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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:21:39 GMT -6
Shot opens to a video montage set to the original WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. The montage includes Andy Lionheart hitting a random bar patron with a pool cue inside the the Fillmore Pub; the Destruction Crew tearing apart the Glass Cactus; Emo Kid sitting at a bar, cutting himself with a broken piece of glass as random people sitting around him looking on in shock; Enigmah mooning the camera, but that shot only lasts for about a couple of seconds; Myke Rhines chasing after girls in the streets of Downtown Dallas, while Vin Sin tries to hail a cab; and ending with Soul Reaper exiting a train at Victory Station outside the American Airlines Center, wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist as a horde of fans greet him.Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voiceovers.MARK BISHOP While we are at the Horseman's Club in Fort Worth tonight, you won't see Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, or any of the others here. However, we do have a great amount of tag team wrestling tonight, including our Strange Bed Fellows main event that has Chris Angel and Cyanide taking on Omerta and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.KOKO B. WARE Also, tonight we will see if Y Kore members Rory Kotch and Petrina Rotchester sans Adriana Samu can get some revenge from last week's six man tag, as they take on SINner's Law .TAMMY WINTERS Not only that, but Matt Margera is in action for the first time since his cage match with Vin Sin at No Holds Barred, as he teams with Rick Roll against Chapter Six members Nick Scott and Sean O' Brien.MARK BISHOP Plus, Andrew Smith of TNT faces Kayden Christopher of Revolution X, Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca are in action, and the debut of Zippy's Mailbag are all scheduled for tonight's blockbuster show. However, our opening contest tonight...wait what's going on here?Shot switches to the inside of the Horseman Club. [/i] All of a sudden "Psycho Man" comes over the PA, and unexpectedly Vin Sin walks out and heads to the ring. Not wearing his normal ring attire, he is wearing a black Armani suit. He looks very determined, and the fans are booing but he doesn't seem to notice. He gets in the ring and asks for a microphone. [/color] MARK BISHOP What is he doing out here? We are supposed to be having a match, yet he's mucking up the works. Someone get him out of here.KOKO B. WARE Let him be Mark, he looks like he has something to say. Sit back, and maybe we will all learn something.With microphone in hand, Vin begins to talk over the boos of the crowd.VIN SIN Apparently you people have the memories of goldfish, so I guess I have to explain why exactly I am out here. You see, after the events surrounding last week's Race to the Championship scramble match, I promised change here in SNW. After I was robbed of my rightful title shot, one on one against Soul Reaper, I am being forced into a Triple Threat match. But, that's neither here nor there for right now. I'm not out here to talk about my title match in four weeks. I'm here to talk about now, about what has been shown to me as of last week.MARK BISHOP Will he get to the point and stop blabbering?KOKO B. WARE He's a very good speaker Mark, you wouldn't understand with your single minded speaking style. He's elongating his speech for our benefit.TAMMY WINTERS All I know is that suit he's wearing looks better on him than his normal ring gear. He should frequent that.VIN SIN It has become obvious to me that I have been looking at myself, my career, and my surroundings wrong. I've tried to fight my battles here with honor, to show some pride, and to do it alone. However, I no longer believe the same mindset should apply. I have changed my believes and my style, to win at any cost and to align myself with the best of the best. That's why I am out here infront of you squalid animals. To show all of you, just exactly who and what you will see dominating this company until I see fit to end it. An Insurgence is here, and it starts tonight!MARK BISHOP Does he think he is in Iraq? He sounds like a militant guerrilla leader in the Afghan mountains.KOKO B WARE Hush up Bishop! He's getting to the good part, I can feel it.VIN SIN Without any ado, let's do this. I am already out here, I am the leader both vocal and otherwise of this Insurgence. However, Vin Sin is not. I told you people, tonight was the last time you would ever see Vin Sin in an SNW ring. I'm keeping my word, as Vin Sin is now dead. He was good, but not good enough. Not good enough to lead this group, and to achieve greatness. That's why, the man you are looking at now, the unquestioned leader, is now going by the name he was given, Vincent Matthews!The crowd boos as Matthews spreads his arms wide, and is walking around the ring for a pause. He begins to talk again.VINCENT MATTHEWS Now, the next thing an Insurgence needs is a wise man. While I am intelligent, I am young and therefor not wise. That's why I have my man of wisdom. You already know him, but I'll bring him out to join me here. Ladies and gentlemen, Myke Rhines!The fans continue to boo and hiss as Myke Rhines, in a white jacket and pants, and a peach shirt with black shoes, walks out from the back to join Matthews in the ring. They exchange a hug, and Rhines stands behind Matthews who continues on.VINCENT MATTHEWS Once you have a leader, and a wise man, you need the enforcer. You need a power house, with a pedigree that Triple H would be ashamed of. Someone who when they step in the ring, things get done and done with excessive force. So, ladies and gentlemen, you saw him kick that bitch Adriana Samu's head off last week, he is the 2nd Coming, Marcus Ryan!"Lights Out" comes over the PA, and the boos are un-relenting at Marcus Ryan, who comes out in a grey suit and sunglasses. He comes down to the ring, glaring at the people in the crowd. He and Matthews share a bro-hug, and Ryan files in next to Rhines.VINCENT MATTHEWS Now, you've seen all three of us before. Now, it's time to show you the new faces in which you will become quite familiar with quickly. This next man is the only true friend I had in high school. We both went our separate ways after graduation, but now we have both ended up in the same place. He's the eldest wrestler, and also a crafty shrewd grappler. He's trained for over six years, competed in another federation well known to you swine. Marcus, I know you had doubts about the Young Gunz and where they would go after all this dust cleared. Myke told you not to doubt me, that's why he is wise because he is right. So, let me introduce to you the man who will become one-half of the soon to be greatest tag team in SNW history. Taking my place in the Young Gunz, he is Samuel Hale! "I Am Perfection" by Jim Johnston comes over, and the fans continue to boo as Samuel Hale comes out for the first time in his SNW career. Wearing a navy suit and acting very cocky, Hale taunts the fans and tells them they are all just jealous. Hanging off the ropes by one arm on the apron, he yells "I'm so much better" and climbs in the ring. He and Matthews hug, and then Hale bro hugs both Rhines and his new tag team partner Ryan as he joins them. MARK BISHOP Oh great, another cocky douche bag. How will the Gordietorium, or anywhere for that matter, hold those two egos when they team together?KOKO B. WARE You're just jealous you don't have those looks and those skills, Bishop. Don't hate him because he is better than you.VINCENT MATTHEWS Now, with Hale and Ryan being managed full time by the sage Rhines, where does this leave Vincent Matthews? Well, Samuel is not coming here alone. See, when I first re-connected with Samuel, I asked him a favor. In exchange for bringing him to SNW and helping him achieve his dreams, as any good friend does, I asked him to help me out. See, I had someone who was very interested in joining me, but I couldn't train them full time and give them the proper education they needed. So, I asked Samuel if he would train them for me. He was more than happy to work with them, and now they are ready to make their debut on the grand stage by my side. So, the last member of Insurgence is the jewel of our little kliq. She will accompany me to ringside for all of my matches, and I will do the same for her. SNW, feast your eyes on the sexiest woman on the face of this Earth, and she's my girlfriend. As the cliche so accurately goes, all women want to be her and all men want to be with her. However, she is all mine, so touch her at your own risk, so please welcome Jade Claypool!"Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of a Deadman comes on, and all of a sudden the boos of the men turn into cheers and catcalls as Jade Claypool comes out from the back. Dressed in a denim mini-skirt and a black tank top, she walks to the ring flaunting her chest and shaking her hips. She hops on the apron, and spends more than the necessary time to bend over the second rope and get into the ring, and hops into Matthews' arms. They share a passionate kiss, and he puts her down next to him.KOKO B. WARE WOW! Look at that Mark, we finally got some quality tail here in SNW! I love Vincent Matthews, but I think I love Jade Claypool more.MARK BISHOP Oh great, another reason for you to be distracted during our broadcast. Are we ever going to get to some wrestling, or is this blowhard going to keep us until we go off the air?KOKO B WARE That'd be fine with me, as long as Jade stays out here. Looks like Matthews learned from beating up Y Kores to get a good looking girl in here. Looks like your reign as hot ass in SNW is over Tammy.TAMMY WINTERS Good, I won't have to deal with your pelvic thrusting anymore. Maybe she will distract Rhines even, this might be the best thing to ever happen to SNW.VINCENT MATTHEWS What all you mere mortals see standing before you in the ring is the single greatest collection of wresting talent this company, nay this state, nay this world has ever seen. Better than the Destruction Crew, better than Chapter Six, better than the Dark Ones, better than Evolution. Hell, since we are here, better than the Four Horsemen. Take a good look you ignorant maggots, as these are the five people who will soon control SNW. We will do it on our own good time, and we will do it our own way. The time to be idle has long gone, as now is the time for an Insurgence!All five people line up and raise each other's hands in unison in the middle of the ring. The fans are booing heavily, as the leader Vincent Matthews in the middle breaks the chain and begins to lead the group out of the ring and into the back.MARK BISHOP SNW has another group to deal with, and this one looks like they have a plan and can legitimately execute their plans.KOKO B. WARE All I want to look at is Jade Claypool, this has been a great start to the show, I can't wait to see more!MARK BISHOP Now that it looks like all the nonsense has calmed down, hopefully on the other side of the break we will actually resume wrestling action.SUMMER BASH IS SOLD OUT LIVE, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT ON PAY PER VIEW AUGUST 29TH AND EVERY DAY THE WEEK AFTER! CALL YOUR CABLE PROVIDER, UNLESS THEY ARE COMCAST THEN YOU NEED A NEW PROVIDER![/center]
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:23:11 GMT -6
"You Better Pray" is playing over the loudspeakers as Rory Kotch and Petrina Rochester are entering the ring. IP Freely is standing by to interview Xander Nova.
MARK BISHOP We're back on Guys Night Out, and what big doings we had with the former Vin Sin, now known as Vincent Matthews and his new group, Insurgence. But right now, standing by to talk with Xander Nova is IP Freely.
IP FREELY Thanks, Mark. Xander, this week, your ladies have a chance to gain a measure of revenge against SINner's Law in this tag team encounter.
XANDER NOVA Those pig-headed brutes picked the vrong people to mess vith. That is all I have to say.
IP FREELY Alright, Mark, Koko and Tammy, back to you.
KOKO B. WARE I wonder if Xander Nova knows what night it is, unlike his broadcast colleague, Brenda Price.
TAMMY WINTERS I heard that Gordie hired one of President Obama's friends to work the teleprompter the night of that interview with Y Kores.
HARRY SACHS This tag team contest is set for one fall. Already in the ring, accompanied by Xander Nova, representing Y Kores, Petrina Rochester and Rory Kotch!
"Numb" hits, and the crowd boos as Doomsday leads Xalar Malum and Linkin Strife out to the ring.
HARRY SACHS Their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Doomsday, Xalar Malum and Linkin Strife, SINner's Law!
MARK BISHOP Well last week, SINner's Law were on the winning side as they, along with Marcus Ryan, picked up a big win in a six person tag match against all three ladies of Y Kores.
KOKO B. WARE Marcus Ryan really did kick Adriana's teeth down her throat, which I'm sure isn't the first...
TAMMY WINTERS Sir! I won't allow you to sully the good name of an upstanding Canadian citizen such as Adriana Samu when she's not here to defend herself!
Y Kores vs SINner's Law
SINner's Law started off the match in control as they worked over Petrina Rochester. But it wasn't long before Petrina fought back, taking Linkin Strife down with a DDT, and Xalar Malum down with a dropkick. Petrina made the tag to Rork Kotch, who ran into the ring and helped Petrina clean house with SINner's Law, clearing them out of the ring, forcing Doomsday to regroup with them. Rory and Petrina vaulted themselves over the top ropes, attempting planchas in stereo, but Malum and Strife caught them, powerslamming them both down to the hard floor. As Xalar Malum worked Petrina over on the outside, Linkin Strife rolled Rory Kotch into the ring. Strife would get the pinfall victory for his team after nailing Rory with the Linkin Drop. "Numb" hit as the crowd booed.
HARRY SACHS Your winners of this match, SINner's Law!
KOKO B. WARE Well I hope this shuts those stupid foreigners up about "equality" and all that crap.
Xander Nova slides into the ring to check on Rory Kotch, and Linkin Strife seems to take exception to Xander being in the ring.
TAMMY WINTERS What's Linkin's problem?
KOKO B. WARE Maybe Xander Nova farted. I mean, I thought I smelt gas too.
MARK BISHOP Oh would you be serious!
KOKO B. WARE I am serious. Xander needs to get his stomach checked out. He may have serious gas problems.
Linkin shouts down at Xander, who shoots up and pokes Linkin the chest, telling him to back off. Doomsday runs in and clotheslines Xander from behind, knocking him down. Xalar Malum runs in, and all three members of the Age of SIN are stomping away at Xander Nova as the crowd continues to boo them.
MARK BISHOP Someone get out here and stop this heinous attack!
TAMMY WINTERS I think Petrina Rochester heard you.
MARK BISHOP Petrina runs in to try to stop this attack, but it's of no use as Xalar Malum takes her down with a Sitout Double Underhook Powerbomb. Rory Kotch is back up now, but Linkin Strife takes her down with another Linkin Drop. [/color] The crowd cheers as Adriana Samu, still sporting the bandage on her nose, runs into the ring, swinging wildly with a steel chair as the Age of SIN run out of the ring. They laugh maniacally as Samu stares them down with a look of anger in her eyes.MARK BISHOP The Age of SIN may have bitten off more than they can chew. We'll see how they fair against Y Kores when they can't ambush them from behind.
KOKO B. WARE Blah, blah, blah! That's two weeks in a row where Doomsday and SINner's Law have trumped Y Kores. Those ladies are clearly out of Age of SIN's league.
MARK BISHOP Well moving right along, we'll take you to an interview that IP Freely conducted with Katrina earlier this week inside the home of the new SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion. They talked about Katrina's victory over Super Vader last week on Saturday Night Onslaught, and whether she can focus on her upcoming title defense at Summer Bash against Emo Kid now that Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven has returned.[/center] We switch to a shot of IP Freely sitting down with Katrina inside her house with the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship belt sitting on her coffee table.
IP FREELY Katrina, thank you for inviting me over to your house for this interview. Katrina nods.
KATRINA No problem at all. Can I get you some lemonade or something?
IP FREELY That's quite alright, but thanks for offering. Now let's get right down to business. This past Saturday night in front of over 3,000 fans inside a packed Gordietorium in Fort Worth, you defeated the much larger and more powerful Super Vader to become the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. And in a rare show of sportsmanship from the big man, Super Vader congratulated you after the match. How did it feel to win over the respect of someone such as Super Vader? KATRINA Well, to be honest, it was quite unexpected. But it is good to be given the respect one deserves. I can say it was one of the toughest matches I have ever been in and I too have a new found respect for Vader as well.
IP FREELY And no doubt a rematch with Super Vader could be in the cards for you in the future should you retain your title against Emo Kid at Summer Bash. Kat chuckled.
KATRINA Should I retain? The correct phrase is WHEN I retain. Don't get me wrong. The kid has great potential. I just don't think he's there just yet.
IP FREELY He does have the ability to beat you though, something that he did at the inaugural Sports Nutz Wrestling event at Bethesda Christian School in Fort Worth.
KATRINA He got real lucky. That luck won't follow him when a title is on the line.
IP FREELY Let's shift gears, if we may, and talk about what happened after you won the Von Erich Memorial Title. You, Chris Angel and Jack Clinton were celebrating inside the ring when a video sent by Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven began to play on the SportsTron inside the Gordietorium. Have you considered calling for more backup in addition to Chris Angel and Jack Clinton, knowing that Gory could appear at a moment's notice? The color drained from Kat's face.
KATRINA Of course I have, but who would I call? I mean, Matt's back, but last I heard, he and Codi were still an item so I doubt he's going to want to stick his neck out for me.
IP FREELY What about Soul Reaper? Or even Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford of TNT, who defeated Gory to win the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles? KATRINA Yes, I suppose I could speak with them, and I think I shall as well. Well, at least to Reaper. No offense to Smith and Rutherford, it's just that I've known Reaper longer and I know I can trust him.
IP FREELY Kat, thanks for your time, and good luck at Summer Bash against Emo Kid.
KATRINA My pleasure.
THIS SEGMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY KRIS BENSON. KRIS BENSON: "I SUCK NO MATTER WHAT TEAM I GO TO! AND I WAS A #1 DRAFT PICK!"
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:33:51 GMT -6
The show comes back from commercial and goes to a pre-recorded video.
RECORDED EARLIER THIS WEEK
We get a running highlight montage of the Dark Ones and their tag title reign. It then begins flashing to a set of images where Katrina suffered the most due to Matt Margera, but Goryokaku and the Dark Ones were there to comfort her and help her. Another flicker of images shows Katrina leaving Gory to enter the ring alone and defend the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles. The final set of images shows Gory getting into his car, and as he’s driving out, the infamous Chevy Silverado collides with him. The image flashes and we finally see Goryokaku sat comfortably behind his desk, presumably at the Darkness Casino. [/color] GORYOKAKU Revenge is a dish best served cold, as the saying goes and Wench, it’s time you understood the mistake you made when you turned your back on me, when you decided to betray me in the worst fashion possible. Now I noticed you jumped from one cozy little team to the protection of another team. I guess this is your own bred natural instinct, to be needed and to have others want you around. To cherish your skills and use them as they see fit. But they won't be able to help you, Wench. Not for what I have in mind for you. To be honest, it doesn’t matter how many people you have around you. I’ll always weed my way through to you.Goryokaku laughs.GORYOKAKU I guess it comes down to the fact that I’m on a completely different level to you, Wench. I tried to help you aspire to my level, but you rejected it. You turned back on my skills and now it’s time you understand. You pulled out the final straw, and there's no comeback this time Wench. There is no savior out there who can protect you from me and nobody who’s got what it takes to out-think and out-maneuver me. There will be no mercy; no remorse; not even a scrap of pity wasted on you anymore. Get your friend, Chris Angel, to teach you everything he knows about facing a submission style wrestler because you're walking the path to your own defeat, your own demise.Gory laughs a little more, his head moving back so he’s looking up at ceiling. You can see the smile underneath his mask as he stops laughing and slowly looks back towards the camera, his eyes glinting with menace.[/color] GORYOKAKU Oh but my Dark Ones are destroyed, aren’t they? How am I supposed to operate without my loyal followers? You may be thinking of asking that question, Wench, but I would hold your tongue there. The Dark Ones are far from finished and you were simply a disciple amongst many. You should know full well that I’m never without people or resources to call upon, and let’s just say I’m not in the business of losing... not to Jack Clinton, not to Soul Reaper and certainly not to you Wench. Treat your days to come as though they are your last because your time is running out. Wench, it’s ticking slowly away and as you know full too well...
I want to play a game!Shot switches to back inside the Horseman Club, where a catfight has broken out between Tammy Winters and Bianca De Luca as the fans cheer like mad.MARK BISHOP Fans, while you were being creeped out by those pre-recorded comments from Goryokaku, a catfight broke out between Tammy Winters and Bianca De Luca after Harry Sachs had introduced Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca!
KOKO B. WARE This is great! We're going to get double our money's worth! We already had that tag team match up pitting Gavin and Bianca against the Destruction Crew's Mike Hanson and Mauler, and now we have Bianca vs Tammy after Tammy had some less than flattering things to say about Bianca.
MARK BISHOP Someone get out here and stop it... Oh my, Bianca is ripping Tammy's clothes off! On second thought, everyone stay in the back and let this fight continue!Bianca finally rips all of Tammy's clothes off, and Tammy covers herself as best as she can while she runs out of the building, with the fans cheering their heads off.KOKO B. WARE Oh my! Tammy Winters is streaking out of the Horseman Club, butt-freaking-naked! Did you see those nasty stretch marks on her body, Bishop?
MARK BISHOP There were no stretch marks!"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" blasts over the PA, starting at the main chorus of the song, and the Mauler and Mike Hanson come out to a big pop from the crowd. Mauler is holding his chain up in the air as the tight space keeps him from swinging his chain wildly, and he stomps around shouting "HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!" Mike Hanson, meanwhile, holds up his rope with the cowbell on the end.HARRY SACHS And representing the Destruction Crew, the team of Mike "Beastman" Hanson and the Mauler!
MARK BISHOP Mike Hanson and the Mauler are looking to build momentum as they head toward the War Games against James Jackson and Chapter Six.
KOKO B. WARE Well they better not be looking past Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca. And if they really think they can make Bianca their little play thing, then they'll be in for a rude awakening.
Mike Hanson and Mauler vs Gavin Tyler and Bianca De LucaMike Hanson and Mauler dominated the match early on as Gavin and Bianca got arrogant and tried to match them power for power. Hanson and Mauler took turns working over Gavin Tyler until Tyler caught Hanson with a Reverse STO. Tyler made the tag to Bianca as Hanson tagged in Mauler. Bianca hopped to the top turnbuckle and attempted a flying crossbody block, but Mauler was ready for her as he caught her and powerslammed her in one fluid motion. Mauler went for a pin, but Tyler broke it up, prompting Hanson to run in and brawl with Tyler. The two took their fight to the outside, distracting referee Mike Croft in the process. Mauler picked Bianca up, placing her on his shoulders and brought her down with the Completely Mauled, but there was no one to count the pin. He got up to go get the ref's attention, but the Williams Brothers ran into the ring. Mike clotheslined Mauler from behind, knocking him down as Marcus climbed the top turnbuckle. Mike then proceeded to pick Mauler up on his shoulders, and Marcus came flying off the top rope with a flying clothesline, knocking Mauler out with the Doomsday Device. They placed Bianca on top of Mauler, sprinted out of the ring and got out of the building as fast as they could. The ref turned around to make the count. Hanson tried to run in to stop it, but Tyler held on to his foot to keep him from getting in the ring. "Black Leather" blasted over the PA as Tyler ran in, helped Bianca up and out of the ring as the crowd booed. Hanson ran in to check on Mauler, then got up and kicked at the ropes in anger.HARRY SACHS The winners of this match, Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca!
KOKO B. WARE Haha! I love it! For the second week in a row, a member of the Destruction lost to a girl! Now you tell me, Bishop, if Matt Margera has a chance in hell against the likes of James Jackson and Chapter Six!
MARK BISHOP Well I can guarantee you that inside a steel cage with a roof over it that there won't be any interference like there was tonight! A miscarriage of justice if there ever was one!HAVE DIRTY WOODEN FLOORS IN YOUR HOUSE? THEN GET ORANGE GLO! IF YOU DON'T, BILLY MAYS WILL HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES AND EAT YOUR SOUL![/center]
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:34:43 GMT -6
MARK BISHOP We're back on Guys Night Out, and standing by to interview Matt Margera and Rick Roll, Bob "The Sturminator" Sturm.
Shot switches to Bob Sturm, standing around inside the VIP area with Matt Margera and Rick Roll.
BOB STURM Alright, I'm, uhhh, here with Matt Margera and Rick Roll.
Rick is ready to speak, but Bob proceeds to ask Matt a question, which perturbs Rick.
BOB STURM Matt, tonight, uhhh, you captain a team consisting of you and Rick Roll. And I'm not saying that...
RICK ROLL Dude! We don't have the frickin' time! Matt, let's go!
Matt and Bob look a bit shocked at Rick's outburst as he storms off. Matt shakes his head and follows Rick.
KOKO B. WARE Rick Roll seems a bit more focused tonight, as evidenced by him cutting off Bob Sturm like that.
MARK BISHOP I thought it was rather rude, myself.
"Horsemen" hits and the boo birds come out as Nick Scott and Sean O' Brien, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli came out from the back. Walking down to the ring, flanked by Spiccoli behind them.
HARRY SACHS Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, accompanied by Anthony Spiccoli. Weighing in at a combined weight of 460 lbs, representing Chapter Six, Nick Scott and Sean O' Brien!
Scott and O' Brien climb in the ring, with Spiccoli remaining on the outside. Both men climbed a separate turnbuckle, then climb down and congregate in their corner.
MARK BISHOP Chapter Six is looking to build some momentum here going into Summer Bash when James Jackson leads them in the War Games against Matt Margera and Chapter Six's arch rivals, the Destruction Crew.
KOKO B. WARE It's not like they need the momentum though, Marky. I'm sure that Anthony Spiccoli has them ready for that match. Being led by James Jackson, that's five stellar competitors that will easily be able to handle those jokers led by the bum, Matt Margera.
"Never Gonna Give You Up" hits on the PA, and Rick Roll comes out in his traditional ring gear. The fans half-cheer, but Rick Roll ignores them as he makes his way down to the ring.
HARRY SACHS Their opponents, making their way to the ring first from Brighton Beach, California. Weighing in at 199 lbs., Rick Roll!
Rick Roll gets on the apron and climbs in the ring, not interacting with the crowd at all, instead looking extremely focused and somewhat angry.
MARK BISHOP Rick Roll here is quite possibly looking to get back on the winning side on the ledger after last week, when Cyanide defeated him in one on one competition after Cyanide was announced the #1 contender for the Bad Blood title.
KOKO B. WARE As he should. Rick Roll deserved that shot, not Cyanide. Then last week Cyanide cheated to win that match against Rick. I would be pissed too if I was Rick Roll.
MARK BISHOP How exactly did Cyanide cheat to beat Rick Roll last week? And how is Cyanide not deserving of that shot? He's a former Von Erich Memorial champion, and he's got the blood and training of the current Texas champion!
KOKO B. WARE Oh great, so we are practicing nepotism here at SNW now. Maybe I'll go have a kid and see if I can get HIM a Bad Blood title shot.
"Never Gonna Stop" starts playing, and the crowd goes up in cheers as Matt Margera comes out in an AC/DC shirt. Walking with a swagger to him, he slaps hands with the fans before getting in the ring.
HARRY SACHS His partner, making his way to the ring, from Hurst, Texas. Weighing in at 220 lbs, he is the co-owner of Sports Nutz Wrestling, Matt Margera!
Climbing into the ring, Margera mounts the turnbuckle and looks out over the crowd. He gets down and stands in the ring as Rick Roll does not acknowledge his presence and gets on the apron.
MARK BISHOP Matt Margera gets in the ring, and already the relationship between him and Rick Roll appears to be somewhat frosty, and the bell hasn't even rung yet.
KOKO B. WARE This means only good things for Chapter Six. If those two aren't on the same page, an established team like Nick Scott and Sean O' Brien can capitalize on that lack of chemistry and use it to their advantage.
Matt Margera and Rick Roll vs. Nick Scott and Sean O' Brien w/ Anthony Spiccoli
Matt Margera and Nick Scott started the match, and Margera took early control of the match. Beginning with flurries of punches and kicks to catch Scott off balance, he was eventually able to chain the upper hand with a German suplex, then a tiger suplex, to get Scott to the ground. A surfboard stretch kept Scott down, however he eventually was able to stand up out of the hold and draw Margera in to hit a belly to belly suplex. Scott then quickly tagged in O' Brien in order to get a breather on the outside. O' Brien came in and wore down Margera, using neckbreakers and backbreakers to work over Margera. A Brainbuster suplex got reversed into a DDT, and Margera crawled over to the corner to make a tag out to Rick Roll. However, as Margera reached his hand out, Roll just looked down at Margera, shook his head, and climbed off the apron and walked to the back. Using the ropes to climb to his feet, Margera watched as Roll made his way to the back leaving him in a handicap match in the ring. With the referee distracted trying to yell at Rick Roll to get back in the ring, Scott handed O' Brien a steel chair to finish off Margera. O' Brien walked over to Margera and spun him around, but Margera quickly hit the Benihana sending the chair right into the face of O' Brien and out of the ring. Margera ran over and clotheslined Scott off the ring and got a quick cover on O' Brien. The referee saw the fans pointing, and turned around to make the three count and give Margera the win.
HARRY SACHS Here are your winners of the match, Rick Roll and Matt Margera!
MARK BISHOP Despite the cowardice of Rick Roll, Matt Margera was able to pick up the win when it looked like Chapter Six was going to pick up a win through a manner of ill repute.
KOKO B. WARE Margera should be disqualified because he used a chair to aid the finish! That's illegal last I checked, and Rick Roll should have walked out on Margera. He obviously wasn't getting the job done, so why should he stick around?
MARK BISHOP First of all, O' Brien brought the chair into the ring so he got what he deserved. Second of all, Rick Roll apparently has no sense of common decency. He begs to be Margera's tag team partner, and then abandons him. What a sorry piece of traitor trash.
KOKO B. WARE Are we living in merry ole England? I don't see Sir Lancealot. Chivarly and honor, hmph! Go back to reading "The Once and Future King," and let me talk.
MARK BISHOP Thank you for your book suggestions, Oprah, but one thing is for sure. Lancelot or not, Matt Margera beat two men to win the match for himself and a scoundrel of a partner. And I understand Luna Vachon is trying to get a word with Rick Roll. Luna, you have us?
Shot switches to the ringside area, where Luna is trying to get an interview with Rick Roll.
LUNA VACHON Rick Roll, what the hell is your problem?! Why did you turn on...
RICK ROLL Outta my way, bitch!
Rick Roll shoves Luna down to the ground and storms off.
MARK BISHOP Oh no, Rick Roll has snapped!
KOKO B. WARE You say he snapped. I say he's seen the light!
MARK BISHOP Fans, stay with us, we'll be right back with more Guys Night Out!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:35:54 GMT -6
"Send In The Clowns" plays over the PA, and the camera shot switches over to a stage area that's been set up just for Zippy the Clown. He has with him a mailbag that he takes various letters out of.
MARK BISHOP Alright, it's time for Zippy's Mailbag with Zippy the Clown!
KOKO B. WARE You've gotta be kidding me.
ZIPPY Hello, and welcome to Zippy's Mailbag! I have several letters that various SNW fans, wrestlers and other personalities have sent me over the past few days. Let's start things off with Letter #1!
"Dear Zippy, I have recently been fired from my job and was wondering if Sports Nutz Wrestling was hiring."
Signed, Brian Kendrick. Well, Mr. Kendrick, in order to work for SNW, you need to be a hard worker and show SOME effort in the ring. So no, SNW is not hiring.
The audience laughs as Mark Bishop guffaws on the air. We see a brief shot of Gavin Tyler wiping his face off with a towel, watching the proceedings on a plasma screen TV in the VIP area of the Horseman Club, and he is not amused. Shot goes back to Zippy.
KOKO B. WARE You really thought that was funny, Mark? Well I didn't think it was very funny, and neither does Gavin Tyler.
ZIPPY Letter #2!
"Dear Zippy,"
Wait, nevermind, this one's from Criss Cassidy. It'll be tomorrow morning before I'm done reading this one.
MARK BISHOP Hahaha!
KOKO B. WARE Oh, he's real funny, isn't he, Bishop? I guess that's because he makes fun of the wrestlers you don't like.
ZIPPY Letter #3!
"Dear Zippy, I... w... wu..."
Bare with me, this handwriting isn't very legible.
"I... 'wuz..."
Oh great, he can't spell.
"I 'wuz' 'wundereing' if 'u' 'culd' help me with my 'emerginancy.'"
Signed, Cody Pugh. Well, Cody, until you graduate from the second grade, I can't help you with your "emerginancy." Letter #4, our final letter of the night!
"Dear Zippy, I recently brought a girl home on a recent date. Everything was going great as we had a very nice dinner at Jack in the Box, but things went south when she looked inside my house and ran away screaming. Why do you think that is?"
Signed, Anonymous in Fort Worth. Well, Gordie, she probably ran away when she saw the sex doll sitting down on your sofa.
MARK BISHOP BA-HAHAHAHA!
KOKO B. WARE What's so funny about that?! First off, that sex doll scandal has yet to be proven! And second off, Mr. Heath specifically signed that as an anonymous letter, and Zippy the Clown should be going to jail for violating Gordie's right to privacy!
ZIPPY That's the Mailbag, everyone! Have a good night and enjoy the rest of the show!
Shot goes back to ringside as "Tell Everybody That You Know" hits. The boo birds are out again as Criss Cassidy walks out to the ring, passing by Zippy, who's on his way to the back. Cassidy glares at Zippy and raises his backhand back, as if he's going to bitch slap Zippy. Zippy flinches, but Cassidy just shakes his head and walks on.
HARRY SACHS This contest is set for one fall. First, from Brooklyn, New York and weighing 215 lbs, "The Second Coming" Criss Cassidy!
KOKO B. WARE You know, I really wish Criss Cassidy would've gone ahead and bitch slapped that stupid clown.
MARK BISHOP Oh watch yourself.
Cassidy slides into the ring and tosses his trench coat off as his music dies down. "Bleeding Mascara" hits, and the crowd cheers as Andy Lionheart begins to make his way to the ring.
HARRY SACHS And from Kemi, Finland, weighing 210 lbs, Andy Lionheart!
MARK BISHOP Andy Lionheart, making his return to SNW tonight here on Guys Night Out.
KOKO B. WARE And he has a tall task ahead of him, having to take on someone who's been on a bit of an unlucky streak as of late, Criss Cassidy. Tempers could flare up tonight.
Lionheart slides into the ring, but Cassidy ambushes him to start the match.
Andy Lionheart vs Criss Cassidy
Cassidy had the upper hand early on after ambushing Lionheart, but Lionheart fought back with a series of clotheslines. Lionheart went for a neckbreaker, but Cassidy spun out of it and countered with an inverted DDT. Lionheart and Cassidy continued to fight back and forth, but things got out of hand after Cassidy clotheslined Lionheart over the top rope and to the floor. The two brawled outside the ring, taking their fight out of the club as referee Danny Travers counted to ten and called for the bell.
HARRY SACHS Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has counted both Andy Lionheart and Criss Cassidy out. The result, a double count out!
MARK BISHOP And the fans are not too happy as they boo the ref's decision.
KOKO B. WARE Well the referee had to do what he had to do. If Lionheart and Cassidy can't keep their fight inside the ring, then they have to suffer the consequences.
COME VISIT LE PEEP IN BUTT-UGLY BEDFORD,TEXAS! IF SOME GUY NAMED MATT WAITS ON YOU, TELL HIM YOU HATE HIM AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS AND YOU GET A FREE APPETIZER!
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:36:31 GMT -6
MARK BISHOP Well folks, it looks like next up will not be a tag match, but a match of tag team members. Andrew Smith of TNT is slated to take on Kayden Christopher of Revolution X, and this could be crucial to...wait a minute something is happening.
"Ecstasy of Gold" plays unexpectedly and the Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller, clad in his normal three piece Tom Landry suit and hat, comes out from the back with a microphone in his hand.
CRAIG MUELLER Hold on just a second everyone, there has been a change of plans. I recently took a call from the White House, who judging by this and recent events have nothing better to do, and who apparently are big fans of SNW even though some of us in the back are not big fans of them.
Mueller makes a motion of eating which would lead one to believe that George Dunpork is the culprit, but continues on with his speech.
CRAIG MUELLER Anyway, the White House informed me that Barack Obama's teleprompter, using Twitter no less, had informed them that the teleprompter did not want to see Andrew Smith and Kayden Christopher wrestle next. He demanded to see the Strange Bed Fellows tag team match, and said that if we did not make this happen "Barack was going to go straight up gangsta on our cracker asses", whatever that means exactly. So, I am decreeing that the next match indeed will be the Strange Bed Fellows match. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy the rest of the show.
The fans booed even more as Mueller left, including one fan threw a can of beer that knocked off Mueller's hat. Mueller turned around, and appeared extremely angry. He immediately gestured for the fan to be thrown out, grabbed his hat and afixed it back on his head, and proceeded to the back. As he was leaving, "Omerta" began playing over the PA. The fans cheered as Omerta came out from the back, looking somewhat confused as he walked to the ring.
HARRY SACHS Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a Strange Bed Fellows tag team match scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Jacksonville, Florida. Weighing in at 300 lbs., Omerta!
Omerta climbs in the ring and mounts the turnbuckle. Flexing and showing off his sleeveless arms, he climbs back down and stretches before the match starts.
MARK BISHOP Well, after a very confusing announcement from the Commissioner, it looks like I was wrong and we are going to have our previously scheduled main event right here. How WCW was that occurrence just now?
KOKO B. WARE Who cares Mark, BO is my man, he's bringing it to DC and bringing us into the promised land! Do you feel that air of hope and change around you, do you FEEL IT?
MARK BISHOP I'm no Sean Hannity, and I'm just here to talk wrestling. However, you are certainly entitled to your own opinion as we are in America and we have the right of free speech...for now at least.
KOKO B. WARE Damn right Bishop, I might have to get an "OBAMA" chant going in the crowd. What a great decision by the Big Man.
"Superhero" plays, and the cheers of the crowd morph into boos as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels comes out. Hands on his hips looking at the dissenting crowd, he walks down to the ring completely oblivious to their hate.
HARRY SACHS His tag team partner, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 220 lbs., "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!
Daniels stands on the apron for a moment, then gets in the ring and mounts the turnbuckle. With an expression that is a fusion of disgust and anger, he climbs down and joins Omerta reluctantly in their corner.
MARK BISHOP Well these two both competed in last week's Race to the Championship scramble match and came up short, however that's where the similarities end with these two. Omerta is much larger, Daniels is a Canadian, and both really don't like each other.
KOKO B. WARE And how can you blame Alex Daniels? First he gets screwed out of TWO Texas Title matches, then last week he only earns the #3 spot for another match, and this week he has to team with the fitness giant Omerta. Would you be very happy Bishop, would you?
MARK BISHOP Well, considering Omerta is 7 feet tall and 300 pounds, I'd be pretty damn peachy at this point. How could you ask for a better partner?
KOKO B. WARE When you're the 2008 Wrestler of the Year Bishop, you deserve better company than a lowly freak who doesn't fit into society so he spends all his time in the gym and doing steroids. Daniels is probably disgusted and rightly so.
"Cyanide" plays, and the crowd goes up in cheers again as Cyanide makes his way down to the ring. Ignoring the crowd as usual, he walks down to the ring at his own pace.
HARRY SACHS Their opponents first, making his way to the ring from San Jose, California. Weighing in at 225 lbs., Cyanide!
Cyanide climbs into the ring and does not climb the turnbuckle, instead he stays in the corner opposite his opponents and just stands there.
MARK BISHOP Cyanide is building some momentum as he goes into Summer Bash and his Bad Blood title match. He beat Rick Roll last week, gaining some revenge on the man who took him out of the Von Erich Memorial scramble, and is now looking to be on the winning team here tonight.
KOKO B. WARE How will he correspond with his tag partner, when in four weeks he will be fighting him tooth and nail for his title? This is good news for Kid Thunder, he can get back in the win column.
MARK BISHOP What about Omerta, he could win just as easily?
KOKO B. WARE He'll ride Daniels' coat tails, so whenever Alex pins the other team Omerta will get credit for a win as well. Must be tough, doing all the work and someone else getting credit for it.
"Stranglehold" plays over the PA, and the crowd roars in elation as the Bad Blood champion Chris Angel comes out from the back. Slapping hands with the fans as he walks down from the entryway, his Bad Blood belt glistens on his opposite shoulder.
HARRY SACHS His tag team partner, from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 280 lbs., he is the SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel!
Angel gets in the ring and mounts the turnbuckle. He holds the Bad Blood title in his left hand, showing it off for the crowd as camera flashes illuminate the ring. He steps down and hands it to the referee on his way to joining Cyanide in their corner.
MARK BISHOP No doubt the title Strange Bed Fellows fits this match, as the champion and #1 contender have to set their own goals aside for one match. Koko, you're a ring veteran, what do you see happening here?
KOKO B. WARE Like I said earlier, the chemistry between the two could be a tad cold. If Daniels wants to win, he's going to need to exploit that and use it to cause a rift.
MARK BISHOP You're not even acknowledging Omerta now?
KOKO B. WARE Who now?
"The Dream" Chris Angel and Cyanide vs. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Omerta
Angel and Omerta started the match. They exchanged handshakes to show respect for each other and the bell rang. Omerta got the upper hand early, using his height and power advantage to physically manhandle Angel. Punches to the head and chest eventually led to a knee to the gut and a running boot to the head that sent Angel to the mat. Omerta backed up for a running leg drop, however Daniels slapped him on the back and tagged himself into the match. Daniels hit the downed Angel with elbow drops, including one from the top rope that garnered only a two count from referee Danny Croft. Picking up Angel, he went for an arm drag, but Angel countered that with a clothesline. Using power moves to ground the speedy Daniels, Angel dominated for a few minutes by employing power slams and forceful impact moves. Angel tagged out to Cyanide, who came in and began the technical assault on Daniels. Using submission moves to wear down Daniels, Cyanide maintained control in the momentum of the match. At one point, Cyanide relented and set up for a Shining Wizard, however Daniels ducked and jumped quickly to his feet and hit a dropkick. This gave Daniels the opening he needed to tag in Omerta. Working over a dazed Cyanide, Omerta once again punished using his power beat-down game. A running big boot turned Cyanide inside out, and prompted Omerta to climb to the top rope. However, before being able to execute whatever move he was going to attempt, Daniels once again tagged himself in. Omerta and Daniels then argued, and ended with Omerta finally just shoving Daniels and taking his place on the outside of the ring. However, when they were bickering Cyanide gained enough to tag in Angel, who was right there when Omerta shoved Cyanide. As Daniels turned around, he was grabbed by Angel, who quickly hit the Fallen on Daniels. Omerta began walking to the back as Angel pinned Daniels, not even attempting to break up the three count. Croft made the three count,and the bell rung just as Omerta had entered the backstage curtain again.
HARRY SACHS Here are your winners of the match, Cyanide and "The Dream" Chris Angel!
MARK BISHOP Well, quite the opposite happened as to our suppositions before the match. Omerta and Alex Daniels ended up in a shouting match, and Omerta shoving Daniels is what led to Chris Angel hitting the Fallen and getting the three count.
KOKO B. WARE Look at that, Omerta cost Alex Daniels a victory. He couldn't accept not being the star, and just threw a hissy fit and went home. How un-professional!
MARK BISHOP If anything Koko, it seemed like Daniels wanted to be the star by tagging himself in multiple times. Omerta had the match in hand, yet Daniels appeared to want the glory.
KOKO B. WARE That may be how you see it, but maybe you need to visit the Tylock Eye Care Center and get your vision lasered. I saw that as Alex Daniels getting screwed by someone who clearly had it out for him.
MARK BISHOP Well, cheap plug aside, champion Chris Angel and contender Cyanide walk away with a win tonight, but that will not be the case at Summer Bash in four weeks when they collide for Angel's Bad Blood title
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Post by Hollywood on Aug 1, 2009 23:38:51 GMT -6
"Hellraiser" plays and the fans boo as Kayden Christopher, with Johnny Moxie right behind him, comes out from the back. Acting cocky to the fans like the typical New Yorkers, they walk down to the ring with an arrogant strut.
HARRY SACHS Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his Revolution X tag team partner Johnny Moxie, from Greenwich Village, New York. Weighing in at 205 lbs., "The Savior of the Suplex" Kayden Christopher!
Christopher and Moxie are on the turnbuckles, jawing with the native Texas fans who are yelling at them to go back to New York. They climb down, slap hands, and Moxie exits the ring.
MARK BISHOP Well, this has become our main event and looks to be a rocket buster. Kayden Christopher is essentially fighting for his team's #1 contendership for TNT's Tag Titles tonight. To get it however, he has to beat one half of TNT Andrew Smith.
KOKO B. WARE Clearly you underestimate the abilities of the New Yorkers. They have superior skill and much more confidence. A walk in the park, or should I say a walk in Central Park for these two.
MARK BISHOP A New York joke, fantastic. Can we expect more of this throughout the course of the match?
KOKO B. WARE Possibly. If these two kids can make it up there, they can surely make it down here, or anywhere for that matter Mark.
Mark Bishop buries his face in his hands, as "Breed" plays over the PA. The crowd switches from hate to adulation as Andrew Smith, joined by his TNT teammate Mike Rutherford, comes out from the back. The two fan favorites show off their Tag Team title belts, as they fist bump and slap hands with the crowd as they come down to the ring.
HARRY SACHS Making his way to the ring, accompanied by one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Mike Rutherford, from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 230 lbs., Andrew Smith!
Smith and Rutherford get in the ring and mount the turnbuckles. Brandishing their belts for the crowds to see, they are clearly enjoying the spotlight. They get down, and bang their belts together. Smith hands his to the referee and gets ready for the match.
MARK BISHOP TNT regained the Texas Tag Team Titles before a national television audience on No Holds Barred when they defeated the Alley Ratz in a Submission match. Now, they appear to have two more challengers to their tag team throne in Revolution X.
KOKO B. WARE That's how champions have to think. Never content with what they have but always warding off their challengers. Revolution X is an interesting team, who could easily defeat TNT if given the chance.
MARK BISHOP I'm not so sure about that. TNT has dominated the tag team scene here for a long time and is not just some pushover team put together by a company just to garner TV ratings and money. They are legitimate wrestlers, who have actually achieved something. Revolution X's belts are self-made and self-appointed, and I doubt they are worth two bucks and a pack of cigarettes.
KOKO B. WARE That's one more tag team title than you've won, Bishop. You need to get into that New York state of mind, bro.
MARK BISHOP Oh God, save me from the horrible New York jokes.
Andrew Smith w/ Mike Rutherford vs. "The Savior of the Suplex" Kayden Christopher w/ Johnny Moxie
The bell rings, and the action starts slowly as Christopher and Smith circle each other, staring each other down trying to get each other to blink. Smith rushes Christopher, who catches him and hits a quick T-bone suplex that catches Smith off-guard. Smith gets up quickly, and rushes Christopher again. This time, Christopher is ready and hits Smith with a release belly to belly suplex. Infuriated, Smith gets back up and does not approach Christopher the same way instead locking him up. However, the result is the same as Christopher hits Smith with a headbutt, and then hits another belly to belly suplex.
MARK BISHOP Christopher controls the match early, living up to his nickname by catching Smith with his pants down, figuratively I should say, by hitting suplexes early to set the pace.
KOKO B. WARE Just like the subway, Christopher works quick and hits hard.
Christopher continues the assault, whipping Smith into the corner and hitting a running big boot to slump him in the corner. He then bounces off the ropes and hits a delayed leg drop that compresses Smith's chest and drives the air out of him like a pillow. He brings Smith back up, and looks to hit another suplex, but instead sits Smith on top of the turnbuckle. Climbing up, he picks up Smith in the suplex position. However, he holds Smith in the air as long as he can, before he falls backwards and hits a superplex off the top rope. Christopher goes for the cover ONE...TWO... and Smith kicks out just barely before Rick Maynard logs the three count.
MARK BISHOP Wow, Christopher keeps the offense up, a superplex only garners a two count from senior official Maynard.
KOKO B. WARE If Maynard had been counting in New York seconds we'd already be out of here, Mark.
Obviously frustrated, Christopher storms around the ring waiting for Smith to get back to his feet. Smith wobbily gets to his feet, not really aware of his senses. Christopher charges for a clothesline, however Rutherford yells at Smith to look out, and Smith grabs Christopher's arm and takes him down into an armbar. Smith yanks back on the arm, however Christopher gets to the ropes with his free arm and forces the hold to break, but not after Smith keeps the hold locked in until Maynard counts to four. He lets go of Christopher's arm, and backs up to the turnbuckle to catch a breather. Christopher slowly gets up, and sees Smith in the corner. He quickly runs and goes for a dropkick, but Smith moves and Christopher gets tangled up in a Tree of Woe. Smith sees this, and bounces off the ropes, landing a dropkick on the prone Christopher that dislodges him from the turnbuckle. With Christopher down, Smith goes up top, and lands a cannonball across Christopher's chest that takes the wind out of him. Smith goes for a cover. ONE...TWO... and only a two count as Christopher gets his shoulder up.
MARK BISHOP Andrew Smith has quickly recovered from the early beat down inflicted by Kayden Christopher, and appears to be going on the offensive here.
KOKO B. WARE Manhattan wasn't built in a day Mark. Just give Christopher time and he will eventually battle back.
Smith brings Christopher up, but he fights back landing fists to the solar plexus of Smith. Smith clubs Christopher on the back of the neck, and hits a quick snapmare to ground Christopher. Smith then quickly locks in the STF, yanking Christopher's neck back hard, while tying up the arm. Christopher struggles, flailing his one free arm while trying to get to the ropes. He slowly is able to maneuver his way to the ropes, and gets the submission hold broken. Smith reluctantly breaks the hold, and begins to hit Christopher in the back with his right arm. However, Moxie gets up on the ropes, and Christopher is able to hit a low blow on Smith which slows Smith down completely. Moxie climbs off the apron, as Christopher begins stomping Smith.
MARK BISHOP A cheap trick by Moxie and Christopher, as Smith was stopped in his tracks by the blow to the nether regions.
KOKO B. WARE All's fair in love and war, and this is certainly not love. Love of the Texas Tag Team Titles maybe, but it looks more like war.
Christopher senses the end, and hits a quick running knee to the head after bouncing off the ropes on Smith. He drags Smith over to the turnbuckle, and sets him up in a sitting position on the top turnbuckle. Christopher then stands both of them up, and grabs Smith around the torso with both arms. He then jumps and goes for The Nightmare on Christopher Street, however instead of sending Smith to the ground Smith and Christopher both land on their feet. Looking shocked, Christopher is momentarily stunned, which opened the door for Smith to hit the Retribution DDT quickly and go for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! The bell rings as Smith gets up and has his hand raised in victory by Rick Maynard.
HARRY SACHS Here is your winner of the match, Andrew Smith!
MARK BISHOP Talk about a whirlwind ending folks, Kayden Christopher goes for that top rope belly to belly suplex, but Andrew Smith did his best feline imitation and landed on his feet and was able to hit that Retribution DDT for the win...look out!
[As Smith celebrates in the ring, Moxie hits Smith in the head with one of the SNW Texas Tag Team Title belts. Rutherford leaps at Moxie and begins to pound on him, forcing the belt out of Moxie's hands and puts him on the ground on the defensive. Christopher has regained his senses, kicks Rutherford in the back of the head and both Christopher and Moxie begin to beat down Rutherford. All of a sudden, the crowd cheers as the Alley Ratz run down to the ring both holding steel chairs. Twitch nails Christopher right in the back with his chair, and Eddy drilling Moxie in the head with his chair. However, their celebration doesn't last as Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan run down to the ring and blindside the Ratz. Ryan hits the Overdrive on Eddy onto the steel chair, and helps Hale beat down Twitch. Y Kores start running down to the ring, Rory Kotch with her pipe in hand. However, before they can get to the ring the Age of SIN run from behind and beat them down.
MARK BISHOP Mass chaos here at the Horseman Club, as all the SNW tag teams are causing a riot and fighting amongst each other right here! This is all the time we have folks, so we will see you next time!
The camera shows the action once again, as TNT is beating on Revolution X, the Alley Ratz fighting with the Young Gunz are brawling, and Age of SIN and Y Kores are throwing each other around outside the ring and amongst the crowd as the show comes to an end.
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