SNW Guys Night Out: 10/3/09

[Hollywood]

Shot opens to a new show open. The WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme plays to a montage of video clips that show the Destruction Crew brawling with bar patrons inside a saloon at the Fort Worth Stockyards, Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool getting out of a limousine in Downtown Dallas, shots of bartenders getting drinks for patrons, bar patrons shooting strange looks at Goryokaku inside Razzoo's in Sundance Square, Baron shooting pool inside Bronco's Sports Bar and Grill in Hurst, Texas, Soul Reaper standing atop a building in the dead of night with smoke blowing by, and the montage ending with a DART train going full speed ahead into the camera shot, giving off the effect of the train coming at the TV screen.



We see text detailing the matches coming up set against the backdrop of various shots of Dallas/Fort Worth night life as Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters provide the voice overs.

MARK BISHOP
It's time to pick your poison as Levetation takes on Ricky Blair, and S.T. Strickler takes on Adriana Samu.

KOKO B. WARE
It's an old rivalry revisited as the Young Gunz take on Y Kores in tag team action.

TAMMY WINTERS
The SNW Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line tonight as the Williams Brothers challenge TNT for the belts.

MARK BISHOP
Jack Clinton takes on Goryokaku, with the stipulation for the SNW Texas Championship match at Natural Selection on the line.

KOKO B. WARE
Coach Tom Foolery is in the house as he's the guest for a special Guys Night Out edition of Sports Talk.

TAMMY WINTERS
And we have a huge triple threat tag match tonight as Death Sentence make their long awaited return in a match that pits them against Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca, and Jade Claypool and the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Vincent Matthews.

MARK BISHOP
All that, tonight on Guys Night Out!

Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz are already inside the ring for Sports Talk as "Ecstasy of Gold" plays over the PA. The fans are booing them out of the building they're all three wearing Los Angeles Angels baseball jerseys.

LIVE! TAMMY WINTERS WONDERLAND! DEEP ELLUM!

MARK BISHOP
We are live inside Tammy Winters Wonderland in Deep Ellum, located in Downtown Dallas, Texas, and we're kicking Guys Night Out with a special edition of Sports Talk!

KOKO B. WARE
What do you mean A special edition of Sports Talk? EVERY edition of Sports Talk is special, Bishop!

GORDIE
Welcome to the finest talk show on all of television, Sports Talk! Let's not waste anytime and introduce the greatest head coach in all of sports... a man who didn't need to lower himself by appearing in ESPN the Magazine's special "Body Issue..."

KOKO B. WARE
That's a blessing.

GORDIE
Ladies and gentlemen... Coach Tom Foolery!

Coach Tom Foolery, dressed in his maroon sweat pants and grey T-shirt, makes his way down to the ring and is handed a mic.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
I appreciate you having me on, Gordie, Craig and George. It's been a while but it's good to be in the company of good, accomplished men.

CRAIG MUELLER
Let's can the greetings, Tom, and get straight to it!

COACH TOM FOOLERY
Well, I consider myself a man of action, so let's get straight to business.

GORDIE
I've been hearing alot of things on the internets. A lot of rumors so I want to get the biggest one out of the way. Were you arrested for trafficking prescription pills and anabolic steroids?

COACH TOM FOOLERY
NO! I have never trafficked prescription drugs in my life and I would swear on the Bible to that effect.

GEORGE DUNPORK
What about the steroids?

COACH TOM FOOLERY
I did not nor will I make comment on that or my termination as a high school football coach. Now, someone tried to send me an internet the other day and I didn't even know how to open it so I don't know what people are saying in their internets and can't answer to that. What I do know is that there needs to be a new voice in the SNEW.

CRAIG MUELLER
SNW.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
That's what I said. Anyway, there needs to be a new voice in the CNEW. Not just some stupid kids with more muscles in their neck than brains in their body. Not some emo goth kid who spends less time in the sun than a subway train. Not a bunch a wanna-be-mens. We need something that this company is lacking, not choked with. We need a visionary. We need a thinker. We need... an intellectual!

GORDIE
You couldn't possibly mean...

TOM FOOLERY
Ladies and gentlemen, to put it nicely, I introduce to you one of my students. One of friends. One of my heroes. The Intellectual, Mr. Manny Saul.

"Ghost Love Score" by Nightwish plays over the PA and Manny Saul, donning a black academic robe, starts walking down to the ring. He enters the ring and shakes hands with everyone before grabbing a microphone.

KOKO B. WARE
Can you believe, Bishop! The Intellectual Manny Saul, here in SNW!

MARK BISHOP
Do you even know who he is?

MANNY SAUL
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your eyes do not deceive you. Your redeemer has arrived! Like Minerva appearing to Cadmus after defeating the serpent, I have come to show you the way to your glory.

KOKO B. WARE
*whispering* What's a Cadmus?

MARK BISHOP
I don't know. Is that the thing with the eye on the back of the one dollar bill?

MANNY SAUL
It appears this sport of kings has fallen. There was once a golden age but we have fallen, my friends. We have fallen through even a silver age into this cursed age of bronze. The air is filled with perfidity and filth. Women, completely bereft of clothing are scurrying about, polluting these airwaves and these fragile minds. O TEMPORA! O MORES! But we are not helpless, my friends. Oh no! A flood is coming to purge the filth and you are witness!

CRAIG MUELLER
Now, Manny, my good friend, it's great to see you. It's been a while, but I can tell just looking at you that you've still got the goods. I agree that we need some help to fix this place up, but I think you and Tom need a little help yourselves.

MANNY SAUL
Yes, perhaps if there was some sort of AUTHORITY to put this company back in place.

GEORGE DUNPORK
Yeah, maybe you could use a couple old friends of yours.

CRAIG MUELLER
Who have a championship pedigree.

GEORGE DUNPORK
And who already have a job here.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
You two are exactly right. We do need someone who fit all those criteria to be our allies.

George and Craig start to smile and straighten out their shirts.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
Ladies and Gentlemen, our brothers in arms, our coalition of the willing, our special team, the final piece of our new Sports Authority... THE C...I...A!

"Voodoo" by Black Sabbath plays over the P.A. system and from back come the Completely Italian-Americans, Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice, two big Italian gentlemen both wearing black track suits. Craig and George look upset as the CIA enter the ring.

CRAIG MUELLER
Now, guys, I wouldn't ever say a bad thing about you two. Mostly because I am DEATHLY afraid of you.

Vinny and Tony nod.

CRAIG MUELLER
That being said, Tom, what's the deal? Why not us? Why not get all the band back together!

GEORGE DUNPORK
Yeah, Tom! This is a total party foul. I thought we were putting the Sports Authority back together!

COACH TOM FOOLERY
Party foul!? I don't know what the hell that is but let me lay on you straight. We've had some good times, but you two have forgotten what made us great. You forgot what made The Sports Authority great.

CRAIG MUELLER
What do you mean?

COACH TOM FOOLERY
Let me ask you someting, Craig. When you tried to do your little Sports Authority last year. What was different?

CRAIG MUELLER
Well, we had a couple different people.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
And who were those couple of people.

CRAIG MUELLER
Well, there was Matt Margera, who I will completely apologize for, and Codi Shane.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
Now, what was the gender of this "Miss Shane"?

CRAIG MUELLER
I think she was a girl.

COACH TOM FOOLERY
A girl? A GIRL?! You let a woman into the Sports Authority?! What do women know about sports? What do women know about wrestling? Has this whole damn country gone crazy? We've got Demycrats running roughshod in Washington. We've got banks falling apart. We've got men getting pregnant and we've got WOMEN in the Sports Authority. Not anymore. What y'all are looking at right now is how it was meant to be. You've got the brains and class of Manny Saul. You've got the dedication and athleticism of Tony Manzetti and Vinny Appice and you've got the sporting genius of one Thomas K. Foolery. In case you don't remember, or you never knew, you're looking at THE Sports Authority and I don't care who you are, YOU. WILL. RESPECT THE AUTHORITAH!

"Ecstasy of Gold" blares over the PA system as everyone exits the ring.

KOKO B. WARE
The Sports Authority is back and better than ever! And did you check out the new robe Manny Saul is sporting?

MARK BISHOP
Yeah, straight out of Lanny Poffo's wardrobe.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh great.

Camera pans over to show why Koko B. Ware is all of a sudden in a foul mood, as well as the commotion of the fans going crazy. We see Tammy Winters only wearing a black miniskirt and black pasties over her nipples as she takes her seat in the broadcast location. Mark Bishop is a bit taken aback.

KOKO B. WARE
Nice of you to show up now.

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, it's not my fault one of our best customers wanted a lap dance.

MARK BISHOP
I gotta say, Tammy. I've never seen a commentator dressed the way you are tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
You mean UN-dressed the way she is tonight. Seriously, Tammy, you're going to look like that tonight?!

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, it's MY club!

Myke Rhines comes up to the broadcast location, putting his arm around Tammy as a huge grin comes across his face. "Big Gun" is playing over the PA, and the fans can be heard booing their lungs out as Samuel Hale and Marcus Ryan are making their way down to the ring. Meanwhile, Tammy notices Myke, and right as he's about to reach his hand down to touch her chest, she hauls off and shoves him down as hard as she can to a big pop from the fans standing around the broadcast location.

TAMMY WINTERS
You already got your lap dance, you dirty old man!

KOKO B. WARE
Tammy, you'll be lucky not to spend the rest of the night in jail! Like the great Matt Avery would say, that's an assault on the elderly!

MARK BISHOP
Uh oh, the Young Gunz are coming over this way!

Hale and Ryan run down over to the broadcast area, yelling at Tammy about shoving Rhynes down. They get up in her face, and she hauls off and slaps Samuel Hale in the face to loud cheers from the crowd. Marcus grabs her by her wrist, threatening to harm her until Rory Kotch comes from out of nowhere, blasting him in the back of the head with her pipe. Hale turns around, and Petrina Rotchester catches him off guard with a flurry of right hand punches. Kotch picks Ryan up, but he regains his momentum with a thumb to the eyes.

MARK BISHOP
We've got a pier six brawl breaking out among the Young Gunz and Y Kores! Fans, we'll be right back!

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[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
We're back on Guys Night Out, and we finally restored some order as we have the tag team match between the Young Gunz and Y Kores underway.

KOKO B. WARE
Things were getting out of hand before the break thanks to Missy Hyatt Version 2 over here!

TAMMY WINTERS
Excuse me, but Myke Rhines began to feel me up!

KOKO B. WARE
Well look at how you were... or should I say, weren't, dressed.

Young Gunz vs Y Kores

Xander Nova joined Y Kores at ringside to be in their corner while Myke Rhines had recovered from being shoved down by Tammy Winters and joined the Young Gunz at ringside to be in their corner. Back from the commercial break, Samuel Hale had Rory Kotch locked in the Sharpshooter, but Kotch made it to the ropes to force Hale to break up the hold. Kotch fought back against Hale, finally bringing him down with a chokeslam. Both competitors made the tag, and Rotchester and Ryan fought each other tooth and nail, turning the match into more of a slugfest than a wrestling match. Ryan would turn the momentum into his favor with a Sheerdrop Falcon Arrow to Rotchester, and he and Hale proceeded to work her over for several minutes. She'd come close to making the tag, only for Rhines to distract referee Danny Travers, causing him to miss tags that Rotchester would make and in essence, forcing Travers to send Kotch back to her corner. Hale made a big mistake when he went for a huracanrana, and Rotchester countered it with a powerbomb. With both her and Hale down, the fans cheered Rotchester on to make the tag. Hale made the tag to Ryan, but right as he ran in, Rotchester made the tag to Kotch to a huge ovation. Kotch went to work on both Ryan and Hale, and Rotchester regained her bearings as she ran in and speared Hale out of the ring, sending both Hale and herself through the ropes and to the floor, knocking them both out. Kotch was ready to finish Ryan off when she saw Myke Rhines hop onto the ring apron. Xander Nova ran over and grabbed him by his feet, yanking him down, causing him to fall down facefirst onto the ring apron then fall to the floor. Kotch laughed and pointed at Rhines as Xander picked him up and body slammed him on the floor. Referee Danny Travers got distracted and went to the outside to eject Xander Nova for his behavior to tremendously loud boos from the crowd. With Travers distracted, S.T. Strickler ran in, turned Kotch around and knocked her out with a Flatliner, then went outside the ring, going down to his knees and putting his arms on the apron as he peered into the ring, looking as if he did nothing wrong. Outside the ring, Hale and Rotchester were struggling to their feet. Inside the ring, Ryan had struggled back up and saw Kotch down and out, so he rolled her over for a pin. With Nova finally leaving, Travers turned around and got back in the ring in time to make a three count. Rotchester tried to run in and stop the count, but Hale held onto her legs, keeping her from being able to make it into the ring. Ryan quickly got out of the ring as "Big Gun" hit, and he and Hale went over to pick Rhines up and ran to the back, taunting Y Kores.

HARRY SACHS
Your winners of the match, the Young Gunz!

TAMMY WINTERS
That's not right! This is where we could use instant replay!

KOKO B. WARE
Tammy, I hate to break it to you, but the record books won't say how the Young Gunz won this match. The record books will only say that they won this match.

MARK BISHOP
And look at S.T. Strickler, laughing at Y Kores, like he's some big man! Yeah, it takes a man to ambush someone from behind! It takes a man to abuse a woman!

The crowds boos turn to cheers when Adriana Samu runs down to the ring, turns S.T. Strickler around, and goes to town, hitting him with a flurry of right hand punches. She rolls him into the ring, and he's begging off of her, only for him to back into Kotch and Rotchester, who are back to their feet. They grab him and slam him down with a double team powerbomb, then leave the ring, telling Samu to finish the job as Travers shrugs his shoulders and calls for the bell.

KOKO B. WARE
What?! They're going to go ahead and start the match between Adriana Samu and S.T. Strickler?! That's not right! Strickler's not even in his ring gear! He's still in his street clothes!

TAMMY WINTERS
He should've thought about that before interfering in Y Kores' match.

MARK BISHOP
Fans, we hate to cut to a commercial, but we will return as this match continues!

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[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Guys Night Out, and Strickler has some proving of himself to do tonight, as last week he lost to Levetation and could really use a win here to get back into the win column.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, don’t you be trippin’ on the “Real Deal” now.

MARK BISHOP
“Trippin’?” Are we doing gangster commentary now?

KOKO B. WARE
Oh you know it cracka, we be keepin’ it poppin, keepin’ it real up in this, and who better to do it with than the “Real Deal”?

MARK BISHOP
Oh God, someone shoot me.

TAMMY WINTERS
Me too, they should change your name to Koko B. Quiet.

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”The Real Deal” S.T. Strickler vs. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu[/b][/i][/u]

The size difference came into play in this match, as the heavier Strickler was able to prevent Samu from executing any power moves after he regained control of the match that had started during the previous commercial break. Early on, Strickler used the power to his advantage by slamming her around and using clotheslines to send her to the ground. However, he got confident and cocky early, leading to Samu drilling Strickler in the knee with her foot several times grounding him. Samu then went on the offensive, keeping Strickler on his back or on his knees. Landing a couple of kicks to his arms, she almost got a three count by hitting a running DDT. Samu looked ready to end the match, as she went to the top rope for a high risk cross body. She executed it perfectly onto the wobbly Strickler, however he rolled through and got her in a pinning position on her back. The referee did not notice that he put his feet on the ropes for extra leverage and got the three count in a very underhanded way.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, “The Real Deal” S.T. Strickler!

MARK BISHOP
Adriana Samu had the match won, but inattention by the referee caused S.T. Strickler to be able to put his feet up on the ropes and get enough leverage for the three count.

KOKO B. WARE
See, that’s resourcefulness right there. He found a way to win, you’ve have to respect that.

MARK BISHOP
I should respect him because he broke the rules?

KOKO B. WARE
Isn’t cheating unless you get caught, and I did not see him get caught did you?

TAMMY WINTERS
So was it cheating when I found you with that other macaw?

KOKO B. WARE
I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT NIGHT!

MARK BISHOP
We'll be right back!

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[Hollywood]

”Up All Night” comes on the PA, and the crowd boos as Ricky Blair comes out from the back. Walking down the aisle with an air of cockiness, he spurns the hating fans as he acts cool as can be.

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HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Brighton Beach, California. Weighing in at 202 lbs., “The SNW VIP” Ricky Blair![/b]

Blair jumps on the apron, and poses for a moment to show off his body. He climbs into the ring, and poses on the top turnbuckle with an unmistakable sense of arrogance to him.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
Well the SNW VIP is looking to get into that upper echelon he so desires and a win in this match would really gain him a foothold to that goal.

KOKO B. WARE
What, you don’t think he is top flight already?

MARK BISHOP
Well in all honesty no, I need to see a bit more from him. He needs to win some more and earn some more respect before he can really be considered as a top dog.

KOKO B. WARE
Please, you don’t know good talent when you see it Bishop.

TAMMY WINTERS
He sure doesn’t look like a VIP, he looks like a L-O-S-E-R to me.
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”Louder Than Thunder” comes over the PA, and the fans go up in cheers as Levetation makes his way out from the back. Mixing and mingling with the fans as he comes down to the ring, he shows respect to the people that have gotten him this far.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Weighing in at 227 lbs., Levetation![/b]

Levetation climbs in the ring and poses on the turnbuckle, as Ricky Blair has a look on his face that mixes disgust and indignancy.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
Another rising star here at SNW is the opponent of Ricky Blair. After a win last week over S.T. Strickler, Levetation could be posed for a big rookie run here.

KOKO B. WARE
He can’t beat the SNW VIP, he’s not on his level.

MARK BISHOP
What are you talking about, we have no idea about that yet.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh but I do Mark, I sure do. Levetation is a punk compared to Ricky Blair.

TAMMY WINTERS
Takes one to know one, eh Koko?
[/b]

”The SNW VIP” Ricky Blair vs. Levetation[/b][/i][/u]

A back and forth contest from the outset with several changes in momentum. Ricky Blair started out strong, working over Levetation’s lower body by using swift kicks to his thigh and knees to try and knock out his vertical base. Several suplexes and a huge missile dropkick from the top turnbuckle rendered several close calls on pins for Blair. However, Levetation reversed a kick that Blair tried to deliver and turned it into a clothesline. He controlled the match then, by using several wear down moves and a couple of leg submissions to try and mirror the style Blair had used to wear him down. Blair thought he had the match won, by hitting the Massive Ego Attack on Levetation. Stunned, Levetation wandered around the ring in a fog when Blair grabbed him and got ready to hit the Amazing Disgrace. Somehow, Levetation fought out of it and quickly hit Levetated on a shocked Ricky Blair to get the quick three count and the win.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner of the match, Levetation!

MARK BISHOP
A wildly crazy match, and Ricky Blair looked like he had this one signed sealed and delivered. However, Levetation had other plans and miraculously countered out of the Amazing Disgrace to set up Levetated and the three count.

KOKO B. WARE
This doesn’t prove anything, that referee is probably crooked.

MARK BISHOP
You can’t deny after that great performance that Levetation looks to be on the path to being a star here.

KOKO B. WARE
Sure I can, why can’t I?

MARK BISHOP
He’s got the tools Jason, look at that match. He controlled a good part of it, and even when he got into trouble he found a way to win.

KOKO B. WARE
Luck, purely luck. Let’s see him against a champion, I bet he couldn’t take Vincent Matthews if he wanted to.

TAMMY WINTERS
Neither could you, so why are you talking? You’d throw a dead bird at him.

KOKO B. WARE
HE’S…NOT…DEAAAAAAAAAAD!

MARK BISHOP
Alright, let's take you now to previously recorded footage from the home of "No Gimmicks Needed" Nick Scott.

Shot switches to a previously recorded segment, where we see Nick Scott sitting on his couch at home. It's apparent that his wife and kids are out shopping.

NICK SCOTT
They say that you always find out who your real friends are. I soon found out that Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers were no friends of mine. That's why I obliterated them in the War Games at Summer Bash last August. But apparently, I didn't get the job done as they jumped me from behind not too long after that. While I did suffer a concussion, I am back and raring to go. So I will be making my return on November 13 at Natural Selection, at the Super Pit in Denton, Texas. And the best part about it... I'll be getting my hands on Sean O'Brien and the Williams Brothers! More details to come soon.

KOKO B. WARE
I think Nick Scott is biting off more than he can chew.

MARK BISHOP
Well be that as it may, we understand that at Natural Selection, Nick Scott will captain a team with four other members set to team up with him, and Sean O'Brien will captain the other team. We don't know who they're teammates are yet, but you've got to imagine the Williams Brothers will team up with Sean O'Brien.

TAMMY WINTERS
Oh, no doubt. And I can't wait to find out who will be teaming with both Nick and Sean at Natural Selection.

MARK BISHOP
And speaking of the Williams Brothers, the SNW Texas Tag Title match is coming up.

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[Hollywood]

Back from commercial break, and the Mauler is receiving a lap dance inside the V.I.P. room of Tammy Winters Wonderland.

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more Guys Night Out from Tammy Winters Wonderland in the heart of Deep Ellum in Downtown Dallas, Texas.

TAMMY WINTERS
Check it out, the Mauler receiving a lap dance from one of my favorite dancers here, Shauna.

KOKO B. WARE
You sure do love to hire skanks to work here, don't you?

TAMMY WINTERS
I beg your pardon!

MARK BISHOP
Now, now, let's be nice... Wait a minute, what is Baron doing here?

Baron has arrived on the scene, and doesn't look very happy. He looks over at Shauna and tells her to leave, and she obliges. Baron then turns his attention back to a very annoyed Mauler who has stood up out of his seat.

BARON
You make me sick. You and all your buddies who like to brawl and fight, throwing the wrestling rulebook out the window. Just remember who it was that beat you this past Tuesday night at the Granada Theater.

MAULER
Huss! Huss!

BARON
OK, Berzerker...

MAULER
Don't "Berzerker" me! You want a fight?! I'll give you one in that ring anytime you like! Huss!

BARON
That suits me just fine. I'll see you in the ring later tonight.

”Iron Man” booms over the PA, and the crowd grimaces and jeers as Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers, exit the backstage area to the entrance aisle. They make their way to the ring getting booed and hissed at by the fans.

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HARRY SACHS
Ladies and gentlemen the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship. Making their way to the ring first, representing the Unholy Trinity. Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers![/b]

The brothers both climb into the ring at opposite sides, and show off on the turnbuckle despite the unmitigated hatred being forced at them by the fan base.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
Well, here we go with our title match of the night. TNT is going to have a challenge on their hands, as the Williams Brothers look to be on a roll and could very well become the new champions tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
So are you saying TNT has no chance and the Williams Brothers will for sure walk away the champs?

MARK BISHOP
Well no, not at all. I’m just throwing it out there, as its quite possible in my opinion. TNT are the champions and should be respected as such.

KOKO B. WARE
I’m glad your not saying that, because I am. TNT has no chance, and the Williams Brothers will walk away with the title belts for sure here tonight.

TAMMY WINTERS
How can you be so certain that the clock is about to strike midnight for TNT?

KOKO B. WARE
Have you ever been in the ring?

TAMMY WINTERS
Well no, but...

KOKO B. WARE
Then shut up, you damn ho bag![/b]

”TNT” blares over the sound system, and the crowd quickly switches their mood as the champions Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith come out from the back to the roar of the crowd. Wearing their title belts, they navigate down the aisle while all the same slapping hands with the fans.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Making their way to the ring, they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions. Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT![/b]

Smith and Rutherford climb into the ring, and pose on the turnbuckles hoisting their tag team title belts over their heads as the fans clamor for them and support them.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
TNT has pulled off some major defenses, including a ladder match against their rivals the Alley Ratz. So it’s not out of the question that they can retain their titles here tonight.

KOKO B. WARE
They haven’t faced the physically dominant team that the Williams Brothers are.

TAMMY WINTERS
The Young Gunz gave them all they could handle and they still retained, how could you not say they’ve faced a dominant physical team?

KOKO B. WARE
Because I said so, Tammy. Don’t you question me.

TAMMY WINTERS
I question you because you are wrong, Koko.

KOKO B. WARE
Whatever. Just put me down for the Williams Brothers to become the new champs tonight.[/b]

SNW Texas Tag Team Championship
TNT (c) vs. the Williams Brothers[/i][/u][/color]

Marcus Williams and Andrew Smith started out the match, and Marcus led the match early on. Smith tried to set the pace early, but Marcus had no part of that, constantly dodging any strikes and ducking out of any grapples Smith tried to execute. Marcus nailed a quick snap suplex, and started wrenching the neck of the downed Smith. Focusing on the neck of Smith, Marcus nailed a couple of high impact DDTs and suplexes and got a couple of near falls. Marcus tagged out to Mike, who for a couple more minutes continued the beat down on Smith. However, a quick counter DDT sent Mike to the mat and Smith with enough power to tag in Rutherford. Rutherford came in and cleaned house, going so far as to knock Marcus Williams off the apron and onto the floor with a thud. Rutherford then teed off on Mike Williams, who was the recipient of knees to the guts and bulldogs. Rutherford called Smith in, and they set Mike up in the corner and were preparing to hit him with the Steel Attack. But right as Smith was running the ropes, Marcus Williams hopped onto the ring apron and clobbered Smith right in the head, sending him staggering as Marcus entered the ring. Marcus grabbed Smith and threw him out of the ring and followed him out. The referee was protesting the two fighting outside as they traded blows. Meanwhile, Rutherford went to pick up Mike Williams but got an uppercut to the groin that floored him. Smith was thrown by Marcus head first into the ring post that sent him flailing to the floor. Marcus climbed back on the Williams side of the apron, and Mike tagged him in. Using the five second rule, they picked up Rutherford and landed the H Bomb on him sending him forcefully to the mat. Marcus made the cover as Mike made the count with the referee, and the bell rang as the brothers hugged and were handed their newly won tag belts.[/i]

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, and the NEW SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Mike and Marcus, the Williams Brothers!

MARK BISHOP
What a travesty! The Williams Brothers cheated their way to a victory and have won the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles!

KOKO B. WARE
A travesty? No sir, that is shrewd ring experience and opportunity. They dropped the H Bomb, and three seconds later they became the tag team champions.

TAMMY WINTERS
They used a low blow to gain the advantage on the man in the ring, which should have been a disqualification on the spot.

KOKO B. WARE
If the referee doesn’t see it Tammy, it does not count. You should know that, you’re an intelligent... no wait, you're not.

MARK BISHOP
In any event, justice has not been served here tonight but the Williams Brothers better enjoy it now because I doubt TNT will be pleased when they cash in their rematch clause.

SNW FRUIT JUICE! NOW SERVES AS A LAXATIVE![/b][/center]

[Hollywood]

Baron is making his way to the ring with the club music playing when Mauler comes running out from behind the curtain, flooring Baron in the back of the head and knocking him down with the same copy of the Warren Commission Report that Baron had used on him several nights ago. Mauler picks Baron up and waylays on him with several hard right hands, then rolls him into the ring.

MARK BISHOP
We're back, and the Mauler hasn't wasted anytime getting this match with Baron started!

KOKO B. WARE
That's not fair! He's jumped him from behind!

TAMMY WINTERS
I love it!

MARK BISHOP
Mauler gets into a 3 Point Stance as Baron is struggles to make it back to his feet... Baron turns around, and Mauler takes him down with a running clothesline.

KOKO B. WARE
Why is referee Danny Travers allowing this?!

MARK BISHOP
Mauler Driver by the Mauler. ONE... TWO... Wait, Mauler lets him back up. Mauler picking up Baron now, and slams him down with the Dominator. ONE... TWO... Mauler lets him up again.

KOKO B. WARE
This is going to bite Mauler in the ass.

TAMMY WINTERS
I don't know. I mean, with the way Mauler is making Baron his personal bitch right now, I highly doubt Baron can get back into this match.

MARK BISHOP
Mauler lifting Baron onto his shoulders, and slams him down with the Completely Mauled. But Mauler shakes his head and doesn't go for the cover.

KOKO B. WARE
Oh just end the misery!

MARK BISHOP
Mauler sending Baron into the ropes... Baron off the ropes... Mauler Slam! Cover! ONE... TWO... THREE!

KOKO B. WARE
That's not right! Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller should overturn this!

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, the Mauler!

TAMMY WINTERS
Go Mauler! I'm going to make sure to give him a complimentary lifetime pass to the V.I.P. room.

MARK BISHOP
I think Baron is starting to remember why he and some rather softcore wrestlers ran away from the competition over at UHW when competitors such as Soul Reaper, Katrina, Silvus, Goryokaku, Alexander Draven, Andy Lionheart, Enigmah, James Jackson, and Eric DeSalve to name a few, arrived on the scene. After an ass kicking like that, I wouldn't be surprised if Baron continued to duck everyone that had earned their way to the top of the wrestling food chain.

KOKO B. WARE
I do have to admit, Baron has been a bit of a let down since coming to SNW. Hell, I don't even know if he could beat both of the Alternative Lifestylers.

MARK BISHOP
Right now, let's take it to Luna Vachon, who's with Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca, outside in the rain!

Shot switches to outside Tammy Winters Wonderland in a dark alley, with rain coming down softly in the dead of night as Luna stands by with Gavin and Bianca.

LUNA VACHON
Let's cut to the chase. First off, why are we out here in the rain?

GAVIN TYLER
Quite frankly, Bianca and I refuse to go into that den of iniquity until it is time for our match. We refused to change inside that whorehouse, so we got ready at our hotel before coming over here.

BIANCA DE LUCA
That's right. We were both excited upon hearing that we were getting top level competition. But our excitement turned to disgust as we nearly gagged and choked to death on our own vomit when we heard about the venue we were wrestling in.

LUNA VACHON
Let's change subjects and talk about your upcoming match at Natural Selection, when you team with your captain, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Xalar Malum, Ricky Blair, and Baron...

GAVIN TYLER
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't ever mention Baron's name again. Just because we refuse to go into that building doesn't mean we can't see what's going on. We saw him embarrass Pure Wrestling Thunder, and if I know Kid Thunder like I know Kid Thunder, he's going to make sure business is taken care of as it concerns Baron. Now out of our way, bitch!

Bianca slaps Luna hard in the face, then takes her down with an STO backbreaker. Gavin and Bianca laugh as they walk off.

SUPER VADER PUTS HIS SNW VON ERICH MEMORIAL CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE IN A FATAL 4-WAY MATCH IN TWO WEEKS ON GUYS NIGHT OUT FROM THE STATE FAIR OF TEXAS AS HE DEFENDS AGAINST LEVETATION, "THE REAL DEAL" S.T. STRICKLER, AND FORMER CHAMPION KATRINA!

[Hollywood]

Xalar Malum, Ricky Blair and Baron are dressed in their street clothes as they walk outside to the street.

RICKY BLAIR
You boys ready? We're going to party with the best and hottest girls here. KT's just rounding them up now.

BARON
Yeah, nothing says a great night then a bunch of beautiful women at our beck and call. I just hope you boys aren't too mad at me for losing against the Mauler tonight.

XALAR MALUM
Hey it happens. We all drop a match here and there.

RICKY BLAIR
Just as long as we win at Natural Selection, that's all that matters. It's a shame for you though.

BARON
Why's that?

RICKY BLAIR
You're not going to be around for Natural Seleciton.

BARON
The hell you talking about?

"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels comes from around a corner and hits Baron with a billy club. Malum and Blair start stomping on Baron as Daniels throws in a few kicks.

KID THUNDER
I gave you a chance, Baron! I gave you a chance, and you blew it! Two strikes and you're out!

Malum and Blair pick Baron off the ground and take him to an alley. Malum and Blair throw Baron into a dumpster. Daniels slams the lid shut.

KID THUNDER
And that takes care of that.

Shot switches to the broadcast location, where Mark Bishop, Tammy Winters and Koko B. Ware are trying to make sense of the situation.

MARK BISHOP
Not that Baron would really make a difference, but just who on earth will Kid Thunder get to replace him on his team at Natural Selection.

TAMMY WINTERS
Your guess is as good as mine.

KOKO B. WARE
All I have to say is so long, Baron. Now you can go and jerk off with the rest of your buddies over in softcore land.

"Enter Sandman" hits, and the fans inside Tammy Winters Wonderland are going wild as Jack Clinton emerges from behind the curtain.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to Guys Night Out, and it's time to find out who will decide what the match stipulation will be at Natural Selection on November 13. Right now, Bob Sturm is down there to try to get a word with Jack Clinton. Bob, can you hear us?

BOB STURM
Uhhh, I've got you guys, uh, loud and clear. Jack, I'd like to know what, uh, kind of attitude is that for you to, uh, say that you don't, uh, want to face Goryokaku? I mean, Brett Favre, would never say something like that. And I'm not saying that Brett is better than...

Clinton's heard all he wants to hear as he grabs Bob Sturm by the throat, and the fans are cheering him on, hoping to see him beat the ever living piss out of the Sturminator. He picks Sturm up, and slams him down with the Final Destruction, sending Sturm crashing down onto the floor. As EMTs rush down to check on Sturm, Clinton slaps hands with ringside fans.

KOKO B. WARE
That's no way to treat an upstanding, Christian, sports journalist such as Bob Sturm!

TAMMY WINTERS
If he's such a Christian, then how come he paid for several lap dances from some of my dancers?

MARK BISHOP
You two can argue later. Let's take it to Harry Sachs.

HARRY SACHS
This match is set for one fall, with the stipulation for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship on the line. Introducing first, now residing in San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs, Jack Clinton!

Clinton enters the ring and takes off his vest, handing it to one of the ring attendants as his music dies down. "Journey Through The Dark" begins to play over the PA as whatever lights are left on go out. Tammy Winters Wonderland is bathed in red lighting as Goryokaku makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction, with Tanya Adams following behind him.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Lowestoft, England and weighing 245 lbs, Goryokaku!

KOKO B. WARE
You know, we've been saying this guy's name for over a year, and if Jack Clinton really DVR'd the shows like he claims he does, then he would've known how to pronounce Gory's name. But he's so stupid that he never paid attention to how we have all been saying his name, and I doubt Jack has even DVR'd any of the shows, probably because he doesn't know how to operate one.

TAMMY WINTERS
Better watch it. Remember what happened to the last commentator that blasted Jack Clinton?

KOKO B. WARE
Well if Jason Martel had any idea that Clinton was the type to abuse announcers, then believe me, he would've been ready for that attack. But if Clinton wants a piece of me, all he has to do is ask.

MARK BISHOP
I hope we don't have any atheists or Communists who hide under the banner of saying they're "liberals," because they'd be "offended" right now at the sight of Goryokaku stopping to bow his head in prayer before entering the ring.

Tanya enters the ring, waiting for Gory to stop praying. He looks up, and walks up the steps slowly. Tanya holds the ropes open for Gory, who enters the ring and snaps his fingers, bringing the dark lighting of Tammy Winters Wonderland back to normal. He takes off his robe and stares Clinton down.

Jack Clinton vs Goryokaku

Clinton immediately charged in after Goryokaku, but Gory was ready as staggered Clinton with a dropkick. However, Gory couldn't bring the big man down, so he went for another dropkick, but Clinton swatted him down. Clinton proceeded to work Gory over with the power moves in his arsenal, and even got a near fall with a powerslam. But things turned around as Clinton had whipped Gory into the corner, then charged in after him. But Gory got out of the way, and Clinton crashed into the corner. Gory immediately locked in the Tarantula, but had to let go right before referee Mike Croft reached his five count. Gory continued to work Clinton over, then locked in the Mandible Claw. Clinton did everything in his power to try to fight out of it, but Gory applied more pressure. Clinton was able to finally make it to the ropes, forcing Gory to let go. As Gory went to pick Clinton up, Clinton nailed him with a DDT from out of nowhere. With Gory knocked out, all Clinton had to do was make a cover, but he was slow to do so as he had so much taken out of him from the match. Clinton finally rolled over and made the cover, but only got a two count for his efforts. Clinton seemed to get a second wind as he got up and stomped away at Gory, then picked him up and whipped him hard into the corner. Clinton charged in, hitting Gory with a running clothesline in the corner that sent Gory into a sit down position in the corner. Clinton followed up by stomping a mud hole into Gory to tremendously loud cheers from the fans in attendance. Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool, decked out in their casual attire as their match was last on the card, emerged from behind the curtain to deafening boos from the fans. Clinton got distracted as he saw them, and yelled at them to come down to the ring. Vincent and Jade just smirked at him as Clinton continued to shout at them to come on down. Meanwhile, Gory was picking himself back up. Clinton just waved Vincent and Jade off and turned around, only to walk into a Gory Kick from Goryokaku, who won the match with the 1-2-3.

HARRY SACHS
Here is your winner, Goryokaku!

MARK BISHOP
Goryokaku picks up a hard fought victory after Jack Clinton threw everything his way, and now Vincent Matthews gets to choose the stipulation for the Texas Championship match at Natural Selection.

TAMMY WINTERS
Jack Clinton made a big mistake as he took his eyes off Goryokaku, and he paid dearly for it.

KOKO B. WARE
I don't know about you, but I can't wait to hear what kind of match Vincent Matthews selects for Natural Selection!

MARK BISHOP
We don't have to wait long because I.P. Freely is standing by with Vincent Matthews.

I.P. Freely approaches Vincent and Jade as the mic is turned on for everyone inside Tammy Winters Wonderland to hear so that they can find out what the stipulation is.

I.P. FREELY
Alright, Vincent Matthews, we're ready to find out what kind of match have you selected for your match against Jack Clinton at Natural Selection.

VINCENT MATTHEWS
Just as I thought, so to take your own words from you Jackie you just got beat by my “bitch.” Well, if you thought this loss tonight is crushing then you are not going to be happy with what I tell you next. Because, at Natural Selection we fight on the condition that I have chosen just for you Jack. There are still people doubting my reign as champion in this company, well rest assured I will leave absolutely no doubt who is in control and who deserves this title. At Natural Selection three words will seal your fate: Last Man Standing.

[/b]

Vincent smiles and laughs, walking away with Jade in tow.[/i]

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the V.I.P. room of Tammy Winters Wonderland, where Mauler, Killer Kong, Mike Hanson and Super Vader are all celebrating Mauler beating the stuffing out of Baron earlier. They're downing bottles of beer as if there's no tomorrow, and each man has a woman in a string bikini in his lap.

KILLER KONG
Mauler, I've gotta give it to you. Not only did you humiliate that spare, Baron, he's also out of our hair for good.

MIKE "BEASTMAN" HANSON
Yeah, I wonder who Queer Thunder is going to get to replace that big sack of crap.

SUPER VADER
I doubt Alex Daniels will be able to find anybody who will want to step into the ring with us. By the way, where the hell is Andy Lionheart?

MAULER
Well from what I heard, since he wasn't booked on the show tonight, they couldn't make an exemption for him to be able to enter because he's about a year shy of being the legal drinking age here in the states.

KILLER KONG
Oh well, more for us!

MAULER
Damn straight! HUSS! HUSS! HUSS!

Shot goes back to the broadcast location, where Koko B. Ware is shaking his head as Mark Bishop and Tammy Winters can't help but chuckle.

KOKO B. WARE
These are the kind of men that Sports Nutz Wrestling wants to employ and lift up on a pedestal as role models for children? Kids are supposed to look up to these beer swillin' and womanizing buffoons?!

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, they're good, paying customers of my establishment, Koko.

KOKO B. WARE
All I know is that Alex Daniels better find a replacement for Natural Selection.

MARK BISHOP
Speaking of which, let's run down the card as of right now for Natural Selection. What makes Natural Selection unique are the team elimination matches. They start off 5-on-5, then when someone is disqualified, counted out, pinned, made to submit or knocked out, they are eliminated from the match, and it continues until everyone from one team is gone. Now while it's teams of five striving to survive, there is one team elimination that will be 4-on-4.

TAMMY WINTERS
That's right, because team captain and SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel, will lead the team of Katrina, Alexander Draven and Emo Kid. They take on team captain Goryokaku as he teams up with Jade Claypool and the Young Gunz, as it'll be the Army of the Gods against Insurgence.

KOKO B. WARE
Well how about what one of the stage hands told us during the last break about a new match added to Natural Selection?

MARK BISHOP
That's right. As you saw earlier, Nick Scott said he was returning at Natural Selection. We found out that Nick Scott will captain the team of the Alley Ratz and TNT to take on Sean O'Brien, who will captain the team of the newly crowned SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, the Williams Brothers, as well as the C.I.A. It will be No Gimmicks Allowed taking on the Unholy Squadron.

TAMMY WINTERS
Guys, I've just been told in my headset some big news as it concerns the Natural Selection match pitting the New Wave of Destruction against Pure Wrestling Thunder. The SNW Championship Committee will be voting on a replacement partner for Baron, and the mystery partner will not be revealed until Natural Selection.

MARK BISHOP
That's huge news as Andy Lionheart prepares to captain the Destruction Crew against "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Gavin Tyler, Xalar Malum and the "SNW V.I.P." Ricky Blair.

KOKO B. WARE
Now that's not fair! How come Kid Thunder can't choose the replacement partner? He's the team captain! And how come Bianca De Luca isn't being allowed to replace Baron?! She's Gavin Tyler's girlfriend!

TAMMY WINTERS
No one said that she won't be replacing Baron. All they've said is that Baron's replacement will be announced at Natural Selection.

"Zero" hits, and Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca emerge from behind the curtain to resounding boos from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Well fans, coming up next, it's our main event of the evening. The triple threat tag team match, Death Sentence vs. Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca vs the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT AN SNW HOUSE SHOW! SO BE SURE TO ATTEND THE HOUSE SHOW THIS TUESDAY NIGHT AT RUBEN'S BALLROOM IN DECATUR, TX!

[Hollywood]

Back from commercial break as "Remedy" is playing over the PA. Jade Claypool and Vincent Matthews, wearing his SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist, are entering the ring as they've already been announced.

MARK BISHOP
We're back, and during the break, the impeccable Harry Sachs announced both the team of Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca, as well as Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool.

TAMMY WINTERS
I can't wait to hear these fans when Death Sentence come out.

"Indestructible" hits, and the fans are going crazy in anticipation of Death Sentence. As the main riff of the song comes on, green lights flash throughout the club and a smoke comes over the entry way. Reaper and Cyanide come out and start to walk down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans. They see both power couples in the ring, shrug their shoulders, and bolt to the ring, forcing Harry Sachs out of the ring as he doesn't get a chance to introduce Death Sentence. Reaper and Cyanide are taking the fight to both opposing teams as the match starts off as a brawl.

Death Sentence vs Vincent Matthews/Jade Claypool vs Gavin Tyler/Bianca De Luca

Gavin and Bianca gave it their all in this match, taking it right to both main event level duos. Bianca worked Jade over with a series of knife edge chops, then seemingly knocked her out after a vertical suplex that she turned into a piledriver. She only got a two count however as Vincent Matthews broke up the count. Bianca and Gavin would continue to work over Jade until she was able to tag out to Vincent Matthews, who cleaned house with Gavin and Bianca before Reaper decided to tag himself in by slapping Gavin's shoulder. Reaper went to work on Vincent with a series of hard clotheslines, followed by a series of stiff kicks. But Vincent fought back, finally taking Reaper down with an enziguri kick to the back of the head.

Gavin tagged himself in, wanting a piece of Soul Reaper, and seemed to have things well in hand after a capture suplex. But as Gavin went to pick up Reaper, he got caught with an exploder suplex from Reaper. Reaper then made the tag to Cyanide, who took the fight to Gavin until Gavin caught him with a Pele Kick when Cyanide went running off the ropes. Gavin and Bianca took turns working over Cyanide until Vincent Matthews tagged himself in. Furious, Gavin and Bianca got into a pier six brawl with Vincent and Jade. Before you knew it, all six wrestlers were in the ring in one big brawl. The ref got confused amidst the big brawl that broke out that he forgot who was legal and who wasn't. Soul Reaper took advantage of this as he locked Jade Claypool in the Cold, Hard Truth to a deafening pop from the crowd. Jade had no choice but to tap out as Vincent turned around, but it was too late. Death Sentence exited the ring, taunting both couples as "Indestructible" blared over the PA.

HARRY SACHS
Here are your winners, Death Sentence!

MARK BISHOP
Death Sentence sending a loud message that they are back with a vengeance!

TAMMY WINTERS
I didn't see any ring rust from these two, that's for sure.

KOKO B. WARE
There should be an asterisk, because neither Jade Claypool nor Soul Reaper were the legally tagged in participants.

TAMMY WINTERS
Hey, aren't you the one that said that the record books doesn't show how someone won, just that they won?

MARK BISHOP
Look out! Doomsday, Linkin Strife and Xalar Malum attacking Soul Reaper and Cyanide!

KOKO B. WARE
A fire has been lit under their asses and the Age of SIN want to show they mean business. First a win earlier this weekend, and now they're taking the fight to Death Sentence.

MARK BISHOP
But Death Sentence is fighting back, and Linkin Strife gets blinded by the green mist!

TAMMY WINTERS
Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool are getting the hell out of dodge, and I don't blame them!

MARK BISHOP
Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca are getting out of here as well, and now we have officials separating Death Sentence and the Age of SIN. Wait, what's that? Our cameras are following Vincent Matthews and Jade Claypool outside the building, out in the rain? Let's go see what's going on!

Vincent, carrying his Texas Championship belt, is helping Jade outside the building as it's drizzling outside. All of a sudden, Jack Clinton, dressed in his street clothes now, runs and smashes Vincent in the face with a big boot, sending him down onto the sidewalk as Jade shrieks in horror. Jack looks at her, then goes down to pick up the Texas Championship. He holds it up in the air, then throws it down on Vincent and walks off. Camera focuses over the downed Vincent as the show goes off the air.