Guys Night Out: 5/9/09- Sundance Square

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the 8.0(pronounced Eight-O) Restaurant and Bar, located in the Sundance Square district of Downtown Fort Worth. It seems to be mad chaos as people are gathered around to to check on Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester, who are both face down. Adriana Samu and Xander Nova, looking as if they've rushed to the scene, are checking on their fallen friends as Luna Vachon rushes into the scene as well.

LUNA VACHON
Luna Vachon here inside 8.0, where it's apparent that Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester were attacked. Adriana Samu, Xander Nova, have you heard anything?

ADRIANA SAMU
All I know is if Vin Sin and Myke Rhines had anything to do with this, they will be wishing they never messed with this Canadian Lady.

LUNA VACHON
Well maybe one of the many patrons here could tell us what they saw. Sir, did you see what happened to these two ladies?

The man Luna is interviewing turns out to be none other than Josh Howard of the Dallas Mavericks!

JOSH HOWARD
I was talking to those two girls, then next thing you know, the lights go off, come back on and they're down on the ground! You can't control what the lights out do to you! Just crazy man!

LUNA VACHON
Thanks... I think...

EMT
Out of our way, bitch!

The EMT grabs Luna by her hair and throws her down to the ground. Shot switches to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Chris Angel and Jack Clinton beating up random thugs on the streets of Deep Ellum; the Destruction Crew tearing apart the Glass Cactus; Emo Kid sitting at a bar, cutting himself with a broken piece of glass as random people sitting around him looking on in shock; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; Myke Rhines chasing after girls in the streets of Downtown Dallas, while Vin Sin tries to hail a cab; and ending with Soul Reaper exiting a train at Victory Station outside the American Airlines Center, wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist as a horde of fans greet him.



Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voiceovers.

MARK BISHOP
Tonight it's going to be "crazy man," as Super Vader, Wench and Jack Clinton take on "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott and the Williams Brothers.

KOKO B. WARE
James Jackson steps into the ring with yet another champion as he takes on one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Andrew Smith.

TAMMY WINTERS
Johnny Moxie brings his friend, Kayden Christopher, to SNW as they take on the Alternative Lifestylers.

MARK BISHOP
Reed Brown makes his SNW debut, Vin Sin takes on Adriana Samu, and Chris Angel battles Hellspawn... tonight, on Guys Night Out!

Shot opens outside in a parking lot that has been converted as the outdoor venue for Guys Night Out. The fans are going nuts as the camera pans over to the broadcast location where Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters are seated.

LIVE! SUNDANCE SQUARE! FORT WORTH, TX!

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MARK BISHOP
What better way to kick off Guys Night Out, live from Sundance Square in Downtown Fort Worth, than with a classic whodunnit?

KOKO B. WARE
Luna Vachon is such an idiot! Did she really think she'd get answers out of a dopehead like Josh Howard?

TAMMY WINTERS
Well something smells fishy here.

KOKO B. WARE
That would be your tuna.

TAMMY WINTERS
Excuse me?!

KOKO B. WARE
You know, that tuna sandwich you've been eating right before we went on the air.

TAMMY WINTERS
Whatever. The point I was trying to make was that Adriana Samu and Xander Nova are on the right track to think that Vin Sin and Myke Rhines had something to do with the attack on Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester.[/b]

"Street Villian" by Ill Bill blares over the PA, as Reed Brown makes his way to the ring. Brown has a mean expression on his face, as he walks slowly and enters the ring at the same pace. He acts as if the crowd does not even exist.

HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following singles match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring, hailing from New York City, New York and weighing in at 240 pounds, Reed Brown!

MARK BISHOP
As mentioned at the outset, it looks like we will see the debut of another new star from the recent crop that SNW has seen come through.

KOKO B. WARE
I really like the look of this guy. He seems to be all business and not the kind of guy to screw around.

TAMMY WINTERS
I'm glad you like his look, because I sure as hell don't. Look how short he is, and how trashy his attire is. Let's hope he can wrestle, because he's not going to get by on his looks alone.

HARRY SACHS
And already in the ring, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma and weighing in at 224 pounds, Ryne Sunberg!

MARK BISHOP
Brown is facing perennial journeyman Ryne Sunberg. He's on such a losing streak, so maybe tonight will be the night he finally succeeds.

KOKO B. WARE
I doubt it Mark, unless God comes down and brings this poor man some help.

TAMMY WINTERS
We know even if He does show up, He's not bringing Frankie with him.

KOKO B. WARE
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT!?!?

REED BROWN vs RYNE SUNBERG[/i][/b]

This could not even be considered a real match. As Brown entered the ring, his focused stayed square on Sunberg. Sunberg ran into the corner and hunkered down hoping that Brown would exercise some mercy on him. Brown, clearly not the type to be handing out any form of mercy, ran to the corner where Sunberg was hiding only to see Sunberg run away. The pair played a short game of cat-and-mouse before Sunberg tripped and Brown trapped him by standing over him. As Sunberg was almost crying, Brown picked him up and hit him with a Package Piledriver. Sunberg laid motionless on the mat as Brown covered him for the three count.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Reed Brown!

MARK BISHOP
A very quick and impressive debut for Mr. Brown this evening. The SNW locker room better watch out for this rough and tough brawler from the streets of New York City in the near future.

KOKO B. WARE
Man, this guy is just brutal. Only had to hit him with one move to knock his lights out!

TAMMY WINTERS
I wish someone would turns the lights out so we did not have to look at him anymore. Seriously!

KOKO B. WARE
You ditz! They can't turn the lights out here because we're outdoors!

MARK BISHOP
Well I understand that IP Freely is out amongst the crowd here in Sundance Square, wanting to get everyone's thoughts on who they think put Goryokaku in a vegetative state. IP?

Shot switches out amongst the crowd where IP Freely is located.

IP FREELY
That's right, I'm here amongst the people to see who they think destroyed Goryokaku last week as he was helpless in his car. Sir, who do you think did it?

RANDOM GUY #1
Matt Margera, man! Matt Margera!

IP FREELY
Alright, why Matt?

RANDOM GUY #1
With all these rumors about Matt coming back, and knowing his history with Gory. Plus, it was a gray Chevy Silverado that rammed into Gory's car.

IP FREELY
Alright, thank you sir. Ma'am, who do you think is responsible for what happened to Gory?

RANDOM GIRL #2
Who cares?! I'm just glad that piece of s[beep]t is out of SNW!

IP FREELY
Whoa! OK, not sure if we can say that on TV, but thanks for your input. Fans watching at home, stay right there as we have more Guys Night Out right after this!

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[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
More breaking news here on Guys Night Out as we have received word that yesterday, Enigmah went to Craig "Senior" Mueller and demanded that both Rick Roll and Omerta be reinstated, and that she have a match with Rick Roll where the loser must leave SNW! All of this stemming from last week on Saturday Night Onslaught when Rick Roll and Omerta worked together to cost Enigmah and James Jackson their tag team match against Death Sentence.

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Highlights from the match last week are shown. We see Omerta distracting the ref, followed by Rick Roll running in and nailing Enigmah with the Rick Roll Piledriver.[/color]

KOKO B. WARE
Well thank goodness we'll never have to see Rick Roll again.

TAMMY WINTERS
I don't know. Enigmah may have really put her foot in her mouth this time.

"Horsemen" booms over the speakers as Nick Scott and the Williams Bros., along with Anthony Spiccoli, make their way to the ring, taunting the fans who boo them along the way.

HARRY SACHS
The following trios tag match is set for one fall. First, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Anthony Spiccoli, representing Chapter Six, the team of "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott and the Williams Brothers!

MARK BISHOP
This match will be interesting as Wench and Jack Clinton team with Super Vader against Nick Scott and the Williams Brothers.

KOKO B. WARE
Chapter Six has the advantage in the team chemistry department.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well, Wench has won the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles on two occasions, so she is no stranger to tag team wrestling.

KOKO B. WARE
But she's not used to teaming with Jack Clinton, and we all know that Super Vader is only used to teaming with his Destruction Crew teammates.[/color]

Nick Scott and the Williams Bros enter the ring, continuing to taunt the fans. "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" blasts over the speakers, and Jack Clinton and Wench make their way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
Their opponents... first, the team of Wench and "The Gold Standard" Jack Clinton!

KOKO B. WARE
I hope Clinton doesn't get us sued for name infringement.

MARK BISHOP
I don't think Gordie is afraid of Vince.

KOKO B. WARE
No, I was talking about George Clinton.

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh get out of here!

Wench and Clinton enter the ring. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" hits, and the fans continue to cheer as Super Vader makes his way to the ring, shouting at the fans and making the Vader hand symbol.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
And their partner, representing the Destruction Crew, Super Vader!

CHAPTER SIX vs SUPER VADER, WENCH & JACK CLINTON

The match started with Jack Clinton and Mike Williams. Mike got the early advantage on the big man and kept Jack on the defensive by using his partners to do numerous double team moves on Clinton. Nick Scott tagged into the match and kept the offense going by hitting a piledriver on Clinton. Nick tried for pinfall attempts, but Jack managed to kick out every time. Jack was able to turn the tables when he ducked a clothesline and hit Nick with a chokeslam. Clinton made the tag to Super Vader who used his weight advantage to keep Nick grounded. All six participants got a chance to keep the momentum for their team and put on a great match. The ending came when Wench hit Nick with the Twist of Fate. "White Knuckles" hit as Jack and Wench stared at the entrance. Nick caught Wench with a roll up for the three.[/color]

HARRY SACHS
The winners of this match, Nick Scott and the Williams Brothers!

MARK BISHOP
Wench takes her eyes off the match, and it costs her team the match.

KOKO B. WARE
Super Vader won't be happy about that.[/color]

Wench is furious and leaves the ring disgusted as Jack and Super Vader argue with the ref. When Wench reaches the curtain, Hellspawn blindsides her with a clothesline from behind.[/color]

TAMMY WINTERS
Where did that monster come from?!

KOKO B. WARE
I don't know, but Wench is about to pay dearly![/color]

Super Vader brawls with Nick Scott and the Williams Bros. Jack, who was taken down by a clothesline from Marcus Williams, gets up and sees Hellspawn picking up Wench. He bolts out of the ring, but it's too late as Hellspawn chokeslams Wench on the hard concrete below. Hellspawn runs off before Clinton can get to him. Clinton goes down to check on Wench as EMTs run out to check on her as well.[/color]

TAMMY WINTERS
I guarantee you if Matt Margera was back, this wouldn't have happened!

MARK BISHOP
I hate to interrupt, but we have a melee in the ring involving Super Vader, the Mauler and Chapter Six!

The Mauler ran through the crowd and into the ring with a chain, knocking Nick Scott, the Williams Bros. and Tony Spiccoli down, busting them all wide open. Super Vader climbs the top turnbuckle as Mauler kicks Nick Scott, Marcus Williams and Tony Spiccoli back down and nails them all with elbow drops. Super Vader backflips off the top turnbuckle and squashes Mike Williams with the Vadersault! Mike Williams clutches his chest as Super Vader and Mauler stomp out of the ring to loud cheers from the crowd. Nick Scott, Marcus Williams and Tony Spiccoli slowly pick themselves up and go to check on Mike Williams.

KOKO B. WARE
What a bunch of sick fans SNW has! Mike Williams is seriously hurt, and these fans are cheering!

TAMMY WINTERS
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

MARK BISHOP
Well hopefully we'll find out the condition of Mike Williams and Wench later on.

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[Hollywood]

"Crack A Bottle" booms over the loud speakers, and the crowd boos as Vin Sin and Myke Rhines make their way down to the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and we're ready... LOOK OUT!

Adriana Samu and Xander Nova both ambush Vin Sin and Myke Rhines as the crowd cheers them on. Samu suplexes Vin Sin onto the hard concrete below, while Xander Nova nails Rhines with right hand punches. Samu brawls with Vin Sin all throughout the crowd until they finally make it to the ring.

VIN SIN vs ADRIANA SAMU

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Samu had things going her way when the match finally got officially underway inside the ring until she attempted to whip Vin Sin into the corner. Vin caught his momentum, jumping onto the top turnbuckle, immediately jumping off of it and nailing Samu with a top rope DDT. Vin only got a two count for his efforts, then put the heat on Samu with an offensive flurry. However, the momentum shifted when Vin Sin missed a corkscrew leg drop off the top rope. Samu immediately locked Vin into a Boston Crab, but Vin made it to the ropes. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Xander Nova and Myke Rhines fought all the way out to the streets of Downtown Fort Worth, taking their fight to the nearby AMC movie theater, where Nova forced relish and ketchup down Rhines' throat. Back to the match, and Samu had Vin locked in a Crippler Crossface, but Vin reached the ropes. Samu and Vin battled back and forth. At one point, Samu attempted to nail Vin with a roundhouse kick. However, Vin ducked and Samu nailed referee Danny Travers by accident. Travers oversold the roundhouse worse than Earl Hebner selling a ref bump spot as he fell, flipped over and flailed around like a fish out of water. Vin attempted a clothesline, but Samu ducked and nailed him with a DDT. Samu went for the pin, but there was no referee. As Samu got up, a big, tall man ran into the ring, grabbed Samu and whipped her into the corner as the announcers frantically shouted, wondering who let this lunatic into the ring. The unknown man charged into the corner and nailed Samu with a vicious running big boot. Samu staggered out, and Vin nailed her with the Fatal Sin as the unknown man revived the ref. Vin made the pinfall cover, and the ref counted three. The unknown man raises Vin Sin's hand in victory as they taunt the crowd, with debris being thrown into the ring.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Vin Sin!

MARK BISHOP
A miscarriage of justice if there ever was one!

KOKO B. WARE
Hey, it's not Vin Sin's fault that Adriana Samu was cheating! So this big brute did the ref's job for him!

TAMMY WINTERS
When was Samu cheating?!

An odd thing is in the ring, as for the first time in his SNW career Vin Sin is smiling. He embraces his old friend, then walks over by the ringside area and asks for a mic. Apparently, the man has something to say.

VIN SIN
Did you bunch of airhead ditzes really think I would walk into a 3 on 1 possibility without bringing a little backup? Well, I didn't. I brought big backup! I brought 6 foot 4, 235 pounds of backup. You may be superior females, but you have to realize something bigger. I'm a superior thinker, and I'm always at least one step ahead. This man right here, Marcus Ryan, a standout baseball player and wrestler in college and also a graduate of the Going Sports Nutz Academy, was the man who took Rory and Petrina out at the 8.0!

The crowd is still somewhat confused on what to do. Some are booing the duo of Ryan and Sin in the ring. Others are cheering them on. The rest are just waiting for what is going to happen next.

VIN SIN
Speaking of one step ahead, let's talk about one week ahead. Saturday Night Onslaught, which will be held once again in Fort Worth...

At the mention of their town, all the fans break into a cheer.

VIN SIN
I think it's time to see how good you ladies think you are. And how sadistic, brutal, and pain-inducing the pair of us can be. So, if Gordie the Sex Doll Lover, Dunpork the Bombastic Bacon Boy, and Mueller the Shane McMahon Look-Alike are watching this, and they should be, I'll go ahead and give you a match for next week. It will be the pair of myself and Marcus Ryan, otherwise known as the Young Gunz, versus whatever pair you three hens want to throw at us next week. Some wrestling companies advertise that they cross the line. Well, next week, we plan on crossing that line, and coating it with your blood.

Samu tries to pick herself up, but Marcus Ryan kicks her in the ribs, knocking her back down as the crowd continues to boo.

MARK BISHOP
Somebody get those two goons out of here!

KOKO B. WARE
I love these two guys!

TAMMY WINTERS
Why doesn't that surprise me?

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[Hollywood]

"Breed" blasts over the speakers, and Andrew Smith slaps hands with the fans on his way to the ring, wearing his SNW Texas Tag Team Championship belt around his waist.

HARRY SACHS
This match is set for one fall. First, from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania and weighing 230 lbs, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Andrew Smith!

MARK BISHOP
And at 4 Up on June 6, Andrew Smith must defend the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles by himself in a 2-on-1 handicap match against the Alley Ratz, thanks to "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath.

KOKO B. WARE
Gordie's just trying to be innovative, Mark.

TAMMY WINTERS
Since when is stacking the deck against someone innovative?

"Kashmir" booms over the PA as the crowd boos heavily. James Jackson walks down to the ring, ignoring the boos.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 220 lbs, "The Anti-Hardcore Icon," "The Messiah Of Wrestling," "The Modern Day Hero," James Jackson!

MARK BISHOP
As we mentioned earlier in the show, Enigmah will be taking on Rick Roll in a Loser Leaves SNW Match. Let's send it down to IP Freely, who's down at ringside with James Jackson.

IP FREELY
James Jackson, how do you feel about Enigmah taking the gamble of her SNW career by saying she'll leave SNW if she loses to Rick Roll?

JAMES JACKSON
That's an HP.

IP FREELY
HP?

JAMES JACKSON
That's her problem.

James Jackson rolls into the ring as IP Freely looks back to the camera.

IP FREELY
I think Anthrax had James Jackson in mind when they made the song "Anti-Social." Mark, Koko and Tammy, back to you.

JAMES JACKSON vs ANDREW SMITH

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The match between James Jackson and Andrew Smith was a fast paced match from the start. Andrew got the early advantage and hit move after move on James but could never secure a three count. Jackson made a comeback after getting a foot up to Andrew's face in the corner and taking him down with a clothesline. Jackson suplexed Smith all over the ring but couldn't keep Andrew down for the three count. Jackson nailed Smith with the Shining Wizard, but again, only got two. Smith answered with an Enziguri Kick to the back of Jackson's head, then picked him up and brought him down with a brainbuster, but Smith only got two as well. Smith went for the Retribution DDT, but Jackson countered with an STO. The end of the match came when Jackson hit the Throat Cutter on Smith for the three count.[/i][/color]

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, James Jackson!

MARK BISHOP
What a show-stealer this match was!

KOKO B. WARE
James Jackson is quickly ascending the ladder of SNW. And considering that he wasn't the one who took the fall in the tag match last Saturday, he's technically still undefeated.

TAMMY WINTERS
But even the mighty fall at some point.

KOKO B. WARE
I don't see James Jackson falling anytime soon.

MARK BISHOP
Well another wrestler who doesn't plan on falling anytime soon is on his way to SNW. All the way from Union, West Virginia comes Cody "The Bull" Pugh. Right now, let's go to a pre-recorded promo from Cody.

RECORDED EARLIER THIS WEEK

In the back, one man is siting in an empty locker room. He pops open a bottle of beer and takes a very large swig.[/color]

CODY PUGH
So this is SNW?[/color]

He takes another large drink.[/color]

CODY
This is to be where I make my mark, where I beat the hell out of people and get paid for it. No damn barkeep telling me to get the hell out of his place or some jackass cop pulling me off of a snot nosed brat before I kill him just so he can throw me in a cell with 10 more snot nosed brats who need a whippin'. No head doc telling me I have a drinking problem or that I have anger issues.[/color]

He drains the bottle on the next swallow, then stands up and comes closer to the camera.[/color]

CODY
For all you out there siting there, wondering who the hell I am. I am the man who chopped wood at the age of 12. I was mining coal at the age 14. Could drink any sailor under a table at the age of 15 and has never, I repeat never, lost a bar fight in my life. And
I am here for one thing and one thing only, the belt. So don't try to be my friend and don't try to be my buddy. Just stay the hell out of my way and I won't turn you in to a grease spot on my boots. CAUSE I AM THE...[/color]

He smashes the empty bottle on his head.[/color]

CODY
BULL![/color]

The camera fades out to black.[/color]

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[Hollywood]

"An Open Letter to NYC" by The Beastie Boys plays over the PA as Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher make their way to the ring to resounding boos from the crowd.

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HARRY SACHS
The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, first from Manhattan, New York weighing in at 215 pounds, "The One Man Wrestling Revolution" Johnny Moxie! His partner, from Greenwich Village, New York weighing in at 205 pounds, "The Savior of the Suplex" Kayden Christopher! Together, they are Revolution X!

KOKO B. WARE
I gotta say, I like Moxie's new lease on life. Kayden Christopher seems to be a great influence on him.

MARK BISHOP
Well these fans don't seem to like their new attitude.

TAMMY WINTERS
I sure as hell don't.

They both make their way to the ring slowly, talking to themselves and seemingly hammering out a last minute game plan. Upon reaching the ring, Kayden slides into the ring while Moxie gets onto the apron and leaps over the top rope to get into the ring. He bows to the fans briefly with a wide smirk on his face before walking around the the ring for a few moments. He rejoins Kayden in their corner, where the two start talking again as their music fades.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
A new team to enter the already clustered tag team scene, Revolution X looks to make an impact by combining SNW veteran Johnny Moxie with his new partner, "The Savior of the Suplex" Kayden Christopher.

HARRY SACHS
And their opponents, already in the ring. Both hailing from Reverchon Park in Dallas Texas, at a combined weight of 375 pounds. Skip and Scotty D, the Alternative Lifestylers!

KOKO B. WARE
These guys look in-sync and ready to kick some ass. Their opponents tonight can not be thrilled at all, and quite frankly I hope they do get their ass kicked. This pair is a disgrace to the entire SNW organization!

TAMMY WINTERS
Why must you be hating on them? Their outfits are just adorable!

KOKO B. WARE
Why am I not shocked that you would say that?

REVOLUTION X vs ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLERS

Moxie and Skip start the match, and from the beginning of the match the rout was on. Skip got taken down by several Japanese armbars, which led to a double underhook suplex. Moxie picked up Skip, and locked in a sleeper hold that sent Skip to sleepy land. Moxie spun around, and hit a Flatliner. Instead of going for the pin, Moxie drug Skip over to Scotty D and forced the tag in of Scotty. Dropping Skip, Moxie suplexed Scotty into the ring, landing him on his feet. Moxie hit him with a swinging neckbreaker. Dragging Scotty over to the corner, Moxie tagged in Christopher. They quickly nailed the S.O.L. on Scotty, with Christopher covering him for the three count.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match, Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher, Revolution X!

MARK BISHOP
A textbook debut from the boys from the Empire State. They came in, isolated one member, and then eliminated the other one to grab an easy victory in their first pairing.

KOKO B. WARE
This team quite possible could be my new favorite team. Look how they manhandled those fruits! They will both be limping tomorrow, and not for the same reason they usually are after a Saturday night.

TAMMY WINTERS
That's just obscene Koko, can you even say that on TV?

KOKO B. WARE
I just did, so go back to looking pretty and stop trying to do the FCC's job for them.

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens with Rick Roll and Enigmah brawling all throughout the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and before we came back from the break, Rick Roll jumped Enigmah as she was making her way to the ring!

KOKO B. WARE
How's that for being a sweetheart?

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, it's not his fault that Enigmah was such a backstabbing, two-timing bitch!

RICK ROLL vs ENIGMAH

Rick and Enigmah finally made it into the ring, and the match inside the ring didn't seem to last as long as the fight outside the ring. Enigmah seemed to have things going her way until she whipped Rick into the ropes, ducked down, and Rick nailed her with the Rick Roll Piledriver for the pinfall victory.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Rick Roll!

KOKO B. WARE
Oh no! Enigmah just made the gamble of her life and lost!

TAMMY WINTERS
In the words of Nelson Muntz, HA-HA!

MARK BISHOP
Enigmah's SNW career has just been Rick Rolled!

KOKO B. WARE
Oh very funny, Mark!

Rick Roll slides out of the ring, waving goodbye to Enigmah and even blowing her a goodbye kiss as an angry expression comes over her face. She gets down on the mat and kicks the canvas and pounds the mat, throwing a massive temper tantrum.

NA-NA-NA-NA! NA-NA-NA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOOD BYE!

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[Hollywood]

"White Knuckles" blares over the PA, and the crowd boos as Hellspawn, clad in his black trench coat, makes his way down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
The following match is set for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 lbs, Hellspawn!

MARK BISHOP
Alright, IP Freely is down at ringside with Hellspawn as he makes his way to the ring. IP, take it away.

IP FREELY
Thank you, Mark. Hellspawn, did you really feel it was necessary to distract Wench during her match?

HELLSPAWN
Look here, you little punk kid. You're damn lucky that I don't feel like chokeslamming you again like I did just a couple of weeks ago at Jaguar's. Now as for Wench, she is finding out very quickly that she'll never be able to beat me, nor will she ever be able to escape me.

Hellspawn walks off to enter the ring.

IP FREELY
Alright, Mark, back to you.

MARK BISHOP
Thank you, Mr. Freely.

TAMMY WINTERS
What a psycho. Following Wench around when she decides to leave.

KOKO B. WARE
Well come on. She's leaving her little kid by leaving Hellspawn.

MARK BISHOP
She is not!

Daughtry's cover of "Wanted: Dead Or Alive" booms over the speakers, and the crowd goes crazy as Chris Angel storms down to the ring with a crazed look on his face.

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HARRY SACHS
His opponent, currently residing in Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas and weighing 282 lbs, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

KOKO B. WARE
Chris Angel looks pissed.

TAMMY WINTERS
Well wouldn't you if one of your good friends was seriously hurt?

KOKO B. WARE
That ho brought it on herself.

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, who you callin' a ho?!

MARK BISHOP
Will you two quit bickering like three year olds?!

Angel slides into the ring and Hellspawn immediately stomps him in the back as referee Rick Maynard calls for the bell. Hellspawn picks Angel up and whips him into the ropes. Hellspawn puts his boot up, but Angel ducks under. Hellspawn turns around and is knocked down with a dropkick from Angel. Hellspawn gets back up, and is knocked down by another dropkick. Hellspawn is back up again, and again Angel goes for a dropkick, but Hellspawn sidesteps it this time, causing Angel to fall on his face.

MARK BISHOP
Went to the well one too many times.

TAMMY WINTERS
I hope Angel didn't damage his cute face falling on the canvas facefirst like that.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh come on!

Hellspawn picks Angel up and bodyslams him down to the mat, followed by an elbow drop. Hellspawn goes for a cover. ONE... Angel kicks out. Hellspawn doesn't let up as he digs his forearm into Angel's face, then blatantly chokes him as the ref counts to four before Hellspawn lets go. Hellspawn stands back up and rakes Angel's eyes with his foot, then picks Angel up. Hellspawn lifts Angel onto his shoulders, walks to one of the corners, and drops him down facefirst onto the top turnbuckle.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn hitting Snake Eyes on The Dream.

Angel staggers out of the corner, only for Hellspawn to pick him up and bring him down with a sidewalk slam. Hellspawn with a lax cover... ONE... TWO... Angel kicks out. Hellspawn picks Angel up and whips him into the corner. Hellspawn charges in, but Angel gets his right foot up, hitting Hellspawn in the face. Hellspawn staggers out of the corner as Angel climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Angel jumps off the second turnbuckle, driving Hellspawn down facefirst with a diving face buster. Angel now goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn kicks out. Angel goes to lock in a Dragon Sleeper, but Hellspawn powers his way up, then falls down in a sitting position, jacking Angel with a reverse jawbreaker. Angel staggers around, only to get taken down with a vicious clothesline from Hellspawn.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn nearly decapitated Chris Angel!

KOKO B. WARE
Too bad Angel wasn't really decapitated.

TAMMY WINTERS
What a bad human you are, Koko!

Hellspawn stomps away at Angel, then jumps up and nails Angel across the throat with a big leg drop. Hellspawn arrogantly covers Angel with his leg over Angel's throat. ONE... Angel kicks out. Hellspawn picks Angel up by the head and hoists him up in a military press, holding him up there for several seconds before bringing him down with a gut buster. Hellspawn with another cover. ONE... TWO... Angel gets the shoulder up. Hellspawn doesn't give Angel a chance to get up as he turns him over, pulls Angel's arms up, and drives his knee into Angel's back, driving Angel down facefirst several times in succession with the Curb Stomp. Hellspawn finishes off the sequence by locking in the STF.

MARK BISHOP
Hellspawn with the STF locked in on Chris Angel!

KOKO B. WARE
And Angel is stuck in the center of the ring.

TAMMY WINTERS
Angel may have no choice but to tap out and live to fight another day.

The ref asks Angel if he wants to give up, but he refuses as he struggles to make it to the ropes while Hellspawn tries to pull back on the STF. Angel finally makes it to the ropes, and Hellspawn breaks the hold when the ref's count reaches four. Hellspawn picks Angel up, but Angel brings Hellspawn down with a jawbreaker from out of nowhere. Hellspawn staggers around, and Angel follows up with an uppercut that staggers Hellspawn back into the ropes. Angel grabs a hold of Hellspawn and whips him into the ropes. Angel ducks down, but it's too soon as Hellspawn grabs Angel by the neck, picks him up and slams him down with a muscle buster. Hellspawn walks over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Angel gets up, so Hellspawn calls an audible and comes off the top rope, nailing Angel with a flying clothesline that flips Angel 360 degrees. Hellspawn turns Angel over and goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Angel barely gets his shoulder up as Hellspawn storms up and gets in the ref's face. The ref reminds him that he can't touch the ref as Hellspawn just shakes his head at him. Hellspawn picks Angel up by the head and lifts him onto his shoulders, then drives him down with the Death Valley Driver. Hellspawn again goes for the cover.[/color]

MARK BISHOP
ONE... TWO... THRE-NO! Angel barely gets the shoulder up again!

KOKO B. WARE
That stupid ref is always out of position whenever Hellspawn goes for a pin!

TAMMY WINTERS
Why don't you just give Chris Angel credit where it's due instead of making excuses for Hellspawn?

While you can't see his expression all that well because of his mask, you can tell that Hellspawn is rolling his eyes at the ref. Hellspawn picks Angel up by the head, but out of nowhere, Angel nails Hellspawn with a DDT remiscent of Jake "The Snake" Roberts to a deafening pop from the crowd! Angel with the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE![/color]

HARRY SACHS
Your winner of the match, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

KOKO B. WARE
What a fast count by the ref!

TAMMY WINTERS
Are you kidding me?! Hellspawn is out cold! Why would the ref need to make a fast count?

MARK BISHOP
I'm sure Hellspawn won't be too happy when he wakes up from that DDT. For Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters, I'm Mark Bishop saying good night, and we'll see you next Saturday night for Saturday Night Onslaught![/center]