Guys Night Out: 4/25/09, Jaguar's Gold Club

[Hollywood]

Shot opens outside Jaguar's Gold Club as we see TNT arriving to the building, wearing their casual attire and carrying their luggage. IP Freely runs them down for a quick interview.

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IP FREELY
Mike! Andrew! A few quick words about the big title match tonight?!

MIKE RUTHERFORD
We're gonna make this short and sweet.

ANDREW SMITH
And he's not talking about the match. He's talking about this interview.

IP FREELY
But I just got the interview started!

TNT just ignores Freely as they walk on. He yells at them to stop, but no such luck. Not one to give up, he tries to enter the club, but the bouncer stops him.

BOUNCER
Sir, we're going to have to see some ID.

IP FREELY
Oh you gotta be kidding me! I'm over 21!

Not one to take any gruff, the bouncer grabs IP Freely by the collar of his shirt and throws him into Hellspawn, who has just entered the camera shot. IP turns around, takes a big gulp, and tries to run away. But nothing doing as Hellspawn catches him, picks him up by the throat and chokeslams him onto the hood of a parked Chevrolet Silverado. Hellspawn does a double-take as he notices the Silverado, thinking he's seen that somewhere before, but shrugs it off. Shot switches to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Andy Lionheart hitting a random bar patron with a pool cue inside the the Fillmore Pub; the Destruction Crew tearing apart the Glass Cactus; Emo Kid sitting at a bar, cutting himself with a broken piece of glass as random people sitting around him looking on in shock; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; Myke Rhines chasing after girls in the streets of Downtown Dallas, while Vin Sin tries to hail a cab; and ending with Soul Reaper exiting a train at Victory Station outside the American Airlines Center, wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist as a horde of fans greet him.[/i]



Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voiceovers.

MARK BISHOP
Tonight, on Guys Night Out, Vin Sin locks horns with James Jackson, and both Myke Rhines and Enigmah are barred from ringside!

KOKO B. WARE
Two of SNW's angriest wrestlers butt heads when Jack Clinton takes on the #1 contender for the SNW Texas Championship, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

TAMMY WINTERS
Chris Angel does battle with Johnny Moxie. Will Moxie's newfound attitude garner him a victory, or will Angel pick up win #2?

KOKO B. WARE
The Destruction Crew and Chapter Six battle it out in a pair of 4 Up qualifying matches.

MARK BISHOP
And the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line as Wench and Goryokaku take on TNT. But how well will Wench and Gory be able to function as a team? That's tonight, on Guys Night Out!

LIVE! JAGUAR'S GOLD CLUB! EULESS, TX!

Shot switches to inside Jaguar's Gold Club, where the female dancers, who have covered themselves up in lingerie and two piece bikinis, are dancing around in various spots.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
We are coming to you live from Jaguar's Gold Club in Euless, Texas for Guys Night Out! Normally, the lovely ladies here at Jaguar's dance fully nude, but with this being on television, we had to set some limits.

KOKO B. WARE
Network censors can bite me! Aren't we on cable anyway?!

TAMMY WINTERS
Koko actually has a point.

"Kashmir" begins to play as James walks down to the ring amid loud boos from the fans.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
And what better way to kick off Guys Night Out then with James Jackson taking on Vin Sin!

KOKO B. WARE
I'm excited about this match. We get to see two of SNW's finest pure wrestlers in action.

TAMMY WINTERS
I hope they maim each other.

HARRY SACHS
The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

He pauses right before the apron with his head down and points to the sky. He jumps up onto the apron and throws his arms up and enters the ring. "Crack A Bottle" hits and the crowd boos as Vin Sin appears from behind the entrance.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
And from Fort Worth, Texas, weighing 215 lbs, Vin Sin!

Vin walks to the ring and stares right at James Jackson. He climbs into the ring never taking his eyes off James.

JAMES JACKSON vs VIN SIN

The match started with both men trying to get the advantage but each one countering one another. James Jackson got the early advantage with a German suplex. James kept working on Vin's back, hitting back breakers and suplex variations. James locked in an STF, but Vin was able to make the ropes to force James to break the hold. James dropped multiple elbows to Vin's back, then applied a Mexican Surfboard. James let Vin go and went for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Vin countered it into a DDT.

Vin kept James grounded while his back recovered. Vin hit an amazing standing huracanrana that sent James to the outside of the ring. Vin then dove through the ropes and took James out as he got to his feet. Vin kept up the fast pace, hitting high risk move after high risk move. Vin went for pinfall attempts but was never able to get the three count.

The match continued back and forth until Jackson surprised Vin out of nowhere with a small package for a three count, then pointed to his head to tell everyone how smart he was as "Kashmir" boomed over the PA and the fans jeered.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
The winner of the match, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

MARK BISHOP
James Jackson showing everyone why he's one of the top pure wrestlers in the world.

KOKO B. WARE
That's right, Mark, because he keeps his opponents off guard by not always going for his big move.

TAMMY WINTERS
He may be a great wrestler, but he sure does have bad taste in women.

KOKO B. WARE
Jealous much?

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh please.

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[Hollywood]

"Balls to the Wall" hits as Johnny Moxie walks out from behind the curtain and pauses after taking a few steps, putting his hands on his hips and looking around at the crowd, who is giving him a mixed reaction.

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MARK BISHOP
We are back with more Guys Night Out, and fans, don't adjust those TV sets. There are some fans here at Jaguar's tonight BOOING Johnny Moxie!

KOKO B. WARE
Awwww, poor Johnny gonna go cry to mommy now because no one loves him anymore? I thought he knew that fans didn't like losers, especially since he was the biggest loser at WrestleStock.

TAMMY WINTERS
Of course Koko ignores the fact that it's only a small section of fans booing Moxie.

HARRY SACHS
The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Manhattan, New York and weighing 215 lbs, Johnny Moxie!

Johnny walks slowly to the ring, taking the time to slap a few fan's hands and does a bit of trashtalking to the camera before reaching the ring and hopping up onto the apron, looking around at the fans again before climbing up a nearby turnbuckle and saying some things to some of the fans that have chosen to boo him. He points to himself before hopping down into the ring and doing some last minute stretches via hanging onto the ropes as "Balls To The Wall" fades out. Daughtry's cover of "Wanted: Dead or Alive" hits and Chris Angel saunters out to a big pop from the crowd, his head titled slightly towards them. He grins as he nods appreciatively to the cheers.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
And his opponent, originally from Dallas, Texas and currently residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing 280 lbs, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

Walking down to the ring, Angel slaps hands with the same group of fans that booed Moxie, then stops to flirt with some of the dancers of Jaguar's before sliding under the ropes into the ring. He moves to the furthest turnbuckle and stands on it, beating the left side of his chest with his hand as a sign of respect for the crowd.


CHRIS ANGEL vs JOHNNY MOXIE

The ref called for the bell and the match started with a fast pace. Chris got the early advantage and used his power advantage to get the upper hand. Chris landed a ddt on Moxie that ended up getting a near fall. Chris continued to pound away at Johnny hitting move after move to keep him down. Chris hit the ropes and took Johnny out with a flying clothsline after a reversal of a irish whip. Chris went for numerous covers but couldn't get the three count on Johnny.

Johnny was able to mount some offense of his own after he revesered a back drop into a knee to the face. Johnny used his quickness to keep Chris off balence. Johnny started using under handed tactics to keep the advantage going his way. Johnny tried to tie up Chris in the ropes but the ref stopped him before he could do it. Johnny went for the new york state of mind but Chris countered with a spear. Chris quickly got to his feet and hit The fallen for the win.

The scene cuts to the back as Wench is shown watching the match. Gory walks by and looks at her.[/color]

Gory: What the hell are you doing?!

Wench turns to look at him.

Wench: I'm watching the show, what's it look like?

Gory: You need to be focusing on our upcoming match. I don't want any screw ups out there and if you act like you did in the last match, there's going to be hell to pay!

Gory shakes his head and walks off as Wench returns to watching the show.

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[Hollywood]

The scene opens up showing James Jackson putting a shirt on. As he adjusts the shirt, Craig Mueller and George Dunpork are shown entering the view.

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DUNPORK
James, James, you my friend are the man we are looking for.[/color]

James stands there, mouthing the word "friend" and raises an eyebrow, but before he can speak, Craig cuts him off.[/color]

CRAIG MUELLER
George is correct. Now look, I know last time didn't work out, however that's the past. Gordie still sees you as the missing piece to the puzzle. You could become the cornerstone of this company. The franchise if you will of this business and we can help there.

DUNPORK
I mean James, you have the hot lady, you have the looks, the skills and everything in between. All you're missing is the insurance of people backing you up. I mean we can make sure that things don't get too rough on your road to success.

Craig nods his head as George looks around, seeing steam coming from the shower area. He begins to go that way as Craig shakes his head but continues on.[/color]

CRAIG
As George was saying, it's simple. You, James, are a world class athlete and think of us as the best agents you could have. We'd have your interests as our top priority.

George keeps walking into the shower area and a few seconds later you can hear a loud female scream. George quickly runs out of there with a grin on his face.[/color]

DUNPORK
I think I can die and go to heaven now.[/color]

Enigmah is shown walking out, furious and with a towel on as she glares over at George, trying to hold her towel up at the same time wanting to take her frustration out on him. James looks over at Craig then towards Enigmah. He shakes his head and quickly lifts his leg up and kicks George across the face, dropping him to the floor. James goes over and grabs a set of female clothing and goes towards Enigmah. James looks down at George while handing Enigmah the clothes.[/color]

JAMES JACKSON
That's two.[/color]

James and Enigmah go towards the shower area as Craig shakes his head and begins to drop expletive words down at George who's still laid out. The scene fades away with George slowly getting up rubbing his chin but has a smile on his face from what he saw earlier. "Superhero" hits as Alex Daniels walks out to the ring to tremendously loud boos from the fans.[/color]

TAMMY WINTERS
What a perv! Couldn't Fatpork wait till after the show when the ladies here at Jaguar's will get fully nude?

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, it's not often someone gets to see Enigmah naked!

MARK BISHOP
Oh for crying out loud, Koko.

HARRY SACHS
This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and weighing 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels![/color]

Alex saunters to the ring as the fans continue to boo him. Alex climbs into the ring and returns the favor by taunting the crowd as "Superhero" dies down. "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" hits as Jack Clinton walks out to a big pop from the crowd.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
And his opponent, from Beverly Hills, California, and weighing 355 lbs, "The Gold Standard" Jack Clinton!

TAMMY WINTERS
Don't be fooled by con artists who call themselves "Gold Standard." Jack Clinton is THE Gold Standard.

MARK BISHOP
And he's developed quite the fan following as of late.

KOKO B. WARE
Embracing the fans is the worst thing that could happen to Jack Clinton's career.

TAMMY WINTERS
I think his win-loss record speaks for itself, Koko.

KOKO B. WARE
Yeah, well he's going up against the #1 contender for Soul Reaper's SNW Texas Championship come 4 Up.

Jack walks to the ring and steps over the top rope as his music dies down.

JACK CLINTON vs ALEX DANIELS

Before the bell rang, Alex went to attack Jack from behind. But Jack caught him with a clothesline for his troubles. Jack used his power to hit a powerbomb into the corner as the crowd "ooohed" and "aaahhed" in amazement. Jack was relentless, hitting Alex with a brutal clothesline that turned him inside out. Jack then threw Alex into the ropes and slammed Alex with a powerslam. Jack covered but only got a two count. Jack went for Final Destrution but Alex countered into a DDT that shifted the momentum in his favor.

Alex used his speed advantage to keep Jack down. Alex flew all over the ring, hitting a springboard dropkick and multiple moves from the top rope. Alex went for several pinfalls, but Jack would kick out each time. Alex got so frustrated with not being able to pin Jack that hit went outside the ring and got a chair and hit Jack with it, causing a disqualification and drawing the ire of the fans.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
What's gotten into Alex Daniels?!

KOKO B. WARE
I bet some idiot in the back told him it was a No Disqualification Match!

TAMMY WINTERS
You actually expect us to believe that, Birdbrain?!

HARRY SACHS
Your winner as a result of a disqualification, "The Gold Standard" Jack Clinton![/color]

Kid Thunder goes to hit Clinton with the chair again, but Clinton catches the chair and swings at Kid Thunder, causing Kid Thunder to bolt out of the ring, yelling trash talk at Clinton.

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[Hollywood]

"Bodies" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as Mike Williams and Anthony Spiccoli make their way down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following is a 4 Up qualifying match. First, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 325 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli... Mike Williams!

MARK BISHOP
Here's hoping that referee Danny Travers can maintain order in this first of two 4 Up qualifying matches that will feature members of Chapter Six and the Destruction Crew.

TAMMY WINTERS
Poor kid. He looks so scared. I'm surprised none of the lovely ladies here at Jaguar's have made a man out of him yet, if you know what I mean.

KOKO B. WARE
Tammy, the kid hasn't even hit puberty yet.

MARK BISHOP
Oh would you stop!

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Mike Williams and Anthony Spiccoli spot one of the ladies, dressed in a blue bra and blue panties, dancing on one of the stages. "Bodies" dies down as Anthony Spiccoli berates the dancer as Mike Williams sneers at her, causing her to back up in fear of the two men. Out of nowhere, the Mauler grabs both Anthony Spiccoli and Mike Williams by the head, and bashes them together with a double noggin knocker to the delight of the crowd. While Mauler brawls with Mike Williams to the ring, the dancer comes off the stage and stomps Anthony Spiccoli right in the grapefruits to loud cheers from the fans that are around the incident.

KOKO B. WARE
So let me get this straight. The Mauler jumps Anthony Spiccoli and Mike Williams from behind before Mike even has a chance to get into the ring, but yet the members of Chapter Six are the a-holes?!

TAMMY WINTERS
Did you not see how Spiccoli and Mike Williams were berating and intimidating that innocent exotic dancer?!

KOKO B. WARE
Since when do the words "innocent" and "exotic dancer" belong in the same sentence?!

MARK BISHOP
Well whether she's innocent or not, Anthony Spiccoli and Mike Williams had no business treating her like that!

4 UP QUALIFIER
MIKE WILLIAMS vs THE MAULER[/color]

Mauler and Mike Williams brawled all the way to the ring, where Mauler slammed Mike Williams' head into the ring apron before rolling him into the ring. Mauler slid into the ring and attempted to whip Mike Williams into the ropes, but the momentum shifted into Mike's favor as he nailed Mauler with a flying shoulder block reminiscent of Road Warrior Animal. Williams with a series of suplex variations and power moves before locking Mauler into a Full Nelson in an attempt to gain a submission victory, but Mauler refused to give up. Mauler regained the upper hand after powering out of the Full Nelson and nailing Mike Williams with a standing clothesline. Mauler and Mike Williams continued to go back and forth until Mauler caught Mike with a kick to the midsection, picked him up in a Torture Rack then slammed him down with a neckbreaker, nailing Mike Williams with the Completely Mauled for the pinfall victory.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, the Mauler!

MARK BISHOP
The Mauler qualifying for SNW 4 Up... LOOK OUT!

TAMMY WINTERS
Where did Marcus Williams come from?!

KOKO B. WARE
Marcus Williams just ran in and blasted Mauler with that steel chair!

Marcus Williams continues to kick Mauler in the ribs until Mike "Beastman" Hanson runs down to the ring to a big pop from the fans and tackles Marcus Williams to the ground. The two continued to fight on the ground as SNW security, officials and the other two referees ran down to get the two separated. Meanwhile, other officials helped Mauler and Mike Williams to the back. As everyone finally got Mike Hanson and Marcus Williams separated, Gordon Heath appeared from behind the curtain to the delight of no one as they booed him out of the building.

GORDIE
Well since it seems you two are in such a hurry to fight each other, how about I order all of the officials and security out of the ring, one of the referees to stay, and go ahead and start the match now!

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, why the hell not?! Let's get this dispute settled now!

MARK BISHOP
We'll be back with Mike Hanson taking on Marcus Williams after this timeout!

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[Hollywood]

4 UP QUALIFIER
MARCUS WILLIAMS vs MIKE "BEASTMAN" HANSON

The match was joined in progress after GNO came back from the commercial break, with Marcus Williams trying to put Mike Hanson to sleep with a Cobra Clutch. Hanson was down to his knees when referee Mike Croft lifted up his left arm to see if he was out. Hanson's arm went down twice, but it did not fall down the third time as he fought his way back up and took Marcus down with a short-arm clothesline. Hanson worked over Marcus' legs, then attempted to lock in a Boston Crab, but Marcus pushed Hanson off. Marcus nailed Hanson with an Impaler DDT, but only got a two count for his efforts. Hanson fought back with everything he had, but eventually succumbed to the TKO from Marcus for the pinfall.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, Marcus Williams!

MARK BISHOP
So now we have a member of Chapter Six and a member of the Destruction Crew entered into the 4 Up tournament.

KOKO B. WARE
Think of the scenarios that could play out here.

TAMMY WINTERS
I don't think we have to wait for any scenarios!

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Super Vader runs down to the ring and nails Marcus Williams with a Batista-like spinebuster. Before he can do more damage, Nick Scott runs down to the ring, and a brawl ensues between him and Super Vader. Marcus Williams and Mike Hanson join in on the melee as Mike Croft gets knocked out by a stray clothesline by Hanson. Again, SNW officials have to run down to the ring to get everyone pulled apart.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens backstage where Luna Vachon is standing by with Goryokaku, who's holding his SNW Texas Tag Team belt over his shoulder, and Tanya Adams. Wench is conspicuous by her absence.

LUNA VACHON
We are just moments away from the huge SNW Texas Tag Team Title match that will pit Goryokaku and Wench against TNT. Now first off, Gory, would you mind addressing the rumors of you selling your shares of SNW?

GORYOKAKU
The rumors are true. I have sold my shares of SNW to one Gordon Heath, who now has 100% full control of the company. Now some of you may be thinking that I have sold my shares in a panic over what's gone down with Wench as of late. That is far from the truth, for you see, when Gordie called me for help to get his wrestling company back under control, I agreed on the condition that at some point, I would own the majority shares to help shape SNW into what Gordon Heath had envisioned. Hellspawn's co-ownership was merely a pawn in our high stakes chess game to control SNW, as was Vince Bischoff's. Now that we have SNW molded into what Gordie had in mind, I can now turn full control over to him.

LUNA VACHON
Now we have the big Texas Tag Team Title match coming up, but one must wonder where Wench is.

Gory and Tanya shake their heads before Tanya nails Luna in the face with a Chick Kick and shouts "OUT OF OUR WAY, BITCH!" as she and Gory storm off. Shot switches to ringside as "TNT" by AC/DC blasts over the speakers and the fans go wild with excitement.

MARK BISHOP
I could be wrong, but I think this is the first time in SNW where the Texas Tag Team Champions are actually the underdogs.

KOKO B. WARE
Mark, there you go trying to fear monger everyone who's a fan of the Dark Ones. I'm surprised you haven't hopped on the Swine Flu bandwagon yet.

TAMMY WINTERS
Did you not see Saturday Night Onslaught last week, Koko? The Dark Ones are in danger of imploding before our very eyes.

HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is for one fall and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships! First the challengers... the team of Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith, TNT!

Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith make their way to the ring as "TNT" continues to blast over the PA. Mike hops onto the ring apron and jumps over the rope and into the ring, while Andrew elects to walk through the ropes. Both Mike and Andrew go over to opposite corners to pose for the fans as their music dies down. "The Nobodies" blasts over the speakers as the fans boo their lungs out and red lighting illuminates Jaguar's. Goryokaku and Tanya Adams, who are a bit more peeved than normal, storm to the ring instead of going through their normal routine.

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions and accompanied by Tanya Adams, from Lowestoft, England and weighing 245 lbs, Goryokaku!

MARK BISHOP
Alright, Koko. Am I still "fear mongering" fans of the Dark Ones, seeing as that Wench isn't entering the ring with Gory?

KOKO B. WARE
They're probably just trying to psyche TNT out by making them overconfident, thinking that there's dissension.

"My Time" hits and the crowd actually comes to their feet, cheering Wench on as she emerges from behind the entrance.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well the fans seem to have taken Wench back with open arms.

HARRY SACHS
And his partner, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs, the other half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench!

Wench, wearing her SNW Texas Tag Team belt around her waist, walks down to the ring with a cold stare in her face. She slides into the ring, glaring over at Gory and Tanya as she takes off her belt and hands it to referee Rick Maynard as her music dies down. Gory hands his belt over to the ref, then orders Wench to start the match for his team. Wench heeds Gory's instructions by going over to the Dark Ones corner. Gory rolls his eyes and mouths "Whatever" as Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith play rock-paper-scissors to see who starts for TNT. Rutherford gets rock as Smith gets paper, so Rutherford starts for his team. The crowd is buzzing as Gory and Rutherford start the match off slow with a feeling out process.

MARK BISHOP
You can smell the tension here tonight!

KOKO B. WARE
Nah, that's just gas.

TAMMY WINTERS
For a moment I thought that smell was one of the strippers' tacos.

Mark and Koko lay out on Tammy with dead silence for over a minute before Tammy shouts "What?!" while Koko responds with the obligatory "Can we say that, even on cable late at night?" Bishop goes on with his commentary, glossing over Tammy's shocking comment. Shot switches to show Chris Angel and Jack Clinton in the VIP Lounge, watching the match, then goes back to the match. Gory gains the upper hand with a side headlock, but Rutherford grabs a hold of Gory in a bearhug and dumps him up and over with a belly to belly 90 degree overhead suplex. Gory gets back to his feet, but Rutherford immediately catches him from behind with a running bulldog, then makes a tag to Smith. Gory again gets back up, but Smith takes him down with a bodyslam, followed by a series of elbow drops. Smith goes for one elbow drop too many, though, as he misses after Gory rolls out of the way and makes the tag to Wench.

KOKO B. WARE
See, if there was any trouble, Wench wouldn't have agreed to the tag from Goryokaku.

TAMMY WINTERS
Is Frankie still alive and well, too?

KOKO B. WARE
You bitch! You know damn well he's still alive?!

MARK BISHOP
Do you two mind?! There's an SNW Texas Tag Team Championship match going on right now!

Smith picks himself up to his knees, but Wench knocks him back down with a running front dropkick to Smith's face. Wench follows up with a leg drop, then goes for the pin. ONE... Smith kicks out. Wench picks Smith up, jumps up in the air and nails him with a huracanrana into a pin. ONE... TWO... Smith kicks out. Shot switches to show the Alley Ratz in the bar watching the match, then goes back to the match. Wench goes to run the ropes as Smith picks himself up. Smith counters Wench on the rebound with a hiptoss. Wench back up, but Smith ducks under, picking Wench up on his shoulders and slamming her down on her back with a Samoan Drop. Smith with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out. Smith makes the tag to Rutherford as Wench gets back to her feet, Rutherford goes for a roundhouse kick, but Wench ducks under it and sweep-kicks Rutherford, causing him to fall to his back. Wench goes to climb the turnbuckle, but Gory slaps her on the back, tagging himself in. Wench rolls her eyes as she now has to go to her corner.

TAMMY WINTERS
OK, try explaining that one, Koko.

KOKO B. WARE
It's all part of their grand scheme.

MARK BISHOP
Grand scheme of what? Losing everything?

Gory runs in and stomps away at Rutherford, then picks him up and nails him with a backbreaker. Gory goes for a pin. ONE... Rutherford gets the shoulder up. Gory attempts a Northern Light Suplex, but Rutherford counters with a DDT, spiking Gory's head into the canvas. Rutherford goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Gory gets the shoulder up. Rutherford now with a tag in to Smith. Rutherford grabs a hold of Gory's left foot, while Smith grabs Gory's right foot, then split his legs apart with the Wishbone. Gory grabs a hold of his grapefruits as he curls up in the fetal position and rolls over to his corner and makes the tag to Wench.

TAMMY WINTERS
Tanya Adams won't be getting any dark loving tonight, that's for sure.

Wench runs in and immediately takes Smith down with a flying headscissors. Smith back up, but Wench takes him down with a DDT, then goes to climb the top turnbuckle. She flies off the top turnbuckle, hitting Smith with a Five Star Frog Splash! ONE... TWO... Smith gets the shoulder up just in time. Wench picks Smith up, but he kicks her in the midsection and nails her with a spinebuster. Smith goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Tanya pulls Smith off of Wench to break up the count. The referee warns Tanya about it as she pleads her innocence. Little does Tanya realize that Wench saw her out of the corner of her eye. Rutherford, angered by what just went down, gets out of his corner, runs and nails Tanya in the face with a baseball slide to a big pop from the crowd as she falls to the floor.

KOKO B. WARE
Mike Rutherford just kicked an innocent woman in the face, and these depraved fans cheer him?! I thought he was a hero!

MARK BISHOP
Did you not get the memo, Koko?

TAMMY WINTERS
And Koko, did you not see Tanya interfering?

Gory is beside himself, running over to check on Tanya. Smith, Rutherford and Wench all just smirk as EMTs rush down to help Tanya to the back, and they instruct Gory to stay as she'll be alright. Gory climbs back on the apron, only for Wench to tag him in. Gory yells at her, asking what the hell she's doing. But she ignores him as she walks over to Rutherford and Smith, shaking their hands and congratulating them on a job well done, then walks off to the back as the crowd gives her a standing ovation for leaving Gory out to dry.

KOKO B. WARE
No! This can't be happening!

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh but it is happening, Koko.

MARK BISHOP
Well if Gory somehow wins against these odds, who will he have as a tag team partner?

Gory looks over at TNT and rushes at them to fight off their attack, but the numbers game catches up to him as they take him down with a double team effort of double axe handles and clubbing blows to the back. Smith then picks Gory up in a Wheelbarrow, and Rutherford brings him down with a Diamond Cutter. Rutherford then picks Gory up in a bearhug as Smith runs the ropes. Smith rebounds off the ropes, jumps and nails Gory full blast with a jumping lariat.

MARK BISHOP
The Steel Attack, and Andrew Smith goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

KOKO B. WARE
NO! NO! NO! NO! NEVER! NO! NO! NO!

HARRY SACHS
Your winners and new SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, TNT!

The crowd is going crazy as the referee hands Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith their newly won SNW Texas Tag Team belts. They hold them up in the air as the fans continue to go wild. The dancers of Jaguar's enter the ring, but Rutherford flashes them the wedding ring on his ring finger, a la Bruce Willis in Die Hard 2: Die Harder, then walks away. Smith shrugs and dances with the Jaguar's dancers as the show fades to black.