Guys Night Out: 4/11/09- The Darkness Casino

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Andy Lionheart hitting a random bar patron with a pool cue inside the the Fillmore Pub; the Destruction Crew tearing apart the Glass Cactus; Emo Kid sitting at a bar, cutting himself with a broken piece of glass as random people sitting around him looking on in shock; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; Myke Rhines chasing after girls in the streets of Downtown Dallas, while Vin Sin tries to hail a cab; and ending with Soul Reaper exiting a train at Victory Station outside the American Airlines Center, wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist as a horde of fans greet him.



Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voiceovers.

MARK BISHOP
Tonight, it's Fun 'n' Games here on Guys Night Out! Emo Kid, Andy Lionheart, Crusher Casey and Venom climb a pole to grab another pole in a Dildo On A Pole Match!

KOKO B. WARE
Who cares about that?! Everyone is here to see the Strip Poker game between Wench and Tanya Adams!

TAMMY WINTERS
They put each other through hell at WrestleStock, but tonight "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Johnny Moxie do battle in a match that we guarantee won't be overbooked whatsoever, Seven Stages Of Hell!

KOKO B. WARE
Don't forget about the bikini contest featuring all of my favorite females of SNW!

MARK BISHOP
And we have an arm wrestling match between Nick Scott of Chapter Six and Killer Kong of the Destruction Crew! All of that, tonight on Guys Night Out!

Shot switches inside the Darkness Casino. The camera pans from the entrance of the building along to the ringside area, as we see various people playing the slots and going to where the ringside area is, the camera panning around the audience surrounding ringside, cheering their heads off. The opening bit of “Kashmir” slowly begins to start as James Jackson walks out to a chorus of boos. He looks around at the crowd as “Kashmir” fades into “The Hand that Feeds” as Enigmah is shown walking next to him. The two continue to head to the ring as the crowd continues to boo the couple. James jumps up onto the apron and smirks as he holds the ropes open and Enigmah climbs in, James follows as the two stand there in the middle of the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Guys Night Out! I’m Mark Bishop along with Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters, and we're still reeling from the biggest wrestling show to have hit the state of Texas, WrestleStock! Speaking of which, I’ve been in this business for quite some time and I don’t know if I saw a more disgusting act then what Enigmah did at Wrestlestock.

KOKO B. WARE
Mark, I’ve got to disagree. That wasn’t the most disgusting act, that was one of the greatest acts! The true Enigmah has come out and we finally get to see James Jackson. I’ve heard a lot of things about him and I want to know if they’re true.

TAMMY WINTERS
I hope wrestlers such as our new SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper and new SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Cyanide are watching, as James Jackson showed he has what it takes to hang with the big boys of SNW.

James holds the mic up to deliver his promo.

JAMES JACKSON
The reason me and Enigmah are out here is because we, unlike you, are some honest people. We believe in telling the truth and we also believe in explaining our actions. So I shall start first. I came here to SNW to showcase my talents in the middle of this ring. I believe I’m the best wrestler in the world, the modern day hero, the one you all should be looking up too. I am the man who has come here to SNW to save us all from the garbage you get every day. I am not a sports entertainer. I’m not an actor nor am I some stuntman. I can out wrestle any man in this company and there isn’t anyone here that can prove me wrong. I can defeat any wrestler in this company as well and you all will remember the day of March 29, 2009, as the day your savior has arrived. Yet enough about myself and why I’ve come here, the lady of the hour is the lovely one to my left. Enigmah has something to say.

James hands the mic over to Enigmah as she nods her head and glares around at the crowd as they quickly begin to boo. The crowd begins to chant as she shakes her head.

YOU'RE A SLUT! YOU'RE A SLUT! YOU'RE A SLUT! YOU'RE A SLUT!

ENIGMAH
Look at you all, judging me. How dare you, ALL of you! How many of you fatass Texans are sleeping with your brothers, sisters, and your sisters' brothers, and that’s just you people who are into incest! How many of you men are f[bleep]g your secretary behind your partners back, huh? The only difference is, unlike all you tiny little cockroaches, I had the balls to step up and do the RIGHT thing! I was never with little Ricky boy, and to be honest if he had made a move, I would have just chucked it right back in his face because I’m just a little bit of a bitch like that. If you hadn’t already noticed, which with the average IQ of you lot I should probably take that back, you dumbass beer guzzling rednecks.

The crowd boos her loudly and insults can be heard all around the Darkness Casino. Enigmah glares at them before looking at James and smiling.

ENIGMAH
I did what I did because of the love I feel for this man. Your Messiah, the Modern Day Hero, and my knight in shining armor. And I would do it again, any day.

Enigmah stands there glaring around at the crowd as she continues on.

ENIGMAH
Yet another reason as to why I, in the eyes of all you idiots, broke poor little Rick’s heart, was that no one was there to save me. I sat alone chained up, confused and hurt that no one made any effort. The part owner of this company is related to me, while another relative is just so busy kidnapping other chicks. Then my supposed knight in shining armor, my supposed hero, where was he? He was too busy drowning his own sorrows feeling sorry for himself, instead of trying to be that hero and save me. Yet the only person here who actually did something for me was James. He was there for me and in return I was definitely there for him. I can easily say before you all that James Jackson saved me. He’s not only your Messiah but he’s also mine.

Enigmah stands there, smirking as she looks over at James and has a sadistic grin on her face. Enigmah hands the mic to James as he looks around at the crowd.

JAMES JACKSON
Now as for this bikini contest later on this evening. The only person here who Enigmah would give the right and honor to see her in that kind of clothing is definitely not any of you. So right now I don’t plan on being a judge for some stupid contest as I already have a woman, so no need to see those that would already be in second place. Later tonight, Enigmah isn’t competing in this bikini contest and nor am I judging in it. I don’t care what anyone else has to say about it as I refuse to please these people with that kind of nonsense.

James flings the mic down, letting it hit the mat as he and Enigmah stand in the middle of the ring and share a kiss as “The Hand That Feeds” begins to play and the two make their exit.

MARK BISHOP
Those two are a disgusting act together! One is an egomaniac and the other is just well a bitch!

TAMMY WINTERS
I don’t condone Enigmah’s actions, but she is right. James Jackson is a very hot wrestler!

KOKO B. WARE
Well who cares what they had to say?! Enigmah not being in the bikini contest is devastating! She was my pick!

The camera shot switches to the poker table as Tanya Adams and Wench take their seats.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh yeah, strip poker baby!

MARK BISHOP
Well we have to take a quick timeout. We'll be back to join this strip poker game between Tanya Adams and Wench in progress, as well as bring you the bikini contest after the break!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens at the strip poker table. Wench and Tanya still have all their clothes on while both are showing their poker face.

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WENCH
Read 'em and weep. Straight Flush!

Tanya doesn't seem too thrilled and shakes her head.

TANYA
All I've got is a ROYAL FLUSH! HAHAHA!

WENCH
Dammit!

Wench takes off her shirt to reveal a red bra. Shot switches to the VIP Lounge of the Darkness Casino, where various random people are mingling with each other and getting their drink on. Vin Sin is shaking his head as Myke Rhines keeps trying to get girls phone numbers, only to be turned down.

VIN SIN
Dude!

MYKE RHINES
Don't "dude" me!

VIN SIN
C'mon! You're in your 50s, and here you are trying to chat it up with these 20-something skanks. If anybody should be talking to them, it should be me.

MYKE RHINES
Then why aren't you?

VIN SIN
Because these are not the right women to have in my life, considering the level of competition that I need to keep myself at.

MYKE RHINES
You're about to judge a bikini competition, and you're worried about being the greatest competitor on the face of the earth?

VIN SIN
Look, you can judge the bikini contest if you want, but I'm not. See ya!

Vin Sin storms out of the lounge. Myke Rhines just shrugs his shoulders and carries about his business. The camera shot fades to the broadcast location with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters. "Careless Whisper" is playing over the PA as Emo Kid enters the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Well it looks like we're now two judges short for the bikini contest.

KOKO B. WARE
I like the competitive drive of James Jackson and Vin Sin, but damn they need to quit having sticks shoved up their asses.

TAMMY WINTERS
For once I agree with you, Koko.

KOKO & TAMMY
Uh oh! We're in trouble!

MARK BISHOP
And now we prepare ourselves for one of the most bizarre matches since Karen On A Pole. This is a Dildo On A Pole match. Andy Lionheart, Venom and Crusher Casey are already in the ring, and immediately they all three pounce on Emo Kid!

DILDO ON A POLE
EMO KID vs ANDY LIONHEART vs CRUSHER CASEY vs VENOM[/color]

Emo Kid, Andy Lionheart, Crusher Casey and Venom were trying their damndest to win the match, yet not win the match. They would knock each other down, climb the turnbuckle and climb the pole, only to think twice about grabbing the dildo and would jump back down. The match itself wasn't much. Just a buch of general kicking, punching, chopping, and a few spots from Emo Kid and Andy Lionheart, such as a spinning heel kick from Lionheart to Crusher Casey, and a Dropsault from Emo Kid to Venom. The end came when Emo Kid knocked everyone out with a steel chair, then proceeded to climb the turnbuckle, climb the pole and grab the dildo, then threw it down as fast as he could.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, Emo Kid!

TAMMY WINTERS
Now that little rat actually has something to cry about.

KOKO B. WARE
I'd cry to if I were forced into a match like that. But at least they never had to wear parachute pants like me and Owen Hart did when we were High Energy![/center]

The HDTVs kick in all over the Darkness Casino, showing Hannah on the screen. She is no longer gagged and now sits quietly, her face set in a rigid smile and her eyes full of sorrow. She is all cleaned up and dressed in a porcelain doll like dress.

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HANNAH
Hello, Emo Kid. I am sorry I have to do this but I must. You see, I am learning all about my limits and what I am capable of withstanding... of what I’m willing to withstand. Each day I grow to understand that my life with you is shallow, and just a rebellious urge to be with a bad boy. I’ve come to understand that a bad boy isn’t going to be able to protect me, and one who leads by his ego stands no chance of protecting me from the monsters of this world.

Azrael is heard chuckling, and Hannah looks to the side as though she is seeking approval. The camera zooms out and we now see Azrael, smiling and nodding approvingly as though he was rewarding a child for good behavior. Hannah turns back to the camera.[/color]

HANNAH
Daddy says that I can’t trust a boy who likes to hurt himself. He says that you only thrive on the pain you're willing to put yourself through and that eventually it will come to a point that it will hurt me. I don’t think I could handle that sort of pain. Daddy taught me all about pain. He showed me what it feels like when you hurt yourself, and when others hurt you too, and he says it’s best if we break our ties. He told me that at WrestleStock, you would show your true feelings, that you wouldn’t be capable of beating him, that you didn’t care enough to put yourself through the pain it would take to beat Daddy. I’m sorry, but I’ve learned where I really belong and who really cares for me. Daddy has shown me what it takes to protect someone, what is required in the end to protect the ones we love.[/color]

Azrael puts a hand on Hannah’s shoulder, smiling with a fatherly affection. Hannah doesn’t flinch but instead gets closer. Azrael isn’t wearing his mask, but his face is completely covered by his hair as only his lips can be seen in a malicious smile.[/color]

AZRAEL
I may have won at WrestleStock, but we are not finished yet Emo Kid. You see, I brought Hannah around to her senses. She finally understands that she has come home to her Farther, where she is safe from your false acts of love. Oh, I’m not a cruel farther. I only want what’s best for my precious little Hannah and that, Kid, means you’re going to have to prove you want her. You need to make me believe without a shadow of a doubt that you deserve the right to spend a little time with my darling daughter, and that right has to be earned, Kid. I’m fed up of all these false promises you’ve made over the months of showing me who you are and what you're about. I’m fed up of hearing your threats and yet, when push comes to shove, you can’t back up a single word of what you have said. You claim to have the assured approval of Hellspawn, yet I start to wonder did Hellspawn really give you that approval out of your own sheer determination or was it a mocking approval to make you feel like you’re the big man? So It’s now time for you to start backing your words, Kid. I’m setting you up in a few little challenges that have come to mind so I have arranged you a match to test your commitment for seeing my daughter. You will face the New Wave of Hardcore in a one on one Hardcore Match, oh but that’s too simple isn’t it, Kid? For you, after all, you love to use a weapon or two but that’s where I must correct myself. You see, Emo Kid, Andy Lionheart will be fighting under Hardcore rules of no DQs. You, however, won’t have that luxury. You use one weapon and you forfeit your match. Now this won’t be the only challenge Kid, but it’s a start. And if you win I’ll grant you a 1 hour audience with Hannah. How does that sound?

Hannah looks up at Azrael and smiles. Azrael doesn’t take his eyes off the camera and his smile doesn’t change at all.

AZRAEL
See how generous I am being, Kid? Earn your chance to spend some time with my daughter, or instead perhaps you want to carry on your necrophiliac affair with my dead mother. It doesn’t bother me either way, but refusing my generous offer would be an insult to my daughters.[/color]

He puts his arm around her giving her a protective hug.[/color]

AZRAEL
Any attempt to see her before I agree, Kid, will result in another fight against me and we know how that will go don’t we? After all, Kid, you’ve beaten me before, right? No, no you haven’t and not even your damaged ego can deny the truth. I am for all intents and purposes your worst nightmare, and as my little brother would so happily say... Kid, I want to play a game.[/color]

Azrael grins as the HDTVs all kick into a blank screen then flickers back on to a still image of Hannah with a childlike happy face.[/color]

KOKO B. WARE
We were having so much fun here, and Azrael goes off and ruins it!

MARK BISHOP
We'll be right back!

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[Hollywood]

Most of the judges have made it out to the scoring table at ringside, and all of the contestants, save for Enigmah, have made it out to the ring wearing robes that cover their swimwear. Adriana Samu, however, has on a Wayne Gretzky Edmonton Oilers jersey and jeans.

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MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out from the Darkness Casino in Dallas, Texas, and it's time for the bikini contest!

KOKO B. WARE
Adriana Samu doesn't look like she's taking this seriously.

TAMMY WINTERS
And I understand our very own IP Freely is about to get a word with Myke Rhines, who's on his way to the judges scoring table.

Shot switches to the area where the judges scoring table is, as IP Freely has tracked down Myke Rhines.

IP FREELY
Myke Rhines, we've heard rumors today that you had talked Gordon Heath and Goryokaku into allowing you to have a hand in the Seven Stages of Hell Match tonight. What exactly is your role?

MYKE RHINES
I can't get into too much detail, other than I have procured the services of hall of fame baseball pitcher, Nolan Ryan. As for what he has to do with this match, you'll have to wait till the rules of the match are announced later tonight.

IP FREELY
Well there you have it from the "Old Wolf" himself. Mark, Koko, Tammy, back to you.

Shot goes to the ring, where the contestants are. Koko B. Ware is standing inside the ring to host the festivities.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, let's take it to Koko B. Ware, who's inside the ring to host this bikini contest.

KOKO B. WARE
Alright, let's not waste any time, because I know you are all ready to see some skin!

All of the guys... well except for a gay one here and there... cheer their heads off, as do a few lesbians in the audience.

KOKO B. WARE
Let's start off with "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu. Adriana, let's see what's underneath that hockey jersey, and maybe even those jeans.

Some club music plays as a spotlight shines on Samu as she simply takes off her hockey jersey to reveal a white T-shirt with a pink bikini top airbrushed on her shirt. The fans boo her out of the building as Koko looks a bit bewildered.

MARK BISHOP
Adriana can't be serious.

TAMMY WINTERS
What a damn prude!

KOKO B. WARE
Um... Miss Samu... you were aware that this is a bikini contest, right?

ADRIANA SAMU
I know. Doesn't this count?

The fans continue to boo Samu out of the building. She flips everyone off and storms out of the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
Damn, not even giving the judges a chance to score her bikini. Oh well, let's go to our next contestant, Stacey Allen.

The club music begins to play again, and Stacey takes off her robe to reveal a black one piece bathing suit that has a skirt below the torso of the suit. The crowd is very displeased with the lack of skin being shown by Stacey Allen as they boo her out of the building. She flips the audience off as Koko shakes his head.

KOKO B. WARE
Did ANY of you girls take this seriously? Geez! But you know what? It's not up to me, it's up to the judges.

Jack Clinton and Chris Angel both give the bathing suit a 2; Myke Rhines and Viper give it a 3; Rick Roll gives it a 1; and both Sylvan Grenier and Rene Dupree of La Resistance give it a zero.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well I think it's safe to say that Stacey Allen won't be winning this contest.

MARK BISHOP
It certainly doesn't look good for her.

KOKO B. WARE
Alright, thank you, Stacey. Our next contestants, Emilia and Myah, the Bianchi Twins. Let's see what ya got!

Emilia and Myah Bianchi take off their robes to reveal matching hot pink bikinis. A tube top for their tops, and a g-string for their bottoms as the crowd roars with approval. The Bianchi Twins move about for the crowd as they're cheered on.

KOKO B. WARE
Finally! Some girls who get it! Let's take it to the judges.

Jack Clinton, Chris Angel, Myke Rhines and Rick Roll all give the bikinis a 10; Viper gives it a 9; but La Resistance both give it a zero. The crowd sees the zeros and boo La Resistance.

TAMMY WINTERS
La Resistance are certainly not helping with the stereotype of French athletic judges.

MARK BISHOP
Go figure. French judges being biased.

KOKO B. WARE
Alright, thank you very much, Bianchi Twins. Now we come to our last contestant, Undine!

The club music starts back up as Undine is about to take off her robe, but stops to play to the crowd, pointing to each side to see which direction she should face to reveal her outfit. She faces the fans who are on camera, causing her back to be to the hard cam. She takes off her robe, and the crowd goes nuts as it appears she's completely naked! Koko is beside himself as his jaw drops. She turns around, and we see that her nipples are covered by blue pasties and her front bottom has a front part of a bikini bottom painted in dark blue with light blue stripes.

TAMMY WINTERS
Holy moly! Now THAT'S a bikini!

MARK BISHOP
Or lack thereof!

All of the judges, except for La Resistance, are beside themselves and immediately throw up cards that say "10." However, La Resistance draws the ire of the crowd by holding up cards that say "zero." Undine rolls her eyes.

KOKO B. WARE
Well I think it's safe to say that we have a winner!

Out of nowhere, "The Hand That Feeds" booms over the PA, and the crowd boos loudly as Enigmah, wearing a black robe, storms out to the ring.

TAMMY WINTERS
I thought that bitch was refusing to participate!

MARK BISHOP
Rick Roll certainly isn't pleased she's shown up.

Before Koko can say anything, Enigmah snatches the mic out of his hand.

ENIGMAH
I know that James Jackson and I had mentioned that we wouldn't take part in this contest. Well, we lied. You see, we thought there would be nothing better than to rub salt into the wounds of all you stupid Texans, and especially you, Rick Roll, and show you a body that you will never get to play with. Hit the music!

The club music plays, and Enigmah shows off a very revealing red bikini.

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She walks over to Rick Roll, who's seething with anger. With her back to the camera, she pulls her top down and flashes Rick Roll, who storms out of his seat and to the back. She puts her top back on as a sadistic grin comes over her face.

MARK BISHOP
What a low down, dirty... I'm sorry, I can't help it... what a bitch!

TAMMY WINTERS
First she breaks Rick Roll's heart, then she shows him what he can't have! That's horrible!

KOKO B. WARE
Alright, let's take it to the judges.

Chris Angel and Jack Clinton only give Enigmah a 4; Myke Rhines gives her an 8.5; Viper gives her an 8; and La Resistance both give her a 200, causing the crowd to boo at deafening levels.

MARK BISHOP
Oh you've got to be kidding me!

TAMMY WINTERS
Are they serious?! 200?!

KOKO B. WARE
Well, I hate to say it, but the winner is Enigmah!

Angered, Undine, the Bianchi Twins and Stacey Allen all chase Enigmah to the back. In her haste to go after Engimah, Stacey doesn't pay attention and knocks over the strip poker table that Wench and Tanya are using to play their game of strip poker. Wench is down to her red bra and panties, while Tanya still has her jeans and black bra on.

MARK BISHOP
Uh oh. I don't think Wench and Tanya are too happy that their game got interrupted.

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh no! They're trying to get Stacey Allen's bathing suit off!

After a couple of moments of struggling, Tanya and Wench manage to get Stacey's bathing suit off. While down on the ground, Stacey immediately gets one arm over her boobs and places the other hand over her front bottom, gets up, and streaks out of the Darkness Casino, with her back to the camera, showing off her butt.

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh my! She's literally butt-naked!

MARK BISHOP
Poor Stacey!

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens back up at the strip poker table, and Tanya sets her cards down.

TANYA ADAMS
Full House. Time to get your kit off.

WENCH
I guess so, because there's no way I can compete with your three 8s and two Aces... except that I have three 9s and two 4s!

Tanya throws her hands up in the air and proceeds to take her jeans off, and is down to her black bra and panties. Shot switches to ringside as "The Game" by Drowning Pool booms over the PA and Nick Scott, along with the rest of Chapter Six, comes out to the ring to loud boos from the crowd. The inside of the ring has a table inside for the arm wrestling contest.

MARK BISHOP
Well up next is the arm wrestling contest between Nick Scott of Chapter Six and Killer Kong of the Destruction Crew.

TAMMY WINTERS
I seriously don't see how Nick Scott is going to beat Killer Kong in an arm wrestling contest. Kong is just too powerful for Nick.

KOKO B. WARE
Need I remind you of that devastating T-bone suplex that Nick delivered to Super Vader that threw him over the top rope and to the floor?

Chapter Six enter the ring. Anthony Spiccoli, Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers all pat Nick Scott on the back and pump him up. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" blasts over the PA, and the crowd comes alive as the Destruction Crew stomp their way to the ring.

ARM WRESTLING CONTEST
NICK SCOTT vs KILLER KONG

Nick Scott seemed hesitant at first, as every time he'd go to lock hands with Killer Kong, he'd get up and walk around, agitating both the Destruction Crew and the fans. After several attempts to get the arm wrestling contest underway, referee Mike Croft announced that if Nick Scott walked away again, then he would forfeit the contest, drawing a big pop from the crowd. Nick finally agreed to go with the contest, only to headbutt Killer Kong, causing the fans to boo. A big brawl broke out between both the Destruction Crew and Chapter Six to a big pop from the crowd. In Sean O'Brien clipped Killer Kong, taking the big man down. He reached for his knee, crying out in pain as Chapter Six ran out of the ring, talking trash to the Destruction Crew.

MARK BISHOP
Killer Kong may be seriously hurt!

KOKO B. WARE
Chapter Six has sent a message to the Destruction Crew tonight!

TAMMY WINTERS
I thought WrestleStock would've been the end of this rivalry, but it was only the beginning!

James Jackson is shown sitting down in the locker room packing up his bags. James stops packing as George Dunpork and Craig Mueller are shown entering the room. George looks around, and sees a bag off to the side with some female garments. James looks at Craig and raises an eyebrow.

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CRAIG MUELLER
James Jackson, hope I’m not taking up too much of your time. Gordie has told us to talk to you. You see, a war is brewing James, and I’m sure you know that it’s always important to try to be on the right side. Gordie sees a bright future ahead for you, and he can make sure that you see that future, if you side with the right people from the get go.[/color]

James stands up, raises an eyebrow and nods his head.[/color]

JAMES JACKSON
That’s very generous of you. I’ll keep that in mind. However me and Enigmah are leaving shortly, and we’ve got plans for the evening.

DUNPORK
Wow, Craig, look at these![/color]

George has some garments in his hand, showing them off. Enigmah walks into the room, looking very angry. George turns his head and looks at Enigmah.[/color]

DUNPORK
I was just wondering, could you try this on?

ENIGMAH
Excuse me?

George holds the outfit and begins to go towards Enigmah, then puts his hand on her shoulder[/color]

DUNPORK
Yeah just slip this on, and I could die a happy man.[/color]

Enigmah nods her head and smirks, then quickly slaps George across the face.[/color]

ENIGMAH
Um how about no, you pig![/color]

James looks on as Craig looks at James, shaking his head and throwing his hands up in the air. George rubs his cheek and clinches as if he was going to punch Enigmah, but James steps in the way and looks at George.[/color]

JAMES JACKSON
Why are you clinching your fists? You going to punch her?

DUNPORK
No, but I wouldn’t have an issue punching you! I didn’t do anything wrong you know, so why did she slap me?

JAMES JACKSON
You know, she shouldn’t have slapped you, you’re right. Emma do what you should have done to begin with.

Enigmah smirks as James walks over and grabs the bags. George stands there standing all high and mighty. Enigmah quickly knees him in the crotch as George falls to the ground and Enigmah turns and walks away. James looks at Craig and then back down at George, who's in the fetal position, and back at Craig.[/color]

JAMES JACKSON
Looks like this meeting is over.[/color]

James and Enigmah both leave as Craig stands there shaking his head as George continues to roll on the ground holding his private area.[/color]

DUNPORK
Why did she have to hit me there?!

CRAIG MUELLER
Great going, idiot! What are we going to tell Gordie?![/color]

Craig continues to shake his head as George slowly gets back up but still holds his crotch area as the scene ends.[/color]

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[Hollywood]

"Ecstasy Of Gold" booms over the PA as the fans boo their lungs out. Gordon Heath appears, ignoring the boos of the crowd as he walks to the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out as "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath makes his way to the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
He can't be too thrilled with what happened with the Sports Nutz, James Jackson and Enigmah.

TAMMY WINTERS
Talk about a group of people that deserve each other.

GORDIE
On June 6, 2009, SNW will be venturing outside of Dallas/Fort Worth for the first time as we present 4 Up from the Austin Convention Center in Austin, Texas. Now if you remember how 4 Up went last year, you no doubt remember how violent of a show it is. This year will be no different. It will begin with a 16-person battle royal. But the object isn't to win the battle royal so much as it is a match to determine which fatal 4 way stipulation match a wrestler goes into. After the battle royal, there are four fatal 4 way matches, each one with a different hardcore stipulation. The final match of the evening will be the Cage Of Death, which will see the four winners of the previous four hardcore matches enter a steel cage match, each wrestler bringing the weapon that represents the match they were in.

MARK BISHOP
Folks, I can tell you that 4 Up won't be for the weak at heart.

GORDIE
Last year's 4 Up crowned the first ever SNW Texas Champion. This year at 4 Up, we will crown the first ever SNW Bad Blood Champion. The Bad Blood Championship will be a belt for any wrestler who loves to fight without any regard to the rules. Not to mention that it puts in line for other title opportunities, such as getting shots at the Von Erich Memorial Championship and Texas Championship. Now the four hardcore matches this year will include the Tables Match; a TLC Match, except that it will be Thumbtacks, Ladders and Chairs; a Kendo Stick match; and a Barbed Wire Match. However, the Barbed Wire Match won't be a no-rope barbed wire match. It will rather consist of various weapons made with barbed wire. Now in the coming weeks, there will be qualifying matches for spots in 4 Up, and the first qualifying matches will take place next week on Saturday Night Onslaught. First, "The Dream Killer" Stacey Allen, who I assume will wrestle with her clothes on, takes on Venom. Then Viper will take on the masked female sensation, Persona, in a 4 Up qualifying match. Thank you, and enjoy the upcoming Seven Stages Of Hell Match.

MARK BISHOP
Well there you have it. Gordon Heath announcing what kinds of matches we'll see at 4 Up this year.

TAMMY WINTERS
Call me sick, but I like the sound of 4 Up.

KOKO B. WARE
It will be a slaughter, that's for sure.

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As we are taken through the Darkness Casino, we go by rows and rows of slot machines. We come two guys who seem to be arguing over which games are better. As we get closer we see that its the new SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper and the new SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide.

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REAPER
All I'm saying is that, while these stupid games are fun, they steal your money faster because they require no skill and all you're doing is chancing it. Would you use your damn head and try to control yourself.

CYANIDE
I'm not 12 anymore, man, so stop trying to tell me what to do. If I want to play these slots then I'm going to play to slots. And if you don't like it, big shot, then by all means go somewhere else.

CAMERA GUY
Hey guys. Y'all wanna say something about your big wins at WrestleStock?

CYANIDE
Yeah, sure. You know, going into WrestleStock even I wasn't sure that I'd be coming out with the Von Erich Memorial strap, but I overcame the odds. I survived three other guys and it felt great that I was able to walk out with the prize. Not only was I able to be that mark on Moxie's record that will haunt him for awhile, I was also able to avenge what Omerta did to me. And as an extra added bonus, Alex Daniels little punk, smug ass couldn't seem to get the job done and that makes everyone feel good. He can have whatever awards they want to throw at him, but at the end of the day, I'm a champion...and he's just another loser. And while some people will wonder what is next for them, I don't care. All comers are welcomed at this title, because I'm a fighter. I live for this business, and I will do whatever it takes to stay at the top of it. And while this may seem like a secondary title to most people, to me, its a symbol of why I do this. The Von Erichs, aside from being part of a Hall of Fame, were an outstanding bunch that amazed the masses. A traditional family represents a traditional belt... its only fitting that a traditional wrestler holds it.

REAPER
Oh that's right, WrestleStock, the biggest show I've ever seen and it was headlined by me and Hellspawn. Hellspawn, while you're still a big man with a lot of power and ferocity, you now know that Soul Reaper is STILL able to withstand everything you've got and put you down. You came in looking better than I've ever seen, but at the end of the night, you were outclassed just like I said. We both said a lot of things going into that match, while I may have gotten my hand raised, I can't help but admire how you've grown since the last time we had a one on one match. Unfortunately for you, I've grown too. Nobody in this company wants this championship more than me, and at WrestleStock, I proved just that. Now I know that since SNW has their own brand of rules, if you want to come back and try again, then bring it, I'm ready. And since I also know that SNW Big wigs side with your kind and not me, they may want to make things harder... and to that I say, I've been in the wildest and craziest matches this industry has ever seen and there is nothing they can throw at me that I'm not ready for. Hit me with your best shot, but you won't take me down and that's the cold, hard truth. Now, lets go try to have some fun, before they throw us out of here.

Reaper and Cyanide resume their argument as they walk towards the Black Jack tables. Shot switches to the strip poker table. Wench's bare back is to the camera as she only has her red panties on. Tanya only has her black panties on, and there are two bottles of beer blocking the view of her chest. Wench lays down her hand of cards, but Tanya shows that she has the better hand. Wench throws her arms up in the air, then gets up out of her chair, her back still to the camera. Right as she's taking her panties off, the camera switches back to the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
Hey! We were just getting to the good stuff!

MARK BISHOP
Well we do have a Seven Stages Of Hell Match that is ready to get underway.

TAMMY WINTERS
This could shape up to be one of the most brutal matches in SNW history.

MARK BISHOP
And we promise that it has not been overbooked whatsoever.

Shot switches to ringside, where Harry Sachs is ready to announce the rules of the Seven Stages Of Hell Match. Harry looks at the cards and tries his best to read them verbatim. We can see a pole set up with a barbed wire glove.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a Seven Stages Of Hell Match. Here are the rules. First, a wrestler must climb the pole and grab the barbed wire glove. Then he must hit his opponent at least once with the barbed wire glove. After that, he must grab a drink from a fan and gulp it down as fast as he can. After gulping down the drink, he must run around the ring without interruption. Then after that, he must touch all four corners of the ring without interruption. After that, the wrestler must go over to the strip poker table and dance on the table for Wench and Tanya Adams. Then finally, there is a cage of snow monkeys. Baseball hall of famer Nolan Ryan will unlock the cage, and it is up to the wrestler to get all of the monkeys back into the cage. After that, he will have won the match.

TAMMY WINTERS
Huh?! Could he back up a few steps? I'm completely lost.

KOKO B. WARE
Sounds easy enough for me.

MARK BISHOP
Well now we know what Nolan Ryan's role is in this match. Though I have to wonder why he's wearing sunglasses. And he seems to have more hair than usual.

TAMMY WINTERS
I've heard rumors that those snow monkeys have AIDS.

KOKO B. WARE
And where do you get your news? That fountain of misinformation, Dave Meltzer?

"Superhero" booms over the PA, and the crowd boos "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels out of the building as he makes his way to the ring. He sees the snow monkeys and is a bit miffed.

HARRY SACHS
Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 pounds, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

KOKO B. WARE
The man who was ROBBED of the Von Erich Memorial Championship at WrestleStock. In fact, I say that he's the uncrowned Von Erich Memorial Champion.

MARK BISHOP
Well a win here could get him a rematch for that title.

Kid Thunder enters the ring as "Superhero" dies down. "Balls To The Wall" blasts throughout the Darkness Casino, and the crowd goes wild as Johnny Moxie sprints down to the ring and tackles Kid Thunder to the mat. Referee Rick Maynard immediately calls for the bell.

KOKO B. WARE
That's not fair! Kid Thunder was ambushed!

TAMMY WINTERS
That's his own fault.

Moxie picks Kid Thunder up and slams him back down with a double underhook suplex. Moxie immediately goes to climb the turnbuckle, then attempts to climb the pole. But Kid Thunder gets up and clubs Moxie in the back, then brings him down with a back suplex off the top turnbuckle. Kid Thunder gets back up and follows up with a leg drop, and another leg drop. Kid Thunder then decides to go attempt to climb the pole. Kid Thunder is almost up to the pole, but Moxie is back up and climbs the turnbuckle, delivering shots to the midsection of Kid Thunder.

MARK BISHOP
Both men are jockeying for position as they attempt to grab the barbed wire glove.

KOKO B. WARE
That's the all important first step to try to win this match.

TAMMY WINTERS
How much crap do they have to do to win the damn match?

Kid Thunder and Moxie exchange right hand punches until Moxie headbutts Kid Thunder, dropping him to the canvas. Moxie proceeds to climb the pole and grab the barbed wire glove. He punches Kid Thunder repeatedly with the barbed wire glove, busting Kid Thunder wide open. Moxie throws the barbed wire glove down and goes to the outside, where several fans hand him drinks, and he gulps them down. He then runs around the ring without interruption, then gets into the ring and touches all four corners in succession.

MARK BISHOP
Johnny Moxie is on a roll here.

KOKO B. WARE
Does Kid Thunder have to start from the bottom in order to win this match?

TAMMY WINTERS
Who cares if that jerkface wins?

Kid Thunder gets back up, but Moxie takes him down with a Flatliner, then gets out of the ring and heads over toward the strip poker table, where Wench and Tanya Adams are sitting by, completely naked but strategically covered by their hands. Moxie gets up on the table and delivers a crotch chop to a big pop from the crowd, then gets off of the table and heads toward the cage. Kid Thunder gets up, turns the ref around, and nails him with a Thunderbolt.

MARK BISHOP
Oh no! The referee has been knocked out!

"Nolan Ryan" releases the snow monkeys out of the cage, but Moxie can't seem to catch up to them. Various fans run out of the way as security rushes in to try to grab the snow monkeys, locking them up in portable cages. "Nolan Ryan" then grabs a hold of Johnny Moxie and lays him out with the Fatal Sin.

KOKO B. WARE
Wow, I didn't know Nolan Ryan knew how to wrestle!

TAMMY WINTERS
That's not Nolan Ryan, birdbrain!

MARK BISHOP
He's thrown down the baseball cap and sunglasses... and is peeling his make-up off? What the... OH MY GOD! It was Vin Sin this whole damn time! What's his beef with Johnny Moxie!

While the snow monkey disaster has been contained, Kid Thunder sees Vin Sin putting the boots to Johnny Moxie. He shrugs his shoulders and joins in on the beatdown. Undine, dressed in shorts and a white tank top, comes running down and sprays both Vin Sin and Kid Thunder with a Super Soaker. They stagger around and bump heads, falling down to the ground.

KOKO B. WARE
This show has broken down into a total clusterf...

TAMMY WINTERS
Whoa! Watch your mouth, Koko!

MARK BISHOP
For Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters and everyone here in SNW, I'm Mark Bishop saying good night, everybody![/center]