ref ask him if he wants to stop.

Mark Bishop: Silvus' arm seems to be causing him real problems.

Koko B. Ware: I hope his arm is broken, then we can end this match and I can go see Frankie.

Tammy Winters: If Silvus can't even apply a dragon sleeper, how is he going to be able to hit his Retribution Chokeslam?

Soul Reaper quickly gets to his feet but gets caught with a thrust kick from Silvus. Silvus pulls Soul Reaper up and backs him into the corner. Silvus buries a few shoulderblocks to Silvus' gut, followed by a few elbow shots to the face with his good arm. Silvus whips Soul Reaper across the ring and into the other corner. Silvus makes his way to Soul Reaper and kicks him in the gut before placing him on the top rope. Silvus climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a superplex. Both men hit hard and Silvus grabs his arm as soon as he hits the mat. Silvus throws a arm over Soul Reaper. ONE... TWO... kickout! Silvus slowly gets to his feet and yanks Soul Reaper up. Silvus goes for a powerbomb but his arm gives out and he cant get Soul Reaper up. Silvus tries again but Soul Reaper blocks it and counters it into a back drop. Soul Reaper gets Silvus to his feet and throws him through the ropes to the floor. The ref tries to stop Soul Reaper from going to the apron as he starts to count. Soul Reaper gets on the apron and when Silvus gets to his feet, Soul Reaper hits a double axe handle to the top of his head. Soul Reaper pulls Silvus up and pulls him toward the ring steps as the ref yells at them to get in the ring. Soul Reaper slams Silvus bad arm into the the top of the ring steps before throwing him back into the ring. Silvus is on the mat holding his arm when Soul Reaper comes off the top rope with a frog splash. ONE... TWO... Silvus barely gets the shoulder up.

Mark Bishop: That was nothing but instinct there I believe.

Koko B. Ware: I thought Silvus was done, honestly.

Tammy Winter: Well, Soul Reaper needs to go for the win here.

Soul Reaper looks shocked as he stares at the ref but quickly goes back to work stomping away at Silvus' arm. Soul Reaper pulls Silvus up and hits a Soul Stealer DDT. Soul Reaper, feeling the title is within his reach, pulls Silvus to his feet and whips Silvus into the ropes. When Silvus comes off, Soul Reaper hits the Heart Stopper Spinebuster. Soul Reaper again covers, but again Silvus kicks out at two. Soul Reaper quickly gets to his feet and pulls Silvus up and hits a gutwrench suplex. Soul Reaper waits for Silvus to get to his feet before hitting a springboard kick right to his face. Soul Reaper again covers but still can not get a three count. Soul Reaper starts arguing with the ref as Silvus slowly gets to his feet. Soul Reaper charges at Silvus, but Silvus catches him with a Mandible Claw, transitioned into the Retribution Slam. Both men lay motionless on the mat as the ref starts to count.

Mark Bishop: Silvus hit the Retribution Slam, but he is so worn from this match he can't make the cover.

Koko B. Ware: That was a desperation move if I ever saw one.

Tammy Winters: It might have been a desperation move but it worked.

The ref gets to 7 as both men start moving. Silvus and Soul Reaper both get to their feet at 9 and trade punches in the middle of the ring. Silvus gets the better of the punches and backs Soul Reaper back into the ropes. Silvus whips Soul Reaper across the ring but Soul Reaper reverses it sending Silvus into the ropes. Soul Reaper goes for a Yakuza kick, but Silvus ducks and when Soul Reaper turns around, Silvus takes him down with a flying clothesline. Silvus quickly gets Soul Reaper up and hits him with a thunderous powerbomb. Silvus waits for Soul Reaper to start getting up before kicking him hard in the ribs. Silvus pulls Soul Reaper up and hits a piledriver. Silvus quickly locks in a dragon sleeper on Soul Reaper. Soul Reaper tries to fight out of the hold but slowly starts to fade. The ref checks Soul Reaper's arm once and it falls to his side. The ref checks it again and again it falls to his side. The ref checks it for a third time but Soul Reaper somehow keeps his arm from falling. Soul Reaper uses his flexibility and hits a knee to Silvus' head breaking the hold. Silvus gets to his feet and hits a dropkick to the back of Soul Reaper's head. Silvus covers. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out.

Mark Bishop: Neither of these men want to lose this match and they're trying everything to pin the other.

Koko B. Ware: If I was still wrestling, this match would have been over by now.

Tammy Winters: You're right about that. You would have been pinned thirty seconds in.

Koko B. Ware: That's not true!

Silvus waits for Soul Reaper to get to his feet and locks in the Mandible Claw. Soul Reaper kicks Silvus in the gut repeatedly, forcing him to break the hold. Soul Reaper out of nowhere hits the Reapercutter on Silvus and again both men lay motionless on the mat. The crowd starts to boo as Wench and Gory make their way onto the roofdeck patio.

Mark Bishop: What are they doing out here?

Tammy Winters: I thought Wench was supposed to be in Japan.

Koko B. Ware: I hear her plane boards tomorrow. As for why they're out here, maybe their television in the back went out so they came to watch the rest of the match.

Tammy Winters: Highly unlikely.

Wench and Gory stay several feet away from the ring as Silvus and Soul Reaper get to their feet. Silvus notices Wench and Gory and points at them, which gives Soul Reaper a opening to hit a neckbreaker from behind on Silvus. Soul Reaper climbs to the top rope and goes for the Phoenix Splash, but Silvus gets his knees up. Soul Reaper is holding his gut as Silvus slowly gets to his feet. Soul Reaper gets to his feet, and Silvus quickly takes him down with the Retribution. Silvus covers. ONE... TWO... Wench pulls the ref out of the ring, then kicks him in the groin as the fans boo her.

Mark Bishop: What the hell?!

Koko B. Ware: I guess Wench feels the ref isn't doing a good job.

Tammy Winters: Wait a minute! Is that Hellspawn?! It looks like him, but I can't exactly tell because of the scars on his face!

Mark Bishop: It is! He's been hiding under the ring this whole show! Silvus, turn around!

Silvus turns around, and Hellspawn throws a fireball at him. Hellspawn is standing in the middle of the ring while Silvus rolls around on the mat holding his face. The ref is out cold and Soul Reaper is still not moving. Hellspawn quickly pulls Silvus up and hits the Heart Punch, leaving Silvus motionless on the mat.

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn just ruined this great match!

Koko B. Ware: Well look at his face. He warned everyone he was coming and now there will be hell to pay.

Tammy Winters: Hellspawn just cost Soul Reaper and Silvus the chance to see who is the better man you know there will be pay back.

Hellspawn leaves the ring as EMTs rush to Silvus. Hellspawn joins Wench and Gory outside the ring as the fans boo them. Wench hands Hellspawn a mask that he puts over his face. Hellspawn turns toward the ring and laughs as the show goes to black.