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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:14:32 GMT -6
Shot opens to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Soul Reaper brawling with various random bar patrons inside the Lizard Lounge; the Destruction Crew tearing apart the Glass Cactus; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; and ending with Hellspawn holding his SNW Texas Championship belt up in the air with his left hand(the viewer's right).
Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voiceovers.Mark Bishop: Tonight, on Guys Night Out from the Fillmore Pub in Plano, Texas, Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith team up to take on the Williams Brothers!
Koko B. Ware: The Sports Nutz team up against Super Vader and Killer Kong!
Tammy Winters: Jack Clinton takes on Emo Kid, and if he loses, he can't utter the words "emo kids" ever again unless he's referring to his opponent for tonight!
Mark Bishop: Harvey Cross will be making his debut!
Tammy Winters: And Venom will be making his debut as well!
Koko B. Ware: The SNW Von Erich Memorial Title goes on the line as Johnny Moxie defends the title against Omerta in a rematch from No Holds Barred!
Mark Bishop: And our feature match-up pits Soul Reaper and the Alley Ratz against the SNW Texas Tag Champions, Wench and Goryokaku, and SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Hellspawn, collectively known as the Dark Ones!Shot switches to outside the Fillmore Pub, where we see people entering the venue as the camera zooms in, then the shot switches to the inside of the building as we see everyone mingling with each other, anticipating the show getting underway. [/color] [/color][/i] Mark Bishop: Welcome to Guy Night Out, where we have a hell of a card for you tonight!
Koko B. Ware: Tonight we will finally get to see Frankie in action!
Tammy Winters: What the hell are you talking about? The one thing I want to find out tonight is what is Gordie's big secret.
Mark Bishop: Let's head to the ring for our first match."Bodies" hits as the Williams Brothers come out with their manager, Tony Spiccoli, as the fans boo them out of the building.[/color] Harry Sachs: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being lead to the ring by Tony Spiccoli, Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers![/b] Mike and Mark pose in the ring as the fans continue to boo them and "Bodies" dies down. “TNT” hits as Mike and Andrew make their way to the ring to cheers from the fans.[/color] Harry Sachs: And their opponents, Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!
Koko: Bunch of bandwagon jumpers!
Mark Bishop: Hey, I like anybody who's willing to beat up Gordie and the Sports Nutz too!Mike jumps over the rope while Andrew comes through the ropes. Each takes to a different turnbuckle to pose for the fans, who cheer them on.
The ref called for the bell and the match got off to a quick pace as Mike Williams and Mike Rutherford started the match. Mike from the Williams Brothers got control early and planted Rutherford from TNT with a huge powerslam. Mike Williams tagged in Marcus who continued the assault on Mike Rutherford until he was able to counter an Irish whip and hit a jumping knee to Marcus' face. Mike Rutherford got Andrew the tag, and Andrew cleared the ring of the Williams brothers. Andrew vaulted himself over the top rope but was caught by the Williams Brothers and slammed into the ring post.
The match got back inside and the Williams Brothers worked on Andrew's back using quick tags and double teams moves to keep the advantage. The Williams Brothers kept things in their favor until Andrew was able to move out of the way of a flying elbow by Mike Williams. Both teams made tags and Mike Rutherford and Marcus Williams got into a wild brawl right in the middle of the ring. Mike Rutherford got control of Marcus Williams and hit a piledriver that left Marcus unable to move for a bit. Tony quickly got on the ring apron and distracted the ref. While the ref was busy with Tony, the Sports Nutz came from the crowd and hit both Rutherford and Andrew Smith with chairs. The interference allowed Marcus to pin Mike Rutherford and pick up the win for his team.[/color] Harry Sachs: Here are your winners, Mike and Marcus the William Brothers!The Sport Nutz laughed as they headed to the back. Mike and Andrew watched as the Sport Nutz disappeared into the back.[/color] Mark Bishop: The Sport Nutz will be facing TNT at WrestleStock. I guess they thought this was a way to try to weaken them before the match.
Tammy Winters: I'd expect them to use that as a lame excuse.
Koko B. Ware: Remember that Andrew Smith's new contract will be on the line in that match.
Tammy Winters: Well the Sports Nutz better be ready because after what they did here, you know that Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith will be looking for revenge.[/color] The show goes to commercial as we see the Williams Brothers celebrating the win.BOB STURM, DAN McDOWELL, AND DONOVAN LEWIS! BaD RADIO, MON-FRI NOON-3 PM CENTRAL ON SPORTSRADIO 1310 THE TICKET![/color][/center] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:23:17 GMT -6
A rather slow but hauntingly upbeat song plays as various images of white and gray flash across the screen, too fast for the eye to fully discern. The announcers are silent, their eyes glued to the flitting images with interest. As soon as they begin, the images fade into a swirling gray background and yellow letters from out of the mist:
Prepare for His return…
Koko: Please don't tell me that Extrano's been allowed to return.
Tammy Winters: Well you never know what could happen in SNW.
Mark Bishop: Now as I understand, IP Freely has located Rick Roll outside the Fillmore Pub. Let's go to IP right now. [/color] IP Freely is shown standing outside the Fillmore pub, as Rick Roll is sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground, not saying a word.
IP Freely:
Rick Roll, I was wondering if I could get a word from you. I mean tonight is karaoke night here and the star of the show is sitting outside on a bench, why is that?
Rick doesn’t reply he turns his head and just shrugs his shoulders, with a depressing look on his face.
IP Freely:
Has this mystery man gotten to you, to the point that there is nothing you can do to make things better. The mystery man has apparently stated that Enigmah will be freed next week. You going to be there and try to get your hands on him?
Rick looks up at Freely and glares at him, Rick stands up and nods his head.
Rick Roll:
Me, mystery man next week, Enigmah I get next week. I will never give up on Enigmah. She is the only reason I haven’t taken the deep end, the Kurt Cobain, the hanging by a thread. Whatever you people call it these days. This mystery crap ends soon and when it does, when I finally show that mystery man that the true heroes are the fans who do there daily lives. Then, just then will I get my hands on that man and beat him. Enigmah will be mine and I can finally have peace. So just leave me alone, I’ll be around next week.
IP Freely goes to say something else, but Rick Roll just walks away not saying another word as the scene fades."To Kill a Stranger" hits as Venom appears and make his way down to the ring.Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a singles match, scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 226 pounds, Venom![/color] Venom enters the ring, walks to the turnbuckle that’s the nearest to him, extends his arms out and does the “Wolfpack” pose with both hands as some fans boo.Mark Bishop: It's been over a year since we've seen Venom.
Tammy Winters: And we still haven't HEARD back from him.
Koko B. Ware: Maybe he was keeping quiet because he was focusing on his match."To Kill A Stranger" fades and is replaced by "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Pet Shop Boys. Pat Neely makes his way to the ring to no reaction.[/color] Harry Sachs: And his opponent weighing 203 pounds, from Saginaw, Texas, Pat Neely!
Tammy: My, my how scrummy is Venom.
Koko: Oh dear, you just can’t help yourself at all can you!Right as Pat enters the ring, Venom runs at him. But Pat ducks and rolls Venom up from behind getting the three count to a big pop![/color] Koko: What the hell? Did I just see that right?[/color] Pat Neely, quite shocked, gets up and slides out of the ring, running for his life as he leaves a very miffed Venom standing up in the ring.[/color] Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match, Pat Neely!
Mark Bishop: Well if you didn't believe it at first, Harry Sachs just confirmed it.
Tammy: Well, keep tuned in folks, we will be back after these commercial advertisements.SNW WRESTLESTOCK! LIVE ON PPV, SUNDAY NIGHT, MARCH 29 FROM THE COTTON BOWL IN DALLAS, TX! 7 PM CENTRAL![/b][/center] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:24:32 GMT -6
"Sic Transit Gloria Glory Fades" starts beating in, and Harvey Cross makes his way out and heads for the ring. [/color] Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall! Weighing in at 240 lbs, from Detroit, Michigan, Harvey Cross!Harvey looks around at the fans before sliding in under the ropes. He then poses to the crowd.[/color] Harry Sachs: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas and weighing 220 lbs, Greg Wilson!Harvey dominated Greg throughout the match, hitting him with Mongolian Slaps, uppercuts, and stiff forearm shots. The crowd oohed and awed when Harvey nailed Greg with an STO into a backbreaker, then followed up with a Fisherman's Buster before signaling for his patented maneuver. Harvey picked Greg up and nailed him with the Medicating for the win.[/color] Harry Sachs: Your winner, Harvey Cross!
Koko: Harvey Cross sure beat that jay-brone there.
Tammy: I see another sex tape in the making!
Mark Bishop: Oh dear god, please no! Anything but that!
Koko: I have to agree with that! Stay tuned folks! We will be right back!
THE SPORTYS! LIVE, SATURDAY NIGHT, MARCH 28 AT THE FAIR PARK COLISEUM IN DALLAS, TX! 7 PM CENTRAL ON THE CW NETWORK![/center] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:27:06 GMT -6
Shot opens inside the Fillmore Pub as "Careless Whisper" is playing over the PA and Emo Kid is on his way to the ring to boos from the crowd.
Harry Sachs: This match is set for one fall, and if Jack Clinton does not win, he cannot utter the words "emo kids" ever again unless he's talking about his opponent for this evening! Hailing from Bakersfield, California and weighing 185 pounds, Emo Kid!
Mark Bishop: I understand IP Freely is on his way to get a word with Emo Kid.
IP Freely: Thanks, Mark. Emo Kid, many people are saying that...
Emo Kid: That what? I don't care about Hannah because I didn't mention what happened to her in my video that aired on SNW.com? Well I did mention her! In fact, the first several minutes of the unedited video shows me balling for her, begging Azrael to bring her back, then I had to stop for a minute to get myself together. Now the edited video, it starts after I had gotten myself together. And I'm pretty damn sure that Azrael had that tape edited in order to brainwash Hannah!
IP Freely: Now there have also been rumblings about Andy Lionheart still trying to seek revenge against you.
Emo Kid: You know what? The hell with it! I want Gordon Heath and Goryokaku to make a three way match at WrestleStock, any sort of stipulation they can think of, pitting me against Azrael and Andy Lionheart so I can rid SNW of those parasites once and for all!
Emo enters the ring, a bit distressed as "Careless Whisper" dies down. "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" by White Zombie booms over the PA, and while half the fans are booing, there are quite a few that cheer as Jack Clinton appears. [/color] Mark Bishop: Listen to this warm reception for Jack Clinton.
Koko B. Ware: Jack, don't listen to these fans! They'll be the death of your career! Believe me, I know!
Tammy Winters: Why shouldn't he embrace the fans? He has been on a bit of a roll lately.Clinton enters the ring, and referee Mike Croft signals for the bell.
Emo Kid didn't seem very focused as he was worried about Hannah's well-being. Jack Clinton dominated Emo early on in the match up, but Emo was able to mount a comeback when Clinton charged into the corner and Emo got the boot up. After that, Emo was fired up, as if he remembered why he was put into this match with Clinton. Emo Kid had to use his speed and various strikes against Clinton due to the size difference. Emo Kid made a big mistake, however, as he climbed to the top turnbuckle and came off with a flying crossbody block. Clinton caught Emo, hoisted him up and drove him down with the Three Story Hell Ride. Referee Danny Travers counted to two, but Clinton let go of the pin, shaking his head "no," indicating he intended to inflict more pain on Emo Kid. Clinton went to the outside, grabbed a bottle of beer from one of the patrons inside the Fillmore Pub, and went into the ring as Emo Kid staggered to his feet. The referee begged Jack not to use the bottle. Clinton shoved the referee down, then smashed the beer bottle over Emo Kid's head as the referee frantically ordered the bell to be rung.Harry Sachs: The winner by disqualification, Emo Kid!
Mark Bishop: And the referee is yelling at Jack Clinton, and I can't blame him.
Tammy Winters: You know what this means?! Jack Clinton can't utter the words "emo kids" unless he's referring to Emo Kid himself!
Koko B. Ware: Listen to these fans!
Clinton grabs the referee by the throat and destroys him with the Final Destruction chokeslam to a deafening pop from the crowd![/color] Mark Bishop: Is it that the fans hate Emo Kid that much more, or is it that they're just bloodthirsty freaks?
Koko B. Ware: I've been trying to tell you fools that the fans are sick!
Tammy Winters: Personally, I think the thought of a referee getting beat up is funny.
Mark Bishop: Oh brother... What's that?... Oh you've gotta be kidding me!
Koko B. Ware: What?
Mark Bishop: I've just been told in my headset that we have yet another video from this mystery man who has kidnapped Enigmah. And apparently they're under strict orders from Goryokaku to air it.Scene opens showing Enigmah instead of sitting down, she is standing, but her left leg is cuffed to a chain that is bolted into the ground. She stands there looking around as the camera zooms out and shows the mystery man with his mask off but his face away from the camera sitting down in the chair that Enigmah has sat in for the last few weeks.
Man: “Enigmah, you’re making it seem like I am the bad guy here. I’m not a bad guy, I’m not a bad human being, its just you happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This isn’t about you, this is about me trying to get into the mind of one of SNW’s fan favorites. This whole thing is just me playing a trick of sorts getting into the mind of someone those Texans would claim to be one of there own heroes.”
Enigmah: "Are you sure you weren’t born an ass? Your mother would be so ashamed of you, she wouldn’t want to see her son kidnapping poor girls to send messages, but hey thats just me all over, no one has shown that they are bothered I am here, where are my family, and friends for support, it would obviously you appear that no one gives a damn about me, so just do whatever. How about you lock me up in a cellar, and just throw away the key."
The mystery man quickly sits up from the chair and reaches over and slaps Enigmah across the face as she holds her ground, still stands but turns her head rubbing her cheek.
Man: "Don't you EVER, talk about my mother again, you understand me, you don't have any right to speak about her what so ever."
Enigmah: "Oh, oh what’s this? Did I find a nerve of my own, mummy’s boy not like that? Well good, because you don’t deserve to be her son!"
Man: "What do you know about being a mother, oh yeah that's right, you don't know a damn thing, and its not like you can get pregnant anytime soon to find out."
Enigmah leans him close to him.
Enigmah: "Maybe so, but at the end of the day, I have my parents, you can have all the babies you like, but what good is it without a mother or grand mother, I still have the last laugh here."
Man: “Well with a bullet or a knife, I’m sure I can even the score just a little bit. However Enigmah, let’s put it this way. Your boy Rick Roll, finally spoke and has finally given his words out there so we all know he has a pulse and is alive. So when is this oh mighty savior coming to rescue you?”
Enigmah: "You EVER threaten my parents I swear to god I will fucking kill you myself! And Rick will be there when I need him, don't you worry your little head about that."
Man: “Good to see we are now on even terms, so seriously what do you see in that guy? I mean is he brash, cocky, arrogant, can he back up his actions? I mean Enigmah here I thought you always aimed high, I mean you are a female with high standards right?”
Enigmah: "Yes, I have high standards, but look what comes with them high standards, men you like? And freak, I would rather have a nobody like Rick Roll any day, he will be loyal, and there for me, more than I can say for anyone else. So to answer your question, he is sweet, and caring and sensitive, and funny, and makes me smile more than he knows, thats what I see in him thank you very much."
Man: “So I have this clear, you just said Rick Roll is a loving, caring, sweet nobody that you like because he can be there for you. Really now I’m looking around he isn’t here right now?”
Enigmah: "Well, no crap sherlock! Hell I don't even know where I am, but I know he is looking for me, and he will keep doing so until he finds me.. Why do you care what he means to me, this has nothing to do with me remember? I am but a mere tool in your grand screwed up plan."
Man: “Like any great masterful guy who has a grand scheme, he lies. Hey newsflash I lied, do you honestly think EMMA that I went into a hat and picked a random girl to kidnap? I know what I am doing and there is two sides to this. I know deep down inside that your just buying your time with Rick Roll until you go onto the bigger fish. Now am I saying I am that guy, no but trust me Enigmah, the good guy never wins in the end, so how will it feel when you hurt your friend again and again? Then you will be truly lost by yourself alone, locked up in your own personal cell.”
Enigmah: " No, I'm done with bigger fish, small fish are easier to keep an eye on, maybe I don't want to be in the lime light, and have a big name boy friend, look what happened with Mitch, I just want you to let me go, then I can go back and start something with Rick, why shouldn't I get to be happy, just because you have some kind of point to prove."
Man: "The reason is because you truly are an enigmah and in that matter an easy target. There is a reason why you always are targeted by guys left and right for different reasons. Call it simple, call it bait, whatever you want, thats life. You see I picked you because one, I know you, and secondly I needed to start from the bottom and then make my point to the top. Why would I go after the biggest fish and then get burned? You start small and you think big. Even you should know that."
Enigmah: "So, your saying I'm nothing? Worthless.. Or is it you don’t have the balls to go big, worried you’ll crash and burn, the hell kind of cop out excuse is that? No one starts at the bottom, even people who have points to prove, and even I wouldn't start at the bottom."
Man: “No one starts small, everyone starts small somewhere and then ends up either falling flat or becoming big. The reality is that I am not worried about crashing and burning. The fact is that if I take them out one by one, then perhaps people will take notice that I mean business and that I am the man that SNW was missing, and that is the one who can actually slay these heroes.”
Enigmah: "You should know that the Villians never win, what makes you stand out from penguin and joker, and magneto? Because this is real life, life is a bitch, your never going to get where you want to be, or who you want to be, so there’s no point trying, and I don't want to speak to you now."
Man: “The difference is that I am not a comic book character, I am reality, I am real and quite frankly no fairy tales will continue, Enigmah your fairy tale story with Rick Roll, will not have a happy ending, and I will make sure of it.”
Enigmah: "You can go now."
Enigmah turns her face from him to show that she means she doesn’t want to talk anymore. The mystery man shakes his head and just walks away as the scene fades away.
JACK CLINTON ANGRY JALAPENO PEPPERS! MADE WITH 100% PURE ANGER![/center] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:28:46 GMT -6
Shot opens inside the Fillmore Pub as the camera pans around showing the audience. [/color] Mark Bishop: Earlier this week, it was announced that Adriana Samu would take on Viper at WrestleStock. Luna Vachon visited Adriana Samu at the Gordietorium to get her thoughts.Shot switches to show Luna Vachon walking with Adriana Samu down the halls of the Gordietorium.[/color] Luna Vachon: Luna Vachon, here for Sports Nutz Wrestling with "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu. Adriana, word has just come down that you will be facing Viper at WrestleStock.
Adriana Samu: Yes, and I am not happy about it whatsoever. And I know Viper won't be too thrilled either. Especially when he finds out that Gordon Heath and Goryokaku forced us into the match.
Luna Vachon: Forced you into the match?
Adriana Samu: Yes. They threatened not only our jobs, but our careers as they threatened to have us blackballed from the business.
Luna Vachon: Wow, that's not..."Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels bumps into Luna. Not too thrilled about it, Kid Thunder shoves her down.[/color] Kid Thunder: OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH![/color] Adriana just stares at Kid Thunder.[/color] Kid Thunder: What?[/color] Adriana just shakes her head and walks off, as Kid Thunder goes on his way. Just as Luna gets up, the guy who bumped into Wench at the Darkness Casino, except that we can't see his face as his back and head is to the camera, shoves Luna back down and shouts "OUTTA MY WAY TOO, BITCH!" Shot switches to the announce table, where we see Kid Thunder putting on his headset.[/color] Kid Thunder: Testing, testing, one...
Tammy Winters: You're on, jerkface.
Kid Thunder: Now that is no way to talk to a future champion here in SNW.
Koko: Just ignore the slut, Alex.
Tammy Winters: Excuse me?!
Mark Bishop: Please, guys![/color] "Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man says If I live I will kill you. If I die you are forgiven. Such as the rule of honor."
"Omerta" by Lamb Of God blares over the PA, and Omerta makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers him on.[/color] Harry Sachs: The following is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Title! First the challenger, from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 lbs, Omerta!
Kid Thunder: OK, how on earth is this doofus getting his rematch? He didn't even try to win his last match!
Koko: I agree, that should be you in that ring going for the gold![/color] Omerta enters the ring as his music dies down. "Balls To The Wall" booms over the PA, and Johnny Moxie, wearing the SNW Von Erich Memorial belt around his waist, makes his way to the ring to a big pop from the fans.[/color] Harry Sachs: His opponent is the reigning SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion. From Manhattan, New York and weighing 215 lbs, Johnny Moxie!
Mark Bishop: Johnny Moxie, undefeated thus far in SNW.
Kid Thunder: Only because he's ducking me.
Tammy Winters: I beg your pardon.
Kid Thunder: Koko, how did you say she got this job again?
Koko: Oh, that story can't be discussed on the air, not even on cable past midnight.
Mark Bishop: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! STOP IT!"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels continued to rail on Omerta and Johnny Moxie, and railed on about Cyanide all of a sudden getting a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title as well. Omerta used his size and strength to dominate the early part of the match, but Moxie fought back with a flying headscissors, and a series of a Japanese arm drags. The tide would shift back into Omerta's favor as Moxie went for a swinging neckbreaker, and Omerta countered with a backslide pin for a count of two and a half. When Moxie got back up, Omerta hit him with a series of elbows to the shoulder, then locked him in an abdominal stretch. At that point, Kid Thunder said "adios" to the commentary team and ran into the ring and clipped Omerta in the back of the leg. Referee Mike Croft, wanting the title match to have a decisive outcome, didn't call for the bell right away as he yelled at Kid Thunder to get out of the ring. Moxie got up, but Kid Thunder nailed him with a Thunderbolt, knocking him out. Cyanide ran down to the ring to a big pop from the crowd and went to spew his green mist at Kid Thunder, but Kid Thunder ducked and Cyanide got Omerta by accident. Kid Thunder then tackled Cyanide to the ground, and the two of them got into a tussle as the referee now had no choice but to throw the match out.[/color] Mark Bishop: That damn Canadian punk!
Koko B. Ware: I don't blame him a bit!
Tammy Winters: Alex, don't you DAMN COMMENTATE HERE![/color] Officials ran down to get Cyanide and Kid Thunder separated, as well as to help Omerta and Moxie out of the ring as the show faded to commercial.COMMUNITY QUICK HITS! 6:10 PM MON-FRI ON THE HARDLINE, HEARD EXCLUSIVELY ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE RADIO STATION, SPORTSRADIO 1310 THE TICKET! STREAM THE TICKET LIVE AT WWW.THETICKET.COM![/center][/color] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:30:03 GMT -6
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits as Super Vader and Killer Kong walk out to a huge pop. [/color] Harry Sachs: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Super Vader and Killer Kong, the Destruction Crew![/color] Super Vader and Killer Kong make their way to the ring. Both men climb into the ring and wait for their opponents. "Ecstasy of Gold" hits, and out come Craig Mueller and George Dunpork with Gordon Heath following behind them to tremendously loud boos from the crowd.[/color] Harry Sachs: And their opponets, being led to the ring by Gordon Heath, Craig Mueller and George Dunpork, the Sports Nutz!Craig and George throw peanuts at the ringside fans. George takes things a step further by going up to a female at ringside and belching in her face before climbing into the ring.[/color] Tammy Winters: Oh, what a class act.
Koko: I've loved these guys since I first saw them in WCE!
Mark Bishop: And I've hated them since I first saw them in WCE![/color] The ref called for the bell and Super Vader and George went face to face in the middle of the ring. George burped in Vader's face, which led to Vader returning the favor. The two then got into a burp-off, which ended when Craig ran in and tried to outdo both men and barely made a sound.[/color] Mark Bishop: Well as usual, Craig makes a fool out of himself.
Tammy Winters: That has to be the grossest thing I have ever seen.
Koko B. Ware: George definitely won that contest hands down.
Mark Bishop: I have to disagree.[/color] Craig was quickly taken down by Killer Kong with a clothesline as George hit Super Vader with a low blow while the ref was getting Killer Kong out the ring. George used under handed moves to keep the advantage in favor of the Sports Nutz. George mustered all of his strength as he slammed Super Vader, but missed when he went for a splash of his own. Super Vader tagged in Killer Kong, who beat George all over the ring, hitting him with a splash in the corner that sent George into a seated postion in the corner. Killer Kong went for another splash, but George moved at the last second. George dove for his corner and got the tag.
Craig came into the ring and hit the ropes and tried a shoulder block on Killer Kong but ended up on his back instead. The fans laughed as Craig tried two more times with the same results. Craig asked for a test of strength but quickly kicked Killer Kong in the gut, followed by a rake to the eyes. George ran in and tried to slam Killer Kong but ended up hurting his back instead. Killer Kong took Craig down with clothesline.
The match continued with both teams getting an advantage over the other. The end came when TNT ran down and distracted Gordie and George, leaving Craig to be hit with Destruction Bomb #1 by the Destruction Crew. Super Vader made the pin while TNT kept George from breaking up the pin as the fans went wild.[/color] Harry Sachs: Here are your winners, the Destruction Crew!TNT laughs at the Sports Nutz as Gordie and George get in the ring to check on Craig. TNT leaves through the crowd as the Destruction crew celebrate on their way to the back.[/color][/center] |
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Post by Hollywood on Mar 7, 2009 23:40:36 GMT -6
Shot opens at the announce table. [/color] Mark Bishop: Welcome back to Guys Night Out here on FX, and during the break, we received word that now at SNW WrestleStock on March 29, live on PPV from the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, TX, SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Johnny Moxie will defend his title in a fatal four way elimination match against Cyanide, Omerta and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.
Koko: And it's elimination rules, meaning the match won't end until three of the four wrestlers are either pinned or made to submit.
Tammy Winters: No doubt that match will be DY-NO-MITE!
Koko: You trying patronize me, bitch?!
Tammy Winters: Why I oughtta...
Mark Bishop: Hey, hey! Stop it![/color] "Inside The Fire" booms over the PA, and Soul Reaper walks out to the ring to a deafening pop from the crowd. The Alley Ratz, dressed in sleeveless black hooded robes, appear behind Soul Reaper. On the back of Twitch's robe is a green marijuana leaf, and on the back of Eddy's robe is a green Juggalo Hatchetman. Reaper looks back, turns his head back around and shakes his head.[/color] Mark Bishop: Reaper doesn't seem to be in the mood for fun and games.
Koko B. Ware: Well he does have a big match at WrestleStock coming up.
Tammy Winters: Yeah, but he should lighten up a little.
Harry Sachs: The following is a six person tag match, set for one fall! First, the team of Soul Reaper and the Alley Ratz![/color] Reaper and the Alley Ratz enter the ring as "Inside The Fire" dies down. Phil Soussen's cover of "Welcome To My Nightmare" booms over the PA, and Tanya Adams walks out, leading Goryokaku, Hellspawn and Wench to the ring as the crowd boos them out of the building. Gory is holding his SNW Texas Tag Team Championship belt over his shoulder as Wench wears hers around her waist. Hellspawn, dressed in his black trench coat, has his SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist.[/color] Harry Sachs: Their opponents, representing the Dark Ones and accompanied by Tanya Adams, the team of Hellspawn, Goryokaku and Wench!
Mark Bishop: WrestleStock comes several weeks early in this match.
Koko B. Ware: This is a match where they don't need the ring reinforced, they need the security reinforced!
Tammy Winters: One has to wonder what Hellspawn will have up his sleeve as far as payback is concerned after the events of last week on Saturday Night Onslaught.As Tanya, Wench and Hellspawn enter the ring, Gory bows his head and folds his hands to say a quick prayer, then lifts his head up and enters the ring as "Welcome To My Nightmare" dies down. Everyone takes off their entrance attire to ready themselves to fight in their in-ring attire as Tanya exits the ring. Eddy and Twitch head over to their corner as Reaper stays in the ring. The Dark Ones talk things over for a minute, then Hellspawn walks over to his corner to tremendously loud boos from the crowd, Wench going to the corner with him as Gory stays in the ring to fight Reaper.[/color] Mark Bishop: Certainly Hellspawn's not afraid of Soul Reaper.
Koko B. Ware: No way in hell! He's just getting into the head of Soul Reaper.
Tammy Winters: Or maybe Hellspawn knows that he can't beat Soul Reaper.
Mark Bishop: Well I guess we'll just find that out at WrestleStock, live on PPV on March 29 from the sold out Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas, won't we?[/b] Reaper and Gory lock up, and immediately Reaper with a go behind takedown, and paint-brush slaps Gory in the back of the head, a la Razor Ramon to a big pop from the crowd. Gory picks himself up in anger and charges at Reaper with a clothesline, but Reaper ducks. Gory turns around, and Reaper catches him with an Exploder Suplex. Gory back up, but Reaper immediately catches him with a High Angle Exploder Suplex. Gory quickly makes a tag to Wench and goes to his corner to regroup. Wench charges after Reaper, but he's ready for her and throws her up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Reaper with a tag to Eddy, who grabs the ropes, jumps over and nails Wench with a slingshot somersault senton. Eddy with an early cover. ONE... Wench immediately kicks out. Eddy picks Wench up, but she turns the tide in the favor of the Dark Ones by poking him in the eye, which causes one fan to mark out for the eye poke. The fan shouts "POKE 'EM IN THE EYE!" and Wench obliges again, and again that fan marks out.[/color] Mark Bishop: What a sick fan!
Koko B. Ware: I hated fans like that when I wrestled. My opponents would listen to them and I'd lose!
Tammy Winters: Excuses, excuses.Wench hits Eddy with a series of open hand slaps to the chest, then takes Eddy down with a sidewalk slam. Wench with a tag in to Hellspawn, who runs in and nails Eddy with an elbow drop. Hellspawn picks Eddy up off the mat and places him on his shoulder, then drops him down facefirst on the top turnbuckle pad with the Snake Eyes, and Eddy staggers around. Hellspawn nails Eddy with a big boot that knocks him down to the canvas. Hellspawn makes a tag to Goryokaku, who stomps away at Eddy. Gory picks Eddy up by the head and whips him into the ropes. Gory ducks down for an overhead back body drop, but Eddy sees it and takes Gory down with a swinging neckbreaker. Eddy makes the tag to Twitch, who immediately climbs to the top turnbuckle as Gory picks himself up. Twitch comes flying off the top turnbuckle and nails Gory with a missile dropkick. Twitch with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench runs in and breaks it up, and Eddy repays her with a spinning heel kick. Hellspawn runs in and clotheslines Eddy so hard that Eddy does a backflip, landing on his face. Reaper runs into the ring, and the crowd is going crazy as he and Hellspawn stare each other down.Mark Bishop: It's as if time has stood still!
Koko B. Ware: Now we're definitely getting WrestleStock early!
Tammy Winters: And look at referee Rick Maynard. He looks like he's scared to tell these two that they're not the legal men![/color] Hellspawn and Reaper walk up to each other, staring each other down. Hellspawn starts things off with a shove, and Reaper answers back with a stiff martial arts kick to the midsection, doubling Hellspawn over, and Reaper immediately takes him down with a scissors kick to the back of the neck. However, Reaper doesn't see Gory get back up, and Gory surprises him with a stiff clothesline, knocking Reaper down and sending him rolling to the outside. Gory turns around, only for Twitch to get back up and nail him with a DDT. Twitch goes for another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out. Twitch picks Gory up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Gory blocks it and nails Twitch with a vertical suplex of his own. Gory follows up with a knee drop, then tags Wench in. Gory and Wench pick Twitch up and whip him into the ropes. Twitch rebounds off the ropes, and Gory and Wench lift him up and drop him down facefirst with a double flapjack, and Wench follows up with a leg drop to Twitch's neck. Wench picks Twitch up by the head, places him in a headlock, runs and brings him down with a running bulldog. Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... Eddy breaks up the pin, and the ref sends him back to the corner. Wench picks Twitch up and goes for a powerbomb, but Twitch reverses with a huracanrana, then makes a tag to Reaper. Reaper enters the ring as Wench picks herself back up, but not soon enough as Reaper slams her down with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster. Reaper goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn breaks it up. Reaper shoots up and gets in Hellspawn's face, and they are touching heads as they stare each other down as the crowd is going crazy. Wench quickly rolls Reaper up in a school boy as Hellspawn quickly goes back to his corner. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Reaper gets back up, but isn't able to turn around in time as Wench slams him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Wench with another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out again.[/color] Tammy Winters: This is anybody's match right now.
Mark Bishop: Wench goes to pick Soul Reaper up, but Reaper with a go-behind, up and over with a Tiger Suplex. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out.
Koko B. Ware: Nobody will give up or stay down! What a match!As Wench gets up, Reaper runs toward the ropes, springboards off the middle ropes, and nails Wench in the face with a springboard kick. Reaper with a tag in to Eddy. Eddy enters the ring and picks Wench up. He underhooks her arms, spins her around and brings her down facefirst with the Murder Go Round. Eddy goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench gets the shoulder up. Eddy picks Wench up and whips her into the corner, but she catches her momentum and runs up the turnbuckles and goes to the top turnbuckle, jumps off and knocks Eddy down with a Whisper in the Wind. Wench grabs Eddy by the head and bangs his head against the canvas several times, then proceeds to tag in Hellspawn. Hellspawn turns Eddy over facedown, grabs him by the arms and picks Eddy up, then drives his knee into Eddy's back, slamming him down face first.[/color] Mark Bishop: Hellspawn with the Curb Stomp!
Koko B. Ware: The Dark Ones may just have this one in the bag.
Tammy Winters: I wouldn't count the Alley Ratz and Soul Reaper out just yet, Koko.[/color] Hellspawn scoops Eddy up and brings him down with a shoulder breaker. Hellspawn with the cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn picks Eddy up, stopping the count as he looks over at Soul Reaper with a big grin on his face as Reaper just stares him down with a stone cold look on his face. Hellspawn picks Eddy up for a chokeslam, but Eddy counters with a single arm DDT on the way down. Hellspawn back to his knees, but Eddy nails him in the face with a front dropkick. Eddy rolls over and tags in Soul Reaper as Hellspawn picks himself back up. The crowd is going nuts as Reaper runs in and charges at Hellspawn and attempts a Shining Wizard, but Hellspawn rolls out of the way and Reaper falls to the canvas. Both men back up, but Hellspawn kicks Reaper in the midsection and follows up with a powerbomb, then tags in Goryokaku. Gory picks Reaper up and whips him hard into the corner, and immediately charges in with a Stinger Splash onto Reaper, followed up by a running bulldog. Gory with a cover. ONE... TWO... Twitch runs in and breaks it up with a dropkick to the side of Gory's head. Hellspawn runs in and knocks out Twitch with big boot, sending him to the outside. Hellspawn turns around, but not in time to see Eddy flying off the top turnbuckle and nails him with a missile dropkick, knocking Hellspawn down.[/color] Mark Bishop: And now Wench is in the ring, and she kicks Eddy in the midsection!
Koko B. Ware: She's setting him up for the Twist of Fate!
Tammy Winters: And Eddy is out, thanks to the Twist of Fate by Wench!
Mark Bishop: Look out! Just like that, Reaper knocks out Wench with the Soul Stealer DDT!Hellspawn is getting back up, but Reaper runs and this time, nails him in the head with a Shining Wizard, knocking Hellspawn back down. Gory is back up and attempts a Gory Kick on Reaper, but Reaper ducks and rolls under and out of the way. Reaper grabs Gory from behind and lifts him up on his shoulders in a Human Torture Rack position, then slams him down with a Burning Hammer to a big pop from the crowd!Mark Bishop: Reaper's Requiem!
Koko B. Ware: Oh no!
Tammy Winters: Oh yes!
Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... THREE!The crowd roars with approval as "Inside The Fire" booms over the PA.[/color] Harry Sachs: Here are your winners... the Alley Ratz and Soul Reaper!
Mark Bishop: And the Alley Ratz and Soul Reaper quickly get out of the ring.
Koko B. Ware: They got lucky tonight, but we'll see what happens in their respective matches when the respective titles go on the line at WrestleStock!
Tammy Winters: Well right now, it's looking like we could have new Texas Tag Team and Texas Heavyweight Champions after WrestleStock!
Mark Bishop: For Koko B. Ware, Tammy Winters, IP Freely and Luna Vachon, I'm Mark Bishop saying good night everyone!Wench is slowly getting up. Tanya has run into the ring to check on Gory, and Hellspawn picks himself up by grabbing the ropes. He's still down on the mat and he has an angry look on his face, not looking directly at the camera, as the show fades to black.[/color][/center] |
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